30-yr-old with 18-yr-old girlfriend goes to divorce court for his prior marriage

[@honestlyahna]

The fact that his kids aren’t even his ex wife’s is such a good detail

[@fabianatrindade56]

And the attorney was actually trying to make her have full custody of the kids. Wtf? 💀

[@toxxicbangerz]

@@fabianatrindade56 Family court be like that sometimes

[@user-zu1py7kv2q]

Omg I know. He needs a grammy for this highly disturbing portrayal.

[@fabianatrindade56]

@@Max-bm5rs Ohh yeah makes more sense 😅

[@PureCurebyFaith]

@@fabianatrindade56 Depends on her relationship with the children. If the character is their mother, she should have full right to have custody of them because let's not lie to ourselves, blood is too shallow to take into account _especially_ when their progenitor is someone like Brian

[@markymcglide7650]

True to form, this man definitely showed up to court in a hoodie and pajama pants fully expecting to be getting paid over 35k

[@jarrettstork9883]

He didn’t necessarily expect to get that much get he certainly didn’t expect to pay it out

[@maggiecramer8154]

​@jarrettstork9883 "35000? That's not enough" was his exact response

[@Dollmoth9]

I work in a law firm and the amount of times I go to drop something off at the courts and see people in hoodies entering through security is astounding 😂

[@Grooove_e]

Sounds like John Fetterman showing up to the White House in the same attire 😂

[@tonypeppermint5329]

​@@Dollmoth9Oh no.

[@Yzzami]

Waiting for the arc where the 18 year old breaks up with him, misses him, and goes back to him, breaks up with him again, misses him, and goes back to him again

[@dabofiron.itzsimplicity]

This happens weekly, perhaps daily

[@bickyboo7789]

I want to see Brian talk her into an abortion.

[@manasser99]

that ain't an arc, that's the full circle 😂

[@everybodysfavoritenobody]

Then gets abused, tries to commit su1c1de by drugs brought by bf, and leaves like several children to wonder alone outside for the neighbors to find...

[@noaheke2666]

Shits getting too real in this thread 😂

[@thomasbowman3579]

I'm calling it. Zoe is going to ask her parents to pay on behalf of Brian.

[@johnrivers3813]

He has his rap career to think about! Not all this BULLSHIT

[@FisherOfMenParakletos]

Dont spoil the story wtfff

[@Insertia_Nameia]

She'll probably just steal her dad's credit card again like she did to get him all flame decals on the car.

[@fredskull1618]

That judge is SUCH a hater. #justiceforbrian

[@JoeSims1776]

#fuckingbullshit

[@vincent702]

Facts this is BULLSHIT

[@thecrimsoncure8201]

He must be related to Tamara. #Briandeservesjustice

[@anonymous2858]

this is bs

[@timmy6890]

Oh my god fr literally shakin and cryin rn 😭😭😭

[@brettzforeman]

Of note: -Brian ended up owing Tamara a settlement of almost $35,000 -Approximately $21,000 of this was attorney's fees for Tamara that he could have mostly or entirely avoided paying by settling with her out of court. This means he only owed her around $14,000 for the property damage, but increased what he owed her by around 150% by choosing to take their divorce to court. -Not even included in this $35,000 settlement is the almost $15,000 that had to be paid to Brian's own lawyer, meaning his divorce really cost closer to $50,000 in total. -He couldn't pay his own lawyer, which is why Zoe used her inheritance money to do this. Since he already borrowed a massive sum of money from Zoe to fund this ill advised lawsuit, it's not clear where he's going to get $35,000 to pay Tamara or her lawyers. My thinking is that if he gets a job and is paid over the table, that Tamara's lawyers will just put a garnishment on his paychecks. For this reason, his limited jobhunting activities will be restricted to under-the-table work, which Zoe wil justify to others referencing Tamara's toxicity and the judge's horrible miscarriage of justice. For Tamara, at least, this should represent closure. Zoe unfortunately doesn't seem nearly done with Brian, so their struggles together are far from over.

[@m.i.c.h.o]

Damn. Nice comprehensive overview. Using all this data you collected, it's basically PROOF that Brian is the REAL victim here. That bastard judge and his ex-wife bitch Tamara are such villains!

[@SailorMoonkin]

thank you for this breakdown! 😸

[@lirich0]

Damn theslappablejerk actually made the plot accurate which is a hilarious detail. Also what a thorough analysis lmao

[@charlesahweyevu]

Why did I read all this and enjoyed it

[@riparoo9675]

In a prior short, it's also mentioned that our tragic protagonist 'nearly totalled [her] car' and 'missed rent payments' that Tamara had to cover for. All things stated, a 10k settlement seems justified.

[@narenbalachandarisgood]

I love how these used to be stand alone skits but you are slowly turning it into a connected series

[@Phlebas]

I swear I've met all these characters. This guy reminds me of someone who my friend dated for several years. Much older guy dating a young woman (he was in his 40s, she was in her 20s), kids from a previous relationship who he didn't talk to, always borrowing money from her, prided himself on never having done his own laundry (laundry is women's work, and he was a manly man). It didn't last. He cheated on her then broke up with her. My friend was devastated, but I still think breaking up with her was the only kind thing he's ever done for her.

[@crushing3614]

yes theyre mockeries of real events and occurences

[@MrPossomtail]

Wtf possessed her to date him in the first place? xD

[@crushing3614]

@@MrPossomtail young and naive

[@chelseahuddle557]

@@MrPossomtail You'd be surprised how WELL someone can sell themselves when they're this shitty of a person. They learn to perfect their 'marketing' of themselves because they know they bring almost nothing to, or actively take away from, the table.

[@hugo3627]

@@MrPossomtail probably insecurity.

[@blazaybla22]

“What’s the proof that Brian punched holes in Tamara’s drywall?” “Literally just look at him for like 3 seconds” “…I find in favor of the plaintiff”

[@AimeeKateKelly]

😂😂😂😂

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

And the fact that he's unstable enough to have a hemotional outburst right there in front of the judge.

[@defaultname7685]

I like how he captures that desperate little verbal assertion of dominance that those people try and do by frequently sniffing and clearing their throat.

[@Zebcaramel]

Yea but it’s not an assertion of anything it’s the coke drip

[@defaultname7685]

@@Zebcaramel na i used to work with people that didn't do coke and would only do this when they were uncomfortable/nervous and trying to puff himself up

[@terminaldeity]

@@defaultname7685 It's supposed to be coke drip. That's part of his character.

[@Zebcaramel]

@@defaultname7685 hard to know someone does coke or not for sure unless you see them because most people aren’t dumb enough to admit it for no reason. But it’s been confirmed canon by the creator this character does cheap coke

[@curious1053]

If he was trying assert dominance, he’d recite his area code.

[@ElGordo2497]

The fact that people like Brian and Zoe exist irl with no self awareness makes me feel sick. The most I can do is avoid them and feel bad for any kids involved.

[@akamered4483]

Zoe is a victim here. Just saying.

[@ibiszhu6093]

This man needs a Netflix show staring only him

[@vincent702]

2 good for Netflix

[@baliocelot2537]

Starring*

[@cecilyerker]

That’s…. That’s his KZbin channel. We’re watching it.

[@deadgoldenheart9560]

@@cecilyerker He said netflix show, not youtube shorts.

[@La_Ru-yg8es]

I would sooo watch that!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tristysstuff6664]

"This is like...like...bullshit!" Lol why was this part so realistic?

[@MyHam-os4bq]

I was thinking the exact same lmao. The proper words escaped him cuz he’s never read a book

[@notmyopinion4981]

I love how Tamara interacted with Zoe, bc clearly she is a grown up and has a lot of sympathy for Zoe being just a kiddo

[@KillYouTubeExecs]

that was the judge

[@JaXonSlade]

Think that was the lawyer

[@notmyopinion4981]

@@JaXonSlade I thought bc they said 'brian and I'🤷‍♀️ well then xD

[@coffeepandacat]

Zoe is just supply for Brian. 7-10 yrs will be so broken

[@andytroumbly]

​@@JaXonSladeit wasn't the lawyer

[@forestsandman]

He totally wears high socks with flip flops and has his kids names tattooed on his forearm.

[@OneJessticle]

House slippers with crew socks, forearm has cigarette burns and one ICP tattoo his friend did in highschool with a safety pin and a ball point pen

[@lifeasrini]

He needed the tattoos to remember the kids names 😅

[@WandaMaximoff1998]

@@lifeasriniyes but they’re misspelled 😂

[@lifeasrini]

@@WandaMaximoff1998 🤣🤣 ..... and when asked when they were born he's like "umm, January?"

[@WandaMaximoff1998]

@@lifeasrini either January or he just remembers like St. Patrick’s day or MLK day and gets it confused

[@kabooby0]

His GF is so supportive of Brian and his rap career. All guys should aspire to have a partner so supportive of their dreams.

[@cocobutter3175]

What's so ironic, is I know of one girl who DID support a guy while he was working on his rap career. He made it. Then he dumped her. At least that's what his family said when they showed me pictures of them. And she was absolutely gorgeous, like 10 out of 10. This video really made me think of that for some reason.

[@The1of1000]

@@cocobutter3175That’s incredibly sad.

[@harsh3948]

@@cocobutter3175when you’ve made it as a rapper, why have a supporting gf when you can get a couple of b|tches on rotation?

[@freddy7304]

@@cocobutter3175what rapper ,?

[@duppy404]

💀

[@chickensoup5067]

the judge obviously doesn’t see brian’s talent. sad, honestly 😔

[@hufflewuffles]

Tamara isn’t even their biological mother! 😂 I died 💀

[@stansman5461]

I wonder if men get the same liberty. "you're not the biological father so after divorce you don't need to pay for them" Probably not.

[@JackRackham82]

@@stansman5461you just made that up for the sole purpose of being a victim

[@stansman5461]

@@JackRackham82 if a woman can r@pe a minor, and then have the court make the minor pay child support, you don't think the same happens? 😂

[@JackRackham82]

@@stansman5461 You can count on your fingers how many times that’s happened in the past 20 years. When it was more common,Society had an attitude that teenage boys want sex and should pay the price for behaving like an adult, which is thankfully an idea you see less an less of today

[@Jason-hu4fq]

@@JackRackham82so because it isn’t common it makes it okay?

[@zgaming8721]

I thought the redditor was my favorite… but… This guy has endless comedy attached to him. More of the 30 year old please!

[@vivada2667]

I can't believe this guy can differentiate four different voices and make the whole thing seem so real

[@erikaheck8261]

Zoe really is the typical 18 year old-straight up thinking she has rights and the ability to speak in a courtroom where she’s not involved😂

[@samanthathompson9812]

Her parents told her she's special and she should always Speak Up.

[@phuck8627]

You have the average 18 year old confused with the average 50 year old but okay

[@tasmeenbaker9912]

As an 18 year old, don't lump me in with this. 🤣🤣 I still feel like I'm 16

[@jrufus9169]

Can't believe that there are women out there destroying innocent men's lives like this 😢. Thank you for showing us the hard reality of life.

[@CallMeVlork]

You get that money, Tamara 💅

[@thecrimsoncure8201]

In my manosphere voice: Feminist 😝🤨

[@revanamell1791]

Just want to say it's inspiring to see Brian actually show up. Our man is really seeing some growth as a person 😂

[@lifeasrini]

To be fair to Brian, he thought he was getting cash 😅

[@RachelRichards]

He probably has 5 more kids out there whose mothers preferred to tell their children that their dad was dead, than to tell them that this dude was their father.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

Brian is now going to rant endlessly to anyone who will listen about how the courts and divorce laws unfairly favor women.

[@randomladyaj]

Wow, he actually showed up… i am so involved in this story…

[@muscacholi]

Only showed up because he was promised money

[@abbiereynolds8016]

Because he thought he was getting money lol😅

[@deadbushinc.5105]

The way he carries himself in court is just abhorrent - his clothing isn't even close to resembling something like a suit - talking while the judge is speaking - cursing - "i wanna say for the record" (dude, everything is already being documented. stenographers exist.)

[@Drosenv]

Yes, but also dead on accurate.

[@terabyte240]

Holy crap. My ex’s name is Brian Sullivan, and my name is very similar to Tamara. And yeah, my ex doesn’t want custody. 😳

[@dwolf6732]

I think this video is foreshadowing your victory vs your ex.

[@livesofthefreemasons]

The chain and the coughing get me every time 😂 Bro trying to give away his kids too 😂

[@epicness877]

This is the biggest lore event in the 30 year old / 18 year old couple arc so far

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

i love that you could've easily gone the fatalist "everyone stupid wins" route but there are indeed still standards here

[@rocswan600]

Don't tell me his rap career is coming to an end 😭

[@michaelk9279]

Don't worry, he can always feature on his buddy's track from the jail phone

[@kemuan01]

Nah bro, the diss track Brian drops next is gonna be soo fire, its gonna take them right outta Zoey's apartmarment complex 🤣

[@Chafflives]

It never started.

[@DisabledMario]

How you continue to give all of your unique characters narrative depth and variety astonishes me.

[@cniknik9863]

And he has kids!?!?!? Why am I not surprised yet still disgusted? I want to see interactions with the baby momma next.

[@Austin-c2q]

Pajamas, ratty white T shirt, hoodie and tiny gold necklace... in court... he nailed this.

[@samuelbarber6177]

To be fair those kids would probably be better off with Tamara. I don’t know anything about her, but I just know it.

[@ElephantWhisperer222]

This dude busts his ass day in and day out trying to make it as an artist (the most difficult industry to make it in) and never seems to catch a break.

[@LadyMWZip]

The trying to foist his children on the ex that isn't even their mother is so fucking hilarious and dumb it makes me cackle.

[@Stephy0814]

The damn pajama pants in court. I’ve seen it many times.

[@BeatrizMontBarb]

the coughing makes him so much more despicable, great detail

[@RoyalGuardEziode]

It's ok!!! His rap career will take off once they end up on Dr Phil!!!

[@SometimesMyself]

This is officially the most slappable of all the jerks.

[@figmentoffairies]

Gosh i feel so bad for Zoe and hope she gets out of there

[@georgeaird4637]

Nah Brian’s the real victim, all these haters try a ruin his rap career

[@kritiandsiddharthaswedding]

I love the "This is fucking bullshit. This is *pause while he grasps for the right word* bullshit" 😂😂

[@Youn6J]

How am I becoming so attached tho these characters man 😂 love your acting style man. Stay clearing that nose I know how it is 😂

[@Elisabeth-tq3jr]

Watching men make fun of men who go for teens is a balm to my soul.

[@clark987878]

Brian won! A reality check 😂

[@clowery4692]

Sweet justice. Your acting is so good and I'm invested in all of them

[@thejollyroger9281]

Why is the court giving her money? 🤣 I can't!

[@angeler105]

So sad that 18 year old girls are like this. They need protection from their fathers, which can only come after a lifelong healthy relationship

[@SiiriCressey]

I'm sure his children feel fabulous about how their father, mother, + stepmother all do not want them.

[@DouglasQuaid999]

The hoodie and chewing gum combo is so on point

[@johnrivers3813]

That went worse than I'd expected

[@endlessmyth7040]

Watch him go to the 18 year olds parents for money

[@Growmetheus]

Dang, I was hoping Teddy graduated and became his lawyer 😂 T sees him and goes, "this feller is like my father."

[@ellisscott8905]

this isn't the point of the video, but i actually hate that he continually sniffs and clears his throat. i just hate those kinds of noises generally and it's distracting. it just makes me hate him even more, good job!

[@cobano9953]

Tamara knows for a fact brian wouldn’t take care of those kids 😂

[@isailevilopez5134]

this is a certified hood classic.

[@Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH]

I NEED more and more of this saga!

[@juicemoncler7732]

It seems things will go in a dark direction for this character arc 🔌🔌

[@m.i.c.h.o]

This is SO fucking UNFAIR for Brian and his GF. Doesn't the judge know how fucking unsupportive Tamara was of him during the relationship? Everything about this is like, SO shitty for Brian. Why does HE have to keep the kids???

[@spicyaleks2881]

Brian at work arc coming soon?!?!?

[@jamesrella763]

Thank you for making great content so quick cuz I always wanna see more

[@battlecast9202]

So Brian has to take care of his kids? Lookin forward to that one-

[@jonquilgemstone]

Nah, Zoe's gonna have to take care of his kids 😆 Remember, they're doing this so they can get married instead.

[@CesarEfrainMaldonado]

This is the only series I can watch because it's absurd enough to separate from reality. Nice guy and reddit guy are too real for me lmao

[@surfacedfox]

:) that could have been me in zoe's place. my now ex was practically like that and I'm so glad I saw the warning signs within like a week of dating him.

[@lyndonlives638]

This was by far the most satisfying thing I've watched all week. Bravo! 😆

[@anyagee9467]

I'm wondering if a girl in this situation can see herself in this skit. But even then she's say: I'm not 18 though, I'm 21, so this is different.

[@MH_Prof]

Ridiculously realistic.

[@Mindyhartwick]

I've worked in family law for over 20 years and every time I think I've seen it all, something else crazy happens.

[@meowmeowfuzzyface3698]

Not the fiance in the back making it worse 😂

[@KamiCorp2953]

We need a full movie that stars every character from his channel, all interreacting with each other and all haha

[@mikejames303]

Lol even thou this is just a skit it is so satisfying to watch him get what he deserves. The fact that your acting is so good it makes me and everyone else literally infuriated by this douch even though we know its a character is incredible. You definitely got what it takes to be a professional actor. Keep it up and we'll be seeing you on tv soon enough 💪

[@stevencandra8378]

Holes in the drywall😂😂shits gold

[@elegantcat1496]

"35400 is not enough" says the man who's going bankrupt for paying said fine. Really speaks volumes about his moral fiber.

[@EyeLean5280]

"You don't even know how toxic Tamara is!!!!"

[@corvoattano8567]

How did he turn into a jelly fish when he was angry. Is he an Animorph? 1:45

[@Dgi4zhotsxnofw]

The only thing that would ruin this is the girlfriend helping him with the payment

[@markymcglide7650]

She's going to be paying it off for him, he'll be too busy working on his rap career to get a job

[@ChubbyUnicorn]

She's 15 if she's a day. 🤨

[@juan5050juan]

Next episode she visits him in jail?

[@grantlogan9207]

after seeing this, i feel like his rap career is going to pop off, go back to the ex, and lose it all. 😂

[@TheJeanean]

I’m curious to see what it takes for Zoe to bail. Because it currently seems like she has zero limits. Probably just a more appealing guy. Perhaps the Nice Guy will show up and love-bomb her?

[@diminarchy]

He's probably gonna move on to a new girl as soon as she starts to wise up. He's gonna be the one leaving her

[@kursedmilk]

The gum chewing and sniffing is so dead on

[@KevinLuper99]

I've had this EXACT same situation except I was 18 and she was 31.

[@kingofacidslimes]

Put him in contempt of court? Bro he gonna put you in the grave

[@duck853]

🤣nailed it! "...working so hard on his rap career"! This is a transcript of my coworker breakroom drama.

[@mattrose99]

The really sad part about this is that abusive men will talk so much shit about thier ex to thier new partner as a way of manipulating them. Cant figure out how bad it was if they keep you away from the ex

[@TracyMcElroy]

Why can’t I stop watching this…

[@jordan101096]

How could they do him like that man? He even wore his nice hoodie

[@Joe-my6go]

This is just fucking egregious, astounding job

[@cat_city2009]

The holes in the drywall 😂

[@frankienerdyboy]

im confused who has custody of the kids.

[@RyanTheJay]

The minor detail of the lawyer being some family member of the girlfriend. Because of course he is

[@jacquelinewarner-smith1770]

Where do you pick up on that? There isn't any indication that they're related that I can see.

[@passwordbhulgaya2331]

Ironically when I'm watching this it's 9am in my country, so it's like watching live court case

[@Belladonna-x2c]

That seems mighty low for that sort of damage honestly, Tamara definitely looked for a budget option and may have even settled for incomplete repair just to try to get this over with.

[@mpumemaphumulo8315]

The scratching of the armpit and sniffing the fingers is so on brand!

[@frenchtrip]

I love how the comments are exploring the lore😂

[@-jmac995]

The saga continues 🤣

[@sam-873]

I need longer videos because this series is so awesome

[@georgeaird4637]

This is like 1984 man, I see cameras dawg 😤😤😤

[@diminarchy]

LMAO