3_nuts_order_dispenser_cancer_and_summon_a_thanos_horse.smexual.mp4

If you were wondering why I wasn't producing any content, this single smexual video is the reason why. I started it for fun, expecting the video to be only 6 minutes long. I swear it took more than 100 hours to make, and I started it before Infinity War even came out.
Special thanks to:
Celestar (helped me assemble some word docs for sentence mixing)
/ @celestar
Vario (voiced the "thot defeated" sound effect)
/ channel
Some moosics in order of appearance:
Civ IV ost - Miserere
Hoi4 ost - Comintern Theme
Interstellar ost - No Time for Caution
KSP ost - No Return
P.E.P.E - Shadilay
Hoi4 ost - Days of Thunder
Stellaris ost - In Memory of Mercedes Romero

[@famskull8993]

ya stole mah gottem eggs tea how dare ye make a reference to another content creator reee

[@paytonnewkirk4158]

Wut?

[@immanuelbrysen5962]

Dont know if you guys gives a damn but if you are stoned like me atm you can stream all the latest movies and series on InstaFlixxer. Have been binge watching with my gf these days =)

[@millerstefan2137]

@Immanuel Brysen definitely, been watching on InstaFlixxer for years myself :D

[@Chase_baker_1996]

Stop taking jokes from other youtubers

[@Chase_baker_1996]

Also GIVE ME YOUR PAINIS

[@kkirby999]

0:43 "Stop taking jokes from other youtubers." Hmm, i wonder who said what to make soldier say that?

[@Strutsss]

Probably “earrape is not funny”

[@charlieray2751]

*S P Y!* STAHP taking jokes from AHther KZbinrs and let me order my henTAI!

[@evanm7623]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZ_YeGahm7FqsJI go to 1:47

[@abearwhogotinsane2372]

Of course! esrurse

[@Chase_baker_1996]

Give me your painis

[@tgtterrorizor3407]

15:38 "ThAt PoNy'S a BlOoDy RaCiEsT!" *_fades from existence_*

[@0utL0ud]

Homeless Black veteran beat up by communist over chicken

[@thechillypenguin5053]

@Mr. Propane HAaahAAhaHHAaa

[@jonahc2807]

By Dhar Mann

[@JanusHoW]

Now that I think about it, this kind of predicted AI art generators as literal dispensers of Rule 34.

[@Chase_baker_1996]

*GIVE ME YOUR PAINIS*

[@garrettarnold5663]

7:11 I have to agree with Engie. Spy was the one who brought the horse to life, after all.

[@ZorotheGallade]

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY BOTTOM TEXT

[@Chase_baker_1996]

Give me your PAINIS

[@idioticreborn]

(0:00) Chapter 1: Render Unto Dispenser (3:04) Chapter 2: Definitely Not A *Glimmer* Of Hope (6:06) Chapter 3: The Interstellar Circlejerk Battle (9:07) Chapter 4: You Cannot Hide (11:25) Chapter 5: Deus Ex Peter-na (14:42) Epilogue: World ÷ 2

[@latviandragon2718]

it think chapter 1 ends in 3:53

[@Chase_baker_1996]

GIVE ME YOUR PAINIS

[@JoshThePinkGump]

“As promised, Heavy will now rest in peace.” “You’re ugly.” “FAK YOU ENGINEER”

[@Chase_baker_1996]

I need your HeAnTei

[@jonahc2807]

That has to be my favorite part

[@iscream4761]

I played this on the mic yesterday while on MvM and we had the best moment ever 🎉🎉💞💞 Thank you memeexp 💞 for this truly astonishing masterpiece 💥, you made a strike to my heart 🎳🎳 and I hope to hear more of your smexuals in the near future 🤙 You deserve a lot of love man 💘, keep up the great work 💪

[@Chase_baker_1996]

Give me your painis

[@brobot411]

Good job on this one. I really appreciate all the time you and other smexual content creators put into these videos.

[@МаксвеллФайрфрост]

Sure, the smexual is random, but the music used is the most unusual i've ever seen

[@dio6271]

I would pay ANY CURRENCY to see this animated in sfm or gmod

[@ZorotheGallade]

Even Robux?

[@Unfiltered_Garbage]

I hope they accept Microsoft points

[@aneggselentfellow5607]

I simple man: I hear hoi4 moosic i liek

[@Quantazed]

I watch this vidéo almost each 4 months. I love it. It is amazing how much work have to bé done for this. I have always trouble finding it

[@Janfon1]

Instantly liked, I have the full idea on how to animate this pictured in my mind. Daaamn, this smexual is so entertaining!

[@famskull8993]

and God said; L E T T H E R E B E P E R F E C T I O N

[@twilightjester5672]

there is no perfection, when people say they are perfect, they are big fat lying cancerous twats, when someone say something or someone is perfect it will be replace with something better or greater, just like the latest game console, so you see there is no perfection.

[@awanderer.7932]

Twilight Jester Calm down buddy it's just a joke.

[@sigmundfreud7903]

An American soldier asking a Japanese engineer for hentai results in half the universe dyeing... makes perfect sense.

[@Soldier-b7t]

Nan

[@krgreaton2008_ytp]

HARAM!

[@evanmccrea8431]

The greatest threat mankind has ever faced: tiny horses

[@memeexp1103]

How embarrassing

[@otakunthevegan4206]

@@memeexp1103 Your smexual HAS DOOMED US ALL!!! GOD HELP US!

[@ZorotheGallade]

THE SIX INFINITY PAINISES

[@Chase_baker_1996]

DO NOT CLOP YOUR HOOVES!!!!! Yes No YesNoYesNoYesNo DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT DOING IT!¡!!!!!

[@anon9507]

It never occurred to me starlight and thanos have the same hard on for balance

[@theegamingpro]

Best sentence mixing smexual of the year.

[@therealdaniel901]

send this to payton tate immediately

[@memeexp1103]

he said he's already working on another 15 min smexual

[@topcoppelion6626]

R.I.P

[@RebeldeMexicano345]

Mr. Tate R tots is busy making Shit eee meems on DOS box emulate TOR

[@NXTangl]

Actually. Send this to STBlackST.

[@mercenarygundam1487]

@@NXTangl Send it to InvertedShadow.

[@comet8539]

I would animate this but I rather not spend the next year doing it

[@comet8539]

Not that I don’t enjoy it, I just neither have the time or the equipment to make it

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Sir BONK! This is still a masterpiece even without animation.

[@DoctressCalibrator]

I've waited so long for a quality smexual like this.

[@ZorotheGallade]

THANOS PONY THANOS PONY

[@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677]

It's a war crime that this still hasn't got a sfm yet.

[@TheWanderer1000000]

Someone please make this into a SFM/Gmod animation

[@mrcryngemanboi3127]

That's what i said

[@Chase_baker_1996]

Me too

[@codyholley]

Same

[@ks243themadplayer5]

14:53 Soldier. I don't feel so good.

[@mariobros68]

Oh no! Are you okay?

[@mercenarygundam1487]

@@mariobros68 I don't know what's happening.

[@garrettarnold5663]

I don't want to go, please! I DON'T WANT TO GO, SOLDIER! *IDONTWANTTOGOIDONTWANTTOGOIDONTWANTTO-* **SLAP**

[@NXTangl]

"Let's do this MettagameHURR style!" is still my favorite line.

[@memeexp1103]

No, it's "epic gamer style"

[@jacobpascale4858]

The whole video was Infinity War in a nutshell. The ending though; the first act of Endgame in a nutshell.

[@BriefCasey795]

I don’t know how you do these smexuals with imagery and lighting updating as the video goes on, but I love it.

[@randomryan8233]

It's as if someone put smexuals made by kirby 999, SneakiestChameleon, Dr. Heinershmultz and myself into a blender and made this. Also, I have this nagging feeling that other smexual makers are now looking to break the record I set. I wonder why...

[@memeexp1103]

yall better be careful cause i'm planning on making a 25 minute long smexual in the future

[@memeexp1103]

I also consider this smexual similar to some stuff famineskull98 has made

[@memeexp1103]

Rather than accept the overly detailed wall of text you just gave me, I was actually planning to just make the smexual have it's plot stolen from the first 2 parter episodes of mlp except with only tf2 characters

[@andhikabirdboi7014]

@@memeexp1103 So that is the 25 minute smexual? 2 episodes of the First Season of MLP? I wonder who is nightmare moon when she is converted into a tf2 character.

[@memeexp1103]

Merasmus

[@ZorotheGallade]

Don't worry, in Endgame the Tiny Desk Engineer will crawl inside Thanos Pony's ass and do the exploding yeehaw.

[@NXTangl]

You mean dance and explode, right?

[@ZorotheGallade]

@@NXTangl Whoops, right

[@samwhitacre]

Let's hope That Gray Cartoon Pony animates the video.

[@jonahc2807]

Easily the best smexual in years. Nothing since can compare!

[@Chase_baker_1996]

GIVE ME YOUR PAINIS

[@freddyfazbeartommysouden2899]

4:38 Boot 34 Dispenser: Yo mama gay. Spy: No U!!!! Tommy Souden: LOL!!!!

[@Kalmoire]

I see this has been made by a fellow strategy gamer, seeing the OSTs used.

[@TotallyNotASpy1]

I fucking lost it at "OUR LITTLE PONY!"

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

(USSR theme)

[@memeexp1103]

Our Little Pony

[@alphagojira5647]

I also agree with you & Heavy, Soldier deserves to be punished.

[@memeexp1103]

I never said it was the longest. Before I finished it I knew that it is merely 2 minutes short of the longest smexual

[@UTDAngelito]

*USSR ANTHEM*

[@KingSpartaX37]

Starlight Glimmer is the best pony!!

[@memeexp1103]

nice to see you commenting here, have seen you in other smexual's comment sections

[@allenmurray5351]

This was a very good one (besides the earrape) made me laugh so hard!

[@tehcartoonman-yesXD]

15:24 i like how the breathing was also vibrated

[@mariobros68]

Team Fortress 2: Infinity Painis Edition!

[@timothyparham5064]

This not an animation yet? This is amazing!

[@alexandraroman4121]

6:24 Basically me to your Average MLP watcher

[@AFlyingMayMay]

Animate this

[@skulltronprimex9220]

3:39 Spy: Dispenser! Dispenser: Yeah? Spy:.... Dispenser: What? Spy: *WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? THAT IS NOT THE PRETTIEST UNICORN!! THAT UNICORN IS FUCKING UGLY!!!*

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

Starlight: what the f**k did you just call me you p**ce of s**t!?

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

AY *THAT'S RAYCEEST.*

[@SoOddLuna]

Sorry Fam 👌😂

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

NO. Engie, your dispenser is a piece of shit. Facking fix it!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Is my turn. NAOW!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@Ferrari Testrarossa Give me moist and deleeshous sonic fanfiction for all to share.......erahs o share......

[@Pizzarugi]

"My dispensHURR is just shit" Fuckin lost it

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

5:36 Communist anthem earrape incoming!

[@sunlight_and_remixer_spart3461]

0:52 Stay clear of Clawdeen, Soldier!

[@alphagojira5647]

Soldier=Iron Man Spy=Nebula(because of the blue head and they're both sneaky characters ) & Thor(for almost killing the villain) Merasmus=Spiderman Heavy=Dr Strange Demoman= Red Falcon Engineer= Rocket Raccoon, War Machine, and Starlord(except Starlord is gone) Big Man Tyrone= Vision(for the part where the last Infinity Painis is taken by Starlight Glimmer, but Vision is not gone) & Drax(for carrying blades as weapons) Engie's Dispenser=Gamora/Young Gamora Starlight Glimmer=Thanos

[@memeexp1103]

"other demoman" Is big man tyrone, and I've always thought of him like Drax, not because of weaponry, but because he's been damaged by thanos before

[@alphagojira5647]

Memeexp My bad, forgive me please. 🙁

[@skulltronprimex9220]

I wonder if it's possible to animate this I'll be twice hilarious

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

Me: hey, Engineer! can you put Dispenser? Engineer: heck no. Me: yes. Engineer: no. Me: yes. Engineer: no. Me: yes. Engineer: no. Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Engineer: alrighty then!

[@AkmalNova18]

Engineer: Erecting at Dispenser!

[@idioticreborn]

12:09 i'd like to imagine tyrone is doing Great Aether right here

[@O--sd1vg]

THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE'S CHICKEN FOR ALL TO SHARE XD

[@nowhere2471]

NO

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

Heavy: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (Heavy beat up Demoman)

[@abearwhogotinsane2372]

0:30 Loud Robot Noises 4:11 ATEATEATEATEATEATE 15:54 COMEOUT

[@genokugel]

This is perfect. I fucking love it.

[@akmalnova4060]

Heavy: No! It's not my little Pony, it's OUR Little Pony!

[@AnthonySmith-qf9ee]

*USSR THEME*

[@jgblkshot8375]

I just now realized you were using interstellar soundtrack.. *W H Y*

[@JamesthePizzaMan]

4:19 “Y’all gotta shUt thU fUck Up”

[@derpfrancis]

And thus, the two most powerful alicorns were never summoned in this universe (and no, they're not cannon)

[@cacohat]

I watched this on the toilet, and wouldn't have watched it any other way.

[@WesleyTRVOfficial]

3:42 *"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!? THAT IS NOT THE PRETTIEST UNICORN!!!!! THAT UNICORN IS FUCKING UGLY!!!!!"*

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

Starlight: what the f**k did you just call me you p**ce of s**t!?

[@themannyac7582]

Truly a masterpiece to be revered in the art of smexuals

[@skulltronprimex9220]

5:01 Soldier you can't say that!!!

[@Chase_baker_1996]

Give me your painis

[@truexenith8596]

Daddy, I’m scared.

[@ichabodlorax7585]

Hi scared, I'm dad.

[@truexenith8596]

+Jimbro sauce Yes Papa?

[@memeexp1103]

Eating sugar?

[@truexenith8596]

*N* *O* *P* *A* *P* *A*

[@alphagojira5647]

I agree with Engie's Dispenser; after all, Starlight Glimmer is one of the strongest characters in MLP:FIM. Same goes for Demoman who said that Twilight Sparkle is the best pony.

[@skulltronprimex9220]

This really needs to be animated Like for real though

[@Chase_baker_1996]

I know... Also GIVE ME YOUR PAINIS

[@jeannebooth5388]

13:28 everyone yesterday

[@spiriteagle9583]

I want to see an animated version of this

[@CritVA]

After 100 hours in development. Hopefully it would've been worth the wait!

[@jimbo1722]

Society if the entire world explode with a gazillion earrape

[@analothor]

Lovely the holy music in the background

[@skulltronprimex9220]

4:57 I died at this part 😂🤣

[@patrykmadrzejewski8069]

I have my friend from school and she love pony's like this one.

[@dinoluka11]

5:32 No! Its not my little pony! Its *OUR* little pony!

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

*USSR THEME*

[@alexandraroman4121]

(Gets slapped to a kaleidoscope)

[@ytpmega1992]

5:00 - 4:56 - 4:53 - 4:50

[@MorshuGayming]

I never thought I’d hear Miserere Mei, Deus in a smexual

[@iscream4761]

Still 0 dislikes. Legend.

[@tommysoudenthe2nd73]

8:27 Engineer: "I lost my PP."

[@Chase_baker_1996]

It is so tiny

[@JamesthePizzaMan]

I will pay someone to make a gmod version of this.

[@jonathnpr5934]

Lad, a month ago ye asked for a inv, theres one in Lazypurples TF2 is PERFECT, but anyway brilliant smexual

[@eternaanrete1185]

i understanded! the dispenser have a 34 in the front,and you have to remember,exist a rule whos name its rule 34,if a pure pornography,so the dispenser its against this rule BOOM

[@TechnoKnight2520]

Not exactly, because the dispenser give an 'Unicorn sucking an erection', so I consider this dispenser an VERY Broken one.

[@alexandraroman4121]

5:30 I WAS TOLD NO MORE CANCER!

[@Kaibutsu_lol]

15:54 C̵̍̒Ó̶̎M̴̀͛Ē̸̠ ̶̄̿Ō̵͝Ú̴T!!!!!!

[@mariobros68]

This most the smexual related to the sniper smexual video about Private Twinkle Toes

[@hankthefunniesttugboat8916]

Starlight glimmer is literally the best character ever and I love her 💕😍🥰

[@loveanarchist6657]

Hey what podcasts you like? Me:

[@jambles3752]

“*ooo* Hey Soldier!” “Oh, h🅰️llo Engineer!”

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

Soldier: i am V E R Y h*rny!

[@collinstewart64]

1:40 Sharereeshaaaaare -TF2 communist heavy

[@MaceTheBarrowsLord]

ART

[@RujiTheRockBoi]

1:51 is there an fnaf version of this before demoman said rock bottom???

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

*SHADILAY*

[@woolynchlightemerald]

Someone should make this animation of this video

[@harrytheseal6566]

I would watch this in an animation, even if it is split up into separate pieces

[@YourOldPalHunter]

3:42 2:13 4:09 5:07 4:17 8:37 6:01 7:07 15:52 1:06 16:21

[@lukemccann576]

More videos like this please

[@willazillaprime492]

You should make a sequel for this sense Endgame is now out.

[@AkmalNova-mo9gl]

Soldier: This is my world, you are not welcome to my world! This is my smexual, you are not welcome in my smexual! This painis is mine! Do you understand that?

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

(Starlight steal Soldier's Painis) Soldier: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! dammit my painis! Starlight: (laughing)

[@AkmalNova-ky4pj]

Heavy: Soldier! Entire painis is stolen. Soldier: Heavy, if you know what's good for, you will run! Heavy: NO! I was just no more cancer! Who's many on to stand with me?!

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

(everyone says no)

[@AkmalNova-ky4pj]

Heavy: SHIT!

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

(Starlight steal Heavy's painis)

[@snoiparsamazinvideos3759]

So, uh, may i try animating this? Atleast a part of it, 16 minutes is a loong time...

[@memeexp1103]

Don't care. Go ahead, lad

[@snoiparsamazinvideos3759]

Thanks lad

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Is OUR little pony. Long live Lenin.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

For ALL to share!

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

this is not My Little Pony, this is OUR Little Pony! (USSR Theme)