30 Classic Would I Lie to You? Tales | Volume.1 | Would I Lie to You?

New to Would I Lie to You?. Start with these 30 classic WILTY tales! Though let's be honest, this list could go on indefinitely. Which tantalising tales would you like to see in Volume. 2?
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
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[@jaybestnz]

The comedy timing of "so how long did it take to recover?" was amazing.

[@vonwux]

I've lost count of how many times I've heard Kevin's story about renting a horse, never fails to put a smile on my face when things aren't great.

[@dej71]

a horth

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

"The guy's name was...The guy was... The guy wasn't there!"

[@realPenrodPooch]

"NO!!! ....... YOU KEEP!!!!!"

[@Slaphappy1975]

I stop and watch it every time I come across the story 😂

[@DannyEastes]

Kevin's horse story and Adil Ray's Bradford university story are classics that make me laugh every time

[@wolfen1101]

"Oooo...they've not used Fuji." 🤣

[@TheGreyAreaBetween]

Funny thing is I've been doing the same thing for the past 7 years, but I don't use fuji either, just another type of the same kind of thing.

[@happivaras]

​@@TheGreyAreaBetween No you haven't. And Fuji 9 isn't used in extraction's.

[@happivaras]

The "special light" asked about by Gabby is a UV light NEEDED to cure Fuji 9. So I call bullshit.

[@TheGreyAreaBetween]

@@happivaras Also, who the fuck said anything about extractions? I have no intention of extracting my teeth. I've had to patch a few, but I'm not pulling them out. I'm not insane. That shit would hurt like hell without the local anaesthetic the dentists can inject you with, and that stuff isn't something I've looked for online. You can fill holes in teeth and crown teeth eve with half broken with what I have, but you can't make a whole false tooth, at least I've not been successful in attempts to fill a gap that has maybe 1% of a tooth left. Other than that, it's worked perfectly.

[@happivaras]

@@TheGreyAreaBetween "I genuinely had an extraction yesterday" said Lee Mack. To which Bob said, "Oooo they haven't used Fuji 9". That's Who the fucksaid it.

[@Deimonik1]

The horse story gets me every time.

[@24magiccarrot]

It gets me too, but only for 25 minutes then I need a break.

[@realPenrodPooch]

Bob Mortimer is the most delightful functioning lunatic I've ever come across. The more absurd the story, the more certain you can be that it's true. He is a marvelously ridiculous man. And I challenge anyone to name his match.

[@vickywitton1008]

You are so right!

[@bobbarbsokalski5005]

We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden

[@qwertyTRiG]

Claudia Winkleman is up there, but not quite at Bob's level.

[@happivaras]

Such an accurate description of Bob's stories. 😊😅😂

[@realPenrodPooch]

@@happivaras Thank you. 😁

[@dragonaffliction23]

I just love Greg's face after Bob pulls the apple. Gets me every time.

[@mrjamofaka]

I often have WILTY on in the background, that is one bit I always look at the screen and try and catch

[@Atsom655321]

The look of anticipation on his face when he's going "do it! do it!" is priceless as well😄

[@steoneste]

I've just done it. I'm munching it right now as I'm typing. Feel well proud 😂

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

It killed me when Lee said to Rob "Does your Wife like Cricket?"

[@rfbennett2]

You CANNOT convince me that "Well, it's German sense of humor" is not peak comedy

[@PhilScott23]

"Delicious means very tasty" gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@silverstreaker9727]

Professor Brian Cox and the others in tears over Kevin Bridges' horse story is so cute! Their subsequent looks of disbelief are hilarious 😄

[@sera2775]

I wince when Holly makes a comment, she is a student amongst masters in this ep

[@Valhal1337]

That is without a doubt one of the funniest beside most of Bob Mortimer's

[@mikewazowksi7938]

@@sera2775 she's literally hilarious stop being lame

[@PatrickKelly-lz3pv]

But the horse story was made funny by David Mitchel who did most of the talking

[@baab4229]

I love how they give most of the guests believable stories but David and Lee get the most ridiculous stories that everyone can tell off the card is a lie but everyone has fun watching them try to sell it as true.

[@fomar7540]

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[@Bigk-ft8nq]

As someone living in Bulgaria the second I heard the Horse story. I knew it was true hahahah

[@matttrafton2725]

Thank you U.K. This American loves WILTY. I'll even research episodes after a few months. Comedy gold.

[@TwoWholeWorms]

Claudia Winkleman is built for this game, as her rambling delivery sounds like she's making it up as she goes along even if it is true. xD

[@Qam001]

I thought that at first, but I've sussed her out....I think. She overdoes it, and you realise it's the opposite of what she's trying to achieve. So if it's a true story, she will make it out as if she's lying by deliberately stumbling and (in my opinion) an unconvincing way of looking for words. I knew her story about the pram and its outcome just by how she was behaving. Letting Steve give her a word (showroom) and thanking him for it. It becomes obvious once you know what to look for. Edited due to typo

[@sws212]

@@Qam001 cool story, bro.

[@Qam001]

@sws212 Thanks. Glad you liked it.

[@steoneste]

I've just split an Apple apart. I seriously did it and I feel so proud. Thanks Bob for making me try.

[@melltenfys]

Reginald "Delicious" is my favorite one by far, mostly because of how he keeps going with it and making things funnier lmao

[@videogajima]

I HATE how they all look at him in that whole segment though lmao

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

Oh and it's Darnell BTW 😂

[@DocTwoEight]

The fact that there were multiple clips from the one with Richard Osman, Greg Davies and Bob Mortimer

[@jatari7871]

Your sentence is incomplete.

[@IWillHaveThePastaThanks]

@@jatari7871 Your sentence is complete.

[@jatari7871]

@@IWillHaveThePastaThanks ummm false.

[@IWillHaveThePastaThanks]

@@jatari7871 This sentence is compl.

[@jatari7871]

​@@IWillHaveThePastaThankssorry! I read your 1st reply as "...incomplete." my bad :/

[@peccatrix]

Bob and the fucking dentistry bit kills me. I could picture it so vividly.

[@Shanindita179]

I love when David started ranting devastatedly

[@kwilson116]

David has the best laugh when he finds something worthy of a laugh.

[@cyborgjackal6207]

Serial killer laugh

[@shelleysteed1767]

He just loses control. It's adorable. 😂

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

Yeah his laugh at the cuddle jumper

[@runebel]

Bob is quite mad, but very sweet and I absolutely love him

[@jayropa]

You know it’s a good segment when Rob takes over the interrogation

[@Handsomebitchonfire]

1:57:29 I’m not joking when I say this is the funniest interaction I’ve ever seen omg I actually luv that so much

[@coop4476]

11:21 Lee standing up was sooo funny I'm wheezing

[@huzzzer6083]

I was choking from laughter throughout the whole video, this show is amazing.

[@h311dr1p]

lmfao that got me too

[@walmartsucks1995]

Bob is made for this show 😂

[@LPKelly380]

Why does Mel never wear trousers that she wants seen on tv? This is the second or third program I’ve heard her say that on? 😂😂😂

[@jatari7871]

Cos she's a ding.

[@MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists]

Henning When is so so funny 😂😂😂😂🏆🏆

[@bobbarbsokalski5005]

Twisting equals tears😂😂😂

[@karenellis3039]

I love this show soooo funny 😂😂😂 shame we are loosing humour on TV …… this is my go to 😆 😂❤

[@PastaRiiCe123]

The way Lee gets up and moves his chair after Miles says his shower story is true gets me every time 🤣🤣 (can't believe that bit wasn't included)

[@bingobongojingojongo]

Were gonna need another one of these

[@vickywitton1008]

My favourite is the Bob Mortimer story, with the apple. I loved vs that man!

[@John_Mack]

The Apple trick was something my Uncle Herb used to do... brings back memories beyond 40 years.

[@user-ox9ep9ki6h]

Haven't gone through the rest yet but the Ronnie Corbett one is a classic. When he dries his eyes and fumbles the glasses,, man it's can't-breathe-funny. RIP Ronnie boy, you were one of the greats. I imagine "Wok around the clock", Jimmy Carr v Jamelia, David Mitchell's bucket friend, Terry Wogan's pistol shot and at least one crazy Bob Mortimer story coming up? OK, finished watching. Guess there's picks for Volume 2. At least they had Reginald Delicious Hunter in this one. A true masterpiece.

[@bendade5335]

"it's a brilliant program" fantastic

[@lucacollins3313]

29:10 David's expression is priceless

[@SkyBlue-cv8qb]

i didn't just watch two hours of WILTY clips, you did

[@davidevans3227]

hennig always cheers me up 🙂 x

[@Dennis-555]

Brilliant! Thanks for creating a new Wilty vid.

[@failuretolaunch4571]

The T-shirt one is absolutely hilarious. Steve's confusion was just great 😃😃

[@decodolly1535]

I'm still trying to decide whether he was genuinely confused or he's the best dead-pan comic I've ever seen.

[@AdamColl]

So how long did Martin Kemp's recovery take?

[@prakharjain9801]

I love how in this show every time there's good joke everyone just take a moment to appreciate it 👌

[@jacobbahr9316]

4:46 the way Rob says 'Corleone' sounds like 'Coglioni' which is Italian for 'testicles'

[@marienixon148]

Miles Jupp looks absolutely gorgeous here 😍

[@marc.a.herren]

My aunt from England used to make trifle for Christmas. The most important ingredient was jelly, which came in perfect cube form, if you took them apart. ❤

[@treehousekohtao]

Bob is the master, but Kevin steals the show

[@Drtruman]

Lee does have a point with the 3 mammals question. I'd assume this was a GCSE Biology question, and my nephew recently showed me a GCSE Maths mock test paper and my head spun 50 different ways. Some of the stuff kids were doing was haaaaaaard. And it was definitely hard when I did it, and I'm 40.

[@icturner23]

‘Telling Tales’ would actually have been a good title for the programme.

[@cowboyuniverse7258]

A bit of wing! Dead Fly! 😂

[@Prakriti2041]

I've never seen the whombles but the example shown looked more like a bird. Even so a fictional mammal could still be argued to be a mammal.

[@jhonatanpalencia5040]

The tumbs are used for gripping, not for ripping. Mind blown!

[@dissy1994]

A team of Dave, Claudia Winkleman, Rhod Gilbert against a team of Bob Mortimer, Lee Mack, and Greg Davies would be beautiful. I'd watch a 3 hour episode of it.

[@gohumberto]

Patsy Kensit's 40 a day cackling laugh all the way through Bob's Apple-tearing story.

[@Penquinn14]

Every round Bob says something people could agree "That doesn't sound true but it just might be"

[@AidanLikesWaffles]

tracklist?:(

[@liamgbooth]

Ronnie missed a corker of a comeback with the first one: "No. It was a pyramid scheme."

[@shawnfuzy3191]

I had to look up what a wobble was. 😂

[@Thecrownerd]

Wehn: German sense of humor:)

[@ingmarvanderhoek6314]

Bob Mortimer...i cannot stop laughing.

[@julielister7803]

Brilliant 🤣

[@leet2762]

My Scottish grandmother’s soup. Very easy. 1 cup of soup mix brought to boil in at least 6 cups of stock. Add ( to your preference) carrots, onions or leaks. Swedes,turnip,potato,celery whatever. I add a small handful of rice as I love a thick soup. Add pepper and salt.Bring to boil and simmer for as long as you want. If too thick add water as needed . I always blitz it but you can either eat it as you like. Obviously to be eaten with crusty bread and butter 😎

[@mancman4bkk]

Reginald Darnell Hunter . . . hilarious

[@johnhrussell4885]

Oh Lord, I just love Bob Mortimer so much.

[@victordevonshire807]

I knew that was true about the womble. Because it was so out the box and worthy of an A Pass.

[@eddyblackmore4188]

As long as the question didn't specifically state 'give three examples of *real* mammals,' I'd say a womble is a perfectly acceptable answer, as are a unicorn and Batman.

[@ironwhy]

Mel Giedroyc was sooo torn between attraction and embarassment when she "had to" lie down on Martin Kemp...

[@antwoneatkins961]

Mel G says no no to the producers, then apologizes to her partner and still does it.hahahah That's dedications to a bit.

[@kimhewer1479]

Ronnie corbett ❤❤

[@pjay3028]

"Four sponge, durch, technik" surely?

[@timtrainor9720]

Mortimore and Mitchel, Clash of the Titans.

[@qwertyTRiG]

"Sorry, I missed the s" gets overlooked, I think.

[@puppy2350]

"Is it true or is it a fly?"

[@htngo9]

Flies only have two wings (1 pair).

[@koalabitches]

the fuckin horse story makes me die of laughter every time

[@tbtnr9851]

So how long did it take for your arm to recover?

[@Dzokhar]

But how long did it take your arm to recover?

[@omidata5507]

Oh, Henning ❤

[@MrProjectmayhem]

Really wish Joan said “it was a lie…. I have a full pint for breakfast”

[@randomkilo]

for future me when i watch this favourite bits 1:07:30

[@justingoldstein1577]

What is a DIBBER 😂

[@BKPrice]

Imperial measurements? Nope. Metric system? No thanks. Mitchell-Mack? Hell yes!

[@AudsVids]

I love Patsy's laugh.

[@vagabondfeet]

11:22 🤣🤣🤣

[@fjbvghjvv2291]

would you rather a million dollars or all lee macks super powers?

[@doodlefisher234]

You too, will be parting apples

[@leung9401]

Patsy Kensit is enjoying Bob Mortimer‘s Apple story so much…

[@shawnfuzy3191]

Oh, I loved Ronnie Corbit.

[@LivesInLibertyCity]

It stands for Darnell

[@Alwaysbusking]

commenting for the algorythm

[@DD-sr9xm]

Anyone else, after watching this, ask their dentist about Fuji9 ??

[@urbanpoodle]

Texted a link of the clip to my dentist. Made a WILTY fan of him!

[@redrob6026]

Ronnie Corbett was so funny, good little lad

[@markreynolds1436]

Oaksnade was very special

[@twilightingX]

My son went from about 5.8 at 18 to 6.3 by 21

[@rickysmyth]

"he found glasses the right prescription" HAHAHAHAH. Don't you hate laughter put in older tv shows?

[@davep8221]

Coming up next, _Who Took the Cello_ ?

[@strange7201]

2:01:10

[@sidneypotter6284]

Martin Kemp was pissed out of his skull 🥴🍺

[@hogwashmcturnip8930]

And I don't believe the story .He may well have hurt his shoulder, but the rest was utter bollocks. I live in Spain, and the Health Service is not something from Willy Wonka. It puts the NHS to shame. Miniature ambulances and nurses lying on you? Really? What was he taking on Ibiza?

[@illpee]

I was thinking the same thing, his jaw was definitely going as well.

[@Ace_Opal]

@@hogwashmcturnip8930probably the same shit he was on when telling the story 😂

[@shaynewest8757]

​@hogwashmcturnip8930 you do realise this is a comedy show and not actually some kind of game show where they're vying for a prize? Unbelievable!

[@mibber121]

i unironically do the chucking across the room thing. Works like a charm if ur iq isnt single digit

[@varunsharma3532]

2:11 nikal gayi mohe taat praai

[@harryscott9533]

🤓🙋‍♂️👍

[@keithruley]

I love the content!!! But they don’t play this many commercials during the show on TV!!

[@decodolly1535]

They don't show any commercials during the programme on TV. It's a BBC show - the BBC don't have advertising.

[@prakharjain9801]

​@@decodolly1535what? Really?

[@julie3895]

I don’t get any commercials

[@0That_Guy0]

A web browser with adblock would solve that.

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

Get AdBlock. {:o:O:}

[@CidFFVII]

Mel almost turned as pink as the backdrop.