The Church Of What's Happening Now:

[@edhernandez8523]

U can just tell how theo is genuinely a good dude. U can see how Lee is so much more comfortable around theo than any other guest.

[@jwcatalano3867]

@CJ Dare everyone else thinks their shit don’t stink

[@robertpaul3398]

@Jeremy Lathem who’s the rat king

[@robertpaul3398]

@Jeremy Lathem oh I thought you meant rat like informant 😂😂

[@erchompnurse]

All I can say Is bye Joey

[@mr.anonymous5501]

@CJ Dare I think a few who really cared about Joey would be irritated, thinking that Lee was slacking on his production responsibilities, maybe even thinking he was incapable of producing the podcast Joey deserved, never really thinking that Joey was the one calling the shots. But most, they're just typical 'stars' that think they're better than regular people. It's how they'd treat you, if they weren't hoping you'd be a fan.

[@victoralicea9517]

Theo is the best guest on the church of whats happening now like Joey Diaz is the best guest on the Joe rogan podcast!

[@RaidersFan1001]

Victor Alicea it was ralphie but theo close second in my opinion

[@connormoore139]

Hell Yes, JRE has a great mix of guests, but Joey D, Bill B, and Tom S kill on their.

[@victoralicea9517]

El Mero Mero Ralphie was definitely one of the good ones!

[@daveyschneider]

facts

[@mixwell12333]

Victor Alicea just bullshit. Made up stories talking about his own sister like that. His stories make no sense he’s so high just like lee.

[@rjmdnw6343]

"It's oil Lee! Dead dinosaur sauce!" Amazing.

[@billybob-hv5hl]

My favorite guest on the Church.

[@juanbillion4273]

He is awesome. Bobby Lee is also legend on his show.

[@juanbillion4273]

He is awesome. Bobby Lee is also legend on his show.

[@lamcakonewowneyo]

I love his background commentary while Joey's telling stories.

[@stringfellowhawk4843]

LMAO @ 26:20 Joey "If I had class....I knew what a fork was." Theo "Yea like I knew different genders of shrimp."

[@anothersilentprotagonist3964]

LMAO I hate that they just coasted over that comment, I was expecting a huge laugh.

[@ItsStevieBoy]

I read this as he said it 😅

[@feechlamanna22]

5 Hour Spinnery too good

[@Mark-bs5fg]

Huge h lol😊mmmmmmnnmnm😊😊mm😊😊mm😊mmm😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@Mark-bs5fg]

Tf, for an😊​@@feechlamanna22

[@BootCampSpecimen]

“Lee Syatt on the drums” lol

[@sethshoot45]

I think Theo makes Joey laugh more than any other guest

[@wut0.o]

Ralphie may 🥲

[@Twistedbullsh1t]

Theo Von winning over the Church family like Joey did to the JRE, sometimes it just clicks, theo just clicks on the church, gotta love it. Stay Black.

[@dmoore4520]

"If they're in the club coming to see me, they like dessert." Lee is so fucking fire.

[@commonlogic3646]

Time stamp?

[@exhaustedmajority5134]

Timestamp

[@Dennis-ni9vo]

@@commonlogic3646 8:00

[@Dennis-ni9vo]

@@exhaustedmajority5134 8:00

[@commonlogic3646]

@@Dennis-ni9vo haha thank you

[@rabbitszn]

Him ripping his bong and them jamming to Sabbath at the beginning was my favorite thing ive ever seen

[@koda101ninja]

Theo is such a sweet heart to Lee

[@liamclark4873]

My dad died from prostate cancer on March 11 2015 and was found early in the morning on the couch at his house. He called me March 10 at 11 at night and pretty much just dumped his heart out to me balling his eyes out saying how much he loved me my sisters and my mom. I truly do believe people can feel when they’re about to be defeated by there disease.

[@benjii2909]

God damm man sorry for your loss

[@fuego4957]

Rip Mr clark

[@joeldavis1040]

Family is all you've got!

[@peeooo2415]

Rip 😢

[@caseyc9841]

Theo is one of my favorite guests, it’s an insta click from me when I see his name as a guest on any podcast.

[@hashem1811]

A N Y podcast, bruh. Onward.

[@gas-o-meter]

6 years later, could u have ever thought how big he’ll get, absolutely insane

[@iminyourhousebro]

3:02 I love how Joey lit a bowl without weed in it

[@RichC-p5t]

This is honestly the best thing to watch late at night😂

[@junglechungle]

I love how well Theo treats Lee, always making sure he knows hes just fucking around, even though lee already knnows ahaha just a very thoughtful guy

[@tye9713]

Who Siat

[@antisocialmedia5285]

Lee! With the funniest line in the whole podcast that everyone missed!! "Theo: this guy walks in and fucking shoots everybody in the denys hahaa.. Lee:.....1 star.." hahahahahah

[@russellhancox256]

blootung 😂😂

[@lillbunnyhop]

He was quick and subtle. I was cracking up

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

Speak for yourself. I didnt miss it. Hilarious tho. He often has good lines..mostly muffled in between laughter of others.

[@pvthudson5069]

I've quoted this joke a few times recently. So so good. Why it's disappointing he retired from comedy.

[@waynekreedir9393]

Lee-Joey-Theo Inspiration For Everything.

[@MisssPeachykeen]

Joey " If I was a hot girl at 21" Diaz

[@Prod_D]

Sarah “I am a hot ass girl” D 😁

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

DG 'im thirsty cuck using emoji's like a 13 year old japanese schoolgirl' money

[@jakeballou5147]

This meme is overused

[@jaysand1436]

@@Stoney-Jacksman seek aid

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Just picture a 21 year old girl that sounds like Joey and tells Stories the same way I think I would have to marry that if nothing else just for the entertainment value

[@Ashley_Schaeffer]

Theo and the Church crew have a special chemistry... I can't explain it but these episodes are the best...

[@joeys6114]

You can’t skip past the beginning with no volume… Theo interpretive dancing while uncle Joey doing back to back bong hits LIKE A SOLDIER

[@ramondimas1252]

Man, when Joey spoke about feeling a breeze and having that memory of his dear friend Ralphie it just got to me. I feel like such spirits live through us, our experiences and our choices.

[@GHOSTFAIZ]

I was expecting him to say"she stole my tv" but when he said " she stole my vacum", I died.

[@jamierobertson8917]

This might be the most naturally funny sentence I’ve ever heard

[@liamclark4873]

“I wanna be a crip” “Aight shoot up a Denny’s” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonnie297]

I’m so stoned I’m rewatching this and heard police sirens and muted the speakers to make sure 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[@JWB86]

Proud of that are you. Grow up

[@RegalVyzh]

J B at least he’s not uploading jump rope videos on youtube

[@jonnie297]

How does the boot taste bruh

[@DARKW1ZARD616]

@@JWB86have some soul momo

[@kamdaddyof280]

Thanks for all the laughs boys! Lee, you’re hilarious bro; best co-host ever! Theo, Joey and Lee would have the SICKEST podcast if they created one together!!

[@nancyreynolds6999]

The part about Ralphie coming to say goodbye was so deep and real. Love you uncle Joey. R.I.P. Ralphie

[@Coopa3711]

Seems Theo treats Lee the best. Sometimes people seem condescending towards him. Maybe its just the vibe I get?

[@lzlz21213]

Nick Gass I felt the same way, but the more I watch the more I realize he deserves it.

[@Coopa3711]

How so? Seems like he was sheltered as fuck as a child growing up in religion. So is it him deserving it? Or coming to realization that the real world isn't what he thought it was. So him saying his points are coming from one that didn't know such radical things existed.

[@stormcorrosion176]

Nick, I agree bro. Lee's a good cat and Theo knows he's got a heart of gold, thus treating him like a friend.

[@Johnathandoee]

I feel you on that

[@thehalfnam4331]

I think they’ve hung out many times on and off the podcast

[@Simmisc]

I really think Theo Von will blow up as a stand up comedian

[@tom7204]

HaroldTheSeaOddur I agree. Theo Von is a real breath of fresh air with a unique and hilarious take on things. Now that a spot has opened up in the wake of Louis CK's possible downfall, Theo Von will have some big shoes to fill. He can grow into them. For those unable to figure out whether I'm being serious or not, of course no one could replace CK, nor would I want his recent situation to affect his career or performance. Although, the damage has already left it's mark, it seems. Hopefully he will recover, now that he has sincerely apologised. So he can make another season of Louie!

[@dalemcdade3010]

Reading this know he’s on fire. He’s killing it in LA

[@123mcgarrigle]

Dale Mcdade - Fucking idiot, he’s been a comedian for 15 years😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kylecooper8657]

@@123mcgarrigle he blew up in the past year though, cant say he hasn't.

[@Alexfromthe6]

Update ?

[@Ryan_11990]

Theo Von, Uncle Joey, & Lee is THE BEST trio in the podcast game!

[@coachp651]

When Joey started singing Geto Boys Minds Playing Tricks On Me 👏👋👋 He's invited to the cookout he can even bring the potatoe salad!😂😂😂

[@jodecisanchez8785]

You know its a fire episode when it starts with Joey's laughter and not that awkward silence!

[@Garage.Philosophy]

I think Joey and Lee are the only people who believe Theo’s stories and thats what makes all Theo’s church podcasts freaking amazing !!

[@lillbunnyhop]

“Thanksgiving coming, you’ve been single for a long time, you don’t smell, you got a nice job, you got a lil bit of credit. Ya know, you owe ya father 2 thousand but who cares... you’re waiting for him to punch the ticket anyway”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonyvelasquez5758]

I know the “ Vote for me “ flew by a lot of people 😂😂 Joeys hilarious

[@spencersant8675]

Anyone in 2024?

[@NateDawgKostecka]

We ain’t fuckin around dawg

[@amcg6279]

Praise god baby

[@mintyfresh9542]

@@NateDawgKosteckawe AINT fuckin round

[@PureDisorder]

Damn what a treat!! Favorite guest

[@iPartyHardcore]

1:15:00 What Joey is talking about those that passed away saying goodbye one last time is very true. I've experienced it 2 times in my life so far.

[@JR_Diesel]

I love how Theo is actually nice to Lee.

[@Druggernautt]

Since everyone is happy let's take a second to appreciate the bad mothafucka that is Lee Syatt

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

Lee has the same EXACT laugh my Son had. Identical. Silly, infectious, .... and genuine. I had accepted the fact that I would never hear that goofy - ass laugh ever again. Lee stopped me in my tracks the first time I heard him really bust out a huge giggle. I had to listen to it multiple times to prove that I wasn't just trying to hear what I so desperately wanted to. It was spot on. It's Ty's laugh! Their voices are very different. Lee's is a fair shade higher. But I appreciate the laugh so much.

[@JonJayMMA]

i came back a year later and this still kills😂43:46

[@buttdog1233]

Theo is one of the best podcast guests out there. Comedy pours out of him.

[@theonlyone7027]

Thank you Joey…you make life comfortable for me at stressful times. I hear the hard life you’ve lived and you encourage me to be a strong. Thanks to leeeeeeeee also!

[@paullombard00]

The way Lee shudders when they talk about Texans wasting money :D

[@LRS71]

Listening to this in 2021. The part where you talked about loved ones leaving us is true. Lost an uncle a few months ago, a few weeks later.. I see a cardinal in the tree outside my apartment. I knew that was him 🙏🏼❤️

[@CrispyBreadcrust]

"its oil Lee!, its dead dinosaur sauce.." Theo Von's got quotes Jack !

[@teericky]

parkster 95 the dieing Hindu trick

[@naslizzy9354]

The church podcast is the best podcast to ever come out.. man I miss it

[@TrapDaily]

Real ones already saw this lmao!!! Fuckin Theo Von in the church is always great

[@thebearstreetballs]

Trap daily is a church member cocksuckahs!!!

[@TrapDaily]

THEBROWNSTAIN tremendous

[@thanosdarkseid8695]

theo von my 2nd favorite comic! sorry but bill burr #1 but he's getting soft cos his black wife sadly....

[@T.M.Warren-qp2gq]

John Deathspell 😢😢😢Mug!

[@ballzzd33p29]

cocksuckas!! suka la mink!

[@mykiaddo6063]

Lmao I got stoned and raided my kids easter eggs.. he was so pissed he brings it up every Easter.

[@tankerslut]

I see Theo Von, I click, I’m a simple man.

[@XxstockersxX]

Theo von never fails to make me laugh

[@colbymarsh2074]

Lee’s inner jew coming out when Joey and Theo are talking about people leaving stuff in hotels is priceless

[@RocketDog797]

XD

[@narrow_pepsi]

The dynamic between these three is incredible

[@moriyokiri3229]

"If they're coming to see me, they like dessert" Lee Syatt with the zinger !

[@mariaz1394]

When Joey was talking about people saying goodbye in their own ways before dieing is so true. Even if I didn't notice it at the moment, I will eventually look back and realize that their souls were preparing to depart.

[@jonathanfaessel653]

"It's oil Lee, dead dinosaur sauce" 😂

[@braedendavis8972]

Here because I need more Joey after The Joint today! Love you Joey!

[@UrbanHeartBeatz]

Joey "get the recipes at Meundies umm ahh blueapron.com" Diaz

[@rubenh6710]

IamCon tremendous

[@yungoh9064]

"Like I knew different like genders of shrimp" Theo Von

[@765southside6]

Lee the real Hebrew🤣🤣Thinking about all the wasted money on ski gear .

[@allisjor000]

Watching this in 2022 that beginning silence was just gold

[@Mmksen289]

I go back and watch old church episodes once in a while man these were something else….

[@phoenixrising7047]

So Theo has a sibling that had an even older father than he? She's a few years younger and looks like him - man that old feller was slinging hard.

[@Iwish4zombies]

Jagger just bagged a 22-year old

[@phoenixrising7047]

sickflow That news fills me with.....JEALOUSY!

[@dharmabum2838]

Huh? Shes older..but younger..uhh

[@jackfahy2283]

@@dharmabum2838 older father than Theo’s but she’s younger than him

[@morganbrady7001]

1:00:48 lee syiat comin in with straight KNOWLEDGE like a SOILDER. What a guy

[@RashadTyrique]

49:15 Joey talking about the vacuum: “It came in a fucking box” Theo, dramatically: “Mmmmmmmm” Me: 🤣

[@Tavis_aka_Kalik]

Theo a true goon... favorite guest

[@ShmokeyBandit]

The intro song is The Thrill of It All - Black Sabbath

[@ChaoticChicken2]

Greatest opening to a podcast ever

[@outuvcontext]

This is the BEST beginning to a podcast EVER.

[@orlandoseamlessguttersosg7649]

“The fuxking dying Hindu trick”

[@NoVanity23]

“It’s oil Lee, it’s dead dinosaur sauce” 😂😂 I will not be calling it oil no more lmao

[@eisenwerks6388]

The part from 35:38 is absolute gold.

[@nickbretz267]

Theo might be the funniest person on Earth.

[@cIeetz]

wow I thought I seen all the theo von church episodes....what a treat to stumble upon

[@amogracia6057]

The second my grandma died in the middle of me sleeping i saw her in my dream, and she said my name, and I instantly woke up and ran to her, and found her in her room gone

[@davejudson9921]

"Thats the number one thing I'll miss when I die bruh, farting probably. Oh, and looking at horses"

[@JamesDeWeaver]

Uncle Joey's added 30k new subs since Theo's last appearance on "The Church" #OnFire

[@elemenz888]

Jesus the Church is hitting 200k soon, like a doctah!!

[@noLuckyStrike09]

Onward

[@craigbeade8654]

its there cocksuckas

[@jtmullins4829]

303 now

[@yooyo8303]

478

[@hbkryme]

1:41 - "Check out the menu, go to MeUndie; erm, BlueApron!" DEAD!!! :D :D :D

[@mindyourbuisness8104]

The perfect combo of crazy street stories mixed with crazy hillbilly stories

[@dillondotson3]

Joey Diaz’s laugh is contagious 😂😭😭😭

[@86AGL]

I liked this video before even watching bc its Theo Von and the Church!

[@JudgeLazar]

2:10 "The Thrill of it all" by Black Sabbath off the Sabbatoge album. The intro to this song gives me fuckin goose bumps

[@danielames3939]

"Human pectoral" and the stripper "minotaur/centaur" killed me. Literally in tears.

[@patrickodonnell5912]

this is one of the most underrated podcast , Foreal

[@BabyDan1]

Joey called it Theo really is one of if not thee biggest comedians out rn hell yeah shoutout to coco

[@dirigoyoutube6455]

That dude is so much funnier in person than he is on stage

[@LouStoriale]

I needed this nonsense today. Thank you gentlemen. ALSO, Saw Theo in Chicago burbs, great show!

[@adamdrakestudio]

Theo: Is that Arsenio...that is! Lee: Pffff Theo: That is, Lee Lee: No it's not Theo: Yeah it is...it's just his haircut

[@sebastxyn6100]

I love how Theo adds to joeys fake stories about him 😂

[@therealseanway]

Uncle Joey & Theo baby!!!!

[@rdiznfriends]

THEO VON ON THE CHURCH YESSIR

[@beazyb]

Seamen, little pieces of muffin, sugars

[@Chi_know]

"Its oil, dead dinosaur sauce" rofl!!!!

[@jujuman4752]

Fucking love these two! Theo and Uncle Joey for president dawg!

[@poiuytrewdfghjksa]

47:28 "kick on kirby vacuums" love you so much joey u dont know

[@robbiewilson2882]

Joey Diaz’s ads are the only ads I enjoy listening to

[@kaithagarty1866]

1:05:32 "that's the #1 thing I think I'm going to miss when I die bro, farting probably ....that and looking at horses"

[@ramondimas1252]

"See the belts!!! Who the fuck you think you dealin' wit!!!!" never seen anyone more excited about vacuum belts lol. I love this shit.

[@bizmofunyuns4945]

the vacuum conversation killed me X)

[@Tyler.flynn.16]

What up Church!? Preach!