30 Times Berta From "Two & A Half Men" Was Totally Savage

Welcome to Next of Ken, we're counting down our list of 30 Times Berta (From "Two & a Half Men) Was Totally Savage! Sarcastic and snarky, Berta was the true boss of the Harper House and don't you ever forget it.
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[@Boaz833]

RIP Conchata Ferrell. You really breathed life into this show in a way no one else could.

[@izabelazielak8963]

You wishing to meet her again sometime ¿

[@maridepp53]

Boaz833: A hilariously written character played to perfection!

[@hughsynamon]

She was as nutty as squirrel turd that's for sure.

[@fluffynpinkcc4297]

Every single Berta scene was hilarious. Could watch for hours! RIP funny lady you will be greatly missed. 😞💗

[@izabelazielak8963]

ALL good things take time 🤧

[@johnlopez1798]

Berta was the queen of insult jokes , rest in peace berta

[@aprilgosa5779]

Berta lives forever Conchata will be missed by Charlie Jon and all her friends

[@patrickkowalski8256]

She had the BEST one liners

[@davidswindell2305]

I think Two and Half Men was the funniest show ever.

[@gilliankingston8259]

Yes, she was, she was one of the few women that could keep Charlie in order/bring him back down to earth with just a few appropriate words. Some of the best material the writers created was for Berta at the very least on a par with Charlie.

[@izabelazielak8963]

@@davidswindell2305🤧

[@Merdicano]

Hands down one of the best TV characters in modern time, exceptional and brilliantly played by Conchata Ferrell. Her style, sarcasm and humor literally was one of the greater parts that lifted the show. May she rest in peace, and will forever remembered 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@brandonadams1783]

Rip

[@spiderbass4hire474]

Really decent singer too. If I was writing it and had known that I think I would have worked it in a little more. Especially since Charlie is a pro musician. She sings a line from America The Beautiful that's just a bit as shes walking away and you can hear shes got a real voice but shes not showing it off. A regular person singing like. But I heard another one two days ago where she does and she was really good.

[@jelenajelenic9069]

We all can look the procentages for moron to genius.But,the problem is that smart people often get on smth ,and they are very soft,kind and gently,and bcs of that they go to depresion and do not know what to do anymore.From the first hand😊😊😊😊😊

[@jelenajelenic9069]

Yes,sarcazam is one of my dearist way of talking.And most people do not understand me,bcs of that I have a big big problems in my life.Everybody are so "down to earth", but I just wanna have fun.It's that a crime?😯😯😯

[@susanhilton3436]

Never get tired of watching Berta.RIP you beautiful woman

[@chglubb]

Jake: Hey Berta, do you want to see my armpit hair? Berta: Only if you want to see mine.

[@bonkers5416]

Berta was my favorite character on the show. You are deeply missed. RIP Conchata Ferrell.❤💐

[@TaylorZ2]

Berta made the show! Her timing, acting and humor will always be unmatched. RIP Conchata.

[@bobhsohi704]

She brought a sense of humor to that show that just made it come alive

[@laurabeane8862]

"Don't condescend to me, Zippy! I'll snap you like a butter bean!!!"😆😆😁👍

[@mihailazar4893]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😭

[@gusa8006]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@pamelazebura8702]

I remember her saying this well RIP BERTA

[@MTWes-tx2sm]

So sad she's gone.RIP Bertha,you were hilarious and loved by many. 🥀🕯

[@smc1942]

I'll always Love Berta!!! Rest in Peace Conchata, you are missed already! Thanks for all the laughs.

[@DarkPaladin24]

I loved this character. May Berta stay tough and rest in peace in heaven.

[@bwwestman]

She won't rest. She will roast. I could see her waiting just inside the Pearly Gates and roast all who enter. If I'm good enough in this world, my turn will come to get a roast from her.

[@patrickryan1515]

Heaven help Heaven.

[@wolfsden3812]

So glad she was on this sad earth to spread joy and laughter....miss you Berta

[@margaretjones4682]

Berta was a verbal beast! Her character is unforgettable. My favorite episode with her is when Allen dated her daughter.

[@Samantha517]

Dude she roasted him to no end 🤣🤣

[@mysterious7092]

My favorite was Berta dressed like a latin lady singing in Spanish because she likes Enrique Iglesias & saw allens ex wife flirting with him and screams "That boney b#$ch"lol

[@margaretjones4682]

@@mysterious7092, yes! That was a really good episode. Berta ruled that roost!

[@tamikajohnson3492]

Yesss that was funnnyyyy

[@leostgeorge2080]

She was the best at being Berta. Made me laugh more times then i can count. RIP Conchata, Your performances are missed.

[@jacwood22]

You will be missed. RIP Conchata/Berta.

[@I.pray.to.George.Carlin]

Omg I love your YT profile pic!!! Almost as much as I love Berta!!!

[@rexanth3054]

Rip

[@gabriellamoda7753]

Rip

[@patstokes6671]

Rip

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

RIP

[@darkangel_1978]

I always love when Berta calls Alan "Zippy" She's a hoot.

[@beaverstandig1747]

She was fantastic! RIP Conchata, thanks for the laughs

[@Stark238]

Rest in peace miss, you will be missed.

[@blaydeproducciones]

Watt??

[@ignaciogodoy7095]

@@blaydeproducciones , Conchata Ferrel the actress who play Berta past away , may she rest In peace

[@blaydeproducciones]

@@ignaciogodoy7095 meen😔

[@sajmeister]

Berta was the best character in this series, she cracked me up. Her, Geoffrey from Fresh Prince and Niles from The Nanny are the holy trinity of savage housekeepers with attitude and razor sharp wit 😆

[@EastJazzman]

You forgot Florence from The Jeffersons as well

[@wonkothesane8691]

In the immortal word of Tony Stark, ''I want one.'' If I ever win the Lotto, I want a housekeeper like Berta. She does the job and takes no shit. She earns both her pay and her employer's respect. One of a kind.

[@Aedar]

My favourite would be "Zippy, the only time in this world you want to be completely honest, is when the paramedics ask "what did you take?"

[@izabelazielak8963]

🤧

[@mafeweigel]

“Nothing personal, cotton top, I just kinda like it rough.” 😂😂😂 We miss you, Berta.

[@badbiker666]

Conchata Ferrell was just the best. She was so good at everything she did. I have enjoyed every one of her roles. She will be sorely missed.

[@leonidasg2257]

The "I have seen your grades, get used to it", and " well let me know how that works out for you" are my favorite lines from Berta.

[@davidsmith-lg1eo]

She was priceless. She owned that character.

[@therrykeasberry425]

she was the best!! that show would not have been the same without her!🙏Rest in Peace Bertha❤️🙏

[@Tyrunner0097]

Berta, to Alan: "When you talk to (Judith) on the phone, you got boulders between your legs. When you talk to her in person, you're as smooth as a Ken doll.

[@ivanmaras6566]

You have got phone cojones

[@nicholassellier547]

Can't be Replaced... She was a huge part of the Show.

[@waymond1502]

Conchata Ferrel is in the hospital fighting for her life right now. Let's all say a prayer for her ♥️ She sadly passed away yesterday. Rest in piece Conchata you will always be loved and remembered♥️

[@the_bottomfragger]

Oh my god, that is horrible. I wish her all the best, I hope she gets better, like she made all of our days better.

[@EmReyplayslots]

Awwww get better Berta!

[@barbaras6792]

Oh, no, I didn’t hear anything about that. Sending her love and very best wishes for a good recovery. OMG. Shocked.

[@PeteyGunn]

a shout out of love and prayers

[@aleksandarvil5718]

@@PeteyGunn Happy Recovery for Conchata

[@ginafriend1690]

❤ Berta, and the old Two and a Half Men crew. I swear I could recite practically every line! 🙌

[@helendemoss4538]

We miss berta. Can't be replaced. So funny.

[@calvinhobbes62]

I can't imagine what this show would have been like without her. Somebody had to put those idiots in their place. Thank you for the laughs "Berta". May you R.I.P. you rough, but sweet, lady!

[@chglubb]

Kandi: I go to the gym. I have to take care of my body 'cause it's my instrument. Berta: Mine too. Three beers and a bratwurst and my ass turns into a French horn.

[@BlackCat-dm7se]

when I drink beer and eat bratwurst I just fart a lot

[@SuperGoodShape]

Black Cat and

[@mattgray871]

@@BlackCat-dm7se the joke clearly went over your head....

[@BlackCat-dm7se]

@@mattgray871 clearly you havent watched that entire scene

[@mattgray871]

@@BlackCat-dm7se I don't need to......the joke is self explanatory.....you are reading something into it that isn't there......and the fact you think there is more to it, makes you look silly

[@Harley-df8ok]

Perfectly written and perfectly executed 😂😂😂😂

[@12kuck06]

RIP Berta, you were definitely one of the best

[@casullarms1]

Berta was so talented, she was a gem. RIP

[@shreedharrajesh5366]

RIP Conchata Ferrell You have a special place in all our hearts

[@AttilatheThrilla]

“The kids gonna need another party hat” 🤣🤣

[@Nicholas95583]

This is easily an all time top 10 one liner

[@usmcdevildog574]

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@patrickryan1515]

@@Nicholas95583 You certainly don't forget it.

[@rpgfan007]

may berta rest in peace she was one of my favorite characters

[@miketodd185]

She was my favorite on the show…. RIP and Thank You for all the laughs… My Prayers to all her Family and Friends… xoxoxo

[@MrTb2arvd]

I just found out that she passed, makes me sad... she was so great in 2 1/2 men... RIP Conchata!

[@russellbrown1068]

Conchata Ferrells character “Berta” was just awesome. Thanks for the memories, you shall be missed.

[@robertwolfe708]

Rest in Peace Berta what a excellent actress

[@AJ-lw6jf]

“I aint cleaning it up” best line ever

[@ElectronicsTech09]

Berta will live on in re-runs.

[@AmericanBoy-si9zg]

Actress Conchata Ferrell(Berta) has passed away today at the age of 77. Rip 🙏 ✝️🇺🇲

[@jasoncross1474]

What was her cause of death

[@AmericanBoy-si9zg]

@@jasoncross1474 It was said from complications following a cardiac arrest.

[@2003florida]

A shame that it is het, she was the perfect housekeeper in a strange home..

[@2003florida]

A shame that it is, she was the perfect housekeeper in a strange home..

[@2003florida]

A shame that it is, she was the perfect housekeeper in a strange home..

[@prabalbhadoria5398]

One of the best actor and comedian .. loved her the most in show.. rip ❤..

[@joeheid4757]

RIP to a legend.

[@Matheus-nw7lk]

I just found out that she passed. RIP Conchata. I did love Two and a Half Men so much and your character was so present while I was growing up so thanks to have beeing there when no one was xD

[@lynnspeelman5645]

The part of Berta was impeccable comedic timing, hilarious and gangsta! Much love ❤️🌟💯❤️

[@colechung7806]

Berta was the best character on the show. Period I loved her and Alan the way she just says Zippy 🤣🤣

[@Tony_254]

Rest with the angels Berta,you were a gift to humanity

[@joaquimgoncalves9412]

Berta. Niles. Geoffrey. The best characters of all times.

[@paolaloncar1410]

Don't forget Dorothy from the Gorden Girls

[@joaquimgoncalves9412]

@@paolaloncar1410 Dorothy was not a buttler/maid...

[@paolaloncar1410]

@@joaquimgoncalves9412 true, but she was still fantastic, the four of them roasting people together would be fantastic in my opinion 💪😁

[@Samantha517]

Paola Lončar Dude we’d all end up dead from laughing so damn hard lmao 🤣

[@KOSMICKEN09]

Kramer too. And most of the curb your enthusiasm cast. And the fonz 😀

[@YourDadsBoyfriend]

Greatest show on earth. Never would have been the same without Berta and Charlie

[@davecrable1356]

Berta was one of my favorite characters on the show. RIP 🙏

[@nickriddle4566]

I have been binging Two And A Half Men since the pandemic started I’m literally on my fourth binge so thank u Berta for helping me cope with this pandemic RIP

[@I.pray.to.George.Carlin]

Fly with the angels Berta!!! You and Charlie made that show!!!!

[@2011k1500]

Berta was the best!! Can't think of her and not grin. The show would not have been the same without her. Sad to hear of Conchata having health issues. Hope she will recover soon.

[@hussaindaginawala3988]

RIP Conchata.....❤️ I really loved her acting .

[@JoshAlex1986z]

Berta was easily my favorite character on the show.

[@tomboyangel78]

Berta, Niles, and Geoffrey served as reasons why *you treat the help with RESPECT*

[@pong86r]

she was definitely one of the best things on that show

[@SROD_559]

RIP Berta you made me laugh a lot and a big reason why i loved this show

[@gailmclaughlin6688]

Berta had the best lines and great writers for the show. 😅😂

[@frozenmj9562]

Berta the best housekeeper there ever will be! RIP

[@jefferyreed4073]

RIP Conchata u will b missed thank u for all the memories on two and a half men

[@bighhuddinni5640]

'Girl power!" My bitches! You were the best berta!

[@ravenpoe585]

Rest in Peace Berta/Conchata Ferrell. You were the heart and soul of Two and a Half Men, and my favorite character. You will be greatly missed.

[@jhstinson62]

Conchata (Bertha) Ferrell was the only reason I consistently watched the show for so many years. Descanse en paz, mi querida señora. Rest In Peace, dear sweet lady.

[@izabelazielak8963]

He is 11… He is an idiot

[@Jesus-sg3bi]

R.I.P Conchata, thankyou for making us all laugh so much. I can't speak for others, but it helped me get through tough times. Have fun in heaven x

[@myraray3342]

I loved Berta! She was the Best 🤗❤️

[@Jonathantutim3]

This lady / character got me several laughs in the series of humor that for me, will be marked as one of the biggest and best of all times. God have it. Big loss. 🌹

[@jeffshultz3883]

The lines were put in on paper. But Conchata brought Bertha to life. I met her once and she was a fabulous lady. I can't imagine that show being such a success without her or anyone else being cast as Berta.

[@59Rosco]

RIP, Conchata. What you brought to 2.5 is horrifically underrated and underappreciated.

[@johnathanher6617]

So long Berta, We will miss you! You are the best housemaid in the tv comedy!

[@lisawill2454]

Beautiful person ....inside and out....hilarious actress....

[@stankygeorge]

Gotta love Berta, snide, sarcastic, mean but ya gotta love her!

[@loapher_garage]

Rip berta, favorite character from two and a half men

[@llarmstrong783]

I love Berta. She stole the whole show

[@seanlauer7483]

Berta the ONLY Alpha Dog that we Love

[@FeikNeyme]

And the lunch of every crew member on set

[@jamesr.9852]

I hope she gets better for the reboot

[@therussmeister]

I hated it when they replaced her with Ashton Kutcher.

[@seanlauer7483]

@@therussmeister I believe that you're not the only one on there replacement

[@watcher1258]

Love how she told Alan how he had a ex wife & was paying for her apartment & he wasn't allowed into either :)

[@kyrauniversal]

Berta was honestly the reason I continued to watch the show.

[@therussmeister]

I hated it when they replaced her with Ashton Kutcher.

[@kyrauniversal]

@@therussmeister I thought it was to replace Charlie, not her.

[@laurar971]

Loved Berta...definetly scene stealer...her comments made the show. "I'm not cleaning that up." Have watched them all and Berta made me laugh. She was the alpha dog on that show for sure.

[@mattgray871]

@@therussmeister uh Ashton Kucher replaced Charlie Sheen......because he was sacked.....berta was never replaced

[@therussmeister]

@@mattgray871 Sometimes I feel like you just don't get me.

[@petyolobutov9807]

Absolutely iconic character played by an incredible actress! RIP

[@glenncheatham1320]

She was brilliant!💚

[@suryaaramesh]

every single dialogue of Berta is totally savage. RIP

[@JohnBedaProductions]

This may sound pathetic but these have become the highlight of my day...

[@alexmagney5326]

#14 is one of my favourite moments in the show lmfao 😂 I love how she and Charlie actually cared about each other and had similar values

[@charlesmkhabele9148]

Rest in Peace legend

[@Marcel-xp3ds]

RIP Berta❤️

[@SuperKillersz]

She was one of the best characters on the show

[@JohnMcGarryMusic]

What a legend. RIP

[@wolvie667]

the kid is gonna need another party hat LMAO

[@user-nd1jq6ys2b]

I love berta she was my favorite character in this show and she was a great actress and she was awesome in Mr.Deeds R.I.P berta we miss you

[@Unversed333]

Rest in peace, Berta.

[@claireadams3648]

You will be missed this is one of my favorite shows

[@kwamerusso4151]

Oh my god there were WAY more than 30 times Berta was a COMPLETE SAVAGE.

[@juliemarini5478]

Rest In Peace Berta!!!

[@erisveseli]

Berta is one of the character that kept the show funny to the max.

[@cbussery]

Her, Russell the pharmacist and Jane the shrink.

[@barnwalmayank483]

@@cbussery Russell was odd and boring.

[@jefferson3078]

RIP BERTA 💔

[@mr.skippy4898]

Be fun if you added more with Alan's swollen eye. Berta's interaction with the "witch" was hilarious.