#207

[@johnd8978]

I'm sure Joey is the only Podcaster in the world where people listen or re-listen to his ads.

[@ameyalimaye5765]

Bill Burr is another. His ad reads are very entertaining

[@culkin_maculcy2445]

Tim Dillon too

[@chairman-wow]

Norm and the mangrate

[@lukewoodworth2101]

"OK I'm really excited to tell you about Hulu plus" vs. "Hulu plus they don't fuck around over there"

[@andrewolivares1539]

2024.. 2025...

[@Brandonian3030]

Segura looks like lee's cool older brother

[@sebspliff20]

younger older brother imo

[@anchorbubba]

@@sebspliff20 holy shit haha

[@betrousaltaweel]

Lee's cool brother is Jordan Syatt the fitness guru.

[@lordwill3452]

For real

[@maverik736]

True

[@CommieExiles]

Joey and Lee are the perfect example of opposites attracting eachother.

[@Slappist_Cast]

Came back for the ads, stayed to replay the entire podcast before bed. Tremendous

[@AlexH4774]

Fuck yeah

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

Why for the ads?

[@LorenzoLovesMma]

@@smokedoutpositivesquad1738cause they the funniest

[@colbymarsh2074]

This is such a great episode, I love how about halfway through lee really gets an opportunity to talk without anyone busting his balls, as much as we all love when the older guys give lee shit, it’s just great to hear him get a shot at storytelling

[@BefallenLegate]

Still loving these old podcasts. Segura still loving nothing but killing the enemy.

[@rgentertainment3302]

Joey: I cant stand needles. I faint at the sight of needles. Also Joey: I go to acupuncture as often as I can. 😂

[@BrianSmithblr375]

😂😂

[@Jacob-th4om]

Gotta conquer your fears in this life brother

[@DeiNahMuTha]

​@Jacob-th4om nope you don't. I am neveeeer going to swim with sharks. 😂

[@chrisscheidegger8059]

Rick james esque

[@JordanDKline]

Tom looks super hydrated in this videos.

[@BDizzleFoShizzle1980]

He's the water champ.

[@-g-lock813]

u like him u weird~!>??????? who give`s a fuck machine gun her in the muffler

[@tylerfiecke]

It’s good to stay hydrated when your featherin it brother

[@swooshpack]

Following proto as usual

[@moriyokiri3229]

Uncle Joey torturing Lee with THC is the best thing on the internet

[@JWP6948]

I've watched this one 20x and 36:44 still kills me 😂😂😂😂

[@Beaueloevsworstnightmare]

"I gotta shake his fucking hand " 😂

[@HilaryCliiinton]

Came to the comments to see someone mention this lol. So fucking vile to say yet so funny 😂

[@Harrison28829]

No one has EVER thought that😭😭😭😭

[@demonszn1210]

Bro I always lost my shit when I heard that 😭

[@Robstafarian]

1:48:42 Tom Segura witnesses the greatest ads in history.

[@PixelatedKarl]

I'm high as a kite and that commercial at the end had me crying laughing.

[@spacemancam]

PixelatedKarl Blow that right in ya fucken face

[@evanabbott2737]

@@spacemancam 🤣🤣🤣

[@itsyourboyisaiah_226]

Same here

[@hatchparabola6947]

Joey's take on foreigners fighting in America cracked me up the hardest. Total curveball

[@liamnilsson9647]

hi i disliked your commentsio

[@fallingwater27]

Lee you're a badass! I actually prefer having Joey and Tom on the top because that's where my eye naturally goes. Keep on keeping on brother

[@joemontez8103]

Good Gawd I fucking love Joey Diaz..makes me laugh when times are rough...its the best medicine

[@giusepperesponte8077]

This is the only video I’ve ever seen in the 17 years I’ve been watching KZbin that has more time watched on its ad portion than the rest of the actual video. That’s seriously impressive.

[@nokillcam23]

Best podcast ever

[@dnbjarhead]

Joey Diaz and Bill Burr two of the best Ad Men in the game!

[@samsboxingexperiment2193]

Ad men?

[@coreytaylor8821]

+Sam Deddens best at reading advertisements and making them classic and hilarious. look up "bill burr- sherries berries hahahaha

[@SkandalouzStyle]

6 years ago, 6 fucking years! Who's watching this for the first time in 2020? Lol

[@Insan731]

2021!

[@sadhobgoblin7741]

Ages like fine wine

[@420drew]

2024 bro

[@kylesundell1554]

Please pray for my mom shes very bad off.

[@B14k3]

This is such an excellent episode. Water champ looks great and the flying Jew is so high!!!! We need to see more lee.

[@tdubbs1717]

This the the reason I love Mad Flavor. Tom Segura is a national headliner, I saw him live in a theatre with Rogan in Toronto. Segura just sits there in amazement and laughter to half the shit Joey says, its fuckin poetry.

[@1toots]

Literally cried for the last ten min., nearly killed me, those commercials :D... I think I'll watch em' again!

[@brandonplaysdrum]

Love Joey, Lee and Tom. These shows are a creature comfort when times get a bit rough for me. Been listening to the podcast for a few years but I'm now going back to watch these old shows for the first time in 2022. Much love Uncle Joey!

[@lufcbrice]

loved this podcast, bein a massive sabbath fan, and real music, zeppelin, rainbow etc, i judge people on their taste of music.

[@seanob9245]

36:44 omg tom dies at the darkest jokes i lve for that comedy hahahah.

[@ate5ive866]

This brings back memories even though I started listening to the church in 2015/16, JRE, Joey, Redban, Kill Tony, Rich roll, Tim Ferris, even Ari...sometimes, all these podcasts gave me entertainment and comfort when I needed it most.

[@ryanl1033]

Blows my mind to see these being 7 years old

[@mistermasterful3556]

Ya enjoy your work too Tom, good to see more down to earth people!

[@tylerfoley2859]

Holy shot LR I live 20 mins from there lol good to know a superstar comedian went to college up the road from me and is in LA now

[@ssLFM4387]

Joey with that octopus 🐙 had me dying 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@thecmoose4754]

Thank God these are still up

[@TheCoyoteTail]

The good ol’ days.

[@jackfrost8600]

The good ole days when Lee wasnt shy to show himself, good times!! Lee like a cute giggity giggly tedyy bear 😂😂🤣

[@Culturedtuna1]

1:46:37 funniest commercials lmao

[@jonvia]

Thats not Tom...thats DJ Dadmouth...its all about the afterparty!

[@Kee682]

that hulu ad read was the greatest

[@juliansantana2849]

32:01 lee spots the devil for the first time

[@JTD2001]

Julian Santana like in the Exorcist when they keep showing flashes of the demon😂

[@bananapineapple6949]

🤣

[@rtnst3439]

Love the how the smile drops of Lee's face when he hears Joey say '10% down'

[@TheKurats23]

I'm here from the future!

[@paulpatterson-o1e]

me 3

[@lukewoodworth2101]

One of the best intros with the lee story and joey rossting him and then the best add read ever

[@dmicinsk]

Thanks you guys you have changed my life I love listening to this in the morning

[@thefirepenguins74]

Coming here after listening episode 251 of your mom's house podcast, after Tom tell the story of how high he ended up after eating Joey's edible 😂😂😂

[@NvSSS]

Powerful, Tom Segure!

[@shanelayshock4001]

This might be the best opening to a pod ever

[@egggmann2000]

joey is the best!

[@GRACEVENTURES]

Powerful Tommy Bunns!

[@heroiccombatengineer6018]

The fact that he had Mike on the show after telling all this things says only one thing. B A L L S

[@Huxtee7]

Everytime Joey say's crystal THC pretty sure he means PCP.

[@darxcide7375]

Feck You yeah he's confirmed this a few times. You definitely can't snort THC and hallucinate for 8 hours and shit

[@butharat]

Feck You He gets his abbreviations mixed up a lot

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

Back then they used to call it 'crystal' or 'crystal thc, dust, angel dust, sherm' etc. There was no google to check what it is you're actually sniffing. Your friend called it that way..and if you're young than thats what it is. Many kids did it in NY back in the day. Its crazy..since pcp is one helluva drug.

[@shinjiikari4851]

@@Stoney-Jacksman they would say they would boil stems and thc would fall off and they would collect it at the bottom. The very first time I heard that I knew it was bullshit. Everyone would be doing that if that's how it worked.

[@collinbarnard207]

@@shinjiikari4851 yeah I remember hearing that from Joey years ago. I’m pretty sure it was just something he made up to verify what may be a false memory of people calling it thc crystal, or to convince himself those people calling it thc crystal weren’t liars or dumbasses

[@mistermasterful3556]

Amen Brotha about the VMA's!! keep it up DIAZ!!

[@coltonjones2253]

Lee and Tom have a funny dynamic in this episode lol.

[@napukapu]

Joey You're the man

[@peteywheatstraw7670]

43:06 People ask what happened to the American heavyweight boxer. He plays middle linebacker in the NFL now.

[@matth7448]

toms reaction to the ads is something I always find hilarious

[@chris_redd2453]

Stop wiggling Lee😂

[@starman5500]

Break out the Percocets! We are going Deep Tonite. Going through Surgery !

[@deaker123]

Powerful!

[@phatone911]

Why am i JUST now finding this?! Fuck. Im in!

[@rdgjunebugg2083]

My head finally pieced it together.. Lee looks like Aaron Paul 🤌🏽

[@qwikaces8813]

Segura is the water champ.

[@onnnbbb]

33:06 lees facial expressions are hilarious 😂😂😂

[@ramoage15]

"Atleast they were REAL" - Joey Diaz(:

[@Gooselamont]

good luck on the surgery joey I hope all goes well, stay black

[@RESISTING1]

5:20 I don't like what Israel is doing, but Lee is an original Jew who likes Hummus and Toe Jam... So he's cool.

[@awesome1ru]

RESISTING1 fuck that flag

[@jameskushman9165]

lul, that flag is why Merica was created,you boob.

[@danielabramson2464]

@@awesome1ru fuck u

[@danielabramson2464]

We dont need your permission to exist lol

[@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend]

Joey “my bones were heavy” Diaz

[@afaqgul2165]

“Standing down there with an umbrella 😂

[@tombystander]

00:21 THAT IMPRESSION I'm howling

[@JeniOnly]

🤣🤣🤣

[@elcabo4557]

24:00 a guy who cheats on someone after making a vow in front of God and his family will definitely flip on some random person they score from

[@manuellujan666]

I'm watching Clint Eastwood in Sudden Impact right now.

[@SharifKridane]

Top 5 episode right here 🔥

[@giusepperesponte8077]

Joey ain’t lying when he talks about how some of those medical professionals are masters at drawing blood. I never had any issue with blood draws, that was until I was about ten years old and during a yearly checkup, they brought a nurse in training to do the blood draw. Joey would’ve probably had a heart attack if he had to go through what I did that day. She fished around in my arm with that needle for at least 3 minutes straight. She wasn’t even taking it out to push it back in, she was literally sweeping the needle around back and forth under the skin and I was just watching this the whole time. I don’t know how dumb this girl must’ve been but it didn’t even make sense what she was doing, like I don’t know how she though that was going to pierce the vein, the motion she was doing didn’t even make sense. Then she’d take it out for like 30 seconds and try again. I told her to do the much better vein on my hand instead of my arm but this moron just wouldn’t do that for some reason. So she kept inserting the needle in through the same hole and she was stretching it out. That needle hole looked like what you’d see on a dope fiend. Afterward, it left a bruise that was about the size of a quarter. Even at that age, I prided myself on being stoic, so I sat there and didn’t show any discomfort. At the start, there was no discomfort to show because I’d had this done before and it was fine, but as it continued, the pain got worse and I started to succumb to the discomfort of having a needle in my arm and seeing it sweep left to right under my skin. After like three minutes, all that I was experiencing inside was pure hope that it would work soon and the blood would flow so this could be over already. Finally the blood started flowing and I was so relieved, I needed to fill 3 vials. About a quarter through the first vial, the blood stopped. Man, in that moment I felt so defeated because I knew she had to start poking me again. She started trying on the other arm which had an even worse vein than the one she’d already been failing to draw, she just wouldn’t listen and use my hand. She started fishing in my right arm and when she took it out and starting to again try for probably the 8th time at this point, I was starting to wonder just how long it would take and I just felt like I couldn’t take another attempt. My feelings probably started to show because my dad sternly told her to get the needle out of my arm and get her supervising nurse, she finally listened and left. An older lady came in, apologized for the situation, lined up the needle to my hand, one little jab and that was it. Blood flowed perfectly and filled all three vials, but the psychological damage was already done. I didn’t trust blood draws ever again and one time when I had to get one, I almost passed out which made me even more scared to get them because I had this fear in my mind that I would fall off the gurney with the needle in my arm and rip my vein open or something. Years later I was in the hospital and an emt did a perfect blood draw on me. Then I was at a doctor and a Phlebotomist did the draw, that was the best one ever. She was like a magician, I even asked her if the needle was in after she did it because it truly felt like she’d just touched it to my skin without inserting it, but it was already done and drawing blood. Like I said, some are masters of blood draws, but at the same time, some are god awful at it, especially if they’re students. If you’re like me, I will never allow a student to out a needle in me ever since then.

[@BMCiganek]

Segura looks like Harley from epic meal time

[@williebriggs9298]

USA, USA, USA!

[@bananapineapple6949]

🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸 🚀☢🚀☢🚀☢🚀 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@Ryan-9000]

Science!

[@kcsoria783]

Whos watching this in 2021?!

[@carlosrionda3573]

Wow Joey Diaz played baseball at Red Berry’s in Miami just like the rest of us Miami Cubans 🇨🇺 What a shoutout

[@raytrumble1994]

kind of random but they are talking about Mike Tyson. Its crazy that Mike Tyson friend is the one that shot 50cent 9times. one of Mike Tysons famous post fight interviews is dedicated to him. one of 50cents famous lines in "Many men" is dedicated to him. such a small world.

[@OUTLAWinTX]

0:20 whats the problem is you gave me a brownie lolololllllooollllololol. Ah haaaa. Tom's reaction is gold

[@OUTLAWinTX]

Still the funniest part. 20 seconds in.

[@silenc9]

​@@OUTLAWinTX Hilarious

[@mirkcin]

Like a Docta!!!

[@DirtyWaterComedy]

joey would be the best friend ever

[@bananapineapple6949]

They don't make em like Joey anymore over here.

[@marcosgaleano256]

I think he meant Yu-gi-oh... Uncle Joey said "YO-GOO-OHH!" 😂😭💀

[@geoffniblock72]

awesome podcast. funny as

[@insanecommander5948]

Little did we know Tom had to pull over at ralphs after eating some stars of DETH

[@crackleblues4003]

I've been listening to these ads at the end for fucking years, its still funny as fuck, they should pay him for life for this hahaha

[@coltonbest4866]

The eddy hit when Tom got up for the water

[@misterkefir]

Segura kinda looks like Harley from EMT but with shorter beard..

[@miles2057]

I was thinking the same fucken thing!!!!!

[@misterkefir]

At first I was thinking "ohhhh shit, no fucking way ! Harley on the Coco's show ?!" But then I realised the beard is shorter..

[@Culturedtuna1]

someone please make a compilation of joey's fucking podcast ads. if anyone does that i will be able to die happy

[@bansheeraver82]

+Jake Malinowski you got your pants high and tight?

[@Culturedtuna1]

Jeffrey Allen Morgan never low and loose, my denim is on fleek brother

[@bansheeraver82]

god bless erybody

[@lukewojdylo9241]

These reads are fuckin' tremendous.

[@unclej1832]

I cant look ag Lee without laughing 😂😂😂

[@mrgalindez]

Why did this episode disappear from the podcast list? That happens on occasion.

[@rel3272]

Think it's cuz lee ratted out joey at 16:32:00 ha but who knows

[@martymarino2639]

OMG. first 30 seconds...fucking dead laughing

[@villain3131]

Dirty Harry IV , Words can kill ! Tremendous scene .

[@lozzzzy]

Interesting to hear them talk about cheaters when my father is/was one

[@OkamiBeast88]

46:00 Mayweather vs Madonna

[@spacemancam]

1:26:10 “we’re the Jews”

[@vamsi1163]

49:30 😂 Octopus

[@arleyki]

BALLS!

[@ronaldrotich78]

49:33 Octopus. 🦑🐙. 😂💀LOL

[@jcarroll7371]

Dude Jocko and Echo have gained some weight.

[@luisattack]

Crazy to see how much Tommy changed from here guess that’s what happens when you drink the cool aid

[@drmrovcenl9531]

god this episode is epic from the start :D