Your Brain on Deep Rock

[@erikku4739]

the intro is literally when you're playing a game with a mutual friend and your friend has to leave the lobby so you're stuck playing with a stranger

[@SHOKK_]

god damn the accuracy

[@MM-vs2et]

@@Prlwy-T not when they're a mutual friend. It just makes it 5000 times more awkward

[@deamooz9810]

Oh my god you are so right

[@distilledbrainstem7364]

Oooo actually I have to get off too sorry

[@erikku4739]

@@distilledbrainstem7364 "oh okay man, see ya" *plays a multiplayer game solo for 3 minutes, gets bored and signs out*

[@renesaenz5264]

star’s voice is naturally bored and monotonous, so him toning it down even further makes it sound like he’s been sedated.

[@marcopolo8584]

When he does get energetic it means something though. His straight man accompany's Jerma's funnyman real well.

[@whatever8228]

@@marcopolo8584 that's why jerma x star is my favorite type of content.

[@anthonysmall8438]

@@whatever8228 gachibass

[@RavenDumpster]

As ster has personally put it, he has "resting bitch voice"

[@LivinLefty]

Holy they were so monotone at the beginning I didn't realize he was actually playing with star_

[@MrHappyface198]

Ster is the definition of monotone.

[@nerdyvids1]

I thought the joke was gonna be the dull stranger would suddenly be revealed as Star or Eatalyx

[@golden-sun]

2:39

[@nostalgia_junkie]

why is your profile the kontakt logo

[@catpurrito5586]

no theres no second guy what actually happend is a deranged streamer contructed an alter ego to play with himself

[@bad_teammates]

"Wait, it's all soundboard?" "Wai- wha- well whats- there's- You got it."

[@eccentricjoe8786]

Good joke lad :’)

[@GavoKP]

Always has been

[@Micro102103]

Yes

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

"Uh, uh-y-y-yeah. Yeah. Always has been."

[@jillsandwitch67]

Duuude. Overhere.

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

“Wha-ugh-ah, whu-th-there’s no secrets over here?”

[@calebsherman886]

Ėh͔ë ͙I̠ ͍d̝o͜n͋'͘t̢ ̊w̳hͧ ̴w͇h͖ ̫w͛hͨy̻a̷a̿a͜a͌ ̤öw̬yͯa̸ ͨw̥āw̒a̸ ͖o̤o̜o͓ÿo̾o̳ ̥w̵h̸ạtͨ ̅i̤sͨ ̀͘w̾͆ȯ̧o̧ͩd̅͞o̲͗ò̖

[@thebear5545]

I literally read this as soon as he started doing it on repeat. Scared the shit outa me

[@Insidelemon]

It's a shame Jerma had to play this game by himself. It's so much better with other people.

[@ivy-queenofworms]

Etalyx was there towards the end thankfully

[@258thHiGuy]

This joke was _very_ close to going completely over my head

[@LYNDONisHERE1]

Credit where due, you got me :(

[@suppeccnole6787]

??

[@chaosinsurgency6636]

The joke about jerma having dementia Because he talks to himself alot as if he's talking to other people

[@johntube833]

Jerma talks to his two best friends, Jerma and Jerma

[@moronoftheoxyvarietys489]

They discuss their plans to enter an adult nightclub by standing on each other’s shoulders while wearing a trench coat.

[@janesmith1840]

@@moronoftheoxyvarietys489 As opposed to a children's nightclub?

[@haalfnhaalf]

@@janesmith1840 Yes.

[@colpekker]

Man they were really selling the “we hate each other but don’t want to say it out loud” bit in the beginning, new viewers are gonna watch the first 2 minutes and shut it off due to boredom

[@AlexHazelton]

I turned the video on and I just thought "man what happened between those two?"

[@sizzlingwall716]

Alex Hazelton it was so obvious, you could hear jerma physically stop himself from laughing.

[@casualbird7671]

@@AlexHazelton Well, quite a history xvx

[@SameriddAndCave]

@@AlexHazelton One called their gf a whore or something. Doesn't matter anymore

[@stevelarry3870]

Sameridd Why would you ever accuse Ster of that? He's only ever called her a S U C C U B U S.

[@aBlackMage]

I love Ronnie's chat message at 23:45 "To anyone watching this KZbin video, please help" -- It took an entire year for his message to reach us, I think it's too late.

[@Addsomehappy]

Two years actually

[@Karuvitomsk]

Three years actually

[@TK-7193]

three, take it or leave it

[@bangotrue1089]

4 years....4 years too late

[@Glubmonster4rl]

5

[@themigtyboosh]

*jerma and star screaming as everything’s on fire* *Etalyx gently in the background:* “hey guys what’s up(:?”

[@antares____]

Jerma's humor is hardly randomly generated, like any good gnome, he tinkers the jokes before delivering them.

[@SmashGuyROA]

And when it fails, he tries to redeliver it ten fold

[@JARGUN145]

Jerma memes on the other hand

[@afeathereddinosaur]

And he hates the goblins that watch him :)

[@rudeboyspodcast]

HOO

[@Talentlesssss]

He tinkers the jokes as he tells them.

[@awesometris999]

17:46 possibly the greatest vocal flub in jerma history

[@intheshadowofathousandbean563]

Easily.

[@maximusthedude8305]

I’m still not sure if it was in purpose or not, it sounds so fake but he reacts to it like it isn’t

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@maximusthedude8305 Nothing about jerma is fake he just thinks he's pretending

[@ocarinadude762]

It genuinely made me cry laughing for the first time in my whole life.

[@MuddyButtMan]

Literally Joe Biden

[@bobograndman]

I'm still not entirely sure who was actually in this video

[@Shmoovinator]

Jerma and jerma

[@Yenwodyah]

W...wha.. whats-w...wh-there's no secrets over here?

[@Vegarrd]

This video is on a whole other level. Holy shit, this is what insanity must feel like. He is literally simulating his friends, the more he tries to make sense of it, the crazier he sounds

[@Vegarrd]

The realization that it's fully plausible that he's alone in the call, and talking to recordings. How would you even know whats real anymore

[@happycalcium]

Back when Deep Rock Galactic first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Deep Rock Galactic was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.

[@1un4cy]

But Halo 3 just came out like July 2020 :P Also Deep Rock has only been out around late 2017 to early 2018

[@ohsochrispstreams]

@@1un4cy I think you missed the joke. Reference kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn-nYYJperOKmLM for answers.

[@fawkesprime]

1un4cy did you say halo 3 just came out?

[@bugjams]

@@1un4cy "Halo 3 came out in July 2020" *Intelligence 0* 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@rtas]

@@bugjams but it kinda did

[@FAWXPLUS]

This guy is sick, did he really say {RANDOMLY_GENERATED_COMMENT_04}?

[@watam8]

if streamerReaction = funny { console.log(funnyComment); }

[@uhoh7545]

@@watam8 first, don't forget your parenthesis. Second, you used a single "=" so you set the variable to "funny" instead of a "==" comparator. That's right. I win all of comedy now. Look upon my works and weep.

[@bobbyisland]

i think you're thinking of the part where he goes [REDACTED]

[@Regulith]

jerma and star: sounding as bored as possible me: doing 20 calculations per second trying to figure out what joke they're trying to do

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

That was the joke. Also I think my brain is fucking fried because it wasn't a 2 minute joke to me it was a 10 second joke

[@Ayeloo]

"Hewebowababwuibeuabelible" - Jerma amidst the chaos

[@hankwicklund2182]

Timestamp?

[@grey_larynx]

@@hankwicklund2182 17:46 :)

[@thomasrainsbury5841]

This will be someone's first Jerma video, and they'll watch 2 minutes in and leave, never to come back again

[@Addsomehappy]

That's sad, but it is a worthy sacrifice for all that build-up

[@demonblade700]

this is my first video and im just confused how old this footage is lmao

[@cal_f10]

HOLY HELL, the hub looks so much different from what it looks like now!! Wild way to look back

[@elemenopey]

yea i have about 2k hours in drg and all of it is post-2022, i never knew it looked this way

[@bingoccolon]

*_everyone is on fire_* "etalyx": hey guys, whats up

[@aussiesloth211]

Timestamp?

[@bingoccolon]

@@aussiesloth211 17:09

[@aussiesloth211]

@@bingoccolon thanks

[@bingoccolon]

@@aussiesloth211 np

[@limepawz]

17:05 ster's yelling was great but the "hey guys, what's up?" is what broke me

[@twentylush]

this is another jerma stream that isnt good for first timers. i legitimately still cant tell when etalyx actually joins

[@Mattquaza]

It's definitely the real etalyx by 17:20, because the "You died, again?" Line is different tonally from the soundboard one

[@bakedbeans7879]

As I once saw it put, this is not an entry level Jerma video.

[@Lulleebee]

“Hey guys, what’s up?” At 17:10 is so funny oh my god

[@BatOfTheDead]

Star is trying to drive Jerma insane with fake voices but he forgot to take into account that Jerma is already insane

[@Addsomehappy]

too bad this version is missing a lot of Star just driving himself insane, it was a sight to behold

[@draketurtle4169]

I’m here to say this comment as of me replying has 420 likes

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Wait wait wait a minute, was Etalyx in the stream as a soundboard _of himself?_ Who's actually in this? I'm having a goddamn existential crisis over here. Am _I_ a soundboard?

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

You got it.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Nope.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.

[@fellasyouknowwhenyoudrinkw2231]

What

[@soulrenvods]

Genius

[@agentpaint]

Ster: "There's fall damage so be careful" Not even a minute later Jerma dies of fall damage.

[@papertoonz]

What a fall joke

[@RockLegend2A]

25:35 For those confused as to how Jerma could possibly not notice he was being revived, and subsequently died, it's because, despite being someone who spends so much time on the Internet, he never learned to type home row. He stares at the keyboard to type and pecks at surprising, but still suboptimal, speed.

[@DarkTree]

i think he was focused on trying to make his 14 year old gamer chat look authentic and was proofreading it to make sure it passed

[@vizzy61]

"home row" is for nerds

[@jango7889]

@@vizzy61 as a young boy i frequented the pond over by my aunt's house. it was a cool spring morning the day i visited it for what would be the last time

[@awesometris999]

In today’s episode we clone jerma and star confuses himself

[@themigtyboosh]

Jerma’s brain on crack rock. Jesus, those screaming sound bites made me laugh so damn hard, I’m so sad I missed this stream. 17:46 LMFAO

[@porkeyminch8044]

19:22 The moment we were all waiting for.

[@loveandpeace9956]

Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me than it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.

[@samquik]

17:46 genius streamer crafts his own language LIVE ON STREAM

[@SanctuaryPound]

So weird to see such an early build of this game having started to play it just recently

[@janesmith1840]

It looks virtually identical...

[@SanctuaryPound]

@@janesmith1840Nahhhhh the layout of the base is way different now and things generally look slightly more polished. Plus animations were added in for like harvesting stuff and what not

[@janesmith1840]

@@SanctuaryPound I've just played a lot of early access indie games, and I'm used to the changes being way more significant. Like, Dead Cells shook up it's core game systems so much during development that they had to completely reset everyone's unlocks, TWICE. Moving furniture around and adding a couple new animations doesn't really seem like that big of a deal.

[@Addsomehappy]

@@janesmith1840 well this isn't a stream of the alpha, if we'd count that, there would be at least 5 progress resets, this game had a preset campaign at one moment ffs!

[@janesmith1840]

@@Addsomehappy Alright fair enough, but I was specifically talking about this stream. And in this stream, compared to the game at launch, it looks like almost nothing has changed.

[@trev5822]

I forgot about the "wha- there's- there's no secrets over here" line and the first time he said it everything came rushing back

[@MelRosewood]

The context for 8:53 is here: Previously Jerma became semi-sarcastically upset at Star_ for doing the sound board stuff, the conversation was something like: “It’s not my fault this is a comedy stream, this was supposed to be like a boring play-the-game stream! And you turned it into a comedy stream by recording me-“ “It’s not-“ “WITHOUT ME TELLING YOU, YOU COULD!” “Alright.. give me permission when I’ll record you.” “Not now!” “Okay.” _”Okay, good.. I would hate to have to get legal involved in this one.”_ And Star_ recorded that and used it as a rebuttal towards jerma in the clip above. It’s strange that the editor didn’t include it.

[@nelevenchts]

I NEED A LINK TO THIS

[@MelRosewood]

@@nelevenchts kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnbEfo1nfqmGZtUsi=GCcJODeWItP1rw8l At exactly 2:03

[@Pisty.]

I’m so confused

[@EddieBurke]

Bruh

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

This isn't even the most confusing edit.

[@sykens587]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 I know, i don't know which one but a while back i saw an edit that made me question who was actually real and who's fake at a certain point

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

@@sykens587 Jerma isn't even in the video

[@bitterleafcastle1552]

Funny how they've added secrets in the walls since then

[@skaarridley7247]

Wait, did they? Like what?

[@ImSquiggs]

Star's best unintentional burn ever in this episode, "Most of what you say is filler words"

[@the_Red_Star]

10:00 funnily enough the rooms got really fucking messy a few updates after this, there's takeout boxes and energy drink cans all over them now

[@porkeyminch8044]

Did they actually?

[@the_Red_Star]

@@porkeyminch8044 a fair bit has changed since this vid, yeah. imgur.com/a/vYi5wcA that's presumably scout's room, since the others have different stuff laying around (gasoline cans, post-its and ammo boxes)

[@de-ment]

"but there was a cliff" the definition of all of jerma's game-based content

[@The-toast]

I'm not entirely convinced that Star and Jerma were actually both in this video together at the same time at all. They might've phoned it in this one honestly.

[@swaggerdagger8976]

22:29 that fall was perfectly timed with the desk sound

[@holymackerelthethird2478]

Jerma and Star for the first two minutes: The Boring Company

[@brian_cream]

Jerma had a flamethrower, checks out.

[@1un4cy]

Jerma and star are back together, hurrah

[@stevelarry3870]

1un4cy Ur a bit late m8.

[@jiffylou98]

Ayyyyyy

[@junlexip9204]

Hey holy, just wondering if you are still the main editor? Also how often do you do the edits now since there are more guest editors

[@iainmaclean4872]

i've rewatched the vod for this 3 times on the jerma stream archive channel, and now that i see it here im gonna watch it again. this stream was amazing.

[@Addsomehappy]

Same, rewatched the fan edit like 10 times already, never gets old.

[@Smallshock]

put a smile on my face when i realised he is playing with star

[@k4rz43]

Why did it take me almost 2 minutes to figure out he's playing with Ster? 2:40 Oh. _The boys are back in town._

[@RolandTheJabberwocky]

Holy fuck, I've had a rough couple days and Ster and Etalyx flat out harrassing Jerma with sound bites is exactly what I needed. This is a amazing fucking video.

[@court_of_thecrimson_kingfi4984]

I swear to god we’re gonna find out that there was no star and jerma just had like 10 soundboards and had been going insane

[@nmeister007]

Wow, this must’ve been from a looong time back. Space Rig’s been overhauled a number of times since.

[@beef5able]

couple years at least

[@anti-macro]

This was streamed on June 18th, 2019 so about a year ago

[@No1TypeC]

I know it's only 29 minutes but this easily felt like a 50 minute video, I think I need a nap after this one

[@Danloreee]

22:28 THE GATES OF HELL HAVE BEEN OPENED.

[@brycer9773]

I was waiting so long to hear Etalyx’s Army of Two story

[@chandlerj333]

i cant believe ster has resorted to recording his friends over the phone to use for identity fraud.

[@ToasterBrain51702]

"100 people just died in roblox"

[@ratdoctor]

(9:47)

[@moonlightning8269]

that was so fucking apt and on the spot

[@robeisa3336]

I remember this stream and how it improved my lung capacity due to constant laughter

[@ScariestGary]

Not only is this one of my favorite streams, but it introduced me to probably my favorite game of all time.

[@Omegaset]

I know right? DRG is such a hidden gem

[@15MinuteUpload]

Literally come back to this vid at least every few months to hear Jerma have a breakdown at the complete deconstruction of his mentality and behaviors

[@cobbkobu]

the paranoia got so real they doubted if a dog's barks were even genuine or if it was sound-boarded too

[@argnator]

7:45 17:46 First of all, belated congratulations on nearly perfect editing. 10 minutes and 1 second apart, Jerma undergoes a Character Arc in the course of this video.

[@therealdoc]

This video legit made my brain hurt. I couldn't imagine actually watching a stream

[@firedragonosis]

Ive watched this vod a couple times now and the carnage when they start dying and the soundboard voices all merge into one incomprehensible mess is still hilarious

[@ALEXGAYMAR2312]

alternate title: 30 minutes of jerma talking to himself on stream

[@ChaosTheoryDrozz]

Haha, a game where Jerma can play someone his own height! Haha! Jokes!

[@discofraud]

hehe smol

[@manboy4720]

that's kinda funny

[@discofraud]

but seriously let's knock it off. Someone's height is no small matter.

[@Robert-ob1mp]

Rather tall order if you ask me

[@vissova]

Do people endlessly spamrape every comment section with these tired jokes because they actually think it's funny hearing the same thing over and over or is it just for likes?

[@jackaruby4222]

17:03 Don’t mind me, just saving this for later.

[@garfieldarbuckle6374]

“It’s Jerma and STAR again, let’s go!” Everybody liked that

[@Nuberax]

Watching this Jerma and Ster vid after a 5 year hiatus was nerve-wracking for the first two-and-a-half minutes.

[@Jempai]

Damn this recording is so old it's the old space station

[@panikrev175]

Yeah, I was just thinking that there is no way this was recent... no forge, no deep dives... I hope Jeremy picks this game back up to see the updates.

[@NorwegianTaco]

@@panikrev175 it would be super fun to see him play this with ster again, especially now that he have a soundboard aswell

[@mocchi-333]

hey guys what’s up

[@highsocks5914]

Having seen this through star's POV, I dont think i can handle the sheer lunacy that insued. then again, it IS pretty good content.

[@jasper491]

this stream was probably the closest thing we got to a bona-fide vintage jerma video like back in the starforge days we have gotten in recent memory

[@thewilltheway]

23:45. Ronnie's chat message

[@TheLunarMan]

This was by all definition, a crack stream.

[@martinfigueroa3881]

Local schizophrenic scared by the sound of his own voice

[@Pigness7]

"you're very talented" - ster

[@DogwoodDingus]

I remember watching this live, it’s wild how much this game has changed over the years!

[@realmush6794]

"Hey, guys. What's up? :)"

[@jesuschristimsoblueallthetime]

this whole thing feels like a psychotic episode

[@LiefTheBeef]

I love how they brought back the Etalyx soundboard joke

[@lockk405]

This game has come a long way

[@agentep9979]

This was one of my first Jerma videos and after like 2 minutes I closed the tab and almost never watched Jerma again because of how dead inside he sounded

[@josephoram5118]

I hope he plays this again with all the stuff they added

[@PeterRockstead]

This build of the game is like, a year old. Jerma ought to give it another look.

[@StickyBM]

Omg how are they not breaking down with laughter during the intro bit

[@dafirex884]

I still don't know if etalyx actually in the stream

[@rudeboyspodcast]

You DIED again? Back when Army of Two came out-

[@barryscott9590]

I still can't tell either

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Plot twist: Etalyx has _always_ been a soundboard.

[@distilledbrainstem7364]

I'm under fire!

[@landfillbaby]

is every stream with ster just, a pretty accurate simulation of severe auditory hallucinations

[@kingmeowwow8163]

Ster captures jerma’s soul 😱

[@JeremySteinWolfe98]

I was paranoid this was another army of two soundboard

[@kuyaaa_]

I left during the first 10 mins of the stream, just to come back to hear Jerma talk to himself for 5 mins

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

This was one of the only times I decided to watch a Ster vod and it was great

[@Addsomehappy]

Watching this from Jerma's end without all the context is even more hilarious

[@adamofblastworks1517]

13:00 the original AA EE OO

[@minmaxd_]

finally this is on youtube

[@Addsomehappy]

There was a good fan edit for months already

[@EddieBurke]

Poopfard 💩

[@Kissislove17]

how far back are the new vids on youtube?

[@Addsomehappy]

@@Kissislove17 depends, could be a week, could be multiple years

[@yargolocus4853]

this just bullying jerma and his adhd

[@jadenhawkins7455]

Sometimes watching jerma is like having a fever dream

[@JioVega]

Ster hangs around Jerma because he's learned how to push the correct buttons to trigger him in the best ways

[@Tdogredman]

uh ah buh guhh beu iguj are there secrets over here?

[@pkmnherofan22]

IS ETALYX IN STREAM OR NOT

[@itsflyde]

YOULL NEVER KNOW

[@blackcoat7175]

Pretty sure he ain't real.

[@despacitodaniel801]

@@blackcoat7175 he is Mark Wahlberg

[@GrimmXilixion]

I love how Jerma's steadily going insane as the video goes on.

[@BebehCookieIcecream]

*Delusional Gnome Beats Rock for Hours to Make Himself Laugh*

[@Cappuccino11]

wow I never have seen the lobby like that before, I honestly think it looks better like that, more empty and more space, the current one does feel like Im drowning in bunch of different trash I didnt bring in my ship