3-27-17 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #15

Was up til 7 am getting this up. Link in bio. Talking Madison WI. Hair combin touchers. Thanks to the hero who let me know i covered Pizzagate twice. Was runnin on neck thoughts.
Listen, Subscribe, and im always open to constructive suggestions to make it better. Thank u! And thanks for the calls from the young skeet squad thats dealin with issues. I been there fellas. Im still there. Stay woke dont choke ya spoke!
Next wk ima talk about manhood and bout a snakeoil salesman who took my neighborhood for hundreds with a glitter mining scheme when i was child. Get back to some funny after this seriousness. Thanks for going on this little journey with me. Im not sure where we are headed, but i feel we are moving forward.
And for anyone questioning wether they have porn and/or masturbation addiction/issues this place is a great place to start to reclaim yourself --- bit.ly/2iOMd1J
Keep in touch. Hit the hotline. [phone]

[@mattstoker4975]

I am so glad I saw that podcast with you and Joe Rogan. You are one hell of a storyteller and your vernacular really adds to it!

[@franciscor390]

Matt Stoker God I'm so grateful for that too, man Theo is such an amazing guy.

[@andrewmcritchie514]

"Peediophiles" haha gets me everytime

[@Gursers14]

Andrew McRitchie Technically he’s saying it correctly. “Ped-oh” means feet, “Peed-oh” actually means children.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Podcast name maybe? "Theo-retically Speakin' "

[@introspectah]

Nice. Or Theo rhetorically speaking.

[@introspectah]

Or Theo rhetoric. Or Theoretic rhetoric.

[@introspectah]

Though he speaks more from experience than theory, so that's not entirely correct. Theology!

[@Rickardio_]

raleighman3000 that's a good one.

[@danielrhodes7134]

Seriously, this is a good idea.

[@DammitCrispin]

The intro is too fucking funny lol Love this shit.

[@RR-wq3pq]

JRE, Fighter and the Kid, Joey Diaz and now Theo Von! Thanks von for adding more great content to my week. Subscribed!

[@RR-wq3pq]

Good looking out lilartg! I just watched a episode of Tiger Belly. Freaking hilarious

[@RR-wq3pq]

Chris Delia's Podcast "Congratulation" is random thoughts vocalized! Just so happens to be freaking genius! Thanks - Joseph

[@MrRaw4life]

this guys podcast is about to blow up

[@stxp-_-2572]

You were right

[@frankkirkman5994]

​@@stxp-_-2572he was very right.

[@a2-387]

Thanks for keeping me laughing bro. I've been dealing with inner ear issues for 3 weeks now and I feel like I'm losing my mind. Your comedy and youtube vids have helped me to keep my mind off of the frustration of it all. Your honesty about depression and self doubt are really relatable, I've had a lifetime of battling my inner dialogue so it's comforting to know there are other people out there fighting a similar fight.

[@rebel107]

"Roll the ball!!! You ain't gettin' this ass son!!"

[@blaine5677]

I listen to a lot of podcast at work and yours is one of the best. Please keep doing what your doing Theo!

[@GrahamRowe]

I want you to win bro. Keep at it.

[@SadBoys.1996]

thank goodness it's monday. absolutely could listen to theo talk for hours XD

[@mull3286]

I could listen to you talk all day. Please keep doing these. You have great insight mixed with a great sense of humor.

[@Donhilskier6]

Just keep doing this consistently. Don't give up! You have one of those voices where I instantly laugh and like you.

[@TheHoran1234]

What a genuine guy Theo is; a breath of fresh air.

[@evergreenrider]

wud up dog! I look forward to these every week bruh

[@Aaron-lb2kp]

Love this dude. One of the only legit southern comics I can relate to. Found out about him on Joe Rogan and realized he was on a show I watched growing up. All the best, Theo. You seem like a good guy.

[@TheCoop1103]

First heard of you from the JRE, been watching everything you've put out. Just like Joey CoCo Diaz, I'm just happy that a character like you exists. Keep grinding brother, no doubt you'll be huge.

[@MrTwatwaffle007]

For some reason I think he could pass as Tom Brady's distant cousin. Lol

[@DammitCrispin]

Tbh Dave Chappell's new stand up was dope but I laughed way harder on your stand up special. You're hands down my favorite comic.

[@jeffreysullivan9136]

Theo man, you really have a way with words. Love the show man.

[@Peter-di4kz]

Great stuff, Theo. Keep it up, bruh. Thanks for doing these!

[@jamescody7956]

New fav podcast, love it!

[@everlast40ben22]

the last time i heard theo von talk a dude asked him about lifeguards,he said'' a lifeguard is basicly a pedophile with a wizzle'' i almost choked.....im from amsterdam holland im dutch theo you need to stop talking about dudes lookin dutch lol. im a fan homie and i feel your comedy,, unlike many americans i watched your stand up since the beginning....happy birthday b.t.w

[@symbiot888]

You keep that heart pumping big T. Godspeed.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

I lived under single payer health system for 6 years in Europe. Worked great, no long waits, very low deductibles. Plus we already have Medicare here in the US, which works very well.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

no, i'm american, born and raised. white 10th generation american.medicare is regarded as one of the better programs. you should google it. if it has issues, its partly due to the growing number of Americans over age 65.

[@TheDavedevil619]

I am digging the camera angle changes!!

[@rollandhawsee3740]

Thank you for being you Theo!!!

[@AAMGG]

Theo, I think you are doing an awesome job exposing this problem in todays world and how it affects modern men. I see that you are getting quite a following. Also, Alabama Shakes are da bomb!! Peace and Love from Slovenia

[@Ceegfor3]

Awesome episode. Great suggestions as always. I used to work at Winn Dixie and I would see similar stuff. They need to put a no masturbation sign somewhere on the property

[@Dem0disc]

I lose my shit at every intro lol Great work Theo, story teller extraordinaire. Love from the UK bro!

[@FRANCOipf]

Neighbour Day !!! - Genius !!!

[@MrMIDWEST323213]

Damn bruh loving the ramble good bless

[@tc7666]

"roll the ball man you aint getting none of this ass" LMAO

[@TheGunnerj95]

born and raised in South FLORIDA if he didn't hit it spot on. man a lot of swords and anarchy

[@rhinoproof]

great idea about teaching children respect Theo. Take note parents!

[@aleksandarmarkovic1013]

I could listen for hours too =O)

[@fpsLyle]

Thanks for the help Theo

[@torkilbrrs3454]

"If everybody is killing whales with hammers n shit, u cant be out there swimming around with hardware dude" Class advice Theo, class!

[@stevenfjaxsen8464]

Theo! You gotta start getting some guests on! I know with absolute certainty that you doing the "interviewing" will be fuckin hilarious!!

[@ALEKSONEARTH]

dude you have me dying - how many people you know that are addicted to some new balances and hard richards?

[@upperechelon4810]

Theo & Joey Diaz on shrooms was belly-laughing comedy. Radio 📻 Gold

[@allusionassemblyline8549]

Theo you make me laugh so fucking hard it ridiculous

[@ohoto3896]

That Wisconsin handshake.

[@sirodinz]

Roll the ball breh. You ant getting this ass. Greatness

[@coon3869]

The funniest man alive

[@alexg3405]

I'm straight... but this guys voice is fuckin hot

[@lucasacevedo2790]

Theo when you coming to Chicago brotha? I need to go to a show haha.

[@mafv5525]

Theo for president!

[@lukaswint7067]

you the funniest guy I watched in ages theo fucking crack me up! love from a English southern lad!

[@BTLM1917]

awesome podcast. i would suggest a different thumbnail. most new podcasts seem to start as just audio, let people know you have video!

[@beavesmx44]

Keep doing you brother. Audio and video seemed fine to me. Maybe have guests on occasionally. No real gripes.

[@UDX-340]

Thnx Theo.

[@metaphorjunkie]

I love you man

[@dallasrosefitness8988]

You are so funny!

[@EdisonRosario359]

theo your the man.

[@fpsLyle]

that butt work lmfaoooo

[@wolfishanoobis]

I look up to you man Edit: is there a place to download these?

[@ryansherbit4760]

Djonny SoundCloud

[@anthonymanzalji]

"dark arts" hilarious

[@koadromo]

"...some people were actually doing masturbation on the phone" best part of the whole podcast

[@upperechelon4810]

Theo Von Gegging DARK lmao

[@ABBreeder]

HILARIOUS

[@oiitzME1266]

hahaha funny shit ,good advice

[@Macequindoo]

Neighbor day is a great idea.

[@ramizkhalid1647]

Theo the man

[@Cananalope]

That intro doh...

[@shorecyclist]

"I'm not a licensed dude"

[@McFrostyCoon]

listen to some panic before the next show!

[@jjohnson218]

listen to me fellas, I have a girlfriend of 4 months now. we haven't had any fight yet. the key is a firm powerful balance of mental, EMOTIONAL, and spiritual ( morals, integrity, principles) energies. I started off by studying astrology (don't hold ppl to their zodiac sign) and it help me get a idea on what type of humor everyone has. everyone has a different since of humor and that's what I'm all about, fun, hype, knowledge, etc..so that's the only reason why I studied astrology was to figure out how to make people laugh. in doing so I made hella female friends and I learned so much in span of 3 years. from nurses, to strippers, to ex cons, and my again my social skills are through the roof and I'm here to say yes men you can do it.

[@jerrodbates8480]

shhhit this man is funny

[@metalhead6111]

I thought Dave Chapelle was a high school teacher.

[@noctune818]

sup theo wish i was there

[@-juicyjayt]

I like the idea of you pausing some of these calls intermediately to make a quick point, rather than a quick summary afterwards. Hoping this podcast will blow up. Keep keepin it G'd up, bruh. P.s., You ever smacked some peanut butter on a fried bologna, bruh?

[@Elborrro]

Can you please put your podcast on Google Play Music please. Thankfull from Missouri.

[@legacyrant5826]

Dudesterino Theo - what was life like in Madison, WI? They are libcentric up that way and you got some more personal responsibility leanings. Did they receive your comedy well? And any stories away from the club - I'd like to hear more about your experiences in the cities you visit.

[@AMillerMedia]

TF!? I'm 2 mins away from Pelham.

[@thomaswimberly5178]

Awwww yea.

[@noctune818]

great stuff with joey diaz

[@ohoto3896]

btw no shame in scrapbooking as a straight white male

[@theovonmiller7811]

Theo can I interview you!?

[@alyshamaloney7912]

I GHBd myself at the club and took myself home for waffles abit selfish i know. much love brother.

[@stp1fann]

Does anyone know if the podcast is available on Stitcher?

[@aleksandarmarkovic1013]

Is that a röde mic i see??

[@marka1523]

"Lay off the masturbation for a week" That's a lie!

[@-idahos_unknown-3573]

Those intros though..

[@Ryansadler10]

Porn is free because you pay with your soul.

[@jakesweet1000]

neighbor day would be great, modern society is lacking the community feel we used to have.

[@samanali8309]

Theo why the fuck do you only have 4K subscribers???? You should have 4M.

[@user-bh6ck5df7g]

Gang gang

[@redbeard8958]

Totally agree with you about people getting offended Theo. First world problems.

[@Houseaholicsub]

19:07

[@hieronymousbosch9215]

Yeeeeah

[@heatherjnel9944]

Nine aortas

[@jamesjocelyn8626]

could you have your brothers and sisters on?

[@denisemac2660]

Gang 🇬🇧 💞

[@jakesweet1000]

Im australian all ive seen from american news is them shitting on trump when it doesnt seem like hes done anything wrong yet. pretty confusing times we live in.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Hampton Inn isn't a "travelers motel", bro. More of a mid-level hotel chain.

[@Rayjumpsbaby]

Dude your such a funny guy when your on a podcast or doing your own . You have to find a way to translate it to your stand up comedy .

[@rhinoproof]

Ray Ray all he has to do is not try. Theo just talking is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@jjohnson218]

37:28 vince I'm aleady ahead of he curve. as a fromer grand master Sagitarruis I like to sit down and mediate on the future and my social skills talking to woman is through the fucking roof. a lot of it just comes down with studying people all together and I think its important to understand woman are sensitive by default, a butch lesbian has no problem crying in a emotional scenario as where I started to build up my female friends had hella issues relating to such a characteristic, my female friends would cry and I didn't know what to say, how to act, body language, but I stayed in their and now I'm master communicator, a combination with talking/listening with ur heart (feelings) and mental (brain) and I found if the body (physical) is lacking, as t say I don't like my physic it affects both mental and emotional.

[@jakesweet1000]

daves special was great, fuck this PC culture we live in

[@patale1640]

Get a sound engineer bruh. good show though