How To Open Every Shellfish | Method Mastery | Epicurious

[@zidvicious6047]

His voice is so relaxing tho. I can listen to him eviscerate sea creatures all day.

[@hamzakamaly4879]

@@koganegawasimp4196 kinky

[@capterson4]

And live ones!

[@joshshobbies4224]

I think all but the ones he cooked were still alive

[@zidvicious6047]

Artsy Sloth Soon-to-be-dead rather.

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

Sounds like the spawn of bob ross, jason, and the little mermaid

[@hadarneu]

He looks like a really nice dude. Really doesn't come off as a cold blooded Shellfish killer.

[@playz4816]

You got me

[@charliesrandomthings5457]

Correct, shellfish are cold blooded. But any food has a weird way of processing it. Beef gets a spike through the skull, chickens get a gun, but they are designed for minimal pain for the animal

[@redactednomad5681]

So he’s not shelfish buh duh pshhh

[@MeltedToast84]

They were already dead 😉

[@antivaxxasaurus]

@@MeltedToast84 did u not see him stab a lobster in the head

[@alecwhatshisname5170]

One brain cell: you've never eaten crab, or lobster. You don't like cooking. You don't like touching raw meat. Other brain cell: They got every type?

[@jesshavok1015]

THIS! -But I have had lobster once. Looks gross, tastes amazing. Like a firm in texture strong flavored fish with butter sauce.

[@Noah-rd8xe]

Exactly

[@stupidboy9944]

I feel attacked

[@Jim-vg3vb]

Lobster/crab is common where I live have had it a lot

[@davidwade3281]

In vegetarian I don’t eat seafood either cuz it makes me nauseous and I lov animals and don’t wanna eat thrm

[@yandenjav9774]

Years of evolution for humanity... Only for us to watch a handsome man become the most feared man across the seas

[@brothernicole3112]

йуандэн джав

[@Weatherbg11]

"become the most feared man across the seas" XD

[@Unstable_Macaroni]

Legend speaks of the great shell whisperer… wait i read that wrong it’s actually shell consumers

[@Determinator21]

He's not handsome

[@yandenjav9774]

@@Determinator21 he is handsome, to me and billions of other people. He is very handsome.

[@thepoisonforcuzco6429]

“Twist until you hear a crack” chiropractors everywhere: correct

[@coolcow5193]

They're fake

[@cadmeianvictory]

@@coolcow5193 chiropractors aren't real?? then who did i go to last month????

[@cadmeianvictory]

@MTF Epsilon-11 “Nine-Tailed Fox” oh my god

[@christianmclean9891]

@@oscarpayne8131 lmao i did ur mom

[@giyuthebutterflyboi9154]

@@christianmclean9891 😂😂 wh- WHY 😂😂. That shouldn’t be funny by put it is lol

[@alyanaK]

I like this guy, he seems to really enjoy what he’s doing.

[@zaryol2338]

yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol

[@zaryol2338]

yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol

[@bwackbeedows3629]

yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he's already done it a million times lol

[@giovannyrojas4879]

yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he’s already done it a million times lol

[@sxheduardo142]

yeah he does enjoy it, but it feels like he’s already done it a million times lol

[@HubbardJROTC]

“Give it a smack, on the fattest part there.” Whatever you say handsome lobster man.

[@rendiina]

LMAOOO

[@vanessalillian719]

Fat Taebooty heheh

[@katiechambers2287]

Hehe I have a similar comment on the fish one. Great minds think alike 😂

[@Hide-xn7yk]

666 likes because this is cursed

[@AK-47__.]

Aidens Toy Room nO

[@gothcsm]

This is like my 10th time coming back to this video for no good reason. It’s just so interesting even though I rarely prepare shellfish for myself unless I go to a boil without things being pre-peeled/prepared.

[@lanciilatte2372]

SAMEE

[@firewolf0065]

Same 😂 I think it's my third time watching this for absolutely no reason

[@littlerayhayrikugaming5006]

Same

[@lilysanders7699]

Same I don’t even eat seafood, but his voice is so calming and it’s so oddly interesting to watch

[@kainecrew]

4 yrs later and I still will just watch this before bed

[@fwyb6574]

I will forever appreciate this man for so calmly telling me how to execute seafood so I can eat it

[@fajaral-fatih7025]

Its seafood, so.... Yeah.

[@kbvse]

yes

[@hynaith6484]

Yesssss

[@Davidpoland2005]

cutting a lobster in half, doom eternal style

[@GustavRex]

@@Davidpoland2005 stolen comment smh

[@Willowposting]

Its always so insane to me how easy to take apart shellfish are. Like, they have shells specifically for protection, but this man is taking apart crabs like they're a Lego set

[@PossGal]

To be fair most fish dont have aposable thumbs that can get under the hinges of the shells where it's nice and weak

[@rangereview4590]

Also if the roles where reversed the lobster wouldn't need a knife to do that

[@lkhdmrtn]

I mean, fish don't have knives specifically to tear apart armor.

[@looksirdroids9134]

With crabs and related things like lobsters, they can choose to detach legs and such anyway as a defence, similar to lizards and their tails, so it makes sense that they are easy to pull apart. You shouldn't find it insane, it's not exactly a secret that they can do this.

[@geesegoose6174]

There's actually plenty of examples, even on land, of exoskeletons or shells being impenetrable until you find the weak spot..

[@iseulfailey7628]

quarantine rlly got me falling in love with a man who taught me how to assassinate a lobster

[@lycheecream_soda]

I’ll love him foreve

[@trackex9783]

I mean its not really an assassination, more like an execution

[@sidneyshipp3632]

honestly same

[@cyphuss1715]

Robert Schlenzer r/wooooosh you missed the joke

[@circle4602]

@@cyphuss1715 r/woooosh you missed the purpose of the subreddit, also stop linking subreddits here

[@Shepard_AU]

31:57 - “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we’ll be showing you how to pick a conch.”

[@deusvult9362]

Brain: Learn to open shellfish Me: Why? Brain: You gotta

[@daisymay6505]

I honestly find this so satisfying and relaxing lol 😌🤔😂

[@fake_nok]

*y o u m u s t*

[@sajche.]

@@daisymay6505 me too lol

[@icronixi8063]

I had to ask Google what a shellfish was...

[@y7952]

Icronixi r u fr?

[@ponticrook8208]

I love how he gave the lobster an ever-so-gentle pat of comfort after he cleaved its skull cleanly in half.

[@alextheferret5674]

Nobody: Free school counselors:

[@ardinaattia8]

It sounds inhumane, but it was quick and painless. The lobster didnt feel a thing.

[@02iscringe55]

make it feel like its safe so he doesnt fight back for an easy kill

[@moo9557]

The reason he put the knife through it's back was to stab through it's brain, killing it instantly.

[@killabomb3186]

Ez kil

[@zerotwo6114]

“It’s just the nervous system reacting” *The lobster swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath*

[@anyisvlogs7400]

O-O

[@mogenoof]

lobster, while wheezing and heaving its chest up and down, fighting for breath: I will find you, human, and I will slaughter everyone you love and care abou- humans: mmm yummy

[@Kid-A2]

^__>

[@tayseerosman2681]

"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD

[@tayseerosman2681]

"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD

[@HybridEqualist]

I dont know why this and the fish video are my comfort videos but whenever I see it recommended i must watch it. Y'all doing some sorcery or something, please more

[@dylancrozier84]

Fun fact, shellfish was once considered food for the extremely poor. There was actually a cookbook with a recipe 'for prisoners only', and it was basically lobster nuggets and dipping sauce

[@givemeyoureggs456]

This is because before the trains and refregerating was invented, lobsters and other shellfish would just die and go baf before reaching further inland, thus reserving it basically to the coastal people

[@meteorytekrenaryte]

"I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist of a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can't get the spices right!"

[@insertcreativeusernamehere4954]

Same thing for caviar

[@vladimir-savage72]

@@meteorytekrenaryte Johnny?" .. Johnny"! .. JOHNNY!!???" Cool I broke his brain"

[@echo-ul8lt]

Yeah and caviar was also served in bars for free and a lot of the time just thrown away

[@MoonBoi101]

This is like a middleschool biology class, everyone's disgusted, confused, horrified, yet extremely invested

[@AriThecraftydragon]

True.

[@jf_kein_k8590]

And for some reason also hungry.

[@calcium7379]

That’s the most factual statement in this comment section

[@myxjoaquin6576]

Yet, extremely invested. You nailed it, my dear

[@supremecud147]

honestly im not disgusted this is cool

[@charliesudderth8733]

Family eating their seafood at restaurant: honey what are you doing? Me while pulling a rolling pin out of no where: gotta get the leg meat out dont worry about it

[@dreamydailine]

HAHAHA YES

[@andrewperez9284]

Haha best comment here!

[@SkarlettesMomma]

Family: what why You: handsome lobster man said so

[@knight-ot3ji]

We all know you got that rolling pin from between your legs

[@charliesudderth8733]

knight 9247 u kinda sounding creepy with that comment bro...

[@taiwandxt6493]

In regards to the mustard of the crab, take what he says of "Don't throw it out" with a grain of salt. While it is definitely delicious, depending on where you are and/or what time of year it is, throwing it out and not eating it is actually the better thing to do. The mustard of the crab can contain pollutants which contain toxins which are heat resistant.

[@quackman]

thanks, I was hoping there'd be more info on what to do with the rest of the mustard.

[@BruceAlarie]

party pooper

[@katierubio7848]

I'm laughing too hard at the comments. Everybody is either disturbed, confused or in love with Mr. lobster opener.

[@impulse-nati0n114]

Exactly 😂

[@naseerwaite333]

💯

[@yue4u4]

Ikr #hypnotised

[@aldwinh9418]

Comment sections are always rowdy and always has different kinds of characters.

[@worldwidephotographystudio4713]

Moan meep

[@limesquare1093]

my man murdered the lobster then disassembled him like a lego set

[@RynoESOX]

Frosty Fries_xx nobody cares

[@assass5814]

@@RynoESOX how big are you my friend

[@onemanband1961]

@@cr1spy.s0cks92 yeah I felt the same when my grandma brought a live hen to the house and killed it in the backyard

[@RynoESOX]

Manifest Evil bigger than you in the right spots

[@RynoESOX]

Manifest Evil weeaboo

[@christianbaker2755]

My dude is doing beautiful knife work and butchery and y’all give him the worlds second smallest cutting board. Clutch.

[@urban_gse_]

Lol

[@panzerkampwagen.iiiausf.j1112]

@Sophia Orino *me using nasa's radar dish to find who the hell asked*

[@yeye1031]

Sophia Orino that's sooo crazy bruh cuz u didn't ask

[@kingglidor6960]

@@yeye1031 uhh

[@kingglidor6960]

@@panzerkampwagen.iiiausf.j1112 Well it found me

[@petezahutt4859]

8:08 “If anything appears to be moving, that’s just freshness!” -Sea Captain

[@nickdechiaro7905]

nobody: This man: casually eats the entire cast of Spongebob in half an hour

[@dasutanehineri]

considering its called the krusty krab and some crabs are cannibals....i don't think mr krabs is too unhappy about that.

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

@@dasutanehineri I never wanted to know that my boss eats his own kind

[@dasutanehineri]

@@spongebobsquarepants8403 too bad. he's also wanted for tax evasion and war crimes. did you know that eugene krabs isn't his real name? what kind of crab would name themselves krabs? its a fake name.

[@shieldde6209]

@@dasutanehineri Krabs was his family name

[@user-oe2ip3xm4u]

I swear this would be 10 times better if u remove nobody and the colon after man

[@schnoz1994]

Instructions not clear, lobster has learned how to hold a knife and is holding me and my family hostage.

[@wyntryx7977]

hey bro you good now

[@yesofcourse3972]

@@wyntryx7977 i think tables changed, and lobster had a great dinner tonight

[@wonderstruck2878]

@@yesofcourse3972 r/cursedcomments

[@FunkyLizard_LookatHim]

F

[@dcabral2585]

@@Ech01 no

[@happycampers2005]

Did I search for this? No. Did I end up watching the whole thing? Yes.

[@Zikeal-d4l]

Are you funny? No.

@@Zikeal-d4l damn, wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

[@account-rx7xb]

@clean sardine i just had a stroke reading ur comment

[@Zikeal-d4l]

@@account-rx7xb hahaha

[@tossicamckinnon]

@@account-rx7xb if you actually read it, you wouldve known that the sentence is actually correct.

[@gabekeliinoi3969]

I love that you mention killing it in the most humane way possible, I know a lot of people think that they can’t feel pain and then just cook it alive, but certain studies have suggested they do feel pain however different it is from our pain. Plus there’s no harm in killing it before cooking

[@UmutGl02]

*„These are a west-coast species of crab“* Crab: _starts throwing gang signs_

[@nordttroll7522]

😂😂😂😂

[@ccarefful1289]

lol u are to funny

[@bbygrlll]

🤣🤣🤣

[@adhikaripinki2k8]

Crab: I'm too coo *cracks*

[@zle4]

Lmfao underrated comment

[@ferreirahazeldinefabriziog8238]

Crabs: no one can break my armor Humans: crack, it's that easy

[@AJayvern]

Aamey Playz Armour*

[@justsomeguywhosaheroforfun2548]

FrozenStreams Armor*

[@WanderTheNomad]

It's free real estate.

[@justsomeguy1136]

Crabs: 🦀🦀😤🦀🦀

[@mikehawk3120]

*R-more

[@missjakson9028]

Crabs : develop a strong body armour to deflict predators Human: "and we'll snap that right off"

[@sirpieman300]

Humans: and we took that personaly

[@AllThePeppermint]

The joys of opposable thumbs!

[@alsiredwood5642]

Aye you gave me a good chuckle with that one-

[@madisonbrown4367]

It’s the thumbs. Separates us from them

[@Toasteeei]

@@madisonbrown4367 our thumbs also separates them from themselves

[@staridragonianfirsthunter9113]

What I learned: Lobster leg meat is fun and easy. Crawfish head juices are delicious. European flats taste like batteries. Geoducks are unique. Sea urchin roe sacks are super delicious.

[@alvin4781]

This man: "when i prepare shellfish i like to have 3 knives with me" *Proceeds showing the entire arsenal of USA weapons*

[@Biohacker777]

Ikr who has blue flashlight in their kitchen

[@kurtzcharlatan5368]

@Davxnte he has 3 knives

[@toastedkidd592]

You might have missed it but he also has weapons of war crimes

[@cleetuschan6906]

Toasted Kidd For shellfish >:]

[@mpxlflow]

Underated comment right here

[@nicotyne8383]

This dude really did a doom eternal glory kill on that lobster

[@Cat-Luck]

Xd

[@talk1425]

Finally someone said it

[@tomtomtom6970]

I rewatched like 15 times

[@femininedroid]

@@Cat-Luck YOURE WRONG FOR THATTTT I FELT SO BAD WHEN HE DID THAT

[@edbrixkhanmuksan4972]

@@femininedroid dude if your sensitive to this type of content then dont watch it

[@kristijanoros7208]

Shellfish: NOO! YOU CANT JUST EAT US! WE EVOLVED FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS TO BE HARD TO EAT! Humans: haha shell go slurp slurp

[@henrymunafo8207]

We are gods of our environment, sucks for them they shoulda adapted quicker. Yum.

[@PieIsGud2808]

Mmmm, crack crack slurp slurp *yüm*

[@kolorless-cat]

You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars

[@PieIsGud2808]

Humans: haha mars water go sploosh sploosh

[@kristijanoros7208]

@@PieIsGud2808 i think it's more like: haha big gun go pew pew

[@kimia1664]

It's crazy to me how these animals developed defense tactics, quills, and hard shells to protect themselves, and with very little meat inside they're obviously designed not to be eaten and humans are still like 🤤🤤🤤😁

[@frisky_dart7273]

People have been eating shellfish since they were cavemen. Go back to school please

[@kimia1664]

@@frisky_dart7273 I didn't say the opposite of that. Read your own reply again.

[@jesseyu162]

@@frisky_dart7273 I think you might need to go back to English class

[@mariscostumes3815]

I mean obviously they're not designed to be eaten they're prey animals, they kinda do that for that reason 😂 But I get what your saying

[@ultranecrozma7449]

If they didn’t want to be eaten then they shouldn’t have evolved to be so tasty!

[@iittledog2419]

Teacher: What did you do in quarantine? Me: It's complicated.

[@BlindedMan]

"Nothing much, just casually opened every shell fish in my house."

[@dane2452]

Solviet cat not really

[@KurRanze]

"Fap"

[@elchuzalongo4339]

@@KurRanze a lot

[@brunobucciarati834]

@@KurRanze ora

[@kishosuke]

Everyone gangsta til the crawfish catches you slippin’ in the bathroom.

[@Its.teennn]

😂😂😂

[@jelfishery]

Everybody gangsta ‘till you see a crawfish-shaped paralysis demon in your room

[@SaraAguilar-zf7vm]

Lol

[@beezaray4130]

Aw it was at 666 :(

[@ThA_ArTT]

XZAR_3 シ 😂😂😂😂word

[@himalilycp]

"It's just a clam. Don't let its appearance deter you." "C O C K L E"

[@only1613]

Hey hey calm down🤣🤣🤣

[@amielmariealcantara2184]

Was just about to comment, why would you put cockle after the geoduck?

[@unpreparednaivechild-insho1504]

@@amielmariealcantara2184 “C O C K L E”

[@victory8992]

Time stamp?

[@himalilycp]

@@victory8992 29:22

[@bluegoo3159]

Omg this is hilarious, we’re like animals literally telling each other these cool tricks we found to help us get to food better. Like we’re just excited to share knowledge as a species and that’s so cute.

[@Someone-sq8im]

Yeah!

[@millianarakuzen]

Seems like something an alien would said 🤨

[@GhostStarly]

@@millianarakuzen BRO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LMFAO

[@glitchy3963]

We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn

[@glitchy3963]

We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn

[@nathanmai2817]

Imagine eating lobster at dinner and someone whips out a rolling pin

[@elix-hi2742]

I feel bad for laughing.

[@Buckheimer]

And hits you with it for throwing out the legs

[@SeventhEve]

If you're eating a whole lobster at dinner, just suck on the ends.

[@lermink]

oh, I have seen lobster die hards bring their own rolling pin eating at a lobster shack in coastal mass.

[@shiina_mahiru_9067]

i will give him a chopstick instead, that normally suffices

[@8golong826]

Me at 10 P.M.: "Just one more video" Me at 4 A.M.: "Well, you see, the crab's apron must be removed before the meat can be extracted"

[@oanhnguyen3189]

dear god

[@Oceanrex]

Dear god! You're me! I'm literally watching this at 4:00 am! Edit: It's January 1st, 2021

[@8golong826]

@@Oceanrex RIP, Adobe Flash

[@ricestrange]

Noo it's not like 10 or 5 hours it's like 35 minutes

[@lithixsgaming]

I'm watching this when I need to sleep I need to catch a plane in the morning

[@AudTheGod]

WHEN RESTAURANTS DONT REMOVE THE “VEIN” FROM THE SHRIMP WHICH IS LITERALLY THE POOP SAC IT PISSES ME OFF

[@landenallen1994]

Yep

[@NNabawiYT]

when they discard the head of shrimp and lobster which is literally delicious it pisses me off :v

[@alexandragarlyn4860]

It’s a poop sack? I thought it added EXTRA FLAVOR.

[@alexandragarlyn4860]

Chill Boi idk man

[@MychMych1]

@@platinumentity4861 i like them poop sacs

[@ivanscottw]

About oysters : Here in France, we do not keep the initial "juice" (which is essentially sea water or whatever type of water it has spent the few several days or weeks) but we rather discard it. We then lay the oyster flat and a second juice will appear which is much tastier and will also make the oyster meat more firm.

[@sentientfrowner7428]

So kinda like that ketchup precum?

[@ivanscottw]

@@sentientfrowner7428 you could something like that, yes !

[@a-ghost-named-Anna]

In Atlantic Canada we always eat our oysters raw, and we *never* get rid of the water. It’s truly the best part.

[@ZeroTheOtter]

@@sentientfrowner7428 you can say that, but don’t say that ever again.

[@ultranecrozma7449]

@@sentientfrowner7428Are you going to pay for the therapy of everyone who had to read that?

[@Angaraman]

I feel like whoever first thought of eating a sea urchin must have been really, REALLY hungry.

[@littledebbie8107]

😂

[@samuraijackoff5354]

The first guy to drink a cow’s milk must have had a fetish or was really thirsty.

[@dasdovian7785]

Good thing too because it's delicious

[@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree]

In my country, whenever we go to the beach, those who are capable would dive and get some sea urchins then share it with everyone. I don't like raw meat so I don't eat it but it's nice to see everyone enjoying it. I don't get why people like it tho. It looks unappetizing to me.

[@the-caz-5556]

@@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree which country? Cause if i go some day I really wanna do that

[@DogeDogeriffic]

I’m so happy there’s no more annoying audience sounds whenever the names of the shellfish came on. I’m glad the editor learned from their mistake(s)

[@CK_limbo]

Ngl I feel alone without the studio audience

[@TheRealNeck0]

Yeah like that fruit video. The dude: This is a apple. Audience: Ohhhhhhhhh... Wooooooowwwwwwwww!!!! Oooooooooooo!!!! 👁️👄👁️

[@theghattlings8995]

Kurogane -sensei in the fruit version of this, there were annoying audience noises

[@RedMaster_V2]

8:05 *CRUNCH*

[@spxzzo]

“You want to kill in the most humane way possible” smites the lobster with the power of the sun

[@aquilad.perera9683]

LMAO😂😂😂

[@ihuboo6244]

Imagine standing infront of the lobster and seeing it die like that. That is not humane. That was psychotic murder

[@spxzzo]

Actually it is humane regardless of the implied force. Look at me using big words whoah

[@valeriemd3198]

ihuboo 1. That’s not what psychotic means 2. Cooking them alive is far less inhumane

[@elsnocc6572]

@@ihuboo6244 what do you want the cook to do? Shoot it in the head? Boil it alive? There is no better way to kill the thing

[@frgal1336]

31:46 ‘you just wanna sort of tap, slightly’ *SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM*

[@foxcrazy6280]

I mean wouldn't you expect a conch shell to be hard

[@biggerbrain1823]

When this guy goes to the ocean, the crabs really start running

[@diobrando8992]

THE FIRST COMMENT OF A MASSIVELY LIKED AND REPLIED COMMENT

[@diobrando8992]

Also that made me laugh too hard.

[@melissat7993]

Lmao, that made me laugh way more than it should’ve 😂

[@Crabby.R6]

I can confirm I do run away

[@onlyvirly2c]

Lol

[@keiishere511]

Lobster : " oh nice there's something on my back, probably a human hand trying to place me back in the wa- *AHHHH* "

[@sfr2107]

😂😂

[@trollgawd741]

That got dark very fast

[@emilefragz1885]

Genuinely had me laughing

[@DogFace_3000]

Crack

[@kweendupingwin6283]

C R O N C H

[@cactuskaktus6734]

“We’re gonna kill the lobster in the most humane way possible” F I N I S H H I M

[@tmoc888]

*F A T A L I T Y*

[@Rant.t24]

@@tmoc888 i was jsut about to say that aha

[@pinky-lemon171]

*GAME!*

[@danielgeraghty2136]

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!

[@squidestra9815]

*REMATCH?*

[@bepsibev]

I think I’ve watched this video 5 times because I think that watching a pro go at it is so satisfying and makes it look easier than it probably is also some of these shellfish I had never even heard of until I watched this

[@eternalmiasma5586]

Mom: baby, you look tired? What time did you go to bed? Me: mom you don’t understand, you have to pull outwards to get the lobster tail out

[@jacksoncasper8428]

Son, why aren’t you asleep? “Dad, the trick is to jam it in the back, and wiggle wiggle wiggle until you get a pop”

[@dooper264]

@@jacksoncasper8428 Dad: I know, how else do you think you were born?

[@ToxicSkull0]

Grandma: Why are you awake? Me: I know how to crack open shellfish now Grandma: Same

[@NathenHodge]

i’m never going to do this but i’m watching lmao

[@yrinx]

@@ToxicSkull0 your joke was awful💀😭

[@sama.6173]

He is so professional. He didn't even make one Geoduck joke

[@edwardthestupid7704]

People: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@chantelledeschamps1811]

I didnt know what you were talking about till i got to the part☠☠☠

[@DrSlick]

Probably because he's made all the geoduck jokes.

[@faith9196]

I was wondering what you meant by this until I got to that part and my jaw dropped

[@Ogknav]

He's pretty aware though. Stating not to let its appearance deter you from trying one.

[@m0th.lxvrrr]

Him: *Assassinating a lobster* The music: *Let's get funky*

[@Mr._funny2006]

He also killed a scallop

[@swayzeetheking]

Begone gacha channel

[@samfriendsyt1353]

LOL

[@swayzeetheking]

@@swagman_2226 begone small infant

[@Lemon-kd4gk]

I was smiling after he killed it

[@lolyea]

I dont know if its just because i love and adore seafood, but i always find myself coming back to this and the fileting fish video (which coincidentally is hosted by the same person) a few times a year

[@emsmnms3507]

i cant believe someone looked at sea urchins and just thought “how do i eat that?”

[@kleverstudios]

you’re not yourself when you’re hungry

[@Pink_celeb420]

@@kleverstudios 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was brilliant!!!

[@kleverstudios]

Shannille Carter thank you thank you

[@chaosbetta1667]

when theyre in spawning season sometimes they just leak roe when you pick them up lol

[@chaos5917]

You can eat anything if you’re brave enough

[@kai.-.299]

sleep? no watching a 30 minute video of a random man open every shellfish? Y E S

[@tasiepolegaming100yearsago3]

So true 😸

[@shadowwarriorshockwave3281]

Accuracy 100

[@julianhering4194]

Who Just Said my name

[@GoofyGoober4432]

@@julianhering4194 ???

[@julianhering4194]

@@GoofyGoober4432 what?

[@some_lettuce471]

I am not a chef, I hate cooking, and I’m allergic to seafood. Yet I watched this entire video and thoroughly enjoyed it. 10/10

[@arolemaprarath6615]

I was allergic to octopus and squids but I was delighted if seeing them. After forcing of eating them, I became immune to it

[@Tunasandwich793]

@@arolemaprarath6615 bro straight up said "no" to allergies 💀

[@threshgotico4081]

@@Tunasandwich793 "Allergies rate dropped to 0%"

[@Tunasandwich793]

@@threshgotico4081 new achievement "how did we get here?"

[@simplesimon8255]

I'm allergic to you

[@thecrystaltide3757]

Fish: we just need 3 knives Shellfish: welcome, to the a r m o r y

[@Ravierave]

Shellfish: *evolve over billions of years to be difficult to eat* Humans: *Yüm*

[@vinny912]

Raven Horan looool

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

How does an animal evolve? Edit: *says who is always taught the same topics in schools over the years*

[@markelsalamat4689]

@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 survival of the fittest.

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

@@markelsalamat4689 what does that meannnnnnn

[@gotya2624]

Marilou Flake Stardust did you go to school?

[@K1llswitchkat]

geoduck: *exists* me internally: stop laughing, stop laughing, stop laughing.

[@iiisopureiii4855]

You mean PP

[@JoyceGoff]

They took his fore skin...

[@alecedgerly1277]

@Corndogs I kept it in until the next one he did was “cockle” and then like the child that I am I totally lost it

[@apixhat]

Never have I ever thought that a shellfish would be bigger than me

[@tony_5156]

J o y c e V l o g s it really be like that?

[@BCFL69]

Preps geoduck “don’t let the appearance deter you, it’s just a clam” Very next shellfish: *COCKLE*

[@cherutorono]

Lmaaaao

[@gamerkidonplaystation8223]

I was thinking the same thing

[@zamzaddy8535]

Go’s knew what he was doin

[@nadinehoogenboezem4798]

Shell fish like oysters are also freaky

[@Shogunyancoill]

The names should switch lol

[@call_me_ping]

I love watching this guy's videos idk why but they're my comfort videos

[@Maza945]

Mike: "Currently they are out of season, so we have a frozen sofshell crab..." *dramatic violin* GORDON: "FOOK ME"

[@R.2b]

Half life ?

[@barrada9893]

@@R.2b gordon ramsey

[@usernotSID]

Fresh Frozen

[@heroman-cd3be]

“Fhuck meih”

[@mugpad8269]

FOOOK OFF FOCK MEE DONKEY!

[@hackerhacker-ms2wy]

Shellfish: have evolved to be hard to eat and resilient. Humans: here is how to kill, dissect, and prepare all shellfish for eating.

[@mikehazike5040]

Shellfish: *confused blub blub*

[@tinkywinky6279]

2020: *shellfish are tired of this so they start skinning and eating humans* “Yummy”

[@gab7506]

@@tinkywinky6279 goddammnit july

[@dabonkus]

@@tinkywinky6279 july, goddammit!

[@FordTraverse]

Hemmar

[@overtonwindowshopper]

It’s such a relief to see someone who actually knows how to shuck an oyster. I’ve seen some truly wild techniques in my travels lol (and consumed a lot of shell bits as a result)

[@haunteddestiny312]

Extra calcium.

[@snoote533]

​@@haunteddestiny312 Exactly as I thought 💀

[@gothcsm]

How did you see people trying to shuck them? Im curious now lmao

[@pinkhoodieguy7703]

​@@gothcsmblunt force trauma

[@madammonarch1]

do tell! I love hearing weird ways people have opened oysters!

[@thanosdevito]

The fanfare every time you pull out another specimen is excellent. 🏆Crustacean obtained!🏆

[@miki_the_little198]

„kill it the most humane way possible” lobster: „My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials! Can you say the same?”

[@jessguinn]

For some reason I didn’t think I’d find a fellow Elder Scrolls fan yet here we are lol

[@TheJaeMan]

👏

[@muffinmmm7236]

@@jessguinn i love oblivion and skyrim

[@Whiterun-guard9]

I felt that

[@alhariri82]

@GD JackAttack no its only 2

[@mishalmubarak901]

Somewhere in the sea.. Fish: how to crack every human bone.

[@kennyandproud2999]

Mishal Mubarak that’s DARK

[@Upliftbeast]

I love it!

[@aryamanandhar6179]

shark: *laughs*

[@Plebasaurus5179]

That’s what chiropractors ate for

[@viiiderekae]

Sharks already know how to do that lol.

[@nori633]

"I'm going to kill the lobster in the most humane way possible" *brings* *down* *the* *wrath* *of* *Odin* *upon* *it*

[@MeetYourDarkSide]

His ancestors were smiling down at him, Imperial. Can you say the same?

[@fuck_ya_life_bing_bong_]

Daimean Martinez “What in oblivion is that”

[@kimroe2009]

I'm reading this comment at the time he said it 😂

[@raymondgrover2795]

Suejo Buejo if the water is already boiling they will die instantly as soon as it touches their brain

[@keriblessing-lindsey5225]

Lobster got bodied

[@ManduhPanduh17]

This was extremely satisfying. Now I know. 🙂 Thank youuu. Love how your talking isn't excessive or boring. Your whole video was smooth.

[@mxsdrago]

"the head of the crab is here, and it has a bunch of organs that we wont be eating today" ... today?

[@stephengell]

Lol 😂

[@0HizzaH0]

Well... Life takes many twists, today the world may be ending, but maybe tomorrow you want to eat crab organs. You never know.

[@FoggyCottageDweller]

Kani or crab miso uses the innards of the crab. And some folks eat it with rice lol.

[@grubhub3933]

Mike Leslie times get desperate

[@SakuraGurl808]

Well they are edible technically, some just prefer not to eat them. It’s like a cow, some people like steak and beef but prefer not eat tripe which is made from the stomach lining of the cow. It’s about appeal and preference.

[@friedroll]

I think it’s kinda weird how all of these intricate steps to cooking this seafood came from somebody looking at a crab and going, “damn ngl that looks kinda tasty”

[@thebeast5215]

Truee

[@bugsauce2261]

*Everything's tasty if you're hungry enough.*

[@CT-1975]

Imagine the guy doin that to a f$ckin geoduck

[@patmurph7769]

@@bugsauce2261 true for everything especially highly radioactive newly formed corium.

[@Maverickthegoof]

@@patmurph7769 I mean, it do kinda look good tho.

[@Reine_Doctobre]

Someone really stared at a sea urchin and thought: "there's somethin in there"

[@m4x358]

Hunger

[@aussiedabirb8383]

Hey if you were desperate enough you would eat anything

[@graces.4523]

Sea otters

[@wslaxmiddy]

And I want it in my mouth

[@zakdejongh9967]

😂😂😂

[@nothanks3220]

Every time I’m having trouble sleeping, I pull up this video. Something about his voice is so soothing and knocks me out. I also watch the “mixing every cocktail” vid when even this vid can’t get me to sleep.

[@solostrings4056]

My brain: “you gotta learn how to open shellfish.” Me: “why-“ My brain: *you gotta*

[@Gio-ew7uu]

Hahahahaha dead😂

[@paradoxtimechamber5863]

Good copy paste hollow brain guy

[@solostrings4056]

I didnt copy and paste this. Did you see it somewhere else or something?

[@delstanoffsky1130]

True

[@alekitik1016]

Actually, we did not really learn it , we watched it for fun

[@totalitya4503]

No one: Me at 3AM: Yeah I’ll spend half an hour watching a dude break open some shells

[@imgoodatflute6033]

Me rn lmao

[@shiroismynam3698]

Me to 😂🙂

[@mishbishmashpotatoes8463]

Exactly what I'm doing and I'm thinking why tho. I will NEVER do this but its so interesting 😅

[@alexmunoz9367]

Lmao me rn

[@TheDoodlespherezz]

Fool,its 10 pm for me. Why am i watching this--

[@LzyLzr]

Mom: no! You can’t watch this video for the 11th time! Me: haha sea bug go kronch

[@LiliLawless]

Mwuhahahaa! Thanks for making me laugh 🤣

[@SorrowBell]

🤣😂

[@PrincessofKeys]

What is this meme lol I like it whatever its called I've seen it in some places

[@delivered3873]

Princess of Keys it’s the stonks meme

[@swaggy117]

Me seeing them all being cut: panik also me feeling better that they are good: kalm also also me seeing the lobster be killed: PANIK

[@linsaangs]

friends and i literlty watch this constantly in a 10-20 person discord call happy new year

[@vittoriavittory]

nobody: my mind at 4 am: lets watch how to open every shellfish

[@jareynyamaguchi6151]

Honestly😂😂

[@anitapea8567]

Literally same

[@laurenallison9391]

Same🙃🤣🤣

[@ncjordan8687]

2:38 am for me

[@jaguarchoir]

Literally me rn

[@superbloxian502]

"We're gonna kill it in the most humane way possible" Brings down the force of a thousand suns

[@spookyboivilla5386]

Now that’s a comment

[@SetuwoKecik]

Reminds me of Imperialdramon Paladin Mode

[@PraiseIveys]

“Blood for the blood god!”

[@Randommovementsyt]

Killing is never the humane way

[@SetuwoKecik]

@@Randommovementsyt btw plants also have souls.

[@ajdamore94]

Logic really knows his sea creatures

[@sexyseal3146]

I really hate how I thought that first thing two

[@bananaslip6525]

this is underrated

[@noahpaul3261]

Man he needs to release a fish rap album

[@smallcaterpillars]

Bobby is that you?

[@spasplash156]

Racist

[@Free_Flowing_Anxiety]

Watching anyone with a passion info dump on their passion is so relaxing and interesting to me, especially if that passion is something I never would have learned about on my own.

[@whitevan9818]

Shellfish: ahh yes millions of years for these adaptation Humans: so just cut this and open this

[@CBRN-115]

Shell, meet steel

[@gcorvette84]

steel, meet fire

[@andrewrivera8651]

fire, meet water

[@CaffeAmericanoIsMyKryptonite]

😂😂😂

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5825]

water, meet hydration

[@crow__bar]

What mad lad took a look at a sea urchin and thought to himself "That thing is hiding something delicious, I just know it"

[@akazaz]

considering we’re also the ones who bred plants for centuries just to make spinach, i’m not surprised

[@asdasfaasfasfas4642]

I bet that is the same person who look at the durian and think it is hiding something. And also the one who discover honey.

[@henkcement9249]

What mad lad took a look at a cow and thought to himself "i wanna taste that nipplejuice"

[@onemilkpercent5957]

What type of person saw snails, ate them, and was like "this is really good" gave it a fancy name and started selling it like a delicacy

[@notkerrystolcenberg]

Otters!

[@trainerlsw]

I wasn’t expecting that finisher on the lobster.

[@KraidTheSpacePirate]

Mortal epicurious

[@kerbaltubehd5737]

Doom glory kill

[@flannelpillowcase6475]

public execution

[@siuuuuuuu4454]

Lobster stood no chance

[@shingoblin4218]

My guy pulled a hit man execution on that lobster 8:02

[@Cody-nr2nx]

😭💀💀😭😭

[@Menacing-Mercy]

Imagine a kid at your school pulls a WHOLE soft shell crab out of their bag and just bites into it.

[@iceberryy.]

Yummy😏

[@crumblemuffin1257]

*PROTEIN*

[@ket451]

but then you hear a crunch.

[@iceberryy.]

@@ket451 oop

[@legaldrugs4618]

No need to imagine

[@itsbrewsky5519]

Shellfish: *Evolve to be as inconvenient to eat and have as little edible meat as possible.* Humans: "I require your flesh."

[@ceviroho8682]

we evolve to eat them

[@muncchi939]

this is gold

[@pusteblume4302]

Any animal: Exists Humans: M M M H M E A T

[@chichan4461]

"When you least expect it there will be a crawfish waiting there for you" Me: turns around to the other side of my bed while watching this Crawfish: *hello*

[@cphang6863]

Crawfish immediately gets cooked and eaten.

[@c0smecc]

Noble Six how is that racist?

[@JVCS-b6z]

@Noble Six the problem is that youre extremely delusional :D

[@silliestperson]

Lol

[@silliestperson]

Because it is, diii !

[@honeymoon2766]

This has become one of my all time comfort videos 😂

[@theodorebaleanu]

mike: removing the outer membrane of the geoduck me: he's circumcising it :0

[@naseerwaite333]

🤣🤣💀

[@ivelissefournier6137]

I was searching for your comment. Thank you for this I knew SOMEONE else had to think that

[@david_is_gone138]

Fitzwilliam Fournier Saaame

[@javemascarinas7496]

There are some things you just can't unsee and I hate you.

[@kdr1235]

God foken dahm

[@samu_cornia9991]

That lobster was like: "aye bruh watchu doing with that knife ova there"

[@Abyzzol]

“Ay yo watch yo knife, watch yo knife bro WATCH YO KNI-“

[@micleenis4090]

Abyzzol *Cracking and Cutting noises* *Silence*

[@ok-eb5ly]

*dead silence*

[@teresaannmarie1473]

o k pun intended? Lol

[@sk-xg7re]

My time has come

[@Anonymous-sg6ph]

31:45 "You're gonna want to just tap.. slightly.." *CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK*

[@TheTyrantKingOG]

I found one of these at the beach the other day

[@losparanoia190]

Half past 3 am and I have never cooked using shellfish, excellent video.

[@saturnfour]

the fact that i’ll watch a 40 minute video on disassembling every shellfish but cant sit in a 15 minute zoom call

[@endyanadawnn9925]

Didn't notice i happily watched a 37min video at all hahaha

[@divinitylain7790]

@@endyanadawnn9925 samee

[@w3jd4n]

y’all classes only 15 mins???

[@saturnfour]

@@w3jd4n the short ones lol my normal ones are an hour and a half

[@w3jd4n]

@@saturnfour wow 1.5 hr? i take back what i said, ours are 0.5 hr

[@user-gv7px1dt9g]

29:20: enjoy it raw, don’t let its appearance deter you not even 5 seconds later: cockle

[@pandasplayhouse9143]

Yeeeaaah, uh-huh, sure, that wasn't awkward at all, lol!

[@alvinjunior5426]

LMAO it should’ve been named cockle-

[@6feetapartor6feetunder78]

@@alvinjunior5426 #innuendocity

[@alvinjunior5426]

@Defrank Kids mhm and I lies right between my legs :)

[@slytherinbabe9123]

@@alvinjunior5426 😑🤢🤢

[@umwhat2024]

The funny part is that he probably expected the comments to be like asking questions and stuff but it's just a bunch of sleep deprived internet goers.

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

I'm not sure what else you expect. These are your average internet citizens

[@kyrosanimates4830]

I mean yeah it is 2am

[@sophia6624]

@@kyrosanimates4830 4:16am right now for me 😭✋🏼

[@angelasue221]

@@sophia6624 3:03 AM for me. sPoOkY hOuR aNd gOoD fOr cLiCkbAiT

[@AlternateKek]

how did you know...

[@haley3592]

idk why but for that past 3 years if not even asmr can’t put me to sleep this video is the only thing that can