#330

[@yeffocface]

Ralphie and Joey's chemistry is unmatched

[@nivagsrierb8063]

Coffey ain’t that true brother... they go off each other so good. They know exactly what the other is thinking. Fucking love them both can’t wait to see Ralph it May in heaven

[@jrsmith3344]

Imagine their conversations back in the day, when they were just chillin together

[@jrsmith3344]

@Lucy H Holy fuck "Lucy"! Why are you wasting your life listening to people you dislike so much? Good luck in your endeavors

[@maddogkilla1]

"unmatched" hahaha more like ralphie changes his opinion to match Joey's. I honestly hate those kind of ppl. They are soft and just want ppl to like them because they know they are fat slob pieces of shit

[@haZoEoner_zmuzic]

More like don’t match

[@rktyler3470]

Ralphie was the best church guest. He loved Joey like we all love Joey.

[@3ossomok588]

Right on ❤❤

[@tonypino5415]

You can tell Ralphie really needed this at the time. Cheers to good friends.

[@deadshot4245]

man i miss him so much

[@ironpickX]

❤

[@ForgottenTupperware]

49:38 Lee whispers laughing "I love you Ralphie" ....me too, man. RIP big guy

[@andmeproductions1697]

That always gets me emotional

[@tylerfiecke]

Nobody brought the love to the church like Ralphie, nobody supported and built up what Joey was trying to do like Ralphie. He would get on and start talking about head preacher man and playing into the whole bit, and give Joey his space and respect and just be right there with heat anytime there was an opening. I always wanted more ralphie episodes because the three of them together were perfect. I first subscribed to the church after hearing a Ralphie episode, he was talking about Arabs lookin blowuppy as a mothafucka, and I just howled! RIP ralphie you big beautiful soul. May you Rest In Peace.

[@Sharkfan]

agreed. even before he passed i knew no guest embodied the church like ralphie

[@grantmcdougall7801]

That blowuppy as a motherfucka line got me to got me good it was tremendous!

[@raimundosilva4382]

Ela que me espere quando eu chegar aí eu tenho sim eu tenho surpresa para ela eu tenho um suplemento

[@raimundosilva4382]

Vai lá vai casar quando esse é o pão dentro do c* dela vai pagar meu

[@raimundosilva4382]

Uma p*** me desafiando uma p*** me desafiando com mentira que não prova nada e eu tenho asessa briga é boa uma p*** desafiando sem prova e eu tenho as provas contra p*** essa briga é boa eu vou para cima mesmo

[@mikefields103]

Ralphie still deserves to be mentioned more. One of the best to ever do it!!!

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

Ralphie’s not dead, he’s reading KZbin comments. We miss you big boy

[@WarrenSummerlin]

What do you mean?

[@Tarantinoncoke]

@@WarrenSummerlinnigga is fried

[@5poopy]

if i died and my fate was reading youtube comments i'd be pissed. ralphie deserves better hahaha

[@bl1neoner370]

@@5poopy Aye lmao, we didn't deserve Ralphie🥲 Rest In Paradise

[@dr.green.]

​@@5poopy That's the bad ending lol

[@mattantoniewicz001]

Man I miss ralph. Been re watching his podcast episodes.

[@TheSpritz0]

Same with me, damn he did too young!!!

[@AlphaMom55]

Matt Antoniewicz me too. 😥😥😥

[@TheRealSituation1]

Same here, R.I.P.

[@adamporter3601]

He was hilarious. RIP Ralphy May

[@sacequeensny5311]

You and me both bro, RIP RALPHIE

[@roycedot]

Love how Ralphie always brought up the orange juice haha

[@BleakNovemberrain]

Hearing Ralphie May call Santeria "Sangria" is TREMENDOUS. I miss you, guy

[@jodysprouse683]

Watching Ralphie talk about his kids, wife and his divorce broke my heart.

[@staats13]

Damn I feel so bad for Joey you can tell he loved Ralph like a brother. So sad that he’s gone. Rip Ralph

[@ktm196]

I don’t cry but when Ralph died I lost it, I remember wishing I could cry how he deserved

[@lillbunnyhop]

Always find myself coming back to the Ralphie May church podcasts. He was so kind and funny, still such a sad ending to his story.

[@rogermilla2358]

Ralphie May genuinely seems like one of the nicest, gentlest souls ever. RIP

[@kusc717]

FINALLY heard the origin of the sample of Lee's "Why didn't she like him..."? sample at the end of Church clips.

[@chilliLRK]

Same haha

[@RyanAKAStreakk]

Legendary shit

[@jasoncarlson5986]

Ki

[@jaygroomes1357]

What did he dooooo???

[@alexandrubordanca1027]

Fuck that got stuck in my head and I’ve been searching for the original for like a month

[@munky40903805]

We miss you Ralphie, you will always be part of my life, larger than life no doubt.

[@DailyCarrySolutions]

Joey - that sound you made when you were in the pool and pulled your foot over made the podcast worth it, LOL. The way Ralphie burst out laughing only made me laugh harder. Love your stories Coco. They are freakin’ gold. Thank you for doing these podcasts!

[@dr.vonfunkulusthecrimsonho6794]

Ralphie May was a beautiful character. Rest In Peace, dude. Glad we have videos like this to keep your memory

[@louiecomedie9773]

“Look Lee shut the fuck up” rip Ralph. Wise words from a wise man

[@JacobC479]

1:46:14 "You also took a shit in Gavin's shower and pushed it down with your toe. I know the real you Coco" *Jesus* that's beyond savage, and borderline insane😂😂😂 fuckin Uncle Joey, I love ya😂😂

[@garbougesenior3486]

Ralphie May really described Lee Syatt too a tea lol “you’re a titty baby”. LMAOOO👌🏽😂

[@MooreAdventure77]

Love remembering ralfy I wish when he passed more people like the church would of been there for him. I know I speed for everyone when I say I was heart broken to hear he didn't get the head stone and respect this amazing man deserves! We love you Ralfy we will never forget this great comedian, father, and man.

[@brood7002]

"EeeeeeeEeEEEEEEEeeeeNNNNNNNEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" - Lee Syatt

[@benreaper9087]

Ralphie is in heaven telling stories about joey Diaz

[@djmessiahnyc3498]

How this doesn’t have millions of views is beyond me. Its hysterical.

[@itzajdmting]

Give it another 7 years... It will do.

[@chrisbar8670]

Id just like to take this time 2 years later to say thank you for this podcast just watched it and yall hit on so many point things and topics I been thinking about for so long. So thanks Joe Diaz and Ralphie May you guys are so great together thankyou again.

[@muhidigital.900]

Ralphie is one of the first comics I watched in the early 2000’s on Comedy Central rip legend

[@neptunium7121]

That whole section about his mother and her baseball antics never gets old. Hilarious.

[@stanhalen7928]

Rest in Peace Ralphie May. You're truly missed!

[@joshlipp8800]

lee awkwardly dancing to the music when joey stands up is precious 44:00

[@edsid15]

Rip Ralphie and brody. Miss you guys rest easy in heaven.

[@jordonwhalen5132]

Damn, Ralphie seemed like such a nice human being. Just a genuine good dude.

[@MrMoskyz]

Loved watching live, love it all the time. The best one in a bit

[@TrueTreeRadioNetwork]

Jesus is ralphie on coke? He yelled at lee for a minute lol

[@rvoutiritsa]

he definitely seems whacked on something. maybe those opiates he said he loves too much!

[@PhatAssObese]

+Rob Blaze hahaha. i hope lee didn't cry later.

[@rvoutiritsa]

+Daniel Solano lol Lee will definitely be replaying it over and over when he tries to sleep!

[@PhatAssObese]

+Rob Blaze haha. he should grow that strong man mustache though. he could rock it.

[@PanasonicTooth]

+TrueTreeRadio lol when was that? I must have missed it

[@WhogeteR]

Boyyyyy Ralphie May pourin up with the Geto Boys is legendary status Tx stand up

[@rogerhinds4062]

Lento Rodriguez timestamp brother

[@robbone4]

@@rogerhinds4062 1:57:15

[@robbone4]

Leer Eyes it's not boyyyyy, it's more like mannnnn

[@bugglemagnum6213]

@@robbone4 maaannnee

[@ZzZ0ne]

always amazed by joey's memory how can a podhead remember dates and days like that,... i cant even remember what day it was on my bd last year

[@ESGist]

Lmaooo

[@santiagorestrepo2717]

What a beautiful relationship, RIP to a great human

[@inacityboi]

man i miss ralphie .. grew up on his stand up comedy. thanks for the great content and memories buddy RIP

[@microbet.4081]

People either love Ralphie, or hate it it would seem. I love em, and them together is just great! Joey "one of the worst things was that one time when I drowned at the YMCA. Ralphie "you shit in the shower, and pushed it down the drain with your toes." , and it just goes on, and on. Too fucking funny!

[@JohnSmith-fh5du]

when lee broke the zipline joey: "hhhhhhhhhhhhh" when joey drowned in the pool ralphie: "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@Pursc248]

Sorry for your lose Joey...Ralphie was an amazing comedian and man!

[@djBangzWell]

We miss you Ralphie! Forever in our hearts 🤘🏽

[@Government_Username]

"How many needles can I stick in my blood?" -Joey Bananas 39:34

[@Roy_Godiksen]

You have our love Ralphie. Never doubt that!

[@bricemarchant9410]

Damn I miss this version of Joey! He just doesn't have the same vibe these days. I know times and people change over the years but these were some great times.

[@NelsonMuntz1993]

These were great but dark times as well. He’s a better man now but we will always support him and thankful we got like 800 episodes of the church but the joint is just as good to me.

[@sicknado]

I know thank god these r here

[@reevesbrown1416]

You're damn right. thank God for youtube and the internet

[@popsmokeboa4122]

@@sicknado I'm in my

[@popsmokeboa4122]

@@NelsonMuntz1993 . No worries. K. O

[@Peteworth]

Lol! Rusty Shackleford got a shout out.

[@juangonzalez-gv7yo]

i laughed so much watching this! i love these guys!

[@ISeeO.J.]

When Ralphie said "Thank you for the drink Mr. Cosbey!!! May I have another?" I almost pissed myself!

[@johnwaitforitsundelin8769]

I only wish all these Ralphie podcasts were longer. His laugh is contagious

[@JacobC479]

1:55:45 for like 3 minutes straight Lee is in the background making whale noises lmfaoooooooooo

[@twwothousandnoww]

Lmaooo

[@zachfromhouston8648]

20:50 I LEGIT thought Joey was having a seizure

[@BigL44729]

For real me too bro😂

[@harshman121092]

Dude a Bloody Mary with a Heineken sounds tremendous

[@ernestoortiz8672]

1:05:31 the sound of lee dying of laughter 😂

[@praisethesun69]

Ralphie May's laugh has to be one of the funniest things I've heard. XD

[@postpunklover6711]

+Melissa McWilliams Agreed that I don't see why many complain about him when there is oh-so-many annoyances in this world. He is a strangely lovable dude, God bless'em. Also I'm trying to win a personal bet with myself: Is your avatar Oregon or Washington State? Looks like Oregon to me...

[@praisethesun69]

+Brandon Mr. Rockabilly Ralphie is really lovable, but I can kinda see how he might not be for everyone. Also, my avatar is Oregon... you win :)

[@postpunklover6711]

Oh indeed, he isn't everyone's cup of tea from language wise to topic wise but alas, he also receives _FAR_ too much automatic online hatred as well, natch. Alas to each their own! ;-) Ah yes Oregon, the start of the good ole' Pacific Northwest. So that was done out of love & respect for the recent shooting victims at the college? God bless your heart if so. Glad I playfully won!

[@jam1ga]

These old church episodes are best. Two old great friends talking about the past. We miss you ralphie

[@TrueTreeRadioNetwork]

Ralphie may is filled with rage.

[@camlolol3875]

That's not all he is filled with lmao ay lmao

[@joaota1506]

+Camlolol Twinkie filling?

[@macdiggitty]

RIP

[@oshayj9614]

49:00 best part

[@BrassicaMusic]

Sounds like there are 2 podcasts happening at once when Ralphie is speaking.

[@richardpoynter1502]

I love the fact that south west air kicked Kevin Smith off a flight for being fat but they let Ralphie May on.

[@seancrutcher525]

Cuz ralphie is a G.kevin Smith is just a fat nerd in a hockey jersey

[@arthurchapa2630]

Gonna miss Ralphie on the podcast

[@balancegoodlife76]

Lee. You train. Tell Ralphie to shut his trap if you need to brother

[@andrewmyers933]

Exactly what I though he'd fuck him up if it went down.

[@SilverKen15]

***** like i said. lee is the biggest pussy in california.

[@Craigaramajama]

"You train." what a dumb thing to say

[@Terriblegolfer16]

brad hoke like he's a train like saying someone's a beast . you 12 year olds never heard that expression before

[@srgt.stones8627]

bruh we act like any of us know wtf is goin on in this crazy ass world rn so I say lee is doin alright lol

[@emmanuelmejia7016]

"I wanna drink what black people are drinking now I saw it on Drugs Inc..." LMAO! Greatest Joey Diaz quote EVER!

[@kittylady6946]

Syrup! Lol

[@oR05e]

20:54

[@donros1]

my wife cut ralphie's hair once at her salon in boston...he ate SOUP and a sandwich while getting his haircut! true story. great guy though and tipped her very good. I guess he was just hungry.

[@ThizzDiggs]

I call bullshit. How did he not get hair in his soup?

[@ThizzDiggs]

skankhunt42 I smoke weed all the time and used opioids like breathe mints. Never have I came close to eating hair soup

[@upstylo]

@@ThizzDiggs I was strung out for like 12 years (heroin).... I found like 150 10mg methadone tabs and didnt know abt the half life of methadone... If u take 80mg today... Tomorrow when u take 80 more mg its like take 120mg cuz 40mgs of the 80mgs is still in ur system cuz thats how the drug works.... Anyway its like day 6 of taking 10 to 15 tabs aday and long story short my girl found me blacked out trying to eat an American Spirit rollie cigarette nodded out in the sun somewhere abt 30 mins away from dying from heat stroke... So I think wit enuff opiates anything is possible

[@j.m.5744]

Who the fuck eats a bowl of soup while getting a haircut. I wonder how it tasted with cut hair all in it. This is why I think Ralphie May was a douchebag.

[@fireback9164]

What a blast.from the past. One of the first I listened to turned me into a fan . Rip Ralphie. Still missed

[@KU-mq4er]

Amazing podcast, was laughing all the way through ! love you ralphie may !

[@J1ZZB0SS]

This podcast feels like just 2 hours of ralphie yelling at lee

[@Bl4z3M4st3rFl4sh]

I miss the old church so much. It's the only thing that gets me through work

[@jonvia]

Bonnaroo is awesome. I was on tour in 2014 and my band wasnt booked to play but we knew a charity that had a tent at the festival. So we got to play a few tunes in front of their tent. It was hilarious.

[@danmoon570]

Always a blessing to go back and hear Ralphies voice

[@NateDawgKostecka]

Nothing is better than Ralphie’s laugh

[@dominic7178]

That moosestash bit had me laughing so hard my high ass rewinded it 3 time 🤣

[@TheorizingWithBen]

Did he give a shout-out to Rusty Shackleford?

[@AuthenticProd]

Listen to this everyday

[@williamlone3]

These are the best nothin beats church with Ralphie

[@brianbarcus5853]

Ralphie is a great soul. RIP Big Man.

[@SussBus]

Ah yes, Billy Joel's classic hit "Ring me a song you're a shadow man" 🤣🤣

[@dwaynewalker8488]

1:05:30 Lees voice tho, thats one high Jew

[@CZRXCZR]

+Jay Fox I got a flashback to the Acid Church podcast. Lee was squeaky as fuck!

[@jp3mcpherson]

Based Vader - Over weight, speech impediment, bald, high voice, no job, short, and weak... poor fellow :(

[@ThizzDiggs]

@@jp3mcpherson at least he doesn't look like you. Lmao

[@casonriley9958]

You do that much drugs and you get an automatic speech impediment @@jp3mcpherson

[@ahngelooh]

@@jp3mcpherson but he's married tho and his job is keeping up with joey in getting fucked up, which is work when you look at him

[@JamesD-t4h]

R.I.P ralphie you Will be forever missed but as long as we're alive you're legacy will live forever.

[@jaimefreitas9711]

"one of those screens had one of those shooting games on." - ralphie may to lee

[@RICKROCKERTHEORIGIONAL]

THANKS FOR GIVING ME THIS PODCAST GIFT

[@dannysavagedraftguru]

My heart broke for Ralph’s hearing him talk about divorce RIP

[@dalverbruges5262]

The mic 🎙 matches joeys shirt 👕 perfectly

[@theblackmambaplague]

He's the only one that sticks it to Joey. I don't mind Joey taking the conversation to his life but come on Joey, cut the guest some slack.

[@nicks1169]

Ralphie laughing his ass off at the mention of the ymca drowning is so fucking perfect

[@aldriel8274]

I keep coming back here because I simply adore these three Angels of Death. This time I want to underline Ralphie @1:33:17 "She gets half? Yes motherfucker she gets half, ok?. She should get more than half." My God, how I miss the most generous and kind person in the world. My God why you had to take our dear Ralphie from us, when you have so many bastards out there? For all eternity in my heart and in my mind rest in peace dear Ralphie May. 😞🙏

[@newdeal1]

1:53:00 The FLYing Jew is buzzin again!! "Nmnnmm Mnnnmmm Nmmnm"? Lololl that fucking uncontrollable humming buzz he gets stuck singing when hes lvl 1000 stoned hahah.

[@newdeal1]

Hahahaaa the very end, Lee trying to read the sponsors but he just gives up

[@brandonleonjones3128]

I wish more than anything that he was still alive today

[@executiveoutcomesUSA]

Killed it ! everyone was great spot on 🤩

[@Atomluke07]

about time... I waited all day for this! I love the podcast

[@bethjohnson8353]

The guys in pain all the time from weight he can’t control, his wife screwing around then divorcing him getting half his money, that’s why he’s stressed geeeez!

[@jakecutler1466]

Ralphie May I will be praying for you and your family. Thinking about you my man.

[@bobyrd4386]

Jake Cutler Rest in Paradise Ralphie!! You will be missed big bruh!!

[@dobroserdechnyy]

9:00 Joey talks about gum. 14:03 Ralphy makes the best remark lol.

[@caveman153]

LOL! Lee got a ear beating from Ralphie!!! He has said in older PODCAST that they all had lived together and it was a blast! WAKE UUP!! Lee! LOL!

[@vwalt6804]

Rapack Goon I think it was just misunderstood by Ralphie, I reckon Lee meant, that coz they know each other so well, both of them living on a tour bus together would be hilarious coz they would just bust each other’s balls constantly

[@dylanrepetto2447]

Joey talking about his mom going to the Mets game was fucking hilarious I miss him and Ralphie RIP big guy. I miss the church so much 🥲

[@anneverna1792]

this is insane i love it i have never seen ralphie may he rest in peace !

[@Mxv_2814]

Anne Verna what an experience you had watching The Church feat Ralphie for the first time..”first class like a doctor”

[@cristoferpaz-ruiz6938]

Joey Diaz + Lee Syatt + Ralphie May = greatest podcast trio

[@WarrenSummerlin]

Got my own boil story. I have always dealt with acne and cyst and boils my whole life so long story short I had one under my arm the size of my arm pit and couldn’t close my arm down to my side so I had to hold it up on bus rides all the way from Michigan to North Carolina with nothing to relieve it. No pain meds no infection pills or anything plus I never had the seats on the bus to myself I always had someone in the seat next to me the entire rides and anyone that travels knows about layover’s and switching buses. My god it was terrible absolutely terrible. Good news to anyone else who reads this and has the same issue’s. Go get you a little orange can of naturally drawing salve called “PRID” I’m telling you now it absolutely works and soothes the pain plus like I said all natural not that I would care personally I just know it’s the best thing I’ve ever tried.. 👍✌️ Ps and again RIP Ralphie, we miss you brother ✌️

[@labyebmor5068]

God damn im looking fwd to my greyground travels ! Thanks for the knowledge famiky

[@robertsanger9176]

Okkkkkkkay!!!!!!!!

[@N8CRE8]

1:38:52 - THEY FLAT OUT IGNORE LEE MID STATEMENT LOLOLOLOOL

[@wecre8sound652]

THIS IS LEGENDARY

[@wetimusprime3066]

Yes sir massa