3-2 ULTRAKILL (dedicated to my girlfriend :3)

[@realkomic]

update: we were both quite surprised that this video got 750 views

[@terriblegame_dev]

this is clearly fake, no ultrakill player would have a girlfriend, let alone want one. (they want minos prime instead)

[@Xerviihere]

"Girlfriend"? What is that?

[@terriblegame_dev]

@Xerviihere a woman.

[@Xerviihere]

@@terriblegame_dev what's a woman?

[@terriblegame_dev]

@@Xerviihere a woman is a human being but different. (preferably with [REDACTED] and a coinslot to replace to plug)

[@NotH4llow]

@@terriblegame_dev a coinslot? waittt so like if i use the marksman on it does it open a secret level?! (8-S, parenthood)

[@astralwormboi]

1:10 hope this is gonna be you and her fr👍

[@realkomic]

:3

[@astralwormboi]

@realkomic should i congragulate you in 9 months?

[@realkomic]

@@astralwormboi BAHAHAHA

[@astralwormboi]

@@realkomic so no or yes

[@realkomic]

@@astralwormboi sure why not 😭

[@TreeLover-69420]

What a wonderful POV documentary about a bluetooth device succesfully invading the local mayors backyard 👍

[@realkomic]

close enough 🙃

[@That_1_bean]

WOMAN?!

[@realkomic]

yes.

[@YumiNakatina-z3s]

i never belived a woman would play ultrakill... i tried everyting to make 1 play AND İ DİD İT but they quit 2 days later :(

[@realkomic]

i got a friend with 33 hours on ultrakill who just so happens to be a woman, no clue what you're on about there mate :3

[@YumiNakatina-z3s]

@@realkomic she is not woman then

[@realkomic]

@@YumiNakatina-z3s 😭🙏

[@YumiNakatina-z3s]

@@realkomic im experienced.

[@eltikas]

but did he got bested by that thing?

[@realkomic]

i can confirm that gabriel ultrakill got bested by that thing

[@Robert_T0]

:3

[@realkomic]

:3

[@astralwormboi]

@@realkomic :3

[@realkomic]

@@astralwormboi :3