Aimless Speculator - Jerma Plays The Invisible Hand (Long Edit)

[@CJGriesmeyer]

He sounds exactly like a real stock trader

[@yeoremuthare677]

1:27:12

[@thesnowmiser6728]

​@@yeoremuthare677 Well, thats not what I was expecting

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

​​@@yeoremuthare677Reminds me of that clip from that documentary about the stock market from the 1980 and there was a guy with three phones, one in his right and two in his left because he had information to get down.

[@TheArachnoBot]

"im gonna go long on murder" -Jerma985

[@genericsername]

i got inside information from my murderer friend they said its really gonna boom this year

[@wheag]

can you reupload this but with the unedited stream playing in my right ear while the long edit plays in my left, this would help me focus

[@brotherbootlegger1777]

Also farting and screaming in both ears thanx

[@homerodysseus4203]

Dont forget subway surfers playing on the side AND some weirdo squishing goop beside it

[@jomo4680]

Also a giant red pulsating mass that is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen before

[@DogethanDogestarASMR]

If you could bass boost the audio by at least 6 decibels too that would be fantastic, thank you so much Mr editor.

[@timidle]

Make it vertical. Appreciate it.

[@st_bernie]

this is really good financial advice

[@iconsumecats2853]

The fact that Jerma thinks to much and fails instantly at the questions and get roasted by the game is absolute gold

[@letsbesomebody7653]

If a webcam doesn’t turn on with Jerma’s nose and face coated with baby powder gritting his teeth trading stocks i will be disappointed in a missed opportunity

[@AdasEdge]

Love how the courts issue wasn't really with the illegality, just that they didn't get a cut.

[@Doothicus]

How do you do it dump. Every time I think, dumptruck can’t possibly get better than this, this is peak dumptruck. And then DAYS later you’ve OUTDONE YOURSELF AGAIN!!!!

[@Lavassin]

When you have that big of an ass, life just gets easier

[@nimshimshargal]

outdumped himsalf

[@MyNameHere101]

Mr Greenz younger, more tech savvy brother: Kid Green

[@iamzomb.]

Skye on Friday, dumptruck on Saturday what a great weekend

[@patches3432]

The game is a metaphor. It’s basically sending the message of no matter how big you want to get or how much you consume. You will always want more, and that cycle never ends

[@lemonynora]

and the only winner is the guys at the top who use these traders as pawns and create a hostile stressful enviroment. also a sorta cult mentality too as jerma showed when he defended the heartless bosses in court like they dont care about him at all even though he is vice president. they will use him as a patsy. its a disguesting system

[@aturchomicz821]

I like how the game had a Stockbrokers Union joke, yeah like ok and whats next? A Union for police officers? The game is such good satire ngl

[@ilyakoni6887]

oh i love jerma for being so cool and choose to play shovelware games over popular titles, hes like your grandma who bought you knock-pff games on christmas and not having a clue that these games are utter garbage

[@aturchomicz821]

@@cyber_xiii3786 Theres no way your reading comprehension is this bad.

[@cyber_xiii3786]

@@aturchomicz821 i meant to reply to the other reply, jeez

[@cyber_xiii3786]

@@ilyakoni6887 Are you calling this game utter garbage? It looks pretty well made to me. Not that I would wanna play it, definitely not my genre...

[@deep_sea_demon]

I think its so funny how Jerma plays the part perfectly

[@deep_sea_demon]

1:15:44 like he sounds insane here its so funny

[@mythcat1273]

CRAZED CAPITALIST streamer sent into a FRENZY at the prospect of STOCKS and MONEY

[@heatmojo]

90 minutes of that one bit where jerma says money in an evil tone

[@notapplicable1483]

Chucky cheese stock dipping due to Jerma is truly an incredible cannon event 53:14

[@renatlottiepilled]

This one is one of my favorit streams ever, highly underrated Jerma classic

[@sluggerbutter]

i’m glad he’s buying stocks at his retirement home

[@dynomar11]

It's unsettling that the highest rating you can get for public opinion is "indifferent"

[@smrxtc6520]

How so?

[@snek7915]

even that is too high for what the parasite class deserves ☕

[@dynomar11]

Indifference means they can do whatever they want ​@@smrxtc6520

[@3xasfast811]

​@@smrxtc6520you're profiting off of civil war and using lobbyists to stop other stocks from getting too high. The best you can do is not be in the public eye because they'll never like you.

[@SOLARITY333]

Unsettling? More like realistic.

[@graciee.458]

Jerma re-stream, Mac and Cheese Review, and now THIS Things are looking up

[@escottronic]

one of my favorite streams, i love the moment when jerma gets the "day trading bad" message

[@westarrr]

The music in this game has no business being this hard.

[@Blaaake]

40:04 "I have an open trade. In what? uooooaaHHHHHHHuooooo!"🤣

[@vcr53wus]

God giveth and god taketh away, But dumptruck only giveth.

[@davido5317]

Aquafirma is an alternative universe character of jerma as a mermaid

[@-cohst]

I love this one so much

[@pauloricardo-wn6ps]

rip the best to ever do it

[@Lucifronz]

I swear does Jeremy play at like 480p resolution where he actually can't tell what the fuck is going on? "Grand Toilet"? It's gold. And he says it wrong twice. That does seem like something he would do. He is a very strange small man.

[@LimabeanStudios]

Normal monitor but he is sitting 10 feet away

[@argento-pyrite]

Lads, remember. He once said he HATED anything that was too HD cause it fucked with his brain. To the point, in fact, that he wanted to DOWNGRADE his eyeglasses during his appointment with the eye doctor. Of course, the doctor just politely said no. He THRIVES in *low resolution* What a pzycho lobbyist!

[@jango7889]

1:15:43 one of the few times where i genuinely feel a little afraid of jerma

[@bunnyslug]

i love succession

[@najtrows]

I will use this as financial advice going forward. Thank you mr Jerma

[@gobbo1917]

Im a 31 year old boomer and i love your jerma longdumps. Thanks for the hard work truck daddy.

[@Itstlur]

give it to me dumpy

[@TheArachnoBot]

Dumptruck is feeding us well

[@Mempavrai]

your long edits are the only thing keeping me alive right now

[@MuradBeybalaev]

Basically Jerma winning at his own casino.

[@spencerjohnston5969]

Bro that guy asking for the reupload has gotta be jermas mom

[@wheag]

thanks for the jerma! thank you once again

[@MyNameHere101]

57:47 did he just purr

[@PvtPuplovski]

"watch this shit" sends 12 lobbyists and immediately overbuys positions in every sector, Jerma's a natural

[@cs-fp]

I can't believe we lost him.... Honestly, I didn't think it would hurt like this. Missing you every day brother

[@stewie_bok]

what

[@noises4978]

miss ya big man

[@nicholas_ayres]

Wall Street Andy

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

An awesome edit to go along with this one would be the Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator stream or Universal Paperclips ngl.

[@Jaybe8891]

we're gonna sell at 10 sell at 11 sell at 10 SELL AT 10 GOT IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT.

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

patch in cocaine and quaaludes instead of coffee and tea and you got a game.

[@krakkked]

Jerma Gambling On Stream Part Shmee

[@marceline3665]

this is greed in the biblical sense. a sickening glimpse into a rotted world

[@jackmalcolm]

Another one already!?

[@dan_loeb]

mmph, i just ate, Im so full of dumptruck.

[@Stapler42]

For future me, Jerma crashing cheese stock is at 53:19

[@GiraffeDawg]

Wooo another long edit🎉

[@ZxybzzYT]

I don't understand this game at all but I'm watching because Jerma funny

[@James-tj7qg]

I LOVE THIS STREAM SO MUCH THANKS FOR THIS

[@TheBoardandThebord]

1:15:43 is the jerma beware intro.

[@KatrissaBallet]

Money.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

The Jerma famine (2023-current), also known as the Jermamite famine or the Drought of Jex, is an ongoing crisis in the KZbin and Twitch communities where afflicted users are suffering the effects of a widespread scarcity in new Jerma985 content

[@hand13932]

@RancorousSea i smoke crack

[@nimshimshargal]

@RancorousSea i do heroin

[@crash-ew6hw]

1:21:53 I think it's the coffee and tea finally getting to him

[@jsol2483]

One of my favorites, thanks so much dumptruck!!

[@brignis]

Southern Soda smells like BLOOD 😁

[@user-nw9kk5zw2s]

nice to see jerma finally land that position at delloite

[@hydra5758]

All I'm saying is that if Patrick Bateman were a day trader...

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

"i have to pay 1 million, that's awesome, i have 10 million in the bank!" annnnnd that's actually why our country is evil

[@teebeeish]

dumptruck you’re my hero

[@YTTHROWAWAYCORONA]

13:03 - this is unironically what I think on days I can't WFH

[@flanexism0165]

I followed the advice of this stream and now I’m being summoned to court. What do I do?

[@8stormy5]

Wow, I can't believe Jerma985, full name Jeremy Elbertson, resident of Las Vegas, has personally endorsed and uploaded almost ninety minutes of sincere, real-life, professional opinion on the movement of various capital markets, advice which he offers in an official capacity as a financial advisor! I can't wait to stake my life savings on various stocks under the justified belief that this professional advice is delivered accurately and in good faith!

[@iceogre]

1:21:22 😭😭

[@Goosiepoo]

i was hoping someone would comment lololol

[@lolzforlunch]

This is my actual stock market strategy. Please delet this

[@griffinslack]

Are you ever gonna do sims 1 jerma playthrough?

[@RepetitiveRoutine]

UPLOADED 2 HOURS AGO

[@AverageOhioGamer]

Jerma is good at making smart games entertaining for dumb people

[@minihand1340]

can you add chat to these, i love em

[@Saikocide]

good edit unpaid viewer 👍

[@ryoaahy4271]

nancy pelosi simulator

[@JE06product]

as an investment trader this is somewhat hard to watch 😅

[@Goosiepoo]

do you have any advice

[@JE06product]

@@Goosiepoo ye dont day trade, and even money market funds are better than ur money sitting in a bank account. if u can get a qualified account do it for tax purposes. (not financial advice )

[@Goosiepoo]

@@JE06productmuch appreciated :D