#339

Theo Von, Comedian who's special, "No Offense will be on Netflix soon', joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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Recorded live on 12/10/2015.

[@noodlesgalore9286]

7 years later and this is still hilarious

[@insanehero4804]

It can be 10 years and this trio will cure any kind of depression lol

[@juanrosa6969]

@@insanehero4804Is alway incredible when these 3 guys were on the podcast

[@st8tch790]

I keep going back to this episode tbh

[@Prashanthestics]

It’s the Lee looking and talking fked up high for me🤣

[@D-Fens_1632]

I love when these oldies randomly get suggested. It's like going back and listening to a good band's first album.

[@D-Fens_1632]

And i love when I forget leaving these comments and they get likes months and years later. It's comforting knowing thet someone else is still watching these epiaodes, it gives me hope for mankind.

[@alecbaker13]

Man the good ol days

[@alecbaker13]

@@D-Fens_1632 same here man

[@TruetOfficial]

@@D-Fens_1632 hell yeah brother 💯

[@MikeyMuse52]

I miss the old podcasts. I'm torn about Joey and Lee not being together. I honestly can't listen to them independently. It's like having Salt with no Sugar. I gotta have both.

[@bigrob6849]

When Lee's high and talking he looks and sounds like he's about to burst into tears at any moment.

[@johncahillmcquan4004]

Dude that's the perfect description lmao

[@Mushr88mBreW]

"What the fuck are you giggling for?"

[@Nozylatten]

@Breezy Mods He is our lee lol gotta love um

[@sarahkreller9603]

LMFAO so true

[@midnightinthebaypodcast]

Hahaha

[@davemieze9021]

I’ve grown so fond of Lee Siatt. And I love how much affection Joey has towards him. Joey truly took Lee under his wing. Lee adds a lot to the quality of the podcast in my opinion.

[@chrissiebern6693]

Dave Mieze I mean for sure spell his name right

[@IV_97]

@@chrissiebern6693 Imagine trying to sound like Brendan Schaub

[@IV_97]

@Kevin K Well that's due to his fame, anyone already famous can become rich if they start up a podcast.

[@IV_97]

@Kevin K He was one of the top Heavyweights in the UFC when he was fighting, KO'd Cro Cop and was often on JRE. Mix all that with him then joining up with Callen and you're bound for success. MMA is a incredibly fast rising sport and he capatalised on it well. However, he is a well known twat therfore acting like him isn't very coolm

[@smokeheaven2990]

@Kevin K you're wrong dude

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

"We've gotta send Lee home stoned to the gills." "I hope my mom's asleep when I get there."

[@hellpked]

when he talked about the leftovers. grinning harder than him

[@jay7292]

I think we all have been there hahaha

[@N8CRE8]

Miss those days lmaoo. Sneaking out to smoke at night

[@docbainl9504]

@@N8CRE8 those we're the days. And now we're all dusty old farts smoking freely in our homes.

[@christianwarriors5177]

1 11

[@dewwwd3431]

You can tell Theo started freaking out a bit “I’m a lil high though you guys high?” “Okay I’m just making sure everyone is high”

[@gravity3268]

12:00 Love how when theo says hes feeling a bit too high and uncomfortable Joey immediately changes the subject, and seems to relax instantly. Joey truly is a homie, and a strong minded man, trips with his homies so they know that someone is there with them.

[@gravity3268]

He doesn't do the baby sitter approach, he does the partner through this crazy adventure method, which some time is even better, waking up the next day half sober piecing together the night before

[@poons243]

I caught that too, that was smooth and he def did that on purpose

[@sausagegabbagoochi1959]

wow I thought I was the only one that saw that. Yeah he’s definitely been to the Darkside. He knows how to calm your right down. I love Joey.

[@sausagegabbagoochi1959]

“ when did u start comedy Theo Von?” as soon as he’s agreed that he is uncomfortable high

[@sausagegabbagoochi1959]

joey voice

[@S1N1CAL]

The fucking absurdity of Joey admitting to Theo that he trusts him with his pets lives and so Theo proceeds to tell him a story about when he accidentally back over a deer with a lawnmower. This is why I watch

[@loveforthe90s]

Deadass dying laughing rn in bed 🤣 it’s like how tf do you back over a deer with a lawnmower 💀 this shit is beyond ridiculous

[@brando8086]

Sometimes comedians just make stuff up so we can laugh about it.. hah great story

[@vinzhall8125]

plus him putting a fucking hamster called superman in his pocket 🤣🤣

[@steamingpile71]

Ngl I herd him before I seen him I thought he was like 16 yo talking about scared going back to his mom stoned

[@stephenlamley541]

Yeah I appreciate theos humour it's very left field.

[@freebassdj]

Man, these beginning level podcasts are gold now… like a time capsule

[@KK-lg8uz]

i started listening to JRE from the first episode. Its amazing

[@suzymartin218]

Theo Von is so subtle with his punchlines it's hard to tell if he wants the listener to laugh or not. Hes hilarious

[@adamgale2189]

he cant tell a story to tell his life, never know if it gonna be

[@trip4923]

​@@adamgale2189much like your ability to type a coherent sentence.

[@PurpleElephant808]

Listen to the imagination and how Theo stirs the conversation to interesting shit. He's a great story teller.

[@Togmot]

He's very smooth about it too. It's interesting to see people with a high verbal IQ who chose to express themselves in a simple manner.

[@dankestranch8738]

Hes truly one one of the best

[@EAZYEfrain]

Yup lol Theo von podcasts are the ones I don’t get bored with it’s always interesting

[@that1guy899]

@@EAZYEfrain for real man. Dude's the coolest!

[@srodriguez1458]

​ 35:15 2❤very 😂❤v😂❤😂😂🎉

[@cassiusbowls7493]

Uncle Joey and Theo are low key the best combo.

[@lucastabare5426]

Wrong. High key the best combo

[@joejohn6269]

You opinion ok okpp

[@johnhatzinger141]

I didnt want to say it cause I really like rogan and diaz combo but Theo and rogan is also good so I think it's Theo von who makes it good

[@jadenwracing8176]

Because they both don’t get uncomfortable with crazy stories!

[@lindsay760g]

High key the best

[@mloclam7]

"Im pretty high though. Say I wasn't myself and I came up to me and i said ....fuck that doesnt make any sense.... and i said...fuck what were we talking about?

[@hankhill8344]

What

[@mlgmcdonaldsland7063]

@@hankhill8344 It's a quote from the episode

[@novalance3765]

Man Lee's the best fr

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

Lee laughs in the exact same manner, pitch, and sound as my son used to. I never thought I would ever be able to hear that goofy ass laugh again. I've missed it so much. Thanks Lee. You really made my morning. ❤️

[@detoxfromthematrix]

Joey is the same for me as a close representation of some my dads mannerisms and laugh. God bless you!

[@texasman1409]

If my kids laughed like a goofy mess, i would of called him out on it instead of letting him make a fool of himself

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

@@texasman1409 "Would have".... That about sums it up. There's about 50 instances of " would have" that go through my mind on a daily basis.

[@texasman1409]

@@joeyvanostrand3655 man, if your boy acts like Lee and talks like Lee... that means he is an emasculated mamas boy... he is a mess... so get it together and raise him to be a man

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

@@texasman1409 I can see where it would be easy to make those assumptions. But that simply wasn't the case. He just had a goofy ass laugh. The boy was 6 ft 3, around 250#'s. He was a big rig tow truck driver, went to school to become a certified diesel mechanic. Avid outdoorsman. Learned to shoot and properly and safely handle firearms of all types from about 8 years old. The boy was Bambi's worst nightmare if Ty sighted him in with a compound during bow season. All of us have always been pretty proficient with firearms and pretty good with a bow. But that kid was uncanny. From a very young age he was in astounding shot with a bow. At 8 or 9 years old we started him out with lessons at a local sportsman's shop. After a very short time he seemed to have a gift from God when it came to putting an arrow EXACTLY where he wanted it. I don't remember his grandfather complaining about having to follow blood trails from hell to breakfast. Once Tyler acquired his target, that was it for whatever happened to be on the receiving end. He absolutely loved going fishing. He just wasn't an indoor kid. He also possessed qualities that just don't seem to exist for the past few generations of youngins that have come up in the world. He was genuinely empathetic, compassionate, kind, and generous to a fault to those that deserved it. He had no time for those that stood around with their hand out. I instilled in him good traditional, christian, mostly conservative, family values. And he well understood and practiced them. He understood that at some point in everybody's life they need a hand. Maybe they need some advice. Maybe they need a little bit of money to get their shit straight. Maybe they need a whole lot of help. Sometimes a good swift kick in the ass can be some of the best help someone can offer. As long as the need was genuine and not coming from a place of greed or entitlement Tyler would make damn sure he went without before someone he deemed deserving fell short. I was proud of my boy. Still am. He was an "old soul". His heart was so big it literally knew no bounds. Not enlarged and struggling like Lee's, but just such a great kid, teen, and subsequently man. There weren't many like him. I don't see any today. But that goofy ass laugh.

[@noahmills6206]

No podcasts will compare to this level of comedy. Church of what’s happening now is legendary.

[@Deltahairlines82]

Ever!!!!

[@brianlewis1372]

Theo was getting so excited taking about Lee eating Lmao!

[@SamSveistrup]

im so hungry

[@2triangles]

😂 he was on fire. That dude is amazing

[@rhino5250]

@@SamSveistrup chicken stripppppps

[@richardp2492]

I think he thought the podcast was paused 😂

[@bubbyberry]

"whos high" "i'm high, joeys high, i think everybody watching is probably high" yes.

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

No

[@dogs3700]

Stones Jones get high loser lol

[@bubbyberry]

@@dogs3700 not getting high doesnt make you a lose, neither does getting high. u needa chill out and get high bro.

[@lovemacheen9189]

@@bubbyberry melllllooooooow.

[@mattparker3813]

@Deleted Account I’m dead

[@Anthony-zm8of]

"He's got a unique shape but he's chill" -Theo Von

[@LuisDiaz-pn7fd]

theo "you'll get some trim" lee " idk, thats more pressure than voting" I was dying when he said that lmao!

[@_BestViralClips_]

2023 and still going back and listening to these, truly hope Joey or theo invite eachother on again.

[@pawznplay2772]

I just started watching all these! These guys are great together! 😂

[@_BestViralClips_]

@@pawznplay2772 they’re hilarious together!

[@0223eoin]

Joey is such a good dude. Going back to NY and going to dinner with his old school teachers. He just oozes a man that cares about his roots

[@MrYupsuredid]

Joey Diaz is one of the best storytellers out there. The memory on this man is unreal. Theo is a recovering addict so he follows the tradition of helping others and being kind and accepting. Two great men.

[@rvosta2450]

This podcast doesn't get enough recognition as one of the funniest episodes, ever. Uncle Joey and Theo are gold! 🔥 😂

[@Huxtee7]

My dad would always tell me I had got the Heart of a lezbian -Theo Von

[@rileystewart3170]

The fuck is it with Theo & hampsters? I bet mama hampsters tell their kids folklore stories about Theo Von to keep em in line.

[@satanas5975]

Lee was always so underrated, love him

[@hienzkitzvelvet]

Wish you were here, best album ever! I swear, Joey has the sweetest heart. Love him. Rare genuine individual ❤️

[@steve_7102]

Hellyeh, hands down. Best album. 💙

[@Strype13]

Lmfao. Theo is one of a kind. [ 36:32 ] "You shit?" "Aw, I thought somebody shit a little."

[@codyg9953]

Joey and Lee need to go on Jre together.

[@sloppycrotch7289]

+CodyG Tweet Joe

[@fortyforfree]

I bet Roe Rogain butchers Lee's name

[@XenoTravis]

Brett Michael Joe sucks now? don't just bash him because he literally has the most popular podcast now.

[@ROBERTELEE-jd3st]

CodyG rogan just tried to make joey feel like a idiot the whole time. Think he is jealous Joey has a new friend

[@mrtambourineman6107]

Yeah I'd probably pay to see that. I watch em but I don't listen to the audio

[@cdaprinz999]

"Torturizing" another great vocabulary lesson from uncle joey.

[@boosterbrosllc4681]

9:00 Theo ALMOST comes up with the infamous “dark arts” phrase. But says dark side

[@piffdat3877]

When Theo said he feels pretty uncomfortable right now cause he's so high And Uncle Joey just asks him when he got into comedy to change the subject and help Theo get his mind in a better place. That's Uncle Joey knowing when to switch it up and keep the good times going cause I feel like he knew Theo would be all good if he just kept his mind in a humorous story telling place

[@xXfsasXx]

@1:01:36 Joey: Dog, I hit a Dog on Wiltshire. Lee 'The Chinaman' Syatt: Oh nooo.

[@eightone91]

Here in 2024

[@bentolleson2585]

Joey I love how you have befriended Lee & taking Lee under his wing. I love when Theo is on. Lee, Joey, & Theo have good chemistry.

[@vincenzokarolflagiello9145]

These men haven't aged a day in 8 years.

[@EyeShotFirst]

Theo Von is the new guy to my list that I follow now. Since he was on JRE the other day, I've got another source of entertainment. The same thing happened with Joey a few years back. Then Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer. It just keeps building and building. I love that all these comedians are united in a way.

[@stepheng887]

Same here :) Heard him on a "Best Of Joe Rogan" video and had to search all over KZbin to find his name. Funniest JRE episode hands down!

[@JC-wj5os]

Same. love all those podcast. Also Tigerbelly is great.

[@4thquarter2nddwnh.p.playin91]

Uncle Joey an the flying Jew only, everybody else is just talking the talk

[@2k1lex]

You gone down the Bobby Lee and Bill Burr rabbithole yet?

[@Ratchman_5000]

A mediocre time with tom n dan ... another good one. Not really in the same league as these guys but funny nonetheless

[@jerrysinefeild7122]

I love how Theo is so nice and chill and cool to Lee. He’s not even doing it on purpose he’s just a nice guy. A lot of the guests on podcast are dicks to lee because they think there better than him or there to “ important “ to be nice and cool. I love Theo Joey and lee. There real people. 💯

[@CJ_YT.]

Fully, man

[@alexgall8785]

How's Mark Normand doing in the clubs?

[@travishouse7101]

@Greatbig Swinging8-D he is

[@zachupchurch5012]

Werq a q

[@Jonqen]

Lee is easy to be a dick to

[@stanko8859]

anyone else think that joey and lee are the comedic and poscast equivilent of rick and morty

[@humanimal5527]

If Rick and Morty were living in the Diabetes dimension, then yes.

[@brandenfarbanger3935]

Humanimal joke of the century. For real

[@pread7491]

You need quite a high iq to understand this comment

[@vladimirlazic7090]

Pread you really don't 😂

[@alexderoche1861]

Ugh

[@michellekozaczok8201]

I just witnessed a lifetime bond develop between two men that's on a whole other level. It's as if their souls knew each other in another lifetime and there was unfinished business or unrequited love (not in a creepy feud /revenge, or romantic/love interest kind of way, but a mentor/student, loving, wholesome, precious way) and this is them meeting up again. It was so genuine and touching I cried.

[@TheDoomslayersDaddy]

Gay

[@michellekozaczok8201]

@@TheDoomslayersDaddy Well that wasn't a very nice thing to say.

[@damiensanchez8439]

Nah I feel u. They had a lot in common frfr. A real genuine convo

[@bluenickels]

There's no dog that wants to have a fuckin' tuxedo on!! That almost literally killed me with laughter. He was dead serious when he said it too. I love you Joey.

[@dowLoveTap]

Just sparked a soldier like a G, and this shit just got uploaded, OH SHIT!

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

37:24 You know somebody is stoned when they start asking who else is stoned hahaha

[@KarlVeiga]

The monkey story at 25:15 kills me every time, and Joey’s laugh.

[@leetlargo]

"I sniffed it then I ran away." lmfao best teenage sex story ever

[@theodoregideonshisha7919]

Well. Try 2 DIY IRL 2day.

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

Hahahha

[@barryallen8504]

Theo: are you high ? Lee: i think most the ppl listening are high. Lol lee spot on im high asf rn

[@Gotham_Media]

Same

[@rolandoolivas9380]

Man. I miss this. Lee & Joey, AND Theo. 6?years ago, time flies. Thanks for this one Autoplay

[@08superbee]

Miss these days

[@BroncoBilly581]

I know. Me too.

[@HereComesTheSmartAlec]

Uncle Joey got this poor soul beyond stoned to the fucking gills

[@alexmcdermid5795]

Joeys smile @ the icebox cake @ 18:36 😂 the man was loving it

[@mojojeinxs9960]

Recently just discovered Joey Diaz podcasts only regret wish had stumbled across this back in 2020 lockdown.

[@reggieroach7313]

When Theo said the hamster got killed in the fight I laughed so hard

[@SheaRoberts]

That story about staying at the guys house with the pets and the dad sniffing the guys fingers. Good god...

[@rippie___]

Yeah wtf lmao

[@elliotthyde8933]

Shea Roberts not sure joey appreciated that one

[@rfcocola123]

Classic!! Theo has no idea how unique his childhood is, when he tells stories it's the norm for him. Every time Joey has Theo on his show there's a great chemistry between them.

[@mikeyrox725]

“So wait who’s high, your high? I’m high too... Joey’s high”

[@shonuffLA]

I could chill with this guy all day lol

[@jonnysith]

shonuffLA sus

[@ewniko1435]

Sounds real fruity tf

[@FunTime-dc7pc]

It feels so good listening too this, Reminds me of life before everyone became so soft.

[@BroncoBilly581]

Yeah, this is right before the downfall.

[@connplayer22]

We need a rematch on that jiu jitsu tourney! That bronchitis has Lee all fucked up

[@maskedasmr4992]

Literally the best part of this entire episode was listening to Lee trying not to burst out laughing while Joey was reading off the ads at the end. Hilarious.

[@jackramirez9265]

It’s truly amazing how much Joey loves Lee. He busts his balls a lot and that for Joey is a sign you are bros. It was awesome when Joey commended Lee for doing the tournament. He was very proud.

[@hiimdominic3780]

Man I love Lee.. He is genuinely a cool dude.

[@jackprovines9462]

11:58 theo says he’s uncomfortable because of how high he is and uncle Joey changes the topic to distract him what a gangsta

[@joemidd2362]

Theo is having a silent panick attack

[@EricAbroad]

man, I love that Theo is crushing it and staying sober. But I also love watching these, they'll always be special 🤣

[@catherinegilliam4202]

I love how Coco always uses Theo’s first and last names when he’s talking to him

[@Dustyholes]

Joey being such a die hard Pink Floyd fan warms my soul

[@Chase11211]

Wow Lee used to be so much more social and articulate before all the Death Stars !!

[@brandoncrow3944]

yeah hes burnt now

[@AlphaMom55]

Michael chase what are these famous death stars?

[@snacklepussPSN]

The INfamous Death Stars kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIO0c6FrhdCdnsk Funny shit sonnermom55

[@richymoreno8126]

Haha

[@alexanderdeserteagle]

Lee is outer space now a days 😂😂

[@pawznplay2772]

Cracks me up how Joey can remember all these names from his past !! 😂 I barely remember my own name sometimes !! 😂😂

[@whodis000]

25:23 joey's reaction has me dying 😭😂

[@Stovetops]

Old podcasts with legends are the best thing to listen to in 2020

[@wardiaz2095]

Thanks for the shoutout during this show, Coco!

[@cocorkiller2322]

He would beat u up for acting like ur him

[@daviddawson147]

Joey doing the ads at the end. Tremendous

[@Occult_Gibbet]

"If you came up to yourself would you even like yourself or would you be like - look at this bitch here" bahahahaha

[@loghawgtv]

Awesome that Lee competes in Jiu jitsu, he’s the man. He has a great attitude I’d say 90% of people don’t have the sack to go to a tournament and put it on the line

[@sammalone9079]

Theo bro you a sensitive soul hard to go thru this life sober...having said that, moderation, Champ

[@moep.8578]

Yo mr.Malone u da man!

[@bigbb416-5]

🙇‍♂️

[@bigtoelittlefinger6133]

Fell asleep and wake up to this trio wee need them bak for a podcast well funny stories 😂😂😂😂

[@robynalice879]

I swear to god, Nova Scotia is just Louisiana Lite™

[@yasirzainal1]

25:23 This for me is the funniest sentence ever recorded in youtube history

[@HorribleHumorVideo]

XD

[@ex-localeverywhere8129]

I'm dying man this is hilarious

[@06alepea1]

Watching this in 2019. Classic Theo Von on The Church eps are my favourite of any podcast ever.

[@am-yx6mr]

Animal stories were immense! haha. Great guest! Thanks Church!

[@erickgutierrez621]

I've never tried listening to any other podcasts other than the JRE but I really like these guys.

[@hexoroid]

joey is one funny dude.. his criminal story is hilarious

[@1994moviebuff]

Joey Diaz doing a MeUndies ad is something I didn’t know I needed

[@edtorgersen1454]

Not knowing if I'll be able to pay my rent this month, but still hustling an grabbing every mother fucking dollar I can find.

[@sidneyt8464]

Did not notice that Theo was high. Love the podcast, thanks for dropping knowledge Joey

[@anomaloustapes]

I just remember this dude from road rules. I had no idea he was a comedian. Dope episode fellas. I'll have to check him out.

[@brooklynbiggie]

Who else Watching this in 2021 ? I got here from Spotify,how ironic

[@John_R_Jackson_III]

20:26 LMAOOO this is why I love Joey , dude just says it how it is man 🤣

[@bulldogger9846]

Best Church episode ever! This guy Theo is hilarious. Please have him on again guys!

[@ddiaspora]

I love you JOEY, The Church makes me feel normal

[@cloudbloom]

8:58 one could argue that Theo's revelation about The Dark Arts™ started formulating at this point

[@lifeofreilly9943]

Lee talking about his Mom, her cooking and how his refrigerator was full of good food was the sweetest…

[@JO-ih7uc]

Lee?

[@lifeofreilly9943]

@@JO-ih7uc Yes! Lol Sorry, Lee…Edited. Sorry Lee!! 😂

[@quickdraw2532]

Lee is one of those people who never has a bad word to say.

[@moodyblues5150]

Joey has the best ad reads. Tremendous.

[@THEUNOSLOTT]

This episode is fuckin gold 😭😭these are the most abstract conversations ever 😂😭 bro every time the conversation swaps I’m dying about at least one thing this man Theo says

[@forevers1238]

20:04 Joey's delayed response to Theo's story fking hilarious.

[@d1agram4]

“I’ve been losing weight for the last few years..” lmao

[@coltonjackkemp6562]

whats so funny about that ?

[@stopabledu]

@Damon Driver its a journey fam ive lost over 240 pounds in 2yrs its not easy fam. he trying unlike most

[@stopabledu]

@Damon Driver lmfao thanks brotha

[@noelgrassy4278]

I have a ton of respect for Lee. He's inspired me to seek out a bjj school in my area.

[@JohnSmith-fr6bx]

Did you do it?

[@michaelwalters3350]

Keyboard Crippin' definitely not, he probably fat as fuck now

[@tedteddteddy3745]

If Lee was his inspiration he has probably already been fat as fuck for a minute.

[@bobyrd4386]

Noel Grassy Awesome bruh I hope u went through with it man n even if u didn't do it it's never to late to start and God bless ya bruh

[@louduva9849]

BJJ is gay. Box instead.