3 Guitars No Self-Respecting Guitarist Should Own

[@jonshine]

I own three guitars. This guy has somehow spotted all of them. Wow 😆

[@ianstenseng9312]

Not sure I'd take this dude's advice on anything music related, but I'd bet he could tell me all about hanging sheetrock or smoking meth off of foil gum wrappers in a pinch.

[@musicbsharp]

I DEFINITELY wouldn't recommend taking any music-related advice from me. However, you might be interested in the sheetrock-hanging tutorial I made on my other channel, MethMasterMichaels. I even show you how to smoke meth off a slab of sheet rock. Now THAT'S advice you should definitely take.

[@ianstenseng9312]

@@musicbsharp love it! I'll check it out as soon as I get internet privileges back at the halfway home!

[@brianmcnary3960]

Douche

[@knoton3747]

“Real MFs play guitars with humbuckers” 🤣🤣 subbed for that

[@gaberox1]

As an owner of 5 Jackson soloists I approve of this video 😂

[@Guitarnivore]

This is the kind of guitar snobbery I can get along with! 😁

[@erickleefeld4883]

The Mexican Fenders these days almost all have 22 frets, plus the modern 2-point trem bridge. So, that’s even less reason to shell out extra for a USA-made guitar. Plus, they have different models with pickup options like HSS, HSH, and noiseless stacked coils.

[@watersnortmoment3734]

Not the Vintera series. Although those are classic specs, so that makes sense.

[@cjpoche2176]

I own the exact model and color of the Jackson shown on screen and yeah I spend my weekends coming up with improvised blues solos that I will never play again and a random combination of powerchords to go with it.

[@scottlinegar5474]

Moral of the story: just don't go to Guitar Center

[@FortressofShred]

I used to work there. NEVER go there! Don't buy from those failed used car salesmen.

[@dvynal2964]

@@FortressofShredliterally, I hate my guitar center. The luthier is great but man those sales people make me wanna scratch my ass and give em a brown wet willy

[@jackLoveX]

Today I learned that a Mexican stratocaster cannot physically injure or harm me.... This is a new era...

[@musicbsharp]

Don't underestimate the amount of psychological damage it can do, though! lol

[@jiggabaybeejones]

He’s trying to add sarcasm and be funny. But he’s really just dropping 100% truth

[@mrax101]

"The last note of Eruption'.🤣Comedy genius.

[@musicbsharp]

Thank you! :)

[@identiybodega]

Great stuff....what your take on Sax s

[@musicbsharp]

The sax blows (jk. Sorry, couldn't help myself lol). I love the sax (I assume you mean saxophone) and other brass/woodwinds. I can play a number of stringed and percussion instruments, but no woodwinds or brass. So if you can, I envy you!

[@borisvandruff7532]

Whew. I’m glad I have an RG with a double locking trem. 😂 Also, “virtuoso signaling” is perfection.

[@musicbsharp]

Glad you caught that! That makes at least 2 of us who thought it was clever lol Thanks!

[@borisvandruff7532]

@ I went to music school for a different instrument and “virtuoso signaling” would have been THE best joke to make. 😂

[@ConsumeTV]

Wtf 😂 I do own a fixed bridge Ibanez and some sort of “Floyd Rose” Jackson haha. However, my third guitar was a Gibson Explorer which I just sold. I might just consider a fixed bridge Fender next thanks to this video! 😅

[@JoeR203]

Unless it's an LP, all my guitars have a tremolo.

[@Billy-t9e]

I prefer to have tremolo too...

[@davidkelter8379]

I have a MIM Strat HSS and love it dearly.

[@musicbsharp]

As fun as it is to hate on and joke about, I love mine, too :) Thanks for watching!

[@taylorwoody8447]

What’s that song that you played for the fender strat please

[@musicbsharp]

I believe it's the opening riff to Hey Joe by Jimi Hendrix IIRC

[@taylorwoody8447]

@@musicbsharp thank u so much man ur a legend

[@dvynal2964]

6:25 I use a hh strat so let me introduce you to coil splits

[@painkiller9404]

Just stumbled upon your channel, you're very funny! Keep it up!

[@musicbsharp]

Thank you very much. Will do!

[@ghostunboxer7177]

I literally love your delivery keep it up man🤘 love from India

[@musicbsharp]

Thank you! Will do!

[@elitesennabubble]

I can divebomb my squier and it will stay in tune. It has also stayed in tune for an entire month once. I dont even know how

[@musicbsharp]

You must be some kind of wizard. I once bent one string 1/16th of a step on my Squier and it's still out of tune 20 years later lol

[@elitesennabubble]

@musicbsharp 😂😂😂 I have 2 squires. One of them is the incredible one that stays in tune even when doing 2½ step bends. The other is a bit pants and I only use it to borrow parts or to lend to people. The quality control is just a complete lottery. I once played a guitar at a friends house and they said they got it for free. I know why. I tuned it up, played like 3 notes and it already fell massively out of tune. And it wasn't even a squier

[@musicbsharp]

I was only half-kidding about the Squier 20 years ago. I DID own one in my late teens. It was my second guitar and I played the hell out of that thing. Squiers are easy to make fun of but I absolutely loved mine back then. It eventually ended up becoming a parts guitar like your 2nd one. I think I even still have the neck somewhere haha. But I'm glad you love yours and it stays in tune for you!

[@elitesennabubble]

@musicbsharp yeah i got lucky, only paid 70 bucks for it as well. I do want to get a prs se custom 24 at some point

[@Thedownboysfan]

This is great. Mexican Strat check, Ibanez with Power chords check, Jackson with Floyd doing horse whines check check check

[@okiedoak201]

You Sir are AWESOME....so funny but so spot on....and yes...my Ibanez RG350DX and S670QM work well a self defensive investments

[@musicbsharp]

Thank you so much! I'm curious: what do you think of the S-series compared to the RG? Which do you play more?

[@okiedoak201]

@musicbsharp both have a special spot....but I tend to gravitate to the S model....slightly less weight...thinner...and has a awesome cool effect with the Dragon Eye Burst quilted maple top....but the Rg350 is a truck of a guitar....takes a licking and comes back for more....

[@musicbsharp]

Huh, interesting, thank you. I don't have much experience with any S models. I'll have to find out to play around with sometime

[@jameshealy4978]

Did he say the strat is a bad guitar? Uhh most top players use strays.

[@PMofKhanadah]

I got here by accident, but I'm staying on purpose. Dood, that was such a funny reality story you delivered flawlessly I busted a gut and spilled my drink. Im in. Thanx. 🎸

[@musicbsharp]

I'm glad you liked it. Thanks!

[@jackLoveX]

dammit! why did you all bring up the name!

[@1Blastarr]

Nah, I own 1 Korean and 1 Japanese Strat.

[@unabridgeddick6645]

Last one I bought is an LTD M-400, love it!!

[@hangnail316]

This video hits about 65% of my musical insecurities.

[@musicbsharp]

Not bad... But I'd like to get that number up. Why don't you share the other 35% of your insecurities so I can make sure to hit them in a future video haha. I try to hit 100% of my own insecurities in every video lol

[@hangnail316]

@@musicbsharp ok… my bald spot/receding hairline, my inability to read music, my need for beer and weed over saving money, my insecurities about what shirt I’m wearing to band practice, my overbearing need to call everything with homosexual exploitive aka the new F word, the inability to not say the n word on purpose to make people feel uncomfortable, why do all my song names get rejected? Whats wrong with “grandpa dies twice”!? And why cant I figure out how to play solos? Sorry im rambling now.

[@j.koppany]

But, isn't Krist Novoselic a bass player, why is he talkin about guitar?

[@tjborekvideo]

Too funny. Just shared this three times.

[@musicbsharp]

Awesome! And thank you!

[@perkins1439]

The Ibanez has split coils on it five way switch first position toward the back Bridge humbucker second positions Bridge single Cole Middle Way both humbuckers at once fourth position single coil neck fifth position neck humbucker

[@musicbsharp]

I know. I was trying to be funny :) But you're absolutely right

[@FortressofShred]

​@@musicbsharpit was funny 😂

[@saintsoldier530]

“There’s nothing quite like the sound and feel of an American made Fender Stratocaster” 😂😂

[@libertarianterminator]

You forgot about the squeal phase

[@BillBraskyy]

1:32 Fender Strat M 4:42 Ibanez RG w/fixed bridge 8:38 Jackson Soloist w/Floyd Rose :)

[@FortressofShred]

Vibrato bar! Thank you for calling it what it REALLY is!

[@musicbsharp]

Thank YOU for catching that and of course for watching!

[@DrugabrieL]

As a 37 year old owner of a Premier drum set from the 70's I've never touched, I approve of all the dad jokes.

[@TheGalilee416]

I own several RG's - totally approve this

[@ChicagoJ351]

I didn’t plan on watching more than 30 Seconds of the video, but watched the whole thing. Very funny 😅.

[@musicbsharp]

I didn't plan on reading more than the first 30 characters of your comment, but read the whole thing. Very kind of you to say :) Thanks for watching (the whole thing)!

[@kirkbolas4985]

I’ve arrived at the conclusion that any given Guitar Center employee got hired because Pride Industries wasn’t hiring at the time. 😬

[@iamhere444]

This is incredible BS. "Real MF's play guitars with humbuckers" WTF?

[@brianmcnary3960]

Mexicans love to play guitar . My Taylor was made there and it is a piece of art .

[@kaiobikeg8749]

And technically Mexico is America, we just call it South America SO that MIM strat IS American made. BAM!

[@musicbsharp]

I like the way you think! From now on I'm gonna start telling people I own an (North) American Strat! haha

[@s.macmillan460]

Love it!!!!!!

[@musicbsharp]

Thanks!

[@jamesstevensofficial1662]

Every guitarist should own atleast one sss guitar. Even metal heads need to learn other styles like classical, jazz, blues. Etc. You cant just chug "5" chords forever lol.

[@musicbsharp]

Sure you can - I've been doing it for decades! haha, kidding of course. I totally agree with you. And even though I don't currently own one, I love the sound of a Tele or a SSS Strat. In fact, despite what I say in this video, my HSS Strat's switch spends more time in the neck, single-coil position than anywhere else by far.

[@jackLoveX]

This is so fucking insanely hilarious but I have absolutely no idea who to share it with because everyone in my life is not as smart or as witty as me or this guy. Debacle.

[@Munchable420]

Never trust a talking head that says whammy bar and that strat pickups sound like Tele pickups.

[@iamjohngalt9475]

That"s assault, brutha.

[@ryanfraley7113]

This was perfect 😂😂😂😂

[@musicbsharp]

Thank you :) And thanks for watching!

[@drnoahpepper]

Get this man a million subs ASAP

[@matthewsommerville88]

Dad Jokes UNITE! This was hilarious

[@musicbsharp]

Thanks!

[@foldeminae]

Mexican Strats come with 22 frets too.

[@tjsogmc]

I was literally at GC last night. I saw one guitar with nothing but a single PU and a volume knob. That's it. I forget the brand, but I like it's style. Fuck a tone knob, who needs that crap? Plug it in to the amp and deal with whatever sound comes out the other side. They had exactly one left-handed bass... and it was locked up. See how they do me like that? A whole store with hundreds of guitars and the only one I could play.... denied!

[@shanewalton8888]

Long live lefty guitarists. We are just better than others.

[@musicbsharp]

Ha! Honestly, on every single electric guitar and bass I've ever owned, I never ever ever touch the tone knob: it's always left all the way up. If I need to mess with the tone, I'll use the knobs on the amp or an equalizer. And I'm not surprised they only had one locked-up lefty bass. The discrimination is real lol!

[@dianetigert1310]

Imagine that, even the bottom of the barrel players are just as snobby and stuck up....go figure

[@lynoj777]

Great video!!! 😂😂😂

[@musicbsharp]

Thank you!! 😁

[@joshcoughx]

All these guitars are awesome.

[@musicbsharp]

I don't, at all, disagree

[@Maxreverse]

Hilarious. You make your guitar Screech & Scream.

[@Sylviee0_0]

wow he the nail on the head with me and my ibanez 🤣

[@petergedd9330]

Say what?

[@musicbsharp]

What

[@cesarventura682]

Modern philosophy

[@martinbaldy]

well said, funniest guitar video i've seen too.

[@musicbsharp]

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

[@jackbootshamangaming4541]

Just found this. Made me laugh

[@musicbsharp]

Just what I'm going for :) Thanks for watching!

[@TommyGunzzz]

Algorithm.

[@Lexlagger]

Comedy gold.

[@musicbsharp]

Thank you!

[@imlijc7588]

Damn hilarious!

[@musicbsharp]

Thanks!

[@APK-pn4qh]

Interesting use of the word "comedy". 😳

[@jeffro.]

As a stand-up comic, I'll give you a C-. And i won't be subscribing. Yeah, you have a few funny lines, but i guess I'm not your target audience. Sorry!

[@musicbsharp]

C- is still a passing grade, so I'll take it! Thanks for at least giving it a shot ;)

[@dallasn5100]

Haha nice

[@musicbsharp]

Thanks!

[@macabre2007]

not interested in your humour chap sorry... your cheap talk is cheap

[@musicbsharp]

I know my sense of humor isn't for everyone. I get that. But thanks for at least giving it a chance!

[@lawrencerhaven]

When the words of reality slap in front of your face.🫠