3 SCARY GAMES #5

[@maizeandblue5102]

*sees picture of family with holes in them* "What a holesome family" Mark's got puns

[@RustySpoke]

This comment is grate but it’s a little cheesy

[@bigoz5105]

Luis Rodriguez what do you think my profile picture is

[@nevemnevem1088]

Idiot you just faked from him and you got a 1k.IDIOT

[@DxdEyez]

1,000th like

[@PotartOnYT]

Ironic if he suffers from trypophobia too.

[@Jermert_]

Girl: screams Ad: *allow me to introduce myself*

[@hottopic8374]

lmao

[@Sef.0p]

Same!😅😂

[@olivia-gg5pm]

That happened to me too

[@niamhfogarty3408]

Lmao I got a sanitary towel ad

[@jennaslife6328]

Wee Gee XD

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

Y'know what The ambiance of the first game is _actually_ terrifying

[@theqrow2783]

The best thing is that I worked with the ones who made the game

[@the_death_slayerrescores6934]

The Qrow I feel like I’ve heard the soundtrack before but I don’t know where

[@Doctorskin3]

it gave me legit shivers

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

I forget entirely what the first game is like

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

Oh that's because it was nine months ago haha

[@woahtokyo8032]

When you have captions on, in the beginning of the video when mark says “ruining it with my presence and stupidity” who ever was doing the captions said “no mark we love you :c” I thought that was the cutest

[@sxnsetgaming1765]

yeah I saw that that was cute XD

[@InternetFemceI]

17:38

[@iamanitthanks4208]

Or when he said pay very close attention to me and they added the “will do” I also thought that was cute

[@megasauruss]

It's cute, but defeats the purpose of captions. People seem to forget that deaf/hard of hearing people do actually need to use them.

[@woahtokyo8032]

@@megasauruss well yea I understand that but the message was in parentheses and I think they would know it’s not what he’s saying

[@lonkwuzhere4433]

Mark - "if you know one thing about me it's that I'm a real smart." also Mark - *legitimately questions if rice was grown in Ireland*

[@jackalthesandwingminecraft2480]

Mork doing an r/therewasanattempt

[@tamibryceland1475]

@Crotchwhistle Purple r/tihi

[@karenpetryk1015]

Lol

[@uncleflagzz]

He said he's smart, not that he remembers things

[@johanohlsson7475]

Lol

[@Miss_Jackson251]

Mark: I gotta do the Pledge of Allegiance to refresh my memory! *Starts to sing Star Spangled Banner*

[@garfielffan6954]

He got the answer wrong, too

[@DroneShotFPV]

Don't forget three are 7 red stripes, not 9 lol

[@kingfloof5939]

@@DroneShotFPV I thought it was 9 cuz it was 9 colonies, and like 10 minutes later i just yelled, THERE'S 13!!

[@broken-unbeliever3307]

XD

[@soontherewillbesnow]

@@kingfloof5939 If I remember correctly, there were originally 13 stars for the 13 colonies. So that's where that comes from, I believe.

[@stewiegriffin7237]

0:46 Insomnis 21:04 Survival Of The Smartest 27:23 Darkness Dwells

[@teamkong7161]

Thank u

[@thatcactus.]

Thanks cheese overlord

[@pixelysandwich]

This comment is perfect with your profile picture.

[@GaMiNgBrO227]

cool! now do the jumpscare parts

[@novasthehottestfr]

Gods work

[@blayrerapkoski2757]

Anybody else fall asleep to his voice 😂 just cause it’s so soothing? Him and Morgan freeman got somethin goin

[@redacted4695]

yeah lol

[@lauryn5696]

It’s cuz they both start with m’s which ‘mmmm’ also starts with

[@Sfmsmy]

I thought I was the only one?!

[@musicalmanticore5208]

MHMMM He reminds me of corpse but better. I like his voice more then corpse because it still is a giggly deep voice xD

[@CAPTAIN_KIA]

uh me 2😂

[@sethknights2751]

Child: *screams* Ad: A man has fallen into the river in lego city! Start a new rescue helicopter.

[@thunderlordabove420]

Ok that is actually perfect timing 😂

[@someoneworthit]

HEY!

[@thefnafgang7372]

That is so perfect

[@itzwyvernz7326]

GRAMMARLY CAN HELP YOUR ESSAYS FIR IMORTILANT BEEZWWX MEETEINGZ

[@Slasher_YouTube]

@@itzwyvernz7326 the fuck are you saying?

[@jhwardius]

This may sound corny but whatever I don't care. So my sister has very severe autism, and she never talks or anything. She usually stays quiet or draws. A few months ago I showed her a Markiplier video, and she really liked it so I showed her some more. She likes his sense of humor and his deep voice. She's been watching all of them ever since. She was really happy when he uploaded today, so keep up the good work Markiplier! 👍

[@ooartieoo4196]

Not corny dude, I think it's really great. C:

[@CreatorSamiswatchingyou]

awww thats so great!!!! really touching 😢😢😁😁

[@valcliffb8558]

Hey man, I'm glad your sis found someone that helps bring her out of her shell. I'm glad Mark is back too, youtube's been a bit lonely without his chicanery.

[@diamondcry5470]

crap potato Praying that Mark sees this comment...

[@violetpixie7224]

Aw that's amazing I'm glad markimoo puts a smile on a lot of people's faces ❤

[@grim5054]

I like how when mark's flight or flight responcw happens The first thing is flight, but when that inevitably and always fails, he goes straight to fight

[@arkatoreus9422]

Do you mean "fight or flight" Proofreading FTW and yes, proofreading is 1 word.

[@terichix8494]

@@arkatoreus9422 why did you feel the need to type anything about proofreading? Are you that proud of reading someone elses comment?

[@jackalthesandwingminecraft2480]

@@arkatoreus9422 boochdag

[@genkureshima9834]

Yeah, Mark's uniqueness goes up to the point that he does flight or fight instead. First he tries to run away but _even if running away is working_ he will eventually turn around and face danger head on.

[@ENTR0PY]

14:11 As I like to say, *"You can't outwit the brainless."*

[@firockfinion3326]

"Did my manly screams of delight scare you?" - Markiplier, 2018.

[@stephenleong7373]

Firock Finion im deaf.....

[@imbluepower2708]

"What a hole-some family" - Markiplier, 2018.

[@firockfinion3326]

Stephen Leong, oh, that's unfortunate. I'm sorry.

[@stephenleong7373]

Firock Finion im not deaf its just the screams wanna make me deaf

[@Max-hu8fw]

29:02 *jumscare happens* Ad: “What do you want to be when you grow up? AN ASTRONAUT”

[@twg6186]

Ms.Queen O Crustaceans sAme

[@ipsharoy7398]

I did not get an ad. Lmao

[@qpie3409]

@@ipsharoy7398 I got noodle Ad

[@ipsharoy7398]

@@qpie3409 I am hungry now

[@qpie3409]

@@ipsharoy7398 Same

[@thatcringykey9946]

*SCREAMS AFTER HAVING HAND CUT OFF* ME- I guess he couldn't *HaNdLe* it

[@mytrr]

This is why I don’t scroll down the comments

[@malfoyer459]

Moi Boi this is why nobody likes you

[@nottwiggy8708]

@@malfoyer459 Don't take it that far or hard

[@15prime8]

damn you're good

[@angiearroyo7473]

Wow...

[@tajb6406]

32:49 Others when scared: “AHH” Mark when scared: “m A s t u R b A t i o N”

[@loki4807]

I wish I screamed that when I got scared. There is one problem though, I don't get scared.

[@Lunarmoon465]

@@loki4807 lol same …

[@Lunarmoon465]

Lol

[@kolafluffarts1771]

I immediately scream "fuck off" or "fuck you"

[@justice9891]

"Crank and yank," * pulls Ethan out of a closet * "No Justice, not that crank."

[@couchgaming216]

If u don't crank it. Soulja boi gonna crank it for you.

[@MikasMeme]

@@couchgaming216 no he is prob gonna be in jail soon after the whole lawsuit thing

[@xxMENZOCKxx]

Nice name

[@Sweetie.21]

But... what would you be yanking? It better not be Eef! Because I doubt he would consent to that. Also, you may not yank me either (my name is also Ethan).

[@sanders_kfc]

@@Sweetie.21 (Nor me, my name is also Ethan lol)

[@AlbertaCree06]

“And like most children... we get no sleep cause we’re trying not to die!” Yes. True. Accurate. Preach.

[@vespertiwolf7195]

"How many stripes are there on the American flag?" "Oh say can you see... NINE!"

[@thejamester14]

"Every night when you go to sleep theres things peering at you from the closet" Jokes on you Mark I don't have a closet

[@sadsquid2222]

I sleep in my closet

[@dakotabean2242]

@@sadsquid2222 same

[@shikupo]

@@sadsquid2222 in order to beat the monster, you must become the monster

[@whytho4024]

@@sadsquid2222 Samsies. My room used to be a kitchen so my closet is huge

[@CrusaderCarlton]

Same

[@jurassicjordan7229]

mark: *says 8352* *types 8252* me:"no.. no.. no no NOOO!!!!"

[@duckyducktm9197]

Jurassic Jordan *S H O O K*

[@itiscastro2082]

Jurassic Jordan I caught that too man lol

[@vedanshsingh5251]

EXACTLY

[@tonictimed]

oh i just thought he picked up something i didn’t LOL

[@NapstabIook]

Spoiler :(

[@daniel-gabrielvlad2462]

"Maybe it is 8352" *TYPES 8252* Edit: I love how we can all relate by this simple statement about Mark :D

[@harmonybrackett4983]

Daniel-Gabriel Vlad I know right😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@twilight6364]

Classic Mark

[@alunkard-geovane2685]

I'm here on comment section just to see a comment saying that, thank you !

[@nightshadebittersweet3591]

That was my most favorite part of this video

[@badatvideogames5832]

Daniel-Gabriel Vlad what time in the video does that happen

[@thatoneguy5-74]

When mark called the phone I got a call on my phone form an unknown number It was just my grandma

[@butt9453]

How was she? She doing well? I hope this is a lesson that i won't ever answer unknown number ever...unless family hehehe >:3

[@capybar00]

Mark is your grandma

[@kennethmorganmcgregor3658]

Don't press read more... just imagine...

[@JesusChrist-ef1xu]

Dad is tha you?

[@skeocide7198]

Lol

[@EmilySpiritExT]

The Darkness Dwells reminds me of a story I heard. I forgot from where I heard it but it was a scary story. That in a family there was a little girl that was very scared of what she claimed to be monsters coming for her at night. She'd wake up in the middle of the night screaming and distressed. Whenever that happened, her parents checked on her to see there was nothing wrong but her being in distress. Out of love, they let her sleep in their bed several nights, as they believed she was only having nightmares. Eventually the dad got annoyed with their daughter constantly sleeping with them every night. One night after tucking her in bed, he told her she had to be a big girl now, that it's her imagination, no monsters. She didn't like that respond, but what can a kid do to argue if their parents don't believe them about monsters? She had to sleep in her own bedroom again. After he put her to bed, he locked her bedroom or jammed a chair under the knob so it couldn't be opened and he went to bed with his wife. The family slept that night until the frightened screams of their young daughter woke them up. It was still night when she was screaming out of horror and fear. I think eventually the noise died down, and the parents drifted back to sleep. They woke up the next morning and went to their daughter's bedroom, only to find she was missing with no traces of what happened or something like that. That's what I remember of the story. I think there was a part during the screaming she tried to escape through her blocked bedroom door only to find it's been locked or jammed closed. So she couldn't run to her parents' room like the previous nights to save her from the monsters that were coming for her each night. I'm positive it's a scary story, not a real story that really happened to a family. Cause every kid complains about monsters when they are so young and love the protection of sleeping alongside their parents to keep the monsters away, and as far as know every human had survived childhood through those fears. Sadly, I don't remember how it ended other than the girl was missing mysteriously. Like there's no way she had escaped her bedroom that night, and I can't remember if there was any saying if there was nothing or if there was any trace that something did happen. Like if the monsters were real and had succeeded in kidnapping her that night she was stuck in her bedroom or not. But it was very spooky story. If anyone kinda recognizes the description of the story I gave please, let me know the name of it cause it's clear I forgotten it. Please be kind to me, I know this comment is long but I couldn't make a short comment with everything I had to say. And even if anyone can't recognize the story I kinda retold above, then at least you got to read a spooky story kinda. Please be kind. I felt like making this comment cause Darkness Dwells game kind of reminded me of that story I can't name yet sort of retold poorly.

[@biccnesse]

That's awful, I'm glad it's just a story.

[@ImpGoddess]

1. I wish I remembered the name myself but sadly I don't 2. Cute pfp, kudos especially if you drew it yourself :3

[@emilyk3183]

This sounds similar to a story I've heard before. It's probably not the same but it does sound familiar. Also, once in a while, I would like to hear about how parents sleep in their child's room to either witness said monsters or just as a way to comfort their child. It's always sleeping in the parent's bed or "no honey, there's no monster's".

[@nixonthescorpionking]

this is the LONGEST comet ive ever read

[@simpsonrosetti5130]

I wish I knew the name, but good story, pretty spooky! *DOOT DOOT*

[@wildwolf1657]

I really hate stairs because their usually up to something.

[@evanmaves8346]

wildWolf 1 that was bad

[@averagebleachsalesman390]

Rethink your life.

[@eat.pant_1217]

Same, I also hate people who use graph paper because I feel that they are always plotting something

[@chrisdabeast5622]

All the hate that this comment is getting you, don't let it effect you. That was pretty good.

[@wildwolf1657]

Thanks Ultimate gamer360

[@adamuntius9646]

The return of the exiled!!!! Btw you won't ruin KZbin, you're saving it by posting this video... Keep doing what you love!!!

[@llorettaslothstoddart917]

Lord Stiro Thatwpd a nice comment

[@rev696]

Same

[@indigo3032]

You cannot ruin what is already ruined.

[@chrisaikey790]

Cancel that

[@adamuntius9646]

「スカイ」PROJECT but you can *fix* it then ruin it again :P

[@azizthecrucial662]

21:18 "So we're in the most horrible place you could possibly think of" SO THOSE LOCKERS, THAT COULD ONLY MEAN... [ ! ] 21:22 "School" *Oh no*

[@azurianumbreon]

was that a metal gear alert sound

[@the_population7216]

Good news! School is no more! Society is no more! LIFE IS NO MORE! *DEATH IS NO MORE!*

[@waveflii9563]

Nobody like it

[@baemtm]

10:06 The little girl in that photo is Caylee Anthony. It's surprising to see something like that there considering how terrible the entire case was.

[@KATIEMAEMAE]

I came to the comments to see if anyone noticed that they'd used her photo as the missing girl.

[@brittanieferguson727]

Right? I was like, that seems like a poor decision to use her photo

[@bridgettmcdaniel6071]

I have been scrolling through the comments to see is anyone else has noticed this too. I thought I was the only one

[@Anniekitty1016]

Yeah. I'm not happy. Don't use her photo for fun.

[@stussibape5997]

"I always bet on Uranus" - Markiplier, 2018

[@danielsatterfield5978]

Aaron Kozel award winning speech

[@a3dg638]

Aaron Kozel I like Uranus ;) What I like the planet Uranus!!

[@tylerthegrimm]

Aaron Kozel I heard Uranus is muddy

[@JustinY.]

Wow what a convincing imposter. You won't fool me this time!

[@SkinBoy04]

Justin Y. So... the adventure continues.

[@quinmundell7528]

You mean the other ones fooled you?

[@foxytlbrider2569]

This is the real mark

[@MadChanneling229]

I SHALL BE ON EVERY MARKIPLIER VIDEO AND SAY MOIST!!!! YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME

[@shadowrodent1509]

nope that’s him alright.

[@servant3141]

Ah, the days of Markiplier horror have returned. When us viewers must balance uncontrollable laughter with bloodcurdling screams that could stop the hearts of senior citizens.

[@sevenclovvers]

Mach6 Gaming XD

[@punkasshunter]

Yeah, pretty much spot on

[@soniatheshoosh3713]

You can say that again

[@Titanic-wo6bq]

That is teh only reason I watched Markiplier

[@deadlydiamond]

Markiplier: "Im trying to get myself back into school when we were doing the Pledge of Allegiance." Also Markiplier: *Sings National Anthem*

[@veridian4433]

The way to tell if he's Mark or not is by measuring how quickly he's driven to insanity because of these games

[@fattestcat1308]

Lol so true

[@wrldcookies9363]

He went insane within the 3 minutes of play😂

[@anthonytonythegeek5561]

Veridian tru

[@anthonytonythegeek5561]

Antisepticeye he has always been insane

[@Sun_Sushii]

Ye

[@connorhabrecht9480]

This is the most convincing Markiplier exile video I've seen yet!

[@Red-uo6od]

Girl: *Screams* Ad: “Try this Rose Vanilla Deodorant!”

[@user-oj7np2ej1z]

Tbh it sounds like a gud icecream flavor -U•

[@crystalcranford5298]

Bruh

[@masterchief9008]

Mark: every night there's things peering at you from the closet Me: ha jokes on you I live in the closet

[@JellOFishLickr]

Wait...

[@TaRa_K]

Lmao.....good joke, Harry Potter 😉🤣

[@avahebert7725]

Omg saaaaaame

[@miiman2038]

You might be the one peering at others from the closet 😳

[@paintedpools4752]

Same

[@ZorotheGallade]

"The Earth has a big iron ballsack in the middle of it" --Markiplier, 2018

[@jj_jaspy]

ZorotheGallade lol

[@Sneezybirb]

Sooo the Earth has balls?

[@tomeh6450]

bluecottoncandy girl, Yes. Yes it does.

[@tomeh6450]

Penny Carson, Obviously XD

[@tomeh6450]

Penny Carson, Lol! I'm not even male and I still think it's funny ;-;

[@voidsalts7158]

"So theres a cross on that door," *Looks to right* "and theres a cross on this door," *Looks to left* "So it has to be this door!" *Goes forward* Why do I watch and love this weirdo? We've missed you Mark

[@wankydankmcswankydank9701]

Positive Lee the exact moment i read this comment this happened

[@slpy1988]

can we appreciate marks pun in the beginning “what a wholesome family”

[@tachankykang6675]

Yes I laughed my ass off so much it was SO funny but so sudle

[@starfox8720]

Baeou Music uhhh nope but i just watched jacksepticeye call a banana appealing then flirt with it soooooo

[@arcticdino1650]

"This game's called survival of the smartest" Welp, Mark's dead

[@matthewweiser9032]

mark has the perfect voice for a mystery novel tho

[@thegod300jr]

Edge of sleep on Spotify check it out

[@rileymasters1683]

Or a romance novel.

[@bibswhat]

woah there bucko@@rileymasters1683(you're right)

[@lostsoul1938]

Kid screams *gets ad* Ad: "NEED ROMANCE"

[@spookyscaven7329]

🌹🌷💐💏💐🌷🌹 🙇‍♀️

[@hat7475]

**screams harder**

[@jaelynnpennington7412]

"And like most children we don't get any sleep cause we're trying not to DIE!" Markimoo 2018

[@waveflii9563]

Mark: “I definetly didn’t put my radioactive tutsies on that floor!” Me: “You can’t because you’re ex filed a restraining order on you.”

[@loki4807]

This was very entertaining.

[@couchgaming216]

Mark: what if I don't wanna go down the stairs! The killer: (pulls out sign that says free ice cream) Mark: ok mabey just a peek.

[@verenicearteaga6594]

That's from bendy

[@jackalthesandwingminecraft2480]

@Felix Mcbeth ....

[@aphmauldshadowladys1fans413]

LMFAO

[@Deathproof73]

Wait... you left?! But.. but.. but.. then who was in the previous videos?.... *rocks back and forth in a corner questioning my sanity* Haha good to have you back :)

[@indirixa3921]

He didn't leave he got exiled

[@supersaiyanbluevegeta2492]

His brother dummy

[@schippai3308]

k

[@GlitchyFragment]

Omi S. *stares at u both......* meh *noms a cookie and rocks in the corner because of no reason*

[@phillipmayo7843]

that was Rufus Cunningham in the prior gaming videos you bloody weiner

[@morqanw]

I’m on a scary games marathon and I’m running out of videos to watch

[@mytrr]

Watch Flamingo

[@fluoridepill]

then play the games yourself.

[@rose_seraph_wings8052]

Hell yeah girl, same

[@kharszy]

Mark:"You know this happens every night when you're going to bed when you're alone in your room,there's things peering at you from the closet" (33:29) Me: That's why I keep the closet always open, so I could stare back at it c:

[@lunarkitsune2552]

Heidi S I always had my closet light on

[@lemonfizz2897]

*Stares at monster, smirking* Me: I fucking dare you to walk up to be and say 'boo', ghosty bitch

[@Scooton]

@@lemonfizz2897 Oh ho, I can't make you anxious without coming closer.

[@mushroom_doesnt_exist8053]

Assert dominance

[@JellOFishLickr]

Me who doesn't have a door to my closet: Haha, try me!

[@OrdinaryPotato]

Man that thumbnail reminded me of the food critic from ratatouille

[@confusion7]

Ordinary Potato xD

[@bdog8858]

Ordinary Potato 😂 im dead

[@Supermynci9000]

You mean Ego? I guess I can see that a little.

[@ryderrrrr]

pls You gave me nightmares now pls stop ;-;

[@persona8439]

Ordinary Potato. Ego.

[@thesapphiredragon8568]

I love how he tries to say the pledge of allegiance and sings the star spangled banner

[@Anthonybrother]

Mister Flame Gaming i piss on the star spangled banner

[@MavieElder37]

Only true mericans know the difference

[@fatloser8261]

That fucking made my day, thank you.(sry for my french)

[@solsanguis8032]

Kid in darkness dwells: AAAAAAAHHH- Mark:UUEEHHAAAAAHH- Ad: the future waits for no one.battles are waged in seconds. Join the marines.

[@MyDoubleJs]

me: ...but i don't wanna join the marines.

[@spookyscaven7329]

Kid in darkness: 🙇‍♀️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 👻

[@ridiculousgaming416]

FUCK YES

[@Ollie_the_Possum]

Hah, jokes on them. I have depression anxiety autism and ADHD LMAO

[@QueenShojo]

So I only recently started watching and going through the Scary Games Playlist, so please excuse the 3 years too late comment. At 10:04, the newspaper that shows the headline of the missing girl. Maybe it's just because I lived in Central Florida during the disappearance and trial of the Caylee Anthony murder, but I recognized her IMMEDIATELY. That's the picture the media used every time they talked about her.

[@DaisyNukes]

10:01 I was looking for a comment about the picture. So distasteful to use it imo….

[@SorellaDahliaIII]

4:47 Oh it's a *pOOzlE!*

[@slaystation4391]

Markiplier: "Easy breezey beautiful" Me: "Covergirl"

[@depressedtheatrekid1709]

Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Cover-Mark

[@DawnStreak.]

Easy breezy beautiful cover-squirrel

[@slaystation4391]

@Crotchwhistle Purple who figured what out? Been knew that it was something I said outloud 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@jameswelcher2830]

@Crotchwhistle Purple you don't deserve that pfp

[@BuggyTrucks]

13:21 *SCREEEAAAAAAAMMMMM* Ad: "Are you ready for the ultimate xfinity x 5?"

[@LittleDJ-cb8sx]

Mine is a coke ad

[@SilkyCrow]

Mine was a KZbin red ad

[@praisethezaza]

AVENGERS END GAME!

[@Yun5890]

Mina was k-pop ad :")

[@michellereboldila400]

Mine was anime game ad in short honkai impact 3

[@JadeMackenzie-nb1ge]

22:30 there are 7 red stripes on the flag because counting all together is 13 - 7 red and 6 white

[@calebjackson5021]

Mark, you should play Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning. Jack and Dashie played and I really enjoyed seeing them get frustated with it. So when you get the chance, please play it.

[@thegamingslayer9003]

PanPan The Smol Cinnamon Child C: Dude you're right I wacted that video I shout it was a learning game till the teacher pulled out a ruler lmao

[@calebjackson5021]

the gaming slayer 900 Lmao

[@mightyakkylex]

PanPan The Smol Cinnamon Child C: nice spoiler 🤣🤣

[@Ahmed.Shaikh]

Especially good if u don't know it's genre beforehand

[@samiinem6505]

the gaming slayer 900 lol same

[@waterdemon7181]

*child screams** Advert immediately comes on: “PIKAAAA!! Pokemon sun and moon”

[@jennyberger8229]

Aqua Cookie *pokemon has some dark secrets*

[@schizoid_d]

I had an IKEA ad

[@sobiabushra7151]

Omg same to me

[@kikip80844]

Lol mine was a first response ad (very fitting)

[@anonymousegg9933]

My ad was a BW hotel ad

[@konzie149]

no one: literally not a single soul: mark: *intensely tickles dead persons toes*

[@tatumfowler3603]

The secret to eternal life... tickle there toes so they laugh their soul back into their body.

[@spoopybeta]

I died when he tickled the tootsies 😂

[@jailynperez551]

LMAOO

[@jackalthesandwingminecraft2480]

Mork nu

[@laurynaspetr5552]

rat-a-tatoullie kenzie ye im at that part

[@quandalefardingle1932]

Quite literally, I watched the 1st scary game and when he called the phone number, I genuinely started freaking out. Not the laughter, not the beeping, but the girl screaming. I immediately tossed off my headset and spammed t he arrow key to skip past. I don't know why I did that but I did. Nice video :D

[@kungfuhungsu]

"What a holesome family" oh Mark, never change hahahaha

[@KuronaHana]

CREEPY STRANGER: "I have been looking for you, for a long time" ME: "HELLO?? IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?!? I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES!"

[@charleskerbygames1459]

good JOB!

[@Sn00zeYYYY]

Yaaaas

[@EiramEseer]

Crona SAME!!?!?!?

[@thelaughingrouge]

Lionel Richie reference? Always a good decision.

[@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot]

what a 'holesome' family LMAO

[@starfruit3575]

he said that as soon as I read this

[@mattanmarw]

StarFruit2344 I was going to say that too and then I saw your comment😂😂

[@thegirlintheback6612]

@@starfruit3575 same dude XD

[@rainsamavibes2070]

That picture of slappy really gives me the 'goosebumps'

[@bdd1222]

*wholesome

[@sapphireparcival5428]

Mark: *looks at the poster of the family with holes in them* Mark: what a hole-some family

[@katierodgers2662]

Omg I'm so glad you're back mark. You have no idea how much we missed you! Thanks for taking so much time for us. And we are thankful

[@nmspy]

Mark? This is clearly wade. What an imposter. Bring back the last mark...

[@xxfifirxx]

:')

[@HannahArtsygirl]

That's not Mark

[@hayleysmith9942]

13:23 R.I.P headphone users You'll thank me later :)

[@e.p2717]

Thank u when i got to that part my ears started bleeding

[@Frog-uy5gk]

Thank you I am saved

[@lazykpop3215]

T.T*

[@fallenfromgracee1059]

just gonna turn my volume down now...

[@fallenfromgracee1059]

LOL I DIDN'T DO IT god help me im gonna watch in full screen now

[@gary1315]

That last games beginning made me think my headphones were jacked up.

[@MontyBoopers]

Jace Turner oof that's the worst

[@Pyl64]

Me too

[@jaylondent4718]

13:20 ⚠VOLUME WARNING! ⚠

[@bullet_outsmarter_5000]

Thank you

[@mike-bs7715]

Good that I was reading the comments as I watched :D

[@Infected_Anhh2_Game]

"Oh. Okay!. Great. My ear are dead?"

[@angelholland117]

M: easy, breezy, beautiful. My head: *covergirl*

[@Z-1991]

What the... Who are you and what have you done to Markiplier?!, it is obvious that you're using a carboard mask!!

[@jackmcpe4916]

XDDDDDDDD

[@LuckyIStar]

Nah dude, this is totally Ethan. His Mark impressions have become legendary.

[@joshuareyes4404]

Zevastian 1991 dont talk about my mom like that, she's trying, ok?😆😆

[@Gooooooooooose]

Who is that

[@jenarupert1359]

this disguise is 10/10

[@zip7083]

Mark : my hand hurts because signing calendars The game : i got you fam *(chops his hand off)*

[@zip7083]

LOL, I'm not actually laughing lol right shit ...

[@rebeccakoch9203]

You know I'm glad the disembodied voice has CC, because otherwise it's hard to be terrified when you're yelling "...what??" at the demons.

[@Potato-if7hh]

Mark: says 8352 *Types 8252* Me: NOOOO! BOI

[@umok6643]

STRANGER THINGS #1 Fan that literally made me so mad

[@jinx5033]

STRANGER THINGS #1 Fan he pushed 3. But it glitched and put 2

[@mega7758]

I was like : now u r not gonna be able to finish da game and u will be wondering whae. Good job mark

[@CorundumDevil]

>8252 *_REEEEEEEEE_*

[@ynaegloo1917]

STRANGER THINGS #1 Fan NOOOOOO GIRL!

[@jacobsfuneral]

"Oh okay maybe it's just 8352... Puts 8252

[@JoshuaWagan]

Jacob Holguin what time mark is that?

[@JoshuaWagan]

Jacob Holguin nevermind

[@xxgoldenpinapplexxp7946]

I'mma call it 😂

[@illumi9574]

wait did he really?!

[@songloops3168]

Jacob Holguin AGHHHH THAT MADE ME SO MAD

[@meg69420]

Me: be not scared of any real jumscares Also me: horrified of all things that are small spooks

[@SarcasticCupcake223]

omg same tho XD

[@ohsock.5501]

at 12:20 i started hearing a subtle purring and was like "why isn't mark commenting on that weird purr?" turns out, it was my cat's purr

[@mike-bs7715]

Aww haha

[@nataliealfera7225]

Im expecting a lot of jumpscares and a lot of Mark screaming

[@dull_demon4717]

Same, but then again. Aren't we all?

[@booptydoop7408]

Natalie Alfera same

[@krystel2153]

I was expecting a jumpscare list

[@carrioncrow7687]

Natalie Alfera without a doubt

[@toshibh]

And throwing chairs, mouses and swear words right? oops thought this was getting over it.

[@zomboe_tv1534]

Mark: Australia me: wot Mark: we’re coming to you me: me: lemme just pause this real quick and scream outside thanks

[@emilyvell3775]

Casper Douglas yassssss

[@unknownartist4486]

Casper Douglas yassssss

[@memerat409]

yassssss

[@TomboyGirlfriend]

I’m just imagining all y’all saying yasssssss in Australian accents

[@zomboe_tv1534]

Brooke WithTheHair omg 😂

[@austinmackie776]

Ghost coming towards him: excuse yu excuse yu Ghost:*disappears* Markiplier: that's what I thought

[@upsettispaghettios4245]

It’s kinda scary how at 7:17 the story on the newspaper about the police shooting could pass as an actual headline in 2020

[@solium3114]

I’m really tired and thought you said kinda wholesome

[@ImpGoddess]

It really is :(

[@WithVince]

Here is the Jumpscare List! 😊 Time Scary Meter 9: 02 1/5 10: 15 1/5 13: 04 2/5 13: 20 2/5 23: 18 3/5 29: 03 3/5 29: 59 2/5 31: 19 4-5/5

[@withoutvince7378]

GamingWithVince101 Thank you very much! 😘

[@WithVince]

Michaela H Yea I know that but Time links aren't allowed in Markiplier's channel.

[@WithVince]

And if you do put time links, you'll not see this comment.

[@splinter8930]

Wait whut? Why is that not allowed on Mark's channel?

[@divinekonan6308]

Omg thank you

[@polywow449]

Mark! Play a game called SCP: Secret Laboratory. It is an online fan version of containment breach, with 5 classes that you can play, including SCP! It is entirely multiplayer, so it is a great stream game as well. Best part is, it is completely free on steam! Ihope you take my advice. From, A fan

[@veridian4433]

This is the cleanest Mark imposter I've seen so far

[@horribleboo]

I know right!

[@shieda1809]

I agree

[@shieda1809]

The best one

[@jakeshadows9134]

Wxah Elijah r/whoosh

[@UncleAsmos2005]

Wxah Elijah oh good lord... You Must be new here...

[@riodejaneir0]

The captions are great. (“What a holesome family ;3;” *now is not the time for puns* ) **SPOOPY MUSIC INTENSIFIES**

[@kcoda8999]

I was actually sort of dozing off while watching this just now so when the scream happened mid vid I almost threw my phone across the room .-. I’m wide awake now

[@SirGrondlord]

Same, my life just flashed before my eyes at that moment

[@markventola7855]

how do u make that face

[@chellebooais]

Literally same .-.

[@alrightee]

Pandas .-.

[@markventola7855]

what

[@CrayZigg]

so, according to the comments, you should play: Granny Baldi Bendy man, the games have weird titles these days

[@ijxssie]

I just notice those 3 are "popular" and start with Bs, tf

[@elliotlamirande3869]

CrayZigg bendy the baldi granny

[@MathisMathis]

Jessiam yes, Granny starts with a b, good analysis

[@thewolfwarriors7333]

If 8 bitryan played them Mark should play them too.

[@pekachu2260]

And they all pretty much end in "ee"... Freddy... slendy man :P

[@lynnly330]

7:03 Cosmo and Wanda aren't hidden very well😂

[@iamchriswernet]

Green and pink..... Now I'm not a septiplier shipper so that's not what I'm gonna say BUUUUUUUUT Jameson Jackson and Wilfur Warfstache seem to have found they're way into a game with DEAD bodies....... Ay? No? Okay....

[@aphmauldshadowladys1fans413]

Wtf

[@Eselball]

Lynnly B what show was that from again

[@Rui88900]

@@Eselball fairly odd parents

[@Eselball]

S Satim143 S thank you, i knew i have heard those names

[@Ps3udonymous]

Hey,where’s the bleach store the thumbnail makes we want to pour the bleach into my eyes

[@laylaxthv]

HES BACK YAY LOVE YOU MARK!

[@nowardbeast9587]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@thatguardianangel127]

HES ALIVEEEEEEEEE 😍

[@nfcbulletlabyt64]

we all do

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

They're Everything what do you mean? He's never been gone....

[@thatguardianangel127]

THE KING HAS RETURNED FROM HIS EXILE ❤️

[@allisonhenry6067]

“I didn’t open that and I definitely didn’t put my radioactive tootsies on that floor”..... I’m DEAD 😂😂🤣🤣

[@llama__5128]

delicious toes

[@ripnoah91021]

@@llama__5128 I dont think so...

[@pistachio6100]

*Radio Static* "Hey, wanna fight bruh!" Mark says to the still static filled radio the radio responds in nothing but static as it secretly wants to kill Mark but realizes that it cant fight because it is just a radio

[@karelligtas]

Mercy you sound like a narrator

[@tanyarodriguez2361]

And now the weather

[@camdengoss6326]

Tanya Rodriguez with Tim and sue on channel 106 in the radio (i don't it that's correct soooooo...)

[@sleepiest_beetle]

Flawless Writing Mein Freund.

[@redacted144]

Also Mark “You can’t outsmart me. I ain’t got no brain for nothing.”

[@user-yr6uu1st6q]

Jumpscare list: *Insomnis* 5:02 0.5/10 9:02 1/10 9:05 2/10 13:20 1/10 (loud scream) *Survival of the smartest* 23:18 3/10 *Darkness dwells* 29:02 4/10 31:19 4/10

[@cameronmullin7277]

Thank you. You are really a cultured man/woman/person/thing.(we don't discriminate)

[@marceline512]

**Jumpscare gets halfway done** me: AH! **abruptly cuts to ad** me: ...oh

[@NOOB_O14]

Lol

[@pettyofficergaming7255]

I feel like the shit on the floor that looks like water is actually blood

[@speakerbox3602]

Petty Officer Gaming it probably is blood...😅🙁 that is worrying...*awkward scilence* um well so this got awkward.

[@Mystic-Misfit]

Dapper Dino *Jumpscare*

[@GabHowDoI]

Emma Kirby scilence? You have mistaken sir its *SILENCE*

[@elijahhiggins1780]

When you're in the middle of a jump scare and you get a McDonald's add

[@maddoxio]

Elijah Higgins whats the difference

[@cal2850]

I’m lovin it

[@elishan.1065]

😂

[@AuthentiKaate]

Elijah Higgins i laughed way too hard at this

[@euterpe_exe]

This is one of my favorite comments

[@squishymacchiato9428]

*"What a Wholesome family"* I'm-

[@kaylynxup]

Squishy Macchiato that precious girl, she's really got the best of both her parents, got her mom's heart and her dad's brain, she's going places. Probably a mental institution or prison, but places.

[@thisismyshameaccount3381]

Squishy Macchiato accidental pun also with the mother having a hole in her chest

[@NonexistentNiko]

I wanna hear more of "Mark's manly screams of delight"

[@K8LYN_198]

well thats unfortunate he didn't even realize he put 8252 instead of 8352

[@jellybelly6965]

Kaitlyn yeah lol

[@esmeraldapalacios4588]

Kaitlyn I saw that too lol

[@jesblazewicz234]

Hanging door, covered in blood, swinging over a stairway. I don’t get modern art, either. I haven’t stopped laughing

[@nathanchristner9861]

Welcome back from your exile Mark. I would love to see you play Baldi (I can’t remember the rest of the title sadly).

[@corvidaeic2378]

nathan christner baldi's basics in education and learning

[@gamingfox9934]

Baldi's Basics

[@unknownartist4486]

Baldi the rapist teacher

[@angieb380]

baldis abusive school

[@nathanchristner9861]

Arriaah Ara. Thanks.

[@Dog_man23]

COCKROACH JUMPED AT ME WHEN HE STARTED READING THE NEWSPAPER