Mighty_and_Apocalyptic_PURPLE_team_celebrate_love_day_at_amusement_park_with_old_friend.battleofgods

[@JanusHoW]

"You know what they say..." (random incomprehensible high speed gibberish) I never get tired of that kind of joke in smexuals.

[@canon-de-75]

True... AYAUBAUAGAHABHGHGBHBSNSNZINS POO TISS SPENEPS BPBPBPPBPBPBPP

[@REDunofficial]

Ah yes, the perfect recipe for a smexual: Pro Wrestling, anime girls, jokes from other KZbinrs, and just a dash of eardrum-splitting screams.

[@Luzaku_kiss]

And buttsecks and shet

[@patrik9328]

Anime girls dont belong in smexuals, but i make exception on this one....

[@nightmarebb7987]

Godspeed, Akira!

[@mariobros68]

And where is My Little Pony?

[@patrik9328]

​@@mariobros68i dont think Waifu Beater cares about MLP

[@patrik9328]

Absolutely hilarious. Rest in Peace Akira Toriyama "Soldier, im not your son" *Loud violent slap* "YES YOU ARE!!!"

[@qualityarsenic3922]

Smexual that starts with ear raep and shitting means you know this is going to be good.

[@ronwest4047]

Not gonna lie, that heavy tekken shit slaps!

[@azurewarrior2000]

That "Gazpacho covered monkey wrench and a Canadian robot unicorn brain maggot in a Jack-in-the-Box" bit had me laughing like a maniac.

[@canon-de-75]

This is quality SMEEEEK SHU WAL !! i hope Snivy "the worst American Pokemon" becomes a recurring character eventually... maybe he was crabhat spy or catboy spy's partner all alooong? Hm?

[@patrik9328]

"Worst American Pokemon?"

[@canon-de-75]

​@@patrik9328 What soldier says at the end of The_glorious_coc_combat_tag_team_tournament_69_not_overwatch_VS_the_pootis_world_order.snivy

[@patrik9328]

@@canon-de-75 oh right

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Hmm, you might be on to something here.

[@SegaMario]

You really doing my girl Snivy dirty like that, huh.

[@Josezaldivar2004]

Smexy Ladies and Mentlegans, Waifu Beater once agains delivers us another cooked success

[@warsharkproductions6550]

Quick note Akira was born 1955, not 1995

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Corrected. Thank you.

[@ГригорийШморгун-ф6э]

Waifu Beater, you are the best Smexual Creator. Keep creating smexuals with your lovable characters like Baby Cakes, Scout, BLU Demo and others.

[@mariobros68]

​@@TheWaifuBeater Needs My Little Pony

[@TheWaifuBeater]

​@@mariobros68 Do I look like Memeexp to you?

[@mariobros68]

@@TheWaifuBeater More like Blue Mario, STBlackST abd NISLT. Don't try to hide it, one day you'll make a video with ponies on it, and that will be enough proof to know you are a brony. Mark my words. Also: YEEEEET (WWE Style)

[@lordadorable1140]

13:08 it was at this moment Merasmus remembered, streets rules trump Jrpg battle mechanics

[@gethk.gelior4214]

What happen to fight money? Did someone buy two of every animal on earth?

[@TheWaifuBeater]

I spent it all on pot

[@heartrockingcity]

TINGLY never gets old

[@chriswalter5204]

These captions are absolutely beautiful! 😂

[@tommat72]

one of the best smexuals out there! i wanna watch it over and over again!

[@TheChickenRiceSmasher]

This smexual is so very M O I S T. But I have a feeling if I have to make an alternative ending, it would have to be at 13:40 where the eye rockets were about to explode on American Soldier, Conehead Scorpion teleports out of hell and then the solos the absolute shAAAAAT out of Merasmus, and thus, Merasmus got the Steely Dan treatment which is from Stardust Crusaders, in which way, 21 fully loves Conehead Scorpion with all of her heart and appereciates American Soldier as well for a best friend as she kisses both the fighters at once, and thus, going back to the apartment, with an additional Demo West cameo.

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Fine, as long as you accept the fact that your ending isn't canon. lol

[@TheChickenRiceSmasher]

​@@TheWaifuBeaterAlright then, then I'l put this into an alternate dimension spinoff that I'll make which is "Fire, Swords, Robots, and Magic"

[@TheWaifuBeater]

@@TheChickenRiceSmasher All the file names for my cosmetics are in the description so you don't have to use my old renders again :)

[@TheChickenRiceSmasher]

@@TheWaifuBeater Yea and as an added bonus, I'll make this into a comic like smexual, but it will be a lot of work.

[@TheWaifuBeater]

@@TheChickenRiceSmasher Hmm. Maybe I could help with that. And small request, could you make Scorpion kill Monoculus as well? So the ending is more unique.

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

0:03 Heavy, Valentine day is already over maybe next year.

[@roaropgard8575]

Yes😏

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Shut up. Let the boy have his fun.

[@alvarocastro2ndchannel800]

ok

[@Shinku574]

6:12 Demo West: NO! Stop this S#*t!

[@roaropgard8575]

Rest in peace Toriyama😢

[@caleb_389]

this was probably the best smexual ive ever seen

[@dekuscrublord3737]

A smexual? In this day and age? Of this quality sentence mixing and time? Now this is a delightful surprise!

[@multiversenhoreactorcore2044]

15:42 necromedic: we are fully charged! American soldier: merasmus! I got 3 words for you.... BEST FRIEND KAMEHAMEHA!!! merasmus: you haven't heard the last of merasmus the merasmus the mera- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DRAMATIC FINISH!*

[@warsharkproductions6550]

3:03 OK that part made me absolutely lose it! 🤣

[@ApocalypseMoose]

I'm so glad tf2 smexuals are not only still made, but still quality.

[@benjaminishak6192]

Doing the lords work keeping the smexual flame burning

[@zenkill24]

Now Imagine Frieza and Merasmus fighting together against the Red and Blue team, it would be funny and an epic battle

[@Verdessa1273]

you never disappoint with these

[@Jar_rate]

You are next in lines for the best content of the entire community. God bless your soul.😊❤ Breaking the fourth wall, are we ? 4:58

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Unfortunately, that was my real voice.

[@Jar_rate]

@@TheWaifuBeater your voice isn’t cringe though

[@jacobg130productions]

Worth the wait and worth its weight in gold plated shit. Fantasic Job like always, Waifu Beater.

[@thelivingglitch1371]

6:25 Genius

[@angrypicture6155]

That was fucking beautiful holy shit

[@gamebotzero4925]

12:52 I agree. That's completely reasonable.

[@generaldegenerate9000]

Definitely!

[@Mae4Ever]

The most emotional smexual I ever watched

[@Pootsworthy]

verygood.jpg Also my stolen joke gave me the dumbest grin it made my day.

[@Mae4Ever]

Another classic!

[@laynalazarsnumber1fan]

Always down to seeing Spy getting what he deserves lol And props for the SpongeBob reference

[@tobimadara7539]

Thank you AKRIA

[@alexandraroman4121]

14:34 poor merasmus

[@kimberlylamm7677]

Wow WB, your smexuals get funnier with every upload.

[@Ribboppity]

Makes me want to learn SFM to animate this.

[@nejrunia4334]

06:25 felt like something out of naked gun lmao

[@filipsstarymultiverse]

12:49-13:07 Android 21's Chest Inflation

[@generaldegenerate9000]

Hell yeah!

[@TheWaifuBeater]

@@generaldegenerate9000 I had a feeling you'd enjoy that part XD

[@generaldegenerate9000]

@@TheWaifuBeater I’m glad you noticed! No need to animate stuff like that. It’s perfect for the imagination! ;)

[@TheWaifuBeater]

@@generaldegenerate9000 I have an unused picture of 21 with big booba but it just looked awkward to me so I didn't use it. lol

[@generaldegenerate9000]

@@TheWaifuBeaterAwwww Damn it now I’m instantly curious about what it would even look like. You got me even more interested about it now😭

[@SaifonSura-jx2tw]

i like the part 2:48 "You like it?" "NO! I do not!" 8:11 "21 Ride me!" *blush* "What?!"

[@ThatGreenSpy]

Sandmann: Spy, stop being so down bad! The Spy (Paper Hat Society): Look who's calling the kettle black. Sandmann: What's your f^^^ing point, Spy? The Spy (Paper Hat Society): [Tim Curry Clue 1985] Oh, haven't you guessed? **Crickets chirp** The Spy (Paper Hat Society): Ugh, THAT SOLDIER HAS AN ANIME WIFE, YOU FATHEAD! That technically means this video has a weeb in it! Sandmann: **Realization Crit** WHAT [Poker Night]!? (Rising Pitch) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH-- **Video caves in on itself** (I dunno. Just being goofy.)

[@KillerDitto77]

I cant believe Catboy SpaapS would say such things. Absolutely yiffsgusting... at least *he* didnt steal jokes from other youtubers... (Fun fast: In addition to necromancing, Necro Medic also has the ability to get autobalanced every video!)

[@KillerDitto77]

Also no SooS CheCh? Unwatchable

[@itscyber-man78]

Nah what spy said after this killed me 🤣 4:16

[@ChimmyAnimate]

At this point, this becomes a franchise rn

[@SemISkUIZTheRaccoonSpider1st]

if SandMann has his own name now... How is he not having his elemental Sand powers? like the real MARVEL's Sandman did. LOL I hope Chef Antoine will team up with Merasmus.

[@TheWaifuBeater]

My SandMann is a Pro Wrestler not a supervillain lol

[@abearwhogotinsane2372]

14:52 I guess 21 handcrafted Conehead's chainspear of truth

[@GarbageLord6543]

Very high quality 😂.

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

Good job, fabric

[@clan_boyd_3]

9:38 THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@sonicfan117dash2]

10:03 But I thought American Soldier was excited about fatherhood! 😁

[@RobertoneasProductions2002]

You never disappoint with these! 😄 Also, the boob inflation scene is noice! (Not being a perv about that right now tho, I swear) Keep up the good work! 😉 Someone should totes animate this smexual! Oh, and again, RIP Akira, you were the best... 😔

[@gamebotzero4925]

🤨"Boob inflation Scene is noice". Yeah right. I'll be watching you.

[@pokeman5699]

RIP Toriyama

[@pokeman5699]

ps. American Soldier is a lucky bastard

[@generaldegenerate9000]

RIP

[@AkmalNova-lg3jc]

THIS IS FOR GOKU!!!!

[@Stephen97Roblox]

4:30 even Earrape is not funny anymore Edit: Okay forget it.

[@colinwright81]

Well, that was pretty funny. Hilarious.

[@Mae4Ever]

Hey, I’m working on a juvinile smexual that I’m working on and I was thinking if you know where I can find these funny poop sound effects? Stock footage farts doesn’t do it for me.

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Some of the fart sound effects I got from this file. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGWoh2SueKyfipo

[@danitv6123]

Here we *AAAARRRRREEEE!*

[@kiawright1329]

YES SRRRR A NEW SMEXUAL!!!

[@giantjose9079]

1:22 Hadoken!

[@luizfelipebr5554]

Damn this is so cool 😮

[@gethk.gelior4214]

Sexcellent!

[@Astroman115]

we're so back

[@AkmalNova-lg3jc]

ファッキュー!

[@DissedRedEngie]

18:05 demo west is joining the pootis devilverse?

[@TheWaifuBeater]

The hell is a Pootis devilverse?

[@roaropgard8575]

American Soldier:Wait did you just say😳....Black cupcake??😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@AkmalNova-lg3jc]

MERASMUS!

[@roaropgard8575]

Necro Medic:Uh hello??🧐 what about the fight money????🧐 Heavy:Oh here😀 Necro Medic:Wut??????😳 HEAVY:Four-hundred-thunsands-dollars.😏 SOILDER:Heavy you had this Fight money this hold time????😳 Heavy:yeah😏 Soilder:I'm gonna kill you after this. Heavy:That's fair.😏 Catboy Spy:Not before I kill him first. Heavy:Ha you cannot even do shit twink.😏

[@AkmalNova-ei1vt]

*Spy crying*

[@acemarvel1564]

Mmm a Zesty Smexual for a Zesty sense of humor

[@ObieDobieZoomer]

YES. MORE. I HUNGER.

[@jamarthedancingdemon3961]

18:11 r.i.p 😔

[@SeriousSashka]

Im curious tho was this actually your voice when you appeared. Funni smexual as always, i luv your storytelling and how every smexual is connected lolol wait a sec.. you didnt poot Seuss Czech in here!!!

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Yep, that's how I sound lol

[@SeriousSashka]

@@TheWaifuBeater i mean you sound really kewl!!!

[@dionnekomatsuzaki9888]

13:15

[@redead-ita]

17:42 IT'S VENT'UNO NOT VENTI UNO. LEARN YOUR ITALIAN american Soldier.

[@TheWaifuBeater]

Well that's why he's called American Soldier and not Italian Soldier.

[@SethSANITY77]

2:41

[@SethSANITY77]

0:01

[@MJZD_Gaming_Channel_2004]

Whoever says "someone animate this", is nothing but trouble to this platform. (That's a joke, lads)

[@marvinc.banihit1957]

11:25 you should've asked *"STBlackST"* for some help here. If you know what I mean.

[@TheWaifuBeater]

I don't know what you mean. And he has no idea I even exist, lol Okay, so never mind that last part...

[@zigslotheon]

@@TheWaifuBeaterI think he means doing the fight STBlackST style

[@jamarthedancingdemon3961]

1:21

[@jamarthedancingdemon3961]

2:03

[@jamarthedancingdemon3961]

14:34 hi