How To Open Every Shellfish | Method Mastery | Epicurious

[@zidvicious6047]

His voice is so relaxing tho. I can listen to him eviscerate sea creatures all day.

[@hamzakamaly4879]

@@koganegawasimp4196 kinky

[@capterson4]

And live ones!

[@joshshobbies4224]

I think all but the ones he cooked were still alive

[@zidvicious6047]

Artsy Sloth Soon-to-be-dead rather.

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

Sounds like the spawn of bob ross, jason, and the little mermaid

[@alyanaK]

I like this guy, he seems to really enjoy what he’s doing.

[@zaryol2338]

yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol

[@zaryol2338]

yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol

[@bwackbeedows3629]

yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol

[@giovannyrojas4879]

yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he’s already done it a million times lol

[@sxheduardo142]

yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he’s already done it a million times lol

[@hadarneu]

He looks like a really nice dude. Really doesn't come off as a cold blooded Shellfish killer.

[@playz4816]

You got me

[@charliesrandomthings5457]

Correct, shellfish are cold blooded. But any food has a weird way of processing it. Beef gets a spike through the skull, chickens get a gun, but they are designed for minimal pain for the animal

[@redactednomad5681]

So he’s not shelfish buh duh pshhh

[@MeltedToast84]

They were already dead 😉

[@antivaxxasaurus]

@@MeltedToast84 did u not see him stab a lobster in the head

[@yandenjav9774]

Years of evolution for humanity... Only for us to watch a handsome man become the most feared man across the seas

[@brothernicole3112]

йуандэн джав

[@Weatherbg11]

"become the most feared man across the seas" XD

[@Unstable_Macaroni]

Legend speaks of the great shell whisperer… wait i read that wrong it’s actually shell consumers

[@Determinator21]

He's not handsome

[@yandenjav9774]

@@Determinator21 he is handsome, to me and billions of other people. He is very handsome.

[@ponticrook8208]

I love how he gave the lobster an ever-so-gentle pat of comfort after he cleaved its skull cleanly in half.

[@alextheferret5674]

Nobody: Free school counselors:

[@ardinaattia8]

It sounds inhumane, but it was quick and painless. The lobster didnt feel a thing.

[@02iscringe55]

make it feel like its safe so he doesnt fight back for an easy kill

[@moo9557]

The reason he put the knife through it's back was to stab through it's brain, killing it instantly.

[@killabomb3186]

Ez kil

[@fwyb6574]

I will forever appreciate this man for so calmly telling me how to execute seafood so I can eat it

[@fajaral-fatih7025]

Its seafood, so.... Yeah.

[@eatmysouls]

yes

[@hynaith6484]

Yesssss

[@Davidpoland2005]

cutting a lobster in half, doom eternal style

[@GustavRex]

@@Davidpoland2005 stolen comment smh

[@Willowposting]

Its always so insane to me how easy to take apart shellfish are. Like, they have shells specifically for protection, but this man is taking apart crabs like they're a Lego set

[@PossGal]

To be fair most fish dont have aposable thumbs that can get under the hinges of the shells where it's nice and weak

[@rangereview4590]

Also if the roles where reversed the lobster wouldn't need a knife to do that

[@lkhdmrtn]

I mean, fish don't have knives specifically to tear apart armor.

[@looksirdroids9134]

With crabs and related things like lobsters, they can choose to detach legs and such anyway as a defence, similar to lizards and their tails, so it makes sense that they are easy to pull apart. You shouldn't find it insane, it's not exactly a secret that they can do this.

[@geesegoose6174]

There's actually plenty of examples, even on land, of exoskeletons or shells being impenetrable until you find the weak spot..

[@kai.-.299]

sleep? no watching a 30 minute video of a random man open every shellfish? Y E S

[@tasiepolegaming100yearsago3]

So true 😸

[@shadowwarriorshockwave3281]

Accuracy 100

[@julianhering4194]

Who Just Said my name

[@GoofyGoober4432]

@@julianhering4194 ???

[@julianhering4194]

@@GoofyGoober4432 what?

[@christianbaker2755]

My dude is doing beautiful knife work and butchery and y’all give him the worlds second smallest cutting board. Clutch.

[@urban_gse_]

Lol

[@panzerkampwagen.iiiausf.j1112]

@Sophia Orino *me using nasa's radar dish to find who the hell asked*

[@yeye1031]

Sophia Orino that's sooo crazy bruh cuz u didn't ask

[@kingglidor6960]

@@yeye1031 uhh

[@kingglidor6960]

@@panzerkampwagen.iiiausf.j1112 Well it found me

[@alecwhatshisname5170]

One brain cell: you've never eaten crab, or lobster. You don't like cooking. You don't like touching raw meat. Other brain cell: They got every type?

[@jesshavok1015]

THIS! -But I have had lobster once. Looks gross, tastes amazing. Like a firm in texture strong flavored fish with butter sauce.

[@Noah-rd8xe]

Exactly

[@stupidboy9944]

I feel attacked

[@Jim-vg3vb]

Lobster/crab is common where I live have had it a lot

[@davidwade3281]

In vegetarian I don’t eat seafood either cuz it makes me nauseous and I lov animals and don’t wanna eat thrm

[@dylancrozier84]

Fun fact, shellfish was once considered food for the extremely poor. There was actually a cookbook with a recipe 'for prisoners only', and it was basically lobster nuggets and dipping sauce

[@givemeyoureggs456]

This is because before the trains and refregerating was invented, lobsters and other shellfish would just die and go baf before reaching further inland, thus reserving it basically to the coastal people

[@meteorytekrenaryte]

"I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist of a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can't get the spices right!"

[@insertcreativeusernamehere4954]

Same thing for caviar

[@vladimir-savage72]

@@meteorytekrenaryte Johnny?" .. Johnny"! .. JOHNNY!!???" Cool I broke his brain"

[@echo-ul8lt]

Yeah and caviar was also served in bars for free and a lot of the time just thrown away

[@trainerlsw]

I wasn’t expecting that finisher on the lobster.

[@KraidTheSpacePirate]

Mortal epicurious

[@kerbaltubehd5737]

Doom glory kill

[@flannelpillowcase6475]

public execution

[@siuuuuuuu4454]

Lobster stood no chance

[@AudTheGod]

WHEN RESTAURANTS DONT REMOVE THE “VEIN” FROM THE SHRIMP WHICH IS LITERALLY THE POOP SAC IT PISSES ME OFF

[@landenallen1994]

Yep

[@NNabawiYT]

when they discard the head of shrimp and lobster which is literally delicious it pisses me off :v

[@alexandragarlyn4860]

It’s a poop sack? I thought it added EXTRA FLAVOR.

[@alexandragarlyn4860]

Chill Boi idk man

[@MychMych1]

@@platinumentity4861 i like them poop sacs

[@HubbardJROTC]

“Give it a smack, on the fattest part there.” Whatever you say handsome lobster man.

[@rendiina]

LMAOOO

[@vanessalillian719]

Fat Taebooty heheh

[@katiechambers2287]

Hehe I have a similar comment on the fish one. Great minds think alike 😂

[@Hide-xn7yk]

666 likes because this is cursed

[@AK-47__.]

Aidens Toy Room nO

[@DogeDogeriffic]

I’m so happy there’s no more annoying audience sounds whenever the names of the shellfish came on. I’m glad the editor learned from their mistake(s)

[@CK_limbo]

Ngl I feel alone without the studio audience

[@TheRealNeck0]

Yeah like that fruit video. The dude: This is a apple. Audience: Ohhhhhhhhh... Wooooooowwwwwwwww!!!! Oooooooooooo!!!! 👁️👄👁️

[@theghattlings8995]

Kurogane -sensei in the fruit version of this, there were annoying audience noises

[@gothcsm]

This is like my 10th time coming back to this video for no good reason. It’s just so interesting even though I rarely prepare shellfish for myself unless I go to a boil without things being pre-peeled/prepared.

[@lanciilatte2372]

SAMEE

[@firewolf0065]

Same 😂 I think it's my third time watching this for absolutely no reason

[@littlerayhayrikugaming5006]

Same

[@lilysanders7699]

Same I don’t even eat seafood, but his voice is so calming and it’s so oddly interesting to watch

[@kainecrew]

4 yrs later and I still will just watch this before bed

[@katierubio7848]

I'm laughing too hard at the comments. Everybody is either disturbed, confused or in love with Mr. lobster opener.

[@impulse-nati0n114]

Exactly 😂

[@naseerwaite333]

💯

[@yue4u4]

Ikr #hypnotised

[@aldwinh9418]

Comment sections are always rowdy and always has different kinds of characters.

[@worldwidephotographystudio4713]

Moan meep

[@some_lettuce471]

I am not a chef, I hate cooking, and I’m allergic to seafood. Yet I watched this entire video and thoroughly enjoyed it. 10/10

[@arolemaprarath6615]

I was allergic to octopus and squids but I was delighted if seeing them. After forcing of eating them, I became immune to it

[@Tunasandwich793]

@@arolemaprarath6615 bro straight up said "no" to allergies 💀

[@threshgotico4081]

@@Tunasandwich793 "Allergies rate dropped to 0%"

[@Tunasandwich793]

@@threshgotico4081 new achievement "how did we get here?"

[@simplesimon8255]

I'm allergic to you

[@cactuskaktus6734]

“We’re gonna kill the lobster in the most humane way possible” F I N I S H H I M

[@tmoc888]

*F A T A L I T Y*

[@Rant.t24]

@@tmoc888 i was jsut about to say that aha

[@pinky-lemon171]

*GAME!*

[@danielgeraghty2136]

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!

[@squidestra9815]

*REMATCH?*

[@HybridEqualist]

I dont know why this and the fish video are my comfort videos but whenever I see it recommended i must watch it. Y'all doing some sorcery or something, please more

[@Its__Rayy]

Aye so you’re telling me that Mr. Krabs and Larry the lobster are red because they’ve been boiled and killed???? That just changed the whole show

[@volt6897]

Spongebob me boy! You need to let me go, the accident wasn't your fault AGAGAGGAGAGAGA

[@shunbannun7427]

Mr. Krabs been through some shii in the navy.

[@TheKatera4a]

@@volt6897 Why does this feel like the plot of a Surreal Entertainment episode?

[@cynthiasp65]

And Gary the snail at 32:10

[@angrybritishman9461]

Well search up red crabs migration on KZbin there alive dnt wry

[@alvin4781]

This man: "when i prepare shellfish i like to have 3 knives with me" *Proceeds showing the entire arsenal of USA weapons*

[@Biohacker777]

Ikr who has blue flashlight in their kitchen

[@kurtzcharlatan5368]

@Davxnte he has 3 knives

[@toastedkidd592]

You might have missed it but he also has weapons of war crimes

[@cleetuschan6906]

Toasted Kidd For shellfish >:]

[@mpxlflow]

Underated comment right here

[@deusvult9362]

Brain: Learn to open shellfish Me: Why? Brain: You gotta

[@daisymay6505]

I honestly find this so satisfying and relaxing lol 😌🤔😂

[@fake_nok]

*y o u m u s t*

[@sajche.]

@@daisymay6505 me too lol

[@icronixi8063]

I had to ask Google what a shellfish was...

[@y7952]

Icronixi r u fr?

[@kimia1664]

It's crazy to me how these animals developed defense tactics, quills, and hard shells to protect themselves, and with very little meat inside they're obviously designed not to be eaten and humans are still like 🤤🤤🤤😁

[@frisky_dart7273]

People have been eating shellfish since they were cavemen. Go back to school please

[@kimia1664]

@@frisky_dart7273 I didn't say the opposite of that. Read your own reply again.

[@jesseyu162]

@@frisky_dart7273 I think you might need to go back to English class

[@mariscostumes3815]

I mean obviously they're not designed to be eaten they're prey animals, they kinda do that for that reason 😂 But I get what your saying

[@ultranecrozma7449]

If they didn’t want to be eaten then they shouldn’t have evolved to be so tasty!

[@overtonwindowshopper]

It’s such a relief to see someone who actually knows how to shuck an oyster. I’ve seen some truly wild techniques in my travels lol (and consumed a lot of shell bits as a result)

[@haunteddestiny312]

Extra calcium.

[@snoote533]

​@@haunteddestiny312 Exactly as I thought 💀

[@gothcsm]

How did you see people trying to shuck them? Im curious now lmao

[@pinkhoodieguy7703]

​@@gothcsmblunt force trauma

[@madammonarch1]

do tell! I love hearing weird ways people have opened oysters!

[@BCFL69]

Preps geoduck “don’t let the appearance deter you, it’s just a clam” Very next shellfish: *COCKLE*

[@cherutorono]

Lmaaaao

[@gamerkidonplaystation8223]

I was thinking the same thing

[@zamzaddy8535]

Go’s knew what he was doin

[@nadinehoogenboezem4798]

Shell fish like oysters are also freaky

[@Shogunyancoill]

The names should switch lol

[@charliesudderth8733]

Family eating their seafood at restaurant: honey what are you doing? Me while pulling a rolling pin out of no where: gotta get the leg meat out dont worry about it

[@dreamydailine]

HAHAHA YES

[@andrewperez9284]

Haha best comment here!

[@SkarlettesMomma]

Family: what why You: handsome lobster man said so

[@knight-ot3ji]

We all know you got that rolling pin from between your legs

[@charliesudderth8733]

knight 9247 u kinda sounding creepy with that comment bro...

[@gabekeliinoi3969]

I love that you mention killing it in the most humane way possible, I know a lot of people think that they can’t feel pain and then just cook it alive, but certain studies have suggested they do feel pain however different it is from our pain. Plus there’s no harm in killing it before cooking

[@Ravierave]

Shellfish: *evolve over billions of years to be difficult to eat* Humans: *Yüm*

[@vinny912]

Raven Horan looool

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

How does an animal evolve? Edit: *says who is always taught the same topics in schools over the years*

[@markelsalamat4689]

@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 survival of the fittest.

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

@@markelsalamat4689 what does that meannnnnnn

[@gotya2624]

Marilou Flake Stardust did you go to school?

[@happycampers2005]

Did I search for this? No. Did I end up watching the whole thing? Yes.

[@Zikeal-d4l]

Are you funny? No.

@@Zikeal-d4l damn, wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

[@account-rx7xb]

@clean sardine i just had a stroke reading ur comment

[@Zikeal-d4l]

@@account-rx7xb hahaha

[@tossicamckinnon]

@@account-rx7xb if you actually read it, you wouldve known that the sentence is actually correct.

[@zerotwo6114]

“It’s just the nervous system reacting” *The lobster swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath*

[@anyisvlogs7400]

O-O

[@mogenoof]

lobster, while wheezing and heaving its chest up and down, fighting for breath: I will find you, human, and I will slaughter everyone you love and care abou- humans: mmm yummy

[@Kid-A2]

^__>

[@tayseerosman2681]

"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD

[@tayseerosman2681]

"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD

[@staridragonianfirsthunter9113]

What I learned: Lobster leg meat is fun and easy. Crawfish head juices are delicious. European flats taste like batteries. Geoducks are unique. Sea urchin roe sacks are super delicious.

[@nicotyne8383]

This dude really did a doom eternal glory kill on that lobster

[@Cat-Luck]

Xd

[@talk1425]

Finally someone said it

[@tomtomtom6970]

I rewatched like 15 times

[@femininedroid]

@@Cat-Luck YOURE WRONG FOR THATTTT I FELT SO BAD WHEN HE DID THAT

[@edbrixkhanmuksan4972]

@@femininedroid dude if your sensitive to this type of content then dont watch it

[@himalilycp]

"It's just a clam. Don't let its appearance deter you." "C O C K L E"

[@only1613]

Hey hey calm down🤣🤣🤣

[@amielmariealcantara2184]

Was just about to comment, why would you put cockle after the geoduck?

[@unpreparednaivechild-insho1504]

@@amielmariealcantara2184 “C O C K L E”

[@victory8992]

Time stamp?

[@himalilycp]

@@victory8992 29:22

[@emsmnms3507]

i cant believe someone looked at sea urchins and just thought “how do i eat that?”

[@kleverstudios]

you’re not yourself when you’re hungry

[@Pink_celeb420]

@@kleverstudios 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was brilliant!!!

[@kleverstudios]

Shannille Carter thank you thank you

[@chaosbetta1667]

when theyre in spawning season sometimes they just leak roe when you pick them up lol

[@chaos5917]

You can eat anything if you’re brave enough

[@taiwandxt6493]

In regards to the mustard of the crab, take what he says of "Don't throw it out" with a grain of salt. While it is definitely delicious, depending on where you are and/or what time of year it is, throwing it out and not eating it is actually the better thing to do. The mustard of the crab can contain pollutants which contain toxins which are heat resistant.

[@quackman]

thanks, I was hoping there'd be more info on what to do with the rest of the mustard.

[@BruceAlarie]

party pooper

[@MoonBoi101]

This is like a middleschool biology class, everyone's disgusted, confused, horrified, yet extremely invested

[@AriThecraftydragon]

True.

[@jf_kein_k8590]

And for some reason also hungry.

[@calcium7379]

That’s the most factual statement in this comment section

[@myxjoaquin6576]

Yet, extremely invested. You nailed it, my dear

[@supremecud147]

honestly im not disgusted this is cool

[@hackerhacker-ms2wy]

Shellfish: have evolved to be hard to eat and resilient. Humans: here is how to kill, dissect, and prepare all shellfish for eating.

[@mikehazike5040]

Shellfish: *confused blub blub*

[@tinkywinky6279]

2020: *shellfish are tired of this so they start skinning and eating humans* “Yummy”

[@gab7506]

@@tinkywinky6279 goddammnit july

[@dabonkus]

@@tinkywinky6279 july, goddammit!

[@FordTraverse]

Hemmar

[@biggerbrain1823]

When this guy goes to the ocean, the crabs really start running

[@diobrando8992]

THE FIRST COMMENT OF A MASSIVELY LIKED AND REPLIED COMMENT

[@diobrando8992]

Also that made me laugh too hard.

[@melissat7993]

Lmao, that made me laugh way more than it should’ve 😂

[@Crabby.R6]

I can confirm I do run away

[@onlyvirly2c]

Lol

[@Shepard_AU]

31:57 - “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we’ll be showing you how to pick a conch.”

[@superbloxian502]

"We're gonna kill it in the most humane way possible" Brings down the force of a thousand suns

[@spookyboivilla5386]

Now that’s a comment

[@SetuwoKecik]

Reminds me of Imperialdramon Paladin Mode

[@Iovsu]

“Blood for the blood god!”

[@Randommovementsyt]

Killing is never the humane way

[@SetuwoKecik]

@@Randommovementsyt btw plants also have souls.

[@thepoisonforcuzco6429]

“Twist until you hear a crack” chiropractors everywhere: correct

[@coolcow5193]

They're fake

[@cadmeianvictory]

@@coolcow5193 chiropractors aren't real?? then who did i go to last month????

[@cadmeianvictory]

@MTF Epsilon-11 “Nine-Tailed Fox” oh my god

[@oscarpayne8131]

My chiropractor never heard the crack and kept going. I lost all mobility in the lower half of my body that day. I now lay here, paralysed, using voice to text to write this comment, whilst drowning in legal documents as the chiropractor has lawyered up and doing everything in his power to keep his practice. I hope my physical state is enough to sway the jury to my side, the outcome of this case will dictate my life going forward as I have currently lost everything; my job as an Olympic sprinter, my house entirely made up of stairs, and every single cent that I own went towards the blood-sucking lawyers who are doing a pathetic job and aiding me in my legal endeavours. I need a win, and I pray I’ll get it here.

[@christianmclean9891]

@@oscarpayne8131 lmao i did ur mom

[@rat_lord5246]

The most ironic things about this is I won’t be using any of these tips. *because I have a shellfish allergy* Edit: Holy Mackerel! (See what I did there) 1.4k likes in less than two weeks!? That’s awesome!

[@jimmyflores9235]

Me too

[@rebeccalynn4374]

Same ugh I miss crab legs 😭😭

[@John-to2ki]

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

[@Mecha_Murican]

you will never know the amazing taste of a pan cooked scallop

[@tartagliaa7297]

I mean, I just don’t like seafood.. I’ll vibe with you though Kokichi

[@ivanscottw]

About oysters : Here in France, we do not keep the initial "juice" (which is essentially sea water or whatever type of water it has spent the few several days or weeks) but we rather discard it. We then lay the oyster flat and a second juice will appear which is much tastier and will also make the oyster meat more firm.

[@sentientfrowner7428]

So kinda like that ketchup precum?

[@ivanscottw]

@@sentientfrowner7428 you could something like that, yes !

[@a-ghost-named-Anna]

In Atlantic Canada we always eat our oysters raw, and we *never* get rid of the water. It’s truly the best part.

[@ZeroTheOtter]

@@sentientfrowner7428 you can say that, but don’t say that ever again.

[@ultranecrozma7449]

@@sentientfrowner7428Are you going to pay for the therapy of everyone who had to read that?

[@Marlyjade]

Y'all talking about the lobster like the scallops didn't have its eyes ripped off

[@alexaramirez6196]

LMFOAOAAOOAOAO IM DEAD

[@remu5376]

Yes, thats brutal and cringe me a little bit when i know that is their eyes, Edit : Sea urchin get their mouth cut off is a bit brutal too

[@lamoxd3813]

Idiot scallop had it coming

[@onlyvirly2c]

Rip

[@onlyvirly2c]

lamo xD *no*

[@kristijanoros7208]

Shellfish: NOO! YOU CANT JUST EAT US! WE EVOLVED FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS TO BE HARD TO EAT! Humans: haha shell go slurp slurp

[@henrymunafo8207]

We are gods of our environment, sucks for them they shoulda adapted quicker. Yum.

[@PieIsGud2808]

Mmmm, crack crack slurp slurp *yüm*

[@kolorless-cat]

You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars

[@PieIsGud2808]

Humans: haha mars water go sploosh sploosh

[@kristijanoros7208]

@@PieIsGud2808 i think it's more like: haha big gun go pew pew

[@sama.6173]

He is so professional. He didn't even make one Geoduck joke

[@edwardthestupid7704]

People: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@chantelledeschamps1811]

I didnt know what you were talking about till i got to the part☠☠☠

[@DrSlick]

Probably because he's made all the geoduck jokes.

[@faith9196]

I was wondering what you meant by this until I got to that part and my jaw dropped

[@Ogknav]

He's pretty aware though. Stating not to let its appearance deter you from trying one.

[@petezahutt4859]

8:08 “If anything appears to be moving, that’s just freshness!” -Sea Captain

[@kishosuke]

Everyone gangsta til the crawfish catches you slippin’ in the bathroom.

[@Its.teennn]

😂😂😂

[@jelfishery]

Everybody gangsta ‘till you see a crawfish-shaped paralysis demon in your room

[@SaraAguilar-zf7vm]

Lol

[@beezaray4130]

Aw it was at 666 :(

[@ThA_ArTT]

XZAR_3 シ 😂😂😂😂word

[@nori633]

"I'm going to kill the lobster in the most humane way possible" *brings* *down* *the* *wrath* *of* *Odin* *upon* *it*

[@MeetYourDarkSide]

His ancestors were smiling down at him, Imperial. Can you say the same?

[@fuck_ya_life_bing_bong_]

Daimean Martinez “What in oblivion is that”

[@kimroe2009]

I'm reading this comment at the time he said it 😂

[@raymondgrover2795]

Suejo Buejo if the water is already boiling they will die instantly as soon as it touches their brain

[@keriblessing-lindsey5225]

Lobster got bodied

[@eternalmiasma5586]

Mom: baby, you look tired? What time did you go to bed? Me: mom you don’t understand, you have to pull outwards to get the lobster tail out

[@jacksoncasper8428]

Son, why aren’t you asleep? “Dad, the trick is to jam it in the back, and wiggle wiggle wiggle until you get a pop”

[@dooper264]

@@jacksoncasper8428 Dad: I know, how else do you think you were born?

[@ToxicSkull0]

Grandma: Why are you awake? Me: I know how to crack open shellfish now Grandma: Same

[@NathenHodge]

i’m never going to do this but i’m watching lmao

[@yrinx]

@@ToxicSkull0 your joke was awful💀😭

[@thanosdevito]

The fanfare every time you pull out another specimen is excellent. 🏆Crustacean obtained!🏆

[@raisinbrandt6453]

Doesn’t this insinuate that Mr Krabs is already cooked

[@MoonRGaming]

🤨... 😳 Oh jeez big OOF

[@bobspizzaofficial7788]

Yeah but he'd be so less iconic if he was green-ish grey

[@ayannashadee542]

The same for Larry the Lobster

[@jake_the_theif6152]

No mr.krabs Is a different species of crab

[@thegreatalfini]

Possibly it could be, but there’s some species of live crab that are red and just get more red when cooked.

[@iittledog2419]

Teacher: What did you do in quarantine? Me: It's complicated.

[@BlindedMan]

"Nothing much, just casually opened every shell fish in my house."

[@dane2452]

Solviet cat not really

[@KurRanze]

"Fap"

[@elchuzalongo4339]

@@KurRanze a lot

[@brunobucciarati834]

@@KurRanze ora

[@mxsdrago]

"the head of the crab is here, and it has a bunch of organs that we wont be eating today" ... today?

[@stephengell]

Lol 😂

[@0HizzaH0]

Well... Life takes many twists, today the world may be ending, but maybe tomorrow you want to eat crab organs. You never know.

[@FoggyCottageDweller]

Kani or crab miso uses the innards of the crab. And some folks eat it with rice lol.

[@grubhub3933]

Mike Leslie times get desperate

[@SakuraGurl808]

Well they are edible technically, some just prefer not to eat them. It’s like a cow, some people like steak and beef but prefer not eat tripe which is made from the stomach lining of the cow. It’s about appeal and preference.

[@lolyea]

I dont know if its just because i love and adore seafood, but i always find myself coming back to this and the fileting fish video (which coincidentally is hosted by the same person) a few times a year

[@missjakson9028]

Crabs : develop a strong body armour to deflict predators Human: "and we'll snap that right off"

[@sirpieman300]

Humans: and we took that personaly

[@AllThePeppermint]

The joys of opposable thumbs!

[@alsiredwood5642]

Aye you gave me a good chuckle with that one-

[@madisonbrown4367]

It’s the thumbs. Separates us from them

[@Toasteeei]

@@madisonbrown4367 our thumbs also separates them from themselves

[@stankyratman5685]

I couldn’t focus on anything but how floppy the soft-shell crab was.

[@Kanal7Indonesia]

It's so cute

[@eunicemujan655]

Which part is the soft shell crab?

[@xantali]

الإسلام هو تحفة الشيطان it is dead

[@reefy5316]

f l e s h l i g h t

[@xantali]

ChildsCoffee no

[@ajdamore94]

Logic really knows his sea creatures

[@sexyseal3146]

I really hate how I thought that first thing two

[@bananaslip6525]

this is underrated

[@noahpaul3261]

Man he needs to release a fish rap album

[@smallcaterpillars]

Bobby is that you?

[@spasplash156]

Racist

[@bepsibeverage4231]

I think I’ve watched this video 5 times because I think that watching a pro go at it is so satisfying and makes it look easier than it probably is also some of these shellfish I had never even heard of until I watched this

[@keiishere511]

Lobster : " oh nice there's something on my back, probably a human hand trying to place me back in the wa- *AHHHH* "

[@sfr2107]

😂😂

[@trollgawd741]

That got dark very fast

[@emilefragz1885]

Genuinely had me laughing

[@DogFace_3000]

Crack

[@kweendupingwin6283]

C R O N C H

[@nathanmai2817]

Imagine eating lobster at dinner and someone whips out a rolling pin

[@elix-hi2742]

I feel bad for laughing.

[@Buckheimer]

And hits you with it for throwing out the legs

[@SeventhEve]

If you're eating a whole lobster at dinner, just suck on the ends.

[@lermink]

oh, I have seen lobster die hards bring their own rolling pin eating at a lobster shack in coastal mass.

[@shiina_mahiru_9067]

i will give him a chopstick instead, that normally suffices

[@user-gv7px1dt9g]

29:20: enjoy it raw, don’t let its appearance deter you not even 5 seconds later: cockle

[@pandasplayhouse9143]

Yeeeaaah, uh-huh, sure, that wasn't awkward at all, lol!

[@alvinjunior5426]

LMAO it should’ve been named cockle-

[@6feetapartor6feetunder78]

@@alvinjunior5426 #innuendocity

[@alvinjunior5426]

@Defrank Kids mhm and I lies right between my legs :)

[@slytherinbabe9123]

@@alvinjunior5426 😑🤢🤢

[@ManduhPanduh17]

This was extremely satisfying. Now I know. 🙂 Thank youuu. Love how your talking isn't excessive or boring. Your whole video was smooth.

[@Angaraman]

I feel like whoever first thought of eating a sea urchin must have been really, REALLY hungry.

[@littledebbie8107]

😂

[@samuraijackoff5354]

The first guy to drink a cow’s milk must have had a fetish or was really thirsty.

[@dasdovian7785]

Good thing too because it's delicious

[@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree]

In my country, whenever we go to the beach, those who are capable would dive and get some sea urchins then share it with everyone. I don't like raw meat so I don't eat it but it's nice to see everyone enjoying it. I don't get why people like it tho. It looks unappetizing to me.

[@the-caz-5556]

@@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree which country? Cause if i go some day I really wanna do that

[@iseulfailey7628]

quarantine rlly got me falling in love with a man who taught me how to assassinate a lobster

[@lycheecream_soda]

I’ll love him foreve

[@trackex9783]

I mean its not really an assassination, more like an execution

[@sidneyshipp3632]

honestly same

[@cyphuss1715]

Robert Schlenzer r/wooooosh you missed the joke

[@circle4602]

@@cyphuss1715 r/woooosh you missed the purpose of the subreddit, also stop linking subreddits here

[@friedroll]

I think it’s kinda weird how all of these intricate steps to cooking this seafood came from somebody looking at a crab and going, “damn ngl that looks kinda tasty”

[@thebeast5215]

Truee

[@bugsauce2261]

*Everything's tasty if you're hungry enough.*

[@CT-1975]

Imagine the guy doin that to a f$ckin geoduck

[@patmurph7769]

@@bugsauce2261 true for everything especially highly radioactive newly formed corium.

[@Maverickthegoof]

@@patmurph7769 I mean, it do kinda look good tho.

[@Free_Flowing_Anxiety]

Watching anyone with a passion info dump on their passion is so relaxing and interesting to me, especially if that passion is something I never would have learned about on my own.

[@astridhedberg7855]

I love that everyone in the comment section are depressed people who can’t sleep, hope ur doing well buddy

[@ghost-hn2lh]

thank you

[@sq7972]

no

[@astridhedberg7855]

@@sq7972 same bro

[@kkeio]

Yes.

[@astridhedberg7855]

@@kkeio how awesome!!!

[@tandemfusion3456]

I spent 37 minutes watching this at 3:00 am and I see “how to fillet every fish” I’m scared my restraint isn’t strong enough pray for me

[@littlefriend420]

I'm going in.

[@galxemo4747]

Bravo 6, going 3:00 am as well my guy

[@tonycosgrove8696]

Brother we join

[@jollemush4116]

Wait until you see the "how to cut every fruit" it's the best one

[@tandemfusion3456]

I’m in a loop hole

[@derangedcat1290]

Shellfish: spend millions of years developing and perfecting strong, sturdy shells to protect their vulnerable bodies. Mike: Spends 40 minutes dismantling them and breaking their shells open like a nut.

[@blackoutstrider]

Guess evolution didn't account for weird hairless apes with pointy metal sticks.

[@jackdaone6469]

Never underestimate the persistence of humans.

[@nullpoint3346]

You're assuming that their shells were being perfected, nothing in nature is perfect. The only thing that matters in the evolutionary process is whether or not you had kids, everything else, and I mean _everything else,_ is just to keep you alive long enough to make them. It was never survival of the fittest, it was survival of the passing grade.

[@Txsemilio]

@@nullpoint3346 Dude it's a joke.

[@astolfo5129]

@@nullpoint3346 Dude shut up it's a joke

[@bluegoo3159]

Omg this is hilarious, we’re like animals literally telling each other these cool tricks we found to help us get to food better. Like we’re just excited to share knowledge as a species and that’s so cute.

[@Someone-sq8im]

Yeah!

[@millianarakuzen]

Seems like something an alien would said 🤨

[@GhostStarly]

@@millianarakuzen BRO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LMFAO

[@glitchy3963]

We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn

[@glitchy3963]

We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn

[@nickdechiaro7905]

nobody: This man: casually eats the entire cast of Spongebob in half an hour

[@dasutanehineri]

considering its called the krusty krab and some crabs are cannibals....i don't think mr krabs is too unhappy about that.

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

@@dasutanehineri I never wanted to know that my boss eats his own kind

[@dasutanehineri]

@@spongebobsquarepants8403 too bad. he's also wanted for tax evasion and war crimes. did you know that eugene krabs isn't his real name? what kind of crab would name themselves krabs? its a fake name.

[@shieldde6209]

@@dasutanehineri Krabs was his family name

[@user-oe2ip3xm4u]

I swear this would be 10 times better if u remove nobody and the colon after man

[@spxzzo]

“You want to kill in the most humane way possible” smites the lobster with the power of the sun

[@aquilad.perera9683]

LMAO😂😂😂

[@ihuboo6244]

Imagine standing infront of the lobster and seeing it die like that. That is not humane. That was psychotic murder

[@spxzzo]

Actually it is humane regardless of the implied force. Look at me using big words whoah

[@valeriemd3198]

ihuboo 1. That’s not what psychotic means 2. Cooking them alive is far less inhumane

[@elsnocc6572]

@@ihuboo6244 what do you want the cook to do? Shoot it in the head? Boil it alive? There is no better way to kill the thing

[@mergettheborgerhrunter3386]

Something powerful about the way he just rested his hand on the writhing food corpse and said it’s just the neurons firing.

[@angelicicarus8578]

Truly a display of dominance and a warning to other sea creatures

[@ratsmacker693]

@@angelicicarus8578 it's about sending a message

[@ZappyRXQ]

Just warning all sea creatures that he exists.

[@poopstick924]

Crustaceans don't actually have real brains, their nervous systems basically just react to stimuli so yeah, that's exactly what's going on.

[@beth-rg8bm]

@@angelicicarus8578 🤣🤣🤣🤣😁🤣🤣😁😁🤣🤣

[@call_me_ping]

I love watching this guy's videos idk why but they're my comfort videos

[@schnoz1994]

Instructions not clear, lobster has learned how to hold a knife and is holding me and my family hostage.

[@wyntryx7977]

hey bro you good now

[@yesofcourse3972]

@@wyntryx7977 i think tables changed, and lobster had a great dinner tonight

[@wonderstruck2878]

@@yesofcourse3972 r/cursedcomments

[@FunkyLizard_LookatHim]

F

[@dcabral2585]

@@Ech01 no

[@TheCorey1734]

I’ve watched these fish videos like 4 times. I’ll never use them, but it’s really relaxing watching this.

[@jessicagentilella5359]

Ya same

[@davidtomsa6864]

Are u a gemini?

[@outdoorstypeofguy7658]

I too enjoy seeing previously alive animals being opened :)

[@nysteponshi]

@@davidtomsa6864 signs mean nothing

[@TheFagerlund]

@@davidtomsa6864 thats the stupidest comment I've laid my eyes on

[@dnsl4176]

I'm always amazed at seeing the careful and delicate procedures that are being taught to extract meat out of these shellfish. I always just grew up being taught to do it all by hand so knowing that there are actual tools and stuff is super fascinating.

[@PatrickHuang777]

Between a knife and a chopstick, I make do as well, but this is fascinating.

[@impishlyit9780]

Right? Like, why'd we stop just squeezing until the shell breaks? That worked fine for every crab I've ever eaten lol.

[@Seb_gae]

Same, I’ve only ever gotten cut once.

[@taylorholder4537]

@@impishlyit9780 Exactly. I walk 25 miles to work every day just fine. I don't get this whole "car" fad.

[@frgal1336]

31:46 ‘you just wanna sort of tap, slightly’ *SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM*

[@foxcrazy6280]

I mean wouldn't you expect a conch shell to be hard

[@ninadachrekar7215]

"You want to kill it in the most humane way possible" *Brings out the inner French in him and straight up chops the head

[@notsobutterfly2298]

I wonder what happens if you eat the head

[@air1332]

Crazy Bright you turn into one

[@schetchyperson1233]

@@air1332 yes

[@Charleena-Purcell]

LOL

[@urban_gse_]

Well better than nothing.

[@foxdragon2276]

Me sitting here learning that a scallop has a bunch of small eyes like wtf

[@milenahalucha4976]

I was s h o o k

[@Lost_kindom08]

I didn't even know you eat half of it raw he was just slurping down bits and pieces as speed runs that seafoods life

[@pugarmy1392]

200 hundred to be exact

[@sobaldman8375]

Pug Army wtf bro dang

[@dinosaur7115]

And it looks adorable look it up online

[@jackrandazzo4011]

These vids are great for quarantine.

[@phantonthiefboph5884]

Yep

[@xxshadowghostxx283]

Jack Randazzo I agree

[@sethaze1270]

ikr

[@janellimarie]

Jack Randazzo Agreed

[@nothanks3220]

Every time I’m having trouble sleeping, I pull up this video. Something about his voice is so soothing and knocks me out. I also watch the “mixing every cocktail” vid when even this vid can’t get me to sleep.

[@mishalmubarak901]

Somewhere in the sea.. Fish: how to crack every human bone.

[@kennyandproud2999]

Mishal Mubarak that’s DARK

[@Upliftbeast]

I love it!

[@aryamanandhar6179]

shark: *laughs*

[@Plebasaurus5179]

That’s what chiropractors ate for

[@viiiderekae]

Sharks already know how to do that lol.

[@etqn]

i love how shellfish go through so much evolution and develop stronger shells, and humans just go "no."

[@omnimonkey7422]

I just break the shells of with my hands

[@MeanBeanZone]

If we dont eat them some other random animal is going to. And I doubt theyll be as kind and "humane" about it as he was XD

[@piccasobeatd.9264]

It’s there fault for tasting so good

[@goofyahhkidsbruh]

@@piccasobeatd.9264 🤣

[@auraknight98]

@@MeanBeanZone You do know that lobsters are cooked alive right?

[@whippethacreem7299]

Imagine a kid at your school pulls a WHOLE soft shell crab out of their bag and just bites into it.

[@iceberryy.]

Yummy😏

[@crumblemuffin1257]

*PROTEIN*

[@ket451]

but then you hear a crunch.

[@iceberryy.]

@@ket451 oop

[@legaldrugs4618]

No need to imagine

[@haley3592]

idk why but for that past 3 years if not even asmr can’t put me to sleep this video is the only thing that can

[@limesquare1093]

my man murdered the lobster then disassembled him like a lego set

[@RynoESOX]

Frosty Fries_xx nobody cares

[@assass5814]

@@RynoESOX how big are you my friend

[@onemanband1961]

@@cr1spy.s0cks92 yeah I felt the same when my grandma brought a live hen to the house and killed it in the backyard

[@RynoESOX]

Manifest Evil bigger than you in the right spots

[@RynoESOX]

Manifest Evil weeaboo

[@theodorebaleanu]

mike: removing the outer membrane of the geoduck me: he's circumcising it :0

[@naseerwaite333]

🤣🤣💀

[@ivelissefournier6137]

I was searching for your comment. Thank you for this I knew SOMEONE else had to think that

[@david_is_gone138]

Fitzwilliam Fournier Saaame

[@javemascarinas7496]

There are some things you just can't unsee and I hate you.

[@kdr1235]

God foken dahm

[@lorena3490]

I really didn’t ask for this but I’m not complaining

[@deadaccount3859]

ριɳҽαρρʅҽ Ⴆҽαɾ Okay? Cringe...

[@lorena3490]

Kaito pp

[@anishamohanty3287]

I didn't think I'd have any use for these skills cause I don't cook seafood as much but this one time my uncle teased me saying I won't be able to de-shell a crab and I proceeded to show him how to do it😁

[@ferreirahazeldinefabriziog8238]

Crabs: no one can break my armor Humans: crack, it's that easy

[@AJayvern]

Aamey Playz Armour*

[@justsomeguywhosaheroforfun2548]

FrozenStreams Armor*

[@WanderTheNomad]

It's free real estate.

[@justsomeguy1136]

Crabs: 🦀🦀😤🦀🦀

[@mikehawk3120]

*R-more

[@8golong826]

Me at 10 P.M.: "Just one more video" Me at 4 A.M.: "Well, you see, the crab's apron must be removed before the meat can be extracted"

[@oanhnguyen3189]

dear god

[@Oceanrex]

Dear god! You're me! I'm literally watching this at 4:00 am! Edit: It's January 1st, 2021

[@8golong826]

@@Oceanrex RIP, Adobe Flash

[@ricestrange]

Noo it's not like 10 or 5 hours it's like 35 minutes

[@lithixsgaming]

I'm watching this when I need to sleep I need to catch a plane in the morning

[@krisdoesyt2422]

To those who keeps shaming him for killing the lobster that way is to kill it instantly instead of boiling it alive and torturing it that’s why it’s called most humane way to kill it

[@AnnahBrice]

makes you wish he humanely killed the crabs

[@twgever7395]

@@AnnahBrice weren't the crabs already dead? that probably was the reason he introduced the "decaying shellfish meat" only with the lobster.

[@gailenoe3510]

@@twgever7395 some of the crabs were alive, some of them weren't. All of them were boiled nevertheless, alive or dead.

[@twgever7395]

@@gailenoe3510 I don't know, it'd make no sense to reserve the no-pain treatment only to two lobster, and not giving an f about the others, does it?

[@MrSafer]

But they taste that much better when you hear em clang around in the metal pot while they are boiling.

[@honeymoon2766]

This has become one of my all time comfort videos 😂

[@an-9498]

Guy: We are going to kill this lobster in the most humane way as we can Lobster: Watch me clutch in the gulag

[@presidentfool1325]

Hoe Hunter69 he gonna try to clutch against kim jong un

[@hithere4542]

Lyingwarrior That’s a battle I want to see

[@ayoq2daily]

I’ll be there throwing rocks at the wall XD that’s a fight I’d want to see

[@an-9498]

Place your bets ladies and gentlemen

[@hithere4542]

Hoe Hunter69 My money’s on the lobster

[@dezeewezee5198]

Why does the oyster have a band? *WHY DOES THE OYSTER HAVE A BAND* ? CAN THE OYSTER KILL ME? I DONT LIKE THAT

[@avaanibeehre150]

Yes it can kill you

[@MisokoFukumoto]

calamity clam

[@aceisawesome_]

honestly I think it might be so it doesn't open up during transport since being dead means it wom't hold itself shut anymore

[@rama4780]

I think you do,mon

[@munchtuna8926]

Oyster be snapping sassy vibes

[@UmutGl02]

*„These are a west-coast species of crab“* Crab: _starts throwing gang signs_

[@nordttroll7522]

😂😂😂😂

[@ccarefful1289]

lol u are to funny

[@bbygrlll]

🤣🤣🤣

[@adhikaripinki2k8]

Crab: I'm too coo *cracks*

[@zle4]

Lmfao underrated comment

[@losparanoia190]

Half past 3 am and I have never cooked using shellfish, excellent video.