America w/ Joey Diaz | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

[@youbetrippinpod]

Big Ass September on You Be Trippin'. Patton, Shane, Diaz. Which 2 fatties you wanna see for the last two weeks of the month?

[@raiylab]

the gilly / diaz combo would be insane

[@ForIHaveSinned666]

Where is Saint Rogeys?

[@afaqgul2165]

Dillon

[@zacharyvangestel]

Sam Tallent

[@royster7170]

100% Uncle Joey and Shane!

[@Dannny1067]

Uncle Joey is looking healthy!!

[@neuvisean1739]

He looks tremendous

[@adamweger40]

Yeah but this could have been filmed 80 years ago knowing Ari (sarcasm)

[@nothanks9503]

When did his hair get grey

[@Vikingfunmachine]

Huh? He looks like he's a week away from open heart surgery

[@710moose8]

@@Vikingfunmachine Look up videos of him from a few years ago and then a decade ago and before. He’s probably in the best shape of his life 😂😂😂😂

[@codyyoumans4402]

It’s so weird that I randomly start thinking about Joey Diaz in my day-to-day life. I’ve never met this man. I’ve never seen him live. Ive just heard so many conversations of his that hit close to home this guy is a legend.

[@Thatkidswift]

Read his book. It’s sad, funny and comes full circle

[@georgeskinarakais9910]

I feel you bro 100%

[@tutzilla28]

Same here, he's brilliant in an non appreciated way

[@scrooted]

This is community. We are and need to be part of it together. And we are.

[@rickjones3965]

Ditto

[@keefeignat5976]

A once-in-a-generation storyteller this guy. The way Joey Diaz brings you right into his memories with these tiny details and novel observations, and then suddenly he hits you with a point that ties it all together into some grander story. That is super rare and impressive.

[@bengtsson45]

Never heard of a liar before?

[@wellsbodybuilding6259]

@@bengtsson45he definitely exaggerated a lot of stories but never lied

[@absolutesemen]

​@@bengtsson45 smooth brain analysis

[@flyingtiger666]

it's not "rare," you just need more friends.

[@crowe9385]

Lmaoooo

[@bryangates4969]

"I'll never forget this. I'm at some idk...somewhere" 😂😂😂

[@senorhectic]

Lol as soon as I read this he said it.. hilarious 😂

[@SamAffaneh-q4h]

Lmaoooo there will never be another Uncle Joey

[@JW-qf2fx]

it was this vegan place, i got the turkey club

[@nohandle1528]

LOLL

[@bobbyqaeda]

No one talks about going to Estes Park colorado.... ITS THE MOST VISITED PARK IN AMERICA. WTF LMAO

[@JD_50]

“It was Bouldah Colorado, 1985…”

[@gertoise]

god bless you for this. i needed this quote hahahaaa.

[@skookumbuilds3282]

I'm a lazy fuck too

[@DjFinatic]

feels like the beginning of a Max Payne game...

[@aldocolin7595]

Joey's best stories start with a place and a date 😂😂

[@softwareengineer9307]

"in bouldahhh"

[@nick12321asd]

"You don't have a passport"- "Yeah but I've got hopes and dreams."

[@GothamsHero_]

❤

[@matiasmazzo2938]

Joey Diaz is the guest the "you be tripping" podcast needs.

[@EvanBrady-g3r]

That's for sure Joe list podcast is the worst tho wow

[@jae_hood]

That Alfalfa curl got me weak.

[@isaiahdrews9536]

Joey calling Huskies wolves fuckin killed me

[@royeaston6067]

All dogs are descended from wolves and Huskies share more dna with a wolf than any other domesticated breed.

[@robertwilliammee7972]

“I was just robbing people I didn’t like!” 😂

[@Carlosthe1]

“They were saying good morning so I thought they were gay”

[@youbetrippinpod]

Hahahahah

[@Arokosaki]

It's like that sometimes...we knew some clowns who roofied some chicks, so we robbed em (not for the roofies 😂)

[@Diamondsmuggler]

@@youbetrippinpodI hate you Ari

[@DjTheDon614]

He said hebwas legit just robbed dealers lol

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

Joey is a deluxe experience proving you don't need to be a stamps in your passport guy to be a true traveller. Joey 's perspective is profoundly deep and appreciative, here for the conversation alone, not a thing to promote. What an absolute gentleman! ❤

[@tyler1735]

I could listen to Uncle Joeys story 1000x and everytime I learn 100 new things about him. One of the best storytellers in comedy.

[@bengtsson45]

He is a huge liar....

[@jung9399]

hes a theatre kid good at lying

[@stevecapp8996]

He is the OG

[@dawson1373]

@@bengtsson45every comedian is a liar. Enjoy the story. What are you trying to do, take life advice about going on skiing on cocaine?????

[@Skankhunter420]

​@@dawson1373 it's the fact that he tries to portray himself as some kind of gangster mob guy, which is hilarious because they don't let Puerto Ricans in the mob. So he wants everyone to believe that part. But he has admitted to terrible things that if true should put him behind bars but he'll just say those were all jokes. He's a crybaby. They all are. As soon as they get pressed they break down and all of a sudden they're not so keen on free speech. Just watch Joey the Predator Diaz lose his mind when Redbar put him in his place. You're must be ignorant if you're praising that dude for anything.

[@helloiamjuju403]

The time stamps 😂😂 “cocaine and skiing” “More cocaine also more skiing”

[@nohandle1528]

😂😂😂

[@gertoise]

"IT WAS BOULDER"!

[@Kdog708]

Joey got ari baked as hellllll this is perfect for my 2 dab morning

[@shanelayshock4001]

Have a Monday! Perfect for a morning sesh

[@Austinpattyy]

Just 2? Rookieeee

[@Kdog708]

@@AustinpattyyI was already 5 min late to work sorry dad

[@CenturionLogan]

@@Kdog708Oh how I wish my job let me smoke weed

[@kevinmiyok838]

Just had my 2nd dab too, grinding gta online today, cheers🤣🤘

[@IceyFc]

I just wanted to say that’s my 4th day clean off a 4 year opioid addiction and even now joey can make me feel a little better. I send love too everyone and Uncle JOEY looking GREAT in Shape so happy for you.

[@jeffmolina8607]

Your brave. I hope I find you're courage soon cock sucker

[@marco3392]

you got this shit brother. been off the fentanyl for almost 2 years straight now

[@arok_audio]

3 years off oxi/h/fent after 15 years using. The ultimate addiction substitute is knowledge. ALL THINGS ☝️

[@Hunterbiden32]

You let dudes sodomize you for opioids?

[@laurenjojo]

Keep going ❤

[@s3cr3tsquar333]

this pod just keeps getting better and better

[@AriShaffir-w9g]

Thanks!

[@s3cr3tsquar333]

@@AriShaffir-w9g welcome, Ari Shaffir w9g

[@dustynutz4982]

Ima simple man. I see uncle joey and i sit and listen to him preach

[@KC-ms6jr]

There has to be a way for Joey to get his passport. Withholding a national treasure like Joey Diaz from others is a sin against humanity! You aren't penalizing him from experiencing the world but you are penalizing the world from experiencing Joey Diaz! This man has persevered so much and is a shining example of turning negative situations in to opportunities.

[@spivtv]

I'm the same age as uncle joey and grew up in NYC - everything he's saying about '80-85 is 100% accurate!!!

[@agfrench82]

This was more fun that someone who's been places because we get to hear all the places Joey would love to see!

[@ogenevieve]

What a life Joey's led! He's gotta write a book about the America he experienced before it's all gone. God forbid. Joey Diaz, you're the fckin realest, brother.

[@royeaston6067]

He wrote a book brother called tremendous.

[@Sinchingolo]

Joey Diaz could make a whole series of 1-hour specials just by telling his life story, and they would all be hits.

[@centarfor17]

Honey dew podcast 😁 joeys life story

[@WalterBrooks-x5i]

Joey Diaz is a national treasure. dude brings me joy

[@SladeJoseph]

Nothin like a wake n' bake on a Monday morning with my two favorite uncles in comedy!

[@StupidJLee]

Late to the party but my soul is vibrating out of my body on a solid cut of Heavenly OG. Of course, the two tallboys I just chugged on top of it doesn't hurt either. Cheers.

[@Jdawg-fj6ov]

Haha, that's exactly how I'm starting my Friday!!

[@F2Fmma]

You guys make such great content together. It's dope to see Ari podcasting. Well done. Joey, it was great to see another interview. You're the g.o.a.t cocoa. Keep up the good work fellas!

[@lethaldosage6040]

Just found this podcast, in the midst of losing interest in the others I’ve been listening to. It’s so nice finding something new and it’s made me realize how much i want to travel and see things. Already planning on seeing the mountains.

[@DLuzElAngelMusikal]

Joey “…by this time I was legit I was robbing drug dealers “ Diaz 😂

[@PennDegen]

How you gonna let Uncle Joey sit there with his hair sticking up and not say anything? 😂

[@PAWGmoth]

Hey probably did and Joey called him a momo

[@youbetrippinpod]

I was hard

[@ForIHaveSinned666]

@@youbetrippinpod How hard were you?

[@BlueCracked]

Hahahaha

[@maxmeier532]

How does he have so much gel in his har and still he's got that sticking up.

[@GatorMayne904]

The way he drinks that water bottle is insane!!!! 😂😂😂

[@rodrigosalad]

I remember he said something about listeners complaining about that on the church and he said something along the lines of "if you dont like how I drink water , then go f your mother alright?"

[@gpunk76]

you can tell he might have slight neuropathy the way his mouth shakes

[@gerardbyrnes7529]

Uncle Joey as a ski bum is blowing my mind. It resonates so much with my skiing career in Colorado.

[@youbetrippinpod]

How did I never know that about him?

[@maxmeier532]

@@youbetrippinpod Joey is such a paradox. He is from a carribean island but loves skiing. He does coke but is fat.

[@royeaston6067]

@@maxmeier532most coke heads are fat you gotta be semi rich to have that habit in the first place.

[@giuliaciaccia350]

@@youbetrippinpodwatching ur genuine surprise was so endearing

[@shadjuice]

Ari taking Uncle Joey around the world would be the best show ever!

[@MildSauceRaccoon]

"They took the Mustard" made me spit out my coffee

[@ench56]

Somebody please get Joey a passport. Uncle Joey deserves to see the world.

[@youbetrippinpod]

Can anyone make this happen?

[@maxmeier532]

He's cuban, he is used to swim across borders.

[@sosanation714]

It's the other way around.... The World NEEDS Uncle Joey😅🎉❤

[@sosanation714]

​@youbetrippinpod bro money takes care of all that BS. The thing is, I don't want him doing time. He's been dodging Washington state for years😂

[@archibaldcreep1]

Uncle Joey is the best guest on these podcasts. His stories on the honeydew are hilarious and riveting.

[@nikola7802]

Ari please keep Joey diaz coming as much as possible. This is what we have been missing! The guys talking smack and Joey telling stories. I love you guys! 🧡

[@blakeporush1193]

Any content with uncle Joey is a home run!! Thank you Ari

[@stevo44455]

“My dream was to move to Columbia, and snort coke till I died.” - Uncle Joey!

[@globetrotter7344]

I was watching the giant Joey Diaz pop in the crowd at 2nd kill tony MSG show just after watching Shane's episode on You Be Trippin' yesterday and thought to myself 'fuck, what a shame Joey Diaz doesn't have a passport and has no trip stories to tell on the show, would love a Joey Diaz episode' and here it fucking is! 🎉 Bless from Iceland

[@youbetrippinpod]

The Reyk!

[@alexderoche1861]

I was at night two of Kill Tony at MSG, I was so stoked to see Ari, and then Uncle Joey made a surprise appearance as well. Truly one of the best nights of my life.

[@fremason91]

Uncle joey looks great! 💪🏽❤️

[@simonlamothe123]

I can listen to this guy talking about whatever for hours

[@DilanHamawandy]

Loved it. I can’t believe he still had stories I’ve never heard before. Like Rogan said he never runs out of stories!

[@jessycaricheson9702]

I’ve heard these stories many times yet still listened intently to whole podcast! Thanks uncle joey

[@bigben42]

“I’m a big Chinese guy” 1:09:34

[@lucasdempsey8751]

The only two people (other than Yola ofc) where a joint is necessary to watch

[@JakesSoCal420]

For real and I’m still coming back to watch this episode while taking some bong rips😂

[@BrennonGoforthComedy]

Flaws or No flaws...how can you not get the laughs out of these two? Couple Animals!!!

[@youbetrippinpod]

No flaws

[@BrennonGoforthComedy]

@youbetrippinpod let me know when you get the bills i sent please...i also have a bunch of old ephemera from 1850s-1920s, a bunch of post cards i was thinking of sorting them and sending you a few of the interesting ones that arent super duper valuable(so thats why your jewsenses were tingling) I have a few postcards of during the Panama Canal being built...some old roman buildings, a few Alaskan locales and some cool right before WW2 started postcards from Hawaii area...i dunno i dont do anything with them...lmk

[@BrennonGoforthComedy]

@@youbetrippinpod they are mostly Landmark Related Postcards though purchased by someone stationed during and around 1920s maybe earlier...interesting to nobody...accept maybe you be trippin

[@youbetrippinpod]

@@BrennonGoforthComedy Can't wait. Going to the PO box on Thursday

[@hunter_hult]

Boulder born and raised here… Joey knows what’s up with that mountain life! Great show Ari

[@RD-qb7sd]

Tremendous!!

[@VirginiaWolf88]

This is awesome Ari. I can tell that you two are brothers. 🎉🎉🎉

[@zachhesse9178]

2 great storytellers, comedians, podcasters, and drug takers!!

[@genx64]

Always learn more about Uncle Joey. Great pod thx!!

[@brixtonbased]

All i want in this life is a sandwich so good I'm talking about it 40 years later. With an orange drink.

[@rodolfofranco2272]

There was a place in Colorado called po boy sandwiches that had sandwiches so dam good! A ma and pa place in the late 80s. No longer there but dam it was good. I can't remember if the owners were German. They weren't from America.

[@brianmartinez5612]

I can relate to a lot of this. As a Latino from a small rural, blue-collar town in southern Wyoming that has a lot of crime, the state prison etc... I took a trip to Romania alone. Knew nobody, didn't speak Romanian. I just saw pictures of the castles and decided, fuck it, I'll go check it out. 15 days roaming that eastern European country on my own, might as well have been on Mars. The only people I knew that traveled from where I'm from were in the military and shit like that, or going to some Mexican resort. Life changing trip, eye opening. When you come from nothing, shit like this is so much better. IMO

[@Chickennuggets18363]

Joey is so right, I moved my family a year ago from Chicago to Estes park,co, it’s a huge adjustment but it’s the most amazing place ever and your life is so much more free, between the outdoors, restaurants, the huge haunted hotel (the Stanley ) it was the best decision I have made for my family

[@saltymcpepper5777]

I loved my visit to Estes Park.

[@Chickennuggets18363]

@@saltymcpepper5777 ya it’s amazing, my 4 kids are so much happier have way more friends and the amount of outdoor activities is endless year round. All the towns and cities in the Rocky Mountains are beautiful

[@Nickydeee]

The only podcast that hasn’t gotten political Thank you

[@AstralHiGH]

Bro midnight ski with crazy Joey Diaz would be gnarly 😂😂😂😂

[@optimusdimegatron1297]

This format of podcast is amazing😀. Listening at work got boring, then Ari made it interesting again. Thanks Ari!

[@missalbania9260]

I love it when Joey is on other podcasts, he’s so naturally funny

[@MrT79shakeshake]

This was thoroughly enjoyable. Joey and Ari are great together.

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

Ari did so much stuff with that 2 face haircut 😂😂

[@youbetrippinpod]

Gotta do a full episode

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

@@youbetrippinpod I’ve seen it on like 2-3 different pods in the passed few days😂 how long did he keep it like that

[@veelowmuymalo7258]

The Church of What's Happening podcast will be remembered for generations

[@lifesurvivors]

Yes Joey Diaz!! it might take me all day to watch this at work but I'm here lol. I did a 10,000 mile road trip in a circle around America in a 1992 town car 3 years ago and had some of the greatest experiences of my life. I'm hoping he went to some of the places I went and saw some things I saw. I've been waiting for this episode

[@SkandalouzStyle]

Only Ari could do a podcast episode in a basic room with a basic sofa and still look good, look at the effort some people put in to their podcast studio and after everything he's done to piss me off, I actually love Ari now.

[@2NotoriousA3]

23:58 that has to be north NJ/NY mentality , being mad surprised when people are extra nice 🤣

[@170045290]

This is such a great format for a podcast, every episode is quality. Nicely done Ari

[@user-tx7id7yd9p]

Why does Coco drink water like a hostage? 😂😂😂

[@dompearson493]

reefer

[@leahsmith5923]

So good. So funny lol. My dad passed my freshman year of college. Uncle Joey has gotten me through such shitty days. What a man.

[@Ramboskates85]

1:18:18 I’m going to Estes Park on Thursday Uncle Joey!!!! People DO want to go to those places. Being from the swamps of Louisiana. You don’t get to see much. I’m tryna see them mountains and smoke that fire!!!!

[@KnataGuy]

I lived the same type of life in Whistler B.C in ‘89 - hitching back and forth everywhere, working Joe jobs for a ski pass, doing all the drugs and drinking all night every night. I lived in a ski chalet with 21 other kids for a while. It was epic.

[@HartJon282]

I thought banana biscuits were a tasteful dessert! Hahahah wow glad Ari asked

[@papichefitup]

Nothing like uncle Joey dropping dates 📅 specific details about the us of A

[@michaelc8192]

my new favorite pod, Louis CK talking about Russia would be incredible

[@DylanMcCullough-dh3fe]

I don't like when they bring on somebody that went to russia in the 90s when it was doing very bad ,and all they have to say is negative shit about russia !! I've been to russia 3 times , first in 2013, just too moscow,then 2017 too st Petersburg, and most recently in 2021, vladivostok ! Russia is much more wealthy, clean, and safe than Westerners think! It's not some frozen wasteland I went too beautiful warm sunny beaches in vladivostok!!

[@jacob1423]

@@DylanMcCullough-dh3feok Russian bot

[@johnday8092]

I was born right in the outskirts from Vladivostok. Moms from there and dads from Ukraine. Always wanted to visit. I was 2 when we moved to the us and 27 now but Always wanted to visit

[@maxmeier532]

"I once jerked off in a hotel in russia. [insert trans joke here]."

[@tristify]

Honestly, out of all the comedy podcasts in the world, this is definitely the most interesting/captivating. You never get to hear these cool inside travel stories. Ari is the goat…looks like a goat too.

[@jakeallcorn8339]

I feel like I'm listening to my Father tell stories. Mostly made up memories... I still love Uncle Joey tho

[@TonyMarselle]

That’s okay.

[@brownclaw88]

This made my day I am sick ASF.. but hearing Uncle Joeys stories warmed my heart, love this man.

[@mattseal9686]

37:00 wtf ari dropped some genius: soak a steak overnight and put it in a ziplock in your pocket. once you hit the top of the mt find a grill haha holy shit thats so frugile

[@mattseal9686]

36:50 sorry

[@S-9_O-4_T-1_A]

I love the photos it adds to the stories!! Joey is the man!

[@RihardsCorona]

10:38 guys, does anyone know the name of the podcast he’s referring to? The studio 54 one.

[@2abalsys]

It’s not a podcast is a music show on the studio54 channel on Sirius radio

[@COBHComerta]

Thanks for posting this one, Ari. I'm headed to nyc for my first time in a couple months, I've been inspired by your show and may even leave the us for a trip next year

[@drfrankfarhadi]

Uncle Joey looking fit and healthy like a Doctor!

[@joeguzman7080]

That's why he takes the elevator

[@TonyMarselle]

Abandoning his first daughter, like a doctor!

[@maxmeier532]

I once did know a doctor who was heavily obese. His speciality was diabetes care.

[@dustindee20]

Joey Diaz is still one the best story tellers

[@cquiroz420]

Skiing is my favorite thing to do on this planet. I already have my ikon pass ready, got some new sticks already. Joey is right about getting first tracks after it dumps. Nothing like it.

[@rapture1592]

The loud breathing between every sentence Joey says 😂

[@JeatBunkie]

Fucking miss that shit from the church and jre days 😂

[@maxmeier532]

that's definitely not indicative of his life expectancy.

[@aldocolin7595]

Joey Diaz is a national treasure!!! By far, THEE FUNNIEST STORY TELLER EVER!!!

[@timmylocklear]

I just screamed "UNCLE.JOEY!!!"❤

[@mattseal9686]

me too

[@hotandnasty]

I ❤ Dave Coulier!

[@alanunruh7310]

what i love about joey. is how many people got a little joey in them!!! i havent had the full diaz experience but there are parts of his story that i share with him. but i know others also share those same struggles.

[@kompressahdnb]

What a banger episode! I could listen Uncle Joey all day.

[@ReportDzBawlz]

I hit the subscribe button just for you. Ari

[@tannermikal2]

That skiing is underrated… I didn’t do it til mid 30’s and hit snowshoe WV and even as a first timer there it was phenomenal. I wanna go out west and do it for a week. So peaceful, good exercise and exhilarating! That’s what’s up

[@jumpingilly732]

Seeing Joey looking healthy genuinely makes me happy

[@blakeporush1193]

Any new content with uncle Joey makes my day!

[@katelah]

"What were we talking about?" love it

[@alvaroacevedo1767]

I am Latino and Mexican. I love watching uncle Joey and because of this podcast I found you I am from Wyoming 45 minutes east of Yellowstone. I own a Mexican restaurant called El Tapatio opened for 30 years!!!have been dreaming to put a comedy show in the Powell Cody Wyoming area!!! Uncle Joey please!!!

[@EatingAmerica]

This is TREMENDOUS two of my favorites they are road warriors that did it for decades true grit and giving us some of the best entertainment today!

[@hutchklutch2594]

Joey is by far the best storyteller of all time! His recall of specific details is unbelievable. I fckn love Uncle Joey

[@rodolfofranco2272]

Reading all these comments is so funny. When i met my good friend from back east was exactly like listening to Joey. Man we had the best of times.

[@TylerRajeski]

I love when joey talks about how nice we are in Bristol tn. It's just the southern hospitality. It's how most of us were raised. Love u joey!

[@michaelmadsen9349]

Some people are just always interesting to listen to. Joey is such a gifted storyteller

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

Dang this monday is a BANGER for podcasts. Blessed!

[@Eddiiee19]

This was a good one ,i never seen your videos before ,this was pretty good man