30 'Your Mum' Jokes | Jimmy Carr's Best Comebacks | Jimmy Carr

[@EleanorPeterson]

"If you want my 'comeback', you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth..." Ooh, that's SOOOOOO good!😁

[@GlowGoldMediaMusic]

I laughed so hard I fell off my chair

[@wolem.2076]

Nice for giving us the spoiler😏

[@willdenoble1898]

I’ve used that. It’s a crowd pleaser.

[@RIXRADvidz]

I love watching a man so expert in his craft.

[@subhrajyotidas]

Giving yer mum a good ol' goosing, ya mean, fellar upon the interwebs? 😂

[@timb916]

So do I… shame Peter Kay was sold out.

[@alxgu198]

That’s what she said 😊

[@bellaireboy6782]

Fantastic comment.

[@bayoubilly5176]

​@@timb916tends to be when you're missing for over a decade... Don't think it's a skill gap...

[@ShamblerDK]

Never get enough of you, Mr. Carr.

[@mechanicalmind2256]

That's what your mum said

[@jesjames]

"The image of your dad t-baggin your mom" 😂😂😂😂

[@rogamu7531]

Jimmy is keeping real comedy alive! Keep it going brother!

[@SamMasghati]

OMG: If you want my Comeback you have to scrape it off your moms teeth. That was brutal

[@danieldavid3160]

Mr Jimmy Carr. You, Sir, are a true craftsman of your trade. You are a natural, talented and gifted comedian. 🥰🤗☺

[@drowned2204]

6:38 Again, rare footage of Jimmy carr laughing NOT like a sEXuAL pREDAtAr

[@NatandGeorge]

sexual pledatter -- gotta say it Scottish-like. .

[@RobTheGreenEngine]

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: In the front row seat of a Jimmy Carr show.

[@marcovw6415]

The dad that was together for 43 years is a fucking legend

[@Not_Thebadguy]

When you can make a crowd laugh by clearing your throat, you know you're good. Also 2:04

[@Lesinator]

That Henry VIII joke was a work of art 😂

[@zharasbekmergengaliev3606]

That's why I love Jimmy😂

[@tardigrade9493]

Mr. Carr has such a nice speaking voice.

[@tardigrade9493]

He enunciates. :-)

[@guyfretwell5169]

Everything he does is absolute genius

[@Alexandru1996_]

Maaan, the joke about tampons not being the best present and that "happy birthday, mom!" has killed me lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Made me laugh so hard that i probably made my cat think i am insane lol

[@floxyz8941]

I love his comedy 😂

[@Purple_Kinetic]

ME TOOOOOOO.....!!!!!

[@pr23487]

I love how the audience is a good sport in this

[@mrsnoopy2uable]

Saw your show in Calgary. Was so good!

[@markduggan3451]

Keep us laughing for as long as you can.

[@desertviking]

I Absolutely love Your work Mr. Carr, well done!

[@dirtywindshield5034]

Damn , that comeback joke was savage...

[@SilkySmooth73]

You are a genius!! Brilliant!! 😂😂😂😂

[@raxino774]

My mom caught me twice while I was watching porn but If I get caught once while watching this video, then I'm done

[@tomrichards4522]

Leave the gags to Jimmy please mate

[@corleth2868]

She'd be fine with it. These are Mum jokes, Mom is never mentioned :P

[@ajc1482]

She must be livid you found her videos.

[@NatandGeorge]

especially as you're still yanking it?

[@bayoubilly5176]

​@@tomrichards4522but if we left all the gags to Jimmy what would your mum do for a living?

[@jacobgoodrum5675]

I love this guy absolute legend!

[@EvidenceSaved]

I laugh more when I'm alone, than in a crowd. So your totally wrong😂

[@Seriouslydave]

Not wrong, you just arent the 30x more "on average"

[@memofrf]

Quality. Thank you.

[@Purple_Kinetic]

This guy is a true comedygenius...

[@erikschoff2272]

I used to make buying tampons fun. Not only would I pick up the tampons, I would also buy beer and shotgun shells.

[@TheLifeEvents]

Very clever gent. Thankx

[@nickbeard1718]

Jimmy is just pure class

[@varalvaro2721]

This guy is a genius 😂

[@masere]

Imagine if Toby's mum had recently died after falling down the stairs, and he was at JC's performance after the funeral to cheer himself up?

[@ismailmuttaqien1203]

I'm gonna say its bad karma

[@vullrath]

OMG this guy is comedy genius lol lol lol so happy I discovered him thanks KZbin

[@praveeshachapman677]

Is that sarcasm?

[@reggiebhorrorbaker1650]

Lov jimmy carr jokes

[@alexandersmall7380]

Jimmy Carr: I’m pretty much everywhere. Me: (looks under my bed) Huh, he wasn’t lying.

[@dalejason]

OMG 😂 this is 🔥 PMSL

[@vickiesmith3021]

Your a legend! ❤️.

[@caseman1967]

I'm sorry about before. You are a great comedian.

[@teerzalf]

Fantastic

[@willytrumpold3179]

Jimmy you make my day Brother 😂😂😂 tytyty look forward to seeing you in the future!;-)

[@sabastiangabrielle7171]

This is wonderful. I needed this today.

[@RIGHTOCRYPTO]

your Adelaide show was brilliant. Come back soon.

[@aidzo]

6:37 Jimmy carr laughing normally ?

[@Samurai_Stoner]

Brilliant

[@superomego4138]

I think "your mom" jokes being your best comebacks sounds like an insult

[@jimbrown5552]

Thanks again for sharing 0:17 ❤

[@dereiziger3433]

I booked the tickets nearly a year ago XD

[@yellowcombatgaming]

Jimmy Carr; God of your mum jokes

[@LGB-DT45]

Come to Indianapolis, Indiana, USA!

[@dougkenny6548]

Jimmy looks like Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyer's Club.

[@JosephP6108]

It’s like the inbetweeners 😂

[@patrioticz2858]

I am an american and christian but I think u are hilarious.

[@willytrumpold3179]

Wish more would get IT! IT'S COMEDY 😂😂😂

[@ravenxindustries]

The fact that you feel the need to specify that you are American AND Christian speaks volumes of ... Americans and Christians 😂

[@patrioticz2858]

@ravenxindustries because he make jokes about America and Christians. Also not sure how it "speaks volumes"

[@patrioticz2858]

@@ravenxindustries your music is trash btw lol

[@glennestes8438]

​@patrioticz2858 we get his jokes , wish you could 😮

[@DeadlyPants123]

The amount of your mum jokes this man says is ridiculous. If he releases a book of them it’d be the size of a dictionary

[@JMac-md3vj]

Come to the USA.

[@simplyacatenjoyinglife3260]

I’ll only buy a ticket if I can avoid paying taxes for the ticket.

[@corylohanlon]

Best laugh

[@Wingandaprayer90]

Loved seeing you in Taunton this weekend 26th the PTSD guy was completely mind-blowing and completely un unexpected 😂

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

It gets harder every year

[@SkepticalTeacher]

Come to Spain!!!❤

[@satan6390]

Jimmy looks kinda sick in that opening clip, hope he’s okay

[@bartdegryse9345]

Or maybe aging

[@freeNme]

You need to add Hawaii to the US tour

[@johncapewell7520]

7:43 those mums all sounded like they have had the life sucked out of them. Relieved im never having kids 😂

[@tesseract5569]

Women everywhere are too

[@toeflip]

Fucking Love your stuff Jimmy. If only you could someday come to Cape Town, South Africa. Would love to see you live!!! FRONT ROW

[@Wistbacka]

Lesson learned: dont bring your parents to a Jimmy Carr show

[@willdenoble1898]

Or your siblings

[@cronos42]

In the Wikipedia page of "Pottymouth" it should have a link to this video

[@Khevor]

Jimmy, I highly doubt you will retire. They'll be wheeling you onto stage with more tubes coming out of you than a subway hub and doing 'your mum' jokes long past your expiration date (plastic takes thousands of years to degrade, after all). 😁

[@Charlieb82]

Jimmy looks more and more like Christian Bale each week...

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

Dr here's his stool sample

[@zapkvr]

Have you seen The ice storm? Great movie. Seriously

[@Shannon-Smith]

I checked but couldn't find anything for Australia...

[@rubberduky1829]

Basically Morrissey as a comedian. Jokes more depressing than Girlfriend in a coma .....

[@alaabh1937]

Africa is supposed to be included in that "everywhere" Sir!

[@scott8964]

This video would have been better without adds as it ruins the video

[@sakabula2357]

I didn't get a single ad...maybe it's regional

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

Weigh them in men lmfao

[@JETHO321]

Mom. Theres no "U" in mother.

[@joarnold9495]

Its spelt mum in the uk you ignorant twat

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

45 yrs

[@middomaker]

Pretty passable Australian Accent there, champion. You'd do well down under.

[@enso8762]

Was it your mum?

[@m.j.debruin3041]

I don't wanna get coudies Jimmy.

[@Batmann_]

Cooties?

[@yn3642]

😂😂

[@happivaras]

Payin your tax on money from this? Yes 👍 No 🖕

[@lyn6768]

The man needs to eat more, he's looking like a bobblehead now.

[@TheKamph]

Get your ass to Sweden Jimmy!!

[@ealtar]

you know they say the carrera adds ten pounds ? ... not whichever you used at home are you allright ? i've seen twigs that didn't look as flimsy

[@maxvolume72]

He lwughs like Stampylonghead laughs

[@Kiwiboy1929]

Jimmy Carr doesn't look like Jimmy Carr anymore?

[@youknow227]

Looks like homer when he put a hairclip behind his head to pull back the skin

[@NatandGeorge]

money can't buy happiness, but a facelift is close enough for some people. . .

[@trubyssot]

Your teeth move before words come out

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

My wife was a size 10! Now phew

[@raymondg7565]

Such a mensch!

[@geniferteal4178]

Maybe I've never thought about it before but a laugh track add a comedy show? Seems way too frequent in out of place.

[@HardRockMiner]

I used to think Jimmy was a serious gangster, and then I saw him on Rogan. Jimmy isn't a gangster at all. The whole thing is an act. I was very disappointed.

[@mk67890]

His head looks disproportionately large for his body

[@kuukeli]

yAy

[@MERCURYSUNSET]

What happened to your face Jimmy ?

[@msftcloudgeek]

Jimmy doesn't look too well in the first part

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

Jug

[@sarge420]

Thanks Jimmy. May I borrow a few for the jack wagons I encounter in public? 🤣

[@Flutistno3]

Has he lost a miserably huge amount of weight?

[@biblebadcopycatofcuneiform8210]

I don't agree with the beginning assessment. I don't need a 'laugh track' to laugh at something funny, and not laugh at something that isn't to inform me I should. People shouldn't be Lemmings. There was a survey test done that says that smart people use profanity a lot. Abbot and Costello, Bill Cosby, many people before the 1970's didn't, but after..did, Robin William, You, did/do. So the test is completely wrong. I prefer shows without any profanity, and totally rely on cleverness. You do a good mix, especially for 'adult' comedy.