3 SCARY GAMES #54

[@ollifossiel2992]

That fish gave me flashbacks to ‘woof’ ‘meow’ and ‘moo’

[@panpollyacedemithing2154]

Lmao same!

[@EmmaWold]

I need a blub version.

[@noone2706]

The next one hes gonna do is 'Glub Glub'

[@Xanniebyte]

Same

[@jiminsjams1831]

The fact that you put apostrophes instead of quotation marks is just hilarious💀💀

[@torrennicolas8124]

That fish screaming every time never got old. Lixian's edits are God tier.

[@randomgirly-girlsav1506]

You right

[@aikitonine1483]

They are!

[@sharenwaters2487]

FOREALZ I LOVE LIXIAN WITHOUT HIM WHO IS MARKIPLIER ?

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

"OOOHH!!!" Me: ...8D Ahaha!!

[@aquatech1753]

Indescribable Fish Noise List : 2:07 2:57 3:49 4:26

[@cupofoil8351]

"I need to pickup my violin, backpack, diploma, and milk." Ah yes only the essentials

[@ianasium]

doesnt everyone happen to be in this situation every now and then

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

@@ianasium happened to me yesterday.

[@NicheNobody]

Happened to my buddy eric

[@umbral_echo]

happened to my cat 😔

[@lucifermorningstar3330]

Pov:my dad before he left to get the milk

[@tiredbean3485]

"It's not real, none of this is real" SIX MONTHS LATER "Markiplier isn't real"

[@jacryan2626]

UNNUS ANNUS UNNUS ANNUS UNNUS ANNUS

[@PPChickenNug]

Markiplier is a simulation made to see what the people of youtube like and the youtube algrythm will tell youtubers what content to play

[@isabellavogelpohl4955]

Oh ya it’s all coming together

[@ruthl3ssrll843]

This is six month later lmao

[@bucketcat8665]

Again STOP SCARING ME👁👄👁😳🔫

[@jaspeesauna]

Game: *suddenly turns into a dating simulator* Mark: *stroke*

[@skotnica93]

Dev: Gotcha~

[@Niklee_02]

Bra that’s funny 🤣

[@bigbootiebilly]

@Rocky/Amber Animations hehe

[@denniseisler7691]

Stromke

[@KevinCabrera27]

OH, Seriously don’t tell me, wow, no really, very very Woow!

[@teamedward123ify]

First Game: please... please just get to the door... last one on the left Mark: hehehe fishy

[@cole_lol115]

Mark: haha fishy go UuAaAAUooO

[@justjohnashley]

gamer instincts go brrrrrrre

[@pixelizations]

Heheheh fishybach

[@wondershove9344]

Fishy: OUGH

[@kyleedowney5912]

Im sorry but thats how i be

[@whitewolfanton]

Not gonna lie, when he was asking if the fish was still there I *really* wanted to see *just* the pair of lips in the darkness go "Ooooohhh!"

[@ugly_ash5330]

Same lol

[@bonculfilms1624]

ME TOO😂

[@_itizme_432]

Same😂

[@jessicagrasley9926]

definitely

[@solnaya7536]

SAME :')

[@AP-uj2fg]

The aesthetic of the first game is so...inviting and familiar, and yet so unnerving. Making it look cozy and nostalgic was a really good choice.

[@_itizme_432]

Amy: *walks by the door* Mark *screaming* "I LOVE FLESH" Amy: i- I'll come back later

[@BI-11]

🤣

[@Raybidthehtffan]

@Osurazu ...... For all these years, you don't know who Amy is!?! XD lol

[@Raybidthehtffan]

@Osurazu oh ok

[@davewilliams3176]

Osurazu watch unus annus

[@jenniferb2472]

😆😆😆😂😂😆

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

Demon Girl: I’ve got a question I’d like to ask you Mark, already fine with the 180 turn the game just took: yes I will sleep with you

[@PaleWhiteDummy]

Me: GET SCOTT TO discus THIS

[@Silveromnientertainment]

Corporate needs you to tell the difference between This picture: markiplier And this picture: James Bond Everyone: they are the same picture

[@jonathanchisholm3319]

This is the second time Mark has got tricked into playing a horror game that had a dating part in it, it's like today's Horror Game Rick Roll

[@thatonebeanfriend381]

THANK YOU

[@limblesshiyoko5704]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GAME SHOW: Todays Horror Game Rick Roll! Starring Feesh that go OOOOH

[@Disneydude16]

Either that or the adds for puzzle games we see only for them to turn out to be another candy crush/bejeweled

[@bread8095]

Lol yeah

[@thatoneidiot7076]

When was the first time?

[@crunchwrapp]

“Loving Flesh” -By Mark Fischbach *ugheeeeooooo* *yeee woo* *hehh* *hey, wooooooo hey ahhhhhhhh* *woahhhhehyyyyyye* *I love lovin I love flesh* *woahh I love the flesh, it’s supple delights* *it sets my heart aflame* *WOAHHH LOVING FLESH* *IS MY FAVORITE THING* *our first date, ended in a fling* *no seconds for me, one and done* *they call me the one pump chump* *i’m me*

[@stridsvagn-1226]

Bruh, this dude gets chased by Syren Head, while also being chased by a bunch of mutant Gopniks wearing adidas hats and sneakers. And he kills them with toilet paper rolls. *I love Russia.*

[@epicnightmare5600]

And they dont care about toilet paper

[@TVsmolenskiy]

As Russian i confirm that this happens on daily basis

[@19ishanbiswas86]

What the.....

[@over4863]

*s y r e n*

[@batkamarri13]

XD HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

[@ThatIsUnknown.]

6:56 “Stop, I hate you, you are legally now bound to not mess with me” The demon: Understandable, have a nice day *leaves*

[@youstolekokichispanta8468]

Lol

[@konrad7292]

*great day

[@batkamarri13]

Translation: 🚘💺👨🏿‍🦲✌🏿 Understandable have a nice day.

[@crethan219]

*gets a restraining order on the demon* The demon: :0

[@imthebabymeow]

*I scroll down, only to read this exactly when he says it*

[@thismynewusername]

Markiplier: sees a picture of a tower Him: ITS A P E N I S

[@KennyLastname]

In a way, he's correct.

[@zeextor1159]

😂👏

[@hijinnyanimations1460]

Springlock Gamer true

[@sorren150]

Sigmund Freud would be proud

[@ashleyr6809]

Everything is a penis to him.

[@charlleyn6416]

horror game turns into a dating game. most people: "I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED-" mark: *insert beautiful love song*

[@joelgreeley8288]

Honestly, that’s just a normal Tuesday for Mark.

[@elliotdarandompan8047]

🎶BABY I LOVE YOU OOOOOOH YEAHHHHH, YOUR SO FINEEEEEE, BABY I LOVE YOU... 🎶

[@thedanceofitaly2170]

I love how Mark actually reviews/critiques the games he sees potential in.

[@frankentines]

Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts//i think john is definitely a bit harsher but i think they both do a good job at trying to help them get better at least

[@smellymeadowhel8763]

A bunch were sarcasm

[@charlitjackson9067]

His song about loving flesh needs to be released on Soundcloud immediately

[@godlesspothead6258]

Myea

[@pedrohuichapa239]

Yes

[@Lilsacraterra]

the flesh

[@VVitchVVolf]

Wait that was a song? I just heard Mark having a mental breakdown over a horror game that took a fuckin U-turn

[@soldierskeleton8116]

Demon: *screeches* Normal people: AAAAAAAAAA Mark: SoMeOnE sTuBbEd ThEiR tOe ReAl Bad.

[@heartscoffin2665]

Soldier Skeleton time stamp?

[@infinityzer054]

(The thumbnail):E

[@emaadally5658]

🤣😂🤣👌👌

[@TheRottenCorpseMan]

How did you know I screeched?

[@vistagreat9994]

*Normal People: SOmOne Stubed thRER ToE reaL BAD!!

[@whoa478]

Mark: I’m only assuming that Siren Head is breathing down my neck presently. *looks back* Also Mark: *THAT IS CORRECT!*

[@justinlaw8511]

"I need to pick up my violin, backpack, diploma, and milk." What kind of errand/shopping list is this?

[@Doggos2005]

R U having a stroke?

[@jinxcore]

azim razak R U?

[@Doggos2005]

@@jinxcore no R U

[@ioooooooooooooooooooo]

you don’t pick up your violin, backpack, diploma, and milk on your errands? there something wrong with you?

[@Animefreakess]

Well obviously the violin, backpack and diploma are for his date to show her how creative and smart he is.... And the milk? Don't kink shame! I er think?

[@nikoletak]

no one: markiplier: talks as a fish lixian: ah yes, my specialty!

[@wobiwo2084]

mark should do MEOW but with fish rather than cats

[@phr4gged]

Every fish cut away gives me life. XD

[@Smartfellafartsmella]

No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul: Not even Jesus: People using this stupid, dumb, idiotic format.

[@austinhopkins5724]

@@wobiwo2084 BLUB

[@yb9236]

Austin Hopkins blubblubblub

[@sometimespocket8]

Mark: this is not a game KZbin: *#1 on trending for gaming*

[@Xynorip]

Bird Boi 18

[@mr.boxh3ad931]

@@Xynorip 10

[@S20171]

@@mr.boxh3ad931 2

[@vaibh4vi]

deserve

[@deadskullu]

@@S20171 9

[@arnavherwadkar8603]

"I'm hungry. Can I - le thirsty? Me am. I am do." -Markiplier, 2020

[@drucy.]

"I'm hungry. Can I Le thirsty ? Me am. I am do." - Markiplier, 2020.

[@Quinehboi]

Woooow, you can quote

[@BXNNYM00N]

"Is that the bite of 87"-markiplier, 2020.

[@dead_warrior_wae]

thet gud

[@KevinCabrera27]

I missed markiplier 2014

[@camocrocs1490]

Game: Ok, the last door on the left. That's it. Mark: But what about... _Every Door?_

[@jenniferfrench7902]

Litterly true meh dude

[@rahmat4848]

@@jenniferfrench7902 hey girl

[@AlcoholicDrunkDriver]

"someone stubbed there toe real hard"--

[@highdivinity8243]

What is happening in this reply section?

[@AlcoholicDrunkDriver]

@@highdivinity8243 idk

[@uncleflagzz]

Horror Game: **turns into a dating game** Mark: **STOPS WORKING**

[@thevoiidspeaks]

Doki Doki Literature Club be like: Are you my opposite?

[@jennifertobias1569]

0:36 well imma have nightmares now thx bro

[@G-Manfromhalflife]

The song tho 😂

[@squiltzztliuqsdump373]

he had a error 404

[@merchewaythant8073]

@@thevoiidspeaks just monica :3

[@joddylol]

"You don't know who I really am" we get it mark you were too poor to have an identity

[@xenno8496]

"The stone" (I don't know why the hell that's the first thing that popped into my brain but I'm glad it was)

[@montypit6271]

Nice to see you around Mr. President

[@Knight-zh4zp]

OBAMA???

[@Scififan926]

Alternative title: “3 scary games and one really weird dating sim”

[@mikeratomn3475]

Damn I would...date that! 😏😏😏

[@pablito_sexobar]

the likes doe

[@siyacer]

Imagine being so hot even a demon wants you

[@j_xons1076]

Scififan, The Anonymous he’s said that for 8 years now and I still love it

[@zenbrg8848]

Doe

[@lovatredacted2482]

Dog says "woof" Cat says "meow" Cow says "moo" Fish says "OOOHHHHHHH"

[@Pokerface-ec9be]

PoggersFish

[@KingDrullan]

OHH!!

[@pawex_zapasowykanal9460]

XD

[@oopsiateyourgrandmabyaccid8407]

Lol

[@randomgirly-girlsav1506]

New meme made by mark

[@ethantreend2647]

“The vape clouds are so big it’s like school never closed”

[@sparkangler10]

Bruh

[@alwyssdionines9453]

👌👈😋

[@real-potatogamer]

words we can all relate to...

[@spikmagoo]

I felt that

[@spikmagoo]

@@alwyssdionines9453 not funny

[@sabertoothno34]

5:14 Markiplier: i can see monsters and demons looking at me from the darkness. *gets a flashback* Markiplier: i saw a beak THRUSTING at me from the darkness.

[@alexandraroman4121]

Fnaf 4. good times

[@shelbywells5660]

Mark: *Looks at a picture of a kitten* Also Mark: Thats a butt.

[@kwachigamer9736]

But It is a butt and a cat

[@valerieisengcz10552]

In a weird way, yeah

[@Dragonite14]

I feel bad for the cat

[@dacki3719]

Voice: Remember, the last door on the left Mark: Proceeds to try to open every door he sees

[@tylerofficial468]

He probably did it to see if there was secrets

[@notalive5479]

Come on, if a game tells you to do something first, that should be the ABSOLUTE LAST thing you do, because that progresses the plot, and there's probably loot or secrets everywhere but there. He's just following his gamer instincts.

[@ExoticRiff]

The devil is in your likes hehehe 😈

[@luke7096]

“It did a 180 so hard I got vertigo”

[@leannegallant3442]

Mark: goes on a rant about how nothing is real* Me: in my room at around 3 a.m. eating a can of peas on a school night*

[@tacotuesday4798]

Lifes good

[@backrooms_attic]

felt that

[@minegabyyt]

Lyrics of Mark's beautiful song : Hoooo-ooo-hee woo-hehehe-ahhh Woooo hehehe-heee I love love and I love flesh ! Woh, I love the flesh, it's supple delights It sets my heart, a flame Wooh, loving flesh, is my favorite thing Our first date Ended in a fling no seconds for me, one and done, they call me the one pump chump I'm me !

[@CranberryGraves]

Ended in a fling* One pump chump*

[@ecpdoritos2331]

This mans deserves a like from the god himself

[@AsuraBoss]

He said "one pump chump" and I fucking lost it.

[@bloatedpizzarolls7005]

Did Markiplier play the Witness?

[@strawberryheartzz07]

I was laughing so hard lol

[@TheHatOfRainbows]

Just found a VR game mark should try. "Hello, puppets" is the game he should try since it's a somewhat short horror VR game. If you agree like this so we can get it to the top for mark to see.

[@talatootie]

Omg yes! He should play it!

[@theyoutubepoet7428]

Yes yes yes

[@BlazingEmerald428]

Agreed

[@kayotik4408]

Good suggestion.

[@skypixil8941]

Eddievr has played it before

[@IckyBlicky]

Markiplier: accidently says something wrong in intro Also Markiplier: Time to get psychological on y'all

[@cinnamonroll4773]

Oh yeah, it's big brain time.

[@williamliu7477]

Physiological?

[@user-ug2qk7xt3h]

William Liu Do you not know what that means?

[@elim.1631]

@@user-ug2qk7xt3h Isn't it supposed to be psychological?

[@oliviatilleman8055]

@@user-ug2qk7xt3h I'm pretty sure the OP meant philosophical.

[@theknightikins9397]

If ‘3 Scary Games’ were an anime, this episode feels like the weird beach comedy in the middle of the season.

[@Mekallena]

I love how I've only watched a few animes but i know exactly what you mean 😂😂😂

[@poisonedlemon-01]

“what happened to using the time in quarantine to self improve?” *i feel targeted*

[@kenji7816]

Same.....

[@benboi5494]

same

[@justsomeone6166]

same

[@Starcana-bu7pd]

same

[@ingydd9407]

@Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe ever heard of a joke 😑

[@audreydelaughter4320]

22:39 when the "G" falls off the Graveyard sign.

[@M1ppyy]

coming to tell you 8 months later that you're funni, gud comment

[@interstellarkitten6487]

It took me a while to get it, but once I did, I realized this comment was vastly underrated.

[@Mii4210]

How does this not have thousands of likes? They didn’t get it 😂😂😂

[@mckinzibrown9701]

Raveyard

[@hat7475]

i could totally rave to thiss

[@elii1ii_]

19:19 when he went "Lixian, ZOOM!" he sounded like a pokemon trainer telling their pokemon to do an attack

[@yellowblaze5202]

That’s exactly what it was. Edit: was wrong about the time stamp

[@berlinnooddlesthewitch8373]

Omg that happend as i read this

[@tinpan6052]

Lixian used ZOOM, it was incredibly well-edited!

[@nocteratea77]

Its super effective

[@nocteratea77]

Its super effective

[@varriorar]

as a russian i can confirm this is exactly what our country looks like

[@calebherbert6912]

We should ask mark to do a video called "Fesh" and it's exactly like his cow and cat videos

[@am_goose]

blub

[@katriinthecardinal6938]

@@am_goose blub blub

[@medusausespainthinner2226]

I would like that very much 👉👈

[@REDWolf-td6xz]

i don't know anymore I thought the same thing

[@ALIK4T_07]

Glub, blub, or BUBBLEZ

[@esills2988]

I love how when the door closed he just started shouting yes

[@joerawls5480]

Lol

[@asiafortson78]

Best part

[@zumby]

I was thinking of pink guy saying YEAS

[@Kelociraptor]

*whispers* I like your profile picture

[@mahvashafshari2652]

... And I love your profile picture! Gravity Falls!

[@freefxurteen]

"It did a 180 so hard I got vertigo" -Markiplier 2020

[@ashiamiller1159]

The fact that he made a whole intro from a mistake in his sentence shows that markiplier is a GOD

[@simonkilbourne1523]

Person literally having a seizure: Mark: Hey guys! I found the dancing room!

[@shelbygrace7862]

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂

[@thaiisfood]

Time stamp?

[@lonelyastronauts440]

@@thaiisfood 22:44 ish

[@pnd4761]

Hey we have the same red panda picture!

[@Whitedark1093]

That person was still alive? I thought it was a corpse trying to reanimate.

[@DarkusZarvix]

2:09 "Blub" video incoming... the best possible sequel to "Meow" and "Woof".

[@CryptidBogLord]

Yes!! XD

[@sghettioop9948]

And “moo” of course

[@stetson_newsie2600]

Precisely what I was thinking! I hope he picks up this idea.

[@meganguy4050]

Dont forget "Moo"

[@Octavia609]

And moo! 4:30

[@tangerinemongooseproductio3269]

Lixian’s edits are the best the videos wouldn’t be the same without him XD

[@riptofen6015]

Check out his channel if you get time, if you haven't already.

[@Tippy555]

LORD KILLZONO im pretty sure he does get paid, editors are an actual job

[@jacobpie4390]

I could take it or leave it.

[@Jeff-ht8xf]

This episode was full of BANGERS. Great start game, two 11/10 games in between, then it finished with a pretty good game. The last one still felt more like an unfinished project though.

[@nexus_metal_covers9360]

16:23 lyrics: OOOOOOooooOooooaaaEEEEEHHH I LOVE LOVE AND I LOVE FLESH OOOOOOOoooooOooo I LOVE THE FLESH ITS SUPPLE DELIGHTS IT SETS MY HEART AFLAME OOOooooOOOOOO LOVING FLESH IS MY FAVORITE THING OUR FIRST DATE ENDED IN A FLING NO SECONDS FOR ME ONE AND DONE THEY CALL ME THE ONE PUMP CHUMP IM MEEEE

[@whiteslate]

SoulEater Evans the one pump chump lmao

[@PPhonkk]

😂😂😂😂yessss

[@joekline5171]

Now where's the animator lol

[@kittywithagun7742]

Why did I find that catchy? Something is wrong with me

[@Andre-vt4np]

@@kittywithagun7742 Nah it is catchy

[@BigCheemz]

Mark - "3 scary games" Also Mark - *Plays 4 scary games* Everyone - "HELL YEAH"

[@candika2346]

Well the third one was a dating simulator sooo technically its 3 and a dating simulator 😅😅

[@voidmain2453]

The date sim “girl”: “I help Lucy in punishing souls in eternal damnation”, did she call Lucifer “Lucy”? O.O

[@justsomeone6166]

Lucy is how he likes to be refered to by his closest friends, i see nothing wrong with that.

[@voidmain2453]

Just someone you know too much, you’re probably one of his closest friends... O.O

[@justsomeone6166]

Was.

[@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544]

I did not think of that...

[@blondechimera5275]

I have seen it in many places before this video, so I see nothing wrong with it. Besides, who wants to call him Lucifer all the time?

[@rundas7199]

The scariest thing about these games to me is not the games themselves but the creators that make them…

[@imhoong]

this comment deserves more likes

[@randomviewer3899]

Entity : (Screams) Mark : Someone stubbed their toe real bad Me : Yes

[@starkitty66]

The fish: OoooOooh

[@ori-onyxvyntarz3276]

20:48

[@teastain9816]

For the next scary games I recommend playing “Go home” if you haven’t already. It’s a freaky Japanese game that feels like a night terror, I love it !

[@DiagonalCoff33]

japanese horror game? hell yeah

[@MrMeme-vt9qf]

Are we talking doki doki scary where it's more creepy than scary or just flatout SCARY?

[@WillBoy]

Mr. Meme, doki doki is the saddest game I have ever played... Sayori ;-;

[@teastain9816]

Mr. Meme There’s a gameplay on KZbin of it for you to watch, I don’t really know how to describe it on a scary scale haha

[@MrMeme-vt9qf]

@@teastain9816 it's a weird game I guess?

[@hallemiller5658]

"I was attacked by demons who don't obey the hate rule" -markiplier 2020

[@Lantern_Light]

then the demon obeyed the love rule instead.

[@tylerhackner9731]

I wouldn’t obey it either

[@Rxsie_444]

Game: “why is there blood on my backpack?” Mark: why is there blood on my *babapaca*

[@broimjapanese3273]

markiplier: siren head is right behind me *turns around* Markiplier: NANI!!!

[@redlex5005]

yee

[@ob3255]

pfp goals

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

Assert dominance

[@amirali_bs]

HOLA NINIA!

[@orisit1570]

I’m surprised how accurately the second game captured the look and feel of Russia in 2020

[@zodiac1207]

I dont know.... I didnt see a bear within the first 30 seconds (Edit: Or at all) so i think some details need adding....

[@Inkorvid]

And, it might just be my hearing, but I didn’t hear ra ra rasputin music at any point in the background, that might need some tweaking too.

[@jknMEMES]

"Mom can we visit Russia?" Mom: We have Russia at home Russia at home: 9:30

[@dickkickem6941]

Throwing toilet paper at siren head and... wait was that Putin showing middle finger at the end?

[@katou7111]

You can't bought Russia at home lol

[@Bloodbathexe]

@@katou7111 @no_shit_sherlock

[@seinxv_]

@@katou7111 Challenge Accepted!

[@tflees]

Is this a reference to the Russian gamers who shot a butt of a zombie?

[@DiscountWaifu]

The plot twist of Loving Flesh was bigger than Bezos' net worth

[@419Films]

_Loving Flesh_ strikes me as the kind of thing someone made purely because they were ridiculously bored. 😂😂😂

[@bloatedpizzarolls7005]

So, who played the narrator in The Last Door on the Left?

[@boxman7044]

Strikes me like a certain silent hill character

[@iamsatan8961]

@@boxman7044 silent hill but a dating simulater

[@boxman7044]

@@iamsatan8961 oh no man being gay isn’t a choice pyramid head forces me into being gay with that shirtless bod

[@iamsatan8961]

@@boxman7044 I- i didn't say it was a choice. Let it be known that being gay is not a choice. But yeah pyramid head is kinda.. Smexy

[@romansans1]

The person standing in your house at the end of the Russia game giving you the finger was Vladimir Putin.

[@KrakensLifee]

"What happened to using quarantine for self improvement?" *I personally feel attacked and I do not know how to combat this*

[@leoneyamada5408]

its simple. you combat it by being 2 times as lazy until she gets jelly about how epic your anime dating sims score is and is forced to make horrible zombie children that punish the sins of the living with you.

[@lovelysophxox]

@@leoneyamada5408 oh.

[@RiZUMU_arts]

@@leoneyamada5408 that's very specific...

[@leoneyamada5408]

@@RiZUMU_arts its ment to be

[@BelphiezPillow]

Timestamp?

[@_azpurr_]

I think my favorite thing about the 3sg is that mark gives real advice and feedback to the devs.

[@Khyira_TW]

I love how Mark acknowledges Lixian- Like, it is honestly so so cute when he does that. Lixian's edits are literally amazing and seeing how Mark acknowledges him so much is literally the most precious thing ever. ;v;

[@perfectlyfine1675]

The second game was a pretty accurate depiction of Russia.

[@t-rex9809]

Могу подтвердить, жил в России шестнадцать лет! Это просто КОШМАР! Ненавижу свою бывшую страну. Friendship with russfia is over. America is my new best friend.

[@dan323609]

@@t-rex9809 я там не живу и ненавижу 😂, жалко только нормальных людей

[@alexanderjackman5074]

People stuck in walls?? I’m alright with not going to russia

[@insertusernamehere3173]

Definitely like Russia. I always knew they had minecraft pigs and weird ladies in the wall.

[@elpi2804]

Depends where you're from, some areas are better than others.

[@C_Corpze]

“Someone stubbed his toe real bad” I lost it, lmfao.

[@preeatt7909]

"I can always recognize when someone has been Stubbed"

[@mitzelperc3049]

My mom won’t wake up

[@brewckle]

Bag wot

[@mistygames101]

Mark: (🎶) They call me the one pump chump! (🎶) Me: You sure you wanna stick with that?😂

[@4The_dim_Light2]

As soon as I was reading this, he was already singing this. 😂

[@SneakyMuffin]

Game: "This game contains scenes of explicit violence and gore." Hilariously timed ad: "SOCIAL WORK IS ABOUT CHANGE."

[@cathy-pz2to]

What is social work?

[@dixinormus8522]

cathy2000 work that is social

[@LiviChannel]

Mike Wazouski *distance claps*

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

"last door on the left" *Proceeds to try and open every door*

[@kayotik4408]

Shush pip main

[@NeovenatorGuy]

Kayotik Fx hey hbu kat at?

[@kwachigamer9736]

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ He said he thought the games name was ,,The last door" and Lixian corrected by writing ,,*The last door on the left" so 😑

[@a.smelliott7826]

P sure he’s played enough horror games to know that there are secrets everywhere.

[@redact8161]

*The vape clouds are so big it's like the school never closed.*

[@alekmarroquin6914]

Well......we never did see a no smoking allowed on campus sign now did we?

[@alekmarroquin6914]

@Vanessa Lujan it took me a solid reply and 30 seconds to figure out what you meant in that comment

[@alekmarroquin6914]

@Vanessa Lujan i hate myself XD

[@user-Gamer27337]

You Fool I have No walls

[@user-Gamer27337]

*relization * ;-; I’m homeless

[@DragonLord-vv5uc]

horror game:*turns into a dating game* me: Bird Brain.exe has stopped responding

[@brookewinia1717]

**Something basically having a Seizure on the ground** Mark: Oh well, I fOuNd ThE dAnCiNg RoOm. **Something screaming** Mark: Someone stubbed their toe REAL BAD.

[@Zer0Tolerance23]

The worst part is! I actually messed up my toe really badly in december by stubbing it X'D

[@kileyhomes4625]

Mark: I’m a flirt by nature Also Mark: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! Edit: wow thanks for all the likes 😊

[@lucasjones2527]

Not funny. Very offensive

[@captainobvious.29yearsago70]

Thank you, @@lucasjones2527

[@brodaciousbro1149]

“I’ve been dawdling around the question, but umm” Mark: “Yes I’ll sleep with you” “Will you go on a date with me?” Mark: “oh yes date” 😂😂

[@brodaciousbro1149]

fujilor107 😂😂😂 that’s what I’m saying

[@MisterMicrowaves]

*I LOVE THE FLESH*

[@randomgameplays2884]

@@MisterMicrowaves erm? XD

[@ultra3251]

The loving flesh is a masterpiece and is the best horror game ever

[@PMSeymour]

"Eyeball Mouth Mark isnt real he cant hurt you" EMM: Allow me to INTRODUCE MYSELF!!!!

[@upsettispaghetti9900]

New Alter Ego obviously...we need the fanart nowwwww.

[@Lilypup142]

TRAVIS! YOU WATCH MARK?!?!?! I LOVE YOU!

[@tylerhackner9731]

I’m scared yet fascinated

[@Wren_C]

EMM introducing himself: Uwaaah uwaah uwah UUWWAAAH UUWAAH!

[@TheTownGuard]

Eyes need more eyes to truly see

[@M0ssyyy]

Speaker: "Last door on the left" Mark: "Yeah, Yeah. Last door on the left." *Continues to try to open ever single door*

[@gavinburnette5745]

that was funny tho XD

[@ayamisdelicious3600]

@@gavinburnette5745 excuse me but tho is not a official word 😒

[@jimmyjamdrops7326]

@@ayamisdelicious3600 *an

[@mobilestation8473]

Jimmy Jamdrops exactly this man still focused in old things that people ignore

[@Momo-xs8nc]

@@mobilestation8473 I guess you tried to get your point across?

[@_AxGen]

"Is this what Russia is like?" Yeah, pretty much

[@lirainy4201]

Actually, there are no police drones

[@nasty_fellow]

​@@lirainy4201 not yet

[@AGATHA13502]

XD

[@catbatrat1760]

I love how in the beginning, Markiplier misspoke and then turned it into a scary monologue like a freaking genius! /gen

[@karo8878]

My mom: Why are you watching him play these games? Play them yourself Me: *its complicated*

[@SharkyDaddy]

Kar0l1n to quote fluffy: why do people sit and watch people play sports instead of playing sports themselves?

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

@@SharkyDaddy thank you! It takes so much self control for me to not tell her that because she'd just be like 'oh well i dont watch either so blah' but my stepdad would get furious if i told him this. When the last superbowl happened he got inches away from punching the tv when a bad play happened and like... I dont get that far immersed into my gaming videos so... Also, another thing i find funny in the same type of analogy is: Why watch porn? Go actually have sex. 😂

[@BamesNondHavingStronk]

@Arvin Do u rite

[@ZamonVA]

"Bold of you to assume I have money."

[@megaraptor1018]

More like *"You wouldn't get it"*

[@katherinean2997]

“It did a 180 so fast that it gave me vertigo”

[@zboy1152]

Mark: Hey fish you got anything to say about this? Fish: **noise**

[@countingbysevens9314]

I read this just as it happened 😂😂😂

[@Dragonite14]

Counting by 7s me too

[@PatrickOnyeije]

This is genuinely the one markiplier video I come back to. Insanely good comedy, decent indie horror games, great editing thanks to Lixian. Give this man content creator of the decade award🙏🏿

[@charlii_the_angel]

Lmao "Loving flesh" was insane lol but so was Marks improv song at the end "one pump chump" SENT ME!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@kenmasgf4894]

sameeeee i was dying still am actually

[@masqueradingmadam]

It was so fun to dance to

[@tamplushboy8452]

XD Mark was really trying to hold onto sanity in that song. That last part was hilarious.

[@craiga9301]

Absolutely incredible 😂😂😂😂

[@warriorfire9794]

"It did a 180 so hard I got vertigo" I'm writing that down

[@jery3385]

I was having heart palpitations.

[@finn7530]

IKR lol

[@minatoson5788]

14:12

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

I’m shocked how accurately the second game portrays Russia

[@alexxxuwu465]

Exactly, liked that game just bc of this😂

[@matthewweiser9032]

nicc, i dont think youre very thicc

[@ismellguilt4732]

I love how their are a lot of comments and it says *VEIW REPLY*

[@casuallykye5985]

Thicc Nicc more like Sticc Nicc.....

[@lilithc3814]

*p e r i s h*

[@biggeno88]

I love the fact that Mark is so positive when reviewing these indie horror games. He only wants to find the good and encourage

[@I_luv_chez]

Mark: GO AWAY I HATE YOU! Monster: oh well, you don’t have to be rude about it-

[@MatthewFriends]

XD good one!

[@DragonspineInfiniteZero]

Little did anyone know when under stress mark excrets a pharamon that attracts the monster ladies. its like he said back in that one game he's irrisistable to all of the monster ladies

[@qelusive7551]

Wasn’t it go away I hate you

[@qelusive7551]

🤔

[@naxezy9635]

XD good one!

[@KennyLastname]

16:33 That was the best improvised singing, like, ever.

[@randomfish1725]

Nah fam! My internet sucks today so I am watching this video at 144p quality and 0.75X so that song was a torture.

[@xernotec]

Full version necessary

[@thesonic_arrow0191]

Mark is now the one pump chump forever in my heart

[@ALph4cro]

I was genuinely impressed LMFAO

[@oak_corvum]

The second one is seriously like one of those dreams where you only remember certain parts that just really seem weird like throwing toilet paper at a pig for some reason

[@jfloyd6697]

. . . Interesting username. . .

[@kenns.3107]

@Star Shadows what.... just what.

[@BrootherHeck]

I love when mark critiques the games and helps creators get better at the craft, even when they are already good

[@penumbra455]

"I'm hungry. Can I le thirsty? Me am. I am do." -Market Pliers, 2020

[@ioooooooooooooooooooo]

what’s the significance of this quote? mans is just hungry, confused if he can thirsty, am, and am do.

[@camocrocs1490]

_Market Pliers_

[@k1tz3n50]

I love market pliers

[@jerkyflimnuts]

Man, market pliers are so cheap and they break really easily

[@kiwi1947]

Multipliers

[@60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3]

*Game: Suddenly turns into the dating stimulator* *Mark: Stroke*

[@svbrother9949]

If you say surprised Pikachu face it would be funnier

[@klystron2010]

Stroking what?

[@thedanceofitaly2170]

It reminded me of the dating siren head game.

[@samuelk842]

Not funny

[@itsssuper]

@@samuelk842 thats cool samuel and who asked

[@MelvinDukowski]

"They call me the one pump chump" - Mark Edward Fischbach, 2020

[@71jenno]

The fish screaming was soooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂