36 Minutes of Shayne Smith

Shayne Smith is truly a comedian like no other in "Prison for Wizards." With a past as a former gang member, Shayne brings a raw, unfiltered perspective to the stage that is both refreshingly authentic and hilarious. His unique life experiences have shaped an edgy, no-holds-barred brand of humor that has quickly made him one of the hottest rising talents in comedy. As the runner-up in the 2015 Funniest Person in Utah competition and winner of the 2015 Salt City Comedy Superstar contest, Shayne has proven he has the comedic chops to captivate any audience.
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In this must-see special, the recently crowned Best Alternative Comedian of 2016 by City Weekly displays the bold, take-no-prisoners comedy style that has propelled his meteoric rise. Shayne pulls no punches as he regales viewers with uncompromisingly funny anecdotes and observations drawn from his gritty upbringing and evolution into a comedian with a truly singular voice. With his innate comedic timing and ability to find the humor in even the darkest of situations, this future famous comedian showcases why he is destined for stardom. Prepare for a no-holds-barred laugh riot as Shayne Smith takes you inside the hilarious and magical "Prison for Wizards."
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[@AutisticEthics]

I love how he's like "I'm neither gangster nor from the streets; oh yeah well I did used to be in a gang it was my whole life"

[@final_animal]

Yeah his last special is literally just 30 minutes of him describing different times he violently assaulted people and went to jail lol, understandable that he didn't want to spill the beans on gang stuff early in his career though

[@terryfilkohazi2237]

Which he also maintained he never been to jail or prison

[@foxxxy1115]

I'm waiting for a Netflix special for this guy, I love him!

[@nancymueller6206]

Okay. All right. You know. All repeated too often. They detract from his routine. I’m sure he’ll learn to skip those as he works more.

[@shanecorley4475]

FUCK NETFLIX

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

@nancymueller6206 A lot of comics seem to have a verbal tic or cue to get themselves to the next bit... "This is a fun crowd" is a big one. Many use it. I don't think this is just to pander. IMHO, LOL.

[@stephanieleon5970]

He has three specials available on KZbin - I believe all 3 are on DryBar!

[@foxxxy1115]

@@stephanieleon5970 yes thanks! I've already seen them, but I'm calling for Netflix because (I think) when you land a special with them it's kinda a sign that you're moving up in your career. Look at Tom Segura! He's owning comedy right now haha.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

You cut the best bit out of the deer story. The interaction between him and the family that watched it all go down was hilarious.

[@NuellaTrueMusic]

Why did I think the nickname would be “Mountain Dewd” looool 🏃🏾‍♀️

[@Ad_Inferno]

😂 I mean, if they were that clever, they probably wouldn't work at 7-Eleven.

[@Sublime_1]

Because you're clever. That is a good one

[@swampscott2670]

I would’ve thought it was “scribbled-on guy”.

[@Sublime_1]

Doodle

[@nstranges4829]

​@@swampscott2670😮qee2😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😮😮😮😂😮😂😮😮😂😮😮😮

[@Ohgreatitsthisfreakinguyagain]

If I was a rockstar, I'd pay this guy to pretend to be my bodyguard. Jokes all day and people would assume he's nuts so they wouldn't try anything.

[@lolmasterjerkit1531]

That would be a great idea if no one knew who he was 😅

[@heavnxbound]

@@lolmasterjerkit1531Well, Shayne did get banned from karate; which admittedly is way more badass than being a blackbelt. So I think this guy would be safe with him as a bodyguard.

[@lolmasterjerkit1531]

​@@heavnxbound fair enough lol

[@criticalthinking8769]

Love him, I can watch his stuff with my kids and not be worried lol

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

He's even funnier live. Saw him last year at our comedy store in Omaha. He does use some profanity, not excessive, no big deal, but he doesn't work blue. Great Comic! Afterwards, he did the selfie line and was very genial, very gracious. His "Alligator Boys" bit is one of my all time faves of all comics. Thru a SNAFU, I ended up with 2 'A.B.' shirts and I am fine with that!!! I hope he gets BIG.

[@maes-9979]

He had a couple specials with drybar, which is in Utah and I’m assuming in a Mormon area? I know the comedians have a lot of rules to follow, including no profanity

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

@@maes-9979 I'm aware. I was just letting DryBar folks know so if they went to see him, it wouldn't be a surprise.

[@rawdaaljawhary4174]

His getting kicked out of karate and getting a concussion bits are also two favorites!

[@hhiippiittyy]

What does "doesn't work blue" mean?

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

@@hhiippiittyy To "work blue" means: "the use profanity and sex jokes". And, usually a lot that. Funny thing is, when I tried to answer your question yesterday, I posted a link to the Urban Dictionary with the definition. This however got me a 24hr "Guidelines Violation" for posting spam. So, I was unable to respond; my response was removed and I was unable to post ANYTHING else. I mean, I'm guessing that was the problem. I was not able to find out exactly what was the problem... *Maybe* it was the VOX link I posted on another thread, but I'm thinking it was the Urban Dictionary... Anyway, I hope this helps. Peace.

[@sailordaigurren8225]

One of my favorite comedians. Shame he hasn't had any updates to his YT channel lately.

[@timothyfloogle]

You never heard of drybar comedy have you bud? He has new material there. Has 2 specials from them and posted new material like a week ago

[@sailordaigurren8225]

@@timothyfloogle I discovered him on DryBar. Both of his specials are featured in this clip. And DryBar posted a new clip *after* I watched and commented on this video. I'm subscribed to both DryBar and his YT channel. Thanks for the heads-up, though

[@Lil-Britches]

He starched sensi Dan.

[@hackcubit9663]

This guy just nails stage comedy! It's hard watching him at work just for the struggle to not laugh my ass off in an office full of tech support workers. Bless this guy.

[@lilsneepsnorp4951]

Bro is the most and least threatening person I’ve seen in a long time. Smiley voice chipper mannerisms T H R O A T T A T T O O

[@Anna-qt5zr]

“I didn’t poop my pants freestyle for the love of the game! I had a reason!”😂

[@nancyanderson6404]

I was splitting laughing the entire time. You and Jeff Allen are the top.

[@b-radsadventures6846]

Such a gifted storyteller.

[@domainegordon7617]

I literally remember the first time I saw this guys, he grabbed me immediately. Love his comedy.

[@hillbillysamurai]

Phrasing

[@GLoLChibs]

I feel his pain. Back when I had just 1 tattoo, it's on my upper arm, sleeves cover most of it- was in South Korea for a port visit and this little old Korean lady tried rubbing my tattoo off while on the metro

[@DrachenGothik666]

Sitting here in the wee hours trying not to laugh too loud 'cuz I don't wanna wake my wife. I'm an extreme night owl & don't usually crash until after 3 in AM, & she's been in bed since around midnight. The "Gator Gang" & the "I pooped my pants" bits fully had me in stitches! I feel his pain with the food poisoning. I had a similar bout where it just... came out without _ANY_ warning. I hadn't even coughed. I was _HORRIFIED._ Thankfully, I was at home.

[@metteh.j.4836]

I must have watched each of Shaynes videos at least 10 times. Never gets boring!

[@DeusyGirl]

Propane tank with legs? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ouch poor dog 😂😂😂😂

[@nwmnjy]

This man should be much more known. He's absolutely hilarious - a comic genius.

[@matthewsteele3389]

The accountant from Azkaban…😂😂😂 I’ll get your Mountain Dew, Doritos & Batman pjs ready buddy 😅😅😅

[@tylerjackson498]

Shayne Smith is hilarious!

[@lalah9481]

So funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Every time.

[@lillicox2937]

I'd get Netflix if they gave this guy a special

[@mztweety1374]

The tattoo makes his neck look even bigger 😂😂😂

[@cmatrix4761]

This guy is hilarious - very talented.

[@lauramattinglylove]

OMFG I almost died laughing during the alligator 🐊 joke. So effing funny 😅😅❤

[@globetrekker86]

Would be hilarious, if Daniel from the clothing store was *Sensei Dan* from the karate tournament

[@9xqspx6]

[@Grateful_Grannie]

This was so fun, start to finish. Thx! 👍👍

[@sweetpea775]

Forever one of my faves 🫡🫡❤️❤️ thank you soo mucho mucho

[@jamesprior2496]

Hey, it's Ernie Douglas, Folks!

[@CabinGRL]

The bit about the dog getting the Diabetes diagnosis is so funny I re-watched it, posted it and shared it 😂❤ Shayne

[@Skybound-wd4pm]

He's like Sheldon went gangster 15 years ago and couldn't afford to fully undo it

[@annatomasik6927]

Brilliant! Love his tattoos as well ❤

[@reneeburns9930]

This crowd did not appreciate his greatness

[@evahanson4090]

Oh, he is sooooo cute!❤

[@LeeInSF]

We need more observational comedians like Shayne! So funny! 😅😅😅 Btw, I think the ink is sexy! 😍

[@DrawheatJustabme]

How long does this joke go on?

[@victoriasamilidi7267]

Love your comedy and your art work. Keep living your dream :)

[@LeTushie]

This video has single-handedly convinced me to go to the dentist lol I wasn’t goi g because I couldn’t pay, and my credit is already bad so 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[@katecole6237]

Love Shayne Smith

[@coolbeans6357]

Should have did the whole skit with the the dog and dear! Funny story!

[@DrachenGothik666]

*Deer.

[@janetttyminski7295]

Who knew COMEDY could reform a law breaker, with scary tattoos & bad credit? Shane is reformed, isn’t he?

[@ericsadler46]

First of all his tattoos are far from scary and secondly what he does is not comedy. You have to be funny for it to be comedy.

[@julimartin7698]

@@ericsadler46Well aren’t you a ball of phucking sunshine!!??!!!

[@PostPatriot1978]

Do you know anything about comedy? Most comedians have broken the law somehow. Not all, but a lot. These videos are full of guys who used to be in gangs or even still are. And law breaker? Lol! He was a pretty average rich kid who wanted to act like he was from the hood. He jokes extensively about how much he was not a gangster. But anyway.

[@PollyHistor]

Shayne is strictly straight-edge. His only "vice" is soda. He has nothing to "reform" from. 😂

[@bakerfresh]

​@@ericsadler46his neck tattoo now was from a deal where he tried tattooing over the gang sign...then had to tattoo over that...and then just...what it is now

[@ajelder6822]

MAD RESPECT (& LOVE) for MR. SHAYNE SMITH (!!)

[@Kajehart]

His timing is perfect!

[@gracebritt1045]

I laughed so hard 😂. Great job!

[@fraserbrowne1685]

Ah the Mountain Doodle!

[@perryshaffer8358]

28:00 Missed a possibility - that the Wendy's had the alligator in a weird 2nd Amendment/stand your ground twist.

[@glenn6583]

You are very, very funny Mr Smith! That Mountain Dew was my favorite when I was a kid! Rednecks love it too. It is very rural American somehow, and not a very healthy drink really. But it it is also quite good, like your jokes!

[@Chris-wb3qe]

I’ve been pooping my pants for 32 years!

[@jeanniebell9493]

Love your talent, Shayne ! Always looking forward to more ! And your tats are sexy !

[@wandaroach765]

Too funny 🤣😂🤣

[@TravisDayton]

i've been pooping my pants for 32 years.

[@motionless_horizon]

The pooping pants but always gets me, I relate so hard cause of IBD

[@janetgrandstaff378]

You're the poster child for People who have Guts.Stay Cool ,You Rule!!!

[@maryanneschell2078]

All the cool kids poop their pants!😂

[@Jismysis]

He needs a Netflix special

[@sneakyirishman7090]

1:00, idk if this is on purpose, bu this video has an add for Mountain Dew.

[@bretteumont657]

Keep rockin it

[@cfltitan]

I’m sad that I’m just now discovering this guy! He’s hilarious!

[@janellriggs4269]

Watching him on Drybar is so much better, at least on their videos you get to see his whole comedy sketch and not have it interrupted to go to another one

[@Bella_Love_123]

I accidentally clicked on this video and I’m glad I did 😂

[@ScarlettOHara0087]

Lol it's funny working at a place in customer service. Bc we have nicknames for all the regulars and its like they dont know. Lol

[@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV]

It's been a couple of decades since tattoos meant someone thinks they're hard and tuff! :D He must live in an old school town if the oldies aren't used to tattooed kids....

[@violetkatzloves1GodandKing]

That vet bit reminds me of this time I took my cat in with a skin irritation. The Dr. decided to do an anal swab and run some tests. Afterward, she feels bad and cleans up my pet with some wipes. Then, she does the Unthinkable. The doctor Actually puts her face up to my cat's behind, taked a giant wiff and exclaims, "Oh yeah, that's So much better. I did Not want to send her home a little messy to you." I tried my best to keep a cool face. What just happened?!?! 😹😹😹🤦🙏🤷

[@kristyw89]

I hit that deer like my stepdad was riding it 😂

[@nopenope5042]

🤣

[@stephanieaston7178]

In relation to the story about the food poisoning, pant crapping incident… Okay, story time: Back when I was about 7 months pregnant with my eldest, my ex husband and I bought a couple of strawberry milks from a grocery store downtown. Mine was perfectly fine, but the ex’s must have been spoiled(How could he possibly not have known, as it would have tasted pretty nasty, even with all of the strawberry flavoring…. And there would have been chunks! Did he think that that was an added bonus, or something….???), because, within about 10 minutes, he was desperately trying to get to a bathroom…. So we go to the transit center, and he hauls butt into the men’s room. He did not make it in time…. That janitor happened to be in the restroom, which was very convenient, as he not only crapped all over the floor, but managed to fall in it, as well. When he finally came out of the restroom, he literally had 💩 on his pants and shirt, back AND front! Like, how in the world did he accomplish that….??? Was he actually rolling around in it…??? I mean, it was even on the top of his shoulders! So, of course he got right on that bus with me like nothing had happened…. Same man, four years later, I was pregnant with our other daughter in common. Eight months pregnant, in fact, and this baby spent the entire pregnancy sitting on my bladder, like she took up permanent residence, or something. I did not experience a single moment during that pregnancy when I didn’t feel like I had to pee. So, we, and our newly potty trained 4 year old, had gone to his son’s graduation/going off to college party, and it was on a Saturday. Where we live, bus service on Saturdays suck! Anyways, we left in a hurry, because we didn’t know that we had already missed the last bus(My fault! I admit it! I wanted cake, and his son’s aunt and uncle took their sweet time serving that cake…!!! I was beginning to lose hope that it would ever be served…. I started to wonder if they had forgotten about it, or something….???). So, we are hauling butt downtown to try to catch the bus we had already missed, when all of a sudden, all three of us had to pee…. Now, mind you, my daughter was newly potty trained, and my baby was using my bladder as a piñata, but guess who didn’t make it….??? Yup, the ex peed himself…. To make it worse, while we were hauling butt to try to get the bus we missed, I ran into random creepy dude, whom confessed to holding a candle for me for well over a decade, just one month previous to the incident…. And, no, that cake wasn’t worth it… Okay, so he publicly crapped himself during my first pregnancy, and wet his pants during my second, so, I guess it’s a good thing that I didn’t have a third baby with him….🙃

[@dogcat1951]

Is this one of those am I the asshole posts? Yes. You are. I only read this because I thought there would be a punchline...but it turned into a story of a bitter single mother...this is why female comedians have bad reps.

[@stephanieaston7178]

@@dogcat1951 sweetie, I’m not a single mother. Also, considering that my eldest has PTSD because of his violence towards her, and that he didn’t give a crap when she told him that she had suicidal ideations, but was very quick to attention seek from her, knowing that she was having these thoughts, over someone he knew getting shot…??? And, at least every word that I said was true, and I never revealed his name, but he not only spreads lies about me, but about my husband, as well…??? And my husband actually stood up to the plate to be that father to my children that ex refused to be! I just told a funny story that can’t even hurt him, as I never revealed his name! He likes any attention that he can get, anyways! After all, that man actually loudly brags about stinking up the bathroom after eating chocolate, which he is allergic to! Also loudly told me this story about the time he mistook Exlax for chocolate!But, you know that name that you called me…??? You owned it with your comment! But have a blessed day, anyways!✌🏻

[@lun4r.h4ze]

@@dogcat1951you have a hateful heart to be this mad after reading a silly story of a man pissing and shitting himself

[@LetsSeeYourKungFu]

Dudes funny af 🤣

[@suewinter3693]

Hilarious stories!

[@JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81]

2:43 is that Dennis from Its Always Sunny in Philidelphia? Seriously?

[@helencarter3666]

Giving Ryan Reynolds vibes

[@ileb9362]

Propane tank with legs hahahaha!

[@ziggygunz2447]

The fact that he gets the question "are those all real" means we've failed as a society lol

[@Palindrome78]

I don't know...henna seems to be a thing now.

[@PollyHistor]

You would be surprised how often us heavily tattooed folks get asked that question. 🙄

[@SicFromTheKush]

Holy fuck, i heard him do this on kill tony years ago, always love shayne on RAP but never realized that was his

[@loritracy1385]

😂 ANY mom coulda told you not to do that to your face.

[@bethanyrichards2663]

😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

[@AbsolutelyNOT00737]

In a room all by yourself laughing out loud 😆

[@perryshaffer8358]

Lafferbating.

[@creakycrickets]

A doe will attack dogs that get too close to their fawn. They turn fierce when trying to protect their babies, so it can be scary, especially if a person is walking their dog when it happens. At least the dog could run away. If the deer had died, it’s fawn probably would have as well. And, if you see a fawn by itself, don’t assume it’s abandoned. The mothers hide them and come back. I guess people accidentally “kidnap” them all the time.

[@rexr0b0twars80]

I'm genuinely disappointed you are not a murderer.

[@rexr0b0twars80]

never mind son, I'm proud of you, you deer slaughtering son of a bitch.

[@mjhopgoodswe]

He does read a lot though.

[@rexr0b0twars80]

@@mjhopgoodswe indeed, he also slaughters deer.

[@earlofcockgobblingshire3666]

Funniest comedian #1

[@angelface100]

Fellow face tattood nerd here. We salut you Shayne

[@ironhandcreative5603]

tbf the only people I know with full color throat work are tattoo artists

[@Findbigfoot1]

Alligator boys

[@ceasarcruz7211]

He looks like a badass Lawrence Sonntag from Funhaus

[@danielandrewgrant]

Proud boy.

[@Grateful_Grannie]

You could definitely work in an addiction treatment setting.

[@jamies853]

Is it weird that this man is so so attractive to me?? Just drank a bottle of wine

[@Kiki-qu7jl]

Nope, 10/10 I’d smash.

[@danielelindsey2213]

And such beautiful teeth

[@pucky11]

Anyone else think he sounds like the monarch 😂

[@buckaroobonsaitree7488]

Bruh, you may scare boomers because of tattoos but anyone under 50 can see by the look in your eyes you're an indoor cat.

[@fostinator69]

Throat and face tattoos are pretty common now

[@LeeQuesada-CoTGaming]

Didn't tattoo my face, but i got close. I got a tattoo of the Crown of Thorns, then Timothy 4:17 (the verse itself[But then the lord stood with me and strengthened me]) on the back of my neck, and on the side of my neck under the left ear I have a symbol I drew that has My name Lee, and WTF in it. I have to explain it all the time because it just looks like a Hieroglyphic.

[@thelostcosmonaut5555]

I knew dude that got a stylized letter "M" on his back but it straight up looks like the Monster Energy symbol.

[@neverlostman4439]

I had food poisoning and shit my pants in bed when I coughed

[@UrFaveMF]

Beware the alligator boys 🐊

[@annaart1926]

I don’t have a crazy mom But I turned out crazy So now I always have to overcompensate for my own crazy 😜

[@Asenueh]

I don't think Daniel got enough credit for his aplomb.

[@willrich2497]

Shane taught me that vegan farts are the absolute worst.

[@disequalone]

As a fellow face tattoo guy, its never stopped me from getting a job. I'm sure Walmart would say no, or maybe the apple store lol.

[@thinkdunson]

8:20 "also, he's a chihuahua; we get it" nice. i don't think anyone got that taco bell joke but me.

[@richardwhite3521]

This poor man reminds me of a little cousin I have. Lol he’s such a douche. Lol Keep up the good work.

[@Ms.Laterholmes5253]

Don’t ever answer or call back to collections call, at least instead of state of California… they want to justify who you are, talking to your name never give it, that keeps you in the queue. There’s a certain time frame for all collections do your research…😂😂😂

[@sammylacks4937]

I can relate to the jokes he makes from his mistakes. I prob could sub for his sick dates. Lol. Crowd would laugh or cry.