The Most One-Liners You'll Ever Hear In A Comedy Show. Brian Kiley - Full Special

[@WatchtowerHunter]

How in the world have I not heard of this guy before? What a wonderful, clean, quirky performance. I have not laughed this hard in a while.

[@richardkingham7183]

Me too, absolutely hilarious and no swearing either. What a comic genius 😊

[@qhorseman]

​@@richardkingham7183😊😅😅😅😊

[@kajlove1]

@@richardkingham7183Sooo funny!😂

[@leviefrauim1425]

Brian is a former writer for Conan O'Brien.

[@HDKorp4725]

​@@leviefrauim1425Conan is not this funny!

[@patrickmcguire451]

Sometimes the right comedian comes along at the right time I really appreciate it

[@Skizze37]

Let me know when he shows up

[@Legorreta.M.D]

You Muricans are so easy to make laugh. Try a proper comedian. Jimmy Carr

[@edwardcurry8299]

I'm 73 years old and I couldn't stop laughing at everything he said. You don't know what's coming and he keeps you off guard. Very wise and intelligent humor🎉

[@WildbunchDM]

Original nonstop comedy with no preambles.. Just pure laughter from start to finish. I keep watching this video again and again and wonder each time, why oh why have I never heard of him or seen him before? I wish him all the success, fame and fortune he desires.

[@woollyprimate]

I looked him up. I think he used to be a writer for Conan O'Brien.

[@GaryMillyz]

💯

[@LuckyCharms777]

@@woollyprimate Wow, he was on Team Coco for 26 years. Definitely need to keep an eye out for him, Conan had the funniest talk shows bar none. He could still beat out the current crop of talk show hosts.

[@susansmith596]

Mr. Clean

[@PacoOtis]

Roger that!

[@timmorrow9780]

Brian Kiley has an outstanding wit and sense of timing. I love his ability to put an intelligent, comedic twist on multiple subjects with perfect timing.

[@roxd8885]

Made me miss Boston, and the accent !

[@joannapilgrim]

I love how the one-liners are connected, telling a whole story. That's comedic intelligence and I appreciate it very much.

[@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp]

Intelligence it is that got me. I wish speech writers had that talent to say in a few words right on the nail instead of the standard - saying what I am going to say etc etc.

[@thomasludwig9117]

Clever humor, witty, makes you connect the dots. And all his jokes are winners.

[@ibperson7765]

And he remembers them…

[@andrewc6837]

This is so refreshing. No politics, no obscenities...just really funny!

[@joebudi5136]

This guy was REALLY good. I rarely laugh. This guy has me in stitches and in rated G!

[@marthajohnston4334]

It's not funny. You're delusional

[@marthajohnston4334]

​@@joebudi5136rated G is inferior to rated X

[@tonimilstead5089]

I've watched this three times and it's still hysterical 😂😂

[@johnp.johnson1541]

Baby Hitler = deep politics.

[@kekoal7300]

Absolutely loved this comedian, his one liners had me laughing throughout his routine.

[@darrenbjayne]

It still amazes me that even after studying stand-up for 50 years, I am able to chance upon talented comedians such as Brian Kiley who can make me roar with laughter whilst spitting my drink out. The number of comments praising him is a testament to his brilliance. Thank you. x

[@endokrin7897]

"Studying stand-up" 😂

[@darrenbjayne]

@@endokrin7897 Yes, for various jobs. Would you prefer I used the term, took a keen interest?

[@Tokinjester]

​@@darrenbjayneif you studied stand-up for real, you can't seriously say this guy is anywhere near the same league as Tim Vine, Milton Jones or Stewart Frances...am I right?!

[@joebudi5136]

I rarely laugh. This guy was HILLARIOUS! AND RATED G WTF!?!?

[@GaryMillyz]

@@Tokinjester The fact that you don't realize this guy is top tier means, in my humble opinion, you have zero appreciation for clever humor.

[@shannonpincombe8485]

He was brilliant! That 25 mins just flew by with me laughing at every joke. Wonderful timing and great sense of humour.

[@WydeAWake-yc3tp]

Laughed out loud multiple times. Love this guy!

[@michellestocken1165]

No swearing is so refreshing!

[@johnqueen2754]

Yes sir

[@Gloriagal78]

Same!😂

[@kajlove1]

Me too, I watch him almost every night!😂

[@overcomeego3893]

Me too, what are you trying to quit...😅

[@georgebennett3197]

English chap here from London. Brian Kiley - a name to remember. I really did laugh out loud. We need him to tour over here. He's brilliant.

[@darrenbjayne]

@georgebennett3197, I will be right behind you in the queue to see this guy. Loved him. x

[@larry77117]

thank you for giving us His name.

[@peterfitzpatrick7032]

​@@larry77117tbf, its in the description... 🤷‍♂️

Great jokes, with no cursing or strong language. Very talented 👏

[@davidkornblum1360]

That's why I like this guy. Clean and hilarious

[@ChristmasTrain1225]

This was awesome. I had tears laughing. This goes to show you that no vulgar words are needed for a comedian to be funny. Loved it.

[@TomahawkKid56]

What a joy, I wish I could remember just a few of his jokes for when I next go out. 24 minutes of sheer fun, and call me old fashioned but not one swear word!

[@corsair371]

Love his soft demeanor and funny one line jokes, clean and funny 😎👍

[@randomgrinn]

Why is, "clean" even a point worth mentioning? Has anyone in the history of the world ever been hurt by a dirty joke? I'd really like to know how it hurt them. It's the same as people believing that seeing someone without clothes is magically bad. HOW is it bad?

[@lenom1289]

​@@randomgrinnIt baffles me too. I don't mind dirty jokes. What I cannot stand is screaming and jumping all over the place on stage.

[@greyberet1]

@@randomgrinn It may be bad for the person seeing you without your clothes on…? Just saying.

[@percyhawkins716]

@@randomgrinn A good parent wouldn't want his kids to hear it. It only serves to coarsen the culture and then it becomes a race to the bottom where anything goes no matter how disgusting. We're almost there.

[@benveach9689]

Most people have good taste and like clean Humor~We also know vulgarity is for the simple~

[@uraveragemike]

This guy and Robert Mac are the soo good at subverting your expectations for where a joke is going to go. Some comedians are so predictable, but it's refreshing to see talent like this!!

[@micahmanley613]

Thanks for putting that into words for me!

[@becauseIrock]

Is Robert Mac clean comedy, too? I've never heard of him, but might have to check him out, if he is!

[@billgreenidge6740]

Brian Regan's comedy is clean too

[@davidcarroll9917]

I love clever comedy! It takes real talent to come up with that many jokes.

[@bluenetmarketing]

It takes real talent to remember that many jokes.

[@greatnew_products7436]

It helps if you're married😮

[@WeatherDude556]

How have I not heard of this guy until now.? He is so good.

[@THP999]

Truly a lot of work goes into a set like this. Thank you sir

[@airgin3000]

This was genius... This guy would kill at parties. God Bless him. I needed a laugh.

[@musicloverme3993]

Homicide at parties? 🙃

[@xenocephalus]

Shows you can be absolutely hilarious telling mature, intelligent jokes without being raunchy. Really excellent.

[@danjwalker]

Seinfeld is the master of that. I saw him live roughly a decade ago. Every joke was completely new, no rehashes, and clean. He was amazing.

[@immasista6537]

Amen!

[@joebudi5136]

That is not easy to do. This guy is wow!

[@FrankPCarpi]

​@thesadwolf I'm going to have to look for his stand-up comedy. I never got into watching the TV show, but I don't really watch much TV.

[@guntertorfs6486]

" We don't have a pool " still trying to recuperate from that...

[@tlworkman]

This guy is hysterical!!! Need more of him, that wasn’t enough! ❤

[@rayburnyarborough4695]

Jeff Allen!

[@jonconley4424]

​@@rayburnyarborough4695Who is Jeff Allen??

[@rayburnyarborough4695]

@@jonconley4424 Dry Bar Comedy

[@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp]

Finally, a comedian who does not need to backstab and bad mouth personalities - using foul language and hoping that the public recognition of that person works as "click-bait".

[@Like_An_Eagle]

It picks up good at about 10 and a half minutes, and it's just non-stop smiles, chuckles, and straight-up cackling.

[@Like_An_Eagle]

12:50 🤣🤣 "I call my wife pumpkin because..."

[@simongibbs2986]

It's all about the delivery and this guy delivers. Loved it.

[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

This is quality and quantity in one happy package.

[@HYMC868]

That's what she said

[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

@@HYMC868 >*rimshot*

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

​@@HYMC868she said happy package, not small package, so don't get excited thinking you're going to score.

[@curtrice6060]

Brian is one of best I’ve seen in years ! 😍

[@Freeman361]

Nice.

[@haidijerlstrom6619]

I'm telling my sons to surprise me when I die about bury me or cremated me !!!!! That's a classic !!!! I haven't stopped belly gut laffing for last 13 1/2 minutes ....I can't stop smirking and I'm about to cramp out here listening to you !!! You are out of your genius mind I love you!!!!@@ an equal to Robin Williams processing and wit . You can do it all !!!!

[@IamGoen]

Ditto 🤣

[@AlderLatitude57]

I am "a certain age", and the ACME joke was an unexpected pure pleasure. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@unclebob53703]

beep beep!

[@terencefinnegan]

​@@edithdlp8045😂😂😂😂😢 2:00 SW😢 pm no😅 up at mo

[@novtek]

​@@edithdlp8045You saw re-runs. I saw them new in the early 70's.

[@rkarnes6304]

They were new in the 60s. I know, because I saw them then.

[@rkarnes6304]

Does anyone remember Johnny Quest? If you do, tell me the name of his dog and his sidekick.

[@Firecracker66]

This guy has phenomenal timing

[@meirahand]

Also great memory. Unlike story telling or observational comedy, this requires remembering a 100 unrelated jokes delivered in smooth speed AND perfect timing.

[@grtjr71]

Now if he was just funny

[@SPDFRK]

He has cadence.

[@marioalejandro7549]

And memory

[@johnqueen2754]

It's called dry humor, Jerry Seinfeld made millions of this type of comedy

[@kathyduby8150]

You're never too old. Funny is funny. Thank you, Brian.

[@GregCurtin45]

OUtstanding and brilliant. Thank you for sharing with us.

[@travislee9396]

Dude. I’ve not laughed this hard at clean humor since grade school. Thank you man. Guess you could say your routine is…out…standing. Be well. God bless.

[@LanceABoyle]

I love clean. Hate profanity.

[@alvarohernandez5341]

This is an extremely talented comedian. I hope to see more of him. Best of luck to you, and thank you for your humor!

[@arleneweiss3199]

Wow! This guy had me rolling from start to finish, so many wind-ups (I love wind-ups!) with twists you don't see coming! Way too funny every joke a winner and so is he! Hope to see much more of this very talented comedian, Bravo Brian Kiley!

[@djames6999]

Am I the only one hearing “mmm mmm mmm” after every joke?? Lmao I love this guy, he’s stifling his own laughter because he’s that hilarious lmfao

[@marydillonsalai8985]

It’s driving me crazy, I’m finding it extremely distracting.

[@denysarcuri1213]

I agree, but you've got to admit that was pretty funny stuff.@@marydillonsalai8985

[@peggyB7835]

It's more of a grunt. I would bet that he has Tourette's. Probably why he's so good at one-liners. He can be hilarious while working through a disability.

[@BarackObamaJedi]

​@@peggyB7835that would be so much more commendable if his condition is not just your wishful supposition

[@richpotter]

​@@marydillonsalai8985 Agreed. I found it very distracting too. If it is a disability, he needs to highlight it. If you're standing on a standup comedy stage with an elephant, you need to acknowledge the elephant.

[@pete-manley]

Brian is one of the best comedians I’ve seen in over 60 years, if not the best, on so many levels.

[@OlTrailDog]

You knocked it out of the ball park, bro.

[@a.t.nelson1670]

I am crying from laughing so hard. Thanks for making my work night so much more tolerable. 😂

[@weskal5490]

Never heard of Brian before this, but so glad I stumbled across this because had me in stitches from start to finish. Brilliant!!!

[@deannejohnson848]

I stumbled across him too and had never heard of him. It's such a treat to see a clean comedian in this day and time.

[@weskal5490]

@@deannejohnson848 Absolutely!

[@MesaGuitarGuy]

well done! I haven't laughed this much in a long time

[@NotchaBizness]

Same! I’m in tears

[@englishlearningtoday1539]

This is really brilliant. Thank you Mr Kiley

[@davidpost428]

He is non-stop Terrific!

[@kevincawthon8618]

This guy is one of the best comedians ever!

[@billgreenidge6740]

Agreed!!

[@HolywellFilms]

This guy is great and funny. It's always nice to hear good clean jokes without the swearing and cursing.

[@immasista6537]

Amen!

[@cindyroy8541]

Hillarius!! Charming!! Clean humour. This guy is a riot!! Love it Love it. 🥰😂🤣😂thanks for the laughs. 👏👏

[@denysarcuri1213]

"Hilarious." I agree.

[@cindyroy8541]

@@denysarcuri1213 😎👍

[@mikefinger8374]

That was great. Entertaining the whole time. Wish you well!

[@wadewright1193]

This guy is really great at comedy!I love his sense of humor.

[@grinpick]

The fact I've never heard of Brian Kiley probably reflects mostly on me. I like him. Good delivery. Very good material.

[@jam1870utube]

turns out this guy is a long time friend/writer for Conan O'Brien. I didn't know who he was either until Conan mentioned him while I was listening to his podcast, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, and he was doing an impression of Brian as if he were performing at the Apollo. 🤣🤣 Hilarious.

[@malcom5782]

Yooo, this guy has me and my family choking on supper

[@OverkilledUnderdog]

This guy is GOOD. One of the best ive heard in a long while. 😂

[@johnrborges2363]

It's 11:30pm on Friday night and I woke my wife up because I was laughing so loud. I'm shopping on Amazon and listening to this guy. 🧑🏻🤣😄

[@LolaElImam1]

Where has this man been all my life? Excessively hilarious 🤣😂😂😂

[@kehtang]

a true comedian. no cursing and nothing below the belt. I can't believe that exists these days!!!

[@JRotten]

First time seeing this guy. Great clean act.

[@AgostinoMaiello]

What an amazing set. Approx 70 jokes, and they're all good. Brilliant!

[@RicoCosta317]

The pool boy joke is one of the funniest I've heard from anyone ever. I've stolen it several times with great success! 🤣

[@johnshuster9475]

Yeah, it's my favorite too! So well timed.

[@guntertorfs6486]

@@johnshuster9475 Mine too ! Even among all of his excellent material.

[@tinkerlynch5276]

Remarkable performance and not one curse word !!!

[@MillerFBaby91]

I actually believe there’s no cursing on this platform. I’ve yet to hear a comic use one and this is maybe my 7th or 8th video

[@immasista6537]

Amen!!!

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

It's Dry Bar. The venue is in Utah and it's a dry bar.

[@CarolVond]

THIS is the BEST stand-up I've ever heard of.

[@jayceewedmak9524]

Robert Mac is excellent as well 👍

[@jackieboyette2999]

😂😅🎉oh my gosh..clean comedy at its best...thank you!!!

[@rainacherienne1010]

This man is so good! I think even the best on Dry Bar. First time I see him, please more!

[@joebudi5136]

I rarely laugh at jokes anymore. Laughed the whole way through. This guy is A Grade funny.

[@philm.8756]

Wow! Glad I gave him a chance. Very, very funny!! Outstanding and clever.

[@johnmiller1947]

This guy's great, hope to seen more of him. I can't believe he's not better known.

[@lancedom6349]

He will be. (Better known).

[@raffriff42]

True true. IMDB says he’s been a writer for Conan O’Brien since the 90s.

[@joebudi5136]

I just found him today. TOTAL FAN NOW! Soooo good!

[@richmorelli5950]

This guy is awesome, really enjoyed his show!

[@brianogorman4506]

This is why I love youtube…I get to experience quality comedy from around the world. A really funny, inoffensive comedian…not many about. Would like to hear what other material he has. Congratulations from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@immasista6537]

Havin a bad day & came across dis dude & lolmbo oh me goodyness! Lawd have mercy! He funny! 😂🤣😅 God Bless dis guy for humor with NO profanity!!!

[@scenestealer007]

This type of comedy is rare and hilarious! Reminds me of foundational comedians like Sinbad. Good stuff.

[@stevemcelmury4618]

This guy is incredible... I WILL repeat much of his great material for family & friends... thanks, Brian!

[@sripadbhat8014]

I had the privilege of watching many outstanding stand up comedians. But this guy is simply out of this world!!

[@Bitdog4U]

Brian Kiley may be one of the best. Great clean fun, is refreshing. A good laugh a day, keeps the doctor away.

[@princejohn6560]

No swearing at all. Amazing

[@brandonsmith666]

it would of been better with it…

[@FoulPet]

​@@brandonsmith666 Doubt that

[@joshuaguenin9507]

@princejohn6560 Almost like its the Drybar....

[@byrons1339]

This guy is great... Good clean humor without the politics, race, class or gender non-sense. I guess he won't be going on late night TV comedy anytime soon.

[@videodistro]

Swearing and off color "jokes" are for those who don't know how to be funny unless they reach back to their potty talk days as an 8 year old.

[@richardpayton9671]

His delivery and timing are pitch perfect! "We don't HAVE a pool". "We were told we were unable to have children (pause) by our landlord". Combine it with the low key delivery and you have the perfect routine!

[@johndutton3679]

I call my wife pumpkin because she gets smashed around the holidays is one of the best one-liners known to mankind. I used to hire this guy on Martha's Vineyard and he's one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Breath of fresh air in the comedy business!

[@GaryMillyz]

You went and picked maybe the 50th best joke in this video alone. Amazing how different people's sense of humor can be. There are seriously dozens of better/more creative jokes here.

[@johndutton3679]

​@@GaryMillyzthat's a really good point because after every show I produced I would have people come up to me and say the second guy was the best ever and within minutes another person would say the worst. It's kind of interesting how that works. Just a matter of taste

[@chrissmurray255]

Super stuff. Some real laugh-out-loud moments there.

[@CoreaKixx420]

Thank you, my man!!! That was comedy GOLD!!! Every single one-liner killed for 24 straight minutes. WOW!!

[@chrissharkey9644]

Absolutely fantastic!

[@johnwood551]

“She worked at the DMV 40 years and waited on almost a DOZEN customers “ 😂🤣

[@dielaughing73]

That was a great one because you could see it coming but it was still funny

[@shanakacomedy]

This was the only one I didn't get, can someone pls explain it to a European 😭

[@dielaughing73]

@@shanakacomedy service at the DMV is famously slow. It's basically the only thing anyone ever says about it

[@shanakacomedy]

@@dielaughing73 Okay I see, thank you!

[@heather6668]

LOL That many????

[@marcylinane5977]

Oh my goodness, how funny is this guy!!! Non stop rolling on the floor laughing 😂

[@Bambihunter1971]

The cat joke reminded me... My sister had a male cat the kids named Claude. Then Claude started tearing up furniture when he got older so they took him to the vet. When he came home, they forever then started calling him DeClaude. Honestly! Those kids are hysterical!

[@suraya1224]

That was a good one, I cdnt imagine what he was going to say abt the cat!

[@suraya1224]

I'm sure the cat didn't think so! You paid the vet to amputate the cat's front knuckles. It's a horrible surgery that shd be outlawed. It causes spine problems, aggression problems, litterbox problems, and removes the cat's only defense, in case he ever gets outside. Shame on you. Ppl shdnt get a cat, if they care more abt the furniture.

[@terryshaw3493]

This guy is great! He got me smiling and laughing through the entire act. thank you 🙂

[@steveblanchard9473]

So brilliant to be made to laugh without a single swear word....

[@ajishgopan]

Class act! Jokes are so rich and timing is impeccable. Great credentials and so humble abt it.

[@lorigreenberg4797]

So hilarious exhausted from laughing so much!

[@HyacinthDaisyRose]

I haven’t laughed so hard or cried or had to blow my nose, coughing laughing so much at this guy! Funniest person I’ve seen! 😅

[@Lint_Julep]

This was very good! Really enjoyed this, Thank you!

[@vonkash4791]

Comedic genius, da new king of 1 liners

[@mwhite1474]

Brian is incredibly witty. Great delivery. I'm definitely a mega fan. Can't stop laughing!

[@terryadams3489]

thank who put this up very much . This guy needs to be heard.

[@marthy33]

The most one-liners is also THE BEST. Thanks for this fantastic video.

[@Rasreporter]

Excellent work, it was done so effortlessly

[@pennyb2245]

Genius! Literally one laugh after another 😂😂😂

[@janislohman8125]

Havent laughed that hard or long for some time. Well done, gonna rewatch , thanks . GOD bless you merry Christmas and a prosperous healthy safe and HAPPY New Year.

[@kathyricks516]

🎉😂😂😂😂

[@Fuliginosus]

Never heard of this guy, but he's a laugh riot!

[@jamesmack3314]

Excellent comedian..perfect delivery,simple and very funny.

[@robertmoye7565]

Such absolutely brilliant and creative material that really speaks to my generation (72). Enormously entertaining.

[@hairyhoudini5565]

'My Generation' was 1965, Who knew.

[@robertmoye7565]

72 is my age@@hairyhoudini5565.

[@cbucsok]

This guy is so good, I can't believe I have never heard of him before today.

[@c3r1c38]

Thanks!

[@pm12321]

Hilarious 🤣, and good relaxed pace. Really liked Brian, and I'm only discovering him now. I've added him to my list of comedians to watch 👍

[@Swotube]

I imagine Stephen Wright doing all these bits. They work perfectly.

[@kendallevans4079]

Naw....this guy is better. Wright is his own biggest fan

[@keisi1574]

​@@kendallevans4079Yeah, he blows. Some people think he's really cool.

[@kendallevans4079]

@@keisi1574 Wright's delivery is unique for about 10 minutes, then it gets annoying!

[@suraya1224]

​@@keisi1574 He IS. The thing that changed the quality of his very original act, was when he started wearing a hat, and smiling after his jokes. When he was the deadpan, sad- sack, his act was more physical & made it more funny/ absurd/original.

[@tejas_1953]

You have a new fan, Brian.

[@MediaLieDetector]

Brian has been around a long time. Great writer and comedian. Tip him if you can afford it. He’s a treasure.