3 SCARY GAMES #72

[@FoieGras4u]

“Don’t bother with the knife” “don’t try to get rid of me” That’s cool, keep the damm house, I’ll transfer all the bills to you, have fun

[@gamistry2947]

Yeah and also, the toilet is kinda clogged, so I hope you can take care of that.

[@chrisdemonight493]

Also there’s no food in the fridge and seeing your a disembodied head, I figured it was worth mentioning.

[@DanDoesStuffs]

If I've learned anything from hentai, that thing is gonna turn into a waifu if you help it and then... you know the rest

[@earlbilbrey8058]

And the yard work needs to be done weekly or HOA will send fines and possibly eventually foreclose on the place!

[@redwolf7765]

Jesus said so

[@Indiana_Jones_S]

Mark is the only one I know who can say “This is horrible.” and “I hate that!” as top tier compliments.

[@hat7475]

Ikr

[@Ihaztoasterz]

Sometimes he concerns me 😃

[@JENNATHEZOMBIEE]

Fr

[@sydneyparsons5365]

yeah, pretty much

[@IyeViking]

Just wait until he says it after you give him a gift

[@astroghost8413]

"don't even bother with that knife" clearly they haven't watched his Resident Evil playthroughs

[@judestarbabypup]

I just finished rewatching RE2. So great :)

[@imtiredofmycontinuedexiste6324]

@Andrew DGamer it’s a bot account

[@kagemushashien8394]

@Andrew DGamer Memento Mori.

[@noelzettergren8432]

@@imtiredofmycontinuedexiste6324 doesn't seem like they are

[@benfletcher8100]

@@imtiredofmycontinuedexiste6324 Definitely not, they joined 8 years ago

[@TheOnlyMaxiom]

"Your new self is 32 years old, lives in Ireland and is a comedian" Jacksepticeye?

[@angie_slendergirl]

glad im not the only one who thought that

[@randomriha1555]

@@angie_slendergirl me too lol

[@TOONYBOY]

@Matthew Cangemi Hence our pick

[@youwantmyname9208]

@Matthew Cangemi is he annoying now?

[@bong_water]

@Matthew Cangemi 🤨

[@GugaVilaini]

Mark: plays different types of interesting horror games KZbin: FIve Nights at Freddy's, take it or leave it.

[@nothollow4909]

@Lynell Jones KZbin says he played FNaF in the description. It does this all the time.

[@nikhiltailor1188]

yeah lol, like always

[@kod6375]

I saw that LOL

[@alphacentry]

Not complaining about FNAF do

[@FrazzledMango]

honestly I think youtube is just getting nostalgic and whenever it sees horror its like. FNAF FNAF FNAF

[@senseigoat4815]

Life hack: if you're ever feeling alone just play all the scary games and then you don't feel alone anymore

[@liagamer4265]

Tysm

[@ismailozer1]

Lmao

[@crimsonitacilunarnebula]

O unlimited slepp e paralysis fdemon works hai wprls

[@XNetherbornX]

Damn, that's actually really helpful. Never thought about it that way before

[@МирјанаАдамовић]

Then You'll always feel like the there's someone or something behind you

[@miguelgenovata6250]

"You're not gonna do some mind bending stuff right" game: *yesn't*

[@lucapaltrinieri5419]

*Wasun

[@Packy-sq4tx]

@@lucapaltrinieri5419 I’m I’m going back in my my moms moms and I’m just tired 🥱 I’m I’m pooooooooo

[@Neo0x1]

@@Packy-sq4tx did you have a stroke?

[@davemiller5882]

I think he had a double stroke

[@X7RYQ]

Or he's drunk

[@chriseatsfish1968]

Most people when they get scared: starts bargaining for they’re life Markiplier: starts rapidly yelling sponsors

[@thebasicmelon3373]

Ah yes when im in the dark I will casually start bargaining for my life.

[@NO-pf2gp]

I bargain best with a sharp knife.

[@theurbangoose6918]

@@NO-pf2gp I bargain best with a 45.70 government revolver and a 12 gauge shotgun

[@user-GodOfWarKratos]

@@theurbangoose6918 that is American!Les Go!

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

I find I shout, "Fucker!!," and start swinging.

[@stargirl412]

mark: "somethings going to claim you" me: "i knew not paying my taxes would catch up to me someday"

[@oddlyunable5592]

"I don't care who the IRS sends, I am NOT paying taxes!"

[@parisnumberone4967]

Turnip boy commits tax evasion

[@radec5437]

Not even the JOKER go against TAXES

[@shadowyyCFH]

@@radec5437 even he isn’t crazy enough to fight the IRS

[@stargirl412]

@@shadowyyCFH i am tho 👀

[@irenegreen5162]

Mark: someone came behind you and is breathing down your neck Me on a toilet: sucks to be them

[@oroshima2026]

Right till the toilet demon grabs your nuggets and drags u down into the sewers

[@irenegreen5162]

@@oroshima2026 So what you’re saying is, they are forced to live in the sewers with me? Still sucks to be them

[@YJNori]

@@oroshima2026 bro I don’t wanna be grabbed by my nuts and dragged to the sewers

[@oroshima2026]

@@YJNori not up to me it's just the way the rules are bro, srry

[@babymetroid6661]

@@irenegreen5162 Give me cuddles!

[@MrMarty0219]

Mark should do a series called "3 not scary games" where there games that are meant to be scary but aren't actually scary

[@amideska]

Lol yeah

[@firewolf7108]

Can I suggest a channel? Look up John Wolfe "Bad scary games" Playlist :D He is a gamer who never acts or pretends to be scared which makes it really funny and sometimes interesting when its actually scary

[@sweetricecakeman8582]

Insert joke about fnaf 3 springtrap jumpscare not being scary here

[@softpico7729]

@Fire wolf SHUSH

[@fatnoncejesus7896]

"3 Scary Games(..?)"

[@lchrt4069]

Upper part of corpse: “I control this house now…” The bank: “OoOoOoOo sCaRyyy shut up and pay these bills or we repo you.”

[@Argonwolfproject]

Corpse: *sobbing in fetal position in the corner*

[@DucksFor4]

The IRS: HAHA NO

[@pootisbardo019]

You cant repo the assets of a dead man "big sitting chief asshole!"

[@bluebutterfly3556]

The irs:PAY YOUR GOD DAMN TAXES!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Someone will watch you when you sleep" Okay Mark, that's really comforting to know.

[@chkatron9000]

Affirmative.

[@brooktrout8568]

penias

[@suso6425]

I’m finally loved

[@kajorichoudhury2786]

Everywhere I go, I see you

[@vlatshdaa3752]

Maybe one of the scariest things in the video

[@Fall_1n1]

"At some random point, you will be taken." No sir, I plan on staying single.

[@chckngrub1090]

Gold award for good comment

[@dragonsrmetalaf9620]

Nice pfp

[@Fall_1n1]

@@chckngrub1090 Thank youuuu

[@Fall_1n1]

@@dragonsrmetalaf9620 Ah yes, the best one out there.

[@dragonsrmetalaf9620]

@@Fall_1n1 we are people of culture

[@pppuncher6984]

6:15 mark that “creature” you are looking at is just hamood so don’t be scared

[@k1llerbeam362]

His confusion over the “creature” was quite comical

[@lucasreimer9333]

hamood backwards spells hamood

[@k1llerbeam362]

@@lucasreimer9333 you’re not wrong

[@gilles466]

Hamood? Hamoood? Habubela habibela hamood, habubela habibela hamood ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ♪♬

[@golden_potto]

hamood

[@oujiis]

annoys me that the codes for the "forgotten" puzzle he was trying to solve had colours on them and the doors had colours that matched them as well, but he insisted that the game was broken

[@nadiadiaz8354]

Sometimes we are not smart- mark makes mistakes too, just tweet him and hope he sees it.

[@sennakain6899]

I know, that was really sad. The game really seemed to have great potential!

[@meraki4398]

sometimes that isn't easy to notice??? He didn't really insist it either, he was just confused. regardless, the game still wasn't exactly "scary".

[@Zlilbro22]

“A pet named Steve always gets em” google feud flashbacks

[@lost_in_eternity4586]

You are fucking righet

[@lost_in_eternity4586]

I cant spell sorry

[@X7RYQ]

@@lost_in_eternity4586 just edit it its alright

[@yellowhawk01]

“I think I have … a pehet named steheheheheheheheheheheve”

[@shahsage_monsta]

i fucking remember

[@LonelySandwich]

I never truly understood the relationship between Mark and Takis

[@ivabcuplibb1047]

they met at sawcon

[@LocalLawnChair]

omG FIrsT rEPLy!1!111111111111111!!!!!1!1

[@sky-kt7em]

@@ivabcuplibb1047 SAWCON DEEZ NUTS

[@asdasdsadApdsjkkoajkbhdiajkds]

@@ivabcuplibb1047 no

[@rosaflame5198]

They broke up even though they never were together

[@raven9690]

"A pet named Steve" That was a nostalgia from the google feud series that i was not expecting today

[@xmemelord9000x]

Same dude

[@productive7399]

Ikr

[@gren3833]

Yes

[@L3ap1ng_fr0g]

Wait.... You're right

[@SpaceyMan]

ARDVARK MADE OUT OF *BEES*

[@slyu6497]

I think mark is definitely the first person to promote his podcast while being grabbed by a claw in a horror game

[@W3Rn1ckz]

He was promoting it to the claw methinks

[@MindYaBiznass]

"Someone is whispering something in your ear." * Mark closing in* "Have you listened to Distractible?"

[@edensgates397]

Most underrated comment

[@user-li5so4ry9p]

This comment has the same energy as the *"Ive been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."* memes

[@holefishh]

YES I HAVE PLEASE HAVE MERCY

[@iam_crumb]

"At some random point, you will be taken" **Irl noise happens outside my room and its night**

[@roeital5504]

Sorry it was me, mowing my lawn

[@maestroscovers262]

Call 911 ASAP....

[@Scarletttt___]

wait are you okay?

[@autumnm716]

@@Scarletttt___ they never responded

[@autumnm716]

@@Scarletttt___ they're probably okqy

[@djphat94]

I love how he still thinks “a pet named Steve” is peak comedy. I mean he’s not wrong but still

[@lookuptamplushboyitsmynewt4743]

Pfft XD classic Markihumour

[@SteampunkHorse]

I’m so glad a pet named Steve is back, it brings me immense joy to realise that

[@randomriha1555]

@@SteampunkHorse me too

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

I don't know if I missed when the joke first started, or if I forgot it. Can someone explain?

[@randomriha1555]

@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 Idk it started couple years ago when he randomly thought of "a pet named steve" lol

[@brenleigh._.3214]

"Someone Will Watch You When You Sleep" *Blankly Staring at all 10 stuffed animals at the foot of my bed*

[@loki4807]

*Me staring up at the poster of Elvis I taped to my ceiling*

[@saintsystem8163]

"Something coming to claim you. At some random point, you will be taken" Kinky

[@feetenjoyer1572]

I agree

[@recklesskili]

i like your way of thinking

[@vex1ty135]

Don't call me out like that

[@marsh346]

@@feetenjoyer1572 😶

[@proffesionalweredog7426]

uh oh kinky

[@DissedRedEngie]

"at some random point, you will be taken" Ehh, they usually bring me back.

[@ShiniDoesDubz]

I have actually met someone who was really kidnapped....and brought back because they were genuinely that annoying. Their story was local news!

[@xoregann]

yea same , maybe bc I ask if we are gonna eat anything..

[@Jekyde412]

@@ShiniDoesDubz I'm guessing it was the gospel music?

[@torakunoichi]

I’d just be singing or talking constantly

[@jivvy.]

Voice: Your new self is 32 years old, lives in ireland, and your job is stand-up comedian Sounds alot like jack

[@levilee9058]

I thought the same thing

[@GuardianTiger]

@@levilee9058 Same, immediately.

[@MCHLvisual]

I think that one of the inspirations from the first game (referring to the ending scene) is from Tomie, a Junji Ito story about a girl that LITERALLY cannot die. She could be stabbed, sliced to bits, she would regrow back to her normal form. And also if she gets slice to bits like maybe just a piece of her head left, she would start regrow from 2 parts, the head and the body itself (kinda like mutliplying). As seen from the ending, she was in the bathtub just the head of her, she then said something about letting herself grow, which is like in the manga. where she would like to ask the person to give her food (usually expensive food) to make her grow again after she gets killed or maybe her head is still there. And also if you're wondering how she can get killed that badly is because, she is portrayed to be so beautiful and perfect, that every man that fell in love with her, would grew of a sense to kill her (specifically chopping her to bits) just because of either the fear of losing her to someone else, or just because that she just makes them really angry. as you can probably see, I'm a big Junji Ito fan.

[@romanempire8139]

Aren't we all 😎

[@hat7475]

Sheesh! 👏

[@Psychedlia98]

Reading that story currently, it’s so good

[@aleksdavoid1563]

This should be hearted and pinned.

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

Hypothetical scenario: Tomie meets a gay man who isn't taking any of her shit

[@AttyTheDestroyer]

"something is coming to claim you" well maybe I like that kinda thing mark

[@fruitygutz]

PLEASE I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING AGAAGAGAHAHAHAHA

[@deadersurvival4716]

And the winner for realistic but hilarious comment that I didn't expect to read on the internet award of the day (the names are being workshopped) goes to you, OP.

[@mcdepressionwithlargefries5313]

i was finna comment this lmao

[@markcahill892]

Good point

[@vamp3223]

“jokes on you i’m into that shit” thingz

[@mcrying5837]

"veinless property" is definitely inspired by junji ito's "tomie" because there was a chapter where she was in a similar state in the book. and on the bedroom there's a poster from "perfect blue"

[@GHOST0ID]

I was going to say that it’s definitely tomie at the end. Especially because she can multiply and grow after being severed

[@Ben-tw4oy]

Weeb

[@dinosawr3898]

@@Ben-tw4oy yes and?

[@guyman2674]

@@Ben-tw4oy Oh no, people like things from a country. So disgusting, right?

[@Ben-tw4oy]

@@guyman2674 I literally just said weeb am I wrong

[@triadicoder7106]

Mark: **plays any horror game** KZbin: "iS tHiS fNaF?"

[@FarisFathurrahman]

Too bad KZbin still cant provide for more than one game 😂

[@alyssaviolacartagenapaloma7878]

i read this all the time. and i dont understand. sorry im new here.

[@vitalina8534]

@@alyssaviolacartagenapaloma7878 if you look in the description, it says that the game featured is fnaf. youtube only ever puts fnaf for every horror game lmfao

[@brandondrake3157]

@@vitalina8534 So True

[@SteampunkHorse]

KZbin 👉 any horror game . “Is this FNAF”

[@yutyranny]

Claw: *Grabs Mark* Mark: This calls for self promotion-

[@jessicacho3395]

“Strange knocking at your door.” *Hears knocking* My grandma: LET ME IN ALREADY

[@dumb6241]

"Sorry gram gram, too busy cowering in fear."

[@Shythalia]

"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up."

[@highchaplainerebus]

I am the 666th like

[@genkureshima9834]

I'd worship you as a god if you replied "GO AWAY, DEMON. TRYING TO WATCH SOME SCARY GAMES HERE"

[@ny020]

Mark: "Cheap jump scares." Lixian: "And I took that personally."

[@IamKingboftheworld]

@卐LouielolBruh卍 I wonder at what point you'll realize that only one of those is a swastika....

[@muffinchip6894]

@@IamKingboftheworld you ask that like he has enough brain cells to know how to open a banana.

[@hotred505]

@@IamKingboftheworld plus in other countries the symbol actually means peace

[@ness3094]

@卐LouielolBruh卍 ew emoji cringe

[@kichinator9000]

@@hotred505 actually I'm pretty sure it's literally every country and people in the US just jump to it being only a nazi symbol because they don't know it means peace! "卍" manji (まんじ) in japan is a symbol for good luck, which is (according to what I've read/watched) commonly used. In finland it was used in their air force I'm pretty sure? I'm not very educated, just saying what I've heard so if you're interested I'd encourage you (and the idiot who uses it to be edgy) to do more research lol oh, and an edit, forgot the nazi swastika is tilted at a certain angle so a regular one means the same as all the others.

[@mykaylachan5244]

To be fair, the whole “alone”spongebob scene from the cartoon really terrified me as a kid.

[@Brian-si8mp]

FACTS

[@BigRedBird]

Yes

[@kaithompson2876]

Mine was the one about the future that freaked me out haha But that one was pretty creepy too

[@ryotaokura5117]

Still haunts me even as an adult

[@SacredSpirit1337]

@@kaithompson2876 that was the same episode!

[@deathly4746]

Did anyone notice that the beep at 9:09 is the emergeny meeting in among us

[@H.u.m.a.n.]

it's more just kinda... Generic *beep/honk* machinery sound i've heard it in plenty of things before among us was even really a thing, best way i can explain is it's like using royalty free music for things except instead of music it's a sound effect, least that's what i think is most likely

[@madsdahl8366]

Markiplier: Play any horror game. KZbin: Ah! Must be Five nights at freddies!

[@user-li5so4ry9p]

He *is* the king of FNaF tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Coco-pk5jo]

@卐LouielolBruh卍 bro what?

[@moo9193]

@卐LouielolBruh卍 ????

[@roytheidiot4844]

@卐LouielolBruh卍 This isn’t even offensive anymore, it’s just getting boring.

[@Yindonessy]

@卐LouielolBruh卍 is that a swastika in youre username or the hindu sign?

[@nayderdabigfatgator1842]

Nobody gonna mention how disturbed mark sounded when he saw the “Hamood Habibi”

[@FriendRat]

lol yea that was amazing

[@BroPanth]

where was that?

[@Mo_Shadows]

@@BroPanth here 6:15

[@BroPanth]

6:12 - 6:17 im not familiar with the meme, so i missed it XD

[@caprinae_blood]

It was funny how scared he was of it

[@dracolipop]

I feel like the first game is inspired by junji ito's "tomie". The girl that can continuously respawn from her mutilated body parts

[@Andi-kd8bh]

LIKE A STARFISH?!!?!?

[@HoHanonnona]

Omg yes, I felt so too!

[@sillywombat]

Is it worth reading? Ive been getting into junji ito recently and have his frakenstein book which i love, the art is terrifying but amazing. Any others you reccomend?

[@gazer3713]

@@Andi-kd8bh yup. guys tends to like her. but will end up cutting her to pieces. then as he mention, regrow from that parts

[@SixSpeedSeven]

@@sillywombat Tomie is arguably the best series

[@braedenhoskins8585]

mark: *doesnt like cheap jumpscare* also mark: *puts multiple cheap jumpscares in all of his scary game vids*

[@gorg2079]

i grant you a hundred

[@lIHydra]

at least he puts effort into his videos instead of taking a few seconds to press a few keys on a keyboard to type a comment

[@richc.]

“At some random point you will be taken” Me single as fuck: great words of encouragement from Mark today wow

[@Stabber85]

Word! I was like f**k yeah come take me 😂

[@themandaloriangamingnetwor4964]

Aw I see your also part of that club huh?

[@WhiteWolf0212]

Single, what's that, a type of order?

[@jupitah.6150]

@@WhiteWolf0212 I can’t tell if your being sarcastic or if your actually serious

[@martadelatorre3304]

@@themandaloriangamingnetwor4964 THIS IS THE WAY

[@Jaydog-sc8zv]

Markiplier met his new enemy: Hamood, harbinger of darkness

[@JoltedAlive]

Hamood Hamood

[@elliotlikescoasters]

the 12th fatui harbinger

[@preface6612]

@@elliotlikescoasters my thoughts exactly

[@Pyro_Gato]

Hammooooooooooond

[@graycrest806]

@@JoltedAlive *Intense clapping ensues, alongside what I assume is Arabic singing* (Please correct me if I am wrong.)

[@coloredkiwi1562]

"Someone will watch you when you sleep." That comment would be a lot more horrifying if I didn't have a dog and lizard that watch me all the time. My lizard will literally sit and stare at me for hours

[@sirquacksalot7149]

I can relate I also have dogs and fish. Wish I had a lizard though

[@GandalfTheTsaagan]

I mean, compared to its life which it spends mostly eating and basking, you must be like a reality show

[@gurg2671]

I think you're the pet in this situation

[@coloredkiwi1562]

@@gurg2671 I mean, she has got me trained. Clean up after her, feed her, get her out when she wants out, try and keep her out of things that may or may not hurt her. For something that seems to have just a couple brain cells bouncing around, she's got me to do just about whatever she wants

[@crippledcarl1275]

so we're all just gonna ignore the fact that at 6:10 hamood is in the second game in the doorway just vibing? yeah we are... ok cool

[@cdos9186]

Thanks for pointing it out, I couldn't quite remember what that was!

[@loki4807]

it freaked me out until I realized who it was.

[@brisketnachos]

i love how he remembered "a pet named Steve" from Google Feud a few years back. good times.

[@user-ps4dp5eu7x]

Yeah I watched this right after getting recommended his google feud videos

[@scampadoodle]

It is truly scary to play scary games in the Dark room Mark is in

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

yeah

[@pepperthedino4704]

@@LavaCreeperPeople my butt hurts

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

@@pepperthedino4704 Well, oof xD

[@blue_beary1035]

@Pepper the Dino lol what

[@blue_beary1035]

@@pepperthedino4704 lol what

[@xtravague8013]

Mark: There’s a face in the hill that’s weird Me: You’re American, haven’t you seen Mt Rushmore

[@zinkle1474]

LMFAOAOO

[@yadayada8415]

PFFFT-

[@FREEPALESTINE_0_]

✨Man on the mountain✨

[@Monado-th8jl]

Unrelated, but I'm Canadian and have never seen a beaver.

[@robbieboydudeguy]

My favorite rock group

[@blankadams3120]

Mark: "I keep returning to the back rooms" Well, if you would stop glitching yourself, you wouldn't end up there nearly as often.

[@rosewood2414]

"Someone's gonna watch you sleep." Honestly, I'd be more scared if you said no one's gonna watch me sleep, I have a weird-ass cat.

[@crazybacon9911]

Ngl im pretty sure all cats are weird asf lol

[@rosewood2414]

@@maurice7363 Why do you stare at me until I sleep, then wake me up at 2:05am sharp every day? You demon-possessed or some shit?

[@ls-wh9up]

Me: *feeling loved knowing someone is watching out for me*

[@loki4807]

@@crazybacon9911 I agree

[@gehanpascual6822]

“A pet named Steve” brings back some good memories

[@discord9386]

It does, doesn't it? Brings back very chaotic memories 😄

[@saintnicolas.]

Google fued 😌😂

[@contexterror4047]

A pet named sbeve

[@slowsinz6708]

That’s from google fued if I remember correctly right?

[@discord9386]

@@slowsinz6708 That's right

[@pyrothemaniac9187]

Mark: "what? what are you?! wha-" "HAMOOD"

[@user-lh5ie3jn6y]

HAMOOD HABIBI HAMOOD HAMMOOD HABIBIII

[@plantz9539]

Hamood becomes hamood backwards, kinda cool

[@youun3s]

@@plantz9539 nice try, almost got me

[@urk_4509]

I was scrolling thru the comments and was disappointed in humanity cause no one seemed to recognize that was hamood but nevermind

[@chexmax2848]

pyro from team fortress 2 gaming?

[@haruru6846]

2:33 i love how they turned the "perfect blue" poster into "corrupted red"

[@kaneda317]

"Two men walked into a rampaging butt" - Mark Fischbach, 2021

[@silent-hills]

Honestly, I’m surprised he isn’t a stand up comedian with those jokes!

[@cloudk0o630]

Two ✌️men~👬walked🚶‍♂️in🤲a🤡rampaging😤butt👤5🖐feet🦶apart ➗cos💭their❎not❌gay- 🏳️‍🌈

[@stevecouldbeme9288]

@@cloudk0o630 Well they should be 6 feet apart due to corona

[@cloudk0o630]

@@stevecouldbeme9288 oop-

[@MinixMini2]

Mark: **Proceeds to type in a pet named Steve** Everybody: *He did the thing*

[@mohammedansari5818]

Wait is this a reference to DOOM Eternal bc I don't know if it is or if its from something else.

[@Magst3r1]

@@mohammedansari5818 it was from his google fued videos

[@mohammedansari5818]

@@Magst3r1 Ah ok thanks for telling me.

[@Qoenti]

Only og's will understand it 😂

[@yoink297]

I was rewatching those videos last night and it's really weird that today's video referenced that

[@emerald003]

10:05 “a pet named steve” Well the audience doesn’t seem to have a sense of humor

[@tycreations3476]

The "oah . . . Wall-e" thing mark said really got me laughing, that and the spongebob joke

[@Jonny5Fails]

"My pet named steve." How old is that callback. At least 5 years, right?

[@avery-u1w]

idk idc

[@Gayacegunslinger]

At least 5 years cause he did those google feud vids in like mid-2016

[@hellothere-dw3sf]

@@avery-u1w alright nicholas, thanks for your insightful commentary

[@commanderstars7631]

@@avery-u1w We appreciate yar words on the matter Mx.perrine but we have decided that yar words have little value and we do not we to go further in development.

[@foxifyy]

@@avery-u1w yeah Noone really cares what you think

[@MelodieOctavia]

Mark: "Jumpcares are cheap." Also Mark: *starts every 3SG episode with a jumpscare*

[@starrypines590]

Well, to be fair, that IS Lixian's doing

[@A.M.Rasyid]

@@starrypines590 Lixian wouldn't do it without mark permission

[@rusty3073]

@@starrypines590 but those jump scares are legit well made

[@otteroftoast2616]

I mean, they're FREE games. Of course it's cheap!

[@starrypines590]

@@otteroftoast2616 Are they? I thought they cost something

[@ORGANPARTY]

Mark: and breathing behind your ears My ceiling fan: *oOöÖoøõ*

[@kwiatkowykwiatek9614]

mate if this is how your ceiling fun sounds, I think you need exorcise it or something

[@asaheart21]

all i could take from this comment is that your ceiling fan sounds like a tibetan throat singing

[@randomriha1555]

@@kwiatkowykwiatek9614 maybe the fan just likes singing :)

[@archang3l123]

@@randomriha1555 I'm pretty sure you should be concerned if that's the case

[@hopeweaver877]

"you definitely felt that breathing on your neck, you definitely heard those weird footsteps coming to you from behind, you definitely felt that hand being placed in your shoulder and then someone leaning in to whisper in your ear" *that someone whispered in your ear to ask for the wifi password*

[@driedmangoes6981]

The poster that says “Corrupted Red” in the first game is a nod to Perfect Blue, which was directed by Satoshi Kon. I didn’t see anyone mention this yet, but it’s a pretty good psychological horror anime movie. :)) Do some research ahead of time tho since some of its themes may make viewers uncomfortable. Edit: Haha sorry. I should’ve been more specific with what I meant by discomfort. I meant the scenes including sexual assault, etc. possibly being triggering.

[@angelinamodi8391]

YES I NOTICED THAT TOO OMG

[@jelly434]

In a way, it's more worrying if they *don't* make you uncomfortable...

[@synsol5731]

Yup I noticed the same thing

[@iustitiaautemresistis2903]

I watched this movie too definitely one to watch multiple times at different intervals to really follow what's going on.

[@sydebee]

I noticed that poster too and looked it up and got nothing so thank you :)

[@grfrjiglstan]

"Bit of a cheap jumpscare there." *begins and ends his video with jumpscares*

[@SacredSpirit1337]

He groused straight into the camera that it’s a people pleaser, which I believe is him ranting about how we constantly ask him and Lixian to make more jumpscares in the intros.

[@rayray5918]

"Someone's gonna watch you sleep." Me: *looks at my cat*

[@MsPeep037]

Same lol

[@discomug]

Is It Black?

[@St33lStrife]

I was watching this when my cat made a thump. I honest to God about jumped out of my skin XD

[@AGENT-jy2sp]

Ohh shit lol🤣🤣

[@St33lStrife]

@@discomug my two are

[@andreashakestad9013]

Something about Mark saying "someone will watch you in your sleep" when i am in bed at 3am makes me feel slightly uncomfortable

[@PositiveLBo]

Markiplier: *About to die* Also Markiplier: Hi, my name is Markiplier and I have a podcast!

[@WowieZowie123]

Cool in the face of death

[@shubhampetkar8506]

The podcast it's actually good

[@skypixil8941]

No one: Mark: wha- what r- what r u? Hamood:🕺🏻💃💃🕺🏻💃

[@scoopyloop5237]

Finally someone saw it 😂

[@Goketure]

Bro I thought i was the only one who saw it

[@jlmadethat]

HABIBI

[@jackjohnaroni]

I knew it was Hamood

[@skippyyy_k3423]

yes it was hamood and he didnt knowww

[@AirLight1646]

“Pet named Steve” Does this mean that Google Feud might make a return? I love watching a man with a mental age of 7 laugh at stupid jokes

[@kevinfloresarroyo7655]

You have the fobidden profile picture! you shall be banished from thee life indeed!

[@TheTrueFag]

@@kevinfloresarroyo7655 let him live for a bit longer. How about a year? I think that’s long enough

[@slingshot6260]

why does ur pfp just say redacted

[@aamaltheaa]

In a few years, after you change that pfp, someone will be very confused lmao

[@Henry-uq1hl]

9:04 the among us alarm scared me more than anything in this vid

[@doomwangus2080]

Was searching for this comment, it was the scariest part

[@YungGreyvy]

I KNEW I KNEW THAT SOUND EFFECT FROM SOMEWHERE

[@awaspnest1014]

Fr, as that played "AMOGUS" flashed through my head

[@fizzyberries]

my therapist: french markiplier isn’t real, he can’t hurt you french markiplier: 22:21

[@jessicagemma1234]

Just Got To That Part. Reading This Comment Made Me Laugh

[@Mr.Male564]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@JENNATHEZOMBIEE]

@@Mr.Male564 you good 😰

[@duckie._.duckie6650]

HOHOHOHOOOOHOHIHIHIHIHI-

[@mtgamer2152]

*marc with a c

[@kittencaretaker8163]

Mark: "I'm going to figure they throw a rock and that they're not in the house now" Figure in the bedroom: *COMPLETELY IGNORED*

[@heyitsjustaz]

*8 foot tall nightmare figure at his door* Mark: "I'm gonna go to bed, now!"

[@Krakenghost]

Mark: "Expect someone behind you" Me: *Offers being some bacon*

[@Z_Gamer15]

Demon sits on marks couch* Mark: Hey… Don’t.

[@Trunks1stApprentice]

21:33 That jumpscare was perfectly timed to my microwave going off, so it sounded like a heart monitor beeping to make sure Mark and I were still alive after the scare.

[@ailuruscorpse]

"At some random point, you will be taken." I'm trying to eat my m&ms

[@fir-endflames]

me too :D

[@beats5701]

LMAOO

[@amandaboggs3863]

Me: “k cool where are we going?”

[@DetectiveHeatherHolmes]

I hope not. Gotta pee.

[@rita3937]

@@DetectiveHeatherHolmes i always wonder what would happen if i had to pee while being kidnapped like would i just have to piss on their face?😀

[@glitchxmars7415]

i want the second game to be a full length game with puzzles that get more and more complex because It feels almost like a cross between portal and inside and i love that. I know it's trying to be a horror game with a little bit of puzzle to it, but i think it would do rlly well as a puzzle game with a little bit of horror to it

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "Someone will watch you in your sleep" Sleep Paralysis Demons: _"Always has been"_

[@thomasebersole8640]

@Soldier [TF2] you smell different when you're awake...

[@oddlyunable5592]

Lucky, mine sprays perfume in my fan.

[@ana_333]

@Taonga Masilo lmao I agree

[@Citric-Acid]

I'm saying this right now just in case you see me again I'm immature (•°v°•)

[@memeguy7010]

Markiplier: “What? What?! What is that supposed to be?” Me: “HAMOOD HAMOOD HABIBI?!”

[@Night_Alien]

Also I'm pretty sure the alarm sound is the emergency button from among us just looped

[@dannyzuniga1934]

HAMOOOD HAMOOOD

[@GM_Neo]

@@Night_Alien I think its probably a stock sound, I have heard it in another game but I don't remember what it was called

[@Night_Alien]

@@GM_Neo yea probably

[@alphacentari555]

omg same

[@TrialityGames]

THIS IS INSANE, we feel so honored, thank you!!!

[@Fgacko]

congrats man, a legend has played your game

[@BrokenGodEnt]

Well would ya look at that.

[@rosaflame5198]

Awesome games!

[@haneul.7952]

Mark could you please play ''fragile'' it's a horror game a dark concept (human trafficking , child kidnap , organ black market). It's a well made game with an interesting storyline, I think you will like it.

[@heyheyfrapfrap]

Markiplier : "random knocks on the door" "Door knock on the right" Me : "Ah ah my door is on the left i'm not fooled stoopid"

[@sarahhh7006]

I didn't have my right headphone in and I didn't even realize he'd added a knocking sound effect until this comment

[@ItsIdaho]

@@sarahhh7006 same here lol

[@Dream-vb4kp]

Caught in 4k

[@sonofadeadmeme]

it matched the position of the window that leads to my porch, i nearly shit myself

[@shadowyyCFH]

That is.... valuable information. ....It, will remember that for when the time comes..

[@snethies]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the “skits” at the beginning of the videos? Like Lixian and Mark are adding so much more instead of just playing the game. Edit: My point is that instead of just playing games, they out effort into it. Scary or not, they add to the video

[@LvnaOnline]

Hey look another wilbur fan :)

[@spike120]

Those are the worst part.

[@dvnteluv]

_yooo hi another wilbur fan :]_

[@sethwalton2686]

It’s honestly really cringy, the jump scares aren’t scary, they’re just there, everything else is fine but those have never and will never be scary to me. Hell most of the games he plays in this series are either awful low budget games or not scary at all

[@thich9417]

@@sethwalton2686 the whole point of him playing these is he is bringing attention to lesser known horror games

[@iATzV]

6:15 Mark: confused about that creature Me singing with the creature: hamood... hammod... hamood habibi hammod. hammod habibi

[@darinuim]

Same lmaoo

[@purpleairplane8398]

😂

[@waffle6454]

4:28 If anyone is even remotely interested in knowing, the Japanese actually have multiple emergency phone numbers. Dial 1-1-0 for police, 1-1-9 for ambulance or firefighters, and 1-1-8 for the Japanese Coast Guard.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

All jokes aside props to the guy in the first game for having a brain cell and actually getting a weapon to defend themselves with. Although opening the front door was kinda stupid.

[@bossjam3332]

If someone knocks on your door your probably gonna open it

[@drewa5392]

Smarter to keep something in ur room to begin with

[@esperduchess]

Yeah, I never open the door unless I expect someone. Social anxiety saves lives.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

@@bossjam3332 Hell no I’m not. I have severe social anxiety and it was obviously night in the game. I would never open that door unless I’m expecting someone.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

@@drewa5392 Yeah I guess, but the kitchen is literally next to my room so I can run and grab a knife and run back to my room.

[@eMilio_aguinaldo]

Markiplier: *plays random horror games* KZbin: Yes, this is five nights at freddy's...

[@holleyiverson1996]

The “alone” scene is definitely inspired by spongebob

[@robbyfarrell2447]

@Rinn 47 yea exactly what I thought

[@adrienneislost1320]

"breathing behind your ears" *stares at my dog behind me*

[@sunnyd4ze]

hi, i love your pfp, is it a picrew? and if it is, can I please have the link to it?

[@DanTheManGuy]

*Anything happens* Mark: "Have you heard of Distractable?"

[@merlenmsychicsocial]

ARE YOU AWARE OF MY DISTRACTEABLE CALLED THE PODCAST PODCAST.

[@akiraplayz3143]

"At some random point you will be taken" **my mom comes to take me for dinner** HOW THE F---

[@BlackDogsAndLadybugs]

Hope the food was good! /gen :]

[@NuNumiestar17]

@@BlackDogsAndLadybugsgen is not how spell then

[@only.saturndawn]

Me: TAKE ME AWAAAAAYYY

[@daviddachunkyduck5742]

What if its not your mom....

[@catgirl9537]

@@NuNumiestar17 gen is short for genuine! :]

[@avengersdweeb]

of course “a pet named steve” comes back when mark has the freedom to type anything in the game

[@adaddylicious1748]

Tiny box Tim

[@fatpickler999]

Yea lol

[@KlausMk]

@@Savetion. okay, one, wtf is up with the sw@stikas??? Bro??? And two, shut the hell up, that's disrespectful

[@kingofwinter3413]

I can confirm that there was knocking on my door, breathing on my neck, and something coming to claim me in the middle of the video 10/10, would recommend

[@IxodesPersulcatus]

"Cheap jumpscare" *Now look who's talking*

[@intrepidhero]

My thoughts for when Mark goes to open the knocking door in the first game. "Ok so Mark is going to open the door and its probably going to be the nothings there cliche, because 'nothing can be scarier than what we make up in our minds'." Mark opens the door. "Nope, nope, nope, nope."

[@3DSDF]

Mark opens door Tall, dark stranger: Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle. Mark slams door in fright.

[@bleach3676]

I was getting bored and mark comes to save the day. Edit: I'm not that kind of person to thank people, but holy crapadoodle. This is the most likes iv gotten, thanks so much.

[@bleach3676]

@Doofy The Dragon sorry to tell you but Fortnite is dead. Ik your a bot, but this is how lonely I am. Talking to bots.

[@temmieisakward2830]

I've never related to a comment b4 like this ...

[@HuginnTheNord]

Fr tho

[@cheemskii7500]

indeed

[@HuginnTheNord]

@Doofy The Dragon you have terrible taste in games. You play dead games and you're killing your channel before you can even get 100 subs you're already a dead channel

[@x3nn0n2]

"At some random point you will be taken" me: "thats fine im horribly alone anyways"

[@Symbolical661]

'A Pet Named Steve" After All These Years, He Hasn't Changed...That's Our Mark For You! :D

[@hiphop4life351.]

I loved that reference so much :D

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Steve is such a versatile name

[@hiphop4life351.]

@@dfquartzidn6151 don't you remember 'A Pet Named Steve'? That's no coincidence bro

[@Symbolical661]

@@dfquartzidn6151 That isn't what I meant at all.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@Symbolical661 I know. I forgot which reference it was.

[@nuhitzz]

You know mark is invincible when he turns off the lights BEFORE going up the stairs. Wow. 3:14

[@efamla5384]

Alpha male vibes 😳

[@emiliogarza71]

wow. i guess mark truly is [TITLE CARD]

[@i.am.friendo2864]

Someone should make a compilation of him just saying "guh!"

[@sushieat8734]

That's another thing that markiplier and calliope (holoEN) share in common

[@coins_png]

@@sushieat8734 what's the OTHER thing ??

[@somerandomdude2843]

BRO THE ART STYLE OF THE FIRST GAME IS INCREDIBLE