Aimless Speculator - Jerma Plays The Invisible Hand (Long Edit)

Jerma tries his luck at the stock market
Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
#Jerma985 #jerma

[@wheag]

can you reupload this but with the unedited stream playing in my right ear while the long edit plays in my left, this would help me focus

[@brotherbootlegger1777]

Also farting and screaming in both ears thanx

[@homerodysseus4203]

Dont forget subway surfers playing on the side AND some weirdo squishing goop beside it

[@jomo4680]

Also a giant red pulsating mass that is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen before

[@DogethanDogestarASMR]

If you could bass boost the audio by at least 6 decibels too that would be fantastic, thank you so much Mr editor.

[@timidle]

Make it vertical. Appreciate it.

[@bonefortune]

im really glad he clarified that for the duration of this stream, nothing he said was financial advice. ive been following everything he says in his other streams as financial advice. its been a bit strange to say the least, a bit like interpreting the bible. but hey after 3 years i got over 100 dollars in savings so its working!

[@Lavassin]

Wait, so I wasn't supposed to dump my life savings into Starnux? Shit.

[@CEDEREL]

thanks to jerma’s unbeatable financial advice i turned just 10,000 dollars into OVER 500 dollars

[@spacebassist]

@@Lavassin buy harder if you want to sell harder, 4head

[@biosupdate7449]

@@Lavassin You should invest in Webistics

[@CJGriesmeyer]

He sounds exactly like a real stock trader

[@yeoremuthare677]

1:27:12

[@thesnowmiser6728]

​@@yeoremuthare677 Well, thats not what I was expecting

[@st_bernie]

this is really good financial advice

[@iconsumecats2853]

The fact that Jerma thinks to much and fails instantly at the questions and get roasted by the game is absolute gold

[@TheArachnoBot]

"im gonna go long on murder" -Jerma985

[@okstorm4591]

i got inside information from my murderer friend they said its really gonna boom this year

[@iamzomb.]

Skye on Friday, dumptruck on Saturday what a great weekend

[@AdasEdge]

Love how the courts issue wasn't really with the illegality, just that they didn't get a cut.

[@notapplicable1483]

Chucky cheese stock dipping due to Jerma is truly an incredible cannon event 53:14

[@Doothicus]

How do you do it dump. Every time I think, dumptruck can’t possibly get better than this, this is peak dumptruck. And then DAYS later you’ve OUTDONE YOURSELF AGAIN!!!!

[@Lavassin]

When you have that big of an ass, life just gets easier

[@aturchomicz821]

I like how the game had a Stockbrokers Union joke, yeah like ok and whats next? A Union for police officers? The game is such good satire ngl

[@ilyakoni6887]

oh i love jerma for being so cool and choose to play shovelware games over popular titles, hes like your grandma who bought you knock-pff games on christmas and not having a clue that these games are utter garbage

[@MyNameHere101]

Mr Greenz younger, more tech savvy brother: Kid Green

[@najtrows]

I will use this as financial advice going forward. Thank you mr Jerma

[@letsbesomebody7653]

If a webcam doesn’t turn on with Jerma’s nose and face coated with baby powder gritting his teeth trading stocks i will be disappointed in a missed opportunity

[@westarrr]

The music in this game has no business being this hard.

[@dynomar11]

It's unsettling that the highest rating you can get for public opinion is "indifferent"

[@smrxtc6520]

How so?

[@snek7915]

even that is too high for what the parasite class deserves ☕

[@dynomar11]

Indifference means they can do whatever they want ​@@smrxtc6520

[@3xasfast811]

​@@smrxtc6520you're profiting off of civil war and using lobbyists to stop other stocks from getting too high. The best you can do is not be in the public eye because they'll never like you.

[@theycallmedoorway9913]

Unsettling? More like realistic.

[@renatlottiepilled]

This one is one of my favorit streams ever, highly underrated Jerma classic

[@donaldgimp2723]

i’m glad he’s buying stocks at his retirement home

[@patches3432]

The game is a metaphor. It’s basically sending the message of no matter how big you want to get or how much you consume. You will always want more, and that cycle never ends

[@graciee.458]

Jerma re-stream, Mac and Cheese Review, and now THIS Things are looking up

[@Lucifronz]

I swear does Jeremy play at like 480p resolution where he actually can't tell what the fuck is going on? "Grand Toilet"? It's gold. And he says it wrong twice. That does seem like something he would do. He is a very strange small man.

[@LimabeanStudios]

Normal monitor but he is sitting 10 feet away

[@vcr53wus]

God giveth and god taketh away, But dumptruck only giveth.

[@cesspooloflove]

I think its so funny how Jerma plays the part perfectly

[@cesspooloflove]

1:15:44 like he sounds insane here its so funny

[@-cohst]

I love this one so much

[@Itstlur]

give it to me dumpy

[@pauloricardo-wn6ps]

rip the best to ever do it

[@heatmojo]

90 minutes of that one bit where jerma says money in an evil tone

[@bunnyslug]

i love succession

[@gobbo1917]

Im a 31 year old boomer and i love your jerma longdumps. Thanks for the hard work truck daddy.

[@davido5317]

Aquafirma is an alternative universe character of jerma as a mermaid

[@wheag]

thanks for the jerma! thank you once again

[@James-tj7qg]

I LOVE THIS STREAM SO MUCH THANKS FOR THIS

[@TheArachnoBot]

Dumptruck is feeding us well

[@GiraffeDawg]

Wooo another long edit🎉

[@nicholasjayres]

Wall Street Andy

[@ZxybzzYT]

I don't understand this game at all but I'm watching because Jerma funny

[@spencerjohnston5969]

Bro that guy asking for the reupload has gotta be jermas mom

[@jackmalcolm]

Another one already!?

[@dan_loeb]

mmph, i just ate, Im so full of dumptruck.

[@MuradBeybalaev]

Basically Jerma winning at his own casino.

[@jsol2483]

One of my favorites, thanks so much dumptruck!!

[@Mempavrai]

your long edits are the only thing keeping me alive right now

[@8stormy5]

Wow, I can't believe Jerma985, full name Jeremy Elbertson, resident of Las Vegas, has personally endorsed and uploaded almost ninety minutes of sincere, real-life, professional opinion on the movement of various capital markets, advice which he offers in an official capacity as a financial advisor! I can't wait to stake my life savings on various stocks under the justified belief that this professional advice is delivered accurately and in good faith!

[@Jaybe8891]

we're gonna sell at 10 sell at 11 sell at 10 SELL AT 10 GOT IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT.

[@teebeeish]

dumptruck you’re my hero

[@KatrissaBallet]

Money.

[@user-nw9kk5zw2s]

nice to see jerma finally land that position at delloite

[@TheBoardandThebord]

1:15:43 is the jerma beware intro.

[@flanexism0165]

I followed the advice of this stream and now I’m being summoned to court. What do I do?

[@Blaaake]

40:04 "I have an open trade. In what? uooooaaHHHHHHHuooooo!"🤣

[@AdamKlownzinger]

The Jerma famine (2023-current), also known as the Jermamite famine or the Drought of Jex, is an ongoing crisis in the KZbin and Twitch communities where afflicted users are suffering the effects of a widespread scarcity in new Jerma985 content

[@RancorousSea]

I'd rather watch vods than the boring live action shit he does with eceleb friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@JE06product]

as an investment trader this is somewhat hard to watch 😅

[@griffinslack]

Are you ever gonna do sims 1 jerma playthrough?

[@jango7889]

1:15:43 one of the few times where i genuinely feel a little afraid of jerma

[@RepetitiveRoutine]

UPLOADED 2 HOURS AGO

[@MyNameHere101]

57:47 did he just purr

[@lolzforlunch]

This is my actual stock market strategy. Please delet this

[@Saikocide]

good edit unpaid viewer 👍

[@zakaianderson4334]

1:21:22 😭😭

[@YTTHROWAWAYCORONA]

13:03 - this is unironically what I think on days I can't WFH

[@AverageOhioGamer]

Jerma is good at making smart games entertaining for dumb people

[@minihand1340]

can you add chat to these, i love em

[@creamslapfartpie8642]

I can't believe we lost him.... Honestly, I didn't think it would hurt like this. Missing you every day brother

[@stewie_bok]

what