3 Ways to Crack an Urchin

[@birdsarentreal420]

At some point in human history someone looked at a spike ball living in the ocean and said, i want to eat that

[@jjuicy_wee_wee3800]

Yeah I mean that's just how it is we see things and be like "yeah I could do something with that"

[@earloflemongrab3061]

And then said, Im gonna call this uni

[@diegoteixeira2003]

Stephanie Reneé DeRamus what?

[@christianriddler5063]

@@sumared Us white people invented the internet, we discovered electricity, we invented cars, we got humanity to the moon, we came up with airplanes, rockets, lasers, radioactivity, we invented most medicines. So yeah we most likely found out how to eat sea urchins as well.

[@Eclipsx_Chris]

At some point some mad lad sucked on a cow titty... I'm just glad I was born past the akward phase of humanity.

[@serinawong3019]

go to sleep? Or watch how to crack open a sea urchin in 3 different ways

[@MidwestMids]

I see you made the right decision

[@Damarcus123]

You made the right choice

[@royalcloak2242]

It's 1:00 am and I'm leaving on a road trip at 9:00 am, this is what I need

[@prediculous8059]

Cracking a sea Durian

[@lucid4377]

Fr

[@rainer9931]

How tf did humans even figure out: hey, this terrifying spiky oval might taste good

[@PPPeepeepoopoo]

y u m

[@midleno8364]

It just be like that

[@maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756]

Aye, Anything That Moves, It's Edible. That's How Our Ancestors Sees It, Food Doesn't Come By Easy Back Then, As Of Today. Not Only That, War, Drought, Long-Distance Migrations... Could Be Accountable For Our Eating Habits Today. Sea Urchin's Source Of Diet Are Coral Reefs, So We're Essentially Saving The Environment Just By Eating Them. Edit: I Just Spent An Hour Searching For "How Sea Urchins Became Humans' Delicacy" On The Internet. However, My Efforts Are In Vain, As I Could Not Find Out The Origins Of How Sea Urchins Became Our Delicacy. But Hey, This Means There's A GREAT BIG STORY Waiting For Whoever's Reading This Comment With Big Ambitions, An Adventurous Attitude And A Film Crew To Go Out There And Discover It! Making It Into An Interesting Documentary Or Online Article! Great Adventures Are Waiting Ahead Of You!! Anyhow, For Anyone Who Had Read This Far, Thank You For Your Time And Patience, Stay Awesome And Stay Safe Out There, Especially During This Anxiety-Inducing Pandemic, Peace Out And Much Love.

[@DeathnoteBB]

They probably got bored, opened one for shits and giggles, and then found the meat inside

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

Don't underestimate humans.

[@LehMeowX3]

"thats a nice fat urchin" urchin: bro whats your problem

[@icezak4964]

No, no, he said that wrong. he ment: T H I C C C

[@PolishEntrepreneur]

@@icezak4964 unfunny

[@icezak4964]

@@PolishEntrepreneur >:(

[@whatisthis2809]

@@PolishEntrepreneur Very funniness!

[@test-ti1xj]

@@icezak4964 lol

[@thepoorliestdrawn]

guy: cracks open, guts, and eats a sea urchin the sea urchin: a bit cold today

[@moistyfinch2226]

Out of all the people joking around abt this , this is the best comment

[@AnthonyDoesYouTube]

It just continues to stay alive after being cut in half? Can it still reproduce/ regenerate??

[@user-wb2zm5nn5z]

@@AnthonyDoesKZbin it dies shortly after (wouldn't you after having your guts removed)

[@Brandon-xz2yd]

overused

[@user-wb2zm5nn5z]

@@Brandon-xz2yd well yeah... Have you seen like half the comments on this video

[@leonchicks1612]

Animals: invent defense spikes to protect themselves Humans: invent steel Animals: (ㆆ_ㆆ)

[@evm7272]

@SageSwae Steel actually is an invention. Steel is not natural, iron is

[@aaronrojas5343]

@SageSwae you skip chemistry and history, don't you?

[@brainstorm4207]

iron needs to be mixed with carbon with intense heat and pressure. NO steel is NOT natural.

[@texanplayer7651]

Humans are tier S+ animals because they overcheated their Intelect specs, what else did you expect?

[@trevorphilips7750]

Aarón Rojas Does It Matter If He Is A Nerd Or Not?

[@GreyOpal88]

sea urchin: *gets insides removed* also sea urchin: damn it’s kinda chilly in here, no?

[@mintymango3717]

sea urchin: just gonna wiggle my spikes as I have a slow and painful death c:

[@sneak6750]

@@mintymango3717 They literally do not have a brain. They do not feel pain as they do not have a central nervous system.

[@sphinxg.candido3609]

@@mintymango3717 They don't feel pain lol

[@wodekw6862]

@@sneak6750 really? They don't have brain you say and can't feel pain you say. Well, time to commit mass murder

[@sphinxg.candido3609]

@@wodekw6862 Do you mean Sea urchin or....

[@417Owsy]

Animals after being cut: AAAAAAAAAAAGH Urchins after being cut: *a*

[@kvjbreaker7054]

More like ...ehh

[@417Owsy]

@@kvjbreaker7054 or "god damn its cold🥶"

[@rozanfaust2967]

That urchin turned into a Hydrodynamic 9000 years old shark real quick.

[@user-wb2zm5nn5z]

@@rozanfaust2967 I do not want that image in my head considering the context of this video

[@musteycraft]

They don't even have a brain or anything else They just have nerves They are more chill than horseshoe crabs

[@AdarH1]

the seagull at 6:30 just walking there and disappears like a smooth criminal

[@Marco-lq9qh]

fucking seagulls man

[@yokaizero7238]

Send by the government

[@Marco-lq9qh]

@@yokaizero7238 as always..

[@autumnof2008]

that spying seagull walked into a portal back to it's base

[@mr.nobody5251]

MINE

[@kulkidz33]

Some urchin facts Sea urchins also eat coral, so really we're doing the coral reefs a favor by eating them as they dont have alot of natural predators (otters, starfish, triggerfish, wolf eels and lastly us) The black sea urchin has poison in its spikes, you do not wanna get stabbed by em They cant feel pain Sea urchins produce tons of eggs, somewhere within the million range

[@user-wh4jc3wc4d]

damn I'll be eating for a good 10 years with those million eggs

[@skylightdown1]

oof really? i got stabbed a lot by a black sea urchin when i was young, i was trying to catch it and hold it with my hand but my hand was small and it keeps slipping away, i was wearing a rubber gloves but it pierced through but i didnt give up kept repeating it until my hand was bloody, btw i was never able to catch it.

[@Soul-px9xy]

@@skylightdown1 Oh, I sorry you cannot catch it

[@flawer1316]

@@skylightdown1 sad

[@dankpitbro693]

@@spoopy9689 turning it into an underwater desert

[@Skrumgo]

Cracking open a spiked one with the boys

[@potato9084]

*Absolute Madlad*

[@fakerake707]

It's all about the *R O E*

[@marconox4085]

Epicentre

[@BradLeeee]

*Absoulute madlad*

[@greaseball8422]

Lol

[@Meme._.3xpert]

It's all fun and games till da Urchin finds 3 ways to crack you.

[@amandabutterfly151]

THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED PLZ

[@Meme._.3xpert]

@@amandabutterfly151 wat

[@Fadedwolf67]

In soviet Russia,sea urchin crack you

[@thedrowningnoise948]

@@Fadedwolf67 dam then what part does it eat?

[@Fadedwolf67]

@@thedrowningnoise948 your guts i guess...

[@autokrane4846]

A sea urchin is just a Halloween themed coconut.

[@4r1]

Underrated

[@ll-eg4se]

The more you know ✨

[@the.birdies]

Are u pansexual? ☺️

[@kittycatdreamz]

I love your pfp

[@ohnoitsthetrash128]

Oh my god yes and I love your pfp

[@povnw8985]

The first person to eat that must have been really hungry 😐

[@emilymendiola3267]

No cap

[@naomiphan6592]

Okay but have you tried it?

[@notsnaxi1114]

Wdym?

[@GodMaxDrinkerofTea]

@@emilymendiola3267 shut up I won't remove my cap

[@zorls]

@@notsnaxi1114 He means he must of been desperate to eat something cause it looks that shit

[@kirjian]

"You need some gloves because..." Me: they puncture your hands "... the sea urchin dye will stain your hands"

[@bwee3009]

o o p

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

I believe those spikes on the Urchin can as easily puncture the glove as it can puncture your skin.

[@raspribbon]

wrong lol

[@lolicon453]

Caught you “red handed”

[@greasenob4821]

@@AnonymousGentooman once it’s in it’s in, the gloves not doing anything to the spikes

[@primeoggaming876]

They don't got a brain so they cant really think like us and their nervous system isnt complex enough to feel pain so it's pretty accurate for him to say that it felt like it got colder lol

[@TETOMOKOROKI]

Ah thank you for explaining it further, I was a bit confused when he said that hah

[@IdioticCanadian]

Did it know it was gonna die soon? Nobody can survive that. Not even a spiky boi

[@georgiykireev9678]

@@IdioticCanadian They aren't sentient, meaning that they aren't aware of their own existence. It's impossible to really understand this concept as a human, but most animals on Earth are closer to plants or fungi than they are to humans when it comes to intelligence

[@IdioticCanadian]

@@georgiykireev9678lol

[@cappypyramsaudpate5535]

@@IdioticCanadian think of it like when youre in a deep sleep and youre not even aware of anything and cant even think. kinda hard to think about.

[@wilhelm_kr4216]

Coconuts after listening to heavy metal

[@jaec1998]

Lmao

[@kaibai2636]

Lol

[@nikokareno4156]

Haha

[@nikokareno4156]

Yes, I, too, have eyes.

[@bakedpotato6449]

LMAO

[@eriisssssssss]

Urchin: *gets cracked in half and has everything taken out of them* Also Urchin: Yo why's it so cold?

[@josiahhill8106]

Lmao underrated comment🤔🤣🤣

[@rusticmaple8771]

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY ALIVE

[@hellocancer4615]

@@rusticmaple8771 They just dont give a fuck

[@DownUnderShenanigans]

Best comment, well done

[@thetomicatable4987]

@@rusticmaple8771 they dk t have brains

[@dogerswag]

Getting cracked open and getting gutted but can't feel anything Sea Urchins: This is fine

[@rileypatton5033]

Underrated comments

[@drsipp407]

@@ZANIMusic bro... come on man... of course they die after getting cracked open and gutted. Edit: I take that back, that’s not really a bad question

[@rat_master349]

Hello fellow Doge

[@dr.inkwell1070]

@@ZANIMusic no. They just chill in his stomach, building a city of shell-less sea urchins, controlling his body like a robot.

[@raspribbon]

cringe

[@Grimmations]

This guy: “the dye will stain your hand” Everyone else: “ah. Didn’t realize the spikes weren’t the main reason”

[@squeezlebub3593]

Yeah although some species are, this Red Sea Urchin's spines are essentially totally harmless. I do exactly what he's doing here all the time so I can attest that the spines aren't actually sharp, they won't cut you or anything. They're actually pretty blunt, buuuuut they're thin, so as he said if you press down on them to hard it will hurt. But there is no risk of being injured just by gently handling them.

[@Jack-mt3fw]

Aw man I stained my hands with the dye *Meanwhile my arm is being skewered by the spikes*

[@KainZeuxis]

With urchins like this worst case scenario is they grab you. And yeah Urchins can grab things with their spines. At the aquarium I used to work at we called then Sea Urchin Hugs. Basically their spines close on and object to act like feelers to see what’s touching them and if it’s edible

[@x3woots]

@@KainZeuxis "sea urchins can hug you at worst" *excuse me?*

[@user-kb1yo2ny8e]

3 ways to crack an urchin: 1. Tell it a joke 2. Interrogate it 3. Give it cocaine

[@kirjian]

I appreciate this comment, thank you

[@user-kb1yo2ny8e]

@@kirjian I appreciate your thanks

[@Zepego-jk2iz]

This comment and its replies are cursed af

[@menacingduke2415]

4. Axe

[@mindginery]

This is the best comment here.

[@Knightery]

"There's the finished product, Biodegradable" *Yeets off boat*

[@WALTERJRRETARD]

What’s wrong with chucking it off the boat ?

[@thenextgeneration9030]

@@noddlecak3279 cringe

[@jellyAn6930]

I don’t want this

[@Nehu_22]

And some fish will eat it probably

[@IceAge20017]

Well, now I know how to eat sea urchin. In fact, now I know that they're even edible. Completely useless to 99% of people. But when I'm all alone on an island with a volleyball named Wilson I'll be happy I watched this video.

[@theknight4317]

Time to rewatch that perfect movie.

[@christianriddler5063]

@@theknight4317 It is such a great movie. Watched it recently and It was just as good of an experience as the first time I watched it.

[@obgamichaelle7110]

Christian Riddler hey what was the name of it I remember just forgot the name

[@mr.carmine5930]

You mean when your plane crashes and there’s strange noises in the jungle and y’all hungry

[@christianriddler5063]

@@obgamichaelle7110 It's called "Cast Away".

[@caydenreal]

“Dude look what i found” “What is that?” “Idk some spiky ball lol” “What about it?” “Lets eat it” “...” “...” “We have veggies and deer meat alre-“ *”LETS EAT IT”*

[@rusticmaple8771]

*Monke sounds* mmmmm, NICE

[@icezak4964]

My friking god. Lol

[@Jack-mt3fw]

*Proceeds to cut it in half*

[@juicebox01]

I was thinking the same, like people are hunting for fish, they see a spiky ball and they're like HMMMMM, WHAT'S THAT I SEE. *guts it and eats everything inside*

[@icezak4964]

@@juicebox01 I think we should reject humanity and return to monke

[@salsoteca72]

*emo coconut*

[@dempkuun9253]

*edgy* coconut

[@vizzionz4124]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@wilhelm_kr4216]

Good one

[@sumeetagrawal9708]

Bumblebee Lps metal coconut

[@NorgeSpork]

😆😅😆😅😆😅

[@funtimefreddy8588]

Literally anything: lives Humans: it smells like steak in here

[@akirax461]

@@DB-yr5rr or mice

[@江俊杰-g9c]

@Diego Valenzuela don’t be such a racist shit, it’s like saying all Americans are disgusting just because someone eat alligator meat.

[@rozanfaust2967]

江俊杰 Bat soup

[@reixie]

im chinese but i do agree some eat some questionable things, but whatever they dont bother me i dont bother them

[@toascranill5464]

If it taste good, it taste good.

[@rickylambert147]

6:31 that seagull in the background looking like he owns the docks

[@theone2-three438]

I live in a similar area and massive pelicans strut around all the time their pretty funny looking tbh

[@Agent_Steav]

I was looking for a comment saying this

[@miguelcredito2425]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[@duckbirdy5142]

@@Agent_Steav then y didn't u say it

[@Agent_Steav]

Wanted to see if anyone else saw it

[@thememesterbutdifferentname]

Urchin 1: Yo u feel a draft? Urchin 2: No but ur insides showin Urchin 1: Oh kewl

[@RaiderReid]

They dont know whats happening. They still alive.....they just feel like its getting colder.....and colder. Jokes aside that stuff actually looks tasty.

[@div1ne30]

Yeah it looks like a sea orange he said its sweet so maybe it even tastes similar

[@kjohnston1627]

Wait, why are you here?

[@RaiderReid]

@@kjohnston1627 youtube algorhythm

[@K3NB0T]

@@RaiderReid Hell of a thing, that algorithm.

[@coolboy4410]

Nice pfp

[@CocoKatze]

Remember at one point in history someone thought: *i bet somethings in there*

[@someguy4512]

that's how we discover things , like fire , and farming

[@CocoKatze]

SomeGuy45' it’s just the concept

[@sulpherbratigh7936]

They probably tried to eat the spikes and die from it

[@someguy4512]

@@sulpherbratigh7936 nah Humans know something is harmful , it's not like they didn't think about it . "pointy things are bad , because it can hurt , so no eating spiky ball , but what's inside of it?"

[@Rampagedd]

What about when after their initial discovery and splitting the urchin, it still moving? voodoo back in the day.

[@XiaoMingXing]

The real question though is who the heck thought to themselves: "Oh look, I wonder if I can eat that thing"

[@derzett6872]

This actually makes sense

[@christopherpieck2200]

Just think like this: why does it neef to protect itself lile this with spikes? Must be delicious

[@XiaoMingXing]

@@christopherpieck2200 But it's literally a floating garbage can. Why would it. . . . oh. You're right. Funnily enough it does taste good.

[@bronzesilvergold118]

Who milked the first cow?

[@christianhayes7479]

Man-kind will eat anything that doesn't pose a threat to them. Even our own kind.

[@_sharkdev_]

Imagine evolving for millions of years to get spiky defenses but then some weird monkey cuts you open with a pair of scissors

[@neoleonor2713]

Yea

[@FungalBunghole]

​@@neoleonor2713yea

[@jenthelass]

the fourth way: *h a m e r*

[@sicks6202]

lol

[@giri7962]

A pretty good method to have a *flying from the blunt force impact of the h a m m e r* piece of spike lodged in your e y e s.

[@tero5351]

Shubham Ahuja its a good way though hamr

[@tatotaytoman5934]

naval mine

[@keeg_it]

step one: grab hammer and urchin step 2: d e s t r o y step III: crunch and munch on the tasty

[@zolikoff]

Sea urchin: I have specifically evolved a hard shell and spikes so predators can't touch me. Human with straw: Wow, fancy little natural cocktail glass you got around yourself!

[@Doone303]

Hours ago

[@t3xicbush181]

@@colebrown8293 *triggered*

[@Knemoun]

Cole Brown p

[@kleinzmakhi8564]

@@colebrown8293 p

[@ehhhhh596]

@@colebrown8293 p

[@Leto22]

*surely i will need this knowledge in future*

[@g.d.c12]

*same*

[@cypherusuh]

It's a good thing when you're got hungry while beached on some island I guess

[@dexterkiwibird1745]

@Cypher五毛usuh Could already be, 2020 has gone really unlucky right now, and if people ever get stranded on an island of urchins this video would already be beneficial

[@Random-df6gb]

Just smash it against concrete

[@unusualbeaver9369]

I had to watch this video to remind my self that tampons are not tupperware

[@ranboo9262]

Sea urchin: *gets smashed open and has insides eaten* Urchin: Gahh dayyum it’s cold🥶

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Don't you love it when you're watching a totally off topic video, then KZbin recommends you a video about sea urchins?

[@rubyrose6139]

Welcome back to another episode of “This Guy is everywhere”

[@MrNoSIeep]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache Here we observe a wild Guy without a Mustache in his natural habitat

[@thetype97chiha2]

We meet again

[@isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza4830]

Hey! You again?!!

[@ketameanii]

hi

[@skipscrop]

Meanwhile in a alternate universe: 3 different ways to crack a human

[@mysteryperson5380]

Oh there is more than one way to crack one in this universe.

[@skipscrop]

Mystery Person •_•

[@skunknoodles6426]

@@mysteryperson5380 many many ways

[@escanorthelionsinofpride28]

SkipScrop there is multiple video on youtube how to do it as well.

[@griff1286]

Go join a gang in Brazil they’ll show you plenty of ways.

[@AidenPearce806]

Those poor sea urchins, not knowing how good they taste

[@user-cxcvxyf]

Had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@aierune8201]

pfft sea urchins are amazing plus they're highly invasive almost everywhere they are, and they can destroy ecosystems. so its only right to eat them all.

[@realerdealers1924]

Do they really taste good?

[@albinskold8792]

what if you put that good stuff on the spikes it would work it to the mouth

[@Firefox1189]

@@aierune8201 So basically, help the environment by eating invasive species, understood.

[@Mommavery]

Guy: “now, let’s rip out the mouth” The urchin: “hehe that tickles-I can’t feel my tongue”

[@nilzerYT]

Lol

[@shenghua6168]

Bro i can’t breath

[@energenicgurrr6567]

@@fishgarbage16 bruh

[@whitebeardthefatass1147]

@@energenicgurrr6567 bruh 😐

[@trashcant9651]

0:57 imagine just being a sea urchin just chilling and you see some dude’s mouth floating about

[@satyakisil4289]

Sea urchins cannot see.

[@elmergarcia8724]

@@satyakisil4289 just imagine

[@SgtMjRomero]

“food?” ~Sea Urchin

[@ChatterGaming]

@@satyakisil4289 ol'magic Mr obvious.. Tell me the FACTS

[@Jen-pi5hp]

@@satyakisil4289 remember your mom has 2 sets of eyes? they are hidden maybe like sea urchins 🤔

[@isaacisaac3527]

Why do camera men always have the same voice

[@calebplerry9664]

same guy films everything

[@Twar92]

Isaac Isaac time traveller

[@SuperDuperSP]

The now that you say that his voice kinda reminds me of Mario from braver wilderness.

[@mattfox6961]

Sounds like the brave wilderness filmer dude

[@Kuzyapso]

you ok?

[@zoshue8254]

"they don't have eyes" "they don't wimper they don't wine" "they don't know what's goin on wit em " *also the urchin* : daмn вro ιт jυѕ goт нella cold 🤣

[@uwuuwu9741]

💀💀

[@jwfire]

😂😂

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

My dude haha

[@rosembimo]

Feeling sorry for the helpless urchins 😖

[@RayVidsOfDestruction]

@@rosembimo man's gotta eat

[@Error-qb5kd]

"he's a sweet feller really, I think I'll call him Bob. Moments later, Bob is dismembered"

[@frosif7751]

sea urchin: cut in half still moves what is this thing made of

[@completelyaverageviewer]

they can’t feel pain and they don’t have a brain. they basically don’t even have the capability to understand what happened to them, so it’s basically business as usual until they literally can’t function anymore. kind of sad until you hear that a single one of them can create over 10,000 more of them. brainless little spiky balls floating all throughout the ocean...

[@tosterm]

@@completelyaverageviewer do they even have nervous systems?

[@Grievingbow]

What a pointless life wtf

[@Mzdos]

@@tosterm no they have no brain so no nervous system

[@givepassword]

@@Mzdos Obviously they have a nervous system, there’s just no brain. The entire nervous system acts as a very primitive brain instead, called a “diffuse nervous system” or “ diffuse nerve net”.

[@mikeoxlong8779]

Spiky coconut

[@derdavis6038]

NO!

[@soretuber847]

Angry pin cushion

[@permanentlyabandoned]

this is the best comment i seen today

[@birbrkewl8556]

spooky spiky angery small basketball

[@gay_salmon6655]

I'm never calling them a sea urchin ever again

[@coobguey88]

Nobody: The sea urchin: ''tis but a scratch

[@sparky3829]

Its Merily a flesh wound

[@florencehodges5799]

😂😂lol

[@drent3969]

Lmaoo

[@solfireblaze9292]

Yes, being split in half is nothing to these

[@Ed-re2hv]

fuck off

[@Palkia21]

The worst thing that sea urchin experienced during this process is being called fat

[@user-wb2zm5nn5z]

Ah yes, emotional pain

[@Jack-mt3fw]

It got called fat, cut in half, then eaten. A really bad way to go out

[@traktor420]

@@Jack-mt3fw I mean it can’t feel pain to be fair, they literally don’t have a brain

[@MistaFalcon7]

@@traktor420 i can’t feel spin ether.

[@burgerman72.]

Jojo reference

[@BlueKnight117]

Shit got intense when the sea urchins invaded the krusty krab

[@hunterawestin1803]

Mama Weegee haha

[@AriCaracal]

Mama Weegee XD

[@Thinzy]

nematodes*

[@ayanmukherjee9678]

Mama Weegee One of my top 10 most intense anime moments

[@saulvela4474]

Mr Krabsss we getting raided by sea urchins

[@Ayomiiii]

Sea urchins after getting cut in half: O no, Anyways

[@Max_R_MaMint]

"Im in danger, lol!"

[@zegolem3607]

Doesn't matter my 10000 sons wil avenge me

[@fruitloop420]

Bridgett killed herself in depression. D,:

[@fruitloop420]

@@Kapparapa dark humor, my friend. Although, I'm starting to think I overdid it. Sometimes I just question my sense of humor...

[@rozanfaust2967]

@@fruitloop420 Geometry Dash community has that humor.

[@supaflyyowen]

His parents r the real MVP for naming him Cliff Hawk 😭😭

[@xavierhq1424]

This guy would be a cool ass dad.

[@mpafgregor651]

_"Now this is a method i prefer ,it is quick ,i've done it for years"_ *HITS IT WITH HAMMER*

[@imtrash1236]

Lol

[@atlaspg3d953]

lsk u mean knife

[@dariusjvv3030]

HAHAHA, I laughed to hard to this

[@saraymartinez9289]

Hell yeah

[@illyrian_8gaming785]

Lel

[@faeroxi1361]

"that's sweet, you tell me homie" i love his energy

[@PPPeepeepoopoo]

shits wholesome

[@oresteswp3567]

Imagine if you were a fish, eatting some plankton then you see some humans throwing organs of an urchin into the water and it just sinks down to you

[@asteriadot]

additional nutritions, huh?

[@ketameanii]

free food

[@notamobilesprout4175]

Roman Bellic I would, but there are settlements that need our help. Here, I’ll mark it on your map for you.

[@simpleinverso8628]

Fish: looks like meat is back In the menu boyes

[@radioactive.redwood]

ahh a time to be alive

[@guiche9603]

I can’t tell if he either really loves sea urchins or really hates them.

[@Supboi]

Your Thanos has a bit of a p 3 n I $ there bruv

[@ToyFreddyGaming1987]

@@Supboi yeah lets cut it off

[@whatisthis2809]

@@ToyFreddyGaming1987 and eat it like the urchi- *wait* *wait no*

[@opnessiii368]

How the fuck is your pfp that

[@whatisthis2809]

wtf

[@dannyblack473]

Urchins are like a evil version of a coconut

[@anhnguyen-wx8od]

how much did u smoke ? xd

[@Hanzgraves]

OMG this comment!!! lmao

[@nickleuridan7238]

Bro this taste good but it feels like fucking creamy dog shit

[@Shadowshit123]

sith coconut

[@Sharnami_EN]

well I mean... you're not wrong Danny

[@_sqwid]

Sea Urchins: *Damn it got a bit cold, ain’t it?*

[@hectorg362]

*Sure glad my shell is bio degradable*

[@HairyHog77]

if the two halves are alive, does that technically turn it into two urchins now

[@kevintheshitposter4274]

underrated af

[@bonelesschickennuggets1868]

Legit I can see someone making a super hero or villain with this kind of power. What did you just cut me in half? Sike now there is 2 of us

[@erengrad6950]

Kevin the Sheep this question makes me question the very meaning of what it means to be alive

[@jacobreddinten9796]

If robot is cut in half, would it be two robots? Just some random suggestion so no hard feeling :)

[@alphapro6616]

without a mouth

[@Fries0nTheSlde]

when I was like 7 or something I've always been interested in this video, not because of wanting to eat a sea urchin, but how quick, easy, and satisfying the video is

[@chrishansen8864]

*didnt know sea urchins were crackable* And also edible 😷

[@No__Vanity]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@dirtydan7063]

No I’m not gonna have a seat over there Chris Hansen

[@chrishansen8864]

@@dirtydan7063 please...let me be the gentleman and ask you first......... *may you please have a seat over there for me*

[@chrishansen8864]

@@dirtydan7063 ive been meaning to speak with you

[@dirtydan7063]

Chris Hansen I didn’t touch her

[@roxrequiem2935]

As an islander, it's always a race against starfishes to get these delicious goth coconuts on the sea floor, so if we don't get any we sacrifice starfish tp the seagulls sometimes. But yeah, that was back when seas weren't so polluted, now we can't even find barnacles.

[@jonahi1304]

what island or area

[@_EllieLOL_]

“Goth coconuts” Lol

[@tatotaytoman5934]

naval mine lol

[@jonahi1304]

@BxbyBK Ramirez kid you need to sit all the way back down. You literally pointed a gun at your own head trying to look cool: that is the most brain dead thing I've ever seen. Not to mention the video being the perfect definition of "incriminating evidence".

[@seishinaozora5839]

@BxbyBK Ramirez How so?

[@mariosonicfan2010]

"empty the water out" Sea Urchin: _[bleeding profusely]_

[@aquarius5264]

that's actually seawater.

[@willemdadrip1511]

@@aquarius5264 that's actually a joke.

[@aquarius5264]

@@willemdadrip1511 it wouldn't make sense for him to say "bleeding" if it was a joke. that's like saying you're bleeding when you're just taking a piss or crying or something lmao

[@somepersonontheinternet3208]

@Aquarius that is possible for you to bleed while peeing though.

[@aquarius5264]

@@somepersonontheinternet3208 that's besides the point

[@0detosl33p5]

Nobody: The bird at 6:30 : Don't mind me just walking nothing to see here

[@jabronie5537]

Bruh

[@myYt0198]

Lel

[@thesleppymexican]

Mans is straight posted

[@hattedshadow2872]

Mine

[@thesunsmoon9206]

6:30 WHAT THE ACTUAL CRAP WHERE DID THE SEGALL GO IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

[@ecrradio7620]

It stopped.

[@FFVII7321]

Hahah i also wanna ask the same question 🤣🤣🤣🤣 maybe dat seagull was doing a magic 😁🤣🤣🤣

[@ctrlzme.6448]

Where Bottom Text

[@yuithekitsune]

Amy was right there where’d she go!?

[@Kizamo]

Birds aren't real

[@T1Oracle]

The first people to discover that these were edible had some balls... Balls of spikes...

[@notmyrealname6040]

You mean the caveman?

[@notmyrealname6040]

How was that an r/woosh?

[@Rin-hh9qb]

@TheMochaBoat that wasn't even a woosh don't abuse it

[@avensisverso]

@TheMochaBoat r/ihavereddit haha get it because you are doing r/wooosh

[@ricardomilos6874]

@@avensisverso yup, hes abusing the whole woooosh system...(its 4 o's btw)

[@SpinosaurusStudios_]

This man just taught me how to survive in the ocean.

[@xyo5417]

You're the ocean?

[@Mxkwh]

@@xyo5417 damn

[@crabboi6177]

The whole ocean huh? Wow

[@kred1ble669]

Hello ocean

[@snowgeese7292]

its an honor to meet you mr ocean

[@J0LL1B33]

This video was just rotting in the back of my brain before I suddenly remembered it existed. The good days when I was a curious little toddler.

[@94812581]

Bro, imagine just chillin in your home and then all the sudden your mouth is ripped open, smh, didn't even get the urchin a blanket when it got cold.

[@user-wh4jc3wc4d]

bruhh ikr? like i saw another getting his organs scooped out like smh give em water first

[@skunknoodles6426]

Bruh give him hot chocolate he's cold

[@tirasgo]

lol who cares about these things

[@somepersonontheinternet3208]

@tirasgod Vegans probably (I’m talking about the ones that overreact)

[@portalisnowhere1132]

Like some spaghett at least you know

[@josephpickell4521]

I have no clue as to why I laughed when the Seagull walked across the dock in the background at 6:35.

[@phantom_troupe]

Joseph Pickell I just looked at that 😭😭😭😭

[@indiegamer6430]

Joseph Pickell I laughed to that is so weird

[@Zepego-jk2iz]

Joseph Pickell I want to be your friend.

[@spooderweb5239]

Joseph Pickell 6:30 lol

[@rjpena6273]

quack quack! XD

[@edzi9764]

Guy: [litterly stabs the sea irchin] Sea urchin: mah I ain't feel like it😒

[@actualmessiah6970]

This comment has been up for a week and no one corrected your spelling? Its literally in the title.

[@edzi9764]

@@actualmessiah6970 oof

[@SorcererAC0]

*Gets cold* Spiki boi: somethings wrong i can feel it

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

It's easier to crack a joke than an urchin But I was urchin to keep scrolling down this comment section, and you sea, the jokes got more and more carp

[@17deluxe51]

What's up Dad?

[@0v3rt0pp13]

@@17deluxe51 wait is he back from the milk trip

[@kibe8867]

Nice joke, Kim Jong-un😏

[@qstn-mk.1403]

good one

[@Villosa64]

Your country is in a URCHIN need of some good food

[@joselazo6840]

I had literally no interest in sea urchins but this video was a joy to watch. Cliff Hawk seems like such a cool guy, it felt like a guy experienced in his craft just showing the world something neat. Shoutout to James Haskin for getting it all on camera.

[@tristanhauser5766]

It appears you're not subbed to pewdiepie

[@morcoroni]

@@tristanhauser5766 stfu

[@Q_z_]

Nobody: KZbin: *LETS CRACK SOME URCHINS*

[@dustanbateman3019]

You with this retarded comment that everyone expects to find EVERY video:

[@dustanbateman3019]

@@user-nj3yx2fe4z I like the "kid" call from someone who has a gamertag for a youtube channel.

[@thenextgeneration9030]

unfunny shit comment, 1/10 try harder

[@adler7384]

Im mad because they are mad 1/10

[@jjuicy_wee_wee3800]

Say less

[@singularity108]

Yes. This is what i wanted to see. All my life i waited to see this video. I didn't find this video, this video found me. Now i have lost all my will to live. Why WAS THIS SUGGESTED!!!!!

[@increativehuman8401]

I love this video simply because it feels like my dad is teaching me how open this sea urchin.

[@cakereal7701]

weirdly relatable

[@SectorIND]

i have 7 hours untill exams Perfect time for a video about 3 ways to crack an Urchin

[@justaguy7953]

Hope you did well on your exams

[@matthewcheah843]

Same

[@HazbinHotelStaff]

I tasted one of those 3 years ago fresh out of the water. It was freaking good to my surprise. Normally things fresh from the sea tastes funny. But when I tasted this, it tasted like honey and it melts in your mouth. Good for the heart and skin. If you wanted to know where people get cream for their beauty products, then this is one of their sources.

[@x_Bahamut]

Anyone else here just watching for satisfaction rather than a tutorial?

[@gassy8002]

Mickle The Nickle yesssssss🤣🤣

[@wafflesarethebest477]

Mickle The Nickle yeah

[@ashybug]

Mickle The Nickle when I saw the title I was like “...”

[@keegandelaney3229]

Mickle The Nickle ya me

[@christiansmith5397]

Absolutely.

[@Dos679]

Human: That's a fat sea urchin Sea urchin: *Why you bully me*

[@VanillaIceMike]

I didn’t know George Bush was into making tutorials on KZbin.

[@imtrash1236]

Michael Z lol

[@trash_boy7513]

* knock * * knock * * knock * FBI OPEN UP

[@iamstewpit6740]

@Luke Koehl George H W Bush died. George W Bush is still alive.

[@itswompie]

1. Why is this in my recommended? 2. This is actually cool

[@skofty4202]

I like toasters

[@skofty4202]

Thanks. So are you.

[@somepersonontheinternet3208]

Toasters are delicious though

[@skofty4202]

Exactly!

[@felixulcer8943]

"Now that's a _F A T_ sea urchin"

[@awkwardboi7183]

Thicccc

[@splenden2235]

*T* *H* *I* *C* *C*

[@hemlo6179]

Someone: steps in a sea urchin then almost dies. Someone: I'm angry so I will eat you!

[@somesnake3869]

"All they know is it got a little colder." "Hey... Brother.... Why is is getting colder...? ...Brother?" Brother was ejected.

[@leigh3632]

Ahhh a fellow among us player

[@butyumean3830]

Brother wasn't the imposter? These guys: never has been

[@Headcrabman9999]

IS THAT AN AMONG US REF (REFERENCE)????

[@butyumean3830]

@@Headcrabman9999 no...

[@siyacer]

A mogu

[@tensiityy6253]

“Now that is a fat sea urchin” Cmon man you’ve hurt it enough 😂

[@keeper7648]

W8 Beast well they have no brains so they cant feel pain

[@tensiityy6253]

I know I was kiddin

[@keeper7648]

oh ok hehe

[@Memeo.]

R/whoosh

[@Memeo.]

Lol

[@TheHolyFritz]

"3 ways to crack an urchin" 4.1 Million People: "We will be watching your career with great interest"

[@luclasher1866]

ah yes. I love *o y s t e r s,* especially the ones with spikes

[@thepromiseofthisplace7831]

Ah yes the floor here is made of floor

[@72streeting]

These comment types are trash

[@luclasher1866]

@@72streeting Who asked?

[@TLAizaakZtriker]

More like 40'000 people (almost the amount of likes. You can pretend there are some people who like the video but forgot to got the like button)

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

I prefer a dark room only lit by a large spotlight aimed down at the urchin before asking “WHERE ARE THEY?!!” The urchin usually cracks after that question

[@kuiper921]

wow

[@jimbototheshadowrealm4426]

Damn that's another victim of phish vibecheck: 2:53

[@italiansoldierfromww2460]

🥕🐡ÆGH

[@welshdragon1736]

06:30 Seagull: Don't mind me in the background

[@787ndorkycat3]

I used to think sea urchins were plants 😅

[@JossOwX]

And they are like plants tbh They don't feel anything They just reproduce over and over again

[@anxietyspacebun1669]

I just learned they aren't XP

[@silenttype6833]

Me too

[@novagaming3227]

Me too

[@NecieFarr]

Same

[@jordanpeterson5038]

Always wanted to try sea urchin. He makes cracking it open look easy.

[@excisve4429]

Who else is thinking of that episode of spongebob

[@spongeeater]

altoz gamez I'm thinking about Splatoon

[@motosich9572]

Me

[@cookiecat7547]

altoz gamez MEEE

[@oli5136]

altoz gamez ME I EVEN COMMENTED ABOUT IT

[@cookiecat7547]

Keano vreden :)

[@Sirchampionlances]

6:12 Bleach solves everything.

[@600-i8e]

Lance ESD & LAJM especially suicide problems

[@aaliyahwilliams7170]

Hahahaha

[@veve1401]

Clorox Bleach can i have some

[@rabbitpunchies]

Xx##Boi##xX NORMIE REEEEEEEEE

[@rabbitpunchies]

Do ge Its 2018 and people are still using bleach jokes. Im done with you normies.

[@ceoofbasedcontent6897]

The moment you notice after everything, the sea urchin is still moving it's spines. *shudder*

[@Geoffthespider]

Yeah that's how most sea food is prepared there's a cheap CGI nemo rip off that pretty much sums up sushi restaurants.

[@bruhman4509]

It literally does not feel anything tho

[@Geoffthespider]

@Dylan Campbell Yes couldn't remember the name of it lols.

[@shamarab4632]

@@bruhman4509 still made me sad

[@domnick_1]

@@Geoffthespider I don't think Padak was a ripoff tho

[@raivaru3270]

"JIMMY I TOLD YOU NOT TO TURN ON THE AC FOR DAYS OR ELSE YOU'RE GONNA PAY THE BILL."

[@bambuzold]

6:30 The seagull in the background do be walking with style

[@itsverydankytfortniteapexl5588]

Nobody: My recommended: Hey here’s a 4 year old video of a guy cracking open sea urchins.

[@212marchy]

Now a 5 year old one

[@Ela.elizabeth]

I'm betting that most everyone came here after watching little æügh fish eat a carrot. Yes?

[@hazydoom69]

@@Ela.elizabeth KZbin truly is a small place

[@DeutscheDemokratischeRepublik]

**looks up underage sea creatures** *URCHIN OPEN UP!*

[@Serliu]

Eg, Egg n' Eggy man, Spongebob was just trying to enjoy himself after he got laid off his job

[@masterfish4343]

“That’s sweet. You tell me homie.”

[@xomadsie]

Right when I read this comment they said that-

[@SierraTangoGuns]

Real homies feed each other uni