The Most One-Liners You'll Ever Hear In A Comedy Show. Brian Kiley - Full Special

[@WatchtowerHunter]

How in the world have I not heard of this guy before? What a wonderful, clean, quirky performance. I have not laughed this hard in a while.

[@richardkingham7183]

Me too, absolutely hilarious and no swearing either. What a comic genius 😊

[@qhorseman]

​@@richardkingham7183😊😅😅😅😊

[@kajlove1]

@@richardkingham7183Sooo funny!😂

[@leviefrauim1425]

Brian is a former writer for Conan O'Brien.

[@HDKorp4725]

​@@leviefrauim1425Conan is not this funny!

[@joannapilgrim]

I love how the one-liners are connected, telling a whole story. That's comedic intelligence and I appreciate it very much.

[@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp]

Intelligence it is that got me. I wish speech writers had that talent to say in a few words right on the nail instead of the standard - saying what I am going to say etc etc.

[@thomasludwig9117]

Clever humor, witty, makes you connect the dots. And all his jokes are winners.

[@ibperson7765]

And he remembers them…

[@patrickmcguire451]

Sometimes the right comedian comes along at the right time I really appreciate it

[@Skizze37]

Let me know when he shows up

[@WildbunchDM]

Original nonstop comedy with no preambles.. Just pure laughter from start to finish. I keep watching this video again and again and wonder each time, why oh why have I never heard of him or seen him before? I wish him all the success, fame and fortune he desires.

[@woollyprimate]

I looked him up. I think he used to be a writer for Conan O'Brien.

[@GaryMillyz]

💯

[@LuckyCharms777]

@@woollyprimate Wow, he was on Team Coco for 26 years. Definitely need to keep an eye out for him, Conan had the funniest talk shows bar none. He could still beat out the current crop of talk show hosts.

[@susansmith596]

Mr. Clean

[@PacoOtis]

Roger that!

[@andrewc6837]

This is so refreshing. No politics, no obscenities...just really funny!

[@joebudi5136]

This guy was REALLY good. I rarely laugh. This guy has me in stitches and in rated G!

[@marthajohnston4334]

It's not funny. You're delusional

[@marthajohnston4334]

​@@joebudi5136rated G is inferior to rated X

[@tonimilstead5089]

I've watched this three times and it's still hysterical 😂😂

[@johnp.johnson1541]

Baby Hitler = deep politics.

[@timmorrow9780]

Brian Kiley has an outstanding wit and sense of timing. I love his ability to put an intelligent, comedic twist on multiple subjects with perfect timing.

[@roxd8885]

Made me miss Boston, and the accent !

[@darrenbjayne]

It still amazes me that even after studying stand-up for 50 years, I am able to chance upon talented comedians such as Brian Kiley who can make me roar with laughter whilst spitting my drink out. The number of comments praising him is a testament to his brilliance. Thank you. x

[@endokrin7897]

"Studying stand-up" 😂

[@darrenbjayne]

@@endokrin7897 Yes, for various jobs. Would you prefer I used the term, took a keen interest?

[@Tokinjester]

​@@darrenbjayneif you studied stand-up for real, you can't seriously say this guy is anywhere near the same league as Tim Vine, Milton Jones or Stewart Frances...am I right?!

[@joebudi5136]

I rarely laugh. This guy was HILLARIOUS! AND RATED G WTF!?!?

[@GaryMillyz]

@@Tokinjester The fact that you don't realize this guy is top tier means, in my humble opinion, you have zero appreciation for clever humor.

[@edwardcurry8299]

I'm 73 years old and I couldn't stop laughing at everything he said. You don't know what's coming and he keeps you off guard. Very wise and intelligent humor🎉

[@shannonpincombe8485]

He was brilliant! That 25 mins just flew by with me laughing at every joke. Wonderful timing and great sense of humour.

Great jokes, with no cursing or strong language. Very talented 👏

[@davidkornblum1360]

That's why I like this guy. Clean and hilarious

[@WydeAWake-yc3tp]

Laughed out loud multiple times. Love this guy!

[@michellestocken1165]

No swearing is so refreshing!

[@johnqueen2754]

Yes sir

[@Gloriagal78]

Same!😂

[@kajlove1]

Me too, I watch him almost every night!😂

[@overcomeego3893]

Me too, what are you trying to quit...😅

[@corsair371]

Love his soft demeanor and funny one line jokes, clean and funny 😎👍

[@randomgrinn]

Why is, "clean" even a point worth mentioning? Has anyone in the history of the world ever been hurt by a dirty joke? I'd really like to know how it hurt them. It's the same as people believing that seeing someone without clothes is magically bad. HOW is it bad?

[@lenom1289]

​@@randomgrinnIt baffles me too. I don't mind dirty jokes. What I cannot stand is screaming and jumping all over the place on stage.

[@greyberet1]

@@randomgrinn It may be bad for the person seeing you without your clothes on…? Just saying.

[@percyhawkins716]

@@randomgrinn A good parent wouldn't want his kids to hear it. It only serves to coarsen the culture and then it becomes a race to the bottom where anything goes no matter how disgusting. We're almost there.

[@benveach9689]

Most people have good taste and like clean Humor~We also know vulgarity is for the simple~

[@georgebennett3197]

English chap here from London. Brian Kiley - a name to remember. I really did laugh out loud. We need him to tour over here. He's brilliant.

[@darrenbjayne]

@georgebennett3197, I will be right behind you in the queue to see this guy. Loved him. x

[@larry77117]

thank you for giving us His name.

[@peterfitzpatrick7032]

​@@larry77117tbf, its in the description... 🤷‍♂️

[@simongibbs2986]

It's all about the delivery and this guy delivers. Loved it.

[@TomahawkKid56]

What a joy, I wish I could remember just a few of his jokes for when I next go out. 24 minutes of sheer fun, and call me old fashioned but not one swear word!

[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

This is quality and quantity in one happy package.

[@HYMC868]

That's what she said

[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

@@HYMC868 >*rimshot*

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

​@@HYMC868she said happy package, not small package, so don't get excited thinking you're going to score.

[@curtrice6060]

Brian is one of best I’ve seen in years ! 😍

[@Freeman361]

Nice.

[@tlworkman]

This guy is hysterical!!! Need more of him, that wasn’t enough! ❤

[@rayburnyarborough4695]

Jeff Allen!

[@jonconley4424]

​@@rayburnyarborough4695Who is Jeff Allen??

[@rayburnyarborough4695]

@@jonconley4424 Dry Bar Comedy

[@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp]

Finally, a comedian who does not need to backstab and bad mouth personalities - using foul language and hoping that the public recognition of that person works as "click-bait".

[@Firecracker66]

This guy has phenomenal timing

[@meirahand]

Also great memory. Unlike story telling or observational comedy, this requires remembering a 100 unrelated jokes delivered in smooth speed AND perfect timing.

[@grtjr71]

Now if he was just funny

[@SPDFRK]

He has cadence.

[@marioalejandro7549]

And memory

[@johnqueen2754]

It's called dry humor, Jerry Seinfeld made millions of this type of comedy

[@ChristmasTrain1225]

This was awesome. I had tears laughing. This goes to show you that no vulgar words are needed for a comedian to be funny. Loved it.

[@kevincawthon8618]

This guy is one of the best comedians ever!

[@xenocephalus]

Shows you can be absolutely hilarious telling mature, intelligent jokes without being raunchy. Really excellent.

[@danjwalker]

Seinfeld is the master of that. I saw him live roughly a decade ago. Every joke was completely new, no rehashes, and clean. He was amazing.

[@immasista6537]

Amen!

[@joebudi5136]

That is not easy to do. This guy is wow!

[@FrankPCarpi]

​@thesadwolf I'm going to have to look for his stand-up comedy. I never got into watching the TV show, but I don't really watch much TV.

[@guntertorfs6486]

" We don't have a pool " still trying to recuperate from that...

[@uraveragemike]

This guy and Robert Mac are the soo good at subverting your expectations for where a joke is going to go. Some comedians are so predictable, but it's refreshing to see talent like this!!

[@micahmanley613]

Thanks for putting that into words for me!

[@becauseIrock]

Is Robert Mac clean comedy, too? I've never heard of him, but might have to check him out, if he is!

[@kathyduby8150]

You're never too old. Funny is funny. Thank you, Brian.

[@kekoal7300]

Absolutely loved this comedian, his one liners had me laughing throughout his routine.

[@WeatherDude556]

How have I not heard of this guy until now.? He is so good.

[@davidcarroll9917]

I love clever comedy! It takes real talent to come up with that many jokes.

[@bluenetmarketing]

It takes real talent to remember that many jokes.

[@greatnew_products7436]

It helps if you're married😮

[@haidijerlstrom6619]

I'm telling my sons to surprise me when I die about bury me or cremated me !!!!! That's a classic !!!! I haven't stopped belly gut laffing for last 13 1/2 minutes ....I can't stop smirking and I'm about to cramp out here listening to you !!! You are out of your genius mind I love you!!!!@@ an equal to Robin Williams processing and wit . You can do it all !!!!

[@IamGoen]

Ditto 🤣

[@airgin3000]

This was genius... This guy would kill at parties. God Bless him. I needed a laugh.

[@musicloverme3993]

Homicide at parties? 🙃

[@THP999]

Truly a lot of work goes into a set like this. Thank you sir

[@wadewright1193]

This guy is really great at comedy!I love his sense of humor.

[@AlderLatitude57]

I am "a certain age", and the ACME joke was an unexpected pure pleasure. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@unclebob53703]

beep beep!

[@terencefinnegan]

​@@edithdlp8045😂😂😂😂😢 2:00 SW😢 pm no😅 up at mo

[@novtek]

​@@edithdlp8045You saw re-runs. I saw them new in the early 70's.

[@rkarnes6304]

They were new in the 60s. I know, because I saw them then.

[@rkarnes6304]

Does anyone remember Johnny Quest? If you do, tell me the name of his dog and his sidekick.

[@cindyroy8541]

Hillarius!! Charming!! Clean humour. This guy is a riot!! Love it Love it. 🥰😂🤣😂thanks for the laughs. 👏👏

[@denysarcuri1213]

"Hilarious." I agree.

[@cindyroy8541]

@@denysarcuri1213 😎👍

[@djames6999]

Am I the only one hearing “mmm mmm mmm” after every joke?? Lmao I love this guy, he’s stifling his own laughter because he’s that hilarious lmfao

[@marydillonsalai8985]

It’s driving me crazy, I’m finding it extremely distracting.

[@denysarcuri1213]

I agree, but you've got to admit that was pretty funny stuff.@@marydillonsalai8985

[@peggyB7835]

It's more of a grunt. I would bet that he has Tourette's. Probably why he's so good at one-liners. He can be hilarious while working through a disability.

[@BarackObamaJedi]

​@@peggyB7835that would be so much more commendable if his condition is not just your wishful supposition

[@richpotter]

​@@marydillonsalai8985 Agreed. I found it very distracting too. If it is a disability, he needs to highlight it. If you're standing on a standup comedy stage with an elephant, you need to acknowledge the elephant.

[@weskal5490]

Never heard of Brian before this, but so glad I stumbled across this because had me in stitches from start to finish. Brilliant!!!

[@deannejohnson848]

I stumbled across him too and had never heard of him. It's such a treat to see a clean comedian in this day and time.

[@weskal5490]

@@deannejohnson848 Absolutely!

[@GregCurtin45]

OUtstanding and brilliant. Thank you for sharing with us.

[@HolywellFilms]

This guy is great and funny. It's always nice to hear good clean jokes without the swearing and cursing.

[@immasista6537]

Amen!

[@charcoalanderson8010]

Well he only looks a week old so he's probably yet to learn any.

[@MesaGuitarGuy]

well done! I haven't laughed this much in a long time

[@alvarohernandez5341]

This is an extremely talented comedian. I hope to see more of him. Best of luck to you, and thank you for your humor!

[@immasista6537]

Havin a bad day & came across dis dude & lolmbo oh me goodyness! Lawd have mercy! He funny! 😂🤣😅 God Bless dis guy for humor with NO profanity!!!

[@travislee9396]

Dude. I’ve not laughed this hard at clean humor since grade school. Thank you man. Guess you could say your routine is…out…standing. Be well. God bless.

[@LanceABoyle]

I love clean. Hate profanity.

[@johnwood551]

“She worked at the DMV 40 years and waited on almost a DOZEN customers “ 😂🤣

[@dielaughing73]

That was a great one because you could see it coming but it was still funny

[@shanakacomedy]

This was the only one I didn't get, can someone pls explain it to a European 😭

[@dielaughing73]

@@shanakacomedy service at the DMV is famously slow. It's basically the only thing anyone ever says about it

[@shanakacomedy]

@@dielaughing73 Okay I see, thank you!

[@heather6668]

LOL That many????

[@CarolVond]

THIS is the BEST stand-up I've ever heard of.

[@jayceewedmak9524]

Robert Mac is excellent as well 👍

[@a.t.nelson1670]

I am crying from laughing so hard. Thanks for making my work night so much more tolerable. 😂

[@philm.8756]

Wow! Glad I gave him a chance. Very, very funny!! Outstanding and clever.

[@malcom5782]

Yooo, this guy has me and my family choking on supper

[@tinkerlynch5276]

Remarkable performance and not one curse word !!!

[@MillerFBaby91]

I actually believe there’s no cursing on this platform. I’ve yet to hear a comic use one and this is maybe my 7th or 8th video

[@immasista6537]

Amen!!!

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

It's Dry Bar. The venue is in Utah and it's a dry bar.

[@user-xg4td3gg7e]

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

[@philipmcculley5221]

😂😂😂

[@1972TJJ]

🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[@TerriYoung-n3n]

Sweet

[@lovinpapa]

Gotta COVID joke but 99.9% chance you won't get it....

[@winonamassingill7895]

A lot of people think 🤔 this guy is funny. I caught some of his jokes and I thought they were funny but a lot of them passed right over my head. Maybe because I’m a 79 year old woman. Maybe I would have understood more of them if I had been younger. 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂

[@Bambihunter1971]

The cat joke reminded me... My sister had a male cat the kids named Claude. Then Claude started tearing up furniture when he got older so they took him to the vet. When he came home, they forever then started calling him DeClaude. Honestly! Those kids are hysterical!

[@LolaElImam1]

Where has this man been all my life? Excessively hilarious 🤣😂😂😂

[@grinpick]

The fact I've never heard of Brian Kiley probably reflects mostly on me. I like him. Good delivery. Very good material.

[@jam1870utube]

turns out this guy is a long time friend/writer for Conan O'Brien. I didn't know who he was either until Conan mentioned him while I was listening to his podcast, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, and he was doing an impression of Brian as if he were performing at the Apollo. 🤣🤣 Hilarious.

[@arleneweiss3199]

Wow! This guy had me rolling from start to finish, so many wind-ups (I love wind-ups!) with twists you don't see coming! Way too funny every joke a winner and so is he! Hope to see much more of this very talented comedian, Bravo Brian Kiley!

[@brianogorman4506]

This is why I love youtube…I get to experience quality comedy from around the world. A really funny, inoffensive comedian…not many about. Would like to hear what other material he has. Congratulations from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@OlTrailDog]

You knocked it out of the ball park, bro.

[@rainacherienne1010]

This man is so good! I think even the best on Dry Bar. First time I see him, please more!

[@joebudi5136]

I rarely laugh at jokes anymore. Laughed the whole way through. This guy is A Grade funny.

[@johnmiller1947]

This guy's great, hope to seen more of him. I can't believe he's not better known.

[@lancedom6349]

He will be. (Better known).

[@raffriff42]

True true. IMDB says he’s been a writer for Conan O’Brien since the 90s.

[@joebudi5136]

I just found him today. TOTAL FAN NOW! Soooo good!

[@RicoCosta317]

The pool boy joke is one of the funniest I've heard from anyone ever. I've stolen it several times with great success! 🤣

[@johnshuster9475]

Yeah, it's my favorite too! So well timed.

[@guntertorfs6486]

@@johnshuster9475 Mine too ! Even among all of his excellent material.

[@princejohn6560]

No swearing at all. Amazing

[@brandonsmith666]

it would of been better with it…

[@FoulPet]

​@@brandonsmith666 Doubt that

[@joshuaguenin9507]

@princejohn6560 Almost like its the Drybar....

[@byrons1339]

This guy is great... Good clean humor without the politics, race, class or gender non-sense. I guess he won't be going on late night TV comedy anytime soon.

[@videodistro]

Swearing and off color "jokes" are for those who don't know how to be funny unless they reach back to their potty talk days as an 8 year old.

[@Swotube]

I imagine Stephen Wright doing all these bits. They work perfectly.

[@kendallevans4079]

Naw....this guy is better. Wright is his own biggest fan

[@keisi1574]

​@@kendallevans4079Yeah, he blows. Some people think he's really cool.

[@kendallevans4079]

@@keisi1574 Wright's delivery is unique for about 10 minutes, then it gets annoying!

[@johndutton3679]

I call my wife pumpkin because she gets smashed around the holidays is one of the best one-liners known to mankind. I used to hire this guy on Martha's Vineyard and he's one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Breath of fresh air in the comedy business!

[@GaryMillyz]

You went and picked maybe the 50th best joke in this video alone. Amazing how different people's sense of humor can be. There are seriously dozens of better/more creative jokes here.

[@johndutton3679]

​@@GaryMillyzthat's a really good point because after every show I produced I would have people come up to me and say the second guy was the best ever and within minutes another person would say the worst. It's kind of interesting how that works. Just a matter of taste

[@Suzette_Lilyrose]

Loved him. Thank you wife and kids ✨✨✨

[@Nyeupe-Nguvu]

I Actually did Not Want This One to End

[@englishlearningtoday1539]

This is really brilliant. Thank you Mr Kiley

[@AgostinoMaiello]

What an amazing set. Approx 70 jokes, and they're all good. Brilliant!

[@kehtang]

a true comedian. no cursing and nothing below the belt. I can't believe that exists these days!!!

[@scenestealer007]

This type of comedy is rare and hilarious! Reminds me of foundational comedians like Sinbad. Good stuff.

[@stevemcelmury4618]

This guy is incredible... I WILL repeat much of his great material for family & friends... thanks, Brian!

[@johnrborges2363]

It's 11:30pm on Friday night and I woke my wife up because I was laughing so loud. I'm shopping on Amazon and listening to this guy. 🧑🏻🤣😄

[@ajishgopan]

Class act! Jokes are so rich and timing is impeccable. Great credentials and so humble abt it.

[@richardpayton9671]

His delivery and timing are pitch perfect! "We don't HAVE a pool". "We were told we were unable to have children (pause) by our landlord". Combine it with the low key delivery and you have the perfect routine!

[@Rasreporter]

Excellent work, it was done so effortlessly

[@mikefinger8374]

That was great. Entertaining the whole time. Wish you well!

[@terryshaw3493]

This guy is great! He got me smiling and laughing through the entire act. thank you 🙂

[@tejas_1953]

You have a new fan, Brian.

[@vonkash4791]

Comedic genius, da new king of 1 liners

[@janislohman8125]

Havent laughed that hard or long for some time. Well done, gonna rewatch , thanks . GOD bless you merry Christmas and a prosperous healthy safe and HAPPY New Year.

[@kathyricks516]

🎉😂😂😂😂

[@CoreaKixx420]

Thank you, my man!!! That was comedy GOLD!!! Every single one-liner killed for 24 straight minutes. WOW!!

[@richmorelli5950]

This guy is awesome, really enjoyed his show!

[@jamesmack3314]

Excellent comedian..perfect delivery,simple and very funny.

[@robertmoye7565]

Such absolutely brilliant and creative material that really speaks to my generation (72). Enormously entertaining.

[@hairyhoudini5565]

'My Generation' was 1965, Who knew.

[@robertmoye7565]

72 is my age@@hairyhoudini5565.

[@pennyb2245]

Genius! Literally one laugh after another 😂😂😂

[@mgrdost8491]

Thanks!

[@Howeverwhatabout]

Brian is one of the best comedians I’ve seen in over 60 years, if not the best, on so many levels.

[@pm12321]

Hilarious 🤣, and good relaxed pace. Really liked Brian, and I'm only discovering him now. I've added him to my list of comedians to watch 👍

[@pappydaddy7447]

Great job Brian. Awesome.

[@Patrick_Cooper]

His one liners go beyond the "Take my wife, Please...

[@JRotten]

First time seeing this guy. Great clean act.

[@marcylinane5977]

Oh my goodness, how funny is this guy!!! Non stop rolling on the floor laughing 😂

[@markwilson9101]

Best one liners I have heard in a long time!

[@OverkilledUnderdog]

This guy is GOOD. One of the best ive heard in a long while. 😂

[@WolcottWu]

Quite a relief from headliners who cannot form a sentence with the word "MF".

[@MurtazaTalib]

Just Wow. Every joke was delivered with perfect timing. So lucky to have stumbled upon this gem!

[@PamelaCulp-k7v]

This is my first time seeing Mr. Kiley. He is so flippin funny. I'm looking forward to seeing a lot more from him. Thanks 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤

[@Certifiedinc2013]

This guy is the King of dad jokes lol

[@CMDRRustyDog]

Two words:- Tim Vine

[@joebudi5136]

I wonder if his kids think he is funny. . They don't have to being his kids and all.

[@antMANscochiey]

This was great, had a huge smile on my face the whole time

[@steveblanchard9473]

So brilliant to be made to laugh without a single swear word....

[@chrissharkey9644]

Absolutely fantastic!

[@PK-blue]

So good! Didn’t expect to watch the whole thing but I was hooked from start to finish and had a good laugh. Thank you Brian!

[@minutewithmark7564]

He was excellent and it reminded me of the OG comedy I grew up with. Bada Bing Bada Boom

[@AnnaTravis-c5p]

This guy is hilarious! Haven't laughed out loud so much watching him 😅

[@grizzkid795]

Good act to take a date without being embarrassed by endless profanity.

[@thebigfist]

Yes, that's why the Dry- Bar comedians are so appealing since folks are getting fed-up with the same old moronic, foul- mouthed, politically obsessed garbage that tries to pass itself off as comedy.

[@iandeeightiesman]

Try some Brian Regan if you feel like that.