SIREN HEAD is COMING FOR YOU

[@SavGuilmette]

Spooks/ Siren Head Appearances 2:55 Lixian 4:24 5:36 6:22 7:56 9:40 12:39 Jumpscare 13:11 14:27 14:56 15:22 16:42 18:22 18:35 19:03 19:33 Jumpscare 20:20 23:17 23:21 Jumpscare 24:32 Lixian

[@TheLonelyTrashBag]

thank you stranger

[@Ace_in_Exile_231]

Thank you good sir

[@raychances6251]

You're an angel, thanks

[@skizo4486]

Thank you you such a legend :')

[@jasmynmarie5964]

oh bless 😌

[@MichaelHeil-qz3jj]

Mark: “I feel more confident now that I have a gun.” Also Mark: *panics to the point of turning a sniper rifle into a machine gun*

[@iwatchvidswithmydog8107]

I laughed so hard

[@Omega14343]

Ah yes, AUTOMATIC HUNTING RIFLE

[@goldenluck1563]

That was to funny

[@kirstywilson1055]

Lol

[@blackstone09]

I’m literally dieing inside

[@mylesluther8780]

I like how when mark sees siren head he turns a bolt action rifle into a fully automatic machine gun

[@Optimization-hy5ws]

I was laughing to hard at this moment to be scared

[@foxymain1407]

And you can't?

[@kevcrabill7921]

I'm dying laughing thank you for this narrative.

[@slayedslyr]

Somehow this made that part of the video even better than it already was 🤣

[@trinababii2045]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard!!

[@maryudomah4387]

“Sure wish my eyes had better resolution.” Me every time I need new glasses.

[@Ari-8449]

*puts on new glasses* I sure hope this new patch works better...

[@WestGarbage6]

*_walks into eye doctors office and slams glasses down, breaking them_* "Your new patch had a ton of bugs, it messed with the resolution a lot"

[@justindortheblunderwizard]

​@@WestGarbage6 felt like that with my new pair they messed them up and gave me a fish eye effect. Then they said "oh just use them for a week its just you getting used to them" First of all ive been wearing glasses all my life never once had that happen. But i still listened. Proceeds to walk out of glasses office and fall off the curb falling flat on my face. Also breaking the glasses. Still got new ones that were fixed though

[@TheGhost709]

* laughs in four eyes *

[@dr.tuxedo6702]

“That’s right Freddy, we all know what you did.” That’s terrifying .

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

I don't get it

[@deeznuts4488]

YeeChannel 1 FNaF I think

[@kaseyka5e4]

Definitely a nice touch

[@meatloafer2762]

YeeChannel 1 that's because it's Siren Head trying to trick the player into thinking that he is getting in trouble with the police so he won't leave the forest to get gunned down by the police. Now, Siren Head won't have to worry about him leaving and will be able to kill him

[@Snavels]

@@nikitaastakhov9252 Sirenhead is manipulating the player (Freddy is his name) by altering the news reports

[@ImThePerson0]

Dude: How am I supposed to get across now? Mark: I dunno jump? **jumps** Game: You weren’t supposed to do that

[@serenabloodstreamdevil1319]

Jack: *jumps* *few minutes later* Jack: ohhhhh I'm not supposed to do that.

[@evann7735]

Gamer minds think alike

[@july4378]

Game: You shouldn't have done that

[@tiredadmiral6758]

@@july4378 what?

[@rbrachy2518]

Sad what?

[@lanelletoscano378]

Slenderman: Why can't you be quiet when you're scaring people in the woods?! Siren Head: *SCREECH*

[@theycallmetheslime]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@eatsomefruit6208]

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@skeet7866]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591]

I think my favorite part is that it says "Later this evening a body was found" *later this everning*

[@skeet7866]

@Zeb Shriver yes

[@gavinroisland3541]

Mark: I'm almost free Sirenhead: Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

[@bonapartedavinci]

There is, in fact, a way to beat this game. However, as it isn't in the listed objectives, it is nearly impossible to stumble upon....

[@LivingWRailfan]

​@@bonapartedavinci how

[@electricspider2267]

Fallout new vegas reference.

[@narubleachnote]

"I wish my eyes had better resolution" Is a very underrated line

[@ItsH22]

@Nook inc. me because i have glasses but they don't help

[@Fang-4FR]

Haha, I can’t see all b/c of allergies

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

I wish I was an elite swimmer.

[@ahlogic5960]

Nearsighted people be like

[@hannahkay2270]

Mark: why would I run? It's not like anyone's- *leaves crunch behind him* Mark: ......following me

[@ShikiTochi]

*monster sounds*

[@Rara-zk9nw]

Dark Terrarian *mark sounds* ooh eh ah uhh what is that

[@mistybeck1179]

Yes, no one at all... *cough cough* Siren Head *COUGH*

[@Shinzo888]

420 no one like this please Crona took April from me don;t take this from us

[@Caderynwolf]

famous last words category.

[@forceablecashew1929]

Mark see's siren head for half a second. So anyways I started blasting

[@ludokrus3564]

weeb

[@Zyn_Shi]

Kenny McCormick virgin.

[@Michstan0842]

So anyway I went pew pew

[@ClassicClown]

@@ludokrus3564 I am a weev

[@finwick3253]

OMG YES

[@randomaccount1645]

fun fact: the demonic sounding noises mark hears are actually siren head’s stomach growling for wombats to eat

[@RaveFM7]

69 likes (•-•)

[@cjisalrightgd299]

PAHAHAHA-

[@davood7013]

Specifically wombats?

[@theogdinogamer5059]

LOL

[@pattonspetsofficial9779]

Ah yes wombats indeed

[@reesespuffs8419]

I swear, mark was more concerned that the moon was missing, than his own friends.

[@ryuudrazyl4588]

Gamer priorities.

[@meowza-bf2xc]

Fr 😂

[@jasonmcallen8954]

Poor Bob and Wade

[@bamaman6478]

Well I mean when a whole planet goes missing you tend to wonder wtf happened 2 it🤣

[@lastchance1829]

I think THE FUCKIN MOON NOT BEING IN THE SKY AT NIGHT is a bit bigger of a problem than a few missing friends

[@madtilltadrina2833]

*Sounds of the damned* Mark: ... That's a honeybee.

[@TastyDonutz]

*Lifeless moans* Mark: “That’s fine that’s a badger”

[@knotava4614]

Do honey bees even make a noise except bzzzzzzzzz?

[@nerdyguygamer]

@Octonio Walker Yeah American honeybees are fucked. Asian honeybees are coming for them. It's like a horror movie all on its own!

[@elmoron3275]

Imagine what a whole swarm of bees would sound like-

[@Релёкс84]

Wow, you got the joke congrats!!!! Thank you so much for your useful comment I'd never have got it otherwise!!!

[@oneeco]

I can imagine Mark playing the game then hearing the Siren say: (Distorted) "Hello, my name is Markiplier."

[@iqbalfamily3663]

Are you gayyyyyyyyyyyyyý

[@ilovesmelling]

@@iqbalfamily3663 ?

[@ktownpunkjr.1946]

"Ha ha... bonjour"

[@S18482]

I can imagine siren boi stalking mark through the forest saying "tHe FiTnEsS gRaM pAcEr TeSt"

[@maximoose_]

Iqbal Family yes.

[@taylorbrown7426]

"keep in mind that you can only hold one item at a time" markiplier: attempting to use the rifle while holding a flashlight

[@D.M.C100]

😅😅😅😅

[@Zhorow]

2010: Hairy spooky people 2020: A big stick with sirens on it that moves

[@davemeister4874]

Nice haha

[@sukunaego9714]

We have devolved

[@Afiriss]

Liones Black you mean _A S C E N D E D_

[@sukunaego9714]

@@Afiriss Ascended to stupidity,yeah

[@jetstreak2786]

What was it in 2010?

[@kawemo9205]

I love how Mark acts so confident and fearless, but the second he's actually in danger he starts blubbering like a five year old trying to explain how he scraped his knee

[@tryhardgamer4048]

Siren head is ugly

[@fluffyphoenix8082]

this is the best description lol

[@reggiep.t.5295]

@@tryhardgamer4048 what you expect him to look like Kim Kardashian in a bikini any monster in the horror game isn't going to look pretty

[@local_anxiety_rat1276]

@@reggiep.t.5295 he's probably used to the creepypasta fandom

[@ellymac6173]

The accuracy of this comment 💯

[@spookyxs]

Sean: *easily plays through the game, no bugs. Mark: *breaks the whole goddamn game*

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

And instantly wastes all bullets

[@decoratedgraves]

Instantly wastes bullets to and tru tru

[@Akagane.]

I'm not suprised, it's what mark did on every horror game he played

[@C0N3_H3AD_ART5]

Its all true tho

[@Abandonsoyciety]

Stop acting like it's a bad thing imagine if game companies had beta testers with Mark's special ability, every game would literally be bug free, as a matter of fact if mark wasnt a youtuber hed be the best beta tester in existence lmao

[@deathtoaster449]

Siren head: demonic screaming Mark: B E E

[@45chromosomes44]

a B E E sting me once

[@deathtoaster449]

@@45chromosomes44 a B E E stung M E E too

[@45chromosomes44]

W E E have a lot in common!

[@deathtoaster449]

@@45chromosomes44 I S E E your point!

[@45chromosomes44]

Ever hear about war thunder? I saw your logo shows world of tanks. War thunder is similar to it except it's a bit more realistic, you see world of tanks has health bars right but war thunder actually has parts inside the tanks and they can get damaged when you get shot. If you like planes as well they have those too with same amount of details inside them. We could play together. I thought that your in to those army stuff.

[@whoisriley]

every youtuber: shoots siren head once mark: *i’m gonna do whats called a pro gamer move*

[@MrSurrealism]

you bet xD

[@hkaden6815]

Markiplier in a nuttshell

[@tintonito6658]

*HEAVY MACHINE GUN*

[@LpsRoseGold]

For his neutral special, *HE WIELDS A GUN!!*

[@echo9561]

Ah good ol memories from Resident evil 2 remake

[@drewski1664]

*Noise of hellspawn* Mark: that’s a honeybee

[@ludokrus3564]

weeb

[@iamnotoklmao5376]

Kenny be nice

[@AshlynOne]

I mean they kind of are hellspawn. Like all insects.

[@Jambroni_1]

weeb

[@Arcanis_07]

Yes, I watched the video too. But thank you for your completely unnecessary and unfunny commentary.

[@yourleastfavoriteegirl7167]

mark: *hears possibly deadly siren sounds* "that is obviously that mating call of the wombat, the forest has many sounds"

[@GONG-spark]

“That’s a hunny bee”

[@theycallmetheslime]

“Thats my soul fading away because im being consumed by sirenhead”

[@smallfun9352]

“ Just the demons of the forest”

[@smallfun9352]

@Mason Poracky yes

[@EndLess_Racket]

@your least favorite e girl you must get your ears and fingers tested. . . . And brain.

[@AccidentProneHobbyist]

Nothing like your standard fully automatic bolt action rifle

[@AnAmericanMusician]

Bolt-action?

[@chriscowan1463]

@@AnAmericanMusician r/whoosh

[@AnAmericanMusician]

@@chriscowan1463 that's not even close to a whoosh.

[@cpt.squiggly8004]

@@chriscowan1463 Not even a whoosh

[@ST1NG_Auto77]

@@chriscowan1463 r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@gleebee5859]

Game: *Siren sounds and more unusual screaming* Markiplier: Those are definitely the mating calls of a wombat!

[@gosukuma9369]

And honey bee too

[@animbecile]

HAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@sarahf.8412]

No one: Mark: *Hears death on two feet and 40 feet tall* *”It’s just a bee.”*

[@generalgrievous6898]

29 ft 2 in

[@underwms]

@@generalgrievous6898 nice maths

[@woodatorich4790]

I’m tiixm d dvgxyel

[@looluurbaad4125]

Gay

[@generalgrievous3667]

general grievous BROTHER!

[@chid9278]

Siren head: appears Mark: **swaps rifle to fully automatic**

[@CamJam312]

The fact that it's a bolt action rifle makes this even better lol

[@CobaltThunder267]

Since no one else seems to have made a list, jumpscares are at: 12:39 Mark uses all his bullets 13:11 Sirenhead: 1; Mark: 0 14:25 He's heeeeeere. Bullets used: 3 14:56 Mini spoop. Bullets used: 2 15:22 Bear: RAWR 18:22 You didn't lay down and give up. Bullets used: 1 18:47 Oh lawd he comin'! Bullets used: 1 19:15 8th bullet used 19:33 Apparently this character hates baths 20:18 Mark gets unlucky. Sirenhead: 2; Mark: 0 23:17 WTF!!! Sirenhead: 3; Mark: 0

[@EliIsDumb]

ily

[@catjack2894]

Thank you so much 😩

[@ashtonevans308]

Yay, now I know when you brace for the scaring. No pooping myself today!

[@taylorjones1783]

THANK YOU I APPRECIATE YOUR SERVICE 😩🙌

[@theogdinogamer5059]

I read this 15 seconds before the first scare thanks for the heads up

[@HororKodStudio]

Jack : Does everything correctly, uses bullets sparingly, uses the right roads and end with police lights in sight Mark : Run in circle, misses clues, don't follow the right roads, uses his whole clip just after getting the rifle, end the game in the middle of the wood

[@hayden9920]

lol same with CoryxKenshin

[@nottwiggy8708]

If it's worth giggles and laughs the wrong choice is the right choice

[@TonyRaccaroniLIVE]

is it just me or has mark got worse at horror games, I think jack is one upping him

[@alina8650]

@@TonyRaccaroniLIVE Mark's just not taking it seriously right now

[@blueenderman3322]

😂😂 here- 12:35

[@buoyantmarlon4000]

Jack: picks up gun and takes one shot at siren head. Mark: "ahhh!!!" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*

[@NoSubsWithContent]

I think what mark did is what most people would do if they saw a tree sprinting towards them

[@Limbbiscuit]

Then he realized.... Its not an uzi

[@buoyantmarlon4000]

@@NoSubsWithContent for sure, but it doesn't make the comparison any less hilarious😂

[@SleepParalysisMoth]

I love how a lot of horror games are "if I had a gun this would be ez" while this game was still terrifying, even if you did have the rifle

[@theonewhocheekibreeki8963]

Not if you had blue tip rounds which are armor piercing explosive rounds

[@sirgiraffeneck180]

@@theonewhocheekibreeki8963 love to see it

[@Helphine.]

@@theonewhocheekibreeki8963. Yea but they are greatly exaggerated in movies. Real ones arnt as damaging as you would expect compared to a normal round

[@bluedragonlol1014]

Well aren't you peeps learning about guns 😂😂😂😂 seems fun

[@user-wh2eu2ep1f]

the gaming slav blue tip is just incin

[@chimp554]

Imagine you're trying to escape from something straight out of a horror film, and the first thing they technically say to you is *_Get a load of this guy._*

[@Fantasiado]

i mean, to be honest if i am getting hunted down by a creature that the entirety of humanity would go out of their way to contain, at least it should have a good sense of humour when killing me

[@genkureshima9834]

@@Fantasiado I 120% agree with u. I'm not a fan of grumpy killers either.

[@stabfenn2960]

@@Fantasiado "I want my murderer to enjoy my death"

[@zombiecat2492]

I wouldn't know whether to be confused or scared

[@poasavaai677]

Slender: Sneaky Rake: Sneaky Hitman: Sneaky Assassins: Sneaky Siren Head: WEE WOO WEE WOO

[@sorgundus7927]

Poasa Vaai n1994

[@tsmommy54]

Yes

[@ItsDanikaFaith]

😂

[@emperor_rat]

@Greyson Nicholas Yoshikage Kira can tell you all about that

[@goldie9245]

Slender: Skeaky Rake: Sneaky Hitman: Sneaky Assassins: Sneaky Siren Head: YO SO UH BY THE WAY GUYS JUST SO YOU KNOW I'LL BE HEADING YOUR WAS IN JUST A SEC. JUST WAIT FOR ME PLEASE, GOTTA EAT THIS HUMAN FIRST. JUST WAMTED TO LET Y'ALL KNOW

[@baguettethebread5568]

Every Creepy pasta character: Gotta be stealthy to kill the player Siren Head : *POLICE CAR NOISES*

[@Mingo-Akuma]

Siren head: EEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAACKCK!!!!

[@Dankster-yo8xv]

He's not a creepy pasta Or an SCP

[@oreo-postraphe]

@@Dankster-yo8xv I thought that Trevor just wanted to make standalone characters who could be urban myths?

[@Exdorme]

@@Dankster-yo8xv what is it then?

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

@@Dankster-yo8xv he is a a very tall man who needs friends

[@udsmall7306]

"AT whAt pOinT iS tHe deMonic cHantaing nOrmal?!?" *Demonic chanting intensifies*

[@AndriousArrow]

Hsjudu

[@cowboy1772]

I guess now.

[@NLomadraws]

unus annus unus anNUS uNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS-

[@TonsofGunz4399]

just play skyrim and then its normal

[@theussmirage]

*Laughs in Doom Slayer*

[@Riseo]

I just love imagining Mark as the main character, just him saying all these things as if he was the character in the woods. x,D

[@TraceY43]

Did the Grimace Shake taste good?

[@f1z1x50]

Siren head trying to kill mark Mark: HELP I GOT NO PANTS

[@yanrezeki6567]

LOL I BURST OUT OF LAUGHTER WHEN I SEE THIS COMMENT

[@neveahpilone7295]

I AGREE

[@bee_boy_jason6119]

Lol

[@neveahpilone7295]

-_-

[@cloudfluffgacha835]

Gray can relate.

[@Tr0113d_]

Everybody feeling safe 'till they actually realize Siren head can be silent, and look like a tree.

[@Th00nderk00nt]

Ha funny

[@lpsluckykitty9443]

Everybody gangsta till the tree start moving

[@rustkarl]

And mimic voices to lure other people.

[@romelferrari180]

666th like here

[@Vexnatos]

and hijack electronics to trick you into thinking there's help coming

[@binguino5925]

Everybody gangsta till the school alarm starts walking

[@danieldeguzman183]

Everybody gangsta till siren starts WEE WOOO WEE WOO

[@carsonsims6365]

Nobody gangsta when death runs at you on all fours

[@mulberry1047]

Everybody gangsta until emergency broadcast system start walkin’

[@chevypower1718]

Everybody gangsta until the 5g starts walking

[@justnovaenro6496]

I can't with these comments 😭😂

[@queen_blaze9074]

Siren head: *making random dinosaur noises* Mark: *shooting him rapidly till hes out of bullets* Siren head: you gonna pay for that

[@KuroyamaFuyuki]

Lol

[@vioninjadogdb8428]

6:33 *Siren plays* Mark: “That’s clearly the mating call of a wombat. These are just normal forest sounds.” What kind of forests have you been visiting, Mark?

[@jasoncg2956]

The kind with mating wombats

[@zdxvoid]

XD

[@ashleycarrington5099]

I read this as mark said it

[@mistybeck1179]

PFFT

[@mistybeck1179]

@@garlicbread6632 THATS MY QUESTION

[@tiffinyvelasco5017]

Mark: "At what point is the demonic chanting normal!?" Unus Annus: "Well, ya see here, Mark...."

[@valo1326]

Memento mori

[@d0gbonezz]

Remember death

[@NikkiBudders]

Unus... Annus...

[@lovebug5300]

Memento Mori

[@tiffinyvelasco5017]

Memento Mori.

[@captainteeko4579]

Imagine it barreling towards u: TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YE LADDIES

[@deliriousacer5096]

I'd scream in Wade then XD

[@tamibryceland1475]

I would say: hah siren go skrrrrrrt as my last words.

[@hxneyedbellsss]

*high five sound effect*

[@aa-rm5sw]

*DING DING DING* *bell of siren head*

[@K_Design03]

Sirenhead: TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YE LADDIES MY SON IS JACKSEPTICEYE

[@lucifercookie2844]

"You can either protect your friends or save your own skin." Reminds me of the time our scout leader told us to throw our friends to the bear and run if we ever get attacked by one

[@lucifercookie2844]

@@dumbchannel1430 Yeah no kidding?

[@lucifercookie2844]

@@dumbchannel1430 But... what if?

[@silentgamenoob3312]

*Scary sounds playing* Mark: 'thats a honeybee'

[@Huh-n1y]

They do make scary sounds tho

[@IIEchoII]

@@Huh-n1y Not really. Hornets sound worse

[@Huh-n1y]

@@IIEchoII oh my god that reminds me of the first time i heard a hornet chasing me

[@Huh-n1y]

@@IIEchoII it sounded like a bloody motorbike

[@IIEchoII]

@@Huh-n1y lmao yeah they're like bees but in heavy metal

[@sewerrat6457]

Jack: shots him once Mark: unloads a full clip into him

[@vegetalover9297]

Shoots*

[@Happy_toast]

Vegeta Lover92 got‘em

[@nightsun5468]

I mean Mark had the more realistic reaction to a giant monster charging him down in the woods.

[@sewerrat6457]

Vegeta Lover92 it’s one o chill out Mr. Nothing better to do

[@sewerrat6457]

Nightsun 546 I know i just thought that was funny

[@CasualFBIAgent]

Every other creepypasta: Why can’t you be normal?! Siren Head: *Screams*

[@yanrezeki6567]

Siren head:haha me go WEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOOHHISSISTERS

[@EJ666]

WeE wOo WeE wOo

[@eldritch_raven_ytb]

Siren Head isn't a creepypasta though? ^^" (no offense i just remember that the creator said his creation was neither an scp neither a creepypasta)

[@lesbianbat8420]

Sirenhead: **SCREAMING IN SIREN**

[@cherrypiekitten8013]

Slender man: I give up that's it

[@poopetcrab3099]

Siren head: doo doo doo minding my own business. Markiplier: *so I started screaming while shooting*

[@igobyfewnames1104]

Poor siren head.

[@capricornyy]

alternate title: man gets scared by noises for 25 minutes

[@justalonelyyeemo2079]

capricorny yes lmao

[@floriduhboi]

For a good reason too! Simply terrifying in my opinion lmao.

[@themidnightman9048]

24

[@CarpalTunnelNugget]

@The Confused Composer Yeah but one of the reasons siren head is spoopy is because he plays sounds you would hear not in the woods or its just echoed to be spoopy. Like an amber alert or the news.

[@CarpalTunnelNugget]

so its normal NOISE just in an unnormal way.

[@GodzillaFan-gt2tc]

Y'all love when sirenhead literally tells him that he is alone because his friends are dead

[@delcaprascalar1860]

I love the personality they give it

[@AngloSaxonWheatFarmer]

He doesn’t want to give you false hope, he’s homicidal but not unfair

[@delcaprascalar1860]

I think it communicates like Bumblebee on the Transformers movies, probably doing sentence mix with random broadcasts

[@garretoldenkamp3836]

They dead

[@Greg-st2hv]

Mark: gets a sniper Also Mark: *machine gun noises*

[@spooky_lxix9042]

he a little confused but he got the spirit

[@sushiibird7799]

He had one clip only... poor guy

[@user-ok7hk4xv8r]

Lol surprised he didn't do that furing the doom vids

[@destroyerproductions6447]

Mark with a sniper you far away just see a light you see mark smaming

[@user-ok7hk4xv8r]

*shrug* i don't know 300000

[@nabby9405]

That last jumpscare at the end of the game got me so good I smacked my head against my headboard behind me 👁👄👁 Ow.

[@summerortiz1344]

I did too. i wasn't prepared AT ALL

[@itsjustgir282]

Sean: "I love all these sounds!" Mark: "That's a *h O n e y b e e* "

[@Maukiki]

*insert bandicoot screaming *

[@hannahtelevised]

8:11 "Unless I'm supposed to go towards the sound?" nO DON'T DO THAT

[@Furge]

at that moment he knew, he f##### up

[@morganpriest7726]

That’s dying in a horror game/movie 101

[@rubiii_bee]

Every person in a horror movie ever

[@luciomainbtw7064]

Yo, is that an Epithet Erased pfp?

[@Maukiki]

*WEEWOOO*

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Campers: *Exist* Siren Head: “This is some serious gourmet s***”

[@UnsubtomeAndsubtoAJ]

Gordon Ramsey has some competition with siren head

[@Acefdiamonds]

But he leaves the body's of his victims at times

[@lia-8807]

Ryland Greer nerd

[@ninlog]

Lia - uh

[@Jasonnnnnnnnnnnn_]

lol

[@Masteryoda-hp5kl]

12:35 Man marks fear turned a whole ass bolt-action into a semi-auto rifle.

[@phalstreamsgames1246]

the bolt-action is fake to lull siren heads into a false sense of security.

[@rarinrecruit3150]

Lowest Quality Setting: “Potato” Now THAT is a game designer with *TASTE*

[@potat5216]

indeed

[@johnshepherd7882]

To run this game on highest settings you'll need a power PLANT

[@battlingbloom3330]

was that a pun?

[@battlingbloom3330]

Also, ITS 4:20 @0@

[@darthmalgus3043]

I don’t get why people are going on about this, potato graphics quality option has been around for years. Why is everyone bringing it up now?Non pc players I’m guessing?

[@Kedabonius]

Evey horror game: sneaks up on the player to kill them Sirenhead: YO IMA MAKE MAD NOISE JUST SO YOU KNOW I'M HERE

[@serenabloodstreamdevil1319]

Jack: hi dad

[@tamakiamajiki3402]

That’s me when I wake up and there’s no food.

[@Kedabonius]

@@tamakiamajiki3402 LOL

[@RandomPerson-yf4ox]

But it's still scary as hell.

[@rory6278]

Somehow it scares me more because hearing that in this game just means it knows your there and is hunting you

[@krissingh313]

Lmao 12:43 Every other KZbinr that i watched just shot once and hit, but Mark just rapid-fired into the thing😂

[@jamesdavidsonasmr1449]

*YES*

[@assmahosman9285]

*YES*

[@Yasuk3]

YES

[@superbroadcaster]

YES

[@LegendShadowsZz]

*YES*

[@KuroHebi]

Me in this game scenario: So anyway, there I was with my shotgun two thirds up my mouth.

[@bodidotoco7857]

Calm down Kurt Cobain

[@emmaw.8212]

Freaking same dude 😭

[@marioanothlp]

*Freeze frame* "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...."

[@logalin]

@@bodidotoco7857 that’s a fat chunky yikes right there

[@spiderfriend5567]

@@bodidotoco7857 fuckin OUCH

[@geoking7312]

2010: Slenderman is the scariest creepypasta. 2020: A new challenger approaches...

[@barauder]

2010: Slender man made the world pee 2018: A new foe has appeared

[@willistired]

Every ten years an even scarier creepypasta approaches

[@Josh-id5jx]

What of they combine minecraft cave noises in the game

[@peripateticguy55]

sexiest*

[@sonamnechen8733]

SCP Foundation: noobs.. I've been in this business for years..

[@SpiralUniverse]

Slenderman: tallest creepypasta and semi quietest Sirenhead: ImMa Be 40 FeEt TaLl AnD lOuD aS fUcK

[@sarahurtig6589]

Lmao

[@funtimemai1119]

XD XD

[@natalieb2589]

Imagine this as a dating profile

[@funtimemai1119]

@@natalieb2589 Lmao XD

[@lonkzelda7871]

@@natalieb2589 No, just no

[@Turbo.RF4]

23:21 Mark: *FINALLY I CAN ESCAPE NOW!* Siren Head: *I AM SPEED*

[@haha.stupid6953]

Ok h e c k that actually scared the crap outta me

[@ojaman7144]

Siren Head: *I am a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics*

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

The last thing my pizza rolls see at 3 in the morning

[@ericwoodard4357]

I started cracking up after reading that while picturing siren head actually saying that! 🤣🤣

[@patrickblake5267]

hi

[@cjboehm603]

As an Australian, I can confirm that's what a wombat mating call sounds like.

[@genkureshima9834]

Y'all heard the man. Straight from the motherland. What worries me is Mark knowing that... maybe Dark is actually aussie and while Mark is american.

[@MonsterTeegs]

Moral of the story: always choose video games over going outside.

[@omgfiredragon]

That dose sound smart

[@uravityuraraka1327]

At least. Until they get in.

[@omgfiredragon]

@@uravityuraraka1327 Oh heck no...

[@jayjorgenson8412]

Get a shotgun, ak47, glock 19, and 50 nukes. That is how you defeat siren head.

[@jayjorgenson8412]

foolproof

[@steve_the_mvp1534]

Normal people:sniper rifle Markiplier: *heavy machine gun*

[@birthdayfriendship8399]

Shitttt lol

[@BlakeSmith17]

Normal people? What that? Normal People sound like mythological beings.

[@WolfGirl_MakuGaming]

🤣

[@DakotatheDrawer]

That's also me

[@DakotatheDrawer]

Give me bolt action shotgun and I will shoot it as if it's an aa 12 with a drum mag And yes there are bolt action shotguns

[@TheMactavileMiniMadMaxMactans]

Mark: "It's a harmless little thing." Me: "That 'harmless little thing' is about to make you an _armless_ little thing."

[@AndriousArrow]

The best comment yet

[@GrimDarkParadise]

"Armless, legless thing, rolling down the street, like a turd in the wind."

[@Ko_Reisen]

nice 💀

[@christianrogers8297]

Good one

[@rebecsofia]

Buh dum tsss

[@kaylasilverstein4137]

Omg at 9:27 just imagine living in the woods and it’s nighttime and suddenly a guy starts banging on your door and shouting “HELLOOOOO DING DONG!! EMERGENCY, HELP!! I’M LOST IN THE WOODS I GOT NO PANTS, HELP MEEEE!!!”

[@zeal.512]

"Gee, I sure wish my eyes had better resolution..." Saaaame

[@FlorianXXV]

that is what I imagine people who need glasses see.

[@thatonedude-6819]

Florian_25 can confirm. We can’t tell the difference a TV from 1950 and real life

[@rajtac-tts7015]

Bruh as a person who wears glasses, that is fucking v a l I d

[@XXX-22xxx]

You have glasses don’t you

[@iitskenzii3729]

mark: i have a problem, serouni head sirenhead: *sad italian noises*

[@deadshotwhisper1861]

DESPASITO

[@zeextor1159]

@Dead Shot Whisper NO, STOPPP NOT THAT SONGGGG

[@Belphegor616]

@@deadshotwhisper1861 Despacito* lol

[@Cloud24774]

Time stamp? Plez?

[@darthnozzle]

XDDD

[@frostbitedoesyt5407]

4:07 Everyone else who hears wolves: RUN. Mark: ... *Well at least the wolves are thriving..*

[@marijamilanovic5258]

ew, furry.

[@frostbitedoesyt5407]

Marija Milanovic I’m an animatronic... not a furry.. thank you. Do you always walk into a chuck-e-cheese building and yell out that the animatronic is a furry?

[@DJRainbowToxic]

@@frostbitedoesyt5407 just ignore that guy,he's just some rando trying to start something

[@davethehusky2437]

@@frostbitedoesyt5407 I'm An AnImAtRoNiC nOt A fUrRy LoOk At Me Im FnAf GuY fUnNy HaHa Oc ChArAcTeR HaHa FuNnY

[@_memeshiffer_]

Those are loons lmao I live on a lake but it’s funny

[@NaturalSelection_]

All I can think is..... “The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues-“

[@rebekahfehr6635]

“You can never start a horror game with a happy note.” Doki Doki: Am I a joke to you?

[@thefriskyfox1907]

Duck season also starts happy

[@A.R.R.O]

e.j kovacevich yes

[@DrMantisTobboganMD]

I just finished watching his play through of doki doki lol

[@Abby-yn6fi]

What about among the sleep?

[@birthdayfriendship8399]

And I oof

[@vespertiwolf7195]

Mark has three moods: 1. Praising the resolution and graphics package of the game he's playing. 2. Praising how well the game made up for its lower graphics package by having an excellent atmosphere. 3. Roasting the crap out of ATARI-level graphics and how his corneas have been affected.

[@eclipsedrain2366]

Sounds more like his checklist. 1. Praise the res and graphics package 2. Praise the ambience (Or as Muyskerm would say: OmBeans), and 3. Roast the crap out of any other game mentioned in the game he is praising because it affects his character's ability to reprogram natural instincts. *snickers*

[@TheGuyWithABatsuit]

You forgot that he turns a rifle into a machine gun

[@theproindagames9387]

Sirenhead: *appears* Mark's itchy trigger finger: my time has come

[@Ooof_Master]

I love you

[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

@@Ooof_Master bruh

[@jyrktxuwu9648]

I love you

[@tartfart]

Jyrktx Uwu love you to

[@christinabanina6270]

I couldnt see a damn thing when he was shooting at the first time lol. couldnt even see the friggen siren head rip

[@Vltcrackcodm]

everybody gangsta until the tornado alarm becomes sonic

[@christophersin3766]

I love storms, comfort in chaos.

[@carterround4600]

Siren Head: *appears* Mark: *turns rifle into machine gun*

[@Alexa-hf7pb]

Transformers; guns unite

[@21tryhard97]

Turns bolt action rifle to a fully automatic rifle

[@C0N3_H3AD_ART5]

Yes

[@Pandurr]

He’s a god!

[@graham4023]

*Cue Tyler1* "HRRRRRRRRRRRRA!!!! HRRRRRA DDDDDDDRRRRRRRA!

[@theavacoda5823]

"You don't have to be faster than siren head, just your friends" -Someone who is no longer my friend

[@El.cat1]

😕wot

[@yuuardic7854]

@marilyn smith it means they left their friend to die

[@RI0TED]

Oh, that's nice. W a i t.

[@callsign_zeus9592]

Glad I'm the fastest in my friend group

[@blakemaddox1908]

I feel like this is funny but I don’t get the joke

[@DevlLo0pers]

JackSepticEye: doesn’t give a shit about sirenhead and likes him Markiplier: Thinks everything is normal till he gets his head ripped off

[@blahwhatever3015]

Also Jacksepticeye: *_calls sirenhead his dad_*

[@shadyman1583]

Coryxkenshin was first

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

Mark: at least the wolves are thriving! Me, who lives in Maine: *sir that's a loon-*

[@cjboehm603]

I live in California and even I know what a loon sounds like

[@sylvikai3357]

as someone who lives in maryland, same

[@jaygay6576]

@@cjboehm603 I live in California and what the fuck is a loon

[@TrippaMazing87]

@Harrison Clark same lol

[@RedFeralWolf]

Michigan here and we know the call of a loon we’ll.

[@fkez0510]

Everyone else who's played this game: shoots Siren Head once Mark: somehow turns a sniper rifle into a machine gun and rapid fires

[@billbob8369]

Lmfao

[@sdm000]

lmaoo

[@axelw8786]

Ahahahahahahaah so true

[@zombiemoth9050]

Slender man: Lets be stealthy about this Siren head: Did you say unsuppressed assault?

[@birthdayfriendship8399]

Lol

[@vanadmirable8813]

We need a sitcom about these two.

[@NikosChickenBurger]

GamerWolfKai slither into action

[@shazukiishtar2503]

loud stealth

[@gavinfreeman3539]

Mark: tried to beat game Siren Head: “Get a load of this guy”

[@christianrogers8297]

Siren Head: Hey Mark, how’s your day- Mark: BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM-

[@matthill5791]

“Trying to save his friends if were him I would just lie down on my back and and wait wait for what you ask? Soon you’ll see.

[@manbigboycoffin8241]

Actually funny I am made laugh

[@ThompsonMaple]

Mark:*Sees siren head strolling towards him and freaks out* Also Mark:*Switches bolt action hunting rifle to semi-automatic*

[@therealsin380]

12:40 I've never seen someone freak out SO HARD to the point where they left click THAT many times naturally with a sniper rifle 🤣

[@tatumg8548]

Lol! 😂

[@michealscott9279]

Momento morie unnus annus

[@bubblypaints7581]

lmaooo

[@mateusztadeusz]

@@michealscott9279 memento mori*

[@sayonara_]

that looks more an AR than a sniper rifle.

[@zaccotton8628]

*air raid siren* Mark: That's obviously the mating call of a wombat. As an australian I can verifiy that

[@EliasPluto]

as an australian i have actually seen a wombat scream its siren-like call

[@emmacheshire3628]

I don’t know what’s worse, that or the noise koalas make.

[@-rin2836]

SiRiuS ZAK1boi I second that

[@ryank2780]

Yay! Australia comments! I'm Australian too!

[@leo_mosley]

Was camping and a wombat did it right next to our tent and scared the living shit out of me

[@pieter_oficial]

Every killer:trying to be soo quiet Siren head:reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@silverkinnie]

So true though XD

[@Mavyenta]

You should have heard the one that was trying to hide but the cops found him because he farted

[@SilverAshes109]

That’s because Siren head isn’t a killer... He’s a monster

[@Kedabonius]

why r u stealing my comment? tf?

[@thelovablegoat9993]

lol true

[@Radioseal]

The character thinking they won: Siren Head: *Imma bout to end this man's whole career*

[@tealablu3759]

“That’s clearly the mating call of a wombat. These are normal forest sounds.” Obviously

[@roywasdead]

*o b v i o u s l y*

[@kekessadavies4150]

*o b v i o u s l y*

[@b_zzy]

*o b v i o u s l y*

[@Darkness_56526]

*y l s u o i v b o*

[@urmomsman7]

*o b v i o u s l y* -Hermione granger

[@somerandomdude5431]

Jack: uses bullets Sparingly and practically Mark: blindly fires off rounds into the distance using the whole mag at once 12:40

[@enderpup9289]

Mr Abasm wouldn't we all done what mark had done?

[@isexuallyidentifyasanapach4720]

Am I the only one who can't see sirenhead here?

[@XvII141]

Well,Americans amirite

[@literallyramennoodles7393]

C0D3N4M3 Z3R0 no not exactly but at least we don’t retreat when someone steals our baguette

[@blackace7782]

@@enderpup9289 as someone who owns and knows how to to use a gun, can confidently say no...no I would not 😂😏

[@acoolpotato3243]

Assassins : try to sneak and kill you unexpectedly Siren head : we don’t do that around here

[@thebig1987]

A: sector is clear. *siren head appears* A: NOT CLEAR NOT CLEAR

[@b3he4ded87]

"That's clearly the mating sounds of a wombat"

[@christianrogers8297]

“Sure wish my eyes had better resolution.” People with glasses: First time?

[@ahacker3385]

I'm pretty sure mark actually uses contact lenses

[@genralreno]

It looks like they added the filter to hide how shitty it looks without it

[@immortaldragon42]

*triggered*

[@tattooedraven2881]

Me: hey doc i think i need glasses Doc: no shit your resolution is set to potato

[@bagelbramble7335]

You do realise Mark has glasses and contact lenses?

[@Gosha_bang_bang]

Markiplier: sees siren head. Shoots a bolt action like a semi automatic shot rifle. Siren head: screams and hunts him even faster

[@seanwood4466]

“Semi automatic shot rifle”

[@josephgillilan3548]

It seemed full auto too me must have a bump stock lol

[@fireredscrollfighter8995]

Nearly harder with semi-automatic rifle. Use the best weapons. Oh, don't get distracted that it's order to near Siren Head. It's a trick that it wants to eat you.

[@blixy6559]

It can’t be bolt action and semi auto bro

[@IzzySarru]

@@blixy6559 Pretty sure they know that, it's just that it looks like a bolt action rifle, but fires like a semi auto.

[@mrzomb3r486]

12:40 “So anyways I started blastin”

[@Mendez0727]

😂😂

[@celltrark7161]

😂😂

[@--j7852]

LMAO Best comment ever 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤍

[@GaterAspect]

Haha

[@winnie6295]

love how i’m watching this right before i’m going camping- such a great and fantastic idea

[@genkureshima9834]

A year has passed since you posted this comment. Still alive, buddy?

[@bigladdamien7774]

Radio: *”Campers have been reported missing.”* Mark: “That means my friends are DEAD”

[@justmonika6663]

_ That.Trans.Friend _ first response and it’s TOTALLY true always

[@VegaNorth]

Not sure if thats coming from the nearby radio or if that was literally Siren Head telling the player he killed their friends.

[@joeb8935]

Vega North it was sirenhead

[@frostbitedoesyt5407]

*SEES BLOOD THE NEXT ROUND AFTER THE TOWER GLITCHES*

[@Hoanggtx]

Siren head can mimic the sounds of your friends or loved ones.

[@crossed1877]

Game: *demonic chanting and screeching noises* Mark: It's just a badger.

[@Darkness_56526]

Or a wombat ... Or a Honey Bee ...

[@ryujin619]

Or Mark playing Getting Over It.

[@TRXLLGE]

700 likes

[@Darkness_56526]

@@TRXLLGE 701 likes now. 😂

[@RedSeabird96]

6:23 sounded like a bobcat. Lol they legit sound like something out of hell. Especially females in heat. They tend to sound like banshees, or a woman screaming in general. If you've never heard them, look it up, it's Nightmare fuel. Lol

[@shaggysnaggy1022]

Everyone gansta till a tree starts playing All Star

[@mightymixsal]

but wouldnt that be more gansta

[@nottwiggy8708]

Somebody once told me the world was gonna role me (Continue from here)

[@zetaalpha5110]

Everything’s chill until the telephone pole starts blaring the fitness gram pacer test.

[@handicappedv1ncecuh925]

That one Kirb i killed a kid and burnes him wooh

[@handicappedv1ncecuh925]

That one Kirb it was a joke

[@Dizzy-sq9zd]

Markiplier: *saves sprint* "There is nothing chasing m-" *big roar*