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2ndJerma

2ndJerma

Күн бұрын

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@cdm966
@cdm966 3 жыл бұрын
“Baby years,” more commonly known as Months
@maxim07minecraftpropvp41
@maxim07minecraftpropvp41 3 жыл бұрын
why no replies my friend
@spinycard7429
@spinycard7429 3 жыл бұрын
Sí senor
@Beatumpop
@Beatumpop 3 жыл бұрын
replies replies replies
@mushrooms5757
@mushrooms5757 3 жыл бұрын
Got milk?
@lordcalcium4780
@lordcalcium4780 3 жыл бұрын
[Generic reply]
@pepsisepsis8087
@pepsisepsis8087 5 жыл бұрын
57:30 He laughed because he finally proved the game is impossible to win. That, in my opinion, is tantamount to winning.
@JoshuaKujo
@JoshuaKujo 4 жыл бұрын
you are absolutely correct, fuck chili time
@ianchallingsworth28
@ianchallingsworth28 4 жыл бұрын
Chili Time Is The Reason We Have Covid-19
@jackryan2612
@jackryan2612 4 жыл бұрын
This is the moment Jerma's last fragment of innocence was destroyed and he snapped
@pepealasquid6005
@pepealasquid6005 4 жыл бұрын
But then he won the online version, the other was definitely rigged though
@Rumble_Pak
@Rumble_Pak 4 жыл бұрын
It's basically impossible by hand, but you can win with an auto-clicker. Set one up to click 250 times every second and I won. But try doing that with your own fingers lmao, it's fucking impossible
@Blazik3n99
@Blazik3n99 3 жыл бұрын
21:27 This piano joke is one of my favourite Jerma moments of all time. He pulls it off so well. I love how he clearly doesn't care about the game after the first time, he's just waiting for the piano to kick in so he can do the joke again lol
@chuckbatmangaming
@chuckbatmangaming 2 жыл бұрын
The original Rock Out Break
@AdamKlownzinger
@AdamKlownzinger 2 жыл бұрын
Its unbelievably on point and funny
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 2 жыл бұрын
_How 2 Bruise Your Keyboard:_
@rajkolandon5113
@rajkolandon5113 2 жыл бұрын
3d dudes
@zarrowthehorse
@zarrowthehorse 2 жыл бұрын
What's the joke though
@JaylanxYT
@JaylanxYT 4 жыл бұрын
18:32 This is honestly the most cursed creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. The weird music in the background, the fact that they’re slightly different images for no reason, and how it looked like her mouth moves right when the game crashes
@noxturnaI
@noxturnaI 4 жыл бұрын
Well I thought I was the only one who felt that way.
@canijust101
@canijust101 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he gets freaked out by it too when the background goes black
@SIRTACONATOR007
@SIRTACONATOR007 3 жыл бұрын
so that's why he gets scared I was like so confused up until right this second
@alalmalal
@alalmalal 3 жыл бұрын
They were all different women, different locations, different decades. These frames were their final moments, captured at gunpoint.
@andway9313
@andway9313 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of the walten files for some reason.
@Gourobourous
@Gourobourous 3 жыл бұрын
the amount of times i have fallen asleep watching jerma and woken up to the chilli race part of this video is worrying
@alexiaatheducc
@alexiaatheducc 3 жыл бұрын
amazing
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
Get a sleep timer app
@plutonium09
@plutonium09 2 жыл бұрын
@@JacobKinsley this video is the perfect timer
@broomy_yt
@broomy_yt Жыл бұрын
no fuckin way ive done the exact same thing lmao
@gastlyyy
@gastlyyy Жыл бұрын
literally about to fall asleep to this i hope i wake up to that part
@AltimeterAlligator
@AltimeterAlligator 5 жыл бұрын
Every Halloween, a slightly different piece of witch clipart appears online. We still don't know how or why. We may never know.
@EntFellow
@EntFellow 5 жыл бұрын
I want to believe this I wish upon a star for it to be true ✊😔
@4020Error
@4020Error 5 жыл бұрын
SCP-J-WITCH_CLIP_ART
@Zyjem
@Zyjem 5 жыл бұрын
T-posing witch squad is the greatest mystery mankind has ever known
@vissova
@vissova 5 жыл бұрын
Deep down in the darkest corners of the internet clipart just spawns into existence out of thin air. Nobody created them, nobody usually even knows they exist until they somehow end up floating to the surface of the web. It's like a fucking SCP.
@petergreve988
@petergreve988 5 жыл бұрын
im so fucking proud of finding that png
@mrwheatthins2413
@mrwheatthins2413 5 жыл бұрын
Jerma's mental breakdown at 52:21 when he realizes the game is impossible to beat is the highlight of the video
@meatypatte7125
@meatypatte7125 4 жыл бұрын
MrWheatThins thanks fucking love that part
@M-1996A1
@M-1996A1 4 жыл бұрын
57:40 too
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 3 жыл бұрын
@@M-1996A1 Straight up JOKER LAUGH
@pervasivedoubt150
@pervasivedoubt150 3 жыл бұрын
@@M-1996A1 Breaking Bad Crawl Space laugh
@Tanuki-cl7qi
@Tanuki-cl7qi 2 жыл бұрын
He then continued playing it for four hours
@superbigtime
@superbigtime 5 жыл бұрын
Jerma's explanation of how to take advantage of a child's short attention span by utilizing Super Frog as an inexpensive reward actually convinces me that he'd either make a really good father or a _very_ bad father.
@warbossgegguz679
@warbossgegguz679 4 жыл бұрын
I'd go with the former. The way he talks about it reminds me of when we would go to the computer lab in 4th grade and they would reward us by letting us play shitty school regulated flash games for the last 15 minutes off class.
@DaLivelyGhost
@DaLivelyGhost 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma used to be a substitute teacher, so it checks out
@warbossgegguz679
@warbossgegguz679 4 жыл бұрын
@@pixelmike54 it was a school regulated site. I love old flash games on addictinggames, new grounds, etc. especially growing up low-income, but these weren't that. I remember one where you're a kid vampire trying to get a teddy bear back for example. They were curated kid-friendly stuff, but when you're a kid bored out of your mind from learning it's awesome.
@NefariousElasticity
@NefariousElasticity 4 жыл бұрын
It's easy to forget that, as a kid, being able to play literally any video game for any amount of time is badass and worth it.
@warbossgegguz679
@warbossgegguz679 4 жыл бұрын
@@M-1996A1 I don't think ia from the 90s is very comparable to an actual human being. By that metric the lifeline stream should have been breathtaking...
@audreyanderson6616
@audreyanderson6616 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part from this is still 8:21. The screen going dark and him panicking as it randomly flickers back to him frantically pounding on his keyboard and then the sound of the plane exploding and him laughing is so good.
@stankytanky69
@stankytanky69 Жыл бұрын
*screen goes black* *extreme keyboard tapping noises* *dramatic plane crash* beautiful
@Sube-Tube
@Sube-Tube Жыл бұрын
What happened on the screen
@audreyanderson6616
@audreyanderson6616 Жыл бұрын
@@Sube-Tube I think the game was super broken and messing with his OBS (software recording the game). So the screen going black was OBS crashing and once that happened, he thought the game would end up crashing the whole stream and he was trying to get it to close.
@freshiin8925
@freshiin8925 4 жыл бұрын
46:53 Jerma's reaction and threat makes this genuinely my favorite Jerma moment
@SIRTACONATOR007
@SIRTACONATOR007 3 жыл бұрын
his facial expressions remind me of the Joker actor dunno why
@wiimouto
@wiimouto 5 жыл бұрын
Caught a jerma stream yesterday. He ate chillis for 8 hours and then fell asleep on stream. What a great entertainer
@EmmanQuinones5234
@EmmanQuinones5234 4 жыл бұрын
What a GOD of a gamer!
@Themrsnappyify
@Themrsnappyify 4 жыл бұрын
shouts out to simpleflips
@AshWont
@AshWont 4 жыл бұрын
Funny because the song playing in the back of chili time is sped up version of the entertainer
@EmmanQuinones5234
@EmmanQuinones5234 4 жыл бұрын
@@AshWont I guess it was meant to be in the first place. It was fate. The guy who did the patch probably thought 'Heh. Quick buck $' and yet here we are. Without that, we would've missed seeing The Entertainer go down a hole that is called 'Chilli Time'
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 4 жыл бұрын
Like food from chillies or actual chill or peppers?
@Fenir91
@Fenir91 5 жыл бұрын
There were times when his opponent was a full second behind in chili race and the game just refused to crown Jerma winner. Its rigged. The true carnival experience
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux 4 жыл бұрын
Player 1 has winned
@PipeGuy64Bit
@PipeGuy64Bit 4 жыл бұрын
@@JeanMarceaux No question
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux 4 жыл бұрын
@@PipeGuy64Bit cennot beet me
@kabusohikaru6187
@kabusohikaru6187 4 жыл бұрын
its actually pretty easy to win it
@YoungBasedChefBeezy
@YoungBasedChefBeezy 4 жыл бұрын
Kabuso Hikaru prove it
@stanley8006
@stanley8006 4 жыл бұрын
27:32 *Ready? GOWE! ... Naow, Tuch ffleck... KGUN - GER - GoUE - GLASHUAUNS, - Le-lely-issscum-bleateh!* ... *SorREE BUT hees DED Nowe -Reedy? GOWE!* ... *ooooooooh, *insert newspaper on wooden desk*
@jaxjax960
@jaxjax960 7 ай бұрын
It aounds like a homstar character Nd i canr stop laughjng
@totororaptors
@totororaptors 7 ай бұрын
​@@jaxjax960 it's basically just coach z lmao
@ezrac704
@ezrac704 3 жыл бұрын
28:40 I love these fantasy stories that people just randomly make up. In something like the lord of the rings, the world and lore gets built up as you read, but in these stories of like 2 paragraphs, they just throw random stuff at you.
@boxcarz
@boxcarz 3 жыл бұрын
Probably because it's lore for a Bejeweled clone. Let that sink in for a moment, somebody actually took time out of their -day- lunch break to make lore for a damn Candy Crush clone.
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I was able to be engaged in this story but Tolkien just never really interested me, so 2-1 to magic spheres
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
Just wanted to let everyone know I'm a Tolkien nerd now sorry
@jimbabwe3
@jimbabwe3 Жыл бұрын
@@JacobKinsley No you're not
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
@@jimbabwe3 OK you're right, I made it up for attention on the internet.
@1playingcasual1
@1playingcasual1 4 жыл бұрын
Those two quick cuts to Jerma's face at 43:39 made me lose my shit
@XanderProductionstrue
@XanderProductionstrue 2 жыл бұрын
He said o gotta stop doin that shit I'm crying lmao
@gibustheinfamous
@gibustheinfamous Жыл бұрын
Weren't there like memes? Emotes made of those faces?
@albe5194
@albe5194 Жыл бұрын
Did you find it?
@computer_dude
@computer_dude 9 ай бұрын
He can't keep getting away with zerking on stream.
@fantoon670
@fantoon670 5 ай бұрын
@@gibustheinfamousthat meme face was actually from back to the future but he did replicate that face really well lol
@nich3897
@nich3897 5 жыл бұрын
18:52 is the most genuine fear I've ever heard in any human being, period
@em.1633
@em.1633 5 жыл бұрын
I've clicked that timestamp like seven times and I'm still laughing
@bostonian4650
@bostonian4650 5 жыл бұрын
Nic H that’s the reaction I would make if a piece of witch clipart was coming alive to change my background
@lillianfox6848
@lillianfox6848 4 жыл бұрын
hOOO wHaut thu fUQ
@samquik
@samquik 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma startled the witch!
@shaynehughes6645
@shaynehughes6645 4 жыл бұрын
@@samquik and vice-versa
@maneater2613
@maneater2613 5 жыл бұрын
Finding Chili Time, that isn't the hard part. It's letting go.
@secretlyaslug2325
@secretlyaslug2325 5 жыл бұрын
So if life's chilies have weighed you down, if you need an escape from your troubles, or if you just need an opportunity to begin again, join us, let go, and leave the world behind at the chili time grand opening this December. .. We'll be waiting.
@lunarluxe9832
@lunarluxe9832 4 жыл бұрын
i need to replay nv now
@MrDarklord965
@MrDarklord965 4 жыл бұрын
Begin again.
@tatersmcmashtermind7064
@tatersmcmashtermind7064 4 жыл бұрын
Chew again
@BLK_MN
@BLK_MN 4 жыл бұрын
A Dead Money reference on a Jerma video. Ain't that a kick in the head. I'd love to watch Jerma play Dead Money, just that on it's own.
@DrunkenCoward1
@DrunkenCoward1 5 жыл бұрын
20:30 That's what I'll ask the Grim Reaper once he comes for my immortal soul.
@squillen
@squillen 4 жыл бұрын
This
@shaanp9796
@shaanp9796 3 жыл бұрын
^ ^
@chalk_outline7600
@chalk_outline7600 4 жыл бұрын
29:51 "Thanks" "Your welcome" *immediately flies into the ocean*
@BodywiseMustard
@BodywiseMustard 3 ай бұрын
You're* SMH
@chalk_outline7600
@chalk_outline7600 3 ай бұрын
@@BodywiseMustard how long did you scroll through the comment section to find this
@Lawlsomedude
@Lawlsomedude 3 жыл бұрын
Despite how brief it was, the Chili Time arc is probably the best for Jerma's character development. He felt the need not only to beat Chili Time once and for all, but to also hone his skill such that Chili Time could be proven unwinnable. These contradictory goals perfectly show Jerma's disciplined emotional alignment. His disciplined disposition gave him purpose to keep trying, getting to the point where he could easily "win" each time, but his emotional nature took over, instilling fear chat wouldn't believe him. Thus when he found the version of Chili Time with an actual win state and beat it first try, the victory felt hollow. It was never truly about winning Chili Time. It was about proving himself.
@bloxxerstudios8746
@bloxxerstudios8746 3 жыл бұрын
One of the finest analysi of the Jerma Mythos. People are truly sleeping on how much of a conplex, tortured character Jeremy "Nine Eight Five" Elbertson is.
@GrandAngel
@GrandAngel 7 ай бұрын
Balls
@jm6323
@jm6323 5 жыл бұрын
24:24 the moment you've all been waiting for
@romanrover5839
@romanrover5839 5 жыл бұрын
J M thanks bruv
@JanoyCresvaZero
@JanoyCresvaZero 4 жыл бұрын
You can actually hear the real, legitimate slap over the sound effect in the game. Priceless.
@Neo91837
@Neo91837 4 жыл бұрын
Slap button^
@Omabatfartsbruh
@Omabatfartsbruh 4 жыл бұрын
The Boston Basher Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
@surebuddy9348
@surebuddy9348 4 жыл бұрын
Lol thanks
@GermanPeter
@GermanPeter 5 жыл бұрын
32:18 OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN IT'S THE SAME WITCH'S HAT FROM BEFORE
@bostonian4650
@bostonian4650 4 жыл бұрын
GermanPeter I forgot you were a Jerma fan! Have a good one!
@ImGlassy
@ImGlassy 5 жыл бұрын
The witch image actually made me physically in pain from laughing
@madelinesydney92
@madelinesydney92 3 жыл бұрын
monsters inc
@travistreadway3180
@travistreadway3180 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@SpingotGoomer
@SpingotGoomer 3 жыл бұрын
@@travistreadway3180 15:07
@travistreadway3180
@travistreadway3180 3 жыл бұрын
@@SpingotGoomer thank you my high ass thought it was a close up of a funny witch lmao
@CopiiPaste
@CopiiPaste 3 жыл бұрын
@@travistreadway3180 hey Travis, my name is Travis and I’m baked as well
@The_Deep_Blue
@The_Deep_Blue 2 жыл бұрын
Stages of Grief: 53:01 Denial 53:52 Anger 56:16 Barganing 57:05 Depression 59:17 Acceptance 1:00:41 Death
@doodlespiral7110
@doodlespiral7110 2 жыл бұрын
DABDAD
@StinkySnaiI
@StinkySnaiI Жыл бұрын
That last part was a genuine plot twist
@siffegy
@siffegy 2 жыл бұрын
3:50 "OH SUPERFROG", i dont know man, just imagining a little kid being super excited over superfrog is funny and wholesome to me.
@pferreira1983
@pferreira1983 8 ай бұрын
Superfrog is an awesome game. Unfortunately it's unlikely to be re-released due to rights issues.
@heartache5742
@heartache5742 7 ай бұрын
OIHTSHUPERFROGH!
@Ascetimancer
@Ascetimancer 5 жыл бұрын
33:49 this makes me want a whole stream of just jeremy playing random videogames with the volume turned down and making mouth sound effects over them
@codysingleton6262
@codysingleton6262 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine coming into a stream in the Gaming category, and it's a man and chat comparing Witch Clip Art images while odd music from a low quality finding game plays in background.
@Regulith
@Regulith 5 жыл бұрын
not sure what I liked more, legally dissimilar witches or impossible chili race
@Bob_Dickinson
@Bob_Dickinson 5 жыл бұрын
patapon :3
@BudBonkerson
@BudBonkerson 3 жыл бұрын
these are both names of bands that I will be making
@Regulith
@Regulith 3 жыл бұрын
@@BudBonkerson I look forward to your debut album(s)
@trickytreyperfected1482
@trickytreyperfected1482 2 жыл бұрын
Or the self-slap
@MelRosewood
@MelRosewood Жыл бұрын
“Legally dissimilar witches” is a *hard* title.
@psychobratt
@psychobratt 2 жыл бұрын
31:22 never fails to make me scream and laugh until I'm crying n can't breathe The chest strained noise he makes after the balls disappear drive me insane.
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
When you put all the anal beads in at once
@louisyeomans2222
@louisyeomans2222 2 жыл бұрын
20:20 as if no one has mentioned this moment. The scream was so good.
@purplegooper
@purplegooper 5 жыл бұрын
52:04 metal slug's enemy troops scream
@lorddarkness351
@lorddarkness351 4 жыл бұрын
PurpleGoop it exactly spot on
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
Cbt scream
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism Жыл бұрын
Morden moment
@Helipshon
@Helipshon 7 ай бұрын
Gang shit
@1SonOfMoon1
@1SonOfMoon1 5 жыл бұрын
The whole witch image segment made me cry from laughter. Trying to find the source witch surfing her broomstick image that matched and throwing out different ideas (“it’s a mix of the two images..the broom is flipped...it’s been smeared in photoshop) was some next level conspiracy stuff
@goldenrotate
@goldenrotate 5 жыл бұрын
i really love how when he zooms in on the kirby face in that one game you can see the different stock image witches on his desktop
@absentdemon0995
@absentdemon0995 3 жыл бұрын
20:07 the music has no right to sounds that good
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that exact thing
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 2 жыл бұрын
That shit is 🔥
@yamato540
@yamato540 Жыл бұрын
What song is it?
@acoolcat.
@acoolcat. 2 ай бұрын
​@yamato540 some absolute madlad went and uploaded a bunch of the music from these games and actually got that song. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKnJmH6Ll82nerMsi=tWoeg9DssLi3DRAY
@yuarentlucky
@yuarentlucky 2 ай бұрын
I should try and find a copy of the game and rip the music lol.
@Nintentheheartless
@Nintentheheartless 3 жыл бұрын
27:32 I nearly had an aneurysm when I realized that voice wasn't being done by Jerma, that was actually the game.
@thetrueknight
@thetrueknight 2 жыл бұрын
And the completely broken English
@spookygal777
@spookygal777 2 жыл бұрын
SORRY BUT HE’S DEAD NOW
@gerobbbbbbbb
@gerobbbbbbbb 2 жыл бұрын
sorre butt he's ded now
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
Neaow touch fleck
@FunkyTheMainMonkey
@FunkyTheMainMonkey Жыл бұрын
Be careful! 😁❤️
@DeusExAngelo
@DeusExAngelo 5 жыл бұрын
Chili Time is literally modern retelling of the myth of Syphysus.
@toadfrommariokart64
@toadfrommariokart64 3 жыл бұрын
it's actually spelled Syphilis
@blackshirts_and_breads
@blackshirts_and_breads 3 жыл бұрын
syphySUS
@GayBrain
@GayBrain 3 жыл бұрын
SUS! 😳
@hentendo310
@hentendo310 3 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed in these replies
@rasengdori13
@rasengdori13 2 жыл бұрын
For those who want a genuine explanation: The Myth of Sisyphus is a Greek tale about a man who is punished for all eternity to push a large rock up a mountain, only for it to roll back down to the bottom once he reaches the top. This is similar to Jerma’s plight of beating Chili Time because the port he’s playing wasn’t programmed with a win condition. Once he proved the game was impossible to win, however, is when he finally found peace and moved on. This development parallels well with the moral of Sisyphus, being that there’s nothing more to life than the struggle for true happiness, but once you realize and accept that is when you can truly achieve it yourself.
@PurpleTurtle-t4q
@PurpleTurtle-t4q 5 жыл бұрын
so he made a literal witch hunt on stream
@propername4830
@propername4830 3 жыл бұрын
What a sick fuck
@anyalaASMR
@anyalaASMR 2 жыл бұрын
cancelled Andy 😔
@Cyrusjr.
@Cyrusjr. 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if we were to assume that every game was 5 megabytes large, then 700,000 times 5MB would mean that the disc would have to carry 3.5 Terrabytes of games. Sounds reasonable to me.
@Blue-jy4rf
@Blue-jy4rf 5 жыл бұрын
Plus the first edition of 700k games, jerma has a solid 7 terabytes of games.
@user-md3is4dq2d
@user-md3is4dq2d 5 жыл бұрын
As he mentioned in the video, levels are considered games. The levels in the chess games make up half of the "games" on the disc and probably only take up a few kb of space per level.
@buckbuckleyson2259
@buckbuckleyson2259 5 жыл бұрын
Tfw people miss the joke
@JanoyCresvaZero
@JanoyCresvaZero 4 жыл бұрын
Buck Buckleyson But... It wasn’t... A joke? It was more speculation about how large a collection of games files is. Relax guy.
@buckbuckleyson2259
@buckbuckleyson2259 4 жыл бұрын
@@JanoyCresvaZero you're missing what I was referring too. Now you're the joke
@radiocaster2k
@radiocaster2k 3 жыл бұрын
I'd just like everyone to know that the first leg of the stream was chat voting for jerma to play any games that were named anything vaguely related to "Super" or "Frog"
@Takimeko
@Takimeko 3 жыл бұрын
They only did it for any games with "Super", and that stopped after, like, the 5th game.
@radiocaster2k
@radiocaster2k 3 жыл бұрын
@@Takimeko Yeah, cause jerma started playing all the ones with "Super" in the title so people would stop voting for them.
@PootisDaLoopis
@PootisDaLoopis 3 жыл бұрын
the way he just goes "aardvarks" @44:39 with absolute confidence, despite the word ending in 'ts' just kills me
@chalachouchou
@chalachouchou 5 жыл бұрын
18:52 Jerma's fight or flight response
@Sube-Tube
@Sube-Tube Жыл бұрын
That was the most scared I've ever heard him
@drakevegas7073
@drakevegas7073 5 жыл бұрын
Is this the guy that lost at Chili Time on stream?
@KookueCachoo
@KookueCachoo 5 жыл бұрын
Drake Vegas!! Chili Race* get your lore correct.
@marshallc6885
@marshallc6885 5 жыл бұрын
Kookue Cachoo it be chili time
@KookueCachoo
@KookueCachoo 5 жыл бұрын
Actually it's only Chili Time on the web version. You clearly haven't read the Jerma books.
@user-md3is4dq2d
@user-md3is4dq2d 5 жыл бұрын
@@KookueCachoo the in-game title on both versions is "CHILI TIME" The title shown in the 2002 GAMES Championship was a typo, the devs even admitted to this on their blog.
@KookueCachoo
@KookueCachoo 5 жыл бұрын
Obviously you haven't read the secret passages yet.
@daphneandfern
@daphneandfern 5 жыл бұрын
8:16 “Message: Use your right hand to operate the mouse.”
@JoshuaKujo
@JoshuaKujo 4 жыл бұрын
oh shit, all this time ive just been using my foot
@transfemengimain
@transfemengimain 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I used my dog before
@magmahotdesigns
@magmahotdesigns 4 жыл бұрын
So you’re telling me that I’m not supposed to shove it up my ass?
@RobotPilots
@RobotPilots 2 жыл бұрын
25:57 The Kubrick Stare, sometimes referred to as the Kubrick Glare, is a common camera shot of an actor in most of Stanley Kubrick's films. The Kubrick Glare has been called the “heavy-browed look of insanity”. Roger Ebert said he simply thought Kubrick found it an interesting angle with which to shoot the human face.
@ParappatheRapper
@ParappatheRapper 2 жыл бұрын
Okay but the motorcycle game around 9:40 is something I would have loved as a 5 year old.
@SweatyYeti420
@SweatyYeti420 5 жыл бұрын
“Witch has been found” HEHE YOU MISSED THAT ONE, TRY ANOTHER.
@shapedokkan
@shapedokkan 5 жыл бұрын
20:08 what an absolute banger
@lordtachanka5512
@lordtachanka5512 4 жыл бұрын
Unironically is tho
@andromeda3113
@andromeda3113 4 жыл бұрын
@@lordtachanka5512 it really isn’t
@lacreatura4737
@lacreatura4737 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind 10 hour loop of that.
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
Human music
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 2 жыл бұрын
@@andromeda3113 it really is
@hankwicklund2182
@hankwicklund2182 5 жыл бұрын
27:50 Sorree baht he's deht now ready, goh!
@grrstr7473
@grrstr7473 4 жыл бұрын
700,000 games, featuring Jontron doing an awful Coach Z impersonation
@moogobIin
@moogobIin 2 жыл бұрын
@@grrstr7473 The strangest yet most apt comparison I've ever heard
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
CONGRAT THE LATION FAMILIES COME CLEAT
@lucystarlight8887
@lucystarlight8887 4 жыл бұрын
6:49 I'm convinced Jerma is an actual wizard who uses real magic
@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 3 жыл бұрын
What the fuck
@wumbumtm3138
@wumbumtm3138 3 жыл бұрын
don't worry, he is too
@Sefibid
@Sefibid 2 жыл бұрын
especially when his face turns red
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
It's his favourite ipad game
@theecrunchytaco5501
@theecrunchytaco5501 3 жыл бұрын
30:49 is maybe one of the funniest fucking jerma moments to me, just how he says that fucking KILLS me
@GhotiTehFish
@GhotiTehFish 3 жыл бұрын
The whole clip there is perfect
@starseekers108
@starseekers108 3 жыл бұрын
huge agree, i burst out laughing HARD at “putterfish-“
@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng
@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng 2 жыл бұрын
when he says "what the fuck are you talking to me for?" he sounds personally offended it kills me everytike
@bradleymccracken2731
@bradleymccracken2731 5 жыл бұрын
Compact streamer can't win a children's chili eating game
@yiff
@yiff 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair it was very clearly broken/rigged
@hahaisntitfunny5579
@hahaisntitfunny5579 5 жыл бұрын
CraX I still don’t get how it got released, I mean, you would at least try to WIN, your like what, 5 second game? See if it’s fair, literally anything?
@hahaisntitfunny5579
@hahaisntitfunny5579 5 жыл бұрын
CraX At least the online version was better
@itscrumbelivable
@itscrumbelivable 5 жыл бұрын
@@hahaisntitfunny5579 clearly you have no idea how the inner machinations of an agent of chaos are
@RamenPoweredShitFactory
@RamenPoweredShitFactory 5 жыл бұрын
@@yiff Dood I won it first try dood it's easy
@themigtyboosh
@themigtyboosh 5 жыл бұрын
“From here on out, I’m just gonna flash myself”
@officiallorechannel6902
@officiallorechannel6902 5 жыл бұрын
Jerma peaked at "How could you not like it, it's got candies!"
@elimeyerbad
@elimeyerbad 5 жыл бұрын
No he peaked at Shpee
@benweaver9151
@benweaver9151 5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy peaked at Jermacraft
@resdyne9590
@resdyne9590 5 жыл бұрын
All three
@harveyknguyen
@harveyknguyen 5 жыл бұрын
He peaked at being hit with multiple trucks
@resdyne9590
@resdyne9590 5 жыл бұрын
All five
@calvinstaropoli4448
@calvinstaropoli4448 3 жыл бұрын
this is absolutely my favorite jerma video of all time. the witch, the slap, the chili time meltdown. it's just S-tier jerma content for an entire hour.
@Redbikemaster
@Redbikemaster Жыл бұрын
The Witch, The Slap, and The Chili Time Meltdown was one of my favorite childhood books
@cinders5305
@cinders5305 4 жыл бұрын
5:52 Fishing Frenzy Strobe Light had me in tears.
@shanemacmillan5732
@shanemacmillan5732 5 жыл бұрын
All these different comments, but no one is talking about the Dr. Mario ripoff having Take On Me as game over music.
@shanemacmillan5732
@shanemacmillan5732 5 жыл бұрын
I made the comment and know first-hand that it's true, and I still don't believe it.
@TitaniumWalrus7
@TitaniumWalrus7 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but he's dead now!
@JanoyCresvaZero
@JanoyCresvaZero 5 жыл бұрын
He definitely sings along to it.
@Journey_to_who_knows
@Journey_to_who_knows 4 жыл бұрын
And that chilli game has Gran Turismo music, that has to be a copyright infringement somewhere
@edcellwarrior
@edcellwarrior 4 жыл бұрын
Shane MacMillan It happens at 22:34, for anyone who needs a timestamp
@EntFellow
@EntFellow 5 жыл бұрын
"at what point do you just burn it?" -Jerma, 2015
@SGR403
@SGR403 5 жыл бұрын
30:29 the funniest part here wasn't the Kirby thing, but Jerma's files on sight.
@jerlome4467
@jerlome4467 3 жыл бұрын
and his desktop background being a picture of his own face too
@pipebombmailer
@pipebombmailer 3 жыл бұрын
witch witch-flying slap
@SwizzleDrizzl
@SwizzleDrizzl 2 жыл бұрын
snort
@naranciagaming
@naranciagaming Жыл бұрын
yeezus reference
@badger6882
@badger6882 Жыл бұрын
4:40 “Fish food!” Struck me down. It’s an old memory of mine, playing this game on the house computer on that Friv website. Damn those fish are familiar.
@FlumpFlibbus
@FlumpFlibbus 3 жыл бұрын
24:30 and this, ladies and gentlemen, is history unfolding right in front of your eyes
@3MolesInATrenchCoat
@3MolesInATrenchCoat 5 жыл бұрын
21:28 This... this is so amazing. I love it. Everything about it.
@ImWeirdAndILikeIt
@ImWeirdAndILikeIt 3 жыл бұрын
Such a Jerma Bit™️
@mohakrem2961
@mohakrem2961 5 жыл бұрын
jerma's the only streamer who i can watch a 7 hour long vod in its entirety of him playing "700000 games" and enjoy it, then watch an hour long highlights video of that vod and enjoy it just as much
@KALAIII1
@KALAIII1 5 жыл бұрын
get a loife
@christiancinnabars1402
@christiancinnabars1402 5 жыл бұрын
KALAIII1 no u :(
@crazystorm1659
@crazystorm1659 5 жыл бұрын
Relatable gamer moment
@Zorro9129
@Zorro9129 5 жыл бұрын
100,000 games per hour
@JanoyCresvaZero
@JanoyCresvaZero 4 жыл бұрын
That’s a crazy, CRAZY amount of time to dedicate to one content creator. 😐
@waffleless
@waffleless 4 жыл бұрын
43:43 Had me laughing whenever I thought about it
@gen2mediainc.577
@gen2mediainc.577 2 жыл бұрын
700,000 is such a ridiculously large number of games that it is hilarious to imagine
@Roxaschan
@Roxaschan 10 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for the exhaustive subtitles. They're gorgeous and super helpful! Makes the video pop, especially when he's trying to talk along with the wizard, lmao.
@ErasmusMagnusR
@ErasmusMagnusR 9 ай бұрын
Thank you! You can find many more by searching for the Jerma Subtitled playlist
@STINKY1790
@STINKY1790 5 жыл бұрын
Disappointed that the whole part where he tried to get an autoclicker working for chili time was left out but still been waiting so long for this to go on youtube. This stream was amazing.
@SrPelo
@SrPelo 5 жыл бұрын
EAT
@seikancovers9840
@seikancovers9840 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't know sr pelo was a jerma fan, but then again, who isn't?
@davidchu2001
@davidchu2001 4 жыл бұрын
this comment is a little underated
@AHorseThatIsARadish
@AHorseThatIsARadish 4 жыл бұрын
Coming here before your fans start storming here
@ColinKoval
@ColinKoval 4 жыл бұрын
Yo what are you doing here
@ilovesmosh2012
@ilovesmosh2012 4 жыл бұрын
what did he mean by this
@Mr_Spaghetti
@Mr_Spaghetti 5 жыл бұрын
34:15 Is there a doctor on the plane? “Well I live near the doctor’s cafeteria, so yeah hit me, what’s up?”
@dukctape
@dukctape 5 жыл бұрын
This man is having a heart attack! "lol yeah he is"
@jaywornor8567
@jaywornor8567 8 ай бұрын
26:20 I really needed to hear this….why is he so comforting?
@adamofblastworks1517
@adamofblastworks1517 4 жыл бұрын
31:57 "I mean, when does it end?" Never... welcome to wage slave hell.
@82000
@82000 3 жыл бұрын
no matter my ragie, i am still wagie in cagie
@chadwickmcfaggins9734
@chadwickmcfaggins9734 3 жыл бұрын
@@82000 despite all my wage i am still making minimum wage
@proffesionalweredog7426
@proffesionalweredog7426 3 жыл бұрын
we do be livin in a society tho
@Takimeko
@Takimeko 3 жыл бұрын
In less edgy terms: Welcome to the workforce, psycho dwarf streamer
@ferrocentric
@ferrocentric 5 жыл бұрын
35:21 Jesus, that game just unearthed an entire part of my brain. For the longest time I thought it was just some surreal thing I came up with. That was one of the games of my childhood. Jesus, it looks a lot worse nowadays.
@aron1089
@aron1089 5 жыл бұрын
23:49 this is why i love Jerma
@proffesionalweredog7426
@proffesionalweredog7426 3 жыл бұрын
that was actually kinda convincing lol
@yohhh6715
@yohhh6715 2 жыл бұрын
You can really feel the invisible ghost hand
@VoidDestroyer
@VoidDestroyer 5 жыл бұрын
that chili game is the definition of hell
@at0micl0bster
@at0micl0bster 3 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for that mouse
@Sidecutt3
@Sidecutt3 2 жыл бұрын
chilis are pretty hot too, just like hell, yeah... -2 for me
@monkeyfeeshfrog
@monkeyfeeshfrog 2 жыл бұрын
43:17 is so nostalgic we used to have this, polar bowler, space cadet all on our old windows 07 family computer.
@Sefibid
@Sefibid 2 жыл бұрын
7:25 the way his face got red... I have a feeling that he actually solved that puzzle with his powers
@Sefibid
@Sefibid 2 жыл бұрын
20:25 fnf
@belkaberserk
@belkaberserk 5 жыл бұрын
I feel obliged to do this again: 31:22 for the *succ*
@jlavande
@jlavande 5 жыл бұрын
27:43 *Congerlations! Lerwl complete!* That horrible broken English caused me to scream laugh at 6 in the morning. RIP my neighbors
@gastlyyy
@gastlyyy 4 жыл бұрын
TOUCH FLEAG
@liketocodev
@liketocodev 4 жыл бұрын
SORRY BUT HES DEAD NOW
@thatonestockphoto6143
@thatonestockphoto6143 3 жыл бұрын
Sleep deprivation is one hell of a drug
@latiendadepaikawaii
@latiendadepaikawaii 2 жыл бұрын
27:38
@MelRosewood
@MelRosewood 2 жыл бұрын
It sounds like he is either very, _very_ drunk. Or too sober than what he’s used to.
@Funkyent
@Funkyent 5 жыл бұрын
24:45 the real definition of a jerma joke
@Bungord
@Bungord 2 жыл бұрын
The maniacal search for the correct witch image accompanied with the 7 second loop of unsettling flash game type music is such a perfectly crafted sequence
@DeadKraker
@DeadKraker Жыл бұрын
31:01 the way it took me a solid 5 seconds to try to figure out if there were sound affects or was Jerma literally mimicking game sounds he's gotten way too good at that
@Sammie1053
@Sammie1053 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. I've only been seeing clips of the self-slap without context, I had no idea he was pretending to be slapped by someone else. This entire time I just assumed it was a threat. "You don't wanna fight me, man, look what I'll do to MYSELF!"
@L3SSTH4NL33T
@L3SSTH4NL33T 5 жыл бұрын
24:24 is what you're looking for
@klad2860
@klad2860 3 жыл бұрын
boston basher irl
@funky3846
@funky3846 3 жыл бұрын
@@klad2860 the Boston basher reskin....
@guessingguy7865
@guessingguy7865 5 жыл бұрын
Knockoff version of The Entertainer from Chili Time will haunt my dreams
@softdroid1655
@softdroid1655 4 жыл бұрын
And the fact that it never finishes and just loops without concluding... it's upsetting.
@FlCl3000
@FlCl3000 Жыл бұрын
I’m always worried a 10/10 genre changing game is gonna be on one of these. Need germa to play them all so we don’t miss it
@tinglesrosyrupeeland
@tinglesrosyrupeeland Жыл бұрын
FOMO
@Blingo.Blongo
@Blingo.Blongo 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the thumbnail is literally just the cover of an Animorphs Book.
@manintheline5331
@manintheline5331 3 жыл бұрын
Jerma turns in a Giant Rat© on stream
@damiannulance273
@damiannulance273 4 жыл бұрын
33:11 Araki coming up with Weather Report's Heavy Weather
@zacorn5858
@zacorn5858 5 жыл бұрын
Compact steamer breaks his hand and goes insane trying to eat chilis, circa 1477 colorized
@pepealasquid6005
@pepealasquid6005 4 жыл бұрын
Balding compact streamer*
@gamingtime2104
@gamingtime2104 3 жыл бұрын
Compact balding psycho streamer**
@xtdycxtfuv9353
@xtdycxtfuv9353 5 жыл бұрын
45:20 youtube subtitles did jerma dirty
@blxrwtch
@blxrwtch 5 жыл бұрын
Crypto-fash streamer CANCELLED
@meatypatte7125
@meatypatte7125 4 жыл бұрын
Ha
@hivedmind2759
@hivedmind2759 4 жыл бұрын
39:49 shoutout to the lesbians in this cereal box video game
@Birdyboys
@Birdyboys 11 ай бұрын
Lmao thought it was just me
@yuarentlucky
@yuarentlucky 2 ай бұрын
Thinking about them every day.
@AdamKlownzinger
@AdamKlownzinger 2 жыл бұрын
The bit at 21:25 with the piano is genius honestly
@dracomalfoyvevo
@dracomalfoyvevo 5 жыл бұрын
The sequel everyone wanted...
@Smoke393
@Smoke393 5 жыл бұрын
Wolly Jolly Wanker also Banker everyone wanted to see this happen
@fortgame6186
@fortgame6186 5 жыл бұрын
But nobody deserved...
@yamcha9791
@yamcha9791 5 жыл бұрын
@name2 i wanted it :)))))))))))(
@mrfatmanguylel1326
@mrfatmanguylel1326 5 жыл бұрын
I feel chili time is a game that jerma has on the back burner like when he gets bored or tired in comes chili time
@bog0bones
@bog0bones 5 жыл бұрын
Jerma having an existential crisis when learning that there are two t-posing surfing witches is probably in the top five best moments this year.
@m_hat5782
@m_hat5782 3 жыл бұрын
the whole stream was funny but the bit that had me laughing in hysterics the most was probably 'alien ship shoot' 48:00
@HeydarBABA
@HeydarBABA Жыл бұрын
Who would have thought that we would actually get to see Jerma play tennis live on stream.
@seattlevidya
@seattlevidya 5 жыл бұрын
57:43 it happened. he completely lost it. he will never be the same.
@scramblingtheegggs3603
@scramblingtheegggs3603 3 жыл бұрын
The clicking was so hard it actually made me scared
@tatsunote
@tatsunote 5 жыл бұрын
The continuous music during the witch hunt is actuality perfect, it sounds like it should be on an 80s era episode of Unsolved Mysteries.
@obamagaming8315
@obamagaming8315 5 жыл бұрын
Ok I need a ten hour version of this 20:07
@firstnamethelast9452
@firstnamethelast9452 5 жыл бұрын
But....obama .... this will start ww3
@devoncarter613
@devoncarter613 4 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamethelast9452 a small price to pay
@Takimeko
@Takimeko 4 жыл бұрын
21:25 I want a 24 hour version of this.
@gamesux420
@gamesux420 4 жыл бұрын
@@Takimeko PLEASE
@Game_Sometimes
@Game_Sometimes 3 жыл бұрын
We will start ww3
@doctordoggo8604
@doctordoggo8604 4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy how after a certain point in alien ship shoot it is impossible to miss as the ship comes back before the rocket gets out of its path
@AiOinc1
@AiOinc1 2 жыл бұрын
WHAT? Nobody talking about the fact that Jerma not only knows how to play Mahjong but is REALLY good at it?!?!
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