You Will Immediately Regret Your Neck Tattoo. Shayne Smith

[@wnoo5844]

He's the least threatening face tattoo guy I've ever seen

[@monstar7566]

It's almost like you cant tell the character of a person by the mentally flawed perspective that you made up based on what the tv suggested to you. What's up with that!

[@wnoo5844]

@@monstar7566 😬

[@annagracemattox3160]

Travis Barker??

[@belenalee5986]

When I first saw him: Goodness that is a beautiful man. Husband: Wow that’s a lot of tattoos Me: HE HAS TATTOS?!? Omg he does. Sorry I didn’t notice. 😅 Husband: 😂

[@yourikhi]

Well meet him when he has different expressions or when is drunk af...

[@Monk-Amani.]

There's one gentleman in the audience, that's literally dying from lack of oxygen. He got every joke.

[@karengarson5715]

I bet the guy is a shill.

[@Iarlen]

Probably Anton

[@mayfitzgerald8328]

Throughout 2020, I've come to truly realize the value of stress management, and I often use our music to de-stress and unwind. Do you use our music for stress relief? Let me know in the poll below. Love, Margie.

[@gulgul2006]

lmao! i heard that guy too!!!! hahahah

[@boracay12]

Tattoos are just nasty . I see beautiful women that ruined their looks with giant nasty tattoos . I don't get it . The more you get,.the worse you look.

[@MyFlightTV1]

No glasses: Jeez that guy looks scary, like preppy murderer scary. Puts on glasses: Oh, him? Nah... he works at the library.

[@laurynpieper9554]

And calls himself Bruce Wayne

[@AD-cy4vj]

*Local coffee shop

[@kimicappiello5480]

Uh... The male equivalent of the "Sexy Librarian"?

[@relaxingaudioforchillongou488]

Take out nose ring. Laser removal for face tats. Move to Canada and wear turtle necks. Experiment with haircuts and glasses until you find one that works to jot scare people. Maybe grow long hair and use the hair to block something. Wear light, subtle makeup sometimes maybe. Just throwing out ideas here.

[@relaxingaudioforchillongou488]

The odds of seeing someone like that working at the library is almost zero, unless the local municipality wants to cut costs by reducing the amount of people that frequent said library significantly. You woildnt see them even to do community service or something. Maybe as part of an early release program or trustee program at a prison... But a legit employee hired like a typical employee? No way. Oh, you disagree? Next time you see an employee at a library with sleeves, neck and face tattoos take a video then send it to me as a DM. I'll give you $5 paypal.

[@LifeWithBradleyCartoon]

This guy is so hilarious, this is definitely what he should be doing. Awesome dialog, pitch, and delivery.

[@bodbn]

He sucks

[@Lockhart2000]

That's the perfect haircut for face and neck tattoos. It totally softens the look. I think it's a good look.

[@sadzacsesh3478]

Yeah most people that got face tats got buzz cuts idk why but it makes them look colder

[@stanrogers1302]

S A D Z A C SeSH history and Hollywood

[@RidgewayInMedia]

I love this guys look. But then my bf has facial tattoos. Hot af.

[@julybailey4239]

@@RidgewayInMedia I totally agree. Anyone know how old he is and if he's single?

[@jarradlavoie]

@@julybailey4239pretty sure Google will have the answers to ur questions

[@remy6295]

good to see my gta character doing well

[@trashman11]

That was funnier the whole 38 mins

[@chanuppuluri8726]

😂

[@joshua_J]

Bahaha

[@maxvanandel1454]

haha ded

[@ZERO--or5fq]

Same

[@albertmz44]

25:54 "I'm having a terrible day, he can totally tell. It's written all over my face. It's the only thing that's not." Underrated punch line 🤣

[@quantumleap4023]

Except it makes no sense, "it's written all over my face" "It's not written all over my face"

[@skits2848]

@@quantumleap4023 It makes perfect sense. It's saying metaphorically the terrible day is written on his face, and the second line saying it's the only thing not tattooed on his face. Super clever.

[@quantumleap4023]

@@skits2848 Ohhh I get it now. That is clever wordplay.

[@obviouslymatt6452]

good concept, but i feel like the wording is a bit off. maybe something like ‘just like everything else’ would work better, as the two lines seem to directly contradict each other, with a very fast jump from metaphorical to literal.

[@vprice509]

Not underrated. Just not well delivered. Decent punchline, but he needs to rework it a bit and work on his timing.

[@DBrentWalton]

There's a message and he delivers it with laughter. I love this guy. Actually, there are several messages in his routine. The children whom he worked with are really fortunate to know this guy, and it sounds like they've blessed his life too.

[@megharoni]

This went from "he's pretty cute despite his face tattoos," to "this man is absolutely reckless in his finances and personal life" real fast.

[@OceannaHussey]

Megharoni From “friendzone,” to “marriage material” real quick. Hahah Crippling debt & Face Tattoos? Sign me tf up. 🥰😂

[@slothman7731]

from, keanu Reeves to jake parolta

[@ghostrider2664]

I'm not seeing what one has to do with the other. Except the tats would have cost a pretty penny.

[@wolfstarsos7232]

He is cute and I love tattoo's and mountain dew and Stan up comedy make me smile that it herts my face

[@ghostrider2664]

@@wolfstarsos7232 🙄

[@AngeloIppis42]

Guys with neck tattoos used to make me nervous... Now they make my coffee

[@Bigmummy13]

AngeloIppis42 Hahahahahahhahahaha!

[@roguej47]

Sometimes I worry about what's in that coffee...

[@uchibenkei]

@@roguej47 tears and broken dreams

[@XeLYoutube]

or build the city you live in

[@docducttape9270]

Yeah, because no one with a neck tattoo makes more than you...

[@forgotmylastname123]

Who is scared of getting robbed by this guy. He looks like he wants to cut my hair

[@joearnold3594]

if he was a boomer you should be scared. a gen z your probably right - hair or coffee

[@hostagecs]

@@joearnold3594 i'd be more worried about him trying to blow me

[@ohmahgawdfilms]

@@hostagecs I'd welcome it.

[@syzyphyz]

@@joearnold3594 gen z are getting fewer tattoos and piercings than millennials at the same age.

[@mpressQunKei]

I was thinking he gave me this tat on my forearm back in 2012 😩😝

[@PunkMartyr]

He feels like someone you would run into working at Best Buy’s Geek Squad.

[@PurpleNothing]

Is nobody else upset that they don't call him ' Mountain Dew'd '?

[@kayladawn3855]

Lauren nice

[@TenThousandDoors]

Now I am.

[@MikeS-um1nm]

That's exactly what I'm thinking! That's what I thought he was gonna say! Mountain Dude or Mountain Dew'd ! Mountain Dew Guy just doesn't sound right at all.

[@ItsLisetteMedina]

You are the future of this country.

[@TheItGirlQ]

I had same thought

[@nothinmulch]

When a guy in full tattoos is totally a Hufflepuff

[@shannona3613]

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!

[@nfgatorgal]

I love this comment so hard 😆

[@wonder_9315]

Best comment ^^^

[@beaboutitdonttalkaboutit8204]

I fucken love this ❤️😂

[@the_lomax]

Fucken slitheryns

[@witchypoo7353]

I love the idea of someone who looks so nerdy being a gangster.

[@kikinatrone]

And fine aswell

[@witchypoo7353]

@Nicolé Fleur he is really cute

[@h2flow1]

I dought he is any bit gangster.

[@agoogleuser3787]

@@h2flow1 gayngster maybe?

[@summerbummerr678]

h2flow1 one of his skits he admits to not being gangster or hard at all lmao. he’s just a dude w tats 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Nebulous.Infinity]

As someone who worked at 7-Eleven a long time, I can confirm that regulars will be remembered by the things they buy and later on, by their names as we learn them. 😹

[@DANTHETUBEMAN]

Magnum ribbed for her pleasure guy.

[@dagwood1327]

Never got a tattoo. I can’t even decide on a permanent home screen pic.

[@nachiketdhende8681]

Permanent home screen pic? If they give us an option to change wallpaper, it's not supposed to be permanent, right? :)

[@TEAMGETHELP]

Love it, Boomer!

[@specops1903]

That's you bro. YOU never get one

[@arisn32]

You’re old why not?

[@ajjohnson5046]

Central Coast Climber that’s what he said?

[@avocadosplaylists903]

As a convenience store employee, I can fully confirm that we have nicknames for regulars mostly based on what they get every time, definitely not what they look like lmao

[@Doug.the.welder]

That's awesome

[@MediHusky]

I buy so much coffee even the pizza store knows me as coffee guy. You can't even get coffee at a pizza shop like wtf how do they know, y'all on the same discord or slack channel or smth?

[@themissydeyo]

....is this...did you think this is news?

[@MariahRhodes]

We have a guy nicknamed Double cheese and onion guy

[@MediHusky]

@The Man Who Shot Cane Scretaberg no u

[@phobos2k2]

Interesting fact: Skinny jeans cancel out neck and face tattoo threat level.

[@gloriathomas2188]

And the glasses

[@kickz2828]

phobos2k2 ok boomer

[@kickz2828]

Tyler تحطيم you must be from Wyoming lol

[@mikeg6285]

Vinny FatStacks to be fair, how many Middle Eastern people do you know named Tyler? lol.

[@theherbalist1978]

And haircut ofc

[@lily-joyheal9954]

I miss the good old days when you could sneeze in a baby's face in peace

[@MCWeekly56]

The dry humor is strong with this one....Extremely talented comedian.

[@sentientdogma1206]

He sucks lol. Imagine getting tattoos and using that as a crutch for lame jokes.

[@cadenbrown7407]

@@sentientdogma1206 I think the jokes were nice. But comedy is subjective

[@POISON_IVWY]

@@cadenbrown7407 almost like all comedy is subjective

[@FujishimaAkiko]

This is not dry humor. There is absolutely nothing dry about his delivery. He gives me daycare worker vibes...lol.

[@sum1v]

I don't think you know what dry humor is lol. More like elementary humor

[@Mars.95]

There's one guy in the audience that REALLY likes this guy. He's the only one I can focus on. Dude lost it at every joke.

[@lilrosebush]

Thank now I can't hear myself think

[@euphoric2780]

C Shepard get a friend like him

[@fran791]

He's one of those people who has a nice strong laugh and gets paid to laugh at comedy shows

[@gskate117]

I bet he laughs at everything. I now wonder if thier are comedians who hire people to laugh at thier shows

[@jmccormick1490]

He's probably on extacy

[@cloud_monkey422]

These Mormon ministers are getting younger and more hip every year.

[@ericnguyen3446]

Haha alright, this is pretty funny.

[@cloud_monkey422]

Eric Nguyen Lol thx

[@sonicmotion3]

What's a Mormon Minister?

[@cloud_monkey422]

sonicmotion3 Aka a “bishop”. What’s a bishop? It’s a chess piece :D

[@foodvixxen3292]

Lol ok i see it. Missionary gone wild

[@incandesantlite]

I would hire him, I don't discriminate against people with tattoos as long as they're a hard worker and follows instructions and rules, that's all that matters to me.

[@michelleamaya6446]

Aww that’s nice

[@woodaiiiiiiii]

Are you hiring? Lol

[@shawnryan2197]

@@woodaiiiiiiii Everyone is hiring in the USA.

[@DEATH14269]

@@shawnryan2197 nah there is covid.

[@shawnryan2197]

@@DEATH14269 excuse me?

[@averylfong4843]

He kinda looks like a Mormon who's gone rogue

[@izzybizzy3030]

Agree.

[@markstewart4501]

You are on point. As a fellow rogue Mormon, with out tatoos, my perspective makes me hear his material a bit differently as a result. Did you notice he never mentioned why HE got the tattoos? He only seeks to appease Mormons, traditionalism, stereotypes, and "normal".

[@echosmyth5021]

Utah is the only place in the US where you go to buy some coffee and a 300 lb fat lady condemns you saying, "That's not healthy."

[@galacticwarlock2271]

Hmm I think you've pretty much nailed it. Mormons go the most rogue, when they snap. Followed by Catholics.

[@henryworth3459]

Averyl Fong 😂😂facts

[@BarbeFou]

That kid from Stuart Little has changed a lot !

[@christopherwilson5642]

Dude, this for sure deserves more likes.

[@thatchick8796]

Omg so accurate! .. is he the kid from stuart little?

[@Elketjeable]

@@thatchick8796 no, the kid is jonathan lipnicki

[@its__destiny]

😂😂

[@itsshai3447]

Not sure why I haven’t seen more comments of how handsome this dude is. He’s got a great smile, seems very kind hearted and has a sense of humor! Hope to see more of his acts soon, this had me giggling. Thank you for ending my day with a smile ☺️

[@shrapnel77]

He is gay.

[@stoogie.]

@@shrapnel77 lmfao I wasn't ready for that

[@itsshai3447]

shrapnel77 My comment still stands. That does not that make him any less handsome of a person.

[@stoogie.]

@@itsshai3447 fax nice to see that

[@gremotorsports]

@@shrapnel77 Really? I barely would've guessed that

[@Revolution-tl5wo]

This guy is so awesome. One of the best standup acts I've ever heard. A lot of them make me smile, or even chuckle, but this guy makes me laugh out loud.

[@ralphralpherson9441]

"I don't read your letters Gertrude, I'm not your sweetheart from World War II" - that was awesome.

[@EK-wi2me]

No Nobody feel sorry for Gertrude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zedking5569]

He looks like a nerd who just dropped out of college and decided to have tattoos all over and be a comedian.

[@Scorch1028]

With tattoos like that, there goes his "white privilege".

[@totallyfrozen]

Scorch1028 White privileged is a myth.

[@squirlmy]

@@totallyfrozen I guess "totally frozen" includes your brain

[@1tonofclay]

So he looks like himself.

[@AnaVanilla]

Cuvtixo D BUUURN HAHAHAHAHA

[@Mikztaar]

He needs his own Netflix special, he's so good.

[@crussteasock4047]

It's ok to be wrong

[@truckingwithtobee]

He is not that good

[@beautifulspirit7420]

No.

[@Meilk27]

He's good but Netflix is a trash company that supports pedophilia so let's keep anybody good away from them okay

[@viraltiktokempire1148]

We're you the one laughing really loud in the audience lol

[@asassyghostnamedcassie]

Definetly one of the best Dry Bar comedians I've seen here, laughed out loud so hard!!

[@LOVRemy]

Him: "7 Eleven" Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@OsideDubHead]

Right 😂😂 I mean this dude was definitely funny but this crowd is suspiciously easy...almost feels like I'm watching a sitcom with a laugh track

[@DeeJaye93]

@@OsideDubHead dude I had the same feeling!

[@nickstalker3254]

theyre sober, and cant swear. so they laugh when they can.

[@bluluckyduckie]

They’re told it’s a recorded show

[@BeachLookingGuy]

"okay?" HAHAHAHAHHA

[@laverdadbuscador]

This guy should do some voice acting. He's got a good pitch.

[@workin4alivin585]

He has the look for it!

[@laverdadbuscador]

@@djjinerson I mean pitch. The comedic timing of his jokes is natural. The tonality of his voice itself is lively enough for a cartoon as well, but that's not what I meant.

[@djjinerson]

Eric Arden sorry I didn’t understand

[@fargotua13]

@@laverdadbuscador yeah, he's good

[@haroldfrets1268]

Pause too much. And keeps repeating " you know "...like 500 times

[@sharxx112]

He looks like a librarian who is in a pop punk band

[@ThisIsNotAhnJieRen]

Nothing hotter than a pop punk librarian

[@PunkMartyr]

Savage

[@jskamshll8202]

I laughed at everything this guy said!! And despite his choice of tattoo placement he looks pertty darn good🖤

[@okay333666]

The ironic thing is for a guy covered in tattoos, his act is squeaky clean.

[@amysheppard5551]

He was asked to write clean jokes for this.

[@jasperdiscovers]

yeah or learn what drybar actually means.

[@milascave2]

Austin: He's a Utah gangster.

[@YourDadVR]

Oh I know it was hilarious for being a clean act. Any comedian who can do that is a badass.

[@no_peace]

@@milascave2 i was gonna say he sounds so...... Utah

[@mitchellodom6746]

The 4 thousand dislikes are the entire population of Wyoming.

[@fyrewolf7805]

5.1 thousand as of 12/2/2020 Lets start a chain? (i'm abouta get noped)

[@LanaMuckraker]

totally true

[@mrswaninator3540]

Air people who don’t like tattoos

[@boracay12]

Disliked by people who aren't trash

[@Nat.Dialogue]

A side effect of just looking out of fashion ridiculous immediately

[@saylorcassady1163]

there was one guy in the audience that REALLY liked his jokes

[@hailenkrumahgault8672]

Yea, that one guy had to really crank out those fake laughs hard, because there was nothing to laugh at. Nothing!

[@Iarlen]

Probably Anton

[@OmnipotentSaiyan]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@alexgulino335]

@@hailenkrumahgault8672 A lot of what makes his jokes funny is the unspoken portion, Dry comedy is like jazz lol

[@kevingray4980]

This act was pretty good. But that guy in the audience reminded me of this time I went to a club where the comedian was so bad I amused myself by laughing at random intervals. Before long I was getting more laughs from the audience than he was.

[@jennadavis6479]

OMG THE GUY IN THE AUDIENCE IS ONE OF THE REASONS I KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS SPECIAL, AND SHAYNE IS A COMEDY GEM! LITERALLY LAUGHED THE WHOLE SHOW. ANYONE WHO HAS HAD A TERRIBLE DAY WOULD TOTALLY AGREE THAT THIS IS THE GUY WHO CAN TURN IT AROUND!!!!

[@mickeybreezy]

Not enough people laughed at the "it's written all over my face" line. That was low key gold.

[@juliancruz422]

Take a drink every times he says “you know” 😂

[@EntraOfficial]

Yung Juvenile my quickest pathway to alcohol poising and an AA meeting

[@inermoen]

And " Okay"

[@juliancruz422]

Alphonzoe Elrich 😂🙌

[@sadtoast6122]

Comment aboclve says take a shot ever time he says "OK"

[@ormasas9159]

Take a drink everytime he says "so bad"

[@ColtonBlumhagen]

Why was this filmed in such a weird aspect ratio?

[@sydneyboyd615]

Colton Blumhagen you are so attractive for noticing that

[@SamsonGuest]

It wasn't. They republished it like this. They published it before in a widescreen aspect ratio. No idea why they decided to release it like this thought.

[@SamsonGuest]

@Ty Thomas Boxing Training makes sense. Thought I'm surprised anybody watches 40 minutes of content without switching to full screen.

[@OnyxLeigion]

For Facebook

[@gotgud]

formatted for facebook video

[@nataliexbrutality]

This never get old. Easily my favorite set.

[@theemperorstarwarslegends8075]

"And it was like 3pm, I'd just woken up." --- wonder if people missed that.

[@Zer0Mood]

Way too real

[@KnightofGaming1118]

Ik the feeling lol

[@deanne127]

do you really have an apostrophe in Legends in your youtube name? that’s new

[@theemperorstarwarslegends8075]

@@deanne127 I have been defeated. That said, I'll think I'll keep it.

[@deanne127]

@@theemperorstarwarslegends8075 owning it is a total emperor move. looks like someone has completed their training.

[@allisonquerze7941]

Shayne's entire look suits him perfectly in this video (hairstyle suits his head shape and color and shape of glasses suits his face shape and outfit suits his tattoos).

[@kellykizer6718]

Did a survey of about 100 people who had tattoos, asked if they regretted it or not 50% did 50% didn't the last guy I asked was covered in them and he didn't regret it, asked me why I asked, told him I was doing a servey to see if I may be someone who would regreat it, if I did get one, he says if you felt you had to do a servey don't do it you'll be one of those that regreats it. Best answer, best advice for me.

[@redwarf8118]

survey and regret

[@ownthevoid]

Is it just me that doesn’t understand this run-on sentence?

[@IllDawgable]

@@ownthevoid and to think she edited it. The comment must have been written in a stream of consciousness format.

[@eazymethod01]

If you have an idea for one that you maintain for a long time, even a few years, it's less likely you'll regret it over time. If you get one without an idea, on-the-spot, that will be a regret for sure.

[@ProjectOccasus]

@@ownthevoid It's not that hard to figure out

[@Friends_and_fragrances]

Shayne is seriously awesome with his stories

[@ericellerbrock9350]

Take a shot every time he says “you know?”

[@colincopland3665]

Mazel Tov, you have alcohol induced cirrhosis

[@OP-1000]

And every time he says “okay”.

[@JoaoPessoa86]

Followed by "it's so bad"

[@KuriusOranj]

And "you guys". Although, that might lead to death.

[@phil1353]

Okay...

[@Timetraveler1111MN]

The guy in back had the best deep belly laugh. He’s making me pay attention.

[@Vampire_Sugar_Junkie]

I think there's one planted in every comedy audience

[@manictiger]

Definitely a plant, most likely by a three letter government agency.

[@coldschooI]

It's the Joker

[@tearsofjoy5416]

He looks like he fell asleep at a frat house

[@bizmonkey007]

tears of joy There are no dicks on his forehead though

[@ghostwarhammer007]

Lol

[@company3894]

id say he fell asleep in church

[@bloodrose7587]

😂😂😂

[@bucketheadistheman]

Love this set. So unusual and hilarious. I've watched it a dozen times. Good work, Shane. TY

[@ZeroSumJ1]

This guy is hilarious. Hope he gets a Netflix special soon

[@retrohipster994]

For sure! I came down to the comments to see people gush about how amazing he was but people don't seem to think he is what Good .. Wtf

[@e.r.6147]

Hell yes. Cant wait! 💪

[@Cleanslatescott]

Dear God no, please no more stories about his neck tattoos

[@sciencenate]

Really? It seems like just tattoo jokes and it reminds me of brad Williams. Just one thing to make jokes about- tired and predictable.

[@MrAlRats]

In the comments section of KZbin videos of practically every stand-up comedian that exists, there will be someone who wants them to have a Netflix special. Everyone and their dog can't get a Netflix special.

[@danikinzstar]

For those who don't know, mazel tov is an expression of good luck or congratulations. So basically it comes off as "Congratulations, you have diabetes."

[@Rostra66]

That just made the joke 200% better lmfao

[@freddyrojas1361]

Thanks for the info.

[@Edigor100]

@@Rostra66 well it wouldn't have been much of a joke if mazel tov was just a name

[@OneTequilaTwoTequila]

Okay Captain Obvious!

[@mrsdeh2]

I was wondering what that meant. Makes more sense now. Thanks

[@SMHman666]

I've watched this set a few times and it always cracks me up. Just nails the delivery, for me anyway. The audience are getting a real treat, lol. Money well spent.

[@jetstream1146]

I was obviously distressed while I was out in a public place recently and the ONLY person who stopped to talk to me to ask if I was ok and then stayed talking to me until I was ok was a guy with tattoos on his face.

[@mza2195]

Because those guys tend to be the sweetest. I'm glad the tatted guy helped you.

[@jetstream1146]

@@hamsandwichindahouse You're partly right. There's always a risk when accepting help from someone you don't know.

[@mza2195]

@@hamsandwichindahouse wow, cranky pants. Sometimes you just have a crap day and your emotions overwhelm you. At least a nice person took a moment out of their day to help comfort a stranger. Compassion is a wonderful thing in the world. Have a lovely day 😘💜💜💜

[@_PinkiePie.]

@@hamsandwichindahouse Have you ever tried chillin out or?

[@stanrogers1302]

Hamsandwichindahouse nah boomer, you need to chill so bad you don’t even know what “to chill” even means haha

[@shumwab]

His last story about his friend Anton was one of the best stories I've ever heard in my entire life.

[@mickaelmalove2553]

"I sneezed in a baby's face" - things that aged like milk in 2020.

[@DreamGyrl360]

CORONAVIIIIRUS

[@smartalex995]

lol.

[@thomasinmoore1162]

@@DreamGyrl360 😂😂😂😂

[@josenino03081992]

Nahh,, still funny 😂😂😂

[@TheDNAGroup]

Makes it even funnier.

[@JM-sm8ir]

I would marry this guy. Cute and funny with an awesome personality. I could listen to his random stories for hours. 😍

[@the_real_MarcGyver]

Yeah, but....will you give him a job?!

[@TexasScout]

My dad gave me some good advice when I was about 13 years old, never get a tattoo that a judge can see outside of a dress shirt.

[@tymirra8769]

my parents too. : ) I have my side and legs done and work in fine dining. When my co workers see me out of work they trip. lolol

[@gjozefi]

That's what i dont get about the way people think. Why the hell would you get and pay for alot of money something that you have to hide from people. Mind boggling.

[@twowongs8266]

Yeah, I got none but still went down. Come to think of it maybe he was just looking at all the drugs instead, it was the 70's after all.

[@roccomepose8130]

Yeah, and a turtle neck with a hooded parka couldn't help this man.

[@roccomepose8130]

@@twowongs8266 I hid all the tatts while dressing real nice, but none of it mattered. It could have been the dead hooker, but I just can't help but think, if I had worn the button up....

[@gerardgaray828]

“You’re not even right if you were right” 😂😂I’m dying

[@BUSTRCHERRI]

That's his boyfriend.

[@recoveringsoul755]

Well you can still go on tours of Alcatraz. Pretty creepy even in sunshine.

[@Harmxn]

*Drinking game:* Take a shot everytime he says *'Okay'* or *'Alright'* or *'You know'*

[@conradgillard]

You forgot "it's so bad" and "like"! I stopped watching after 2 minutes and came looking for this comment! 😅

[@tiffanyvalencia8415]

1 point was docked from a student speaker every time "...like, you know..." and "...or whatever" came out in debate class.

[@TrippySepent]

Are you ready?

[@chicknool1137]

3 minutes in and i'm smashed!

[@seaburg38]

Don't forget the most over used word in the English language - 'like'.

[@reaperkollyns6495]

Absolutely awesome. If you haven't seen the alligator at Wendy's bit, it's amazing.

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

Despite the tattoos, hes still kind of giving off a Jehovah's witness vibe

[@KabobHope]

So close. If he is in Utah you are likely experiencing the Mormon glow. It's a real thing.

[@pingnixon-hermansen5046]

Kabob Hope very mormon

[@wendywright4659]

my gaydar was going off but maybe youre right maybe its just mormon lol

[@R3Z3NT]

nyk31 y did u have to ruin this video for me & ive just started it 😂

[@YourDadVR]

I’m confused, is this suppose to be a joke?

[@eliberry6546]

I’m from Wyoming and watching this video in my house right now and everything that he said about us..... Is completely true

[@beadingbusily]

Except his neck says XX, not XIV.

[@realwyo]

Me too!

[@CourtneySchwartz]

I’m from Wyoming, snorted at the Harry Potter joke, smacked my forehead at the Alcatraz conflation… but there’s all types, and probably the smarter squad are not all heading to a show in, say, Rock Springs. 😂

[@eliberry6546]

Oh my gosh I’m dying

[@noclass2gun342]

The best part about Wyoming is the border between it and Colorado

[@jax422]

What’s funny is he has even more face tattoos now.

[@slywitit7482]

Jackie ikr

[@HosCreates]

Really 😬?

[@b.benjamineriksson6030]

@@HosCreates He might as well. Either more tattoos or laser. I know quite a few people with way more face tattoos than he got but they work as tattoo artist.. That is an option.

[@jax422]

Amanda H Yeah. He got his forehead done, too.

[@retrovelcro]

Hmm maybe his jokes are just jokes and not reflective of his real life

[@pickleballer1729]

Can you imagine some of these stories in a Will Farrell, Owen Wilson, or Ben Stiller movie? He could definitely write for comedy movies with the more outrageous comic actors. IF you haven't heard his story about the Wendy's robbery down in Florida, don't stop until you find it. It's one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.

[@Anonymous-vd8dj]

shout out to that one dude in the crowd who sounds like he's having a good time :)

[@lb3099]

He's now the Okay/You Know guy

[@caitlintaylor8903]

Lonnie Backley as soon as I read this it was all I could hear 🙉🙉🙉

[@emeltea33]

I noticed that too, glad it wasn't "right?", right?

[@EnfinLibreNM]

He's funny but that really bugged me. Ya know?

[@kiddiescripterkiller]

You forgot... all right and like

[@trollsymctroll5361]

Dammit.

[@slight7596]

I feel like he was that really nice kid in high school who you’d think would never get a single tattoo

[@Vetionarian]

This is probably the funniest special I've ever seen on dry bar!! LOLOLOL Shayne you're so self aware and hilarious and I love that your comedy totally is on point with how weird people are with someone with tattoos.

[@glizzybratxo3450]

Never had a crush on a comedian but this guy changes everything

[@scarlethinder6674]

*relates but ive had a crush on 1 other comedian*

[@waxattakz]

Shit...I'm crushing on him an I'm not even gay.

[@shizanepimp1]

@@waxattakz maybe you are. Just a lilbit

[@DANTHETUBEMAN]

I'm sure you could ruin his life if you wanted to. :)

[@mariejones6324]

😂 right

[@Massielistika]

Loved the laugh of the guy in the crowd... I like when people laugh like they really mean it and are not afraid to be looked at

[@poegerard6421]

The dislikes are from people who knew someone killed by a vending machine.

[@fofnifolar]

or we just don't think he's funny

[@thomastruant8837]

I'm not gonna lie I'm terrified that mimics do exist and take vending machine and fridge forms

[@TheRickJames]

I read this before watching lmao 🤣 I have to go finish the vid now lol

[@lisaterracinarosenberg4102]

You are doing a tremendous service by exposing the negative side of tattoos.

[@missmarch9083]

I feel like he was a socially awkward gangster😂

[@wildwallsart5622]

Miss March the Guy who finds rival members through social media, not that gangster but useful for the gang.

[@shawshank6385]

Notorious ASD

[@shaunhigdon8683]

*hissss* sss yeaahhh... uhm I'm gonna need your wallet man. Sorryyy😬

[@ColdSoul5150]

He was a straight edge kid in SLC. Yeah it's pretty gang-related.

[@mastaroshi23]

@@shawshank6385 i read this comment section, thought "notorious asd...that makes no sense" Then it clicked and i had to come back hahaha this is such an underated comment, well played

[@caedengoering]

That last story about those kids is freaking hilarious.

[@onepman]

take a shot every time he says 'ok'. youll be passed out within minutes.

[@wsmokr]

Take a shot every time you laugh and your bottle will stay full.

[@jakelumley9848]

take a shot every time he says you know?

[@ashtree2913]

It's bad. It's not good, OK ..

[@cultxlv9848]

Yuh know?

[@OrthodoxAtheist]

I laughed 24 times during this. So hard, like so so hard. Each to their own, you know? Okay.

[@AtheneHolder]

it just me or is manz incredibly handsome? I mean the dry humour is all fun but wow he's a snack 😍😉 the tattoos didn't take away at all and look good

[@preciousmorival2201]

I'm surprised nobody's talking about his lovely eyes.

[@JM-sm8ir]

I find him very attractive. Funny and cute and awesome personality. His laugh is so adorable.

[@brockbeckham5020]

@@JM-sm8ir he is very handsome too bad he defaced himself.

[@mushu889]

👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@m_christine1070]

I agree!

[@lavvgiver]

This audience is on point. Better than a Disney Channel laugh track.

[@MiAmor1978]

My mood has been so low, I don't want to take the meds because they make me so much more tired and sleepy, so my self med is coming on here and self-medicating on laughter. All that to say, Comedians save my life each day! Thank you! I really appreciate you and all the hard work you do!

[@crussteasock4047]

Protip: nobody cares about ur problems but u

[@skillcheese]

@@crussteasock4047 bruh, that is not ok to say to someone with mental illness. It's also not ok to say that to anyone for any reason. Go learn some kindness and compassion for your fellow humans.

[@crussteasock4047]

@@skillcheese im offended by ur comment

[@skillcheese]

@@crussteasock4047 “nobody cares about your [being offended] but you”

[@crussteasock4047]

@@skillcheese bruh, that is not ok to say. You're so mean n rude. I'm gonna change my gender n get u in so much trouble! You'll rue the day!

[@jesusmarquez3001]

My brother turned his head to sneeze while holding his baby, he sneezed straight in his wife's face instead.

[@shushia1658]

Haha, this is what happened to me in a creche. I turned to not sneeze on a baby and then this little kid says 'i got such a fright!' and I turn to look at her, and she's just covered in snot, all over her eyes and face, it's so gross.

[@gracefulslumber8441]

Bruh 😂

[@Sheriff_K]

Calculated risk.

[@elouise5593]

@@shushia1658 That wasn't just a sneeze, it was an explosion!

[@alessandromulas2713]

Ahahahahahhaah

[@Knottsie]

The personality and the looks couldn't be any opposite of eachother

[@eolsunder]

actually his looks are exactly like his personality. He looks like a die hard southern church boy, good looking, baby face, who just happened to get a ton of tattoos, one major ugly one. His voice, face, and personality seem to fit perfect. And tattoos aren't bad, UGLY ones are bad.

[@psyla5441]

I have a tiny tattooed friend known as Mountain Dew girl at her local grocery shop. Which is also not her most noticeable feature. I hope these guys meet someday

[@SJ_Jordan]

I hope we meet someday 😍

[@Doug.the.welder]

Beat me to it.....shes cute

[@exia7777]

@@SJ_Jordan lol

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

If you covered the tats and put him in a button up sweater this dude would look like he was in “Leave it to Beaver”... “so have a good day I guess???”

[@cf921]

I get dead pool vibe from this guy for no reason lol

[@unadultratedmedia6015]

Hyper-verbosity.

[@movie30000]

Seeing people laughing so genuinely at his jokes gives me a lot of confidence that I can be a funny comedian.

[@hedkace]

Just came across this guy for the first time. Very surprised. He was actually hilarious and very natural on stage.

[@ChacUayabXoc]

"You know what would be a good idea? Square Aspect Ratio!" Said noone ever

[@mozzstickdestroyer]

is so they can more easily put it on other social media. i actually discovered this video on facebook before i saw it here

[@JaysWave75]

And subtitles! So people can read the video!

[@idromano]

It could be worse. It could be vertical

[@2cookies4awriteout]

Subtitles: audience laughs

[@UberCritic]

"like, you know, so bad, so so bad, its not good you guys"

[@bjones2600]

He looks like he gives the absolute best hugs. 😭

[@melissajacobs5822]

I'd hug him

[@juliette7907]

FACTS

[@beaniegirl12cb]

He's seriously the cutest. I follow his fb. Still so cute.

[@notsure1969]

Whatever you say.

[@kizmomma7009]

I have watched this several times since it was published. I still laugh so much and that guy you can hear laughing makes it even better. I want to be his friend.

[@DINOLOVER6717]

He’s like if John Mulaney and Ryan Reynolds had a son...that went through an angsty period...

[@csmith2005]

This is glass-shatteringly accurate.

[@maxxiogarcia9180]

Why is this 100% accurate?

[@bloodwolf9428]

@@maxxiogarcia9180 Why do you say glass-shatteringly is 100%?

[@lilathereal1278]

And never got out of it.

[@joslu80eight5]

He looks like every hipster I see in LA, especially the ones who work at Starbucks

[@relaxingaudioforchillongou488]

2 sleeves, and neck and face tattoos?

[@oneof13forestpeople97]

the post below by "Matthew Baum" perfectly articulates your comment/thought

[@relaxingaudioforchillongou488]

@@oneof13forestpeople97 sounds like matthew baum likes rolling the dice with his life.

[@greyeaglem]

@mark smith People think they're so "unique", but they're like Walmarts. Everybody's got one.

[@BestKCL]

@mark smith you're just as bad for just using her to hit it before letting her off. Not trying to be all "Holier than thou," but don't just use people in that manner if you already know that you're never gonna be with them, and they don't. Messed up, man.

[@kaspernielsen9149]

Maybe the news about Alcatraz closing haven't gotten to Wyoming yet.

[@breathanysmitten9003]

You brought your own jokes lol

[@WLxMusic]

Let's be honest, nothing ever gets to Wyoming. It's like a landlocked island, it doesn't make sense.

[@markushughes7876]

It's like a third world country bud. Haha. I've been to Cheyenne and my hometown which is that big is bigger than thier capital.

[@geoculus5606]

I think it has higher development than that, lol.

[@davemann8550]

He is so good, he could have his own tv show hands down !

[@ken9516]

He's funny. It'd be funnier if KZbin didn't show 2 ads every 37 seconds

[@mightydoe]

no ad-blocker in 2019???

[@jihaneabdelbar6147]

You can go to the end of the video and then restart it and the adds will go away

[@EricRedbear]

@@jihaneabdelbar6147 thank you...that works great!!!

[@milapartment]

get adblock already

[@Lockhart2000]

I keep forgetting that there's ads on youtube. That would drive me nuts.

[@boombonic666]

I don't often enjoy clean comedy but when I do I watch this guy.

[@mentalman09]

Drinking game: take a shot every time he says "you know" or "okay"

[@derekd4221]

and "all right"

[@mayanboricua]

Take a shot every time he uses the word 'So'

[@SalvableRuin]

Warning: obeying these instructions may cause death.

[@daulken]

@@SalvableRuin Will cause death.

[@smaakjeks]

@DERANK MAYMAY No need to end the point with "you know?" etc. It's just unpolished oration, that's all.

[@brightbulb9778]

Glad I listened to the end. The last story had me laughing to tears. 🤣🤣

[@ArmchairDeity]

Am I the only one who reads the comments hoping to see “I WAS ONE OF THOSE KIDS!!” and just be there for the start of that shitstorm? Awww bliss... 😍