Mario and Jerma at the Casino Games

[@d0pesmoker]

i remember reading some post on tumblr i think about how some kid left the go fish mario game on in the back of the class while a kid was doing a presentation and he was really shy and couldn't start the speech and mario went "HEY! WHATSA TAKING SO LONG?" and the kid cried

[@Zorro9129]

Plot twist: the kid was the Tumblr user

[@BierBart12]

The presenting kid sounds like me

[@coolguynick]

I saw this on Instagram lol

[@coconuthead8616]

Mario hates kids

[@evap304]

God damn had a stroke reading this. Used in and on consecutively what a madlad

[@Brave_SJ]

"Hey, how 'bout another-a game, with me" "N-no, sorry" >Jerma gets up to leave the table >Two large Toads place a hand on each shoulder and force Jerma back into his seat "Come now, Signor Il Prescelto, best-a five out of three"

[@No1TypeC]

I thought Signor Il Prescelto would be a short joke, but it merely means Mr. The Chosen One

[@hermionestranger4964]

"I'm-a make-a him an offer he-a can't refuse!"

[@omnipasta]

I think regular sized Toads would be big enough to handle Jerma.

[@Disvoidal]

I wish I could save youtube comments

[@PsychorGames]

This implies that Jermie is small enough that a Toad could put their hands on his shoulders.

[@bena7869]

I love how he asks "Mario have you been looking at my cards" with genuine disappointment in his voice like Mario is a real person

[@coolsplooge4355]

He’s insane of course he is going to believe that he’s real

[@coalkingryan881]

I love how you think he can have genuine disappointment in his voice like Jerma is a real person

[@meyague]

​@@coolsplooge4355 fictional recognize fictional

[@bigfat7z]

MARIO DENIERS IN THE WILD! GET THE GUN!

[@pigeondamigion569]

*Clicks on "Exit to menu"* -I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GO THERE

[@jackryan2612]

*Hits power off button on computer* I DON’T THINK YOU CAN GO THERE

[@DragonBreath_75]

monkaS

[@solomale2156]

@@jackryan2612 *tries to leave the room* " i don't think you can go there >:) "

[@HyperHardHead]

*Tries to call the police* I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GO THERE

[@soossees670]

*tries to go to heaven* I don't think you can go there!

[@8bitcrook273]

Fun fact: Mario's Game Gallery is the first appearance of Mario's long time voice actor Charles Martinet

[@gibustheinfamous]

Was wondering if that was Martinet, considering how old the game is.

[@gustavop.9379]

ItsYOA TURN!!!

[@JacobKinsley]

I love how many weird pc games from the 90s Charles martinet voice acted for

[@onhundredjedds8959]

actually i think it was "mario teaches typing" but thats still funny

[@ConstipatedLlama]

​@@onhundredjedds8959 Mario Teaches Typing was the first video game where he voiced Mario, but his actual first appearance voicing him was the Super Mario Bros pinball machine Actually, maybe not. The CD-ROM version of Mario Teaches Typing (the one that had Martinet) and Mario's Game Gallery both released in 1995 but I can't find an exact date for Teaches Typing, and everything I'm seeing says it was Game Gallery

[@Chook181]

Jerma clicks on "return to the main menu" "I don't think you can go there." Jerma, panicked, tries to exit the game. "I don't think you can go there."

[@noob19087]

"Come here fishy-fishy!"

[@argento-pyrite]

monka AËS

[@Houndoom97akabranflakes]

*Mario breaks info his house by BLJing*

[@Furahri]

Jerma gets up from chair, sprints towards his bedroom door. The door is locked. He hears a voice coming from directly behind him. "I don't think you can go there."

[@Houndoom97akabranflakes]

"non uscirai vivo di qui, stronzo" "What was that, Mario?" "Mario thinks you're a-fantastic!"

[@shallaska4572]

wait marionese is a real language?

[@tragedyplustime8271]

The concept of Mario being a mafia boss who kidnaps people, forces them to play Go Fish and kills them if they lose or win is just so fucking funny and I don't know why

[@maartenbusschops7827]

"His brain is not even remotely as mutated as mine."

[@baranxlr]

Compact streamer has his self-esteem OBLITERATED by condescending italian plumber

[@JacobKinsley]

I guess you could say he has a short temper

[@hotdogchris]

i found you

[@epep-2189]

I liked how, at the Hostage Mario theory, you can see the word "HELP" right above Mario which is very fitting

[@ewancreskeyallan1403]

“Bart simpson shooter” should be an actual genre name

[@jesper10201]

I think Jerma hired too many editors, at this rate they will be caught up on streams in no time. Sick uploads, love it!

[@Aetharn]

Soon they will pass jerma, and jerma's future self will invade his stream

[@fakename8749]

oh god, not the jerma986

[@pulpil10]

Imagine they start to edit the future and the videos will predict streams

[@cheatlink11]

@@Aetharn maybe we'll finally be able to see that serious Sam video with star

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

@@cheatlink11 what?

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Mario, barricading the door to exit his dark hell basement: *"I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GO THERE"*

[@jakobhere620]

"Mario, you have to let me go, _please!_ I need to see my family, they haven't seen me in months!" *_"I DON'T-A THINK YOU CAN GO THERE!"_*

[@Tinlion09]

You know, I'm pretty good at Yahtzee, and I can give you guys a few pointers! 1. You should always prioritize building up to the upper-section bonus over getting a Yahtzee, but don't be afraid to put down zero on the Ones or Twos. You can make up for them by scoring more than three-of-a-kind on the larger numbers. 2. Playing "against" someone in Yahtzee is a fake idea. Turns exist because they only give you one set of dice, and you cannot affect your "opponent's" choices in any way. They might as well not be there. 3. Yahtzee is a good game to play when you're alone. In fact, even when you're playing "against" someone, you are functionally playing alone, because Yahtzee is an emotionless game. Any other game, with any amount of strategy being used to outwit your opponent, would elicit some form of positive or negative emotion toward your opponent, which would allow for some form of reaction. In contrast, Yahtzee has no truly competitive or cooperative elements, so nothing changes between the two of you, and your relationship stagnates. 4. Playing Yahtzee is like sitting at a slot machine that neither gives nor takes your money. You just keep pulling the handle, and sometimes the symbols line up, and then you pull the handle again. People like to imagine that Hell is akin to a slot machine where you always win the jackpot every time. Imagine that, but there are no bright flashing colors or thunderous applause or the clinking of coins when you inevitably win. There is just the machine, and the handle, and you, and that is Yahtzee. 5. The rush of rolling a Yahtzee or barely reaching the upper bonus will quickly fade, leaving a small empty space in your mind where there used to be happiness. The game will become rote and mechanical, and so will you. 6. Did you know that the odds of rolling any given combination are 1 in 7,776? That's six to the fifth power, but I know it because I have rolled and counted up all of the possible combinations. I was looking for a combination that made me feel happy again, like I felt the first time I "won" a "game" of Yahtzee. I did not find one. 7. When you play Yahtzee, you don't need an opponent, or a pencil and paper, or even a set of dice. You can play Yahtzee by waking up and just imagining five dice rolling, over and over and over all day, until you fall asleep again. 8. Nothing has to change as long as you keep rolling the dice. 8. Keep rolling the dice. 8. Keep rolling the dice. 8. Keep the dice rolling. 8. The dice keep rolling. 8. Rolling, the dice keep. 8. Rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling the dice keep rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling r

[@Creatismus]

this video made me get into yahtzee, it was basically the only game i played on my phone for months, and i can confirm that all of this is true

[@Ryan-op7yd]

keep rolling rolling rolling rolling keep rolling rolling rolling rolling

[@PointsofData]

a...are you okay?

[@Tinlion09]

@@PointsofData ROLL 1 1 1 2 4 5 Select the dice you want to hold, or choose a category to score.

[@zech6857]

this dude went into aidungeon and just kept hitting enter

[@foxygramp_1973]

I like how jerma describes his brain as "mutated"

[@vizzy61]

it _is_ accurate

[@afev3r]

He was normal before the radiation incident...

[@quetzal8100]

"Mario is going easy on you because you're playing as a five year old." Mario: "I'm-a really enjoying playing with you!" "Oh fuck he really is."

[@manmanboyboydudedudeguyguy2800]

What if, you wanted to go to heaven? But God said: "I don't think you can go there."

[@cyan7244]

I'd love to see Mr. Green vs. Mario in an intense Yacht game

[@dissinyosandwich7548]

"He's really going for them big sixes." (Mario immediately gets a full yacht) Correction: *was* going for them.

[@KingHalbatorix]

11:18 gamesux

[@sleepy6918]

Local streamer feeds into gambling addiction all the while hallucinating characters from the "super mario brothers" franchise

[@solharv7817]

First 5 seconds: “Democracy Sucks” Good start

[@pillgrimm]

we overthrow the system here at the jerma nine eight five stream

[@retropirate1]

he be spitting facts doe

[@bronghusphidalski522]

virgin democracy vs chad literally anything else ever

[@1080-t8q]

Bronghus Phidalski this

[@hoonterofhoonters6588]

Why hold debates and hold elections when you could just kill everyone who disagrees with you and spend your spare time in virtual casinos?

[@Pomodoroegg]

i love how the most replayed here is the cool world opening with the girl dancing

[@EmmArrGus]

4:12 jerma’s yoshi impression is pathetically hilarious

[@hugocanuto6981]

*THE CHOSEN ONE*

[@Thegoatone23]

It’s not that bad

[@chainswordcs]

the way he delivers it and does it three times really gets me

[@SGR403]

This is like the movie Blackjack 21 but with Mario.

[@DoodleWill]

Vinny/Joel: Clubhouse Games Jerma: *_Mario's Game Gallery_*

[@Addsomehappy]

clearly a superior expirience

[@PASTELXENON]

XD

[@JacobKinsley]

Ironically, the game that was made by Nintendo is actually not the one starring Mario.

[@thatsnotevenfunny]

L: It's a football! I chiselled it! M: Well, what are you waiting for Throw me a pass! L: It's even official size! *throw* M: *catches but falls down under weight* L: But not official weight! M: *cuckoo noises*

[@Artyom1247]

"Who really died that day? .... and who came BACK?"

[@dreioo8759]

Local 34-year old youngster experiences power trip while playing an emulated 20 year-old children's game. Later, insists on being called "Mr. Green".

[@voon1032]

Gambling with Mario is possibly the most menacing thing I've seen all year.

[@nickybakes]

That Mario Game Gallery game brings back repressed memories from very early KZbin Poops

[@cattsette]

The thumbnail is just like "two kings looking at each other"

[@_V.Va_]

Mario looks disappointed in me. :(

[@mylan4742]

9:33 - I love how it says ‘Help’ above Mario’s head 😭

[@laper_3d]

I really like this video a day Jerma era, thanks so much! 🤣👏

[@ochuspin]

I love jerma’s realization that Mario is going easy on him

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

Keep in mind: Interplay, the company that published Mario's Game Gallery, is also responsible for creating Fallout. FALLOUT, guys. Puts the "mutated brain" line in a whole new context, doesn't it?

[@hunterfogleman7443]

Funny thing is too is the VA for Mario also play Paarthunaxx in Skyrim.

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

@@hunterfogleman7443 I know. I can't imagine what he'd sound like if he had the opportunity to voice a Super Mutant.

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

@HULK HOGAN You're a sly one.

[@jknifgijdfui]

I got my pfp from the go fish minigame

[@bubbly6800]

cool

[@spencer5599]

looks like it

[@neonlightillusion]

Nice

[@Tonystupidface]

*M A R I O, G O F I S H*

[@zachprouty8595]

Don't change it

[@jamul_cos]

Mario, go fish!

[@tonymcgriddle1977]

I guess I’ma go fishing!

[@shooby9496]

Come HEEEERE FISHY-FISHY! HEEEEEEEEEEERE FISHY-FISHY!

[@Zorro9129]

It is good to see that there are games designed with Jerma's mental age in mind.

[@Xzeihoranth]

I can still feel the -2s from the Hearthstone joke.

[@ImSquiggs]

"Side scrolling Bart Simpson shooter" is the funniest genre I've ever heard

[@RasEli03]

6:56 it's hard to not look at your cards when you have them laying down on the table and not holding them up

[@poposterous236]

I'm not entire convinced Mario knows how to play backgammon either.

[@damienmaymdien6367]

I don't think you can go there!

[@emprate]

i remember falling asleep to this stream early on and the 2 consecutive screams at 7:22 waking me up with a headache

[@coryman125]

For some reason Jerma playing go fish against Mario is the single funniest thing I've seen in like a week. Both how condescending Mario was, and the way he reacted to Jerma talking about the hostage thing

[@andocalrisian1]

That'sa going on the... DEWCES... line!

[@domenriono]

"I'm gonna play go fish and we're gonna prove I'm not an idiot" *the reverberation of the three fates going "oh honey nooooo" ripples though the atmosphere*

[@Chris-ei2rq]

Compact streamer is upset about being shorter than Mario

[@nickybakes]

“MARIOS LIKE 80 ft TALL!!”

[@Addsomehappy]

Shorter than 3D Bros non-powered up version

[@KingHalbatorix]

10:20

[@DaneVogel]

In this scene from Casino, Jerma picks on someone his own size.

[@isopodparty]

the editors are doing so so great, so much love to them!!

[@cheetoschrist5685]

14:37 Why is Passive Aggressive super competitive Mario so fucking funny

[@Blindmin]

0:19 bottom left

[@smokyprogg]

Mario hitting a cool 0.08% roll with those 6's

[@258thHiGuy]

Jerma's going on about how Cool World is the game with the spot in it while a porn game is playing on stream

[@roberte2945]

It's not a porn game, it's just a game based on a weird Who Framed Roger Rabbit knockoff.

[@shaynehughes6645]

That game was actually based on a movie, and that girl dancing was one of the scenes in it. Not a very good movie tbh

[@HamazuraGOD]

@@shaynehughes6645 Only reason I like Cool World is because I'm gay for Holly Would

[@truthofdsp]

Thanks for always being there when I need you man. I really needed a good laugh right about now.

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

This guy really just gambles all the time huh

[@themanwiththebabyhands4650]

It's the only thing to do in Vegas.

[@CasualCheetah]

Nice of the editors to invite us over for some daily videos, eh Luigi?

[@brandonlogan11]

You're a fantastic. I really enjoy a-watching you stream!

[@KenLinx]

No joke this game is super charming.

[@chalachouchou]

"I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GO THEEEERE" -Mario after losing the game and Jerma refuses to roll it back

[@Yarumasi]

Seeing "Cross Country Canada" on the game list was like shellshock for me as a Canadian guy from the 90s. That was installed on EVERY pc in Canada until they swapped to Windows XP (in schools). Was fun!

[@Travingel]

holy crap i had this game as a kid and mario terrified me. now : he's still uncannily scary

[@xcmodev1558]

_The thing about Mario, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white_

[@Travingel]

@@xcmodev1558 you're gonna need a bigger controller

[@ecksdee8982]

charles martinet is being held at gunpoint by myiamoto the whole time

[@Saveems]

Love how youtube auto-chapters decided that the Cool World section should be called "Bart Simspon"

[@RallyLancer95]

This intro took me back to 2008 if only for a moment. Good times

[@bakedsap]

what if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said, I don't think you can go there!

[@beehivecity]

sidescrolling bart simpson shooter is my favorite genre

[@nativechatter999]

Short streamer fuels GAMBLING addiction with beloved mascot Mario

[@Litepaw]

"Democracy sucks" is maybe the weirdest sentence I've ever heard Jerma start a video with.

[@tannerloy4863]

The fact that Jerma does not know how checkers works is insane to me

[@Avast_Anti-virus]

Love the edits guys, you've all been doing great work in bringing our favourite Bostonian into the TuberSphere

[@Brocman.]

Using "Bart Simpson Shooter" as a genre is brilliant and immediately understood lmao

[@passerby6062]

I was extremely drunk at 1am when I watched this until I passed out and woke up genuinely thinking I went to the casino based on what I could remember.

[@gasparliboreiro4572]

15:21 *presses "Exit to Main Menu" "I don't think you can go there"

[@fuhhub7312]

Him saying yoshi is my fav sound of 2020

[@ni4717]

thank you editors and jerma for daily uploads

[@ssbbmaster]

im so glad he put that clip at the beginning xD

[@brosty_Star]

7:21 literally thi makes me laugh SO much

[@b3afy505]

Jack is insane to make a 2ndJerma intro be sauce for YTP

[@usedcarsalesman6723]

The Mario game was honestly pretty friggin wholesome

[@Swahirez]

friend: I had a dream about my crush! my dream: jerma and Mario at the casino

[@JacobKinsley]

I love how people will just instinctively know chess and what all the pieces do despite the fact it's such a slog to learn all the rules but then they'll look at backgammon which takes like 2 minutes to learn and will be like "I have no idea how to play this, this is boring" and it's like honestly I don't blame people. You just have to be lucky and get as many in the other person's starting quadrant as you can and you've just won the game because their like 10 moves behind. Darts is another game that's popular for some reason but it's just not fun because you have no reason to not just go for triple 20 every single time and ignore every other area until right at the end. Like who's idea was it to make the bullseye worth less than triple 20 lmao

[@elwantedmuerto8855]

go ahead, mr joestar!

[@funnyadventures-tbd]

Hobbit-esque streamer condescended to by beloved italian man

[@AlgernonCSwinburne]

It’s a football! I chiseled it!

[@nostalgia_junkie]

every copy of mario's game gallery is personalized

[@morgdegidian7313]

Is no one going to mention the horrifying yoshi death animation? Hell I remember that from my apple computer as a kid!

[@MrDrCthulhu]

That old Super Mario show clip really makes my Terminal 7 act up.

[@Askeletontrappedinamanbody]

The Cool World soundfont made me warm inside.

[@alapazam]

The uther surrender bit during yahtzee killed me

[@21Shells]

Ima go fishing for B i g b o o b s

[@jwalcheski]

got an ad about compulsive gambling

[@YourBestFriendreally]

That Mario Teaches Gambling game is doing a public service, keeping children away from backgammon.

[@jonnyblack001]

Man, the second he started started bragging about how badly he could beat Mario at go fish I got flashbacks to ProJared getting completely hammered while Mario kicked his ass.

[@PyromationsTV]

absolutely DEMENTED streamer gambles his family away to hostage and hunts endangered ocean life

[@rockwithagun3251]

That's another book for Mario

[@smokingzaza]

IMBALANCE TOO GREAT

[@KnockoffJupiter]

THE CHOSEN ONE

[@TheG_Boy]

''Mario go fish!''

[@bruh4487]

10:20 There's a short jerma joke here to be made but im gonna contain myself

[@ReiParadox]

*I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GO THERE*

[@gravityvertigo13579]

Why does Mario refer to himself in third person like goddamn Elmo