35 Reasons to Work at Discord

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[@strider4077]

Meanwhile at the interview: "So why do you want to work for Discord?" "Uh."

[@notavailableatthemoment7623]

gaming

[@drunkaroo]

engineer gaming

[@Navoii.]

Yes

[@ertgb_]

me: i just want to

[@awsomesauce291]

*f u n*

[@michalvicha7384]

Discord: We value transparency Also Discord: *shows a room full of non-transparent people*

[@chipsyboi]

comedy at its fullest

[@omniphysical]

Bro, the transparent people were also in there, but you just couldn’t see them

[@D3VM]

@@omniphysical holy John cena

[@Genio_soy]

@@omniphysical bro...... bRO BROOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ricelemon1921]

Gonna be honest, don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in months.

[@okentedits]

"Why do you want to work at discord?" *"McNuggets are Scared."*

[@Nora4real]

LOL

[@dont2671]

they're terrified

[@irian3x3]

Sacred

[@-Scrapper-]

huh?

[@AwoofyAnimates]

terrified nugget

[@Hamsta-The-Hamster]

1:11 what discord employees are doing while discord goes down

[@AhmedPlanet]

I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT TOO

[@mkalsterboy1234]

Nah I was more thinking on the lines of that this actually CAUSES discord to go down whenever it does XD

[@imaguyyesmale]

Hmm kinda similar to the 4 year old comment above but its funny so why not

[@user-dn2kq6xp5r]

Discord: we will advertise that we’re hiring people Discord: and then will hire none of them

[@Shorteagle]

I too am despicable -Gru

[@218orangefelines]

3:42 voice

[@cyberflixt]

Because it's an old video and of course when you see this you want to apply

[@Supremelord-hq9og]

@@cyberflixt so is this even valid

[@kylebrofloski6315]

@benadryl horseflopper oh dear silly me

[@Tonie0]

"so why do you want to work for Discord?" "Beacause people sit downstairs and some Upstairs"

[@diablolaggo870]

100th like

[@xa1251]

248th like

[@rinko2228]

I'm in it for the pusheen

[@author_untitled2687]

I wanna sit on the couches

[@stevieklooon]

“Hired”

[@CranyUnknown]

Discord is the only company that actually knows how to make a relatable and entertaining advertisement.

[@-Scrapper-]

u sound like a they/them on their mid 30s

[@pnsdev]

Used to know*

[@AbsoluteEgg]

@@pnsdev what happened?

[@mixd1738]

what are you talking about?@@pnsdev

[@ElijahSB]

@@AbsoluteEgg They’ve lock every bit of customization behind paywalls such as nitro and microtransactions.

[@frenchtoast4491]

36. We'll lay you off

[@Ev3rly]

*”why do you want to work at discord”* *”that plushie is really cool”*

[@nori106]

i checked on a policy director and you get *Unlimited Sick Days*

[@niftizyxn]

imagine being in e_lol’s server couldn’t be me, idk how i found you

[@slolilols]

699th like

[@jaydenvillagran8442]

@@slolilols 700th like

[@bennybouken]

"We Value Transparency" *Discord users would like to known your location*

[@hellocloverkitty]

San Francisco

[@globex6389]

forsenCD i’d like to be completely transparent with you guys forsenCD

[@JonesDaMan]

Globex D OMEGALUL C

[@unluckiii]

for being named after literal chaos and people not liking each other, it seems like a pretty chill place.

[@E_man605]

Discord: We take our job very seriously. Also discord: *Sometimes we party*

[@galaxycube1016]

That voice and personality sounded so much like Ice Cream Sandwich.

[@loganbuckley2010]

yes

[@axowelp]

woah you’re right

[@JupiterKnight]

no

[@tacthib1396]

Exactly

[@FruityCrispy]

Yes

[@tommymiles966]

It probably comforts them to think that the discord ringtone playing all throughout the video is giving people panic attacks across the globe

[@janetedasilva7526]

Why i want to slice you? (Beat saber references)

[@doovy8504]

TommyMiles don’t forget about the ping at the end

[@Dammerungg_]

I thought I was getting a call lol

[@exquaze3785]

I literally checked

[@lawaklawakpeace9333]

Oh no brother, don't trigger the Flat-Earthers

[@flashy9476]

no but actually the discord call sound in the background got me, I had to stop the video to make sure 😂😂

[@cylo9197]

coming back after 5 years, you said 6 years, lets wait and see. I'll be back for year 6.

[@how-to-discord4519]

"35 Reasons to work at discord" Discord: *sometimes we party*

[@dewdroptherainwing7537]

99th like

[@how-to-discord4519]

@@dewdroptherainwing7537 lol thanks but I don't understand why people are liking this lol

[@bey7668]

Yes

[@how-to-discord4519]

@@bey7668 *yes*

[@bey7668]

@@how-to-discord4519 yes

[@marcotanooky9651]

I almost forgotten that we were talking about actually working

[@Raveen1]

Same 0.0

[@sergenveziroglu8862]

Discord: Here are 35 reasons why you should work with us! Me, a 14 year old with no intention of getting a job in the software industry: hmmmm...... interesting.

[@voxj.]

yes

[@Alphaiskindagaming]

0:21 This part of the video really got me because the background music sounded like someone was calling me on discord

[@Quantaviousquenester]

Me: *minor who can’t work yet* KZbin recommendations: want a job?

[@falco5621]

Lol

[@Quantaviousquenester]

Cross! Sans the I’m 14... even if I wanted a job I couldn’t get one. Especially during corona.

[@mcdongalemployee]

@@jeremyaguilar591 how can a minor get job ? wtf are you talking about

[@RC568]

Hell yes

[@amso7169]

Cross! Sans Bruh jobs don’t accept 14 year olds maybe 15, but not usually

[@leaaae4638]

Discord: We're hiring. Me: *applies* Discord: Not you tho

[@IAmJustBoNneY]

OOF

[@Meh]

lol :p

[@raaltz7269]

I cba hahahah

[@ImTheBluestBird]

Need to be an adult. You can't just work at Discord as a child under the legal age of work.

[@bb._.ben0]

ImTheBluestBird no shit

[@aaliyaazeez]

The snorlax bean bag is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my life.

[@turle8645]

“Why do you want to work for discord?” “Desk stuff”

[@wes2891]

“Why do you want to work at discord?” *Some people sit upstairs*

[@robot-sensei]

Good enough for me but I am not good enough for them

[@FrostyyMcToasty]

*we take our work very seriously*

[@lumeme9352]

Honestly I'd prefer sitting downstairs, they got that aswell!

[@jaidenlikemario5660]

Your hired

[@akane8638]

Some People sit here and here and sometimes here and here

[@LV-pq8vg]

1:15 that's what they doing when discord won't open because of server issues

[@stopstealingmyname3452]

dracowood lmfao underrated

[@amychi_]

discord always goes down for me when I most need discord lol

[@pravda9646]

@HACKSON EMPIRE very important work, running minecraft

[@talhaarkan4370]

discord.gg/6jWncK

[@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897]

1,3k likes and 6 replys hmmm...

[@babylion1225]

they updated the logo on the thumbnail, so they are still using this video when hiring. amazing

[@wolfplay013]

i loved the time when this video was up to date.

[@itzleo945]

Discord: "So why do you want to work here?" Me: "Because I can sit upstairs or downstairs"

[@razmysignas7216]

or sit on a couch

[@sizz5982]

@@razmysignas7216 or another couch

[@razmysignas7216]

@@sizz5982 or drink coffe

[@Brolygaming999]

@@razmysignas7216 or do yoga

[@nottatsu9942]

or do parcour

[@coffeebored1164]

35 Reasons Why To Work At Discord 1: *we break walls* 2: *we turn off switches*

[@toby9977]

4: Why not

[@user-lr9ho8wc7n]

5: Free nitro

[@giocosquad6762]

6:I dunno just join

[@user-lr9ho8wc7n]

Ghana Pallbearer Ok

[@pressed9604]

7: because you’ll be cool

[@Violet3C]

I wanna work here one day. It looks and sounds so amazing!

[@reinbew794]

Discord isn't just a place you work but it isn't just a group of people meeting up to do stuff. It's a mix of both of them. I can't really work in Discord because I live in a different country but it actually looks like a good job.

[@abhijithmadhav5623]

Me:*submits my CV* Discord:35 Reasons to reject

[@clips598]

reject sus!

[@mattyram13]

Lmao

[@fawwazadzima]

im the 69th likes lmfao

[@eren_ax9895]

@@fawwazadzima like*

[@jianer7972]

@@fawwazadzima nice

[@Fresho]

“Some people have cool keyboards” *WHAT ARE YOU*

[@stealthisaccount433]

GladOS

[@ollehallstrandelm1573]

do you guys know where u could buy that? lol

[@stealthisaccount433]

@@ollehallstrandelm1573 Skynet Headquarters

[@ollehallstrandelm1573]

@@stealthisaccount433 huh?

[@calimber]

Crownitex I was literally gonna say that-

[@UnknownUser-bz8pp]

as soon as I saw the title im sold

[@fryderj8249]

I love the idea of a discord rave and discord moshpit

[@furretplays9519]

"You should never not know why you're doing what you're doing." Man, I felt that.

[@supersaturn4742]

This says a lot about society...

[@Princy_K]

Ye

[@Dani1IsDead]

Thats the only thing i do best

[@HyperXeno]

666th likes 😳

[@Leo58-]

i mean same

[@OreOmod]

Imagine working for discord just to get the staff badge

[@gayredmantoman8953]

...

[@raineepic5479]

lol

[@AnonimoJodas]

Or free nitro

[@cruciant]

That would be me ngl-

[@user-yv3br2bb8o]

i would do that

[@thesafehousedude6425]

This video just shows discord is more or less just some really fun adult who actually knows how to talk and connect with younger people, someone who never really left their prime. Very nice.

[@Boxscape_VR]

They need to give the marketing team a raise

[@HmmmmNiceBike]

looks like a pretty nice cult

[@attainascend]

Hey ,that's mildy adequate

[@vsgl]

Carson Ayers f yeah boi

[@nicerussian5743]

WUMPUS CULT

[@mrmooshroomcow1452]

Agree

[@martinbefartin]

Uh....... ok....

[@marystarlightsky]

I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS CALLING ME BUT IT WAS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC-

[@Raveen1]

*_Me who had the volume down_*

[@Raveen1]

(I could only hear the voice)

[@Anonymous-qo5tl]

@@Raveen1 gacha 8 year old, also cringe, get off the platform you gacha 4 year old.

[@2coolize540]

@@Anonymous-qo5tl So, People cannot play games they want to play?

[@Anonymous-qo5tl]

@@2coolize540 never said that, I said to get off the platform (KZbin) because Gacha is for little kids. Never said they couldn't play it.

[@subconci0us893]

the discord call sound in the background made me check discord like 10 times

[@paenzz]

this makes me love discord even more

[@pigdemon19]

This whole video I thought someone was calling me on Discord.

[@madhunter6420]

:))

[@cheeseballs7518]

whole*

[@kd9441]

Popcorn GRAMMAR NAZI

[@housecatt6]

😏 it was me

[@pigdemon19]

willi4m127 oh no

[@rxbess2217]

"I think i'm gonna work at Discord." "Why?" "To body slam a Pusheen pillow"

[@v_yke]

Lmao

[@biggestofthemall287]

Very well, you may start Monday morning.

[@William_W]

Ok

[@its_tomi]

Hired!

[@Arvl.]

that giant pusheen plushie is pretty cool

[@pronav9645]

The amount of times i paused to check if I was getting a call on discord

[@queenofthefish]

the music +the call noise made me have to check over at my second monitor multiple times

[@icha9697]

Discord: We take our works very seriously Also Discord: *We broke a wall*

[@lakshya3277]

No reply?😂

[@abhijaik70]

@@lakshya3277 No.

[@KyaazAnim]

@@lakshya3277 No.

[@zetsu0737]

@@lakshya3277 No.

[@SantiRC]

@@lakshya3277 No.

[@alybe1801]

They have Bob Ross as the icon for their private art server. I love Discord

[@probablyahumanbeing4637]

Same only boomers don’t use discord

[@alybe1801]

@@probablyahumanbeing4637 Yeah so here is _Z_ *o* -o- M

[@rmenual5]

@• spazyclown • i had a stroke trying understand you

[@rmenual5]

@• spazyclown • oh ok

[@scrtrainspotter5015]

Yes

[@mintych.7778]

this is actually one of the good advertisements for some people to work at discord

[@diogotaira390]

Sick!!! I hope to work there one day!

[@AzaleyaReid]

I'm pretty sure absolutely every shut-in would want this job.

[@neo6118]

yeah, seems like it'd fit you perfectly.

[@burningbre]

@@neo6118 *OUCH*

[@permin9533]

And you'd be shut-in but working at discord

[@geneogame4641]

420th like 😏

[@eatyourcereal2302]

2:21 “professionally” *iMovie transition*

[@sweatycommenter]

Eat Your Cereal isnt it sony vegas

[@Gamerexde]

XD XD at the near beginning of the video it was obvious that the video was made in premiere.

[@sweatycommenter]

@@Gamerexde it can be, but this transition sucks anyway

[@NickGeek]

Absolute genius

[@Philpilp]

TRUE

[@silverbronzeee]

Finally, a job where you can work collaboratively in a fun environment while still getting stuff done. Even better, *you can sit upstairs or downstairs.*

[@star80doessdastuff]

I can just imagine the person who asks why you want to work at discord is not surprised when you say one of these 35 options

[@pontiffsullyvan]

35 reasons to work at Discord "Some people sit upstairs, some people sit downstairs..." Alright, I'm in

[@yakkusz2938]

ok

[@ritvikdalal156]

enough for me

[@jennifermiller5696]

420th liker

[@somebodycool8544]

599th like

[@jetyu]

669 liker thank me later

[@soyyoluca5248]

That doesn't even look like its a job, just look like living with friends in a big building and you dont need to work.

[@coolgamerrobloxminecraftst5819]

its literally an office job lmao except they try not to stress as much. Let me tell you, there is lots of work.

[@therealgaben5527]

Ya there not just gona show you buckets load of work in a ad to work there

[@e24_ant]

thats the point

[@amethyst4578]

and you get paid for it

[@dewtheproducer2119]

That’s what ads want you to think

[@memyselfandi3950]

Not gonna lie I’ve always wanted to work at discord but this makes me wanna work there so much more

[@etannn]

This is truly the live of a discord mod

[@Jaylio]

Why I can’t work at discord: I can’t code I’m not in America I’m not 18

[@kaicenat2015murder]

same, i hope someday ill work there :(

[@williamnicholls4692]

Same

[@klad2860]

Graphic design

[@hi-sf6ge]

Definitely same

[@lolziquagaming3324]

The same thing rip

[@washingtond.c.8533]

I love how they use the discord ringtone in the music

[@stephenaviaspace5056]

Yeah me too it's a nice idea

[@deeps8689]

I thought I was getting called lol

[@securedivide2512]

@@deeps8689 me too :((

[@JesusChrist-nc8pr]

So,.. ..is this a transient false utopian YT Vid of The occupy IT[ForAwhile] & (YetToBe~.. UnEmployed\//\\\Yet-Again?), according To; (•/ Bls Dot Gov/PariEnronStats •/ Aflac Dot Co_/PostEnronStats&Pay_Outs) 🙃

[@panboi7490]

@@deeps8689 SAMEEEEE

[@pigthebob4618]

The whole time I kept on pausing the video to check if I was being called and when the pickup noise came I physically jumped

[@crystxl-]

1 more year until Discord takes over the world

[@kono152]

Me: why are the discord servers down **Meanwhile at discord hq** 1:12

[@hira6390]

i chuckled at this, good joke.

[@hashimzubair2504]

Hahaaaa

[@xsl]

I have ur profile pic on twitter (now i don't)

[@whenyououynehw9338]

Is there a song link?

[@ohelper2661]

best comment ever

[@The_Horizon]

I'd love to work, except I have no skills that will allow me to work edit: this aged horribly

[@ubahnlexi]

Same...

[@Zhuk-zc8es]

Yoooo, I watch you, anyways, same, the only thing I can do is somewhat normal text bots by using C or C++

[@yeah8620]

Same😔 Keep griefing those p2w server big fan of your work.

[@Oracle24_]

Wow can you crash my life by lagging it please

[@nostalgia5031]

Same.

[@YoCraz]

I like how there's a discord calling sound in the background, I honestly thought that my friends were calling me, especially as I just got off of discord.

[@epicbhindtiger]

I loved how the background is the Discord call sound..

[@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar]

I’m probably not qualified to work at discord but it seems like a really cool job

[@GoopyOnYoutube]

If you put your mind to it, you can do anything! Don't give up! ^-^

[@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar]

WilliamCrossing Thanks

[@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar]

Some Asian Pilot 1st off you’re basically saying that people with no education at all only work at discord although computer engineers work there. 2nd off discord is a REAL job. Just because a job requires a computer for working doesn’t mean it’s not a real job.

[@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar]

teddibear oh they said that they wouldn’t work at discord because they have an education and would rather work at some Air Force for the military and basically said that Discord is not a real job

[@TheTouhoudude]

@@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar damn that is really toxic of them to say

[@Meh]

36th reason to work at Discord: you can ban your friends

[@Jumpathy]

NiXiT 25 lol

[@MrTrololow]

lmao

[@alejandroes5442]

XDD

[@kairintoul2393]

FINALLY! PAYBACK!

[@torntodellpershow9331]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[@KohniHart]

0:48 the blonde guy groomed me when i was 14 (i am 19 now) and he used his work knowledge to delete most of our convos 😀

[@AbandonedAccount100]

For real?

[@KohniHart]

@@AbandonedAccount100 Yes 100%, but i deleted my account so i unfortunately dont have much proof

[@saifakbar2969]

Bro what

[@somerandomtroll]

THE DISCORD REMIX IN THE BACKGROUND IS TOO GOOD

[@kansascala]

Forget a youtube career, im doing this

[@v.rprasad5377]

All the best

[@ayaanbofficial]

@@v.rprasad5377 aww that's so sweet man (btw I'm NOT a girl)

[@v.rprasad5377]

@@ayaanbofficial lol why would I think that you're a gorl

[@ayaanbofficial]

@@v.rprasad5377 uhh common stereotype sorry for judging you :)

[@v.rprasad5377]

@@ayaanbofficial aha it's okay.

[@inactive9550]

I just watched a 5 minute ad for working at discord, looked at their website, thought 'huh that's cool', and then remembered I'm not old enough to work yet

[@met_chii]

Rip

[@seifsameh9379]

Yeah, that's everyone at comments section here including me

[@butituti9036]

Same

[@telase100]

*i wish i could be old enough for working at discord*

[@Raveen1]

Same QwQ

[@clau4262]

i swear, u guys just gave me a idea for my future 💀

[@blackhole927]

If I ever make a startup, I’m going to use these videos as a guide for how to market my product lol

[@capncook2006]

*My accounts get taken down for months* Meanwhile at discord: 1:12

[@dybii1077]

Maybe they don't like you guys

[@lancetheking7524]

discord actually answered my reports lamo

[@bruh.mp40]

M

[@heaven_uman6389]

@〖•stxrrykīrq•〗 :3 *@here*

[@bobbert516]

"and some people like going rock climbing thursday evening" *shows footage of drunk dude climbing a wall*

[@hithere-lr2iv]

Thats basically rock climbing.

[@professionaltaxevader2699]

Who doesn't do that

[@Davis...]

@@professionaltaxevader2699 yep

[@thekrieger2959]

@@professionaltaxevader2699 i mean you've got a point

[@nighteagle6033]

Lol

[@3uni6]

the freaking call sound bro.. i fell for it

[@EnyaGamez]

This is why i want to work at discord when I’m old enough! this place is awesome

[@shitassthechizh2759]

Discord is like that one adult that’s actually fun and knows how to connect with younger people

[@Graymoree]

Hey shitass

[@shitassthechizh2759]

yo was sup my fans I’m the best speedrunner

[@chiefhydropolis]

@@shitassthechizh2759 better than dream

[@shitassthechizh2759]

@@chiefhydropolis yes

[@Iloveamerica999]

Yep

[@tossic7245]

So basically it's just a huge preschool for adults...

[@Im_Not_Loss]

Toxic 125k annually for attending preschool, instant application

[@eternalruin4324]

nice

[@hexanl9768]

Yea

[@niamh.4]

It's like heaven

[@preston11223]

Yup

[@someidiot4311]

They're not like this anymore

[@l8sunplays]

In simple they got enough money to hire bunch of people and do anything, what a wholesome company

[@vadimpromethazine5897]

36th reason : You can gift yourself an endless Nitro. upd : please sub to my channel

[@hmzz-th9zm]

odogyes lol

[@okuyasus]

TRUEEE

[@ItsPeepachu]

Yeah this is big brain time

[@manthosn1]

True

[@thelastonestanding1036]

the only good reason

[@tbdkv8153]

Requirements for a job: - 20 Years of something - 60 Years of another thing -55 Years of breathing -Have a PhD from Harvard -Get a high five from Jeff Bezos

[@MaytheHigurashologist]

Seems legit

[@nebeprisikiskiakopusteliau8884]

@@MaytheHigurashologist because it is

[@kinsleyconte4610]

Seems accurate

[@gdelusiveplayz3609]

Seems true

[@venb]

Seems analogy

[@baxsmercy]

ayoo im gonna work here for sure

[@kjfs7501]

the call sound background music is a banger

[@MatridoxRBLX]

I feel like discord is just handing themselves a medal

[@cosminpopica]

Even if they did they deserve it

[@maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa]

@@cosminpopica by banning people who don't like furry loli porn? lol

[@eukyre]

Български Конникъ uhhhh

[@jamesdavey8675]

Yeh but it's 1 that they deserve

[@camdenwyeth316]

Like the Obama meme lol

[@MubashirAR]

Discord: *35 reasons to work at discord* Discord: *Rejects application* Applicant: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@lituruRp]

They will not accept everybody you know

[@danielsoup9700]

Issa joke

[@vf7675]

@@lituruRp r/woosh ok

[@Jera985]

@@vf7675 reddit moment

[@____________________._____7663]

@@vf7675 r/wooooosh with 4 os rat

[@imjustems]

You'll never Have to go Outside Again! - Discord Mod

[@-_a-]

35 reasons to work at discord, 135 reasons to not work at discord

[@89ducks58]

"We take our jobs seriously" *proceeds to slap each other with flamingos and has dance parties*

[@EricCortman]

Yes, thank you for typing out the joke they made. Really makes it funnier

[@forggotenyoutubename9472]

it was a tuocan

[@89ducks58]

@@EricCortman Your welcome happy to help 😄

[@TheFi3nd]

Except marketing videos

[@taterds7858]

Thats their work, and they took it very seriously

[@bayglman]

Imagine this actually happening: I have no friends on discord I have calls disabled Noone else is in my house I have sounds in discord disabled I paused the video THE CALL SOUND IS STILL GOING

[@childmuncher4202]

Hol up

[@zemadz7567]

dear god-

[@eig5203]

*inhales sharply*

[@josealipio4903]

Someone is outside your house then

[@AdamMalik-ex1iu]

same !! I WAS LIKE WHO IS CALLING ME

[@qafo]

dude i love this

[@officer_electro2021]

I love the background music

[@mtf_nine_tailed_fox385]

This Guy alone with his personality makes me wanna join this cult... Uhh I mean this company......yeah.....

[@mrsauce2620]

i've seen you before

[@TruceDoesStuff]

SCP-106 Has Just Been Spotted

[@Eidam87]

Discord board: “Hurry up, we have to release this update in a hour!” Discord employees: 0:04

[@crowblossom06]

Customer service

[@florianmaitre-maudhuit3567]

xD

[@arunrajeev2634]

More like 1:12

[@jamal2749]

@@arunrajeev2634 that was so true that people forgot to like your comment

[@akshatsharma1342]

and out of all the games they are playing league of legends lmaoooo

[@pagefault99]

"every human being on earth will use discord in 6 years" its been 3 years, im still waiting

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Dad: what do you want to be when you grow up Child: Discord person