4 True College Horror Stories

These are 4 stories that all take place in a college setting, with locations raging from dorms, a frat party, and a campus nature preserve. All of the stories in this video were sent in by subscribers.
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[@loganbeaumont2490]

Bro i spent like 20 minutes of my life just reading dale roasts the internet brutal af lmao

[@idioticdemon2619]

yeah.

[@caedencesilva2341]

Me too

[@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey]

Most of those roasts were old, worn out jokes that have been shared a million times and remain completely overused. Just like Dale's mom.

[@jedsnts5158]

@@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey ggcmc gc ml GH lg Lg Gu Char said n hhmhdgy

[@mop1263]

LOL

[@claytonwilliams26]

Legend has it Dale still hasn’t found his toothbrush

[@epicgamer9515]

CONGRATULATIONS YOU MADE ME LAUGH AND STILL LAUGHING

[@joshcrismore9172]

Great

[@benmiller453]

lol

[@tanyaradzwachakanyuka471]

😂😂😂☠️

[@paytonk01]

Legend has it Dale woke up late and was late to class because he couldn’t find his toothbrush

[@AnansitheSpider8]

Dale is the type of guy to keep his eyes closed on a blind date.

[@cilliansands6166]

Genius! 😂

[@zycloneyt1447]

💀.

[@zycloneyt1447]

“Dale is the type of guy that sleeps on his bed sitting up”

[@Juve-vo3ie]

That’s low key smart 😂

[@TyeArtisik]

😹

[@ayuCc.]

Dale is the kind of guy to stare at a juice bottle because it says “concentrate”.

[@mybatteryisalmostdead]

this ones the best lmfao

[@Cloud9Skies]

yep, this one is it

[@lollypop3718]

that's hilarious!!! I'll have to use that sometime.

[@Dudewhoexistsalot]

@@lollypop3718 juice bottle: I murdered your dad..

[@RachelParker-1977]

Brilliant.

[@brooke2026]

Dales the type of guy that reminds his teacher about homework even when he didn’t do it

[@shelbymcdonald793]

Someone in my class would do that

[@rallazarthemagnificent3765]

@@shelbymcdonald793 Legit thought you wrote "closet" instead of class.

[@sturrrdy]

evidence that chicks aren’t funny

[@erzo8890]

@@sturrrdy sexist misogynist

[@sturrrdy]

Ozirus basement dwelling crybaby ;)

[@martycoleman3801]

Dale is the type of guy to get roasted by 5,000 people in a KZbin comment section

[@nittynatsha4346]

Agreeeed

[@asapgolden]

19 thou lmaooo

[@rosesareredeverybodyinugan7745]

The Second Story had croncy leaves

[@matthewmoriarty5835]

He probably is

[@moghraliamneeson]

Lol

[@skettlez9732]

Dale is the type of guy to try and fix breaking news.

[@dragoneater2008_]

breaking news turns into w o r k i n g n e w s

[@tafsibhuiyan8730]

😂

[@Blurr1d0.]

Nice one

[@himhim3344]

Dale is the type of guy that puts his mouth on the drinking fountain

[@kirishimaredriot4198]

for real tho

[@holysinnerxxx]

i saw a clip about this on an episode of parks and recs. Shit was hilarious!

[@TyeArtisik]

Ugh

[@FroggieBee]

Nasty🐝

[@ncaa12cfb92]

I love sucking the crust off a water fountain

[@The_D0C70R]

Dale is the type of guy to start swiping when you show him a picture on your phone

[@chloejbaker269]

Omg noo

[@icantthinkofaname15]

Lol

[@AnimeFrrTehWin]

He finds all your waifu pics 😖

[@enjoyphoenix7991]

@@AnimeFrrTehWin them proceeds to call them trash XD

[@AnimeFrrTehWin]

@@enjoyphoenix7991 😮 Id have to hurt him for that

[@Alynn312]

Imagine getting released from prison to find that there’s a whole YT comment section dedicated to you

[@i_love_you_somuch]

Dude idk whether I would be embarrassed or proud

[@pog4129]

Bro my names Dale and I'm fuckin laughing my ass off reading this comment section, straight paused the video on my ps4 to read the comments on my phone 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

[@JorgeGomez-hx5uu]

@@pog4129 that sounds so awesome. Shit Id be on the floor crying with laughter

[@ontoLovingMyself]

@M.K.D.S dale paused the video for embarrassment

[@ontoLovingMyself]

@@pog4129 Ahhh😂😂😂😂

[@twilight_lupinesilva4691]

Dale is the type of guy to keep everyone talking about him instead of the other 3 stories.

[@fungle.]

So true

[@DavidN16792]

Fr literally all dale comments 😂

[@TyeArtisik]

🤣😆😆

[@fayewitt9881]

Exactly!

[@akbar11]

Dale is the type of dude to talk about his feelings when the robber says to open up

[@addieerose]

yesss

[@thepopcultureauteur9638]

Beautiful 😂

[@thecomedypilot5894]

Police

[@Jungh00]

@@thecomedypilot5894 ?

[@PureM_]

He protecc He attac But most of all dale want his roommate bacc

[@rockmusic956]

More like his toothbrush bac

[@heathergmail934]

Omg I’m weak 😂

[@RishikaSonidiy]

Hahahahahahaahah

[@amandasimon5719]

ThePrince Karma 😂😂😂😂😂

[@catgurl1013]

@@rockmusic956 you should have commented that bro l

[@frens_till_the_end]

“I hear the sound of a zipper.” Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

[@madelineziller4726]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@itsmikefr]

BU dun

[@thenonsensegamer7810]

xD

[@laurensanchez7872]

DUN DUN

[@asst3879]

Honestly thought dale's put him in a body bag🤣

[@userl4and444]

Dale is the type of guy to sit behind a TV during a movie to see the behind the scenes.

[@sage_sonic]

This is gold☠️😭

[@tafsibhuiyan8730]

Underrated 😂

[@Dr-Random]

I love this one

[@etsunara.]

ffs bru 💀💀

[@DaPlenThing]

Lmaoo 😂😂😂

[@EthanPricco]

Dale is the kind of guy to throw his phone in the air when airplane mode is on.

[@Yahshuaismyeverything]

Lmfaooo

[@tafsibhuiyan8730]

😂

[@TyeArtisik]

Haaaa

[@sarasmith9450]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@ssieu]

Dale the type of guy to say 'Bless you' after a fart

[@ggorillaz4275]

Seo 😂😂

[@recommendatio]

😂🤣🤣😂

[@subtojoepwease3551]

That’s what I do xD

[@redhaalmayahi9686]

😂😂😂😂😆😭

[@stop3781]

Ewwww why are people laughing

[@purepolicefuckup1222]

Dale is that type of guy to wake you up n tell you he’s going to bed

[@Kamal_AL-Hinai]

What an idiot 😂😂😂

[@russellray3215]

hahahhaha

[@alyssajones4368]

Oh my word 😮

[@FoodMaster64]

The audios we listen to during corona virus lol

[@Taystee]

Shaquila Ball Mkay. Sure you will.

[@DJ792YT]

Dale is the type of guy to put a ruler next to his bed to see how long he slept

[@ZlykeFN]

stolen

[@mikeysrose]

Guys, I didn't think this needed to be said, but don't EVER EVER EVER drink a mystery substance handed to you by a creepy stranger at a party. Nothing good can come of that.

[@mirandamckiernan7125]

Lmao all these comments are about dale 😂

[@excellentdoor1356]

Including u

[@benreiley6813]

What's up with that? I mean seriously😂

[@davidnissim9203]

You just commented about Dale, technically

[@patricijagobina7104]

Miranda Mckiernan ikr haha

[@LimePestoLAUGH]

Dale a bitch nigga

[@Ambera3407]

Dale is the type of guy who would fail a personality test.

[@mvos858]

😂

[@projectjt3149]

DUUUUDE ☠️☠️☠️ So underrated

[@henrycalde1991]

Dale is the type of guy who would drop the soap in jail intentionally and say “I’ll get it!” Emphatically

[@sarasmith9450]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chiefgwopp1004]

*Dale Is The Type Of Guy Who Spills A Drink And Tries To Put It Back In The Cup*

[@kooxaldoxt5162]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@emmaabad3985]

This made my day! Thx

[@Amir-ny9bd]

L

[@dpflack1744]

Hey there and good evening bud lol.😂 did you watch the ball drop yesterday night I'm just wondering ok Bud lol.

[@dpflack1744]

@Weeaboo Annihilator hey there did you watch the ball drop yesterday night I'm just wondering ok bud lol.😂

[@moonbeam2742]

Dale's the type of person who would lick his finger before turning the page on a kindle

[@jaxyphyne9796]

Moonbeam274 this one got me 😂😂

[@Yahshuaismyeverything]

Wtf lol

[@Joker-mq7zr]

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣best comment

[@IaMRoylee]

Moonbeam274 🔥🔥🔥😂

[@alyssajones4368]

😁

[@MustacheCashStash125]

Dale’s the type of guy who turns his phone in to the Police to charge it.

[@OGCatDJM]

🤣

[@arden6025]

I'm dead

[@thevarietykid686]

I don’t fully get the joke

[@cheezburger4836]

​@@thevarietykid686 basically police charge you for something wrong you do, when they say charge they mean like give u a warrant or ticket

[@rainierromero2959]

@@thevarietykid686So essentially give his phone a ticket or a warrant, I know it’s silly 😂

[@59strawberries]

dale is a type of guy who doesn't drink water because hes already 70% water

[@LilGoats5868]

☠️☠️

[@josephscaduto9971]

Dale the type of dude to put a blanket over his PS4 when it’s on rest mode

[@-DabPronick-]

Lila Strickland lol wanna add me on Xbox my names DabProNick12

[@Taystee]

-DabProNick- Mines pornodyde66

[@alfiephillips9944]

@Milan Milanovic surely they didn’t allow that name😂

[@izaiahjirehtrinidad8082]

Dale the weird kid has a detective roomate

[@Yea418]

Underrated comment alert

[@theflyingfigurine1791]

Dale the type of guy to eat popcorn with a spoon

[@ILaunchNukes]

Or put ranch on pizza. Or put milk before cereal.

[@jar3987]

Or eat French fries with a fork

[@totenkopfan6296]

Why are people constantly hating on eating greasy ass food with spoons or forks? This is why i never let normal assholes touch my guns, ya probably eat KFC wings and then touch your keyboard without washing your hands! Even most Tweakers i met have less greasy and slimy hands than ya'll! it probably got all transfered to their hair though, but atleast they don't use it to grab things man...

[@jeffreyastudillo8851]

*slowly puts away spoon*

[@kubby3558]

The FLYING Figurine is that bad

[@minecloudd7852]

Dale’s the type of guy to show everyone his password when it says the option “show password”

[@zass2325]

I wouldn't even blame these people for roasting Dale LMAO

[@hickoryham2725]

Dale is the kind of guy to plant bird seed and try to grow a bird

[@yuliabykova1104]

hickory ham 😂😂😂

[@nyehkool-aidman4392]

yep

[@nyehkool-aidman4392]

LOL

[@ZENITH_PHOENIX]

LMAOOO 😂😂😂😂

[@alexanderwolters3391]

😂😂🤣🤣 lmfao

[@klaus6178]

Dale is the kind of guy to say "love you too" to a friend who said bye

[@emilybenedict6018]

Yea my ex boyfriend dale did that to my friend once

[@thesaltyhunter257]

Dale is the kind of guy that looks at a clock and asks what time it is

[@abrahamlincoln8748]

Dale’s the type of person that tries to drown a fish.

[@kooxaldoxt5162]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@rigolozano1913]

OMg ItS AbRAhAm LInCon

[@paulmcpoopiface1389]

@Weeaboo Annihilator Ronald Reagan

[@surge1993]

Hi Abe

[@mookeymouse8314]

Shouldn't you be winning a war?

[@GuyWithChainsaw]

"I woke up in a middle of the night to a sound of a zipper" *LOUDEST SOUND OF A ZIPPER IN THE UNIVERSE*

[@juicewrld822]

@GuyWithChainsaw... “It sounds more so as a relevant as a fart sound!” 🤣👏🏽

[@twizzyburgerx]

Or soemone wakes up easily idk

[@animeuniverse5586]

i thought zip sound was of dale pants

[@NintendoEnthusiast-oh7yb]

That zipper noise scared the hell out of me too

[@dingdongdropdead]

@@animeuniverse5586 Stepdale, what are you doing?

[@aesculapianpalak9871]

Dale is the kind of guy who'll gain muscle by drinking "Strong" coffee.

[@projectjt3149]

Errrr...I know I'm gonna get wooshed for this one, but that actually works. Caffeine for pre-workout

[@lsdeann_3293]

Dale is the kind of guy that leaves negative reviews with hundreds/thousands of hours played.

[@bobsalive950]

😂😂

[@TheDevilHydraProdsXXII]

dale is the type of guy to hop over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[@shelbymcdonald793]

Devil Serpent maybe dale just want to go over there so he can rub his tree

[@haydenthomson6179]

Apex Demon this is the best comment so far

[@robloxqueen5534]

The best comment I have read on this page.... 😂😂

[@carzongamez8960]

You got that from yo mama

[@TheDevilHydraProdsXXII]

@@carzongamez8960 it's actually my joke buddy.

[@edgarromero6409]

Dale the type of guy to sneeze with his eyes open

[@mybatteryisalmostdead]

Edgar Romero erm. I do that..

[@liamountain]

@@mybatteryisalmostdead see your name

[@mybatteryisalmostdead]

Liatama Mauga its not an opinion, dumbass

[@natashathaker9425]

Edgar Romero do you know that you will die if that happens?

[@snowrider48]

Is that even possible? You’d have to blink atleast

[@Anonymous-qr5hc]

Dale is the kind of guy to say "Should I avoid it?" when someone says to watch out there's glass on the floor

[@karterb6603]

everyone in the comments: “dale is the type of person...” me: smashes like button*

[@Gabriela5gg]

Lol samee😂😂😂🤷‍♀️

[@mohammadbader7268]

Fax

[@dumbdoggi8727]

There was 666 likes so I made it 667, your welcome

[@Income_Clips]

Karter Burke 1000th like!

[@itsimjrsee1254]

You ment cardi b

[@busseyfamily4563]

Dale is the type of guy who would say goodnight to you 45 minutes after he goes to bed

[@reesema6403]

Dale’s the dude who takes a sandwich apart and eats the ingredients separately

[@PureM_]

reeserolled me step brother does that wi h bacon sandwich’s

[@paytonprescott4486]

Okay stop exposing me

[@ashleighadam3849]

Digital car Guy my brother does that with pizza burgers bacon sandwiches etc..

[@AlyssaMarie-fq1gn]

Bigbet i’m dale . dale is me

[@tylersgay9277]

b-b-but i do that

[@LWYRUP05]

"I woke up at night to the sound of a zipper" I'm pretty sure nearly all of us thought the same thing...

[@theben2g703]

Jack Budd OOOO

[@kazorkaisawesome6168]

I thought dale was going to take him

[@COOLKID-qu2xy]

Jack Budd yea

[@cesarm7635]

Jack Budd I got scared and paused the video

[@PainStripes]

Jack Budd I thought of a bag What did you think?

[@-_--fo2nb]

Dale is the type of guy who wakes you up to ask you if you were sleeping

[@jamestorrens645]

Dale is the type of guy to say "lovely weather" on a cloudy day.

[@robringwald]

Some people like cloudy weather lol

[@jamestorrens645]

@@robringwald You're right, I just wanted to join in on the 'roast Dale bandwagon' and the cloudy day thing is what I could think of in the moment. lol

[@mattwalters6834]

@@robringwaldI do that 😂 I like to think I’m optimistic and can find beauty in a cloudy or rainy day!

[@melissahurt3526]

I love how everyone is just roasting the crap outta Dale 😂 Edit: y'all go look at the flat Earther in this thread lol

[@teachandfunnstuff3127]

Most of them trying to lol

[@Calli_kettle]

Same lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheArtistCarefree]

He nice (it is funny though)

[@NbNgMOD]

I made it 666 likes

[@deadgoldenheart9560]

666 likes

[@seanhoctor6122]

Dale is the kind of person to yell "You too" or "Happy Birthday!" after someone wished him happy birthday. (Wait. Holy shit! Is Dale my mom?!)

[@joy750327]

Dale is the kind of a guy that would follow you for your safety

[@danicaeggleston666]

The first one cracked me up when he was sitting in the dirt and rubbing bark

[@keef1954]

Same, tbh.

[@Magical_Trash]

Rubbing wood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@teddypanda9172]

@@Magical_Trash B3g0n3 Th07

[@ezplays7187]

Danica Eggleston he thought the tree was sexy 😂

[@milesborkowski-parsons5695]

Dale is saled fingers in disguise

[@pickford3152]

Dale is the type of guy to count the number of breaths you take while you sleep

[@ghostfacecdg]

I remember listening to this in 8th Grade. Now, i’m entering my Junior year of college. Time flies!

[@mattwalters6834]

It does because if you watched this in 8th grade and now a college junior; time must fly! You make me feel old, son…

[@JustAnInnocentLamb]

Dale is the type of guy to unlock the door when the criminal asks him to open up

[@Spider10v]

😂

[@dpflack1744]

@@Spider10v hey 👋 there dude how are you doing this morning I’m just woundering ok 👌🏾 Dude lol 😂 what would you do if that creepy. Kid named dill trying to brake I to your college room I’m just woundering ok Dude I would called the cops 👮‍♀️ on that creepy dude trying to brake in into my room ok Dude lol 😂

[@Spider10v]

@@dpflack1744 are you ok there dude lol I hope you're doing fine dude lol

[@definitelyarealperson248]

He would be the criminal outside

[@Lucas-Fernandez]

@@dpflack1744 what

[@Cashrocki954]

Dale is the kind of person to call milk cereal sauce

[@MustacheCashStash125]

Dale is the type of guy who asks “who is it?” When someone knocks on his glass door

[@evedanda3425]

Dale's the type of guy who drinks apple juice and pretends it's alcohol

[@chernovbrichtofen4767]

Finally something original

[@seanpeters3690]

Now I feel personally attacked 😂

[@M1strRobott]

Lol

[@bumbabees]

reminds me of a vine *pretends to take a drag from cigar* "I am now high"

[@ShamaD274]

Nope. That would be my 13 year old self

[@mr_giddyglowafk7683]

dales the type of person to read the instructions on the shampoo bottle

[@megansullivan-catlin3698]

This comment is underrated

[@aj_2331]

This comment is the best by far 😂

[@alishahiggins6410]

Shampoo bottles have instructions

[@djpgirl]

I do read it, when its a new shampoo I'm using

[@TitanHolefish]

im dale then, i get distracted so i read it

[@randomcam6738]

Dale is the type of guy to drink hand sanitizer to prevent getting sick.

[@jellyjelly9889]

Lolll

[@bobsalive950]

Ahahaaahaha

[@Dr-Random]

People who beat the system

[@zarahill7277]

Dude: Did u snoo- Dale: nO

[@teamnosleep8972]

Zara Hill lol

[@theresabantamartin]

Dale is the type of guy to fart in a toilet and flush it.

[@lewissmith9918]

😂😂😂

[@kaylanicole8726]

Iiiiii-----

[@nickhallock1958]

Wtf😂

[@James-gq4tb]

What's with all the ”dale is the type of guy...” comments? 😂😂 I love them, and I have not even really started to listen to the first story.

[@Winxdiamond]

Theresa Banta-Martin oh wow 😂😂😂😂

[@theepicbl4234]

Dale is the kind of person who purposely plugs something in to a socket when there isn't any electricity

[@dingy8764]

Dale is the type of guy that tries to see how close he could shut the refrigerator door without seeing the lights inside turn off.

[@owenbtw1459]

Don't act like u don't do that

[@formeridiot8641]

Guess I’m Dale

[@mollykircher3104]

I think we all do that

[@thetampabaynononsenserealt785]

🙋‍♀️ I’m guilty of that 😂

[@SISKCERTWaJaVlogs]

we all did that

[@cadenwaldrop]

Dale sounds like the guy who would dunk Oreos in water

[@ratatwang659]

Or pour milk first for cereal

[@samthenoob4782]

ikr

[@lashawndraholifieldwilliam2497]

Caden Waldrop that’s morbid

[@Groggert]

I’m worse I ENJOY dipping Oreos in orange juice ITS SO GOOD Oreos+OJ is godly

[@radiogaga637]

True

[@drqcos_1031]

dale is the type of guy who says “i hated my meal” to the waitress after finishing the whole thing

[@halo-year-5989]

Good one

[@OrganicAlumination]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@cilliansands6166]

@Juve ever heard of a joke?

[@Violeta-snow._1526]

HAHAHAHAH

[@Violeta-snow._1526]

Your so right

[@PatchedUpTwice]

Dale’s the kind of guy that would show up to an all-nighter in his pajamas.

[@mountainbikingvampirewitch4652]

Dale is the type of person who cuts off the crust of a toast to eat only the crust

[@Judeinator9001]

Dale is the type of person who wouldn't make a 'Dale is the type of person' comment.

[@woolchipmunk]

Oh hey dale

[@sevendeadlysinslover5714]

GaSp

[@amer7897]

You just roasted the whole comment section

[@juicewrld822]

@Judeinator9001 Awesomeness, *Me:* 🤔 Hmm, I wonder why? *Dale:* 🤭😢🤬 "Cuz I’m de type psycho to, get easily offended when roasted in comments!”

[@justpeachychiara6045]

Dale protecc Dale attac But most of all Dale just want his toothbrush bacc

[@mikealacratchley6263]

I love that

[@lwaz6210]

Just

[@ecoasmr4763]

🤣🤣😂

[@hannahrae875]

👏

[@claud1a.a]

Just Peachy Chiara 😎

[@zaythoven1330]

Dale is the type of guy to swipe a dollar bill into the card slot

[@purplediamond5867]

That’s a good one

[@supermegayoshi64]

Dale is that type of guy that sleeps with his shoes.

[@Sunywasstolen]

LOL XDXD

[@yangleezhao5847]

Dale is the type of guy to have a dog feast with me

[@Mavhawk64]

One time when I was really young and got new shoes for the school year, I was so excited that I slept with my new shoes on!

[@penguinz3438]

@@Mavhawk64 that’s just cute-

[@GainzBango]

@@penguinz3438 exactly lol

[@Tanya_Vu]

Dale is the type of guy to bring a knife to a gunfight

[@Kei-qo3kt]

Tree: Please get this child off of me Dale: *Rubbing tree* Oh yeah, you like that tree?

[@meggiemills3602]

The Snakeu J-hope hates Hobi! Whatcha doing here?

[@jaylofthouse4762]

The Snakeu J-hope hates i just heard that part😂😂

[@hubbabubba2347]

It's sad to see other kpop fan

[@meggiemills3602]

Hubba Bubba lol no it's joyous and funny for me

[@whocares7854]

The Snakeu J-hope hates 😂😂😂😂

[@randomcam6738]

Dale is the type of guy who doesn’t dry his hands after washing them.

[@yeezetyt7199]

Dale is that kind of person who would go to the milk store just to find his dad himself

[@tafsibhuiyan8730]

Ok this is perfect 🤩😂😂😂😂😂

[@toypilfferer653]

Dale is the type of guy that will say "you too" after the waiter tells him to enjoy his food

[@jeretdc9723]

And mean it

[@somxr_738]

@@jeretdc9723 lol

[@ccaydenjj]

ive done that 🙁

[@mattwalters6834]

I’ve accidentally done that before 🤣

[@OrganicAlumination]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@elijahdobing1707]

Dale’s the kind of guy who collects gum he finds on the sidewalk

[@thenonsensegamer7810]

yum

[@howtooofston2423]

Lmao

[@Income_Clips]

And under college desks

[@vickingsley537]

OMG !! That is HILARIOUS!!

[@ethanburrows1897]

Dale is the type of guy who asks “are you awake” at 4am

[@exzeax7197]

Dale sounds like the type to microwave iceream

[@diggity1039]

This is the best, Dale's the type of person , comment.

[@diggity1039]

@Ming helps with what, to make dairy soup?

[@archie598]

Epicsam iceream? XD bro did you skip english

[@nathanpollard3368]

I tend to do that because I have sensitive front teeth 😂

[@gjgr7772]

@@archie598 what do you mean? Can you not read or something🤣😂🤣

[@saedmonson9793]

I have another scary college story student loans

[@thiccman4524]

Melanin Goddess damn I feel ya

[@thatsthechannel4389]

Melanin Goddess what s wrong with them?

[@k9plays116]

That's the channel a

[@Ritsakata]

Melanin Goddess k1iqiq k 2

[@ZombieNoodles13]

Melanin Goddess the fear is real

[@t-dogtyler3626]

Dale is the type of guy to make an entire KZbin comment section roast and laugh about him

[@ScaryStoriesAt2AM]

I hope everyone's doing well today. If you're reading this, you're an absolute legend, an inspiration, and you do deserve to feel happy and be appreciated. Much love my friends.

[@wolfesona]

THANK YOU finally a person not roasting Dale

[@kardona_3]

You broke the chain :(

[@MercuryLuke]

Finally someone whom doesn’t say “dale is the _______” im so happy that theres at least someone

[@growtgt]

😭😭😭

[@trinjeff1236]

Dale is the type of guy to read this and not understand the meaning of happiness

[@JohnnyUtah86]

Middle of the night *zipper* “Dale what the hell?” “Sorry”

[@Perambulous]

Dustin Mikan "i thought you had my "electric toothbrush"" ;)

[@dominicluna247]

LOL XD

[@skskskskskskssksksksksksks6476]

Just when i read this comment the part of the video happened

[@princednice998]

sans WHAT THE HELL SANS

[@jaylyn4202]

Lol that funny

[@Bruh-fh5cc]

Dale is the kind of guy that would say "What?" in response to when someone says "Stupid says what?"

[@samisikdar5417]

I guess I’m Dale…

[@jsdotigboigamer]

Dale is the kind of guy that if you caught him staring at you, he will still continue to stare.

[@gameproadvancesp148]

When I catch someone staring at me and they continue to stare, I stare back at them and then they end up telling me I’m weird for staring at them

[@jameskatz3747]

That was shit

[@indrimza]

@@gameproadvancesp148 bruh

[@iamKizo_]

@@gameproadvancesp148 Thats called when there trying to look at smth else behind you and then you look at them and now you realize they wernt looking at you XD

[@gameproadvancesp148]

@@iamKizo_ I swear I remember a classmate not even moving their eyes at all and asking why I’m staring at them. I mean I’m almost sure I would’ve noticed a slight movement in their pupils. That wasn’t the only person who did it, but this same classmate one time was asked a question by a friend of mine, and just stared with his mouth half opened before walking around him and getting a paper a minute later off the stack my friend asked about where to find. Very strange people at that school, glad I don’t go there anymore.

[@user-bw4mk7fc8c]

Comments: 99% Dale, 1% about the other stories

[@SolarEclipse1804]

lol

[@arminafghani]

Dale is the type of guy to break his TV while watching the breaking news.

[@egg928]

Dale is the type of guy to go to the dentist to fix his Bluetooth

[@haroldinio9662]

50% of comments of flaming dale

[@unknownyandere1351]

Lol true

[@shrekthegod61]

More like 99.9%

[@kroycewicz21]

Bro, when he said "I woke up to the sound of a zipper" I thought WTFFFF

[@chitownbuck6386]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adamh951]

Kyle Roycewicz 😂

[@jassoomitrond9562]

LMFAOO TRUEEEE

[@Nameless-qt8zu]

Kyle Roycewicz lmao I just realized that

[@leravance4]

me too!

[@ALLperfect21]

Dale is the type of guy who opens the door and then knocks it and asks if it's good to enter

[@peytonpatenaude9587]

Dale the type of guy to not be invited to a high school party that "everyone" was invited too

[@paytonk01]

Ikr

[@_serenityyy]

lmao thats just tough

[@bluedragon4327]

You know what makes these stories scarier? When it's a intense part of a story and a loud ass ad pops up out of nowhere

[@firelie9478]

It's the fridging WORST! I HATE it sooooo much! Gosh... ( Is the cat you have as picture yours?) ((Sorry for my english...:0))

[@Sunywasstolen]

Lmao

[@Sunywasstolen]

Lolololol xD

[@bluedragon4327]

@@firelie9478 yes he smine lol

[@XDhurrem4]

@@bluedragon4327 Ur cat is so cute

[@mariairenivitoriano1556]

Dale is the type of guy to bake bacon and cook cookies💀

[@marvinhagler001]

Uber scary stories be like Uber driver:oh I missed a corner KZbinr:it's ok KZbin video:the time I nearly got kidnapped

[@marybethevans2069]

so true 😂

[@lulu.sad_vibeszx.roblox6857]

This is very accurate

[@madie396]

Cleveland brown Jr. yes!

[@NotRJ001]

Cleveland brown Jr. Is This a Tana Monegu Reference???

[@ZombieNoodles13]

lol

[@alch3079]

”Neither of them close to attractive.” Savage

[@robertonocturno4043]

Al Ch 😂

[@franciscolarios6415]

They chose to drug a man over them, that should give you an idea lol

[@aerchii8643]

Al Ch Haha I thought the same. I was like "Uh, r O o D."

[@ashleyshim2078]

@@franciscolarios6415 lmao😂😂😂

[@bettyboo5155]

@@robertonocturno4043 SaVAgEee

[@potato1907]

Dale's the type of guy to send death threats to a game developer for delaying a game

[@undeadwarfare828]

Or send death threats to a dead person.

[@Dr-Random]

@@undeadwarfare828 logic 100 🪵

[@aspenpeters7594]

Dale seems like the type of person who stays up on a Saturday night doing homework just for FUN

[@skyfishgaming69]

Sounds more like simmons

[@naomeefisher3347]

Aspen2005 Peters well and does homework at a party too lol

[@thenonsensegamer7810]

lol

[@mirrevanderwindt718]

I wanna eat chips but then I can't hear the story #struggles 😂😂

[@kosankuu5227]

mirre van der windt turn up the volume

[@jasonpetitto6431]

mirre van der windt trueee tho

[@emmalouise1191]

mirre van der windt I'm eating chips right now

[@noproblem9183]

mirre van der windt SAME I WANT DORITOS

[@lionhawk3911]

mirre van der windt I know right

[@sadiaaa1373]

Dale is the kinda guy who'd try to open a bathroom stall door despite seeing you're inside

[@meequalsbookworm3029]

Pervert then, got it 😂