5-29-17 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #24

Memorial Day Extravaganza. Quiznos a hotbed for homoeroticness. Takes texts.
Always open to constructive criticisms w/ suggestions.
30lb Bag of Hamster Bones: apple.co/2m6IPyW
Thanks for your support.

[@liquidgold]

Theo Von, A national treasure. We must protect him at all costs.

[@jamescody7956]

Tottally agree

[@eddemania4676]

I feel like Theo is a long lost brother of mine, or maybe a real close friend from a past life. Possibly served together in a war... Happy Memorial Day Theo

[@enrp1422]

EddE Mania you were probably butt buddies stop lying tell us the story's

[@enrp1422]

EddE Mania nah i suffer from to much to have ever been good

[@eddemania4676]

Enr P well it is a past life so anything is possible. I bet in your past life you were once a decent human.

[@enrp1422]

EddE Mania there is no was

[@trollop4866]

"something gay was lurking" hahahaha

[@kingsley3371]

My man said "Some of these yogurts are showing up with feelings" 😂

[@nickaloo]

LMAO second i come in they buss out😭

[@johnjiquin2406]

I'll eat my girls devil empanada all day bruh! hahaa

[@andrewdavis3514]

theo please keep the podcasts rolling in. you are fixing to get a lot of subscribers and i look forward to the new uploads.

[@SleepyRPGsuperCharged]

This Theo journey has been bad ass lol. I listen to you every time I drive and am so happy that there is so much more entertainment ahead of me

[@jc2367]

appreciate your appreciation my brother. Love the podcast.

[@markmcgwincomedy]

"The Devil's Empanada" ahahaha

[@mjh496]

Keep it goin' Theo you the man your youtubeness funna gonna explode son

[@trollop4866]

Theo this was my favorite show yet so fucking hilarious the whole 50 mins.

[@jamescody7956]

"you can prolly find karma on tinder in maine" hahaahahahahah

[@CaptainLongSmock]

Happy memorial day to you Theo and my Americian brothers.Love from Ireland.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Paul Reilly paul, you're an Honorary American Bruh, now.

[@ryanmaclachlan7087]

Lettin the curtains hang, lettin the balls drop lol

[@ChrisDragotta]

War is a racket.

[@GanjaEHonda]

Theo says the silliest shit 😂🤣😂

[@saucewench]

Sounds like a fan called the Ford dealership as you and left a message with the hotline number

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Bruh, I never felt any gayness when making eye contact with a dude while eating. lol Thats all you, man

[@Principull]

Gang gang starting from the beginning of the podcast

[@catherinegilliam4202]

He’s so sexy even when he’s messing up the lyrics to the national anthem ❤😂

[@CodyRswag]

Theo why did you throw up a legit blood gang sign like it came naturally bruh 😅

[@malibuice650]

The devils empanada!

[@cristianoal7777]

I am glad america is not as patriotic because in reality thats the one thing that keeps humanity separate and at war and living with this stupid borders. Everyone trying to be better or just start wars for stupid presidents. hopefully we all forget about race and remember under the heavens we are all family.

[@spencers4886]

" you are jousting with that narnia hole"- Theo the great

[@UDX-340]

Steppin up my backpack game, thnx Theo.

[@alj1001]

Theo, that car salesman shit needs to be a bit in your act, had me in tears bro.

[@Breezyplays]

Fuck sake, get it together Randy bro.

[@nickaloo]

to be of service w these gals🤣

[@oiitzME1266]

I'm always looking forward to the next

[@nickaloo]

Coronavirus 19:59 Hope you all are staying healthy and safe ONWARD❗️

[@JackSquat1]

The last call, classic Theo... you need to make it part of your set!

[@JackSquat1]

I would ween the girl off me. Don't respond at all to the first attempt to communicate. Then half ass hello or say you have to go the next time. Then the next time she attempts let it ring a long time, then basically you have something to do at that time... then eventually she gives up on her own.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Jack Squat ghost dem bitchez, no contact.

[@Sicbay138]

So....I'm the only person that thought "Wtf, Quiznos went out of business?"

[@charlesreeves4359]

"you're in there with those big sandwiches" - BWAHAHAHA

[@kanedrake3725]

Ms. Caren got me

[@hclpfwtx]

Theo Von, you make my Monday evenings. It makes me wonder if somebody you know put that dude up to calling you about the Ford Mustangs. If not he's an idiot! Have great night! 😊

[@Rickardio_]

Hey Theo, it wasn't a Governor from Minnesota, it was a congressman from Idaho at the Twin Cities airport. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal I'm from MN and we're pretty gay here, but he was not one of ours.

[@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork]

rofl... so you dont like it when your yogurt "sprays out"? lol

[@kanedrake3725]

So those are some thoughts I have on the world. Haha that's hilarious

[@3232jrob]

Chew Cycle!!! LMAO

[@GUITARTIME2024]

chew cycle!!!! haha!!!!

[@Barry_Fink]

Not going to lie Randy Brown nearly sold me on a 2017 Mustang I wonder if Ms Karen could hook me up with some international shipping

[@willdeluxemusic]

12:41

[@taylorjaquez]

Mr. Original

[@KeetyPooh]

I have never seen on man sexualize Quiznos like this.

[@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork]

wish i had known you'd be live.... :cheer: not to contradict you... but I'm single and I eat UBER-fast! :)

[@leedaryl]

😊

[@markm3706]

If you believe that the military has done anything even close to defending our freedom over the last few decades, then you are sadly mistaken my friend.

[@ogrollonacrashdummie3015]

joshmattmilo ... Good Stay there!

[@joshmattmilo]

That word isnt my vocabulary good sir......If I could pick, id rather be american. My healthcare might be better than yours. But I dont for one second take for granted the luxuries I have by living up here. And The reason I have said luxuries, is purely because of the US of A and your military. If it wasnt for you guys, Id be speaking russian, chinese, or another language. Without the US protection, wed be goose stepping right about now. So it makes me sick when shit heads like mark moron, mark mutt, mark motherfucker (im guessing what the M stands for.....malnourished perhaps) disrespect the Main reason For not only his life, but mine as well. Without that military your insulting. Wed be goose stepping speaking, german, russian or north korean. So Meecho.....Mark ....and CRASH DUMMY.....I refuse to call you OG unless it stands for onion gut. Eat a dick or die trying. Im sure collectively the three of you have had 2 relationships in your life....1 of which was a blow up doll....you work at best buy, mcdonalds, or dennys....and all three live with mommy.....whose husband and your father left....because he was so ashamed of you, he had too.....How close am I? LOL the only thing im sorry about meecho is the fact that I respect theo so much....Im not saying my true feelings here....There may be woman on this page...no place for vulgar words. You three know what woman are right? Their those things you guys imagine being able to talk to in real life.....outside of WOW, youtube, and whatever the fuck else you shitheads waste your time with....I say good day!

[@joshmattmilo]

Oh I hate them both....But you should thank them....They have saved your music industry as of late lol......I am never online talking shit....ever. Im actually in the streets lol. I just had too talk this one time because the three of you inbred swine said something silly lol.

[@ogrollonacrashdummie3015]

joshmattmilo 😂 "In the streets" A Canadian gangster, Named "Josh" ; "Matt" ; "Milo"😂

[@JackSquat1]

They took out Bin Laden.

[@Huxtee7]

I would lay off the jesus and satan talk alot of ppl wont listen just because of that. Love the podcast man.

[@MS-jn9xj]

Guy Fux Then fuck them

[@spencers4886]

" you are jousting with that narnia hole"- Theo the great