Jerms Against the Machine

Grown ass man playing Mann vs. Machine.
Editor: Vinnysuperg123
@vinnysuperg123
Originally streamed on August 20th, 2023
Main Channel
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Twitch Stream:
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[@Slenderquil]

Jerma is in his "forcing his steamer friends to play games with him" arc and i love it

[@deemp6773]

"Friends"? I think you mean "Peons".

[@yuggoth777]

His Thralls

[@max1mate]

acolytes you mean?

[@Randomlollis]

His goons

[@ken.7019]

his hooligans

[@quaker47]

damn is 2ndjerma finally back on track it hasn't even been 24 hours yet

[@2ndJerma]

We try - Editor Vinny

[@taigas7779]

@@2ndJermahype 2nd jerma responded :)

[@IMosuGoji]

@@2ndJermawoah Vinny vinesauce

[@quaker47]

@@2ndJerma viny vinesase

[@Breezzy.]

@@2ndJerma when is 3rdJerma coming out?

[@readuth1488]

I am surprised Jerma is okay with playing a game featuring such violence against his own kind

[@dipgirl_]

debtors?

[@sapphicseas0451]

scouts

[@readuth1488]

@@dipgirl_ no, robots made to kill

[@thebiolibrary5572]

@@readuth1488 Jerma's a robot? I thought he was a genetic mix of every single person on Earth.

[@dishesabadchannel7049]

Oh I thought you ment people with lead poisoning

[@Broski2445]

jerma coming back to tf2 is like your dad coming back home after buying milk

[@MetalSocks]

That milk must have been expired by now.

[@kevlarmcquevlar]

​@untitled789 Yep, what are the chances that one has two dads and they BOTH disappear for 8 years buying milk :D

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

​@@MetalSocks can now throw it at your enemy to get health back on hit

[@tomturtl]

@@fruitpigenthusiast120 i don't think it's milk...

[@NUFCOfficial]

And the chat is the milk

[@keaton5101]

38:14 i cannot BELIEVE that the phrase "like a diaper" came about once again, in a situation with Ster, completely organically. now THIS is a return to form for the old tf2 content.

[@marmotman151]

Would you say it came when you least expected it?

[@2j_tv10]

@@marmotman151 Like a diaper

[@i_barely_hee-know_her]

What was the original?

[@Hairdresseroctopus22341]

@@i_barely_hee-know_hersearch for “diaper teleporters tf2”

[@Chowdonut]

@@i_barely_hee-know_her diaper teleporter video by ster

[@fordc.2831]

Jerma and ster arguing with everyone present is like eating at the dinner table at your friend’s house and their parents start arguing

[@user-gf7qb6dv2e]

"why couldn't overwatch just do this?" I was skipping through the video and landed on this. pure gold.

[@r10101]

With how things are currently this just hits even harder.

[@thunderspark1536]

@@r10101 "Just make a gad can that makes the enemy explode"

[@OliviaOnline]

it’s a raw line

[@lordlithegreenxiii6140]

IIRC, this was BEFORE OW2 cancelled PvE lol

[@octosquidy4759]

I like them just tossing around 30,000 odd people as a joke

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

Perfectly in character for Jerma

[@chuckbatmangaming]

And Ludwig tryharding the game in the background cuz he's a KZbin Andy and can't participate in the bit

[@fungoidal]

I can't believe Jerma, Vinny, DougDoug, Ludwig, and Poke all laundered viewers this stream and Twitch still hasn't banned them.

[@biggrocc19]

Twitch still hasn't recovered from this

[@futureSydney]

ban wave incoming just wait

[@FatCatCooper]

You think twitch wasn't in on it?

[@Drew_42]

I literally materialized into existence as a grown-ass man thanks to this stream

[@DripDrangonhead]

there's atleast ONE viewer with my face out there and its all thanks to Jerma's viewer laundering scheme

[@DatWingMan]

One of the quickest stream edits to come out after the stream yet! Jerma must have captured more elves.

[@DarkDule1234]

Only person I didn’t like was Ludwig

[@Rz-zu5vf]

Close. Try slaves

[@DatWingMan]

@@DarkDule1234 cool

[@mavvos]

@@DarkDule1234 thanks for sharing with the class

[@l9324]

​@@DarkDule1234Thanks for sharing!

[@eunjinsakoung]

Vinny having a Vinesauce-themed hat is very good

[@luisaazul]

no its not

[@jamjon6616]

@@luisaazulit’s bad actually

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

@@jamjon6616 it is good

[@DogsRNice]

It's fun gus

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@TimeTravelingFetushe's making fun of the other guy dude. You should make fun of him too.

[@alsocool1]

I've never been a meta MvM player, but Jerma giving MvM advice while using The Classic of all sniper weapons is way too funny.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I’m just grateful he didn’t do the “Oh by the way, I’m the sus guy” joke again

[@Slop_Dogg]

He knows they know

[@r0dders]

Oh by the way, he's the Scout guy.

[@vespertilio-ver]

Because he's really the Shpee Guy

[@AdamKlownzinger]

@@vespertilio-vera little bit of shpee

[@TheSilly6403]

He's the C'mon Gwyn guy

[@kelyarr]

OH EVERYBODY WELCOME TO THUNDER MOUN- Tricked you. It's Mann vs. Machine and Jerma's a phlog pyro.

[@owendispensa8953]

The fact that all streamers now think Jerma is the final say in TF2 must be some sort of twilight zone big-brother nightmare for ster. He was always the better player back in the golden years and even had a larger following for a long time. His videos were essentially the quintessential TF2 content on the internet for a long stretch of time.

[@Mobcertainty]

This. I really think it bothered him, to the point he started to lash out at jerma. Its really sad to see star ripping on jerma in front of these other streamers just to get them to like him.

[@NikolasoGames]

@@Mobcertainty Was it really though?

[@samueldelacroix6358]

@@Mobcertainty He's always done this, unfortunately. He's really sensitive/insecure about Jerma being better at anything, always has been. He hit some pretty peak sweaty tryhard moments back in the day while Jerma just loved goofing off. If you watch the "Jerma is mad" series, Ster even tries to frame Jerma as an angry tryhard while he's genuinely just trying to have fun, meanwhile Ster is sweating trying everything to ruin his game experience. Jerma even says it outright in a video,"I don't like playing TF2 with you cause you always join the enemy team and focus me really hard and make the game unfun."

[@christianmogol960]

Wow grown ass men assuming e-celeb relationships

[@ashtimbog]

@@samueldelacroix6358This is all ironic right guys? I'm not laughing at serious posts i'm laughing at funny jerma is a psychopath

[@captaintryhard5891]

I was watching jerma play tf2 back when i was 14. Im now halfway through my twenties and cant express how much jerma playing this game influenced me and my friends humor.

[@TheSilverWolf1998]

same

[@strongbadman2]

The fact that this stream happened at all puts a tear in my eye

[@secretgarbage6581]

Remember when Star_ was the main character and Jerma was the goofy sidekick?

[@PistenDeer]

I used to watch STAR_ and Jerma videos before playing TF2 to prevent myself from raging too hard

[@daisycarbonell]

Same for me, but roll back the age about 5 years and it was just me since I had no friends at the time lmao. It's cool to see how far this guy has come and I still get to watch and enjoy him for who he is.

[@imBailout]

This was such a powerhouse of a streamer lineup. Hope some Jerma viewers become interested in some of the other members, and vice versa

[@crackedemerald4930]

You sound suspiciously normal

[@ImNotFine44]

Who are the other dudes?

[@PochitaJoint]

​@@ImNotFine44 Ster, Vinny, Poke, Ludwig and Dougdoug

[@sunflowertheog]

@@PochitaJoint read dougdoug as "douchebag" and was like wtf did dougdoug do LMAO

[@ketra1504]

​@@sunflowertheogHe didn't put on the bunny suit

[@Gormfeld]

Jerma straight up looking like a foreign English teacher in Japan.

[@Fridge_Fiend]

He does indeed look like every white guy with brown hair ever

[@mitsuki7164]

why is this so specific but so accurate 😂

[@chair5728]

Embodiment of the JET program

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

JermAbroad In Japan

[@McDoubleFunny]

lmao he just needs windsor glasses and he’s Otacon

[@buddyisbored2355]

This is a classic jerma and star video but with 4 hostages

[@judeofford]

loved watching jerma intermittently trying to explain each class while everyone ignores him

[@l_ukers]

I can’t believe jerma unboxed 5 unusuals in a row and got three golden pans, he’s so lucky!

[@rightnut6270]

I'd hire Jerma as a birthday clown

[@CaraCreations1000]

you can

[@nicolasprudhon7544]

hire him as funeral clown.. dark and twisted...

[@ianalvord3903]

@@CaraCreations1000 If you're rich!

[@everythingilikerules]

Why is KZbin asking to translate your comment

[@azechase6597]

Dude, imagine being a grown ass man and watching this video

[@strangeshotgun]

Imagine watching Jerma as a 26-year-old college dropout and remembering doing the same thing at 14 and all of the aspirations you had at the time which you have long since given up on

[@strangeshotgun]

25:00 here’s the time stamp btw for anyone who wants it

[@misterrogerroger5537]

I don't NEED to imagine 😎

[@absolutezerochill2700]

b-but you dropped out of college because you have a good guaranteed job and career path right? right?@@strangeshotgun

[@singledigitdan]

at 22:25 we can see that jerma, the tf2 expert and coach, has purchased metal regen.

[@captaintryhard5891]

Oh WOW newer fans wouldn't even know that Jerma was originally a fictional character called "the scout" before escaping into our world

[@Frainyxo]

the true experience of this stream was being passed from streamer to streamer like a child being returned from their parent's house after the weekend is over

[@redbuck1385]

Divorce child experience

[@-drome]

This kind of collab really spotlights Star's instinctive ability to reframe Jerma's jokes into the ramblings of a madman. E x q u i s i t e.

[@chuckbatmangaming]

Reframe?

[@nostalgia_junkie]

​@@chuckbatmangaminguhhh, recontextualization. like, i farted after dinner but my brother says i pooped my pants.

[@dremovremen1764]

​@@nostalgia_junkieI did not, stop lying.

[@Battle_Droid_26]

Amazing how Jerma is known as the og tf2 tuber yet plays the game always in the most unoptimal way possible

[@dustykh]

The fact that vinny made the exact same joke as diaper teleporter really makes me think time is cyclical

[@ehehehehehe9661]

.....like a diaper.

[@Oceanman705]

ster was the highlight of this megacollab despite all the big names he was just so funny

[@greencomet2011]

I love how Vinny even has the mushroom hat. Also Star and Vinny sharing the same stream gives me life!

[@iyona2305]

They’re gonna make a Wolf of Wall Street-esque movie based around twitch streamers pulling a pyramid scheme trying to raid each other

[@TheChurchOfDinoJesus]

Ludwig getting rage at not being able to raid was the best part of watching his POV live.

[@jeremyquiros5483]

Dude imagine being a grown ass man and streaming on KZbin

[@DISCONSOLATION]

@@jeremyquiros5483Bro commenting On Le Grown Man Ass Cideo

[@MultiCynicalBastard]

Star said "diapers" in that voice and I got so scared jerma was about to teleport into a death pit

[@jsunksnat]

I remember i pulled an all-nighter and around 6am i saw a notification for this stream and as an avid jerma and tf2 fan i was simply overjoyed

[@ILOVEMEN6969.]

Same omg

[@FoxeyeValkyrie]

This collab is like a group of people at a family get together and they all just make the same joke for 6 hours because it was funny the first time.

[@gutwads]

Omfg “banthatguey” with the reverb I’m dying 30:40

[@easytos]

I appreciate Ster trying to make this collab like the real MVM with randoms experience lol

[@noaag]

11:19 jerma visibly lunging at his prey like a frog trying to catch a fly

[@lezzei]

the few seconds of pure chaos at 29:36 is so funny

[@FSousA7X]

truly an aquatic moment

[@faland0069]

CLIP IT, QUICK!

[@keaton5101]

vinny and ster in the same video is the crossover i knew i needed

[@SnipesMcFinley]

I swear, Jerma985 and ster_ talk like a couple who have been divorced for two decades. I love it

[@dampierre99]

This is exactly like two nephews asking their two umcles to play a video game that the uncles have played a lot

[@Reisen_Inaba]

30:20 Star meant to move the _sentry_ there, lol

[@thebluewhale8891]

Never thought I'd see Jerma and especially Star return to TF2 together, but I'm here to enjoy it. Btw, I LOVE the new axe murderer hair, Jerma!

[@rowanhawkes7218]

Jerma, Vinesauce, and DougDoug, truly a Jerma moment of all time

[@FlawedbyDesign777]

4:57 new dysphoria unlocked

[@robbieboydudeguy]

Thank you editor Vinny for your grindset. We know it can be hard

[@lcslndmt]

Jerma refering to Finding Nemo as an "aquatic movie" is one of the most Jerma things he's ever said

[@matthijs2981]

"You guys reacted like I said I was gay and you're all conservative" holy fuck this sent me.

[@Raremuffins1]

watching this live and also watching the reruns at all angles just gives me such a warm feeling. STAR_ and Jerma are my childhood and them playing TF2 again is just making so excited to see whats next in there streams. Also recently I've been liking/found Ludwig recently and him joining the fun really puts a smile on my face. The TF2 Veterans are showing the noobs the ropes in a game that has more room for jokes than ever.

[@svennevs5740]

Careful liking Ludwig may get the Jermamites on your back. It is forbidden.

[@sendtome157]

holy shit the fact that the only other mvm from jerma and ster ALSO mentions diapers, and ster remembers tHAT

[@KimiOmega]

Referring to "Finding Nemo" as "That one aquatic movie" is the greatest thing.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I love how Jerma almost never acknowledges he's literally Scout

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

this was the chance for ster and doug to bond over shitting themselves on stream

[@draguladriver]

the fact jerma mains the classic and the tribalman's shiv and uses the squasher hitsound is more proof that he is completely insane

[@Brontosaurus69]

Grownass Men Vs Machine

[@nameynamename3758]

victorian lord hair: banned count chocula: no ban it's "cool"

[@MrMoriardy]

Every time Jerma says inFInite instead of INfinite I have to go squeeze an ice cube in my fist really hard until my emotions subside.

[@bingoccolon]

'like a diaper' was said during an mvm game, all is well

[@Hoodles321]

Nice to see grown ass men playing tf2 again. Plus I’ve been a big fan of DougDoug for a while and he has rapidly joined every group

[@Fridge_Fiend]

Bagababoosh

[@WarDoctor42]

fastest turnaround on a jerma stream to 2ndjerma video in history

[@dontgetmestarted7297]

If i had a nickel for every time diapers were talked about with Jerma in MvM i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s strange it’s happened twice

[@Dustyink]

Imagine being a grown man and listening to someone talk about imagining about imagining grown men

[@azechase6597]

Grown ass man imagining grown men

[@jeremyquiros5483]

I love when my favorite streamers come together and discuss important topics like jelqing

[@M4RCUS320]

How after all these years is this the first time I’m hearing Jerma impersonate the spy 😂

[@GameBooAdvancePlus]

they were just having so much fun the whole time I loved it.

[@bamhkeny3855]

love this guy!

[@CaraCreations1000]

love this guy!

[@Innuya]

love this guy!

[@RoommatesPlayGames]

elsker den her fyr!

[@kingtut5520]

Watching the engie never pick up his sentry, run towards the bomb, and then run away and replace it was killing me.

[@militarykobold]

God i was not expecting the M&M's Santa reference at 7:55

[@C4r1s5a]

As a Sniper main, 3:44 fucking killed me

[@cccapuno]

never guessed jerma would go as low as to promote gambling addiction

[@Fridge_Fiend]

He's got that Mr Green in him

[@2Dtube1]

"Ohh everybody, welcome to Mann vs. Machine!" Tricked you, it's crates and we're all opening them.

[@jackshadowbrowse]

6:52 the greedy grinner appears

[@HighfireGuys2]

Never thought he'd ever play with Douglas Douglas

[@Fridge_Fiend]

He already did in his house flipper competition stream Also played with RTgame which was surprising. Now all he needs to do is play with CallMeKevin

[@biggumstevens1784]

I missed this group watching them all together makes everything more fun.

[@MegaClaymore123]

vid should have been named "raid against the machine" tbh

[@QuinnTaran]

My name is Duncan and I have never once expected to hear it said that many times in a single Jerma stream

[@xayax7920]

_THIS GUY IS MELTING ME!_

[@NotDuggyman]

Doug doing the raiding bit again is so funny

[@koiuoolj]

It feels like i was 14 again but i am not.... anymore.. Life goes on and in the bad days, days get harder and no one cares but thats life, everybody got their own problems, but the way you are, the way you make your streams, that's amazing and unique but im sure u know that, thank you guy who edits these videos and thank you jerma, for being something in my life that i will never forget... Jerma4life

[@sully.mathis]

watching him crits the heavy for the tank hurt so much

[@Cowpowblaow]

hahahahaha and the face he makes all while not knowing the tank has bullet resist xD

[@paintedpig3021]

Jerma looks he'd be ghostface in a Scream movie

[@Starlit_Juno]

His head is shaped like mask

[@ammi5311]

grown ass man searching jelq on bing

[@Blingo.Blongo]

Jerma is looking mighty slick this stream

[@Spanishdog17]

29:10 “HOW’D THEY GET UP HERE?” Can somebody explain to Jerma what stairs are?

[@BierBart12]

Man, all the internet funnymen I've loved for a decade being friends makes me happy

[@saynomore8795]

Greedy Grinner exchanges infamous gym bod hair for flowing greasy locks

[@gctypo2838]

Not even five minutes in and he's doing exactly what I did trying to introduce this game to my brother

[@joe-sc2ff]

25:00 grown ass man playing the spy class in a 16 year old game

[@kittytreats6536]

It's nice to see Jerma play TF2 again as a grown ass man.

[@norXmal]

Technically, TF2 wasn't the first to introduce loot boxes, but they definitely put the concept on the grand stage, exacerbating the problem. EA started at least a year before TF2, you also got Zynga that started earlier than that, with their web-based games.

[@FatCatCooper]

Adhd special interest stream was such a call out

[@victoriouswinner7745]

jerma looks like he just grabbed his hair and rotated it a little

[@noobnoob8922]

The supposed L "dunston checks in" joke was a hidden w because it refers to videogamedunkey calling Winston.. dunston.

[@Blizzard199X]

13:10 courage the cowardly dog when something goes awry

[@samrudolph1113]

I own a microscope and I use it to look at moss.

[@Pigness7]

Why yes I already watched the vod and a fan edit, and yes I'm going to watch this too.

[@sodaman5465]

Why did he stop gambling

[@ninja8077]

12:06 truer words have never been spoken Ster