A Frog Walks Into a Bar

[@xoyukiko]

Ah, the duality of Jerma. How can one so kind, poetic, and thoughtful, be able to eat and then vomit an entire sleeve of Oreos on his mother's bed?

[@potatomilki]

sorcery!

[@shadypielover]

Oh my god, I’m eating Oreos right as I clicked on this video, what is happening right now!!!!!!!!!!

[@erinm1373]

duality of jerm

[@conkcreet1344]

People will never let him forget that

[@StrictlyDeft]

I heard it happened recently no less

[@samisntreal3278]

I love it when jerma does voices for all the characters. It always makes my day

[@samisntreal3278]

Bookmark 36:34

[@alwayshere6956]

I really applaud him for it I imagine after awhile it's hard but he's super creative with voices. I'd love to see him and Zach Hadel work together at some point, as far as voice acting goes

[@mrchoonky]

even more so when he forgets or gets tired of how they sound and gives them new voices

[@ProfBuck42]

I'll applaud the fact that he switches between the voices rather nicely

[@kreachercreator]

That voice is 100% perfect for the character

[@lurking5018]

We need a jerma voice mod for the games

[@Gabagels]

wich fucking character

[@redmist6630]

they should turn that into a voiceover, even the part where he said "boil him" when deciding lobster cops punishment

[@kell_0741]

The Alex Jones voice for the cow paranoid about secret societies was so perfect Im so happy it worked out that way. 11:00

[@redguy7131]

The world revolves around him, he is the main protagonist for sure.

[@SapkaliAkif]

He is the SECRET main character

[@BigJ2424]

loved that impression, also got massive alex jones vibes

[@sir.nicolas5382]

enemy spider

[@SirMatthew]

Say the line bart

[@lordark2525]

Small

[@philiphartman6124]

Enemy

[@jackmaniscalco3392]

spider

[@angelfaayy]

AAHH

[@psychostormtrooper3827]

His voicing skills have gotten to be seriously impressive.

[@SomethingWithZ]

Hey, when we get back... Promise me you'll do the cooking...

[@sph3re]

I love how Craig was supposed to be a Mr. Satan/Hercule voice, but ended up just sounding like Alex Jones which is **perfect** for Craig.

[@nutella7644]

i watched this stream while i was hospitalised, on speaker mode in the ward because i had no earpieces. nurse came by to my bed to ask what weird movie i was watching lmao

[@HawaiianShirt]

i hope you're doing better

[@nutella7644]

​@@HawaiianShirt aww thank you

[@HawaiianShirt]

@@nutella7644 oh god thats awful, im sorry. I feel like it's a sign though, since I have some weird and severe allergies and ive been putting off getting an allergy test lol. I agree though, people should get tested for allergies!

[@Tulip_bip]

i hope jerma takes off the disguise and shows his true frog form soon

[@troglodytee]

amphibian andy

[@desu38]

Nah, he's a rat

[@Tulip_bip]

@@desu38 i think he would be a wolf/lion hybrid mix

[@troglodytee]

@@Tulip_bip king of the junjil- the junjile

[@somethingguy912]

But would he still be social and like, down with it?

[@arrowheaded]

A Frog Walks Into a Bar and rants about how this game is an allegory for the importance of criminal rehabilitation.

[@dizzydaisy909]

Ikr?? I didn't even think about the idea of not allowing prisons, and just letting people grow and change their ways. I think that should be talked about more.

[@arrowheaded]

@@dizzydaisy909 Huh, I don't think I understand, are you saying that rehabilitation is bad? I'm completely against current prison systems (legalised slavery)

[@Bassium08]

​You can't rehabilitate some people.

[@arrowheaded]

@@Bassium08 Do some research into humane rehabilitation centres.

[@MonkeGeorge]

Or you start by just decriminalizing alot of minor drug offenses for instance, and allow for universal appeals for non-violent criminals and reducing their sentencing all together. Those kinds of people make up a large portion of the prison population in America while being the least risk offenders. I think the discussion for what happens to violent offenders is more up to local cultural discretion.

[@bluemutt9964]

It was cool to have Jerma over as a birthday clown, but when I woke up the next morning he was still here eating breakfast

[@canine_rappah]

Did he do the "look at me!" act over and over too?

[@ethanchang8092]

You are in danger. Run away from him as fast as you can

[@blumpus8150]

@@ethanchang8092 OP please don't listen to this advice in case you're still alive. Running will only trigger Jerma's predatory instincts.

[@BitterBatter]

This is probably the best Frog Detective yet. I love how funny this game manages to be without being a "laugh out loud" kinda game. Just cute, clever writing and fun characters without being overly quirky.

[@ruliak]

Up there with bugsnax in terms of a guaranteed good time

[@gobbo1917]

Eh its fine

[@0oleso0]

jerma did such a good job at voicing frog detective, that when he got jailed, i actually teared up

[@wetnoodles832]

I love how naturally he leaned into voicing Craig as Alex Jones, holy moly

[@Reistec]

58:50 I love the quiet little “Arthur” at the end confirming he was indeed doing Dutch Van der Linde

[@aaaaaaaaaaagh11]

I hope he got the original voice actor to join him again. So lucky he knows him.

[@scarlett7805]

i cant believe jerma got moistcritikal, alex jones and bernie sanders to voice characters for this stream

[@clawmachine08]

the frog's voice is so cute 😭😭

[@Will-hp5mb]

2:32 the skinwalker going through all it's voices before dying.

[@uppercut4111]

It’s nice to see Jeremy at peace playing frog detective. I hope it helps him get over his usual criminally psychopathic ways.

[@myeyesarealiquid4617]

I genuinely love the voice for Dusty. Like I am delighted listening to it, I wish I could do that with my voice to use it for some characters sometime.

[@faye_fog]

it reminded me so much of andre the giant idk if thats what he was going for. its worked well especially since dusty is the poet and andre the giant in princess bride has really poetic lines

[@KarpetBurn]

​@@faye_fog He was going for the Heavy from Team Fortress 2

[@doifhg]

30:33 I will never tire of this no country for old men impression

Can we talk about how his Lobster Cop voice fits perfectly?

[@vintarokumboli102]

Mais um Br que consome o exótico conteúdo do Humilde Jerma. Nosso número só aumenta

[@User161mensch]

small. enemy. spider.

[@BleakBlueJay]

wow his Dutch impression is pretty solid

[@falco_lombrodi6727]

Jerma's Dutch voice is stupid good! Like holy shit!

[@Ayeloo]

A man can only get called "five voices andy" so many times Before he starts voicing Everyone

[@brickowls7886]

a jerma walks into a dollhouse

[@_TristanGray]

I think Frog Detective is educated on the matters of temperance and chastity.

[@Dekubud]

It's insane how the dialogues in this game sound exactly like those stories Jerma makes up on the spot!

[@bennettmyers7737]

I love how Craig's voiced morphed into Alex Jones as he kept talking about secret societies

[@lemonl80]

"Originally Streamed" immaculate descriptor

[@offtop5784]

his heavy impression was actually pretty good

[@Spas176]

reminds me of Poker Night Heavy, also really good.

[@pikitat]

Can you believe all these voices are done by just one guy?? I thought for sure it was two guys doing the voices, but it's just one!!!

[@thecrystaltide3757]

Sussy Rabit is just regular jeremy voice

[@bapplea]

this was the stream where he read my message and it was "where is hylics *growls*" which is the worst possible message for him to have read from me.

[@d0o0b-w1g]

18:41 DAMN THAT WAS SOOO GOOD VOICE LINE

[@gavryy2549]

That Heavy-Mr Satan-Cookie Monster-Doofenshmirtz -Arnold impression was actually pretty impressive

[@chuckbatmangaming]

I like that the description says "Originally Streamed..." but then doesn't say when. It's funny

[@LordCantalo]

I'm still relatively new to the channel, but I'm pretty sure an hour long video is a special treat.

[@lanckston]

Jerma's Dutch impression is eerie

[@jphillips6983]

I once thought I saw Jerma while walking home from work but it was just a pile of rags

[@unconscious7219]

Wish I could be there in his class when he was a teacher. Listening to him must be a bliss.

[@esow4742]

when he did his dusty voice i actually shat my pants

[@dravin117]

this was so good, Jerma is so talented, love you jerm

[@TheSeabornGaming]

Jerma never ceases to impress with the amount of voices he will do

[@dexterjettster3412]

I never expected this silly frog game to end up as a statement about the ethics of prison and a call for its reform

[@IkaikaSlashyFace]

that voice he had for dusty was actually impressive ngl

[@tofolcano9639]

10:42 Using the Alex Jones voice was a perfect choice for what he's saying

[@paulbunyan8902]

actually insanely good live voice acting lmao

[@Vo_Memes]

This movie is so good, and play of voice actors is amazing!

[@Leonardo66608]

Omg it’s the small enemy spider stream.

[@quarterstaff3514]

The entire TF2 cast actually showed up to voice these characters

[@polarfarina2726]

This stream was awesome, the voices Jerma does and the story of the game are both sooo good. I love the first conversation with Susy Rabbit

[@SapkaliAkif]

Your profile picture looks so good

[@polarfarina2726]

@@SapkaliAkif thanks, I drew it myself!

[@SapkaliAkif]

@@polarfarina2726 Nice!

[@what-hn1od]

God i love frog detective

[@SounderMaxwell]

10:05 Small.... Enemy.... SPIDER....

[@MrSomeDonkus]

That dutch impression is way to good.

[@YinYang333]

him perfectly catching joe rogan in craig’s personality with the bernie’s voice is INCREDIBLE

[@charliee9220]

THSI IS MY POT PIE !!!

[@harrysox2815]

The Rhonda voice being anton chigur was such a surprise but its the funniest thing ever

[@-tr0n-]

Craig's got that Dead Milkmen - Stewart kinda vibe

[@ramy9103]

Craig being voiced by Alex Jones was an amazing touch.

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Small enemy alcoholic

[@terribleidea4872]

Sma- Enemy Spider

[@SolSeal]

Dusty is like someone’s trying to make an impression of someone trying to make an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger 😊

[@xavierh.5102]

the anton chigurh impression for the mouse nearly killed me

[@k3salieri]

So a frog walks into a bar. Murders a man. Then leaves. There is no joke. You just witnessed a murder.

[@chiefofthesky]

just played frog detective a few days ago, and then happened to find this. sad i couldn’t see it live

[@SolSeal]

This was delightful Jerma… thanks for this. 😂

[@Apachesoyo]

The ______ Enemy Spider

[@weareallhuman8426]

I MADE THE POT PIE JOKE THAT WAS ME I SWEAR

[@duplollamaree1250]

this game feels like being an autistic person surrounded by other autistic people who have no idea how to talk to others 23:47 OH MY GOODNESS CHICORY REFERENCE MY DAY IS MADE

[@shrimp.trap3]

Man of 5 voices

[@Atylonisus]

Dusty edged into Adam Sandler as Count Dracula for a moment

[@vixamu_tf2]

New favorite Jerma video

[@luckyswordsmen991]

Then frog detective asked for a drink the bar tender then replies get it your self then the frog detective replies that doesn't make a lick of sense

[@sarmin8008]

I cant believe he got famed voice acting canine Otto to voice our heroic frog once again

[@Albert_EGGsker]

Did I just watch 1 hour of a schizophrenic ant making weird noises?

[@jellybeandog]

i would love a jerma voice acted bedtime story

[@konstaConstant]

The cookie monster bit OMG I CAN'T

[@imBailout]

Was going to see the Mario Movie later today, but I’ve got a better feature film now

[@procinogen]

Last night I had the weirdest and almost most anxiety inducing dream where Jerma was making weird voices and commentating over everything like my feverish surreal hell was some kind of stream. I woke up to this video playing about 50 minutes in with no memory of putting it on

[@bug_under]

frog detective is back he has returned

[@gandalfthegrey8017]

Mystery monkey voice sounds so much like Dutch vanderlinde

[@Lemon20k]

Amazon prime is crazy

[@dgraham3559]

thanks jerma i am drikning a beer to this. its 5 o clock here so it is a normal thing to do!!! haaa haaa jerma

[@kell_0741]

most sober jerma viewer

[@dayman1730]

least substance dependent Jerma viewer

[@pixleplays305]

Why does jerma do a PERFECT dutch vanderlinde impression? Wtf?

[@SuperFoxGamingx]

Jerma really made lobster cop sound like the sheep teacher from clone high.

[@Powomp]

26:42 her name is denise i think

[@punnily7743]

The jerma dub is canonical

[@abiduestafelu]

Dusty sounds a lot like Heavy from the popular computer videgame Team Fortress 2 made by Valve Corporation, also known as Valve Software

[@sarang8585]

Originally Streamed

[@j2c695]

froggy style

[@klauds6375]

Amazing video. This man has an amazing vocal range. That frog is perfect 🐸

[@flamecayenne3325]

Best sleep aid on the platform

[@luxintelligentia4632]

Okay now youre just changing all the voices for every line 😂

[@theloghost]

A Brog Walks Into a Far

[@gakster]

Pistol sounds like garfield

[@robbob401]

The mouse is just Anton Chigur

[@luxintelligentia4632]

He has this default voice he does most often, its always the same. But when he tries he can do some decent voices, if he doesnt have to remember them all 😂