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11 ай бұрын

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@willr6173
@willr6173 12 күн бұрын
The last joke was the best one.
@malcolmabram2957
@malcolmabram2957 9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of an experience I had, when my wife asked me if I would marry again if she passed away first. She pressed me to agree to get married again as I needed a wife. She then asked: "Would you let her live here in our home?" "No darling," I replied, "I would sell up and move to a new home. Too many memories of you here." "That is lovely," she then said, "Would you let her have my car?" "No, I will ensure I will have a double garage and keep your car there as a memory of you." "Oh you are so sweet," my wife continued, then she asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" "No of course not my dear."..... "Besides she is left-handed."
@jokeland_85
@jokeland_85 Ай бұрын
Funny and a little scary! 😄
@UncleMikeNJ
@UncleMikeNJ 27 күн бұрын
The usual punchline is, "Will you let her wear my clothes?" "Of course not, she's a lot thinner."
@tonyvalle2310
@tonyvalle2310 11 ай бұрын
A guy was walking along a dirt road thinking how bad he needed a horse. He sees an Italian walking along side of a one, he says to him, hey man sell me your horse man. Italian says He no looka to good. The guy says, he looks fine to me, I'll give you a hundred dollars for him. Italian agrees & they part their ways. A couple of days later the sees the same Italian & says, hey you sold me a blind horse man!!! Italian says, I told you he no looka to good.
@lostcause1206
@lostcause1206 2 ай бұрын
A man buys a horse for 100 dollars. Tells the farmer he will pick up the horse in a few days . When the man came to get the horse , farmer said the horse died . Man took him .anyway.. Farmer saw the man in town one day and said , what did you do with the dead horse ? Man said I raffled him off , sold 100 tickets at 10 bux each.. Farmer said what did th winner say about a dead horse . Man said , I have him his money back.
@joeylawn36111
@joeylawn36111 18 күн бұрын
Fughittabouttit
@nala3038
@nala3038 8 ай бұрын
This guy who, when his wife turned 40, told her - time to trade you in on 2 twenty year olds. SHE said - Honey, you're not wired for 220!
@lostcause1206
@lostcause1206 2 ай бұрын
A couple was celebrating their 60th anniv. Then a genie appears to celebrate too. Genie tells wife , you have only one wish ,.. Wife says she's very happy and doesn't need a wish . Genie asks hubby, he wished for a woman 30years younger ... Genie said wish granted..youre now 90 years old... Be careful what you wish for .🥒
@ninahlt91
@ninahlt91 9 ай бұрын
The last one though 😂😂😂😂
@bobs4291
@bobs4291 9 ай бұрын
Once my wife asked me that question, “Would you remarry if for some reason I died?” I said that the only thing I could promise was to not bring a date to her funeral.
@EducatedSkeptic
@EducatedSkeptic 2 ай бұрын
Not quite that extreme, but I DO know someone who recently was going through a very messy divorce (in court), and her soon-to-be-ex husband wanted to have his new fiancée testify as a character witness! (The judge advised that this was not an appropriate suggestion, given the circumstances.) Sometimes, reality is even more absurd than intentional humour!
@jokeland_85
@jokeland_85 Ай бұрын
Wow!
@cslloyd1
@cslloyd1 9 ай бұрын
last one was "clean ish"
@tomfilipiak3511
@tomfilipiak3511 11 ай бұрын
It is a joke,chill out!
@jokeland_85
@jokeland_85 Ай бұрын
Really! Tom😄
@FactFlare314
@FactFlare314 11 ай бұрын
Lol
@cmd_f5
@cmd_f5 8 ай бұрын
Lol I love these.
@Joketory
@Joketory 8 ай бұрын
Thank you
@kinsley7777
@kinsley7777 10 ай бұрын
yeah, those were bad … and I fully intend to retell at least 3 of them 🤣 thank YOU for the laughs
@Joketory
@Joketory 10 ай бұрын
you're welcome. thank you for watching
@lisalamphier1410
@lisalamphier1410 11 ай бұрын
Too funny! 😂😂
@asherbailey8313
@asherbailey8313 11 ай бұрын
:laughing: :thumbs up: :happy face:
@zonunmawii4322
@zonunmawii4322 9 күн бұрын
Once opon a time there was a girl who had 500 bucks and her dad was shooked and he ask her "HOW DID YOU GET THAT MUCH MONEY* and she answered "well the boys said if i climbed the tree they would give me 100 bucks each" and his father answered "they just want to see your panties" and she answered " i am smart, i put them in the grass and climbed.... my brother wish he woukd be one of the guys 😂😂😂😂
@carlthornton3076
@carlthornton3076 10 ай бұрын
Very Good!... #25 ✝ {7-28-2023}
@gordbaker896
@gordbaker896 11 ай бұрын
Good ones.
@Joketory
@Joketory 11 ай бұрын
Glad you like them!
@jokeland_85
@jokeland_85 Ай бұрын
yes
@paulsmith5398
@paulsmith5398 11 ай бұрын
Fluctuations? Ohhhhhhh, gawd! 🤔🙄👍😨❗What wall? Didnt he want to live with her for another decade? Guess he didnt believe in "until death do us part?" There werent any walls to deal with when my wife passed 3 years ago, i wish she could have lived longer😢.
@Joketory
@Joketory 11 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@joeylawn36111
@joeylawn36111 18 күн бұрын
LMAO at that last 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just in case anyone was wondering - that word “Hunat” was meant to describe “hundred” in a thick Japanese accent. The computer pronounced it wrong. But then again “hunat” isn’t a real word, so I guess it did the best it could.
@TimBear-px9gj
@TimBear-px9gj 12 сағат бұрын
AI scripts are easy to write. You just have to spell things out differently.
@sal4856
@sal4856 9 ай бұрын
Little Billy was in confession bless me father I have sinned, talked back to my mother, stole candy,got a French kiss, and cheated,woo the priest,you got a French kiss? who was it the Smith twins?Billy I'm not telling,was it Suzy Brown? Again Billy I'm not telling,the priest frustrated say ten Hail Mary's and get out.Billy back in his pew,his buddy said you were in a long time What did you get?Billy not bad 10 Hail Marys and 3 great leads.
@Joketory
@Joketory 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing
@mariandonnellan454
@mariandonnellan454 8 ай бұрын
Very funny
@melissagwendolinedenham
@melissagwendolinedenham 4 ай бұрын
A joke: "What does cafe a la bovine mean?" Answer: It's a calf drinking from it's mother.
@Joketory
@Joketory 4 ай бұрын
😄😄😄
@Joketory
@Joketory 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching
@stephenhaywood3143
@stephenhaywood3143 10 ай бұрын
Thank you so much 😊😂😂🤣🤣 I needed that 😁 🌞🌙✨
@Joketory
@Joketory 10 ай бұрын
So glad!
@MattMussett-qi8te
@MattMussett-qi8te 4 ай бұрын
Don't talk im to quite And I talk im too opinionated What's the medium To air views and be clairvoyant . Is a inside joke 🤣 Cheesy I know
@Joketory
@Joketory 4 ай бұрын
Thank you
@johnnelson7625
@johnnelson7625 5 ай бұрын
These aren't even close to funny.
@Joketory
@Joketory 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching 🙏
@EducatedSkeptic
@EducatedSkeptic 2 ай бұрын
Last one a classic racist slop, sorry.
@Joketory
@Joketory 2 ай бұрын
just a joke!
@EducatedSkeptic
@EducatedSkeptic 2 ай бұрын
@@Joketory .... Sorry, but the third one relies on racist stereotyping, especially when it comes to poorly pronounced English. However, I'll grant you that the first two WERE really funny.
@Hanamy7777
@Hanamy7777 16 күн бұрын
Oh, you poor thing! I'm Japanese and I laugh velly much.
@ritadrescher1005
@ritadrescher1005 11 ай бұрын
I don't appreciate the racist humor.
@guillenmanejando3831
@guillenmanejando3831 11 ай бұрын
Then don't listen to it
@preaching2077
@preaching2077 11 ай бұрын
I think the joke was funny, not racist. It is just a case of us laughing at our many imperfections. It is a fact that many people from other countries have a problem with English, just as we who speak English have problems with their language. It can be quite comical. To call it racist is being overly sensitive, I think. Laughing at ourselves is the greatest comedy there is!
@Joketory
@Joketory 11 ай бұрын
just a joke please
@bretstanley8931
@bretstanley8931 11 ай бұрын
Racism is defined as hatred towards those of other races or feeling superior to others because of race. This is simply laughing at someone's broken English just like Asian people would laugh at our "broken" Japanese or whatever. It's just innocently humorous. There is nothing racist about it. The modern world worships race instead of God and has made everything racist. It's just ridiculous!
@craigtorgerson9531
@craigtorgerson9531 11 ай бұрын
Get over yourself, buttercup
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