“Tracey... of course it fuckin’ is.” That had me in hysterics!
@stefanosantini1963 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that joke. Why??
@reasonsvoice85543 жыл бұрын
@@stefanosantini196 go and read viz
@dizzl87633 жыл бұрын
@@stefanosantini196 its a typical slags name from england
@nihalr3852 жыл бұрын
Please explain
@JLudd2 жыл бұрын
@@nihalr385 I thought “Ofcourse it is” as well, it’s a little bit of a common name, she sounded like a Tracy lol
@martynilsson47314 жыл бұрын
People underestimate, how intelligent and sharp someone must be, to be that quick with the responds to the hecklers. He's a fuckin genius.
@COFFEEHEADJOHN3 жыл бұрын
Thats what im saying this man is a genius!
@laice343 жыл бұрын
Did you know that he sets up lots of those jokes by organising to have the heckler yell out
@Tomba82tj3 жыл бұрын
i like these videos before even watched them
@123ShadowMario3 жыл бұрын
Yeah their probably set up
@Aaaaaa787943 жыл бұрын
Only from the uk
@amanul_24744 жыл бұрын
"Daddy, how did you meet mummy?" "Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig"
@kingloser41984 жыл бұрын
"Should have known she'd cheat on me.."
@arbitrarystuff12294 жыл бұрын
Yes, our marriage is a joke, honey?
@shikarifox43374 жыл бұрын
"Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig, and yes, I knew she was slutty from the second I met her."
@Showmetheevidence-4 жыл бұрын
*mommy.
@chunglebung89884 жыл бұрын
D.B. Oh poor thick American You are the anomaly here
@phil23_83 жыл бұрын
British audiences are amazing. It's like they sense the jokes before they're told. Like when that lady said her name was Tracy, they already started laughing before Jimmy said "of course it is" 😂
@maxroesch71382 жыл бұрын
Imagine that, people finding stuff funny without being told it's funny. Only Americans would need humor to be spoonfed
@filmfelineadmin2 жыл бұрын
Yes, they have brains
@y0u5uf2 жыл бұрын
That's because, when that Lady said her name is Tracy I said Of course it is before Jimmy did.. LOL!!!!!
@kevinlajoie2966 Жыл бұрын
it's all crowds that aren't american...
@ryanleopard4869 Жыл бұрын
@@maxroesch7138 you ever seen the American footy chants? They need somebody at the front shouting the words for em and they repeat em back lmao, pitiful
@emf46524 жыл бұрын
Jimmey joking about tax dodging, there's a lol
@MichaelM284 жыл бұрын
@Blind Bob No one knew it then in that clip
@jmsanderson4 жыл бұрын
Haha I was looking for this comment
@Rob-cy8xc4 жыл бұрын
He was guilty of tax avoidance which isn’t a crime, so in real terms nothing to see her just your subjective opinion
@YaNansCrustyToe4 жыл бұрын
combathotdog ur a right pleasant guy aren’t u fella
@Matso-jp8kz4 жыл бұрын
@@Rob-cy8xc It’s not about being legal or illegal it’s about being ethical or unethical and about having the right to joke about it since he either way doesn’t pay his taxes
@civvn4 жыл бұрын
"You will never chip a tooth, on soup" -steve 2020
@willdenoble18984 жыл бұрын
this was in 2014
@stevethea52504 жыл бұрын
@@willdenoble1898 timestamp?
@maxtoms83754 жыл бұрын
Steve Thea 4:23
@Lil_Valor4 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is fucking creepy😂
@kusti13374 жыл бұрын
You actually really can chip a tooth on like a bone or some bad stuff
@bosskie32624 жыл бұрын
5:23 best moment xD "Tracey....of course it fucking is"
@adrianprieto74703 жыл бұрын
I think I miss some cultural references here because I'm Spaniard, but somehow it made me laugh. Is Tracey a name typical for that kind of girls or something??
@stevehendon40763 жыл бұрын
@@adrianprieto7470 Yes...Tracey or Sharon 😂😎
@muneer244 жыл бұрын
The level of confidence on Tracey is just amazing
@robs7154 жыл бұрын
They call that alcohol.
@bable63142 жыл бұрын
@@robs715 Ahh, yes. Liquid courage.
@rozasupreme2 жыл бұрын
That Sam kid was an absolute champion. Took the jokes better than most.
@ChrisR3954 жыл бұрын
'I'm not in charge of the register.' Damn, that was quick.
@rydscheer90143 жыл бұрын
That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
@MarcPetrie-v9e2 ай бұрын
Yeah thanks for copying someone else's comment@@rydscheer9014
@ryanse44 жыл бұрын
That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
@ellisdavison56884 жыл бұрын
Is that the knockoff version on nickelodeon
@alecmicah4 жыл бұрын
Zack*
@stevethea52504 жыл бұрын
@@ellisdavison5688 I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS AUDIENCE ROASTS JIMMY
@x-fire18754 жыл бұрын
Enjoy school 😂
@ryanse44 жыл бұрын
@@alecmicah 3 months might've passed, but I finally corrected it! Thanks!
@AlexTerek4 жыл бұрын
I hope Tracey and Steve hooked up
@Daniel-ld3hm4 жыл бұрын
No but Kyle and his sister did
@Sii6X4 жыл бұрын
They're married, there on insta to
@franklahache36794 жыл бұрын
@@Sii6X are they
@Sii6X4 жыл бұрын
@@franklahache3679 no
@velvetthunder67884 жыл бұрын
@@Sii6X sarcasm or not like I actually can't tell
@nextari3 жыл бұрын
14:19 "there'as tax on spirits, isn't there?" lmao!
@zachariahsmith13244 жыл бұрын
She wanted to go on a date with the guy when she found out he was a dentist $$$$
@rucu83114 жыл бұрын
@Qta do they both like soup?
@torsteinhaland25983 жыл бұрын
@@rucu8311 they both look like soup
@nitromenoob3 жыл бұрын
@@torsteinhaland2598 they both make soup on each other
@msn123833 жыл бұрын
@@nitromenoob r
@laszlobandi64562 жыл бұрын
@@nitromenoob wat soup?
@aretnap36534 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Crackin' Tax Jokes... If The Audience Had Only Known at TheTime.
@davesmith93252 жыл бұрын
I think they had, that's what made it funny 😄
@S.0.K.4 жыл бұрын
At 12:33 you can hear Jimmy laughing like a real human for once.
@kingloser41984 жыл бұрын
Twlight Zone :)
@Pumpkin0_04 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it actually surprised me because it's an extremely rare occurrence, and when it happens, it's just for a slip second before his usual laugh comes out.
@UKKC80s3 жыл бұрын
@@Pumpkin0_0 yeh his persona laugh. I can laugh like that but it's fake.
@scdl-m2z Жыл бұрын
I DONT LIKE ITTTT
@prince-solomon Жыл бұрын
Yeah the programming they use on him nowadays is getting better!
@y0u5uf2 жыл бұрын
I love this man like a brother.. Jimmie's gotten me through some Dark days and now I'm laughing so damn hard..
@binguscultist2 жыл бұрын
and yet you can even spell his name right???
@swaguar7t602 Жыл бұрын
@@binguscultist can’t* even spell his name right- I think is what you meant 🤦♂️😂
@talynhastime93434 жыл бұрын
He’s sharp and quick-witted. I love it.
@AndrewBarsky4 жыл бұрын
You are either brave or really full of self hatred to try to heckle Jimmy Carr.
@80sMeavyHetal3 жыл бұрын
Or naive.
@scottmeager59193 жыл бұрын
Or have a degradation kink
@UKKC80s3 жыл бұрын
He invites heckles if you watch some of his other specials, but yeh its pretty much Heckle suicide cos your gonna instantly regret it haha!
@Rakunx4 жыл бұрын
12:30 DID JIMMY JUST LAUGH NORMALLY? 😵🤣🤣❤️
@stephenbennett75783 жыл бұрын
Daddy how did you meet mum? "I'll send you the link son"
@IrishRepoMan4 жыл бұрын
"What's your name?" "Tracy" "... Of course it fuckin is" Exactly what I was thinking.
@Jifflan3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand 🙈
@AutomaticDuck3002 жыл бұрын
@@Jifflan Tracy is a name in the UK that's commonly associated with being promiscuous.
@Jifflan2 жыл бұрын
@@AutomaticDuck300 oh haha!!
@darrenmcewan58063 жыл бұрын
His crowd work is some of the best ever in my opinion
@ProHobbyjogger3 жыл бұрын
Dara O’Breien is very good too. He remembers every detail they tell him and incorporates them throughout the show. Jimmy does too but I think Dara does more of that.
@ThePrblmKd91Xx2 жыл бұрын
@@ProHobbyjogger go back sleep Todd. 😂🤣
@808State214 жыл бұрын
"of course it fucking is" I see a Cortina with those names on the windscreen 😂😂
@jcpadmore4 жыл бұрын
"Would you like to have a go on that?" - Hahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!! I hope he did!
@chuckselvage31572 жыл бұрын
He's too quick and doesn't hold back. Legend.
@alphaelite111games63 жыл бұрын
This bit about Jersey not paying taxes is too funny 19:40
@80sMeavyHetal3 жыл бұрын
Steve was like "Oh damn, I might really get a date" After she stood up he was like "Oh well, nevermind, it was a joke anyways."
@mudit76574 жыл бұрын
12:33 did.. did he just.. laugh while exhaling?
@fartalone31424 жыл бұрын
nice catch
@MusicMasterTasmania4 жыл бұрын
Yep. That there is his real laugh. Gotcha!
@kajenbop4 жыл бұрын
MusicMasterTasmania Nah... you can hear him laugh/try not to laugh in the background at other comedians gigs, his laugh isn’t fake
@saxtonturner22404 жыл бұрын
+IDoge you must be new to Jimmy Carr, his laugh is always like that!
@andrewbloom76944 жыл бұрын
@@MusicMasterTasmania that was a giggle, which I've never heard him do lol. His real laugh is definitely that seal fucking thing
@iycephoenixx42492 жыл бұрын
2:00 This whole bit killed me 🤣
@ianhilditch95934 жыл бұрын
The Dentist said the 13 yo boy had the best set of teeth he'd ever come across.
@UKKC80s3 жыл бұрын
Ffs...😱
@rydscheer90143 жыл бұрын
“There’s a name for people who see ghosts...schizophrenic” I’m dead 💀😂
@reconquistalapatria21783 жыл бұрын
This guy is brutal 😂😂🔥🔥
@anthonywstanton4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Carr you never cease to amaze me sir! Well done!
@Officialmryuck3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Laugh Planet put Jimmy in their compilation. I'm from the states and this guy is amazing! 😂
@joegeorgia89894 жыл бұрын
I wish I could be as quick witted as he is.
@RuShEd_AltF44 жыл бұрын
I love his interaction with the audience
@GeorgeAlone22774 жыл бұрын
When she says that her name is Tracey, I said “course it fucking is” and then jimmy said it
@ThePrblmKd91Xx2 жыл бұрын
No you didn’t. I did though.
@JenifAR87 Жыл бұрын
@@ThePrblmKd91Xx PHIILLL
@ThePrblmKd91Xx Жыл бұрын
@@JenifAR87 huh? 😮
@slevinlaine4 жыл бұрын
17:10 Clearly yeees! HAHAHAHA best. 18:06 That expression! hahaha.
@zippymk134 жыл бұрын
She wasn't amused lol
@superstormday9933 жыл бұрын
I could listen hours everyday and never get my fill... How have i only recently learned of Jimmy Carr?!?... Oh yeah, that's right, i'm a recluse in the US, without television... Thank goodness for KZbin!!!
@ThePrblmKd91Xx2 жыл бұрын
I would give you your fill Mary….. 😏😌👌🏼 Incidentally; my name is actually Phil 😂🤣😤
@thematthatter6733 жыл бұрын
Look if you bring your 14 year old kid to see Jimmy Carr... You're parent of the year.
@spelheim14764 жыл бұрын
Jim is soo good in making content with audience LOVE IT
@ZAH33D4 жыл бұрын
7:04 That kid took those hits like a champ!
@flappetyflippers3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he's actually gay
@Spectrum-Video2 жыл бұрын
@@flappetyflippers either way, he still isn’t legal...
@shybairnsgetnowt3 жыл бұрын
That tax dodging joke...oh, the irony 😂😂
@shaun15522 жыл бұрын
Didn't realise how witty and fast Jimmy Carr is! Brilliant
@georgebrandy38963 жыл бұрын
"So definitely not a virgin in Glasgow." *Dies inside*
@80sOutrunFan4 жыл бұрын
"No offense to you" hahahaha! Jimmy !!!!!
@darraghcorr25203 жыл бұрын
If you want to dress in that manner and live in a lay-by, it's very much up to you.
@80sOutrunFan3 жыл бұрын
@@darraghcorr2520 Yeah what a burn!, haha I love that guy, he actually makes me laugh so hard.
@dannyashton62344 жыл бұрын
How he moves sometimes reminds me of C3PO
@nextari3 жыл бұрын
wtf. spot on lmao.
@alexanderheath66623 жыл бұрын
That's an insult to C3PO - At least he was funny and intelegnt and not made of wood😂
@andrewbloom76944 жыл бұрын
Those two rock and roll types were expecting a performance involving lots of wierd loud sounds, sexually aggressive imagery, and swearing. And since it's a Jimmy carr gig, they were in luck!
@UKKC80s3 жыл бұрын
I'm taking nothing away but I think they were plants...stand out TOO Much to be fair lol.
@RubixCube7473 жыл бұрын
@@UKKC80s going from Jimmy's reaction they most definitely weren't. He was far to shocked to even come up with a response for a wee while
@FlabbyAbi4 жыл бұрын
Love that Jimmy Carr regularly uploads on his channel 💕👏
@nitromenoob4 жыл бұрын
Regular uploads are a vital requirement for regular income. Especially when that income is tax deductible
@Amused_Comfort_Inc4 жыл бұрын
@@nitromenoob lmao do you see any ads in jims videos bruv? He aint getting paid much to upload these, definitely not enough for steady income lol his shows are where his income is, youtube is just advertising for him i think
@Amused_Comfort_Inc4 жыл бұрын
He responds to us sometimes as well, pin comments, lovely guy really
@Arcterion4 жыл бұрын
More likely it's a manager or assistant that's uploading the clips.
@FlabbyAbi4 жыл бұрын
@@Arcterion f off killjoy
@black765614 жыл бұрын
U say Canterbury I hear clearing... 😂😂
@broccolihighkicks38574 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it...:(
@harrieth90247 ай бұрын
@@broccolihighkicks3857basically not the uni you wanted, but it's better than nothing sort of thing
@x-fire18754 жыл бұрын
Thats right nod its not like we have a camera pointed at you Enjoy school 😂😂😂
@UKKC80s3 жыл бұрын
@HANA VEJVODOVA basically they 14 year old saying he was gay on a live DVD and all his mates will see him say it, so he has to go to school after admitting that. It's a joke, but could be on him lol.
@maxmccann53233 жыл бұрын
1:54 I love how it took her a second to figure that out, would explain it lmao
@randomdude4207 Жыл бұрын
He's a legend. Never cancel this man for his jokes.
@murphtahoe12 жыл бұрын
Awesome how the audience loves this part of the show!
@Neogrip2 жыл бұрын
I am genuinely invested in Steve and Tracey's relationship now! 😅
@ThePrblmKd91Xx2 жыл бұрын
… or severe lack thereof? 😂🤣
@livingdeadghoulz75824 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ I love when he’s roasting audiences
@abemudokon94974 жыл бұрын
Damn you watch the right videos for your taste!
@kathyanderson98144 жыл бұрын
He is SO BRILLIANT! Never disappoints!
@jamesfranklin23393 жыл бұрын
That is the most Kyle looking bloke I have ever seen
@outsidestuff52834 жыл бұрын
I love the irony of jimmy accusing glasgow of not paying taxes
@akhilarora60224 жыл бұрын
dude mocking about not paying tax. man this never gets old xD
@bedford43834 жыл бұрын
He did pay his taxes, he just finessed the system by storing money elsewhere.
@joewilson35754 жыл бұрын
I'm going to use that one day, "No officer I wasn't dodging my taxes. No I insist, I was just finessing the system."
@bedford43834 жыл бұрын
@@joewilson3575 "I appreciate as a comedian, people will expect me to 'make light' of this situation, but I'm not going to in this statement. "As this is obviously a serious matter. I met with a financial advisor and he said to me 'Do you want to pay less tax? It's totally legal'. I said 'Yes'." "I now realise I've made a terrible error of judgement. " "Although I've been advised the K2 Tax scheme is entirely legal, and has been fully disclosed to HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs). " "I'm no longer involved in it and will in future conduct my financial affairs much more responsibly. Apologies to everyone. Jimmy Carr." He did nothing illegal.
@willroberts38654 жыл бұрын
McSpitfire there’s a difference between what is legal and what is moral. His actions may have been legal, but they were not morally correct.
@tombpunk4 жыл бұрын
The Star Trek joke gets especially fun because he is cosplaying Spock.
@SomeOne-pg2js4 жыл бұрын
3:45 Steve: (pointing to the audience) "Get me a date?" Jimmy: "Get you a date? No problem - do you like 13 year old boys?" hahaha I'm dead xD
@laxeystu80964 жыл бұрын
Bit rich mocking other people for not paying taxes.
@iawarenow6584 жыл бұрын
pay the UKGOV money for what anyway.. to fund and support Genocide on the other side of the world so hopefully nobody would notice..? why you pay money to terrorists in UK Parliament.. think about it..then stop paying any more money to criminals
@Midnight_The_Therian14 жыл бұрын
He payed it all back. By having a 50% wage cut for just over a year and now he don't have a limited company now. He's just self employed and pays 40%.off his wage on taxes.unlike most off celebrity's.
@a.s9454 жыл бұрын
But then again he's rich
@steamer14 жыл бұрын
Rich indeed.
@steamer14 жыл бұрын
@@Midnight_The_Therian1 Did you let your 8 year old finish off your comment?
@lagundafire4 жыл бұрын
14:08.... hasn’t aged that well. 😂😂😂😂😂
@imicca4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Tolman-Lopez why?
@Mediocresinger4 жыл бұрын
He got caught evading tax
@ZarkowsWorld4 жыл бұрын
@@Mediocresinger No, avoiding, which is legal. Evading is not.
@gd76814 жыл бұрын
CuddlesForDays - tax avoidance, not tax evasion.
@imicca4 жыл бұрын
@@Mediocresinger that makes no sense because evading is illegal and he would have been in prison. he probably was avoiding. which is legal
@ASpecialKindOfMan4 жыл бұрын
12:33 jimmy breaks character
@AVB914 жыл бұрын
That moment his talked about paying taxes 😂🤣
@cogidubnus19534 жыл бұрын
11:50 Jimmy said "defecate at will"...His name's Will...
@sidewinder814u Жыл бұрын
Thanks Jimmy, very enjoyable, and thought provoking bit. Laughed my ass off...again,,,?
@twinm84 жыл бұрын
12:33 wait was that a normal laugh
@FromTheHeavensX Жыл бұрын
The soup dentist part killed me hahaha
@abhinav121rocks4 жыл бұрын
The best sites in New Castle 😂
@helmitheed4 жыл бұрын
*Newcastle
@deanishere72372 жыл бұрын
0:46 Paddy the Baddy UFC fighter in the house - he could have jumped up and stomped Jimmy into next week !!!
@RubixCube7473 жыл бұрын
The woman next to the couple that worked in cyberdog and the kink shop was pure shock and horror 🤣
@rmasteph51014 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see jimmy but going to great britain from the usa is tad expensive so keep it coming youtube.
@giacomorotondi72513 ай бұрын
"I'm joking, don't wash her" dead. ❤
@cheezymoon15004 жыл бұрын
His performance in the roast of Rob Lowe brought me here
@jacobdueholm98554 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr is a f*cking BEAST! I love it :-D
@dannymason58734 жыл бұрын
19:56 what is that weirdo doing?! 😂
@skoll_20244 жыл бұрын
Love the lady realising the dude beside her sells bum hole washing products. Priceless.
@annother33504 жыл бұрын
To be fair they made it sound like you just crap into a bag
@ImmortalInflames4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this, it was Glorious!!
@user-te8gb7fl6o2 жыл бұрын
Got a cheek talking about taxes hahaha
@BrokenPerry-em5to Жыл бұрын
Forget Tracey and Steve. Is that Paddy Pimblet?! 😂 0:48
@jcpadmore4 жыл бұрын
"JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!! This fucking video is class.
@djsnowpdx4 жыл бұрын
11:00 I wonder if the person who requested the special fitting watched this album later and thought "oh well, the cat's out of the bag now!"
@kingdodgearcane4 жыл бұрын
I sure hope the cat wasn't in that bag
@crimsonspade43052 жыл бұрын
Never seen a comedian do match making before. This is great 😂
@FILNAT20114 жыл бұрын
Now I need to know if Steve and Tracy ever when on a date
@x-fire18754 жыл бұрын
Daddy how did you meet mommy Well...
@ojibwayne28964 жыл бұрын
After asking her name, she said Tracey, Why did Jimmy say "Of course it fuckin' is!" ?? At 5:23
@RagingGoblin4 жыл бұрын
@@ojibwayne2896 Bit of a stereotype. Look up Essex Girl.
@MrNissetuta4 жыл бұрын
Where there ectoplasma involved! Lol! 😂
@thevintagebrit67233 жыл бұрын
I fucking died 3:48 I couldn’t stop coughing and laughing omg
@smegul14644 жыл бұрын
Why jimmy doesn't have more than a million subscribers is beyond me lol
@gaminglikethoushould89784 жыл бұрын
He looks like a grown up young sheldon
@indiarose29634 жыл бұрын
Bruv Bruv So Sheldon?
@paulinesanders78644 жыл бұрын
Well he would love to lay claim to the big bang theory, (the sexual big bang that is) lol.
@thomasbengtsson97554 жыл бұрын
5:24 was thinking the exact same thing XD
@mimoochodom26844 жыл бұрын
Hilarious stuff again. Keep em coming.
@kenduda56213 ай бұрын
love all your work Jimmy!!!
@daverennix43323 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr is the master at roasting people
@shaun34734 жыл бұрын
“Do you like 13 year old boys?”
@bfkc1114 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't believe an (unmarried) woman to say no. In some prank videos, they often show the "normal" reaction at first, followed by a few seconds of looking closer and thinking about it. It's just not allowed, but otherwise no problem.
@tomcrook52694 жыл бұрын
@@bfkc111 ?
@Hot4Thot4 жыл бұрын
@@tomcrook5269 Sometimes KZbin puts the reply on the wrong comment or video.... I hope
@bluesclues1324 жыл бұрын
@@bfkc111 wtaf...
@mattgarrett25833 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr making tax dodging jokes always kills me
@staganomal94474 жыл бұрын
If Jimmy wasn’t a comedian he’d be Slappy from Goosebumps
@Ezzahh4 жыл бұрын
0:49 she could smell a mile away 😂
@jacksdjfam4 жыл бұрын
Amelie! Haha. So quick!
@juststewman74554 жыл бұрын
"Tracey " lmao
@Bobal274 жыл бұрын
You sure it isn’t Tracie with a winky face dotting the i?