Jimmy Roasting The Audience - VOL. 3 | Jimmy Carr

[@amanul_2474]

"Daddy, how did you meet mummy?" "Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig"

[@kingloser4198]

"Should have known she'd cheat on me.."

[@arbitrarystuff1229]

Yes, our marriage is a joke, honey?

[@shikarifox4337]

"Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig, and yes, I knew she was slutty from the second I met her."

[@Showmetheevidence-]

*mommy.

[@chunglebung8988]

D.B. Oh poor thick American You are the anomaly here

[@martynilsson4731]

People underestimate, how intelligent and sharp someone must be, to be that quick with the responds to the hecklers. He's a fuckin genius.

[@COFFEEHEADJOHN]

Thats what im saying this man is a genius!

[@laice34]

Did you know that he sets up lots of those jokes by organising to have the heckler yell out

[@Tomba82tj]

i like these videos before even watched them

[@123ShadowMario]

Yeah their probably set up

[@Aaaaaa78794]

Only from the uk

[@falconpowerful2362]

“Tracey... of course it fuckin’ is.” That had me in hysterics!

[@stefanosantini196]

I didn't get that joke. Why??

[@reasonsvoice8554]

@@stefanosantini196 go and read viz

[@dizzl8763]

@@stefanosantini196 its a typical slags name from england

[@nihalr385]

Please explain

[@JLudd]

@@nihalr385 I thought “Ofcourse it is” as well, it’s a little bit of a common name, she sounded like a Tracy lol

[@phil23_8]

British audiences are amazing. It's like they sense the jokes before they're told. Like when that lady said her name was Tracy, they already started laughing before Jimmy said "of course it is" 😂

[@maxroesch7138]

Imagine that, people finding stuff funny without being told it's funny. Only Americans would need humor to be spoonfed

[@filmfelineadmin]

Yes, they have brains

[@y0u5uf]

That's because, when that Lady said her name is Tracy I said Of course it is before Jimmy did.. LOL!!!!!

[@kevinlajoie2966]

it's all crowds that aren't american...

[@ryanleopard4869]

​@@maxroesch7138 you ever seen the American footy chants? They need somebody at the front shouting the words for em and they repeat em back lmao, pitiful

[@civvn]

"You will never chip a tooth, on soup" -steve 2020

[@willdenoble1898]

this was in 2014

[@stevethea5250]

@@willdenoble1898 timestamp?

[@maxtoms8375]

Steve Thea 4:23

[@Lil_Valor]

Your profile pic is fucking creepy😂

[@kusti1337]

You actually really can chip a tooth on like a bone or some bad stuff

[@emf4652]

Jimmey joking about tax dodging, there's a lol

[@MichaelM28]

@Blind Bob No one knew it then in that clip

[@jmsanderson]

Haha I was looking for this comment

[@Rob-cy8xc]

He was guilty of tax avoidance which isn’t a crime, so in real terms nothing to see her just your subjective opinion

[@YaNansCrustyToe]

combathotdog ur a right pleasant guy aren’t u fella

[@Matso-jp8kz]

@@Rob-cy8xc It’s not about being legal or illegal it’s about being ethical or unethical and about having the right to joke about it since he either way doesn’t pay his taxes

[@muneer24]

The level of confidence on Tracey is just amazing

[@robs715]

They call that alcohol.

[@bable6314]

@@robs715 Ahh, yes. Liquid courage.

[@rozasupreme]

That Sam kid was an absolute champion. Took the jokes better than most.

[@ryanse4]

That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

[@ellisdavison5688]

Is that the knockoff version on nickelodeon

[@alecmicah]

Zack*

[@stevethea5250]

@@ellisdavison5688 I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS AUDIENCE ROASTS JIMMY

[@x-fire1875]

Enjoy school 😂

[@ryanse4]

@@alecmicah 3 months might've passed, but I finally corrected it! Thanks!

[@talynhastime9343]

He’s sharp and quick-witted. I love it.

[@bosskie3262]

5:23 best moment xD "Tracey....of course it fucking is"

[@adrianprieto7470]

I think I miss some cultural references here because I'm Spaniard, but somehow it made me laugh. Is Tracey a name typical for that kind of girls or something??

[@stevehendon4076]

@@adrianprieto7470 Yes...Tracey or Sharon 😂😎

[@ChrisR395]

'I'm not in charge of the register.' Damn, that was quick.

[@rydscheer9014]

That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

[@MarcPetrie-v9e]

Yeah thanks for copying someone else's comment​@@rydscheer9014

[@80sMeavyHetal]

Steve was like "Oh damn, I might really get a date" After she stood up he was like "Oh well, nevermind, it was a joke anyways."

[@stephenbennett7578]

Daddy how did you meet mum? "I'll send you the link son"

[@S.0.K.]

At 12:33 you can hear Jimmy laughing like a real human for once.

[@kingloser4198]

Twlight Zone :)

[@Pumpkin0_0]

Yeah, it actually surprised me because it's an extremely rare occurrence, and when it happens, it's just for a slip second before his usual laugh comes out.

[@UKKC80s]

@@Pumpkin0_0 yeh his persona laugh. I can laugh like that but it's fake.

[@scdl-m2z]

I DONT LIKE ITTTT

[@prince-solomon]

Yeah the programming they use on him nowadays is getting better!

[@IrishRepoMan]

"What's your name?" "Tracy" "... Of course it fuckin is" Exactly what I was thinking.

[@Jifflan]

I don't understand 🙈

[@AutomaticDuck300]

@@Jifflan Tracy is a name in the UK that's commonly associated with being promiscuous.

[@Jifflan]

@@AutomaticDuck300 oh haha!!

[@aretnap3653]

Jimmy Crackin' Tax Jokes... If The Audience Had Only Known at TheTime.

[@davesmith9325]

I think they had, that's what made it funny 😄

[@AlexTerek]

I hope Tracey and Steve hooked up

[@Daniel-ld3hm]

No but Kyle and his sister did

[@Sii6X]

They're married, there on insta to

[@Niguido8]

@@Sii6X are they

[@Sii6X]

@@Niguido8 no

[@velvetthunder6788]

@@Sii6X sarcasm or not like I actually can't tell

[@y0u5uf]

I love this man like a brother.. Jimmie's gotten me through some Dark days and now I'm laughing so damn hard..

[@binguscultist]

and yet you can even spell his name right???

[@swaguar7t602]

@@binguscultist can’t* even spell his name right- I think is what you meant 🤦‍♂️😂

[@zachariahsmith1324]

She wanted to go on a date with the guy when she found out he was a dentist $$$$

[@rucu8311]

@Qta do they both like soup?

[@torsteinhaland2598]

@@rucu8311 they both look like soup

[@nitromenoob]

@@torsteinhaland2598 they both make soup on each other

[@msn12383]

@@nitromenoob r

[@laszlobandi6456]

@@nitromenoob wat soup?

[@chuckselvage3157]

He's too quick and doesn't hold back. Legend.

[@nextari]

14:19 "there'as tax on spirits, isn't there?" lmao!

[@ianhilditch9593]

The Dentist said the 13 yo boy had the best set of teeth he'd ever come across.

[@UKKC80s]

Ffs...😱

[@darrenmcewan5806]

His crowd work is some of the best ever in my opinion

[@ProHobbyjogger]

Dara O’Breien is very good too. He remembers every detail they tell him and incorporates them throughout the show. Jimmy does too but I think Dara does more of that.

[@ThePrblmKd91Xx]

@@ProHobbyjogger go back sleep Todd. 😂🤣

[@rydscheer9014]

“There’s a name for people who see ghosts...schizophrenic” I’m dead 💀😂

[@anthonywstanton]

Mr. Carr you never cease to amaze me sir! Well done!

[@Rakunx]

12:30 DID JIMMY JUST LAUGH NORMALLY? 😵🤣🤣❤️

[@jcpadmore]

"Would you like to have a go on that?" - Hahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!! I hope he did!

[@spelheim1476]

Jim is soo good in making content with audience LOVE IT

[@Officialmryuck]

I'm so glad Laugh Planet put Jimmy in their compilation. I'm from the states and this guy is amazing! 😂

[@AndrewBarsky]

You are either brave or really full of self hatred to try to heckle Jimmy Carr.

[@80sMeavyHetal]

Or naive.

[@scottmeager5919]

Or have a degradation kink

[@UKKC80s]

He invites heckles if you watch some of his other specials, but yeh its pretty much Heckle suicide cos your gonna instantly regret it haha!

[@superstormday993]

I could listen hours everyday and never get my fill... How have i only recently learned of Jimmy Carr?!?... Oh yeah, that's right, i'm a recluse in the US, without television... Thank goodness for KZbin!!!

[@ThePrblmKd91Xx]

I would give you your fill Mary….. 😏😌👌🏼 Incidentally; my name is actually Phil 😂🤣😤

[@thematthatter673]

Look if you bring your 14 year old kid to see Jimmy Carr... You're parent of the year.

[@808State21]

"of course it fucking is" I see a Cortina with those names on the windscreen 😂😂

[@iycephoenixx4249]

2:00 This whole bit killed me 🤣

[@alphaelite111games6]

This bit about Jersey not paying taxes is too funny 19:40

[@muditunderscore]

12:33 did.. did he just.. laugh while exhaling?

[@fartalone3142]

nice catch

[@MusicMasterTasmania]

Yep. That there is his real laugh. Gotcha!

[@kajenbop]

MusicMasterTasmania Nah... you can hear him laugh/try not to laugh in the background at other comedians gigs, his laugh isn’t fake

[@saxtonturner2240]

+IDoge you must be new to Jimmy Carr, his laugh is always like that!

[@andrewbloom7694]

@@MusicMasterTasmania that was a giggle, which I've never heard him do lol. His real laugh is definitely that seal fucking thing

[@shaun1552]

Didn't realise how witty and fast Jimmy Carr is! Brilliant

[@GeorgeAlone2277]

When she says that her name is Tracey, I said “course it fucking is” and then jimmy said it

[@ThePrblmKd91Xx]

No you didn’t. I did though.

[@JenifAR87]

@@ThePrblmKd91Xx PHIILLL

[@ThePrblmKd91Xx]

@@JenifAR87 huh? 😮

[@RuShEd_AltF4]

I love his interaction with the audience

[@reconquistalapatria2178]

This guy is brutal 😂😂🔥🔥

[@georgebrandy3896]

"So definitely not a virgin in Glasgow." *Dies inside*

[@joegeorgia8989]

I wish I could be as quick witted as he is.

[@kathyanderson9814]

He is SO BRILLIANT! Never disappoints!

[@Neogrip]

I am genuinely invested in Steve and Tracey's relationship now! 😅

[@ThePrblmKd91Xx]

… or severe lack thereof? 😂🤣

[@SomeOne-pg2js]

3:45 Steve: (pointing to the audience) "Get me a date?" Jimmy: "Get you a date? No problem - do you like 13 year old boys?" hahaha I'm dead xD

[@slevinlaine]

17:10 Clearly yeees! HAHAHAHA best. 18:06 That expression! hahaha.

[@zippymk13]

She wasn't amused lol

[@shybairnsgetnowt]

That tax dodging joke...oh, the irony 😂😂

[@ZAH33D]

7:04 That kid took those hits like a champ!

[@flappetyflippers]

I wonder if he's actually gay

[@Spectrum-Video]

@@flappetyflippers either way, he still isn’t legal...

[@murphtahoe1]

Awesome how the audience loves this part of the show!

[@sidewinder814u]

Thanks Jimmy, very enjoyable, and thought provoking bit. Laughed my ass off...again,,,?

[@outsidestuff5283]

I love the irony of jimmy accusing glasgow of not paying taxes

[@akhilarora6022]

dude mocking about not paying tax. man this never gets old xD

[@bedford4383]

He did pay his taxes, he just finessed the system by storing money elsewhere.

[@joewilson3575]

I'm going to use that one day, "No officer I wasn't dodging my taxes. No I insist, I was just finessing the system."

[@bedford4383]

​@@joewilson3575 "I appreciate as a comedian, people will expect me to 'make light' of this situation, but I'm not going to in this statement. "As this is obviously a serious matter. I met with a financial advisor and he said to me 'Do you want to pay less tax? It's totally legal'. I said 'Yes'." "I now realise I've made a terrible error of judgement. " "Although I've been advised the K2 Tax scheme is entirely legal, and has been fully disclosed to HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs). " "I'm no longer involved in it and will in future conduct my financial affairs much more responsibly. Apologies to everyone. Jimmy Carr." He did nothing illegal.

[@willroberts3865]

McSpitfire there’s a difference between what is legal and what is moral. His actions may have been legal, but they were not morally correct.

[@maxmccann5323]

1:54 I love how it took her a second to figure that out, would explain it lmao

[@80sOutrunFan]

"No offense to you" hahahaha! Jimmy !!!!!

[@darraghcorr2520]

If you want to dress in that manner and live in a lay-by, it's very much up to you.

[@80sOutrunFan]

@@darraghcorr2520 Yeah what a burn!, haha I love that guy, he actually makes me laugh so hard.

[@lagundafire]

14:08.... hasn’t aged that well. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@imicca]

Joseph Tolman-Lopez why?

[@Mediocresinger]

He got caught evading tax

[@ZarkowsWorld]

@@Mediocresinger No, avoiding, which is legal. Evading is not.

[@gd7681]

CuddlesForDays - tax avoidance, not tax evasion.

[@imicca]

@@Mediocresinger that makes no sense because evading is illegal and he would have been in prison. he probably was avoiding. which is legal

[@randomdude4207]

He's a legend. Never cancel this man for his jokes.

[@ImmortalInflames]

Thank you for this, it was Glorious!!

[@FlabbyAbi]

Love that Jimmy Carr regularly uploads on his channel 💕👏

[@nitromenoob]

Regular uploads are a vital requirement for regular income. Especially when that income is tax deductible

[@Amused_Comfort_Inc]

@@nitromenoob lmao do you see any ads in jims videos bruv? He aint getting paid much to upload these, definitely not enough for steady income lol his shows are where his income is, youtube is just advertising for him i think

[@Amused_Comfort_Inc]

He responds to us sometimes as well, pin comments, lovely guy really

[@Arcterion]

More likely it's a manager or assistant that's uploading the clips.

[@FlabbyAbi]

@@Arcterion f off killjoy

[@BrokenPerry1700]

Forget Tracey and Steve. Is that Paddy Pimblet?! 😂 0:48

[@tombpunk]

The Star Trek joke gets especially fun because he is cosplaying Spock.

[@carchariasspartania3958]

I haven't subscribed yet so that bit at the very end was just for me. Thanks buddy, way to make a bloke(?) feel special. The restraining order will of course be forthcoming. Cheers.

[@x-fire1875]

Thats right nod its not like we have a camera pointed at you Enjoy school 😂😂😂

[@UKKC80s]

@HANA VEJVODOVA basically they 14 year old saying he was gay on a live DVD and all his mates will see him say it, so he has to go to school after admitting that. It's a joke, but could be on him lol.

[@FromTheHeavensX]

The soup dentist part killed me hahaha

[@crimsonspade4305]

Never seen a comedian do match making before. This is great 😂

[@bentownsend4017]

Wow I'm early Been waiting for this for ages Yay!

[@black76561]

U say Canterbury I hear clearing... 😂😂

[@broccolihighkicks3857]

I don’t get it...:(

[@harrieth9024]

​@@broccolihighkicks3857basically not the uni you wanted, but it's better than nothing sort of thing

[@RubixCube747]

The woman next to the couple that worked in cyberdog and the kink shop was pure shock and horror 🤣

[@jamesfranklin2339]

That is the most Kyle looking bloke I have ever seen

[@livingdeadghoulz7582]

😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ I love when he’s roasting audiences

[@abemudokon9497]

Damn you watch the right videos for your taste!

[@dannyashton6234]

How he moves sometimes reminds me of C3PO

[@nextari]

wtf. spot on lmao.

[@alexanderheath6662]

That's an insult to C3PO - At least he was funny and intelegnt and not made of wood😂

[@mimoochodom2684]

Hilarious stuff again. Keep em coming.

[@ASpecialKindOfMan]

12:33 jimmy breaks character

[@bravosix8171]

Jimmy carr :- roasts. Also Jimmy Carr:- no offense to you.

[@dannymason5873]

19:56 what is that weirdo doing?! 😂

[@kenduda5621]

love all your work Jimmy!!!

[@giacomorotondi7251]

"I'm joking, don't wash her" dead. ❤

[@AVB91]

That moment his talked about paying taxes 😂🤣

[@staganomal9447]

If Jimmy wasn’t a comedian he’d be Slappy from Goosebumps

[@GodofHellFire1982]

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, the best comedian there is!

[@jacobdueholm9855]

Jimmy Carr is a f*cking BEAST! I love it :-D

[@shaun3473]

“Do you like 13 year old boys?”

[@bfkc111]

I wouldn't believe an (unmarried) woman to say no. In some prank videos, they often show the "normal" reaction at first, followed by a few seconds of looking closer and thinking about it. It's just not allowed, but otherwise no problem.

[@tomcrook5269]

@@bfkc111 ?

[@Hot4Thot]

@@tomcrook5269 Sometimes KZbin puts the reply on the wrong comment or video.... I hope

[@bluesclues132]

@@bfkc111 wtaf...

[@jcpadmore]

"JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!! This fucking video is class.

[@cheezymoon1500]

His performance in the roast of Rob Lowe brought me here

[@twinm8]

12:33 wait was that a normal laugh

[@gaminglikethoushould8978]

He looks like a grown up young sheldon

[@indiarose2963]

Bruv Bruv So Sheldon?

[@paulinesanders7864]

Well he would love to lay claim to the big bang theory, (the sexual big bang that is) lol.

[@MrNissetuta]

Where there ectoplasma involved! Lol! 😂

[@Ezzahh]

0:49 she could smell a mile away 😂

[@FILNAT2011]

Now I need to know if Steve and Tracy ever when on a date

[@x-fire1875]

Daddy how did you meet mommy Well...

[@ojibwayne2896]

After asking her name, she said Tracey, Why did Jimmy say "Of course it fuckin' is!" ?? At 5:23

[@RagingGoblin]

@@ojibwayne2896 Bit of a stereotype. Look up Essex Girl.

[@thevintagebrit6723]

I fucking died 3:48 I couldn’t stop coughing and laughing omg

[@daverennix4332]

Jimmy Carr is the master at roasting people

[@smegul1464]

Why jimmy doesn't have more than a million subscribers is beyond me lol

[@cogidubnus1953]

11:50 Jimmy said "defecate at will"...His name's Will...

[@NewMessage]

The upside of a girl who orders flaming sambucas is that you know at least something's gonna get blown tonight.

[@kristina7065]

smart identity, I was conflicted for a minute

[@user-te8gb7fl6o]

Got a cheek talking about taxes hahaha

[@deanishere7237]

0:46 Paddy the Baddy UFC fighter in the house - he could have jumped up and stomped Jimmy into next week !!!

[@djsnowpdx]

11:00 I wonder if the person who requested the special fitting watched this album later and thought "oh well, the cat's out of the bag now!"

[@kingdodgearcane]

I sure hope the cat wasn't in that bag

[@ΣτελλαΦραντζεσκακη-ο6β]

thanks jim for the show now i understand.I love your show.

[@NyleLevi]

A suspicious amount of tax dodging jokes here... he wanted us all to know

[@sikahuntingnewzealand1268]

Love your style of comedy man

[@abhinav121rocks]

The best sites in New Castle 😂

[@helmitheed]

*Newcastle