#300

[@franb33]

Beside Joey Diaz, Ali Siddiq has to be one of the realest people I had the pleasure of hearing. Great episode!!!

[@davidcuellar4410]

I can't believe these are already 5 years old and the convos still hold up .

[@Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman]

6 years now and the convos are still solid

[@Brwnbunn]

@@Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman ha! Awesome name! 💙

[@nicktg319]

7 years old now, much love church family

[@davidcuellar4410]

@@nicktg319 much love. Hope y’all are doing well . Church family for life 👊

[@z48843]

@@davidcuellar4410yessir!

[@clsupreme7408]

I DIED when Joey said “I’ll hit u with a sewing machine”! 😂😂😂

[@darrenlee323]

Still one of the best church services I heard. Ali is great at story telling

[@McCulloughSim]

You got white face on your profile pic? You good?

[@davidearle7209]

@@McCulloughSim what is white face lol

[@garsto9718]

I got love for Joey Diaz but I'm here specifically because I just got done watching Ali's This Is Not Happening bit

[@kingofhearts203]

me 2 this a real fuckin dude he needs a book or something

[@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy]

Mexican got on boots!!!!!

[@bridge12582]

Garrett Stombaugh saame need moarrr

[@dustinb1070]

Same. Two years after you.

[@iveywebb]

@@dustinb1070 Same. 4 months after you lol

[@clutch8685]

ali was a non violent drug offender but was forced to live that violence for non violent offences it dont make sense #stopdrugwar

[@x405xthaxwoody]

he went to a maximum security prison only for electrician classes he was originally in a low security prison

[@karlmarx809]

james clevenger point still stands. End the drug war.

[@xavierryan4602]

do you mean the system that does this to people dioesn't make sense, or do you mean Ali's statement doesn't make sense. For anyone thinking the latter: The conversation about the prison stuff starts with him talking about that in order to survive in prison, a person has to become violent.. From everything I have heard, both from people who have been inside of higher security prisons, and the stuff I have seen and heard online, that seems to be true. That is how a person becomes enured to violence in prison if they weren't already on the way in. It has to be, or the person becomes a perpetual victim, which is way worse in that environment than on the outside. As an aside, in a ghetto environment, this is more true as far as physical violence is concerned than in a financially wealthy environment. Also, if one expands their understanding of violence to include other types of victimization (financial, social, etc victimization, which are absolutely forms of violence), it is clear that this pattern of victimizing those who can't or won't fight back is incredibly common.

[@markmartin3152]

Welcome to Texas penal system, it is nasty and violent.

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

Yall need to watch the excellent tv mini series called 'The Night Of'. ASAP!

[@mag1clemons753]

Going back through the archives this is priceless all these years later. I appreciate this therapy

[@roumifyouwnt2]

Absolutely agree

[@LadyDemo]

Yes 🙌

[@lafredasias5286]

I am really feeling Ali Siddiq! Grown man with grown man thoughts...😎

[@iveywebb]

Facts & let's just be honest, a little sexy too 👀. Yeah, I'm that girl 😂.

[@TimXTalks]

Ali tells a chilling tale around the 1:32:00 mark about nearly murdering a prison guard. And to a civilian who has never dealt with incarceration it may seem like he is a violent crazy individual. But to anyone who has dealt with incarceration, as decent a human being as they are going in, incarceration changes people. Mr.Joey and Mr.Ali have been through a truly horrific experience and have come out as performers who want to help people. Until you have been in this situation you would not understand the reaction these men have to certain things, but be happy they can provide comedy despite the terrible past they have had to deal with.

[@georgeemt2413]

Facts,Prison turns you into an animal. 1st nigga talking out the side of his neck you hit that nigga with the mop bucket. Stab that nigga with a melted toothbrush in his eye. Let them know yo let me be and leave me alone. Or you going to have a bad time locked up.

[@ysammo214]

Timothy Johnson I never understood the ending of that story, did another bunch of prisoners catch up to him and shout his name and then lock him in the room with Mitchell?

[@ayshakat9552]

Basically he found out Mitch was working the gate at a different building he could get to by helping move something, but his two close friends found out he was gonna kill Mitch so caught up to him called his name and Mitch locked the gate to that building so Ali couldn't get in but he knew if Ali got in he would have died that day and Ali knew Mitch knew he was gonna die that day had his friends not caught up to him

[@nojayork7707]

His last one hour special from prison just came out this weekend on Comedy Central and it's just like all that n a bag-0-cheeba,!

[@wesleybynum5461]

Boy u ain’t never lied

[@vianneyrodriguez1477]

This is an important episode for people to watch when Ali talks about the mindset u need when ur on the inside.

[@LoomSuMooley]

Who's betta than you Joey!! Greatest podcast ever! Loved every second of this conversation, peace to you Ali, & Lee for killin it with this one & the last 300..

[@brians7901]

19 when I went in and 22 when I went home and this prison talk is as real as it gets. You learn to be comfortable and you do end up having a lot of fun days.

[@anthonyvernon7497]

I was between them ages too for my bid... Went in a boy n came home a man

[@ChaudharyAakarsh]

Ali Siddiq always keeping it real. Respect from India.

[@thatindiandude4602]

The immortal 101 I am Indian too :D

[@ChaudharyAakarsh]

You fan of joe rogan too ?

[@ChaudharyAakarsh]

Anil Nair you fan of joe rogan too ?

[@thatindiandude4602]

The immortal 101 Yes :D I knew about Joey Diaz through Rogan.

[@ChaudharyAakarsh]

Anil Nair you on his forum ? whats your av

[@tyronebiggums6400]

I just started watching this.... I expect nothing but prison stories for 2 hours

[@FredHaro]

Thanks for putting it down Joey. I listen to your podcast during work and it makes the day go by faster.

[@spacemancam]

I just had a long day at working and the only thing that’s keeping me from blowing my head off is listening to Joey describe Julius Irving dunk

[@lost_in_the_sky3256]

This my girl youtube but lemme tell you sum dog. These the realest mufukas you got around rn. You better off listening to this g. Don't stress nothing you got this g

[@LadyDemo]

Hope you're doing okay now..that was a great spot in the talk. The passion really filled them with so much appreciation for The Greats!

[@lisamclaurinholt3196]

This is one of the best interviews Marvin Gaye, DR J, Moses Malone, and ,THE CHIEF,are the forgotten ones. Thanks for the memories.

[@arleyki]

"Mexican got on boots" - Ali Siddiq

[@k.t.harmon343]

“ I heard “

[@hyasmine7336]

"Mexicans got on boots. CeeCee!"

[@CoreHibb]

😂😂😂😂

[@caryn799]

I've been waiting for this episode for a long time...I was not disappointed! Ali, keep representing H-town! RIP Sharpstown Mall

[@dashman8499]

Ali and Joey giving Lee advice is so wholesome

[@nate13dog1]

Bro these podcast episodes are so slept onnn. This combo is 🔥

[@jakeenan]

It felt like this podcast was just warming up when it ended. Great episode. Ali is a cool motherf****r.

[@ValladaoMateus]

Fuck you for the ****'s

[@jrsmith3344]

I could listen to that cat talk for hours

[@weslaws2621]

One of my favorite guests I'm watching all episodes with Ali don't know who he is but I like him 😂

[@jahrastafari7165]

Ali Saddiq looks like Kevin Garnett and DMX had a love child. Great episode.

[@garbageconnoisseur4185]

Jah Rastafari i was thinking he was the child of Mos Def and Dave Chappelle

[@rakuencallisto]

Jah Rastafari I honestly thought it was Dave Chappelle in the thumbnail..

[@craigdiniz3891]

he reminds me of Curren$y

[@chromesneakers7481]

+Craig Diniz he does look like currensys cousin lol

[@nastynate956]

Yes!

[@panz3r696]

Ali Siddiq my new favourite comedian!

[@nSpiraliArchitectb]

The best episode in a long while.

[@cheeringclark]

Ali Siddiq, great guy. From Texas? Even better! Great episode!

[@SpacemanXC]

"I'm 52. My nuts are all over the fuckin' place. They're scrambled eggs." - Joey Diaz

[@benitomota2711]

SpaceManDawn hahahaha!

[@CZRXCZR]

SpaceManDawn That WILL be on my tombstone.

[@mrripper85]

+SpaceManDawn lol crazy, he just said this as I was reading your comment! :D

[@Hardwired_Productions]

Anyone else here going back through the episodes after the Last Church service #817?

[@jordonwhalen5132]

I've been doing that since I found out who Joey was lol, the search for more podcasts never ends!

[@samsquantch14]

this dudes awesome...love this episode

[@verzatilebrown8878]

These two need a comic special called from streets to jail to the stage......or the hardknock life comic tour

[@SGK23TV]

Yeahhh. Facts.

[@WesleyNiman]

From the cage to the stage comedy tour

[@CJ_YT.]

haha they come out in orange jumpsuits and shit

[@tristennew7969]

messicans got on boots

[@satan6169]

Tristen New go find cece

[@RaptorSuperior]

SATAN what kind of knife you need?

[@k.t.harmon343]

No man these are personal knifes

[@thequarantinechronicleswit9963]

New Ali Siddiq kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIrbmoKrpKiDhZI

[@baltimorenigga2185]

Nigga sold my damn knife

[@MrCarltonjsmith]

35:05....that string sound is from James Brown's "THE PAYBACK" album. That sound was in between each song!!!

[@PEbro34]

Bro i love both of these guys…. How am I 6 years late to this conversation? I clicked immediately, fuck my meetings lol

[@sandyhoy8936]

ironic im listening to this now because pharell was just ordered to pay 7.4million to Marvin Gaye's family yesterday

[@sandyhoy8936]

Moses Malone died 2 months after this was recorded, R.I.P brutha your a legend to 6ers fans

[@Peakfreud]

Ali Saddiq, Charlston White, Scarface and J Prince . I'm from New York but respect those Texas dudes their real talk demeanor is a dying breed.

[@CP-gg1ke]

Charleston White and J Prince are clowns

[@fontenot413]

I started crying when that man said "BODYBUILDING CONTEST" 😂😂😂

[@HamiltonTileGA]

congratulations guys! This shit keeps me goin at work! I been listening for a long time now....since the early days. Keep em coming!!

[@spencerott2481]

I liked what Ali was saying about not letting anyone grt away with anything. People are like horses in that regard. You let a horse buck you once, and you don’t discipline it, it will try to throw you every time you get on.

[@kimberlypoole5325]

That is the absolute truth about horses. People, the same way.

[@tobia.1281]

never let them get to the next place.

[@jack633]

who needs a bodyguard just bring ali and joey around

[@user-kl6zo7yd7h]

Anyone catch how Joey shouted out Mac Miller? During the shoutouts he mentioned Delusional Thomas (Mac), then repeated it too lol

[@jboog5170]

If I didn't see your comment, I was gonna make one. RIP Mac

[@MichaelStevens-dx8uz]

This is the best Ipod ever , thanks 😂

[@Dthesun]

first time joey was second best with the stories.

[@mr.enigma4475]

You can tell he's very humbly living vicariously through Ali.

[@5iftical]

That story about the bodybuilding contest was hilarious 🤣

[@veronica8665]

This was a GREAT interview!

[@MrCarltonjsmith]

"...you respond with savage force..."

[@lkjkjhhgf]

i got so excited for this podcast!

[@Brwnbunn]

That footage of Marvin and that baby boy, virtuoso, bass player is literally the visualization of the shite grown ass men mean when they are about to download some serious wisdom on your young arse. It’s “Lookie here…Lemme tell ya sumthin young buck”…. That clip was everything.! Just WOW! 💙💙💙

[@SuperScottJack]

It's so true...we look back on a bid with luv...did 5 walpole mass...winter hill south Boston, then Harvard educated...

[@antoniotaylor7488]

Southieee

[@charlieclive6633]

Lee makes some funny ass noises when he's gazilled to the gills haha!!!

[@impmmath1230]

1:52:20

[@misstrKevin]

Eeeghhahh......eghh!

[@FreewayKingz]

To. The. Fucking. Gills!

[@bayfinestz]

"Mexican got boots on", for the 300 episode. Nothing more interesting then prison life style. I couldnt ask for anything better to listen too. Keep them coming Joey Coco Diaz. LIKE A DOCTOR! FUCK IT!

[@dblack9347]

II FinestZ II “Mexican got on boots” correct yourself

[@MrCarltonjsmith]

28:15 - "....you ever say something like that again I'll hit you with a fucking sewing machine..."

[@kingallah7911]

Great podcast Joey D is hilarious and Ali is dope🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whateverittakes5100]

This is Sparta! 300 episodes! We've made it, dawg.

[@malindayoung2914]

Every time I see Joey, I feel like I’m watching a mob movie.

[@schnarfschnarf5886]

Just found a clip of interview this morning now watching the whole shebangbang..

[@jdthakid2]

Possibly the best church to date. Good shit

[@klefusmcdonald2644]

News just came, Darryl Dawkins a.k.a. chocolate thunder passed away. Its amazing how not that long ago Uncle Joey mentioned this great player during this podcast. May he rest in peace.

[@barzmcneil5839]

Naaa I was in my cell, and some1 said......ding! Ding! Lmfaooooo dead

[@adamsmith2944]

that shit was SO FUNNY

[@tonygoodtimeboyz]

Marvin Gaye is my favorite artist of all time. “Whats Going On” = best album of all time

[@Peakfreud]

When Music has Meaning and there was way more love In the world.

[@Peakfreud]

Songs from them could last 50yrs Most songs from today have 6 week shelf life, and after that are forgotten Or have no relevance

[@Dondada31]

MITCHEL!!! 🤣 Ali turned that experience wit Mitchel into a Comedy Stand up Set; found a way to laugh at your pain. The Devil setup a perfect path for you and him but God said No. 😉You Good Ali, you good man. 💪🏾👍🏾

[@tylerwest719]

The two best story tellers in comedy together. Magic

[@raydrezack]

Joey Diaz you should do some audio compression to your videos during your post-processing phase to equalize the volume out. I wouldn't recommend it for music, but for a talkshow it really helps.

[@bridge12582]

Phillip Sanchez agreed

[@mr.t5612]

Yeees

[@PeterSserwangaShow]

Just watched Alis new special...brilliant

[@jackglaser2001]

Let's get another 300 more Mr. Lee Syatt an Da Master Joey Diaz!

[@William48151623]

Jack Glaser The 600th episode happened today.

[@d9582]

You where not disappointed 🧐

[@bellevegasj]

This is my favorite episode so far!

[@bryantmedina6450]

If you see that lakers jersey you already know it’s gonna be a banger

[@racisttrolling1843]

Ali is such a real dude.

[@christinepatterson5632]

I'm late. I know it. Joey is the, my, man. Oh and Ali. YESSSSSSS

[@bryantg7641]

It doesn't matter if you're almost ready to get out, in prison all you have is your respect. You cannot let anyone take that from you !!!

[@imasavage504]

Love Ali Siddiq dogg. Excellent choice for #300!

[@Unadapted]

Watched this last night.... Apparently, as moses malone was passing away. RIP

[@jaydanroseboro4939]

Why am I just now discovering Great Uncle Joey!!! Ali is amazing!!!! Poor Lee!!!

[@INOOR777]

19:14 Honestly a few nights ago, some guy came round about 8:45pm (it was dark out) pushing leaflets through the front door, I open the door and watched him do couple neighbors houses then told him "don't ever come round here at this time pushing roofing leaflets through our doors" he said sorry. I felt savage but at the same time this is why I had to say something I don't want to be the gut next to the toilet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DavidDoingLife]

Great episode. Probably my favorite

[@JosueMartinez-pt5kq]

his voice makes me want to watch mafia movies

[@byronnotbryon8605]

chubbster3000 XD oddly Joey plays a mini boss in Mafia 3

[@kellysmith8565]

You're hurting me in my heart muscle with the HOME Lakers jersey. Right in the heart.... #ripcity

[@joshuawatson9486]

Ali Siddiq needs to come back on again

[@Mizzle420420]

Ali is fuckin awesome man, so happy to see this man Killin it on his comedy hustle

[@GrannyLovesSquares]

Joey is the only person who makes cursing sound like an acceptable English language. He could cuss at an official White House dinner with no gasp in-between curse words. 😂😂😂

[@maloz_pasoz8429]

Yoooooo, free all the homies!.. Cool podcast brothaz. Bless!

[@markmartin3152]

Joey Diaz is always Tremendous.

[@89Donnymac]

I was in my cell and sombody said DING DING lmfao!!!!

[@ultramag.7]

"I'm on the air, you're on the ground!" 😂😂😂 @ 1:05:00 M.P.E.

[@ValladaoMateus]

"He got hit in the head with a brick and all of the sudden he became a psychic" HAHAHA I pissed myself a little.

[@bootfruity]

Ali is so Awesome

[@Squarebodydodi]

ali and Joey... awesome

[@markbelluo8841]

300 love u uncle JOEY !! anyone got episodes video editions of Episodes 1-130??

[@kingstreetrnb]

This shit dope 💯

[@hxcmetalhead]

Dope podcast Joey. Keep it up bro! Nuttin but love for you. Stay African

[@dermdinero]

44:30 look at this lee, lee look at this, lee watch this, look at this lee 😂😂😂😂

[@razorslice99]

Dam I miss these type of dudes. Joey Diaz is the realest dude. Now I have to try to man up more.

[@sadaesashington7255]

I didn't even think we could sing lying down on a dam sofa lol.

[@s2mlr]

17:00 , Ali, preach! been there. 100% truth. real.

[@MichaelComeau]

1:02:25 in, the part about the nutter butters just killed me.

[@maryhadley7373]

Michael Comeau right!

[@charlesedwardsjr7194]

They had it down 2 a science!🤣

[@ddcausey1]

The part about getting sober and reminding people about who the fuck u are is so true. I was on heroin and let so.much shit slide just because I was blown out. When I got 6 months clean I was fighting everyone for everything and now 2 years later no one fucks with me period

[@sin21ful]

Dope fiends don't deserve the disrespect they get, I live in Camden and the fiends out here get it bad. Real niggas treat them with respect cause that's revenue, but you can find the younger knuckleheads beating the shit out of them or clapping just before they nod out to fuck with them. Seems like America's future is lost.

[@PinkyGBetch]

love your podcast..but hard to hear sometimes

[@PaulJones-o1b]

Ail would know someone like Joey Diaz he’s so dope Man U got to get in a movie with u

[@andrello81]

It's true. You just can't trust sandals..

[@sabbirahmad5584]

Great episode