2b2t's History of Incursions

[@loreman2803]

Minecraft: this is a chill game to calm down and relax Players: Let’s make a world were we slaughter and build eternally

[@okie9025]

MINECRAFT IS NOT A LEGO KID GAME

[@loreman2803]

Not anymore, it’s turned into eternal Stalingrad

[@thecommentsection1680]

It's literally game of thrones

[@richardhicks5031]

@@loreman2803 eternal stalingrad lol

[@donnyinderawan6196]

@@loreman2803 lmao

[@element1192]

I feel like 2b2t is literally its own game, it’s not even Minecraft anymore.

[@chidile7567]

Proud internet citizen at this point in a way it just may be.

[@LegoCowManZ]

At what point does minecraft stop being a game, and start being a game engine?

[@reevvie2608]

No, 2b2t is literally its own world.

[@element1192]

Mr Leg Idk about hypixel, it’s really just a normal server, but 2b2t is something else entirely.

[@prodbydill4376]

Aniquin 2b is a representation of human nature through out history mineplex is just like the normal world with laws and police

[@backdrop8469]

In Minecraft days, 2 months is 24 years. In game, they held the second spawn incursion for nearly two and a half decades.

[@shadowbonboi8784]

Wow

[@cy-bernet-ix]

like a real war!

[@shork416]

So that means this comment was made 24 Minecraft years ago

[@leuamrehc1343]

@@tianosbits no it doesn’t

[@lordfawful9469]

No wonder they were pooped.

[@heroxarchive4491]

It's actually how insane how players can band together and actually create realistic situations on a world in a video game where everything is cubed.

[@Laiser]

Make a game that is semi-realistic, put it online and humanity is shown

[@yourunclejohn]

It's hardly realistic

[@ralphvillarias5322]

I once witnessed a massacre of farmers in Arma3. Humanity can get very disturbing.

[@barryallen9466]

@@yourunclejohn yet still realistic enough

[@shadowling77777]

Ralph Dominic Villarias Nice lmao

[@JosephLicka]

So basically, there have been 7 World Wars in your server

[@eliafranzini8038]

No that are incursion not war, The era of incursion is to and end, The era of the total war is close to start!

[@d0nnyr0n]

@@eliafranzini8038 ????

[@lt.bagelbites6969]

Dam

[@d0nnyr0n]

@@lt.bagelbites6969 *Damn

[@eliafranzini8038]

@Slavic Steve no infact im italian, i still learning english.

[@ILaunchNukes]

When a minecraft server has it's own civics, politics, government, and archeology.

[@Raptorman0205]

Not to mention its own pantheon and conspiracies.

[@elgordo2162]

This is when you allow a new world to begin again with seemingly no limits

[@koasucks]

And history

[@Teutius]

It’s called entropy, even in chaos there will be emergent order always.

[@killaswag4079]

@JT actually.. housemaster could actually be their God because he is the admin

[@entrxpic]

This is literally a legit war. Supply routes, bases, fatigue, rosters, enemies, missions, hierarchies etc. Jesus Christ man

[@ouralisacs3989]

These are humans playing after all.

[@VinnieJonny]

Jesus Christ will soon be avaible in the server

[@TheJesterCW]

this was actually 7 wars [Classic] 1st Spawn Invasion [1st Incursion] (2013) [Classic] 2nd Spawn Invasion [2nd Incursion] (2013) [Classic] 3rd Incursion [Last Classic Incursion] (2015) [Modern] 4th Incursion [Early Rusher War] (2016) [Modern] 5th Incursion [Late Rusher War] (2016) [Modern] 6th Incursion [Great Unification] (2018) [Modern] 7th Incursion [False Incursion] (2018) So yeah, it's a ton of history, and almost like a digital series of the Purge, but is longer than a day, and is probably better.

[@Blank-np5kr]

Game of thrones: Incursion

[@maxmuller8633]

@@VinnieJonny As the last boss and yes drop the relic of destruction

[@nolanfernandez-miro7895]

20:39 Someone in chat says “WHERE DO I REPORT HACKERS”. Little did they know, they were on a server where the hackers reported the non hackers.

[@pardeepgarg2640]

Lol

[@pardeepgarg2640]

I also write the same when I joined 2b2t first in pe

[@DeltaV_]

@@pardeepgarg2640 holup its java how did you join on pe?

[@Isntthatgrape]

@@DeltaV_ because bedrock can’t join Java but Java can’t join Bedrock

[@indeepjable]

what also it probably could be a pocket edition version (likely a knockoff]

[@ObscurePixeI]

I feel like I'm watching a documentary about World Wars and the way he talks about them and the way he sounds make me feel very into it. He's a very good narrator.

[@panpsalt6757]

Minecraft. Only this word

[@PrinceJes]

It's cringe

[@cledon.]

Dude I thought my stories in minecraft were the coolest untill I found this youtube channel

[@nutanddash8552]

@@PrinceJes bro you just posted cringe bro! you're going to loose subscribers!

[@PrinceJes]

@@nutanddash8552 :O noooo

[@Kruxst]

You guys dying in skywars while these guys are trying to create a government.

[@ISuckOffCops]

“Trying“

[@theebs1]

"Trying"

[@Sumraketti]

“Trying”

[@imaginationlegitimator5510]

"Trying"

[@nelsonlim7934]

"Trying"

[@sahranack2930]

Can't believe that a freaking Minecraft server has such a history.

[@TacoVendor43]

it IS the oldest server

[@srta.carlota696]

@@jakobluts8463 lol damn.. this video felt pretty epic tho, u saying is overexaggerated ? :(((

[@ell.....]

@@jakobluts8463 why are you watching it then smh

[@ell.....]

@@markwoollon well most of the people here watching him enjoy his content

[@stine4132]

@@jakobluts8463 you shouldnt send people to the 2b2t reddit, not the friendliest place

[@TheNervousMedic]

Jared : I want to be famous Literally everyone : Sure, now everyone is well aware how much of as failure you are.

[@grate9]

Oh damn you scorched him after 2 years

[@someone-jx2ei]

I just discovered that Jared2013 is famous, after meeting him on a small server with about 20 players.

[@GamesbiteRtDL]

Now all of China knows you're here - moment

[@jolleh]

I love how this random guy named Jared is like the Nero or Stalin of 2b2t lmao

[@Crash-tu6qk]

the Fontaine of 2b2t?

[@glanni]

Lmfao ikr

[@glanni]

And Popbob is a demon of chaos and wickedness

[@thegamingnerd9647]

Fogle

[@fullcrackalchemist]

Jared the Great and Unfortunate

[@shoggy3890]

WW1: Zeppelins WW2: Nuclear bombs WW3: End crystal explosions

[@crusaderiii477]

WW5: deathstars

[@heal0152]

WW6: solar system destroying black holes

[@crusaderiii477]

WW8: Galaxy destroying devices

[@ecquin1003]

WW10 withers

[@mihaimangir]

@@crusaderiii477 very good one I love STAR WARS

[@vDREEGONv]

Minecraft, a game already with the tools to basically create a civilization and soceity, also has a server that can emulate the most complex, outrageous, and brutal concept in existence. War.

[@Alex-mr5ji]

I you think of it like that it sounds scary

[@DrQuasi]

War is literally the thing all of humanity share With all the civilisations in the world you’ll see the common ground between all of em is war

[@zenaidaviodor1807]

DrQuasi chaos... chaos is the thing we all have

[@gaminganimators7000]

Jared isn't the smartest but damn is he a good villain.

[@kingmac6638]

Yup

[@retrocysper3709]

He's a good failure.

He is like Part 1 Dio Brando. Only seeked power and didn't have a well established plan of action.

[@chesterlai9444]

@ wow fellow JoJo fan

[@caelincoolz5814]

Hateable, too.

[@L.Bomrek]

today i learned the following -history -military tactics/lessons -the power of the people/teamwork -the power of the media -the foolery of the 5th incursion general -the power of goals

[@paradox_turtles2812]

5th incursion general/7th incursion dictator

[@jk8449]

That's more than I learned last year in history class.

[@tommyreusse3858]

Such a good sum up

[@gfunkk]

@@paradox_turtles2812 ah, the power hungry. they might fall out but they always come back.

[@inactivechannel992]

1000th liker

[@maccychee3858]

KZbinr: I'm gonna play on 2b2t Everyone: *that's mad talk for someone within incursion distance*

[@TheActualMrLink]

Isn't like...EVERYWHERE incursion distance???

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

lol

[@skudmulldreams8970]

@@TheActualMrLink precisely.

[@xavyah4128]

Le epic jojo reference

[@computerizedcocaineaddicti3703]

KZbinrs: *Exist* 2b2t Veterans: *_It's treason,then_*

[@dinoluka11]

*Palpatine screeching intensifies*

[@WeedisMedicin]

I never thought I would find a Star Wars meme here

[@Uber_Versace]

@@dinoluka11 you again

[@RustoKomuska]

back to reddit

[@computerizedcocaineaddicti3703]

@@RustoKomuska Jokes on you, I don't belong to that hellhole of a website.

[@azurella_5553]

Alt Title: War veteran tells his different stories about fighting in several world wars.

[@stefano_.]

This guy is like a war veteran telling his stories

[@hiraya.7854]

@Retarded BLU Soldier [TF2 AA] woah that guy's a legend

[@SpiffoGaming]

Careful He's a hero

[@hadifahiyeyo]

@@puffy729 ok zoomer

[@OFGamezz]

@Retarded BLU Soldier [TF2 AA] team vet was (atleast i think) founded in the rusher war of 2016. vets vs rushers

[@GoodfellaZeta4873]

Hes not like one...he is one!!! he was in the 3rd and 5th incursions you know!

[@RainbowPuschel]

When an Anarchy Server without Rules actually creates World Wars and Factions that function with their own rules. Isn't that how our World became a thing? lol

[@swaggio1]

This is moderatly deep

[@georginho36]

further evidence our universe is a simulation

[@joshatron6002]

@@georginho36 or it just shows how we as a people operate

[@dreysantillan]

Remember when Taiwan invaded?

[@virtualcinematics3112]

Yes and it’s beautiful.

[@tagthatangryguy6798]

It’s funny how much stuff there is to watch instead of revising for a Chemistry exam

[@shadowkillz9606]

Let yourself be part of the history...

[@Idiotfarmlandfernlog]

So..... Did you pass? 😅

[@Doctorkea]

@@Idiotfarmlandfernlog No

[@hailchocolate617]

"CorruptedUnicorn the _leader_ of the Resistance unexpectedly switched sides before the battle" Well no wonder they lost, there's no leader

[@lordfawful9469]

Behead the snake and the rest of it dies

[@durrrrburger]

@@lordfawful9469 blow the snake up with dynamite and they all die in an instant

[@Daddy-Saxon]

@@lordfawful9469 cut off a snakes head and the body starts moving, but doesn't know where.

[@seankrkovich2869]

@@Daddy-Saxon cut off the snake body and the head will be confused.

[@prinssdgunofficial2400]

@@seankrkovich2869 cut off the snake head and it cannot give head anymore

[@sweetberries4611]

Grandpa: I survived world war 2 Me: I survived 7 of them

[@abrick6002]

Stuf

[@G750-g4h]

Lololo underrated comment

[@juri8723]

shut up.

[@pilotraptor64]

@@abrick6002 stuff?

[@theoldestminecraftanarchys9890]

Grandpa: Please, tell me how on the living hell did you survive 7 world wars? Historian: I have been on a minecraft server that weaponises autism.

[@randomguy3708]

I feel like 2B2T is just ancient history in Minecraft with all the stuff that goes down

[@daisuki1444]

A lot of servers have history like this

[@vesuviabatman]

nobody which ones? I’m bored

[@thetreeboy.]

Ever seen game of thrones?

[@ogjogi4506]

Thetreeboy no game of thrones is shitty siries because season 8

[@therudestofclouds2007]

and RTgame's server

[@SyphistPrime]

It's amazing how human nature can reflect itself in a game like this and grow to mirror that is real life. These full scale wars sound crazy.

[@mattickista]

Game servers are a reflection of the nature of certain human groups, they can have a very intricate (and interesting) history. Wich makes this video awesome.

[@AverageAlien]

As a true sandbox game, minecraft does reflect us as a species very well. Where you can destroy the whole world, take all of its resources, band together and form large groups etc etc. Eventually certain rules will be agreed upon so that the tribes or groups survive and grow.

[@Varaga_82]

Syphist Prime minecraft can perfectly be a thesis for a sociological, psychological or political essay or really any social study work. It really blows my mind 🤯

[@arandomzoomer4837]

Too bad this server is so full and I'm not a pro so I feel morally against me joining. I'd just clog up the server :( And I love the idea of being a part of the history of something and seeing it happen before my eyes too.

[@wrathandpoyson]

yo who else would watch a Scorcese-esque character study war film about 2b2t lol

[@sorrel7554]

It absolutely delights me to learn that someone out htere holds the title of "the anarchy server's greatest civil engineer"

[@wawadu2117]

was just a humble farmer when the 6th incursion started, I survived but my house and.... and my dog didn't make it

[@zharkies8177]

Oh damn..

[@aronmoss]

CRIKEYLAD John wick

[@wawadu2117]

*aggressively walks down to basement with sledge hammer* Concrete floor: oh shit, here we go again

[@toddfromaccounting2034]

We were all affected in some way or another...

[@nonso1078]

wait ur dog was ur wife

[@The_Munch]

This is what the children of 2119 will be hearing at History class

[@thijs2k]

Ben ik het mee eens.

[@SucciPNG]

In this class kids we will be learning about 2b2t.

[@veeeeeeeeee453]

@@thijs2k Ik ook

[@ComputerGirlMae]

Minecraft history class would actually be the best thing ever

[@Rapidbeatsofficial]

Im down

[@AramMohammedAmeen]

Dude is talkin like he was part of the Roman Empire

[@ktran3239]

He was

[@shadowling77777]

Ikr

[@SawyerRockey]

yeah its minecraft not the cold war

[@daybreak2102]

because this is talking about the punic wars duh

[@isaacprivette142]

@@SawyerRockey stfu doomer

[@jdoriginals9223]

I want a ton of animators to get together, and animate the entirety of 2b2t history, it would be war, betrayal, broken friendships, and would be awesome

[@foxpro3002]

Yes, a 2b2t movie would be so awesome.

[@burnflaze2346]

Honestly it would just be old players committing war crimes against newer players and ruining their experience

[@NotBedWays]

@@foxpro3002 series*

[@blackmothgriefing9400]

Exactly what we need bro 😁

[@Universexy1]

@@burnflaze2346So that happened to you then 😂😂 join a different server

[@synthwav3635]

This server has without a doubt, THE most interesting history I have ever heard to this day...I hope this server never goes dark.

[@arandomzoomer4837]

Too bad I can't be a part of it.

[@gamescubed7845]

Saddest

[@undercoverfbi3155]

Data is corropting in 2b2t so the server might reset

[@synthwav3635]

@Undercover Fbi, I heard almost 10 years of history possibly lost

[@impendingdoom7920]

The end is coming. So much war, so much death, all of it pales in comparison to what is to come. The dying world will end, and not even house master wields the power to stop it.

[@sketep1117]

The way Jared took over the 7th incursion is incredibly similar to Stalin's rise to power.

[@AGGSab]

Dude this shit should be looked into by scientists for actual war causes and stuff. VERY cool

[@JonasTisell]

@@AGGSab real wars arent caused because of autism

[@AGGSab]

Jonas Tisell I meant the last incursion how it was caused by a power hungry ruler

[@g-forcefgt323]

@@AGGSab r/wooosh

[@styxrakash4639]

Jonas Tisell you ever read about how 4chan got the CIA to drone strike an ISIS training base

[@cloversonthehill]

Old players: gets upset New players: new mission - *survive*

[@thescreemregular5168]

Hudson Sanderson Don’t mess with the *fit* ness you will get recked

[@closingyak17894]

Yep

[@floati9060]

I’m planing to get java edition just so I could be on 2b2t

[@deathmachine6376]

@@floati9060 same but they say rthat you'll have to wait like 12 hours to play so not a good idea

[@floati9060]

Shrey Patel yeah

[@picklesandcheese4970]

No one would ever expect, the SPANISH INCURSION

[@aitor9158]

ELRICH SE HA UNIDO AL SERVER

[@seankrkovich2869]

Me no speak english

[@harlowatkins6628]

@@seankrkovich2869 explain your comment on backstabbing

[@seankrkovich2869]

@@harlowatkins6628 when I was playing factions, it was really fun trying to figure out how not to get my base blown up and my everything destroyed. I remember when I was a scrub and made a wooden base. Naturally it was burned down the next day.

[@bluffcat.]

N o. I want a *Hispanic incursion* so that Mexicans can rule 😎

[@noobsgroobs9158]

“Asgard II” These men just predicted endgame

[@potatoesareneat746]

Actually in the norsh religion Asgard would have been destroyed and Asgard 2 would rise

[@noobsgroobs9158]

@@potatoesareneat746 well i never knew that

[@cedrick25]

@@potatoesareneat746 i think its norse mythology

[@potatoesareneat746]

Yeah I think your right

[@crocodilesmash4064]

There was also a second Asgard in the comics that was in Oklahoma (I think)

[@phillipgraham1422]

This should become a psychology and sociology study point.

[@spiderdian2]

The fact this precisely mirrors human behaviour in real life with all the wars and fights is hilarious

[@user-me7hx8zf9y]

@@spiderdian2 not essentially hilarious, preposterously interesting most definitely.

[@jacksonli6710]

@@spiderdian2 its surely interesting to watch ,still I just dont get whats the pt of all the incrusions wars, so stupid Lmao . Like I mean I get why some ppl love griefing , but these large scaled so called " War to pRoTEct OuR HOOOOOOme" are happenning because the old players ,aka veterans😂 , are getting upset that more new players joining in the server ?? Hell nah its so inmature and its like dogs barking when someone enters their home or sth

[@kekky2033]

@@jacksonli6710 just like real life.

[@tonimarin3234]

Jackson Li you have probably never played any anarchy type server on mc. It is lots of fun to fight for something you believe and meet a lot of people that share your belief. I made a lot of friendships on this server. Its all just for fun. But sometimes people take it too seriously aka “7th incursion”

[@fragmentsofadi]

grandchild: what did you do when you were younger? veterans: son, i was part of the -crusades- incursions.

[@williambabin7350]

adrianna maxine 500 likes no comments

[@Ketsui.]

So you call your grandchild your son?

[@West-brook]

Corrupted unicorn is like "welp the resistance is losing time to switch"

[@TuxicToiger]

The mycelium resistance

[@ghst355]

@@TuxicToiger he pulled an Italy on him

[@prod.und333ead]

KZbinr: mentions 2b2t Their fan base: *you shouldn’t have done that*

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

First rule of fight club Make a youtube video about fight club

[@amaan_on_yt]

This world is a literal boys locker room

[@joshatronawsome7412]

No. 2b2t smells better

[@melissawatenpaugh9891]

BlitzYT so true

[@ninjapanda236]

joshatron awsome how do you know what it smells like. It probably smells like sweat also

[@joshatronawsome7412]

(NinjaPanda 236) 2b2t is an open space so I don’t think it would smell that bad and also the places that do smell bad would probably smell more like gunpowder and ozone Guessing from the amount of explosives they use. But who knows. Maybe it smells like a slaughter house with two million dead bodies decaying and releasing there bowels because of the amount of people they kill on the server? Just a thought.

[@amaan_on_yt]

@@joshatronawsome7412 I'd think spawn would smell the worst lol

[@supa1534]

This is honestly the best thing. It’s like it’s own world with its own history. People in game are even trying to protect historic landmarks from being destroyed.

[@taylorinoboi467]

It's like if McEarth was done well lmao

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@grench3298 What's that?

[@GlowBerryPumpkin]

And it's toxic and they don't want too many people to be there so griefing and killing is part of a healthy ecosystem.

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@GlowBerryPumpkin Yep lol

[@lookd.east123]

who thought that a square game would be so important for thousands of players where are those who said minecraft is shit

[@fm56001]

17:50 the french be like "quick! lets escape spawn while the americans are asleep!" lol

[@cal_ibri4236]

Notch : lets create a game that envolves the players with all the power and create great structures 2b2t : i like war. I REALLY REALLY like wars.

[@clayxros576]

*german voice* I. Love. Vore.

[@2manyeggshells]

@@clayxros576 zats vunny

[@Element-tb6lp]

Do you like death too?

[@doyouseeme27]

@@clayxros576 hellsing

[@rekon1500]

Well the war was started because players wanted to defend their structures. War is part of our nature. Is that really hard to think about?

[@MK-gb7ht]

Jared: *Botches his own “incursion” and tries to look cool* Everyone: “Congratulations, you’re a failure.”

[@smashmallow1012]

Jared: Why don't you take your little failure, roll it up sideways...

[@smorlhorlson8104]

MK747 true

[@paytonwagner6517]

Jared's a loser

[@candypoweredrocket]

“Did I?” “Scout, where is this going?”

[@jamesroche9636]

Who is jared

[@kaliico2913]

_1914 : World War I_ _1939 : World War II_ _2013 - 2019(Or Now) : Minecraft War_

[@mjyepez3263]

Shiino Erika is starting another war

[@maxout10s63]

@@mjyepez3263 *Erika*

[@thedoodlezerk]

New player here, is 2b2t really that hostile to new players? How tf do i join then?

[@bedrockmodz2370]

@@mjyepez3263 ETIKA*

[@ceceliarussell6636]

World war |||

[@zyggybaranowski6852]

This video was like Art of War. Fit gave so many lessons on how an incursion should be conducted. The next incursion should be massive, and have a pretty big command structure to maintain progress and control of members

[@dkmongolia964]

Top 3 epic suicidal attacks 3.kamikaze 2.suicidal bombers 1.End crystal sacrifice

[@fask69]

*epic*

[@number-no-1443]

Pretty sure kamikaze and suicide bombers mean the same

[@NoobsDudes]

Epic

[@jaredsergent857]

Desmonetisação kamikaze is a suicide bomber. They would fill their planes with explosives them ram them into ships

[@Ryan-br6ic]

Dk Mongolia suicide bombers are epic?

[@mrkitloin]

Damn it only took 3 seconds for him to say “oldest anarchy server”

[@jimmyadams5153]

Not even a record though lmao

[@mr.superb4331]

In, every, single, god, damn, video

[@proplaystowin]

Incursion 5’s lesson was don’t let Jared run an incursion

[@hongseng3670]

no frick jared

[@Bregott07]

Jared is basically like if you gave a 5 year old the presidency.

[@ironboy3245]

@@Bregott07 so basically the trump admin then?

[@DrGodzilla1954]

Why is it so hard to learn that 1 person can’t do everything?

[@shadowsnake5133]

@@ironboy3245 or Biden, or literally any candidates since 2012.

[@angryraindrop]

I love the seriousness around a video game. Like the jared fabricating evidence screenshot showing how the person who exposed him has photos asking him to fabricate evidence

[@basinofdreams]

Finding wildlife in 2b2t is like finding a single tree in a nuclear apocalypse

[@beleques]

Adrian Cornac finding a single tree in 2b2t is like finding a single tree in a nuclear apocalypse...

[@fatalos6855]

Finding 2b2t in wildlife is like finding a single nuclear apocalypse in a tree

[@n00bsstuff36]

@@fatalos6855 Finding a single oldest anarchy server in minecraft in a 2b2t is like finding an oldest anarchy server in minecraft on minecraft

[@your_fathers]

Well if you're like a few thousand blocks away from spawn you could find some

[@dr.velious5411]

And then you grief it just to be sure. Can't have nature growing all over the place, it's gross.

[@kallel5155]

The dude's voice and the music is making this seem more intense than it needs to be

[@dark_ops1651]

KaL and I LOVE it

[@norbivans9939]

Ikr

[@norbivans9939]

@@Vimp.y That is what is giving him popularity, but the best thing is this server has better history than the actual World, lmao

[@qxarts3896]

This is basically the history channel at 2 AM

[@sharmcd4269]

It’s a game about cube block people and it’s so intense

[@wyatthepner203]

The public hanging at 9:32.... I'm at a loss for words, these pro minecraft players really be wilding

[@benj.j]

😂

[@centerpoint2844]

😂

[@louisetheophile4286]

😂

[@adamelford1564]

😂

[@blandpotato2847]

😂

[@cormanec210]

The 7th Incursion: Jared: I'm gonna end this man's career.

[@Robinwoodtm]

The history of this server is more interesting than some parts of actual history

[@CoDeXevolution]

first time i have actually wanted to learn history damn this is fascinating

[@freskyii4811]

Aaliyah Wood well of course an incursion is more interesting than someone taking a shit at 3 am with dysentery

[@emgeevic524]

Ikr

[@liamedmonds4545]

I mean technically 2b2t is a part of actual history if you think about it

[@ffff4958]

*most

[@kencat3363]

Makes game of thrones look like a tea party

[@Elden_one]

It makes Russian sleep experiment look like a funny story

[@thecommentato4]

It makes having hard poop and not being to poop it out like dust

[@GoblinsOfFarmington]

This makes antivaxxers seem smart

[@devoringdemonsoulq9086]

Dude i want to buy pc minecraft

[@guitarplayer9000]

Devoringdemonsoul Q GOD DAMN IT YOU RUINED THE CHAIN

[@harrylaflare846]

Mans sounds like hes teaching a history class

[@arthurthekyogre9155]

He IS teaching, teaching the story of 2b2t!

[@pierresihite8854]

now hush child let him speak

[@darthsauron8052]

We all want to hear him tell his tale

[@d4vid469]

*_he is_*

[@toastedcrackers9745]

I know right

[@cormanec210]

Jared: I used the incursion to destroy the incursion.

[@somnus2.5]

KZbinr : This server looks cool 2b2t veterans : IT'S *WAR*

[@kaelisprime9087]

Holy heck man, this was like an actual war. Suicide Bombers, Air Strikes, etc.

[@fanaticalplel1003]

Kale ikr this sounds so crazy! Like real life world wars.

[@mikocil-wu5mp]

I hear they used ppl to work on farms like slaves

[@rustyssj9467]

mhm when i first spawned into 2b2t i became a slave. They forced me to place obsidian blocks around spawn. When I would get the job done they would throw me some food or some armor. I was told to watch over new players and kill them. Of course I was not allowed to leave. sleep was impossible for me as well and this was a time before phantoms. Eventually I did manage to leave once the need for obsidian ended and the incursions came to a close.

[@fanaticalplel1003]

Goku Black dude. This server needs help.

[@rustyssj9467]

@@fanaticalplel1003 good thing i left it lol its fun but its really toxic

[@jimbob-ti1pb]

I was doin school work while listening to this and accidentally called the French revolution the "the French incursion.

[@clowntown5220]

Stop I'm dying lmao

[@rainbow_vader]

I mean you're not wrong

[@noahb.6592]

Technically you’re not wrong term wisw

[@mateorios1636]

I realized that Jared actually was unstable as heck as Robespierre Both of em Kicked loyalists that dosen't do much activity Both were Maniacs Both of em were Once Leaders

[@junio0o768]

Mateo Rios coincidence? I THINK NOT

[@brayster0151]

19:57 random kid in chat: *ThErS’3 A huCKeR111!1!1!1!1!1*

[@mattinacave1947]

Hmm it seems this floor is made out of floor

[@FunnySkeleton101]

Also kid:lets play on 2b2t

[@Prokerboss]

ZOMG HUCKER HELP!!11!1!1!1!!!11

[@maxsnow9952]

No shit sherlock

[@JohnBread69]

Too many players for an eighth incursion? Thanos was right

[@Isaacreeper]

Yuss

[@zane7929]

Its probably coming

[@alexanders2669]

F L A M I N G O One happens every few years. It’s bound to happen and I can’t wait.

[@zane7929]

@@alexanders2669 it just seems like one is coming because of the Etika shrine greif

[@herpydepth1204]

T

[@Omni798]

Love how the closest thing to peace you can get on 2b2t is “relative peace”

[@zucchinibyday]

Kind of a grim reflection of our own world, huh?

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

@@zucchinibyday was gonna say this. From what I know there's never been a time in recorder history when a war hasn't been going on in some part of the world

[@OldDoofenshmirtz]

the government secretly monitors 2b2t as a war simulator

[@aboz8649]

Imagine

[@gustavofring9148]

What government

[@radiantdiamond3701]

@@gustavofring9148 Every, including yours

[@AttiMatter]

@@radiantdiamond3701 r/wooosh

[@radiantdiamond3701]

@@AttiMatter wtf? I was joking too! Not a single country is monitoring 2b2t...

[@noah--1831]

2b2t has more lore than the dream smp and it’s not even roleplay

[@MorseLevv]

Yeah

[@duelios.]

Dream SMP literally is based on roleplay and lore, 2b2t is literally anarchy with nobody being able to force people to join them. All of the lore on 2b2t is natural, Dream SMP’s is artificial.

[@noah--1831]

@@duelios. yes

[@shash14220]

@@michaelc.8712 dreamsmp is cringe This is real nerd war

[@HideTheDossier]

@@michaelc.8712 but nobody cares if you didn't ask

[@quirkyfruitsalad3.144]

Now THIS is the true minecraft storymode

[@0subscriberswithnovideosch774]

it has better writing than it too

[@slenderminion289]

Storymode had Boomtown. 2b2t is Nuketown.

[@stormalexandrioz4308]

2b2t the mc Chernobyl

[@raveltheone9113]

Can we turn 2bt2s history into a dark fantasy type show? like god damn 2b2t has better story than most shows, movies, and games. lol

[@mlgproplayer2915]

Ikr! It could be a awesome game or animated serie!

[@unconsciousimmortal]

thats bc its real life

[@unconsciousimmortal]

it would ruin the history if it was a show no plot armour just fax

[@sokandueler9578]

RavelTheOne I would PAY to watch that

[@blatti1748]

Guys its not actually that epic as fit portrays it.

[@no_good_bruh9673]

I was around the 3rd incursion when the soldiers came and took people to bolster the ranks, i resisted and they withered my wife and kids... I became an obsidian slave, forced to mine until one of the enemy squads breached the base and freed all the black diamond miners. 10/10

[@Poffean]

Respect

[@leothomson1763]

We have a rare species here: a world war 3 veteran

[@aaruushkulkarni]

Slavery still exists

[@aaronbohling5851]

"Black diamond miners"

[@generallyjimming]

Corrupted unicorn switched sides before the battle ITALY INTESIFIES

[@TheDracoAnimator]

Haha WWI joke

[@MichelleW870]

"the rushers were cornered from both sides" GERMANY INTENSIFIES

[@BaubauYT]

*Meanwhile, I calmly finish my dirt house in singleplayer* Okay...

[@nikkotek6033]

Damn its fucken BauLAD from CWRP. Didnt expect to find you here.

[@inthebeginning6895]

If I was building some of this stuff. I’d die so much falling off

[@bean8268]

@@arty7122 Really...damn how long have you been playing minecraft for its just a few blocks lmao

[@childishgalvino]

BauLAD that’s cool , as long as you had fun(:

[@toby7161]

I love how the first 'conflict' he showed was just what we all did when we got minecraft for the first time

[@xandeath75]

Lol

[@pebbleman721]

Dig a hole, and pray the night goes away?

[@owenklein1917]

What conflict are you talking about? Are you talking about the first incursion or the first clip?

[@toby7161]

@@owenklein1917 It's at like 0:07-

[@toby7161]

@@owenklein1917 First clip. I just think it's funny that he didn't show 32k weapons or giant obsidian structures, but instead just some guys burning a village.

[@MrCoolerMan1]

The old leaders: The incursion will decide your fate. Jared: I am the incursion.

[@luizfelipevbf5567]

The old leaders: Not yet

[@darkapostle1]

Jared: It's treason then.

[@dm6182696]

This Palpatine meme works surprisingly well in this instance.

[@monsieurpasta4922]

Sounds like stalin already

[@sophocles3219]

The incursions are like the crusades, the first were successful, the rest not so much, but there was one in the middle that was pretty good. Also, towards the end they were started as sort of obligitory and were weak.

[@alohadubs7683]

What I’ve learned: If I ever join 2B2T, *Dont do anything Jared tells you to do*

[@poutykeiki2574]

don't worry he's a living joke right now XD

[@fleentstones117]

Imagine being known as the guy who started a fake incursion.

[@Ayprr]

That's got to suck lol

[@renatonovis]

I'm thinking on making my thesis in college about the 2b2t server.

[@ubhumma]

RFN Kami what are you in anthropology?

[@tarapiero]

culture and language?

[@thewanders6826]

Thebes and Sound?

[@maxim-2898]

@@thewanders6826 this made me wheeze hahaha 2b2t's greatest civil engineer haha

[@godsrighteous_man]

I'd give you an A+

[@simandi1511]

I find the history of 2b2t so interesting! It's like watching an entire alternate universe. I wish i was a part of this fron the begining...

[@judahosborne8868]

The moral of the story is.. Just play lan with your friends

[@thedudethatneveruploads2617]

unless you want to live in crusades on THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

[@AFrame06]

Ian???

[@tiantian5693]

@@AFrame06 Lan, so your friends can join your world workout making a server or realm

[@AFrame06]

Ohhhh LAN on my tablet it looks like the name Ian so I can get those confused sometimes

[@tiantian5693]

@@AFrame06 oh oki

[@jimbobdoohicky9150]

Dude I would have loved this server back in 2012 why I gotta find out about it just now maaaaaaaan .

[@mslimotte]

It's just life.

[@cheesyfeet9742]

IKR

[@Mrcheekymonkeyisback]

I’m crazylord96 on minecraft. Join me in that server. Demolish the obsidian wall. That’s the goal

[@ekura9530]

youtube algorithm

[@walldweller6287]

Ikr, I wonder what it was like for those veterans.

[@tilde5441]

Imagine this server but with Galacticraft - Entire planets being colonized, taken over, and raided

[@timothyng3226]

What about the Droid attack on the wookies?

[@bateli9733]

Someone has to make this. Maybe also with industrialcraft?

[@valky5598]

By 9 year olds.

[@Vinnini]

Imagine it with ICBM.

[@randomstranger9442]

But what if they add more tnt mod and tech guns ? *insert wh40k music*

[@DeltaChairlines]

Whenever he says “incursions” all I can think of are the frog aliens from Ben 10.

[@chadpowell1832]

lol yess

[@jackmist]

IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID!

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

What

[@carcraftgmr9595]

So true

[@georgemckieth6063]

The lesson he really wants to teach: Jared sux.

[@clowntown5220]

Jared gives extreme trump vibew

[@ronyrubinov7449]

Ah yes Jared sux

[@BenSharesClips]

@Jared hi jared

[@chaotixthefox]

@@Korijenkins1414 Popbob was the most notorious at the time when Fit was new, so he is very significant in Fit's eyes. Jared has accomplished more by playing for a much longer time, and being a bumbling incompetent is in fact part of why he is so damaging(the man's leadership is the sole cause for two failed incursions). Jared is a fine griefer, he just shouldn't be allowed authority.

[@chaotixthefox]

@@Korijenkins1414 You'll have to substantiate this. Which is probably more work than you're willing to do.

[@bloodyhunter300x6]

When you realize that a Minecraft server has a better story than infinity war

[@null4316]

this man is a preacher. 31 in queue rn

[@ajinkyatarodekar9099]

Ikr

[@javafloof]

lmao true

[@johanolsson4295]

I'm active on a server with a wiki

[@florianzajac9600]

2b2t the movie? Heh I will be rich

[@Craisont]

I really like how 2b2t actually kinda runs on the same lines as actual world history, incursions are like crusades in the real world, and new forms of fighting were made with end crystals, in the real world combat always sees new forms of fighting even today

[@hund7458]

why did you use a t for the first 2 but a 2 for the second two?

[@chronon8782]

ifkr? it feels really cool to have him explain it like some historical tale

[@officerdog2301]

I remember it like it was yesterday. I was watching the camping rusher on KZbin in 2016 and waited everyday for a new episode on 2b2t. It really is good to go back and watch those episodes, giving me a strong hit of nostalgia. I watched him be defeated by fitmc, the resistance, heck, the building TCR and fitmc fought in. It was really nice to see real sword v sword combat instead of the end crystals but like in the real world people get more advanced. I really miss it man.

[@bastard-took-the-name-I-had]

idk it sounds more like some over advanced country that wants to live in total seclusion and kills anyone who goes in. it sounds basiclly like a dystopia

[@arandominternetuser4507]

2b2t history is WAY more interesting than my history class.

[@pianodna-james3147]

Peace in 2b2t: small grieving, some fights War in 2b2t: history of incursions

[@JoanJolle]

Ironically your videos are probably bringing new players in to join 2b2t as well

[@conmanassassin]

KC Campbell they are but not very little kids so it’s better. I’m guessing

[@warper3723]

...yep

[@shaneowens5011]

Yeah. I mean, I would be interested in joining because of them. I just wanna go far out and build a place tho ._.

[@MasterGhostf]

@@shaneowens5011 Does sound like a fun server, but I dont got the time to deal with its bs.

[@MothleyRS]

The FITMC INCURSION

[@gray4236]

Jarred wall incursion literally sounds like Stalin coming to power in the USSR😂

[@croisaor2308]

Step one: convince the party members Step two: blame the other leaders of plotting Step three: assassinate/execute the leaders

[@k-dawgHI]

Normal people: TIME FOR A F*CKING CRUSADE Minecraft players: *TIME FOR A F^CKING INCURSION*

[@schooler5372]

He basically tried to become king of the server and if he had gotten away with it the server would have been fucked

[@TheColourRedPA]

Jared the newest member of the power hungry leaders

[@foundationagentredacted9908]

But he didn’t have gulags

[@vbgvbg1133]

What i love about 2b2t is that its history sounds like real life.

[@awetoot3593]

it is real life

[@schooler5372]

Fit is just a really good story teller

[@boochie-yj7un]

Replace Incursion with Crusade

[@108wee]

it is real life, it actually happened and affected a large amount of people and as a group they and experienced and learned thus changed their attitudes and adapted to the changing times. its not a huge community only taking place on one server, in one game, only assessable by those who can afford time, internet, and a computer. but that doesnt make its history any less valid. no need to diss its history like that. is today not considered history then?

[@rohiko4433]

We need a 2b2t cinematic universe

[@mugetsu8580]

I like it how you talk about these things in such a way that it really draws you in to the story

[@N0RZC]

Ye hes a good storyteller

[@Flowtail]

Gotta love when a “celebration of culture” involves building a wall to keep newcomers out

[@annoyingDemoncat]

LMAO

[@chidile7567]

The server isn’t for the faint of heart

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Sounds like the US.

[@ashencometmom5291]

life imitates art

[@Flowtail]

@@chidile7567 unless, like me, you're okay with dying all the time

[@hodor9851]

"One thing we learn from history, is that we don't learn from it" -Otto Von Bismarck

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

The German Empire Thanks Otto, very nice!

[@pierresihite8854]

long live Kaiser Willy!!!

[@TerriblyIronic9]

That's a garbage quote. If you had any logic, you would feel the same way.

[@hodor9851]

@@TerriblyIronic9 It's a true quote. Have you all people learn from how Communism failed? No (infact, a few countries still practice it) .Have you seen how people stopped beleiving Nazism and Facism are two brutal and evil ideologies? No.

[@TerriblyIronic9]

@@hodor9851 A perfect example is your name. Germany definitely learned when Berlin was destroyed by bombing raid after bombing raid followed by mass occupation. The entire culture changed afterwards. I've seen comments from Germans saying "germans dislike weapons". The fairest assumption is that their schools now teach them to believe in that. The entire world wouldn't exist as it is if we didn't learn from history. Political ideologies aren't a good example. Small groups or countries will hold onto the values they choose to. I still hold strong that you do learn from history. In fact the only way to move forward correctly is by looking back at history. Many cultures have been destroyed from few mistakes. Your example plays more to the fact you do learn from history. If communism didn't learn how to properly run itself through consistent failure. Would it still be around? That's rhetorical obviously but the answer is no it would be non-existent today. The quote is garbage and or outdated. Seriously, where's the logic?

[@lemoncitrine3504]

Guy in chat "THERE'S A HACKER!" ...no shit?

[@KezH1]

Bruh

[@Mr0LemAud]

" Oh god let's kill him "

[@Annihilation_Studios]

Buh

[@haliwagner5231]

"WhErE Do I RePoRt HaCkErS" XD

[@Mr0LemAud]

@@haliwagner5231 " in the chatt of newcommers , man "

[@firstordersaint7659]

"A new form of combat was emerging... Crystal Combat": Queue the Incursion taking Meth to increase performance

[@MichelleW870]

this reminds me of a certain european country that used a certain food to increase performance in the 1940s

[@RelativelyBest]

I love how that mystery gang of skilled, highly coordinated PVPers just emerged out of nowhere and started hunting down players like a bunch of anime villains.

[@kozakos1999]

@@boid9761 Basically the Goths during the late Roman Empire.

[@zelven6109]

One including Marcel

[@rakyra0]

sounds like the akatsuki or phantom troupe lmao

[@hunteralexander9791]

You told me to stay alive out there but you killed me at spawn

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

BRUH

[@MrKittycattwenty]

tbh I don't think the fifth incursion should even be an actual incursion and just be called 3 idiots try to make a wall and fail miserably.

[@Домин-с8ц]

Mr. Kitty cold war berlin?

[@Wowowowowow919]

@@Домин-с8ц lmao

[@AjarTadpole7202]

The 4th incursion felt like a dragon ball z battle. A powerful foe shows up, destroys everything, then threatens something that breaks the other party, the other party gets really mad and beats the shit out of them. It reminds me most of the Goku vs Freiza fight because of the sequence of events, and it also reminded me of the vegito vs buu fight because it required team veteran who didn't really want to cooperate, to cooperate.