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@damspachercomedy Күн бұрын

Geezus. Lol.

@mfchuckbeats 2 күн бұрын

Thank you for this invaluable insight. As an absolutely bitchin guitar player, this has been a major problem for years. You have provided a battery of full proof solutions to put this matter to bed, once and for all.

@evanwright1964 2 күн бұрын

Is the Middle East still there? I thought it was getting torn down. Saw so many punk shows there in the 90's.

@robostyle9773 3 күн бұрын

You sound like you might be from New England? Love these videos hilarious

@Anthonybrother 5 күн бұрын

damn, i'm getting schooled rn.

@lemonidosipov 6 күн бұрын

I bought the most cheapest Squire (No Regrets) only because of David Gilmour and Eric Clapton.

@musicbsharp 3 күн бұрын

I've owned 2 Squiers early in my guitar-playing years and, for the price, they're excellent instruments. Easy (and fun) to make fun of in these videos but in reality, I genuinely like them

@DiogenesCaulfield 7 күн бұрын

The Germs

@T.C.H.C_2011 8 күн бұрын

MMFWCL! WOOP WOOP!!!

@charzardgamer5053 8 күн бұрын

So if being a bass player gets you none, and so does playing DnD wouldn't the two cancel each other out making it so you do get them?

@musicbsharp 3 күн бұрын

Maybe if you played a DnD character that played the bass, HE could get some. But in this reality, you'd need to find a level 20 wizard to cast some sort of spell to make a woman attracted to a DnD-playin bassist. But if you find a high-level wizard in THIS world, send him my way - I can think of a few spells I wouldn't mind having cast on my behalf! haha

@bltvd 8 күн бұрын

I would imagine playing a Yamaha Pacifica would be something that would deter groupies pretty well!

@henram36 8 күн бұрын

This was too funny! I subbed. I found if I hangout behind the drumset and play, I'm safe....from people throwing bottles at me.

@musicbsharp 3 күн бұрын

haha and thank you!

@williamharris683 8 күн бұрын

I play guitar, so I already do all of these things already...

@ECARTMANN 9 күн бұрын

If you play songs that take more than an hour to learn and you have to concentrate to play you're there.

@jeffrowlette 9 күн бұрын

Lol....I'm in love....don't need or want groupies. Roadies? Yes....carry my amps and setup my gear!!!!!

@unknownkingdom 9 күн бұрын

I thought this was basically the only positive side to being in a touring band

@gilberttiborjakub9890 9 күн бұрын

As a PRS owner I feel insulted: we do not think we are better than others because we have birds on the fretboard, we actually KNOW we are better. :)

@musicbsharp 8 күн бұрын

hahaha perhaps I'm a little envious: my guitars only have little dots lol

@Kris-o7t 9 күн бұрын

Dude when have groupies been a problem for you. For fuck sake.

@leeasbury7273 9 күн бұрын

🤫

@zemosworld5818 10 күн бұрын

i have both a rg and dinky and am a grindcore player so HA! no percise playing here (guys please i need help im 3000 dollars in debt)

@4stevio 10 күн бұрын

Errrm my age and obesity forms a natural shield 😢🤷🏻‍♂️🎸 Apart from that this is how to fu@k up the chance of future gigs 101.

@brooklynsoundgarage 10 күн бұрын

I took this video so seriously that I switched to bass.

@7xchad 10 күн бұрын

What about us odd balls? I have a G&L Comanche, DeArmond, Godin XTSA, with a Tom Anderson on ny bucket list

@musicbsharp 10 күн бұрын

I'm totally familiar with exactly all zero of those guitars - assuming that's what they are and not just made-up names. I'd never know the difference haha. The closest thing to a Tom Anderson I have on MY bucket list is a Tom Arnold, but probably for very, very different reasons haha

@younkinjames8571 10 күн бұрын

Having a cat attracts groupies...dont own a cat. Cats are for girls...

@JackTheRabbitMusic 10 күн бұрын

what about the Diddy parties?

@musicbsharp 10 күн бұрын

Diddy? Did he or didn't he? (bad) Boy, did he! I'm actually recording a short parody song about him (not for this channel) this afternoon that should be fun like I did about Mario's brother a few weeks ago

@Greenjagsurf 10 күн бұрын

On a serious note while I try to appreciate people, there are times I am tired and I just want to get my groceries. My wife hates it because it takes us three times as long to do anything around people as you get stopped and chat.

@rabbishank 10 күн бұрын

Avoiding ? I do not understand... Do you not like a little tail? We rabbits are all about the tails, nothing like a fuzzy little one.

@borisvandruff7532 10 күн бұрын

Whew. I’m glad I have an RG with a double locking trem. 😂 Also, “virtuoso signaling” is perfection.

@musicbsharp 10 күн бұрын

Glad you caught that! That makes at least 2 of us who thought it was clever lol Thanks!

@borisvandruff7532 10 күн бұрын

@ I went to music school for a different instrument and “virtuoso signaling” would have been THE best joke to make. 😂

@st.fiacre6685 10 күн бұрын

Even though this is realistic satire. I disagree with the lead guitarist having the highest attraction. Women like bass and drums --rhythm( lower frequencies), more so than higher frequency screechy guitar solos. However, in a 1970s 80s context, the lead guitarist may have had the most attraction, because of media popularity. Women behave like a pack of herd animals and seek out the Alpha that the other female herd are most attracted to...

@1-eye-willy 10 күн бұрын

groupies? you need to go back to the nursing home old man, we got hoes on tap in the social media age. if your goal is to bang some chicks after a show you can get on instagram or a dating app ahead of time and pick out the ones you want and if you aint trying to get down like that then it aint hard to keep them hoes away when the venue keeps unauthorized people away from the stage, the band, unless you allow some hoes backstage vip but that undermines the entire concept of "staying away from groupies"

@borisvandruff7532 10 күн бұрын

Yngwie Malmsteen is literally every single one of these. And I still love his playing.

@JeredtheShy 10 күн бұрын

I think most of you don't have anything to worry about. Practice your scales.

@borisvandruff7532 10 күн бұрын

The Ibanez guitar you showed is literally the one I own. I hate you. 😂

@immortalobelisk6302 10 күн бұрын

Dude just play prog rock.

@boddumblues 10 күн бұрын

😆🤣

@DoubleBassJoe 10 күн бұрын

Or jazz

@zeeeeroin9981 10 күн бұрын

Also.....have your gf or wife around.....that'll do it.

@TheGunplaVeteran 10 күн бұрын

Lol jokes on you I'm out of a band and I'm not john Mayer

@elevationblue 10 күн бұрын

Wait.... The WHOLE point of being a guitar player IS the groupies!

@stevensass3933 10 күн бұрын

Word!! 😂

@kyddshine 10 күн бұрын

I hate this suck at coming back to music at fifty, with keys and theory in an academic setting. It is like man, I suck. But I can play some punk, so on my way.

@PenAndPoet 11 күн бұрын

You've already avoided groupies by playing guitar.

@Anthonybrother 5 күн бұрын

That's cope. I went to see Beyond Creation live and at the end, the frontman walked away from the stage with a hot groupie in each arm

@MikeSamuelsII-ve8gp 11 күн бұрын

Put down the guitar , pic up a p.c. and become an INCEL, lol.

@mahsidivad 11 күн бұрын

Straight bass player but I see where you coming from. Girls would wan in and to keep me out of trouble, my mates would tell them I was gay. They would bring their gay friend to the next show who wanted a meat and greet.😂

@musicbsharp 10 күн бұрын

haha that's too funny!

@freeplayfrank7736 11 күн бұрын

Hahahaha Happy April fools day to you too 3 months early. Love this

@robostyle9773 11 күн бұрын

How have i never heard of this channel before? Love it

@Timbiscuit12 11 күн бұрын

I like the shirt. I’ve been getting that sense lately too. I work retail and am subject to Top 40 garbage constantly 5 days a week. Other musicians seem to love a great variety of acts, but I’ve got my relatively small pile of bands that I love and that’s just kinda how I am.

@musicbsharp 10 күн бұрын

Ain't nothin' wrong with that: we all like what we like. And thank you!

@DjangoThunders 11 күн бұрын

Well this should be interesting.

@bobsbigboy_ 11 күн бұрын

look like you

@sixfitdip 11 күн бұрын

This video bullied me to go practice

@therealrobstark2916 12 күн бұрын

This video was made in 1991 before the fall

@shanewalton8888 10 күн бұрын

Before the rise of Cobain.

@purplesparkle-uw9bm 12 күн бұрын

Groupies don't care about music anymore. Never see them.

@musicbsharp 12 күн бұрын

I'd argue that they never cared about the music itself. Actual groupie psychology is a complicated topic I'm not going to get into on this channel - I'm just making (often bad) jokes here. Thanks for watching!

@WillmacLMCD 12 күн бұрын

Hahaha I loved this

@musicbsharp 12 күн бұрын

Thanks!

@GuitarIv69 12 күн бұрын

Okay man, that was hell of a funny video, I laughed hard! 😂 I have a story for ya: the band and I were playing a gig on a non elevated stage, mid concert we have a bachelorette party come in, the soon to be bride walks up behind me whilst I'm trying to sing and play a solo simultaneously and blurts in my ear: "wanna go f**k?" Jesus, the poor bastard marrying that 304! That said, it was a nice ego boost. 😂 And no, I didn't do it, I might have caught something that even penicillin wouldn't cure 🥲

@musicbsharp 12 күн бұрын

Thank you! And that IS a great story. You probably did the right thing... which makes you a better man than I likely would've been haha. Actually, kidding aside, when I played guitar in a touring band in my late teens/early 20s, women threw themselves at me every night. But I (foolishly, in hindsight) wanted a relationship at the time. So I passed on soooo many gorgeous (and some not so gorgeous ones) groups during those years and have kinda regretted it ever since haha. Again, thanks for watching and sharing the story!

@GuitarIv69 12 күн бұрын

@@musicbsharp Well, playing my first show on stage as a teenager was how I got laid for the first time, so there is a very certain effect on the ladies when they see you up in lights doing your thing 😅 I'm usually not the super picky type, but that behaviour disgusted me, especially considering it was her last night as a non married girl... 🤷🏻‍♂️ I regretted letting opportunities go as well, but you live and you learn 😅 Good channel, liked and subbed! Keep up the good work 🙃

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