3 SCARY GAMES #70

It's time again for 3 Scary Games! It's almost as if nothing has changed at all! Nothing has changed. Nothing. Nothing...
JUMPSCARE FRIENDS ► • Jumpscare Friends
Edited By ► / lixiantv
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted

[@SunsetEnvy]

Seeing "press shift to run" in real life would be terrifying as fuck

[@ipsharoy7398]

Huh. Now that u say this, it is true

[@1HeroSociety1]

I told my mom I was going to do that in a random place..... I hope you see it when I do

[@flow185]

I was thinking about putting that irl

[@lordook5413]

ALT-F4 your life

[@jarvis6253]

I accidently read this as press shift to fuck

[@specimen5481]

"it's ok, I'm a journalist" is the plot of most horror games.

[@KillerDitto77]

"I've covered wars y'know?"

[@hw_yozoraVODS]

@@KillerDitto77 was going to do this one, you're faster :D

[@MoreThanARose]

You cannot be more right. There’s at least seventy scary movies and games I can thunk of that start with “I’m filming this because-“…

[@keairapollard2517]

Have you seen journalists tho? They'd do anything for a good news story ahah

[@percyitsillegal4224]

Outlast :D

[@OGtinawolf]

The last game is based off of Junji's story, The Woman Next Door! I was fangirling because that's my favorite Junji Ito story. Also, that cat is actually based off of one of Junji's cats who has what looks to be a skull on his back.

[@furygeist]

Yon! He's so cute! Junji Ito is such a cat dad, it's adorable.

[@bashura_0019]

I don't know which book "The Woman Next Door" came from specifically. I would like to know and I would happily buy the manga

[@petrwarthursty2011]

Boy next door

[@bashura_0019]

@Pedro Leonardo ohh ok. Thanks so much

[@AlexofZippo]

I have to ask; out of everything Ito’s done, The Woman Next Door is your favorite? Not judging, really, idk it seemed like one of his “wouldn’t that be weird?” Stories to me

[@kat_denise_]

I love how mark interacts with Lixian😭😭 editors are underrated as fuck.

[@YIPPIEE582]

Real

[@brickch4pel]

Real gives his editor a spotlight + a chance to show prowess and have fun

[@leon_ur_local_gay420]

Lixan*

[@danielwhitmore6244]

Lixian is amazing.

[@multitruth372]

Shit is cringe tbf

[@luisaucedo]

I like how mark's defense mechanism is literally to say hi

[@operatoralcatraz2960]

hey man, i do it sometimes

[@chrisreed6845]

He said Hi right when I read your comment.😳

[@syco9154]

You got to introduce yourself before fighting

[@DeamionYoutubeArchives]

It's either Hi, or Middle Fingers

[@samsterthehampter2044]

That's because kindness kills all

[@toastytaco2499]

I really want to see “Press shift to run” in an abandoned parking lot now

[@orithespiritwolf3459]

I'd be like: yo what the heck-

[@yokai1715]

Oh just let me spray paint it there, fr though I have a lot of spray paint- ;-;

[@dancho0012]

Don Tomi de La Giyuu

[@JustthesameJn]

All fun and games till you saw it only on your vision

[@landenlance2319]

Whelp... There goes all of my spray paint

[@geesegoosegeesegoose]

19:30 the mix of emotions he feels here, the confusion, the fear, the disappointment, the holding back his laughter and trying to keep a straight face. it's poetic

[@spaghettiwilddog]

19:25 that’s a true horror right there being scared to death by someone ripping ass in front of their face I haven’t stop wheezing by A. Mark getting scared by a fart and B. Been getting scared by mark’s reaction 🤣😂

[@jerrichooveal2442]

It's so funny

[@lilemgames]

cant stop laughing

[@lithose1764]

“Shes tall. She’s very tall.” No mark NOT ANOTHER TALL HORROR LADY.

[@four4444Function]

I can't belllieve he didn't scream at the top of his lungs "Lady Dimitrescu!"

[@michellemccloy823]

He also likes woman statues....."Hellloo baaaayyy bah!" Lol

[@Phantom-qr1ug]

It's not a sexual thing okay? It's about the power, very respectable power.

[@rahmat4848]

Haha you funny

[@aaronlfcynwa2951]

@@Phantom-qr1ug lol someone's salty

[@bouncydachon]

Imagine walking into a dark old abandoned building and seeing “press SHIFT to run”

[@heyyitsnickfam]

that’d be terrifying lmao i’d think the whole world wasn’t real 💀

[@blueninja012]

@William Mooring what?

[@trexindominus8119]

Imagine if you saw a quicksave icon after seeing that *Quicksaving*

[@kitzoneee]

Leave a medical kit nearby

[@maksumnoiz136]

I can’t help but feel like attaching a sign like that to an abandoned warehouse just to see what happens.

[@bi.fruitsalad]

Call me a kid or immature but the random abrupt ending of Mr. Jorkmon made me wheeze 💀

[@sleeparalysisdemon1164]

Don't worry, we all did 💀

[@yogsenforfoth5948]

My god, it was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a very long time. 😂🤦‍♂️

[@kelliemullin8504]

I just adore Lixian's little character and edits. They make markiplier's videos funnier (not that mark isn't great on his own)

[@ManBehlndTheSlaughter]

Markiplier saying he'll give Lixian a raise: Lixian: SAY LESS

[@smoldragonsoldier3486]

DON'T LOOK INTO IT! JUST DO IT

[@DaniJHollis]

He's gonna need it with that BABY ON THE WAY babies ain't CHEAP

[@user-zm3bc8ng6m]

@@DaniJHollis wait lixian is gonna be a father????

[@GatheredStorm_YT]

Honestly he deserves a raise

[@smoldragonsoldier3486]

@@DaniJHollis no they are not!

[@clab5407]

I love how mark went so quickly from “eugh, you’re TALL 🤢” to “oh. OH. You’re ~tall~ 😏”

[@TheGreatMasos]

I got Lady Dimitrescu vibes from that.

[@paradiche8925]

Lady-d refrence

[@melloniethoma6217]

I thought he was going to simp after the tall robo-spider lady as much as he did Alcina.

[@phntmjosh47]

Came here to reference Lady D vibes… glad to see it already here lol

[@DavisStevenson]

the power, so respactable

[@rory3044]

Mark: Local people disappearing along that very same local forest road Me: LoCaL rOaDs TaKe Me HoMe To ThE pLaCe I bElOnG

[@Your_Local_Moron]

LOcAl ViRgInIa

[@Fade2BlackMCfade]

@@Your_Local_Moron LoCaL MoUnTaIn

[@Ascensionisms]

me (local) when im lost in the local woods

[@cramuel256]

"Press shift to run" - Markiplier is going to be my senior quote

[@firockfinion3326]

Mark: "Nothing ever really changes." Lixian: "Except my salary, right?"

[@felixtjoanda3841]

Mark: *smiles creepily* Lixian: "Except my salary, right?"

[@RyxCh]

Me: "Presses the like button"

[@Beetle_soup20]

r-right?.... mark?

[@sunnydayway1213]

@Laera *-* underrated.. periodt- 💅

[@killercobra7987]

Nice that one was good

[@TheTrekkie12]

i love Lixian's little character popping around the screen like "no he's an idiot, do not graffiti keyboard controls anywhere"

[@darkmaster4598]

I got it, that's lixian thanks

[@adamniepowiemtego6011]

*Press 'SHIFT' to viev this response.*

[@WhoTookQuwhu]

@@darkmaster4598 its not

[@adamgreenhill110]

I personally find it cringeworthy and unfunny, not saying it is, just my opinion

[@RandomVO]

It's almost like cartoon Lixian is his little conscience trying to help him.

[@CallMeKes]

Honestly I think my favorite part of Mark's videos are the full blown conversations with Lixian.

[@spaghettiwilddog]

Now we know that Mark is not above “fart humor” 😂😂

[@JohnWick-sk2zx]

Since lixian is gonna be a father soon he deserves a raise, cus he’ll have to take care of two babies

[@barbaraberman9459]

huh

[@jimstone3014]

Wait, Lixian is gonna be a dad?

[@BisexualG00SE]

Wait what?

[@skyalexis02]

@@jimstone3014 check his twitter!!

[@BisexualG00SE]

@@skyalexis02 okay, cool!

[@2Neurotic2Wizard2]

Mark: “you’re tall” Mark: *gets lady d flash backs* Mark: “you’re tall~”

[@liekhowtf]

* thinks about lady demitrescu

[@derpdude32]

" *Gasp You're taller." "How fuckin dare you"

[@datone2406]

its HACHISHAKUSAMA the japanes 8 foot tall lady

[@Errorlicious]

Timestamp?

[@Kissalege]

@@Errorlicious 0:00 - 32:54 no need To thank me

[@johnbickle8457]

i had to replay Mr. Jorkmon's unfortunate end not because of the fiery fart of death but because of Mark's reaction. Truly a masterpiece.

[@Hamsterjuices]

Mr. Jorkman broke me. I calm down then I remember the ending and I break.

[@samanddeanfan2009]

Markiplier: encourages graffiti Next day in the news: “graffiti has been popping up in rural areas describing instructions on how to play video games.”

[@kagemushashien8394]

"Now back to you Jim"

[@larrythecow1568]

“Spooky Weather!!!”

[@v0rinart_336]

I bet lmao😂

[@joannadzenowski6214]

Actually really smart idea though

[@HeavenStarQuit]

Local graffiti* Local areas* Local video games*

[@nachonathan8334]

Mark: “I’m pretty sure a janitor would bleed if you cut them.” Me: “Excellent observation Mark!”

[@taz3rgamer247]

I liked when Lixian turned up the spookage

[@JasmineSpottedelk4557]

I’ve seen a janitor at my school have a huge cut and lot’s of blood came out

[@DieManDust]

Think Mark!

[@AsherSchmutz129]

Mark’s a smart cookie :)

[@nachonathan8334]

Your invincible until you become a janitor

[@sr_b-cy4hw]

5:08 PLUH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@Ducky_RH]

My favorite part was when lixian got wide eyed when mark said he should give him a raise

[@stephthedeviant4599]

You’re all forgetting the best control ever though “Press B to blow”

[@lethalbbx9808]

I must press b all the time them

[@giggabiite4417]

Whata freakin callback

[@speciimenn]

@@lethalbbx9808 add me on snap?

[@irenebitidi2498]

“JUST PRESS B”

[@grimreaper2021]

@@speciimenn can i add you? i need a freind.

[@kurmyshaharris7367]

The way Mark's expression shifted from one of pure fear to slight lust as he realised the lady in black was _very tall_

[@kaiyotee2475]

dmitrescu all over again.

[@tydurand4287]

Well said

[@karensalva340]

He respects the power

[@silver1340]

Appropriate genetics, to make sure his offspring won't be as short as him. Sadly, she's a robo.

[@tiredfrogg2466]

the man has a type that type being tall and in a game

[@CatMuto]

Mark trying, and failing, to contain his reaction to the second game's ending is something that makes me laugh.

[@thegoldavenger.3829]

I wasn’t laughing at the second game, but then mark said “butt chug” and I lost it

[@thunderevermore6439]

"Nothing ever really dies." Unus Annus fans both love and hate this.

[@ryleemacdonald863]

it's funny that that's happened because I was watching an ass ton of Unus Annus tribute stuff, and stuff from the live stream (clips) because we are coming up on the 1 year ann. of it being born and died.

[@ipataCZ]

@@ryleemacdonald863 wtf is unus anus

[@miitard6622]

@@ipataCZ missed out

[@politecat3217]

@@ipataCZ oh no! you are in a great trouble

[@AsherSchmutz129]

Let’s have a moment of silence for Unus Annus.

[@misssavage7231]

Mark: Oh hey, you're tall.... *Im telling lady dimitrescu you're cheating on her*

[@8.E.T.8]

Amy: 👁👄👁

[@Kahlan_Amnell_]

Pretty sure that WAS Lady D

[@tihy9s168]

I love Lixian's editing and Mark's commentary, great job you guys! Amazing team!

[@jamiejay7417]

mark: hey now me: don't try this at homeee

[@callumbreton8930]

Mr. Jorkmon’s cause of death was a ghost *aggressively shitting himself*

[@dingus6605]

I think the ghost was farting on a match so the gas from the fart caused the match to flare. If you look closely you can see the match and the ghost reaching behind himslef to hold the match up to his checks.

[@snethies]

@@dingus6605 buut hey, that’s just a theory! A GAME THEORY! Thanks for watching 😏

[@BubblingOnion]

@@snethies Butt*

[@alocalcoyote]

"Glory, Glory what a hell of a way to die!"

[@Large_Duck]

Game: •Insert 3 coins• Mark: 2, take it or leave it.

[@emmat4175]

4:59 our boy was Fighting for his LIFE

[@alexpine8295]

The concept of the arcade game in “Janitor Bleeds” mirroring the environment around you and directly affecting your progress is so intriguing.

[@kirbymexicano7301]

Markiplier: *plays 3 random games* KZbin: yeah, this looks like FNAF to me

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

I find it funny that whenever mark does a video like this KZbin defaults to FnaF because that's the thing he is known for

[@darkx6869]

Wait what

[@csar07.]

I mean, I could never be completely accurate because he’s playing 3 games. The closest it can be is just saying “Gaming”.

[@erikagnieser6215]

@@darkx6869 In the description is FNAF for some reason

[@karisuagl6212]

Considering Marki always playing FNAF, I guess why not?

[@julllypee]

"You're tall... You're tall.. You're VERY tall" Me: *Ah shit, here we go again...*

[@tombkings6279]

HEY! it's not a sexual thing it's about the POWER

[@julllypee]

@@tombkings6279 YES, the P O W E R

[@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername]

I-

[@maedoesitall7082]

I love your profile picture, noodle rocks!

[@julllypee]

@@maedoesitall7082 Yuh, she does though xD

[@isaaccueva5814]

18:04 got me dead 💀😂

[@maxie-the-bunn]

I absolutely love seeing Markiplier trying to hold it together after the 2nd game's ending.

[@t.d.tthedragontamer2764]

I love how after markiplier says that he should give lixian a raise, lixian does everything in his power to get the raise

[@f-ckmyr0fil617]

67 I67

[@ryleemacdonald863]

lmfao fr

[@iamafuckingfailure]

He should give lixian a raise in money and lunky a raise in souls to consume

[@ryleemacdonald863]

@@iamafuckingfailure lmfao

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Employee 101

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Markiplier: "I am encouraging graffiti" Imagine someone actually writing "press shift to run" in the middle of a forest

[@theodensuhrie7915]

i want to do that just to terrify someone

[@McNimicGaming]

*pulls out keyboard* it not doing anything

[@Epicnossity]

i swear that's going to give someone a panic attack 😂

[@James-pr5tp]

im actually gonna do it /srs

[@SynicalStuff]

i see u everywhere, calliope, superjombombo, and now here

[@beepbeep3727]

I love the dynamic that lix and Mark have honestly it's so adorable and I'd miss it so much if it'd ever stop

[@lp_0044]

Markiplier: “I’m rich” Markiplier: “I’m loaded to the tits” I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@graces.garden]

Tomorrow’s headlines: “Strange graffiti has been appearing in local forests, local parks, and local arcades with instructions to “press ctrl” and “shift to run”. Authorities say these local reports have been made by local people in the local vicinity, and so far there has yet to be any progress on connections to who the local vandals may be in relation to the other locals.”

[@davidthecommenter]

it won't be long till we get an actual "Press [ B ] to Blow"

[@preciousbarrow4448]

Don't forget "WASD to move"

[@graces.garden]

@@preciousbarrow4448 Ah yes, “WASD to move” was only found in certain local counties.

[@celinecharanek]

this comment is underrated

[@serakayle7903]

Did you mean "Tomorrow's *local* headlines"?

[@dyngle2926]

horror game checklist: 1. car 2. forest 3. missing man 4. local 5. missing local 6. local car in a local forest

[@LeHunter70]

All Is Correct

[@rahmat4848]

Haha you funny

[@monke4044]

Local Man in a Missing local car looking for a missing local man in a local forest

[@DasSpaceAce]

"Hemo's Arcade" - y'know. Like hemoglobin, a.k.a blood. Like from a janitor.

[@Max-fn7df]

14:20 *HE GOT LEG*

[@cheyennebarton]

"you're tall !!! you're...tall 😳 ...you're tall 😏 hi 🥰"

[@haricotus1117]

Here before this blows up for no reason

[@SalamanderTeeths]

Oh look, my favorite art youtuber. ❤

[@IckyBlicky]

Certified unkown KZbinr? But this gets over 1k likes in 5 hours

[@khaledalmofleh568]

Its not a sexual thing its about POWER

[@ipsharoy7398]

@@khaledalmofleh568 totally

[@Webi]

Why is no one talking about the second game... That ending had me crying for 3 minutes straight.

[@kaiyotee2475]

same bro.

[@JesterEnthusiast]

Literally just saw someone else that said they were laughing at it lol

[@wowyoupunk333]

I’m watching this at 4 am, is it that scary

[@user-dy7dj6tv5b]

@@wowyoupunk333 ...... Lmao

[@jbrennan381]

@@wowyoupunk333 I mean...if you consider sharts scary...

[@scootydad8093]

Mark, the graffiti thing is absolutely hilarious and I wanna do it myself, BUT I'm also going to want to see how many people got arrested after watching this.

[@DYZE4004]

Do not pluh

[@johannav2002]

I’m going to graffiti this on a tree in the forest: “DO NOT PLUH”

[@jermaenjoyer]

me in the middle of some random forest walking into that tree: “oh hey that’s from that one markiplier video”

[@user-dy7dj6tv5b]

*proceeds to pluh*

[@BxGStone]

Better yet, tag a rock on the side of a hiking trail "Press Shift To Sprint"

[@chillycandle2007]

Do not pl

[@beepboop3812]

Lixian is genuinely the best editor you’ve ever had. I know editors come and go but he doesn’t just smooth out your videos, he enhances them. His humor and his little cartoon character paired with Mark’s reactions is hilarious. I hope he’s here to stay & thank you to both Mark for picking Lixian and to Lixian himself for his excellent work.

[@PanFroggo14]

I’ve never agreed more! Lixian is amazing :)

[@bdsy8839]

He deserves that raise he asked for

[@pulsegamin4790]

I think he is pretty bad. A good editor does not make the video about himself, especially one that is for a horror game. The best editors are not noticeable but Lixian is downright distracting.

[@kaidenbaker3052]

@@pulsegamin4790 nah, lixian doesn’t make the vid about him, he just adds humor and makes the vids more fun to watch

[@abyzz6252]

@@pulsegamin4790 ik for a fact you liked ur own comment cuz ain't no way anyone else agrees, lixian is one of the best editors I've seen on ANY channel

[@thing4275]

Mark: “Hey now-“ Me: “Don’t try this at home, do do do do”

[@thing4275]

Btw this is the time stamp: 14:30

[@aolelievre5390]

My cat gets separation anxiety but it helps when I put some noise on while I'm gone. So thank you Mark, my cat likes your videos

[@marzizzo]

"oh no they're tall!" "they're... tall...." NOT AGAIN MARK

[@pankekizen]

“iT’s AlL aBoUt PoWer”

[@taishakkmjpkj3207]

@@pankekizen" rEsPeCtAbLe PoWeR"

[@daybreak2127]

@@taishakkmjpkj3207 It's NOT a sexual thing!

[@Arif_Raziq]

@@daybreak2127 ITS NOT!

[@imsorryforarguingbut4555]

@@Arif_Raziq ”DoMitREscU”

[@derekghost9543]

Fun fact, that cat is actually from junji itos manga he did about his cats. The joke is its a totally normal story, but since it's done in itos brand of spooky art, it looks terrifying.

[@hat7475]

No wonder I found it familiar! Edit- turns out, I had already played the game before and now I'm crying about how my reaction was when I first played it lool. The limb enhancers were really cool ngl and the animation??✨ And Mark's reaction is just 👌💀

[@alphagiga4878]

So was the lady a robot? Not paranormal?

[@triskadancer]

@@alphagiga4878 A lot of Junji Ito's work tends to end abruptly and with no explanation, which kind of adds to the unsettling feeling since there's no closure. It's still pretty freaky even with her being 'just' a robot - who made her? What IS she doing over there? Why is she skittering around like that?! etc

[@alphagiga4878]

@@triskadancer from what I gather, she is some assassin robot created by some shady gov organization, and she is living there as a test run

[@brileysbloodd]

i love junji ito

[@panfull]

Two things. First game. Absolutely amazing. I would LOVE to see a full game playthrough. Second game. 10/10 ending. Did not load this video expecting to cry (in a good way). The way the fart travelled so God damn slow was the icing on top.

[@Keiana.a.l.n]

Whenever I start to get sad or cry I watch marks videos and they always make me feel better. I haven’t been able to stop laughing 😂❤️

[@meanya4687]

Okay but imagine: You're walking while it's late at night and you're lost and you're so scared and it's so quiet that just to break the tension you start talking to yourself. You muse to yourself about how strange your day it's been, how you've been seeing movement in your peripheral vision all day and how you must be tired. Then, you hear a strange noise. "What... what was that?" You cry. That's when you see it, graffitied on the wall: "WASD to move around" "Press Shift to Run" You're paralyzed for a moment. Then suddenly, your limbs move without your approval. Something or... _someone_ else is controlling you now. Better hope they're good at games...

[@lxing7795]

That is a GREAT horror short my mans

[@alexdhamp]

It's like a horror version of the movie "Gamer"... >.

[@user-jk5oc7iw7r]

This some wattpad shi

[@hat7475]

Oj HELL YEHA

[@PhreNox_is5]

@@user-jk5oc7iw7r Maybe

[@arpj909]

Moral of the story: Give Lixian a raise

[@serendipity4615]

Yes-

[@rusty3073]

No a promotion.

[@gammatheprotobean1541]

only if he can amp up the spookage

[@devilspygaming4493]

Yes he deserves it

[@jaxcraft2848]

0:09: Why hello there, Dark.

[@rhijones382]

25:50 Has it really been 6 years since we lost Daniel? RIP

[@MooberriesGoMoo]

I love how Mark has gotten way better with scary things but also gets scared of a guy farting.

[@nathanhill637]

To be fair, it was kinda loud and unexpected, It kinda made me jump too lol..

[@shawndennis6529]

I literally just started watching the intro and saw this comment, so now I'm confused and excited. XD

[@nathanhill637]

@@shawndennis6529 Was it everything you hoped for and more?

[@r0b0t1ctree6]

The cat from the last game is actually Junji Ito's, or rather his wife's, real life cat "Yon". Ito wrote an autobiographical manga about him, his wife, and their cats. It's still drawn in his regular style though, so a lot of it still looks quite scary lol

[@heroboof8595]

i wanted to see if someone else pointed that out! i love yon... junji ito's cat diary is an absolute must-read!

[@hopepapernacky]

Aw!

[@ikelldagay1801]

@@heroboof8595 hey... newbie here, may I ask what mangas or light novels of Junji Ito would you recommend for someone starting reading his content? Sorry to bother you

[@emeraldblack842]

@@ikelldagay1801 I would start with either h Hellstar Remina or Uzumaki.

[@heroboof8595]

@@emeraldblack842 gonna second this! uzumaki was my introduction to junji ito's work, it's absolutely excellent.

[@grace30728]

I can’t be the only one laughing so hard to the local joke😂

[@din3912]

Your initial reaction to that dr's death was flawless. Even i laughed hard haha

[@milk3641]

Mr Jorkman is actually the funniest game over ever seen. Not even lying

[@MDG-mykys]

That says a lot about you, lol

[@milk3641]

@@MDG-mykys name a funnier game

[@MDG-mykys]

@@milk3641 ur mom, lol, gottem. Jk, idk.

[@feetlunatic5134]

funny fard

[@MDG-mykys]

@@feetlunatic5134 hey, at least I tried not to be rude.

[@johnyesjustjohn]

I tried writing “Press F to Pay Respects,” but all the people wearing black got mad and the guy digging the hole chased me away with his shovel.

[@tswizzle2020]

underrated

[@zoru_pines]

very underrated, it took me a second to realize you do this in someone's funeral XD

[@knaughta.masso-kist5944]

Lol good one.

[@yunon5820]

Maybe its because you still have two hand jk

[@killercobra7987]

(The people will remember that) lol

[@notamexican912]

i love how on every 3 scary games video, there is a jumpscare that i know is coming but it still always gets me

[@walkittalkit04]

i love marks realization at 26:29 like "hi, you're tall- YOU'RE TAALL, very talll"

[@TheFlopster69]

“I’m pretty sure most janitors would bleed if you… cut them…” *Nah Mark, once you become a janitor you become indestructible*

[@ThatOneWeirdFlex]

Dabi

[@RulerX.]

Facts, have you ever seen a janitor die in a horror game because I haven’t.

[@Unmustache1]

@@RulerX. they are immortal

[@TheFlopster69]

@@RulerX. Exactly, the monsters fear THEM.

[@jarvis6253]

Thats because all janitors are gods in disguise

[@NeODeLeuX]

Broke: Graffiti that says "Press Shift to Run" Woke: Graffiti that says "Press B to Blow"

[@pandavick2815]

I love you

[@Aric_EPU]

Classic!

[@menthols4625]

Woke: Graffiti that says "Press E to watch Tyrone bang your girlfriend"

[@arielgonzalez008]

Extra Woke: Graffiti that says "Hold Z to exert your will"

[@originalcomment4818]

@@menthols4625 Reddit moment.

[@chaldenbarnard3631]

Mr jorkman rip. Best laugh I had in a long time 🙏😂😂

[@GetloHawking]

I like when Mark mentions giving Lixian a raise and Lixian just goes quiet and stares at the camera

[@CrimsonCreationAGM]

Markiplier: plays a horror game KZbin: ah yes, *five nights at Freddy’s*

[@novu6196]

BAHAHAHAHA IT'S STILL THERE

[@imnotnoi4815]

Man I love that scene in fnaf where someone gets lit on fire using a fart, so iconic

[@CrimsonCreationAGM]

@@imnotnoi4815 the fart behind the slaughter 💀

[@astridmaack4516]

@@CrimsonCreationAGM maybe they listed it after fnaf was released? Idk lol

[@acerwolf456]

F in the chat for Scott hope he has a chill retirement

[@bonk276]

Speaking of janitors. Can we appreciate the fact that they clean and lock up buildings like schools and hospitals after dark.

[@andievaldez6476]

especially at the tail-end of this pandemic..... imagine how many lives they saved by simply sanitizing and cleaning up after people?

[@muhammadameerariffbinmohds631]

Yes they should be appreciated

[@zaakoarolikin1643]

Phasmophobia sequel: janitor (ghosts, hauntings, cleaning, proximity voice)

[@donaldsmith4382]

Sounds like someone wishes they got paid more

[@blvd.9336]

@@donaldsmith4382 Everyone should be payed more

[@tired2961]

I love how in the beginning of each 3 scary games,he puts a scary intro and its like he tries to get you prepared almost.i just love it

[@breannaflasher560]

I like how he tries to scare us but he doesn’t scare me lol 😂

[@LonelySandwich]

The more Mark says “Hemo’s” the more it sounds like an obscure slur

[@brokenland5154]

That’s what I thought lmao

[@Rogue_Steve]

no hemo bro.

[@danner253]

Spinicker

[@ItsWesels]

@@danner253 i havent heard it yet in the video. And if I don't, youre catching hands

[@milest1240]

All I could think of is himbo everytime he said that

[@M0n5oon]

Imagine walking into a truck stop bathroom and seeing "Autosaving" on the wall.

[@Nastybug83]

XD

[@alanastasiunaite]

is it all a simulation…?

[@cielphantomhive4115]

Checkpoint.....

[@carterkracke]

"Aw crap..."

[@serkanceltik2302]

While entering a dark tunnel a graffiti lets you know that the game has been saved and you should press F to use your flashlight

[@goldskul2798]

I actualy did write "press shit to run" inside an abondoned apartment near my job after I watched this lol. Mark is a genius

[@Max-fn7df]

Love how many times he talks to his editor 😂

[@Casedilla73]

Mark: “You… are evil!” Lixian: “I know.”

[@Casedilla73]

7:55

[@hamzamalik531]

Thanks, have a great day

[@user-tp5qu7zu2l]

Thanks, have a great day

[@fioskribbs]

Thanks, have a great day

[@Mr.Kizuma]

666 likes :))

[@eatsleepplay906]

Imagine you were out in the forest and it just said: *press "shift" to run*

[@lelduck6388]

I would pray I was given higher stamina then what I have in real life.

[@Quinoa_316]

I really wanna do that now

[@joannadzenowski6214]

Terrifying

[@AsherSchmutz129]

That’s how you know you’re in the matrix... If it was a horror game.

[@Red-pm9ci]

that would actually be very terrifying

[@TheRealShinobi]

2:09 his face when he said that LMAO

[@harleyquinn2011]

3:00 I have done it and plan to never stop (writing game instructions in weird places) I'm also 28, kids, be good lol

[@j.e.l4648]

In the third game, the cat with the "cursed face" is a reference to one of Junji Ito's first physical manga called "Junji Ito's Cat Diary" the cat that appears in the game was one of the author's real pets. His name was Yon.

[@Ductor.Willey]

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥

[@echo3788]

it's always nice to see some junji ito stuff, even if it's just references

[@ventiCutie6857]

Awe nice. Love his horror works. Makes me question my existence and sanity.

[@Zulk_RS]

Wasn't that one of the only Junji Ito mangas that wasn't actually horror. People looked freaky but it wasn't really a horror manga. Are there any other works of his that aren't horror?

[@dramaticaldragon2043]

@@Zulk_RS no that's about it

[@Elementroar]

That cat is Junji Ito’s cat! He draws it like that in his Cat Diary series (which is based on his real life cats), and he says that cat is cursed not only cos of its funky face, but because the pattern on its back looks like a skull.

[@blank9493]

If this information is true, then it is very intriguing, thanks

[@cautiouslycynical9786]

Some say "cursed", I call it awesome.

[@chrissummers4584]

i thought the lady next door turned the rock guy into the cat.

[@karma-bomb]

@@blank9493 i believe his cat is named Yon.

[@thewholockgaming3616]

The way he tries to act mature enough not to laugh at the fact joke.. I love it man gold.. litral gold😂😂

[@elpendejo._.alienigena2395]

2:33 gotta love that echolalia

[@Garry503]

Hemo is the Latin prefix for blood. So it makes sense in a game called “The Janitor Bleeds”.

[@boygenius538_8]

“emia meaning presence in blood”

[@neckrohs]

@@boygenius538_8 i get that reference.

[@borutoburrito6547]

Yeah. Like Hemosapien.

[@karensparks8984]

As someone who works in the lab I cringe upon hearing the word said so many times lol. I would like to leave work at work and not think about it during marks videos.

[@Symora]

The sleep paralysis demon farting fire on Mr Jorkmon and immediately dying was possibly the best and most poetic ending I've ever witnessed in all of my days

[@cherrydragon3120]

Nothing poetic about it... literaly a 5 minute game made for a butt or fart joke

[@wormthejay2851]

@@cherrydragon3120 that’s the joke-

[@S20171]

@@cherrydragon3120 you're just jealous that you can't see the poetic aspect of it

[@nyx476]

@@cherrydragon3120 r\woosh

[@aurum316]

Why do you have a thоt on your pfp?

[@Ivysnothere]

20:27 10 out of teeeee.

[@JMPfeif]

I legit saw "Press Shift to run" Under an overpass the other day. it was amazing!