George Carlin *People Who Ought To Be Killed* Stand Up Comedy Reaction

[@TheNeonParadox]

I've loved Carlin since way before I was old enough to be watching Carlin. Bits like this are why.

[@christhornycroft3686]

George was hilarious because in and amongst the great commentary, he sprinkled in needlessly dark jokes. Love it.

[@jillians1138]

Whenever I need a dose of Carlin, this is the clip I come back to. Gives me lots of laughs and makes me feel better about myself lol 😂

[@johncurtis7186]

“Believe it or not, George isn’t at home” 😂

[@polipolimaui]

Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home.

[@reggieoverton4437]

OH F*CK, HE WOULD BE THE FIRST TO CALL OUT dumb dump trump & the gop... abd wouldn't stop until he was satisfied, FOR SURE...

[@DrClawizdead]

@@polipolimaui The little dance he does where he says "Where could I be?" is so funny!

[@StephenNason-yk9mr]

He could be if you let him in. Check out his performance on social media.

[@StephenNason-yk9mr]

We can still appreciate his bluntness and love of language, which I do!

[@handsomestik]

Grumpy Carlin is the best

[@Loonaticx]

You say grumpy, I say experienced

[@DavidClark-es1ww]

Right ON,. George,...RIP, Sir!😤

[@jeffcornelison888]

George Carlin is the true OG of comedy. You can watch the same skits over and over again and still laugh your ass off!

[@Dreyden-]

George Carlin was a very interesting person. He could mix comedy and philosophy into his stand-ups.

[@katec8796]

George Carlin - Extreme Human Behavior and/or George Carlin - Man Stuff...both are brilliant ;)

[@jillians1138]

My favourite thing here is how George introduces each group of crazy/stupid folks: “Here are some more musical vermin whose mothers we wish had medical plans that included abortions!” “Here are some more people that deserve an inoperable tumour at the base of their spines…” 🤣🤣🤣

[@MarkTitus420]

You guys might want to do a reaction to "Dogma". It's a full Hollywood line-up with George Carlin as well, playing the most unexpected role of a cardinal.

[@KurtAnderson812]

Damn I wish he was still around to talk about the insanity that is life in 2020

[@willymoist5197]

Oh he would have an absolute field day with all of this haha

[@reggieoverton4437]

I put my my reply comment under someone else's commenting damn I don't feel like retyping it... it's under John Curtis John Curtis read it

[@Antiguan2222]

Dude we all wish that, that would be amazing!!

[@willemthijssen1082]

It's only gotten worse, which means that Carlin would have had an absolute field day

[@debbers]

Hello my Canadian Neighbors! This is my first time sitting in with you today and I want to thank you for allowing me to do that! I enjoyed the time I spent here with you guys and you both have great personalities! I'm from Michigan! I subscribed and left a like for you while I was here! I loved your little stories after the video! We did learn about debt when we were in school in the 1960's, sadly kids know nothing about this these days, they don't pay their bills and wonder why the owner of their apartment wants them to move out! It's really ridiculous!

[@damonbryan7232]

Carlin is the best Equal opportunity offender

[@boejiden7093]

Indian parents LOVE those bumper stickers. When I was a kid, we used to see those stickers and everytime I did, i’d get a long ass lecture from my parents about it.

[@Skyhi.Visuals]

2 neighbors... great fucking name, so funny . Gotta love 2021 . 2 guys drinking a beer watching comedy.. starting a second stream of income at the same time 😂

[@isaiahbangura4421]

He never laughs because it is all true.

[@reggieoverton4437]

It was his mental therapy being onstage and expressing the things that he feel without without criticism or hurting anyone's feelings because his comedy laugh laugh laugh laugh a cab meter should only be a couple of feelings that a person should be feeling when being entertained by a comic or comedian that's euphoria and happiness. you feel high and laughing it males me makes you feel so good... it's great

[@ryanolsen294]

@@reggieoverton4437 ?

[@StephenNason-yk9mr]

He mirrored our fears, lives, loves, concerns and while some of his comments were hurtful when I first heard and saw him perform, I soon learned (usually from friends telling me such things) not to take it seriously. That doesn't mean it won't be taken as hurtful, but realize that he just was showing us how we are many times. Still, he is a genius doing what he loved doing, making people laugh. That's ultimately a comics job

[@mikebunner3498]

George's humor was savage, but I loved it. He spoke the truth. Many folks nowadays cannot handle this truth. He was savage.

[@bfreefles]

Subscribed bc you said "George Carlin... Staple on our channel" Also y'all are funny/cute to laugh along with

[@CanadiansReact]

Why thank you! Yes George Carlin was our first reaction video on this channel and it for sure wasn’t our last! -Adam

[@MJ-lf3tr]

GC, just named all your friends..lol😜 Tucker..

[@nunosoares2329]

Rest in peace George. :-(

[@stelaovcica7055]

Hahahahahahaa he's great!!!! Love him!

[@Lockandkey45]

Rip George Carlin love u brother .

[@joeryan7024]

Oh no!!! I sort my garbage, jog with my dog and I love Steely Dan! What going to happen!!!!! They say knowing is half the battle.

[@SoloGuitar1000]

@22:51 The main purpose of schools and college is to get you a job, not to teach you about life. Teaching you about life is your parent's job.

[@walkingwounded3824]

Fair enough, but I enjoyed the "rant"!

[@dariuswoodard4829]

Why not both ?? Your parents aren't always best suited to teach certain things about life and maybe through seeing or learning something from teachers provides another perspective for a kids mind to bounce off of

[@Eshelion]

What about orphans then? But in general yeah, main role of schools is teaching things which may be of use in future job.

[@Nyx_2142]

Main purpose of school is to teach you whatever the department of education has on their stupid fucking agenda that year. The purpose of college is to scam stupid teenagers out of as much money as possible before tossing your stupid debt-riddled ass into an oversaturated job market where you chances of getting a job for your actual degree is slim to none.

[@mommys3bratz]

I love the end of his shows cuz he always pointed out the truth of what is really happening in the world without saying by who! Now today if he did that holy crap he'd be canceled for hurting someone's feelings! I really miss George Carlin! Greatest Comedian ever!

[@victormanuelmonterroso-mir9502]

Wow this one ☝️ he really went all out, lol 😂 Bang 💥 Bang 💥

[@robertking1293]

I have everything he's done, we could all use him right now

[@geraldstephens16]

Hr got those jokes about the self-help/motivational industries from going with his daughter, who was into that stuff.

[@danielduran201]

With George Carlin, sooner or later he's going to rip into something we do or did at some point in our lives. Once we understand that, we can laugh at the remaining 95% of his shows. Good job guys.

[@JC-es5un]

You guys should check out Bill Hicks, he was a legend

[@zachmatthews1249]

I seriously hate that KZbin will not let me see when you guys post videos I have to catch it after the fact or actually go and look you up even after checking and making sure I have that notification Bell clicked I'm following you LOL like the video and commented KZbin just seems to refuse to let me have any good content I want to wake up and see LOL❤️ love you guys you guys are awesome ❤️

[@CanadiansReact]

That's so annoying! Well hope it works itself out :) Thanks for the kind words!

[@MitchellPatrick333]

Awesome! Just Awesome! Good job guys! 😁

[@tomclem1]

just the fact you guys love George Carlin deserves a sub. and a like

[@johncurtis7186]

Yes, part of that routine you’ve previously reacted to..... I believe it was the one with Blue Tooth and Answering Machines in the title. Still, plenty of stuff here, that was a new reaction.

[@mrscary3105]

Kevin Smith got a pass on some of this. (He and George had been close) :)

[@szqsk8]

We had that model tv when I was growing up!

[@just-lito]

This was a great reaction - I'm hoping you will react to "Hot and Crazy MATRIX / Cute and Money MATRIX." Thumbs up to you both!

[@mandypandy2911]

I miss old school landline phones 😣😆

[@UrielManX7]

High school should have a class that prepares and teaches about the hellish life they're gonna have when they have to take students loans in order to pay for a sub par education on college, just to have a degree they won't be able to make use of, because every business o corporation they seek work in, will ask them for 10 years of experience and then they'll have to move in back with their parents and work at the local McDonald's (which they're already familiar since that was one of the 10 part time job they had to take in order to pay the loans).

[@CoachJasonCurtis]

Carlin is the 🐐

[@hectorportal3406]

GEORGE WAS IT !!....?.END OF THE LINE

[@d34d10ck]

School is there to teach you how to learn. There's no point in teaching kids actual knowledge, since the world is changing so quickly nowadays. What you've learned today will be outdated 5 years later already. The only thing you really need to know is how to learn new things by yourself, because that's what you'll be doing all the time. So what schools are actually teaching is the "learning process" and for that the basics are completely fine. Besides, the basics are more useful, than people think.

[@SoloGuitar1000]

The best lesson I got from school is "learning how to learn." It doesn't matter if what you're learning at he moment is useless, you need to develop skills to eventually know how to teach yourself. When you're on your own, there isn't anybody there to hold your hand and walk you through what you need to know to live.

[@d34d10ck]

@@SoloGuitar1000 Exactly. It also tries to teach you the scientific method, so that your decisions will be based on logical deductions and not based on feelings. Something that doesn't seem to be working judging by todays society.

[@MrsHyde92]

Greatest contemporary philosopher!!! If only people listened and paid attention to his words...! He's telling the TRUTH! 👏👏👏

[@robertk2007]

An American treasure he was

[@jimtatro6550]

Please check out Hello and Goodbye or Have a Nice Day from Carlin, both are classic!

[@celestialphantom7684]

You guys should also react to the internet historian. Love the reactions by the way.

[@CanadiansReact]

Thank you so much! We love that you love them! :)

[@kens32052]

It used to take longer to pay with a credit card than with a check.

[@AHAFHZS]

Please react to “George Carlin- Rats and Squealers” it’s a rare material George carlin

[@graceknight2471]

A few years ago I made a bumper sticker for my car that said, PROUD PARENT OF A CHILD WHO NEVER ATE A TIDE POD.

[@428chase]

PEEING ON MY FLOWERS A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer." "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. " Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing ."OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays."

[@screwmuckduck8905]

I hope you reacted to War on Homelessness, also a very good bit

[@lawsonic]

First time watching..there are bigger TV's out there

[@GrotesqueGardener]

Best to luck to the channel. Hope it blows up. First time watcher. Buddy on the left may not be the dude for reaction videos if he laughs every 2 minutes. Hope you guys find your funny, Patrice O'Neil is always good :)

[@CanadiansReact]

Thanks for the compliment and bringing me down at the same time 🤣 - Adam (guy on the left)

[@Sam-pv7bd]

I never understand why some people say "we can't come to the phone right now” or any variation of that phrase on their answering machines. Of course you can't come to the phone, if you could come to the phone, you would have answered it.

[@StormsparkPegasus]

When he's talking about credit cards...back in those days, they had to call a number, and you had to take an imprint of the card. It took forever. That's why he's complaining. Today, in the day of debit cards, it's instant and faster than cash, so I'm sure he'd be ok with that today. You have to take his complaints knowing the time he made them and what was involved with credit cards then.

[@_eclipz_]

Wish i had G as a teacher in school man...

[@pamelajordan2890]

My son's name is Tyler Jordan,😁😸♥️

[@kylemartin6300]

React to George Carlin’s list of impolite words

[@bipolarewok]

I started looking in the comments to see if anyone in the "weak name" list commented on the joke and you were the first to appear, but you didn't

[@JPMadden]

I'm 51 and I hope to live long enough to see society as a whole realize that it should stop with all of the stupid baby names.

[@divinekargbo2646]

Did I just hear the Seth rogen laugh?

[@johnnybeer3770]

What part of Canada do you guys live in ?

[@CanadiansReact]

TORONTO 🇨🇦 😃

[@Itsant33]

Adam is so cute

[@CanadiansReact]

☺️ thank you 🙏🏻-Adam

[@Itsant33]

@@CanadiansReact of course teddy

[@Sunny-jz3dy]

I've never understood why common sense need to know information is Not taught in schools! Something as basic as balancing your bank account is not taught!!! How to manage your money in general! That way credit card issues can be avoided! But I don't think it's a coincidence that they offer those credit cards to college students! They want you spending & accumulating debt! I do believe this is done on purpose!

[@JerryM-p2v]

Add justin to this list

[@averymurray4722]

If only he was still around for the current situations today.

[@ZATennisFan]

Oh the material he would have

[@Captainmisfit-vn5kk]

Can you guy’s React to Gabriel Iglesias racist gift basket story please

[@clarionblur]

He hated everything.

[@hectorportal3406]

HE WAS THE BEST😂

[@mandypandy2911]

Btw, Steely Dan is awesome 😆

[@vovindequasahi]

I don't think the kind of Self-Help and Motivational books Carlin was referring to was the same as what it refers to now. Back then motivational and self-help books were more of the TV-Shop variety, with talking to yourself in a mirror, and stuff like that. Today these names for books refer more to like you said Tony Robbins stuff, which are more about using the Law of Attraction to achieve goals for yourself. Back in the day when Carlin did this, the techniques and technology behind the current stuff are things like quantum physics, NLP, visualization, and removing belief-blockages, which were basically unknown to the masses, still locked behind key and accessible only to secret Governmental programs and Hermetic Societies. I'm just saying...

[@SKEggert818]

He 4got to say Cher

[@Tijuanabill]

Yeah, cash takes longer now, because the clerk can't count anymore.

[@travis8850]

I've watched a lot of your guys' videos and I have to say, you two look like straight up biological brothers. Not just neighbors. You need to figure out which one of your father's went off into the woods with the other one's mother. Lol.

[@reggieoverton4437]

Wanna 👀SEE👀 me shoot??? OOPs, I can't... I'm a GIRL... hahahahahahahas... R.I.P. c.h. ONLY cuz we have the same B-DAY... THE ENDING IS THE BEST... the same thing I say about aliens, they don't want no part of this bullshit in the USA

[@CharlesDecker-k4f]

👴🤷🏼🤦🏼

[@CharlesSmithwick]

Your videos. Too. Much. Laughing. Can. Here

[@kylestubbs8867]

Have you reacted to "If Google was a Guy" yet? Hilarious series by CollegeHumor.

[@thomaswest7746]

The Government dosen't want them to think for them self's look at what happened through President Trump's term

[@xadam2dudex]

I thought I heard a little Canadian accent out of Ryan .. Are you from Canada ?

[@CanadiansReact]

Ohhh yeah!!! 🇨🇦 pride! -Adam