30 Absurd Would I Lie to You? Tales | Volume.1 | Would I Lie to You?

[@SvenElven]

35:16 - The face of Keeley Hawes realizing she underestimated Kevin Bridges 😂 The Bulgarian Horse story will always be my favorite moment on Wilty (together with Bob Mortimer's best bits).

[@brelshar4968]

Keely Hawes.. absolute bombshell, beautiful woman.

[@cmtippens9209]

I am hearing the horse story for the 2nd time and I am wheezing with laughter. 🤣 Again! Just watching David trying to get the facts straight ("...extortionate rate...") and Lee convulsed on the desk would almost have you believing it couldn't possibly be true. But good on him for sticking with it to the end. 😂 One of the funniest segments I've seen on WILTY. 😆

[@bcaye]

And trading a car for some nice tapas.

[@PuraVidaExpeditionsCr]

James Acaster has some really great stories too

[@D-phrag]

Actually the Bulgarian horse story is quite plausible if it happened somewhere in early 90s, as the exchange rate would be 1 GBP for 38 BGN. And people would sell anything just to get some stable currency in cash.

[@pkaz91]

Carrying on the timestamps for each bit beyond the chapters: 1:02:29 - Violent dreams 1:06:40 - Smell dead flies 1:10:34 - Building for lunch 1:14:26 - Dumped for a fall 1:16:56 - Stuck in a cot 1:19:48 - Drying system 1:23:59 - Sacked for accents 1:28:20 - Hypnotist fix fix 1:33:52 - Pogo stick lockdown aid 1:38:19 - Orchidometer possesion 1:42:41 - Skull rum 1:45:58 - Ironing bread 1:50:45 - Postman's finger 1:54:00 - Trouser pie 1:58:27 - Nettle school skip 2:01:40 - Banker buried badger

[@charlied3189]

Legend

[@332tube]

Thank you sir

[@necymamaril3735]

The humor never fades away no matter how many times I watched WILTY. The comedians are legendary! Thanks for keeping it coming !

[@biocode4478]

Except when they are unhinged like that lady who fired her assistant after sending him into a burning house

[@jimjam7830]

Lee Mack and David Mitchel are the perfect polar opposite comedy pair.

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

@@biocode4478 You mean Sharon Osbourne? {:o:O:}

[@biocode4478]

@@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 obviously

[@fariadworld446]

I remember this eps,, all of the sudden Brain became a comdie

[@ThisIsMeUK]

2 hours of content I’ve seen hundreds of times before, but will absolutely watch it again, thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[@LPKelly380]

Ah, I see we’re living the same life 😁. Stay legendary 😎

[@ThisIsMeUK]

@@LPKelly380 Clearly we’re winners!!! 😂😂

[@comedancing]

Same here. Never get bored with WILTY.

[@Dzokhar]

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[@kristapsmuravjovs7061]

Absolutely agreed - WILTY, QI and 8 out of 10 cats does countdown are so brilliant, I've seen some episodes/moments more times than I can count.

[@rocksnrolls]

I absolutely love the combination of Lee Mack and David Mitchell. It's crazy how well they work together in this duo

[@mrfivelive]

trio...

[@rocksnrolls]

@@mrfivelive trio is 3... I'm talking about 2... why?

[@yomnaossama3592]

I will say this for all my life " BEST CASTING EVER LEE & DAVID"

[@88mellina]

I've seen every episode of WILTY and the Kevin Bridges buying a horse story is probably my favourite single story of the whole show. But Bob Mortimer is probably the best guest, just a wild ride every time he's on.

[@CaptainSpock1701]

I absolutely agree. Well summed up.

[@boredtrooper]

Yep, I'll second that!

[@burimsaliji23]

I'm with you on that one,also every bob mortimer story 😂😂 I love it

[@MelissaThompson432]

Kevin's horse story is very much like a Bob Mortimer story.

[@tompayne3255]

The story is brilliant but for me there are two contenders for best story! One has to be Lee's BERMUDA girlfriend and the other is Bob's gulf stream story!

[@Gray.12]

8:31 The way Bob says "yeah~~" had me 🤣 I've rewatched this many times and there's still something new that gets you 😂

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

"BOB, Keep it light!!" 😅

[@MrGBH]

Everybody trying to get Brian Blessed to slow down and instantly giving up was hilarious

[@billyaustin5317]

27:47 Probably the greatest story in the history of the show. Kevin Bridges clearly went to the Bob Mortimer school of lying - turn the story into absolute chaos and they will never believe it

[@missmeppsie3389]

"This is a counterfeit horse. It was just two guys in a costume?" 😂

[@ritageorge8748]

Even I think it's a lie&, om on his team

[@missmeppsie3389]

@@ritageorge8748 Hands down the best line. 😂😂

[@marvinmeeker5765]

In the states we call it a ‘side horse.’ It stands about 5 feet high (adjustable), 4 or 5 feet long and about 15 inches wide. For vaulting my school used a mini-tramp, although proper gymnasts used the springboard.

[@willowmoon7173]

When jo says "you cant muck about" when talking about someone parking for him one of my favourite moments cos you can tell how uptight he is about it 😂

[@kristapsmuravjovs7061]

Besides Lee's and David's ridiculous stories, Bob Mortimer has got to be my absolute favorite. The absurdity of his stories and the way he tells them is just so brilliant, I wish we had more of him on WILTY.

[@97texascat]

And it always seems to be true

[@denzilmupetami]

That Kevein Bridges story never gets old!

[@kevinfairclough4619]

Surely the best comedy panel show ever. I could listen to the regular panellists all day, but Brian Blessed is an all-time favourite person for me. I wish we heard more from him.

[@moirasoma2863]

No one is better at absurd stories than Bob Mortimer. Legend.

[@marvinmeeker5765]

He tells good stories. I like Greg Davies.

[@Bigk-ft8nq]

As someone who lives in Bulgaria I knew instantly the horse story would be true hahahaha

[@332tube]

Why?, are horse rentals and sales on the street common?

[@Bigk-ft8nq]

@@332tube not common but with the gypsies living here and the stuff you see going on over on the coast especially. It wasn't a surprise to me at all that it was true haha.

[@mrrrrr5158]

​@332tube they are indeed

[@johnahearn7964]

Okay, you’ve sold me on Bulgaria for 2025!!

[@bumbaaclaaat2866]

​@@johnahearn7964Neigh It's sold us both

[@Liverpool67890]

“No she wasn’t facing them” 😂😂😂

[@felipemaldonado8028]

that comment broke me hahahaha . Bob is the best

[@smileysmiley1494]

😂lol that was a classic!!

[@charliejones4590]

😂

[@smileysmiley1494]

Lol!!! Me too 😂😂😂so funny !!🙈

[@Liverpool67890]

Timestamp please? I can’t find this part again lol

[@CraigWeir-q5v]

Rumour has it Martin Kemp still hasn't answered how long it took for his arm to heal .

[@peterrebelwithoutamenopaus6962]

I remember Standard Fireworks, they were the best brand. And the excitement around early to mid October, in the 1950s, when someone excitedly said, They've got bangers (exploding fireworks, firecrackers, beloved of boys then) in the local shop. Fireworks could only legally be sold about a month before November 5th, Bonfire or Guy Fawkes' Night. Great memories.

[@alexanderewing3779]

There were also Astra & Brocks fireworks. Back in the day!

[@RocksterOO1]

I remember buying a Roman Candle from our local papershop, then I went back to buy another one and the woman told me, "I can't sell you one of those, you're too young!" I said, "But you sold me one this morning", and she told me to be quiet about that, and sold me another one to make me go away! lol On another occasion, I gave myself a minor electric shock when I tried to light a sparkler off of a bar on our electric fire! I remember the pain shooting up my arm and my hand going numb, then me immediately looking around to make sure nobody had seen me, feeling stupid and sheepish, fully understanding what I'd done wrong and why. lol I was about nine or ten years old, I guess!

[@carolineben-ari2798]

The jingle was, "Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks!"

[@vickywitton1008]

Oh it was so lovely seeing Terry again! What timing that man had!

[@3v3rythlngsc0nn3ct3d]

Magnificent delivery aswell.

[@kimhewer1479]

James acaster so quick with peter gabriel 😂 love him xx

[@nickcoupe2964]

I can listen to Bob telling stories all day every day.

[@budle89]

He has a podcast where he basically tells stories.

[@herstoryanimated]

It's somehow comforting to know that the likely reason we have age restrictions for purchasing fireworks is because of Bob Mortimer!!!

[@bc4yt]

I love the way Claudia's reaction to a dream involving a monkey in silver hot pants serving soup from a hat is "Ohhhh!" like, "Yes of course, good, I have that dream too" 😂💯🔥

[@DarkParagon]

Claudia is the most adorable, lovely insane person in the world. 🤪

[@thepitofdespair]

1:31:43 david o’doherty breaking during this clip has me in STITCHES every time, the way he says “it’s serious” “we’re nearly out of the woods” “doctor spanks” simply hilarious 😂

[@lok14]

im crying laughing so good... DR Spanks

[@post1305]

you've spelt it wrong. its S P E (umlaut) G H N K S. He's German

[@madperson876]

When Rob said "LET ME TALK!" at 52:23 when he was asked the sort of biscuits he used I couldn't stop laughing!

[@SherieRodrigues]

Wonderful to see so many fabulous folk who appreciate great humour on this channel, so lucky to be among you. Hugs from Australia ❤

[@crimsontyphoon8308]

This will be my cure for a rainy day

[@KackieJennedy]

Rob Brydon is such a genius of a host. Quick-witted and knows when and how to intervene. Also, he keeps the occasional chaos together without losing his cool. He's a good sport as well. Perfect

[@andrewbloom7694]

55:41 "Can I just stop you- no, ok" LOL

[@smileysmiley1494]

😂its so funny as he is just rambling on 😅

[@wajihbec1087]

I thought they were joking about Ronnie but he was born in 1930!! He died in 2016. He looked amazing for his age i should say.

[@liloupumpkin5278]

Same ! I would have said he was in his early 70s not 80s.

[@wajihbec1087]

@@liloupumpkin5278 he really seemed younger to me I would have totally believed 60 something.

[@lynnewayne6898]

Yes, watching this reminds me how many great people we've lost! I still miss Terry Wogan's gentle self-effacing humour. 😢

[@jameslant7268]

Other than fools and horses this is the most addictive comedy I keep watching, I know what’s coming and still laugh 👏👏

[@adminimer5176]

This is one of the best series ever, I am American and I have been a HUGE fan for a long time!

[@alexo.o3729]

58:45 "I would say that in the world of oddness, a man wearing two hats is no odder than an animal wearing one"

[@burimsaliji23]

The horse buying story is the most funny thing on this show and bob mortimer stories 😂😂 can watch it on repeat 😂😂♥️

[@RufusEatsCheese]

Bob is old enough that you could just go and buy fireworks, cigarettes, alcohol at any age 😂 I used to buy cigars for my grandfather when I was 8

[@jg613887]

The phrase mind your p's and q's comes from parents having their kids get their liquor and making sure they didn't get sold a pint for the price of a quart.

[@Damien_Clarke]

Can you imagine a sitcom with *David Mitchell* and *Lee Mack,* similar to the Odd Couple? If they were to write or edit the script, wouldn't it be totally hilarious!

[@desi4227]

Couldn’t believe Vivian from the Young Ones was in The first clip!! Love him! He has made me laugh a million times. What a delightful surprise!

[@SupercovenGW2]

VERY METAL !!! \/ \/

[@dielaughing73]

​@@SupercovenGW2⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

It's Vyvyan, as it happens.

[@desi4227]

Rip- Yes, Thank You👍🤗

[@thegamerstableboardgamesto386]

"I can smell a dead fly in the room". The laugh David has tells he and Lee get great satisfaction when the other has to attempt to pitch an outlandish story the writers have come up with.

[@bandamelyndem8106]

Literally seen each and everyone of them... Still enjoyed this like it's the first time 🤣

[@JamesStevens013]

I still chuckle away at Davids incredulity @ Caramel and Waffle

[@jeremyrogers4839]

Love it. David is as sharp as a razor!

[@johnnydee22]

One of the best compilation clips on here - good Bobness, great Davidness and the Mackness is off the scale.

[@johnnydee22]

Kevin Bridges's horse is an immense story!

[@markorava]

I like how Bob is still like a small boy with no bad intentions, but curiosity gets him to all kinds of trouble. 🙂

[@rhetoricmalik628]

@28:12the look of confusion after that statement kills me every time 😂😂😂

[@DavidMcSweeney-j9f]

I have to say as a fan of these kinds of shows, Mel is in one of my favourites. Funny without realizing shes being saying an innuendo

[@felipemaldonado8028]

Mel is lovely, she was great in Taskmaster too

[@qwertyTRiG]

​@@felipemaldonado8028Mel is officially nice.

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

Mel and Claudia are 2 of my favs :D

[@rickyplaysbyear7663]

This channel is amazing. May good things happen to you ❤️

[@LeofromFreo]

Bless you, Ronnie. You always gave it your all. A true star. ⭐️

[@jacobbahr9316]

19:14 I'm surprised David didn't chime in and say 'Well every human finds primates attractive, given that that's what we are'

[@AuDHDarling]

Not every. Asexual humans.

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

As a step-dad to Teenagers i can completely relate to Jo's short story about the dishwasher. But frankly 4nhalf hours is fast tbf

[@triciawalker7195]

I have watched so many times - joyous! However, every time Bob is decried for his 'Standard Fireworks' I get so upset 😂😂😂 Surely those of a certain age have all heard the Standard Fireworks and jingle and all spent an unhappy hour watching splutters from fountains, rip raps and Catherine wheels. Light up the Sky with Standard Fireworks 😂😂

[@deanferguson5582]

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[@glyndavies2334]

I think they were made in Huddersfield.

[@terranceparsons5185]

I am of a certain age! However, I once got hit in the eye by a banger shell, so no fireworks after then.

[@keithtomey5046]

Yes - the point was supposed to be that Standard fireworks were of a high, safe standard.

[@maryearll3359]

Just watching the horse in Bulgaria episode and Prof Cox crying with laughter makes me laugh delightfully, makes me cry with laughter too. ❤

[@Moby79]

There use to be a show on Australian TV…The Leyland Brothers. They’d travel the outback in 4 wheel drives and go on adventures which were fantastical at the time. The best part was the unintended comedy…your latest vlog reminded me. ‘You should have been here yesterday’- ‘The wild flowers were spectacular last week’ - ‘evidently the festival finished just before we arrived’ etc etc etc. Happy travels👍

[@CT_97]

Thank you so much to the beautiful team on this channel for uploading such golden content ❤

[@davidjonas6939]

Kevin bridges and the horse....absolute classic 😂

[@daveyfunk]

Bob's put down of Debbie McGee was so unwarranted and yet still so funny haha She's very likeable and looks great for her age. She actually took it very well and I think only Bob Mortimer can get away with anything like that :)

[@fingersTitan]

Put down? I don't think you understood the joke. Did they see the funny side? (fanny. UK slang for pussy.) No, she wasn't facing them.... How is that a put down?

[@vulkanac47]

fanny not funny, thats how i thought it was meant, they didn't see her V

[@daveyfunk]

@@vulkanac47 haha I'm not sure but you've added extra mystery to the pot :)

[@joep4life]

He didn't put her down. It was a fanny joke.

[@StarTrekGeek47]

There's a particular clip where Lee gets a prompt to read that is so absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable, that he actually looks directly at the camera, as if looking at the show writers and producers, and says something like "this one is so wild you practically can't believe it." With a sarcastic pointed look. I saw the clip once and now haven't bren able to find it for weeks and weeks. Do you happen to know which one?

[@magnuszetterqvist8129]

His map of gas stations?

[@adamwent2067]

List of key

[@pierrechateaux1954]

"I can smell if there's a dead fly in the room" It's in the video at 1:06:40

[@Dude-etiquette]

Claudia is easily the best. She is just so funny and her acting is amazing

[@DizzyME13]

I have to tell on myself- for half the badger/Banker story I thought he literally buried a badger WITH the Banker, as in both were dead. 😂😂😂

[@samig9032]

Yes, at 1:26:15, that is in fact Lee making a reference to a Dolly Parton song to riff on Cariad's American Southerner impression. The man's wit is next-level.

[@nickthefox72]

Kevin Bridges’ horse story will love with me forever 😂

[@triciadillon2745]

No matter how many times I watch these clips I laugh every time classic clean comedy 💖💖💖🤣🤣😂😂

[@meoohmy3231]

I just absolutely love this program !💖

[@erikhagforsarcticking]

This is gold.😃👍tanx for the upload.

[@ingmarvanderhoek6314]

The horse story, bob's house on fire and martin kemp on ibiza. Hilarious.

[@willj24]

I LOVE Miles Jupp. He is so good on these shows, I honestly don't know why they don't have him on more.

[@darreneaton9901]

Julian Clary saying he was 15 when he shot up was so underrated and went over so many heads 😂😂😂

[@mistersonnen848]

You bought the horse clip is how I got introduced to the show and how I introduce everyone to it lol

[@andywood5699]

The rule with Bob Mortimer is that no matter how outlandish the story, it's probably true.

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

I crushed a few vertebrae in my neck and didn't know it for eleven years. Started getting massive headaches, went to a doctor for an x-ray, and he asked when I broke my neck. I fell off a fifteen foot high cliff while running through the woods in the dark while drunk. I couldn't turn my head for about three weeks, and still went to work the next day. My dumb a$s was nineteen, and I should have been in a hospital but, like most of us, I thought I would be fine lol. It hurts like hell in the rain and cold now that I'm 54 lolol

[@mou7866]

1:14:37 "I just hit his wheelchair" wow that quick response

[@Sonny984]

That red heads girls reaction is gold at 35:16 😂😂😂

[@Not_An_EV]

The way it takes Bob a few seconds to actually realise what he said after he says "No she wasn't facing them" is what makes that entire segment for me 😂😂

[@jakereynolds8897]

Some say David Haye is still asking Martin how long it took him to recover till this day

[@Shanindita179]

I always enjoy the story so much that every time I always forget whether it's true or lies.

[@Ladynipchick2]

I keep rewatching this.

[@Hyperplaterine]

I still remember the advert: Please to remember the 5th of November. Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks.

[@JulieScanlan-s1d]

Remember Remember The 5th of November Gunpowder, treason and plot I see no reason Why Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot

[@LPKelly380]

The coldest line in history: “I asked him if he was alright, then made a mental note to cut him out of my life.” 😂😂

[@rainbows_trees_clouds_dais1766]

omg... that hypnosis one is hilarious. Haven't seen that episods. Classic. That guy is hilarious 😂

[@rubenmontoya4147]

Julian looks even better now than whenever his part was filmed.

[@aaronwalcott513]

5:50 Standard Fireworks. Not suitable for indoor use. Plot Twist: Not was the brand. It was not standard 😂😢😂

[@username-pu2so]

I never get sick of Bob's fireworks story

[@MartinCraneRockbeast]

Standard fireworks are still available at Tesco every year.

[@lee.lee.n]

Perfect way to end a Monday!

[@laggy3099]

"I'm about as working class as it gets, and I don't know what a Pop-Tart is." "YOU *IRON BREAD."*

[@davethebrave.]

I can't believe he was the only one who made me laugh 😂😂

[@davidmcphail1610]

Thank you both for your honesty and appreciation of Ren. He is the definition of the bounce back. A positive focus from dark times, thoughts and actions. He is a master of his craft! a tour de force and his message has connected with so many folks across the globe. I wish hope on your recovery Nancy!

[@josephfriedrich9792]

I havent seen these, in this order yet!

[@julieaffinita8945]

I will never get tired watching this 😅😅❤

[@shiriajin]

She wasn't facing them. The funniest line in this video.

[@UncleBenPackWatch]

Nah the optician joke then showing a blind guy next clip. Editor is devious 😂

[@RalphBrooker-gn9iv]

I remember *Standard* fireworks. They were reliably disappointing. But kids could buy them from unscrupulous newsagents in the 1970s.

[@mrbenoit5018]

We can’t stop here, this is badger country!

[@thomasyates3078]

Ronny Corbet is just amazing. I'm not sure any of the new crowd could have the studio in stitches by pretending they can't get their glasses on properly.

[@dianapetalas6489]

Please to remember the 5th of November light up the sky with standard fireworks! I remember the ad,

[@RobertBrownieJr]

Two guys in a counterfeit horse costume is gold.

[@Eddie-p9k]

Kevin Bridges horse story had me on the floor.

[@danielikelman481]

Love David Mitchell's humor...hilarious. And Mortimer is the fkn best!

[@salwaaj1356]

33:00 it sounds like a man stole the horse from the stable and on the way he decided to let it go for 200wev.. 😅 The second man, an accomplice, collects it when the tourists have to leave..

[@amoolyanarayan2148]

There is actually a standard fireworks so this is so interesting as an audience