4 Types of Coffee Drinkers

[@BeardedHeroThe]

It bothers me slightly that when you get to the snob that you use a standard blade grinder for the beans instead of a burr grinder. DID YOU THINK ACTUAL SNOBS WOULDN'T NOTICE?

[@EliteRocketBear]

Not even a blade grinder. Just a straight up nutriblender.

[@JamesThomas-dn6hz]

I think he just didn't realize how snobby a coffee snob actually is! These comments have opened my eyes! 👀

[@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339]

Real men cut it up with a flintknapped blade

[@theresagomez2605]

Lol. You people are funny!😂

[@polrusstomakriss9001]

@@theresagomez2605 Agreed because I do it too, and you know what, I'm mad I missed a step in not saging it 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@repapeti98]

We buy coffee beans because my parents found 3 microgramms of sawdust or whatever in the pre-ground package. Boy I sure enjoy the sound the grinder makes in the morning. Sounds like a lawnmower going through a rock garden.

[@gofferboy18]

How did they find 3 micrograms?

[@thesnoopydance645]

😆

[@PokeMinecat]

I sense a little bit of sarcasm in here.

[@jakegarrett8109]

Too bad, that was actually coke, makes it the best coffee (extra jittery though, but it really wakes you up!). I call it the "Hunter black coffee"

[@tommyoh8873]

Please never tell them about the permissible levels of cockroach in pre-ground coffee.

[@jefffinkbonner9551]

And then there’s the grandpa who’s squarely the first guy here but winds up at a Starbucks randomly, squints at the menu board, and just says: “I’ll have one of those vanilla bullshit things.”

[@MusicalBotany]

As a barista of eight years, I can confirm that these are my FAVORITE customers. I recently sold a mocha to a guy who looked like he'd only ever had gas station coffee... I still have no idea how that happened.

[@cliffarroyo9554]

Vanilla bullshit... the best thing on the menu!

[@paul_warner]

"Starbucks sells everything but coffee"

[@kristenkaz3080]

Oh man!!!! That’s the BEST COFFEE STORY EVER! I’m screenshoting this!

[@jinksphoton]

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[@dragons_red]

"I got a two-fer with a coupon, I'd call that a fair trade" Perfect

[@Mattrino101]

That's me to a T

[@deputydonutlife3745]

For the coffee snob, you need a bur grinder, a scale, and a temperature controlled electric kettle for precise temp water. Great video though. Lol.

[@theresagomez2605]

I guess we know which one you are.😂

[@dchen2140]

And single origin geisha grown from a fair trade, sustainable (he got that part right), single farm, small batch, 2 week old roast for maximum breathing time.

[@reginabillotti]

@@dchen2140 Sorry, the geisha will be serving tea...

[@feonacho]

an snob is a wannabe that doesn't know what he is doing, so no, someone who knows what he is doing isn't a snob.

[@ariomintarja4539]

Also treated soft water

[@PhantomSavage]

You forgot me. The guy that dumps 80% of the sugar dispenser's contents right into the mug with a half cup of heavy cream before throwing in a shot glass of the black stuff and calls it "coffee"

[@djblade3688]

See that’s because that’s not coffee lol

[@cleverusername9369]

You put a shot of Guinness in your coffee?

[@DeathclawJedi]

@@cleverusername9369 No he puts a shot of Guinness in an unprocessed warm ice cream mix. ... Hmmm Guinness Ice Cream? I think we may be on to something here. Want to partner up and start a new company? lol

[@PhantomWolf-pd2qq]

Yep that's me 4 of those creamer cups and 2 sugar

[@personx4999]

Ru a 13 year old white girl?

[@kostyayatsuk2004]

A variant of the snob: The collector. Has the most different ways to make coffee and uses them all depending on mood, weather, coffee type, etc... May or may not be me

[@IkeCoblentz]

Vacume pot am i right?

[@peggywoods4327]

Hahahahaha oh that's me, with a touch of snob. My preferred method is pour-over, 2nd is aeropress. Cold brew in the summer. Only souvenir from Costa Rica? Coffee maker. Life's too short to drink bad coffee!

[@adama4791]

I have a nespresso for the rare occasion when I feel like doing nothing or if I’m late. Main brew methods are chemex and Cuban coffee/Moka pot

[@Richard-HiFiMan]

I may be guilty of this as well. Current equipment include: Baratza Sette 270 grinder Fellow Stagg EKG gooseneck kettle Hario V60 manual pour over Hario Smart BT-7 automatic pour over machine La Pavoni Stradivari lever style espresso maker Quick Mill Alexia Evo espresso maker Gaggia Cadorna Prestige espresso maker Ikawa smart home roaster

[@Nateilage]

I finally found someone just like myself. I knew I couldn't be the only collector

[@rosegoldhiips]

I'm a Starbucks barista and you portrayed like half the customers I get with that baristas nightmare one 🤣

[@chelseaaa7360]

It's hard to believe those people exist! but that's a big reason I won't work in the food industry. My baby cousin works for Starbucks and the customers regularly make her cry there

[@staceykersting705]

I can't even detect any coffee in all that liquid candy crap. Guess I'm most like the first guy, but buy mostly organic.

[@ethanriley7763]

I worked at Starbucks for a few years (192). There are times when I miss it, but then I see how extra some customers have become and I’m glad I’m out.

[@lovelydeath04]

I am so sorry for people like that.

[@JenXOfficialEDM]

Thank you for doing the Lord's work. Sincerely, a coffee nut.

[@GraceWhip]

Having worked at Starbucks, I actually loved the complicated drink orders when people were nice. It felt so awesome whenever I'd finally learn a regular's crazy drink order have it starting by the time they'd come in each day.

[@RaidersX95]

That's lovely 😍

[@atlramona]

Wait, people actually order coffee like that? I’m so sorry for what you experienced.

[@thenightporter]

In addition to giving an employee like you a generous tip, you are the kind of person I would offer to connect with for a job opportunity if you were looking for a better one.

[@eileenrouhani6294]

Oh yes - that's the entire staff of the Dutch Bros. my daughter goes to!😅

[@heatherpfeil2939]

Clearly you are an amazing person!☕️

[@abbyelliott8091]

As a decaf drinker with raging anxiety, I have never felt more accurately offended

[@PanchromaticNoise]

At least you'll never have to worry about caffeine causing a UTI.

[@elenacosta5634]

looool

[@elenacosta5634]

@Kyra Same, I can't with caffeine, it feels like a heart attack lol

[@SilvaDreams]

@@elenacosta5634 Well just so you know... Decaf isn't caffeine free. Just very little around 2mg compared to black tea which is 26mg. (Coffee can be anywhere between 60 and 100mg)

[@SolomonUcko]

"You just insulted my entire race of people. But yes." - Jimmy O. Yang

[@kyletroyer7595]

Charlie is clearly not an actual coffee snob as a snob would never use a blade grinder to grind beans. 😂

[@izzybeth]

mortar and pestle all the way, eh?

[@loren6783]

I concur. He should have used an adjustable, hand-crank, ceramic burr grinder.

[@jasonhigley1791]

I honestly didnt know there was another option. But I'm a black coffee guy.lol

[@David-zx3ud]

@@loren6783 ceramic... you disgust me sir. Stainless steel at least

[@kirstenmeyer346]

I admit I cringed a little at the blade grinder.😅

[@randomcub922]

I showed the coffee snob part to my friend’s dad (who is coffee snob) and his reaction was: “A true snob would not use that grinder”

[@parker4544]

It's the most important thing more than the coffee

[@annieboookhall]

​@@parker4544 Yup, gotta be a burr grinder with a minimum of 3 settings (fine, medium, and coarse)

[@Yupppi]

He's right, the first guy might use bladed grinder if he didn't drink what he drinks. It's not too expensive to get a manual grinder without blades and greatly improve the brew.

[@Darthquackius]

yeah.... all of us immediately noticed the blade grinder like "oh .... so you don't care about even grind then okay"

[@matejmotuz108]

​@@annieboookhallthat's not how it works , most are either stepless , or have many MANY grind sizes

[@ryanebrecht5651]

"It's little, but goes a long way...just like me" genuinely made me burst out laughing. 😂

[@arielle8489]

*Only for fans over 18 years old* Forepl4y.com/machiko mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘💟

[@kristinefendrick3633]

Same!!

[@Petra999]

Relatable for you was it Ryan?

[@christytheobald2088]

That was the best part!🤣

[@SarLizNoo]

💀💀💀

[@isaiahrohrabcker4964]

As a coffee snob watching him dump those beans in a nutri blender was more difficult than seeing folgers

[@rosepistilli223]

I know right????😂

[@benjaminschroeck509]

Burr grinder all day erry day

[@1papester]

I like Folgers 😐

[@aidenlakata7662]

@@1papester try something new, most other coffee is better

[@VeteranVandal]

That was probably part of the joke.

[@ajmacphoto]

Not sure if it was intentional, but grinding coffee with a magic bullet blender was some high level trolling. So many corrections from the coffee snob crowd. 😂 (To be clear, I’m a huge “coffee snob” to the point the TSA has searched my bag because of all the beans and coffee gear I was carrying.)

[@redshed2020]

Bullet blenders actually have a milling blade available, does beans, nuts, wheat berries etc. Don't adk me how I know 😅

[@christosyal5883]

I agree. A conical burr grinder is great. But if you’re ever caught at a friend’s cottage and all they have is a blade grinder, you just pulse and shake to your preferred grind.

[@noobulon4334]

Try a moka pot with a gamecube controller on top of it, eyebrows were raised at the xray 😅

[@abhimaanmayadam5713]

@@redshed2020 the milling blades always break. I have gone through so many of them

[@ki5aok]

"Yes officer, I'm on my way to Columbia. Am I hiding drugs? No, I just want some coffee."

[@discman15]

You're missing one: the belligerent addict who brags about needing ten cups and screams at you until they get it

[@DJTheMetalheadMercenary]

"FRESH POOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!"

[@Anna_Noelle]

That’s my dad’s mom!🤣🤣🤣

[@danulas]

and the New Englander who gets a large iced coffee from Dunks even though it's 20 F outside.

[@michelenoia6767]

🤣

[@discman15]

@@AzathothTheGreat coffee is the most socially acceptable addiction

[@raiderjohnthemadbomber8666]

We got a coffee grinder (not chopper ) as a wedding gift. Just for giggles we bought some beans at Traders Joes, knowing nothing about the various types of beans. We'll celebrate our 39th anniversary this year and we've never looked back! I bought a chopper after the first grinder gave out after 20 years. We endured it about 2 weeks and threw it out and bought another burr grinder. We also endured the Northridge earthquake, I was forced to use a manual grinder and a Melita pot on a camp stove. We quickly became the most popular neighbors on the block!

[@cashkromsupernerd1193]

I don't know what most of those terms mean, but you sound pretty proud, so congratulations!

[@raiderjohnthemadbomber8666]

@@cashkromsupernerd1193 yes, I'm very proud of us and our upcoming anniversary that no one predicted, thanks.

[@fourlittlebirds6166]

Ahh. The ol Northridge earth quake. When no one had running water or electricity for a full week, and people slept out in tents in their yards and everyone broke out all the camping gear they never used (like Colman stoves) cause they were afraid to go back into their houses. Never seen city folk freak out so much in my short life. (Grew up in simi and I don’t remember my parents drinking coffee at all that week. But they probably did instant with boiled water. They drank a lot of instant back then. )

[@raiderjohnthemadbomber8666]

@@fourlittlebirds6166 I use to work at the Longs Drugs in Simi, Feel me, touch me Valley. Yeah, I remember folks sleeping in parks, too. We, however were REAL campers. I was a member of the Order of the Arrow, which is a honor camping society within the BSA and my son held a 1st. Class badge. We liked to camp at Chileo Flats, my wife is a tailgate camper so she'd stay there while my son and I would go "peak bagging". Besides Mt. Waterman, there were six other peaks within hiking distance. Had a lot of fun. Nice to talk to a fellow native as I've been gone from California ten years. When they re-elected Gov. Moonbeam we were out!

[@jektonoporkins5025]

I am so guilty of number 1. If I actually do have to go to a coffee place, my order is usually “I’ll take the largest cup of the darkest coffee you have.”

[@inmyownwords9798]

My uncle calls it cowboy coffee ☕

[@standingdoor7077]

I don't wash my coffee cup for months at a time. I just blow out whatever dust that collects in it.💀 I mostly drink instant.

[@Puddlef1sh]

Lmao same. Big cup with hot black coffee that's all that matters.

[@bobbybob4680]

Yeah I feel that. I used to absolutely hate coffee until I tried it black and now thats one of my favorite beverages

[@jpheitman1]

Word to the wise: The lighter roasts have more caffeine, and often more flavor.

[@theosingh29]

" that’s how you get a good buzz going for the Lord" 😂😂 ☕️

[@samcomply]

Haha, absolute gold.

[@gregorfurtenbach6893]

Completely unnecessary

[@SirPunch2Face]

@@gregorfurtenbach6893 You're completely unnecessary. Go manually check the height of a bridge for the Lord

[@paultellier2147]

The ground coffee in your lip during church had me dying. Seriously funny.

[@AirshBornely]

Same. "That's how you get a good buzz going for the Lord" had laughing for a good minute

[@triclopsgamer5934]

Yeah. It's good for you. It puts hair on your nipples.

[@abbeywade9264]

I used to sneak into the church kitchen when I was 7 during service to make myself some coffee. It helped me get through sitting down so long. Many years later I was diagnosed with ADHD 🤣

[@thorskjelver8564]

"No this isn't allowed in my house, please go throw it at a cat" had me dying.

[@pugmo]

The fiend. "Check this out, it has 300mg of caffeine per cup. How does it taste? No clue, haven't really paid attention. A pitcher when I wake up, a cup before bed to keep the shakes away. Switched to this from bang energy when I started adding up my energy drink expenses, bought a new car with the savings."

[@atklecz2695]

Yeah that’s perfect lol I was thinking he was missing the “addict” but fiend is much better. I was definitely a fiend at one point and I still fall back into it every once in a while. 1$ Dunkin happy hour before they raised the price and added espresso shots was my go to but I would happily drink coffee with any of the stereotypes

[@davidreed4713]

Lol this is me

[@dasdovian7785]

Deathwish coffee. For when you haven't slept in 3 days and need to stay up for another 2.

[@aaronmacy9134]

I read this in Tweaks voice from South Park. *“AAAAHHH!!!”*

[@zanaduz2018]

@@dasdovian7785 Having drank some Deathwish, I can agree with that assessment - drinking my first cup was like getting a rabbit punch to the kidneys, but boy was I wired.

[@GenXandProud]

"It's little, but goes a long way...just like me." 🤣 And the decaf guy is awesome!

[@elizabethhoover4672]

The coffee snob was a hoot. 😂 "It's little, but it goes a long way. Just like me!"

[@jezlassiter9374]

Lol that Barista Nightmare scene was exactly my friend and I when she first took me to Starbucks 😂😅 I was the inexperienced one, watching her like she was trying to summon something.

[@emmaschauer5409]

As a former Starbucks batista, I can affirm that the "Barista's Worst Nightmare" is real life.

[@commonomics]

Imagine if we could be stimulated by life like the decaf guy? we are all secretly jealous of him

[@jackb8598]

No ….we are not.

[@insaneaqua9692]

Not everyone relies on caffeine lmao

[@commonomics]

@@insaneaqua9692 ya dude it was lil joke

[@erinyes3943]

I wish I had this chill and concentration

[@dusksoldier]

When he said the decaf guy like to bake white bread, and liked vanilla ice cream with regular sugar cones over waffle cones. I felt attacked😅

[@lyanne5525]

He made 150 Starbucks app points with that one order.

[@aashepherd8585]

Yess

[@Alex-is8hk]

When I was a waitress in a small town in Montana, an old man told me that only women and children put cream in their coffee. Which made me question what children he knows drinks coffee. Hahahaha.

[@yourgodemperorofeverything1354]

Back in the dyas it wasn't that uncommon. I remember that even in Astrid book "Children of bullerbyn" they drink coffe during winter.

[@gregorsamsa1364]

I started in the 6th grade. I needed to stay up all night to read a book and write a book report for my best friend. The book he was supposed to read was the first Harry Potter book. I got so cracked out. Read the book from front to back and finished writing the report just before it was time for school. Then I needed more coffee to function at school. I was hooked immediately. Friend got an A+ on the report. I never read any more of those damn Harry Potter books

[@nickapalooza861]

My 11 year old drinks decaf with cream lol

[@jettahammond2916]

Haha that’s funny 😂

[@Cjinglaterra]

I started when I was tall enough to steal Mom’s off the counter when her back was turned. She took cream and sugar. I liked it. Eventually I was caught and she started making me some so she wasn’t being shorted of her caffeine fix.

[@YellaSpiceFamily]

My grandfather was 💯 the first kind of coffee drinker. I took those habits and made them snob, by combining them with my DIY obsession (also inherited from Pop), roasting my own beans in the driveway using a heat gun 😂

[@AnticipatedHedgehog]

Please tell me you get decent results with the heat gun!

[@YellaSpiceFamily]

@@AnticipatedHedgehog we do! My hubs actually prefers it, because he likes the connection of really hearing and smelling all the stages of the roasting process.

[@AnticipatedHedgehog]

@YellaSpiceFamily love it! Probably alot of trial and error but very clever.

[@YellaSpiceFamily]

@@AnticipatedHedgehog we can't really take credit for any invention: there are many coffee roasting forums online, and the heat gun + dog bowl approach was the favorite method in the olden days when home-sized roasters were not yet common and/or affordable. If you Google it there are tons of videos and instructables out there! The resources take a lot of the guesswork out of it.

[@fritz6530]

I started with a popcorn maker I got for 1.35 at goodwill. Built roasters out of rotisserie ovens and made dechaffers from old cans. Lol I love it.

[@JenniferHudson3231]

I wonder how many times he's practice that Starbucks order🤣🤣 not gone lie the first one sounded pretty good

[@leefrenchfry]

So true

[@hungryjack8032]

Starsucks only sells coffee flavored milk. Its not coffee if the cup is full of other stuff.

[@JenniferHudson3231]

@@hungryjack8032 I mean you're not wrong but it's good milk 🤷🏾‍♀️💀

[@niclasgehlen1532]

Expensive milk, nothing else

[@morrigankasa570]

You might as well just get a bag of sugar and a spoon...

[@Chef_Seph]

1:28 brooo this is true af, I was with a friend and he took me to Starbucks and he got some complicated order and I just wanted a normal black medium coffee and my friend kept insisting I get all this other crap on top of it, like no I came to a coffee place for coffee not diabetes

[@jfrazz9729]

Don’t forget me! I’ll drink anything so long as there is enough creamer and sugar because I actually hate coffee 😂

[@abbyz6614]

Me! Anyone who watches me make my cup in the morning says, "Would ya like some coffee with your creamer?" I need my coffee to taste like a dessert

[@davidsinclair47]

The reason I gave up coffee was because if I'm having sugar and cream why spoil it with coffee.

[@jfrazz9729]

@@abbyz6614 my dad says “would you like some coffee with that sugar?” He also calls it Candy Coffee.

[@xXSarahSacrificeXx]

Reminds me of a regular customer we had back when I was working in a fast food cafe "extra large coffee with 10 cream and 12 sugar" "ma'am the creamer fills up the entire cup and it's 2 inches of sugar, are you sure that's the amount that you would like?" "Yup. Just a small splash of coffee please."

[@marshmallowmilkshake1893]

I add cocoa powder to mine lmao

[@brittanymiller3157]

I drink my coffee two ways: Plain "if I could snort pure caffeine I would" black or adult milkshake. Nothing in between.

[@carljohnson4691]

Totally underrated comment! Lol,

[@parkerdewitt5279]

You can snort pure caffeine

[@brittanymiller3157]

@@parkerdewitt5279 Any amount worth snorting would likely be fatal. Which isn't exactly what I look for in coffee.

[@fomoco300k]

Agree 100%

[@jpmonin7429]

Sounds like you want something better than coffee.

[@LittleJoePeep]

Using "If You Care" filters for The Snob is just magnificent attention to detail.

[@gypsybelle4757]

That freshly opened bag full face deeeeep inhale!! 😍😍😍 You nailed it! 😂😂🤣 This entire sketch was brilliant.

[@cassierobertson5778]

😂😂😂 I'm a black coffee snob. "It's Folgers. That's not allowed in my house." TRUTH

[@jordanhicks5131]

Oh, you must be one of them there Maxwell House drinkers, eh?

[@cassierobertson5778]

@@jordanhicks5131 😂😂😂

[@BackgroundNPC75557]

@@jordanhicks5131 Growing up, my dad was a Maxwell House guy. It's all we had in the house because if it was good enough for the 29 guys on the freighter, it was good enough for home. These days, now that he's been retired for nearly a decade, he buys beans from a place in the city and grinds them before brewing each morning. If there's any leftover coffee after breakfast, he saves it in a mason jar for the next morning to make the next day's fresh cup a more drinkable temperature.

[@theoriginalNoOne.]

That's funny, folgers is the crappiest coffee I'll allow. 🤣

[@lovelydeath04]

Lol, you and my mom

[@lc2748]

Thanks! 🥰

[@peggyrider2364]

I honestly feel like Charlie is all of these depending on the day 😂

[@arielle8489]

*Only for fans over 18 years old* Forepl4y.com/machiko mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘💟

[@ruthsaunders9507]

Those coffee places always look at me funny when I ask for coffee. Just coffee.

[@polrusstomakriss9001]

Frfr 😂😂😂😂

[@johnindigo5477]

🤨😑😶

[@cultofdisbelief]

The decaf and snob guy are spot on!!! Not from the Midwest but I can't help but laugh uncontrollably when I watch your content. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face 😊

[@jessmiller2376]

I'm one of those people that just loves coffee. I can drink the nasty stuff or the expensive bougie stuff. I just seriously enjoy coffee so much. I look forward to my cup in the AM and i have to force myself to not get crazy throughout the day, lol

[@paigeherrin29]

Amen, sister!

[@oldsguy354]

I tell people that I used to be in the US Army, there is no such thing as a bad cup of coffee. ;)

[@mickidee6714]

I’m with you. I’m the opposite of a coffee snob. If I can put enough sugar and creamer in it, I’m a happy camper.

[@jessmiller2376]

@@mickidee6714 SAME!!!!

[@jessmiller2376]

@@Javajavajav awwww, thank you so much!!!

[@tinaperez7393]

1:38 - Goose!!! 😁🤗🥳👏 - haven't seen him since the junk drawer! 😁😸

[@kristenkaz3080]

My grandpa would make coffee using one heaping tablespoon of grounds per cup. I’d leave their house & I’d be sitting at a stoplight with my foot SHAKING on the brake pedal. Good old grandpa’s coffee. Miss you gramps! No one makes coffee like you!

[@eternal7912]

1 table spoon per cup? I do four for one cup of coffee. One tablespoon would basically be water.

[@cristea9429]

I am the coffee snob and I have the “Coffee Snob” mug as a gift to prove it. Nobody complains when I make a pressed cup of my finest new coffee find. ☕️ 🤤

[@spacee3249]

I usually drink energy drinks for caffeine, but there is something about the punch in the face that black coffee gives you that almost wakes you up more than the caffeine. Its like punishing yourself in the morning after already not wanting to be awake

[@JustinHonaker]

It's only punishment if you don't like it.

[@lovelybones8179]

is that why yall drink black coffee?? I could never figure out why anyone would ever do that to themselves but that makes so much sense now 😅

[@markm0000]

That’s bitterness and acid. Tastes great

[@sabatheus]

2:48 Blade grinder? Oh HELL no.

[@phinehasjacob9122]

I’m the Black Coffee guy of my house. My mom is the baristas nightmare and my dad is the snob. Give me Folgers any day

[@morrigankasa570]

If you can find it get "Folgers Blonde Silk".

[@juliamundt101]

You forgot the Keto Bullet Coffee snob: black coffee, Irish butter, heavy whipping cream, coconut oil, faux sweetener- all mixed in a blender. Everyone should like their coffee with a head on it.

[@The_BlackTemplar]

If you want something with a good head on it, and contains something irish, may i suggest a pint of Guinness.

[@andrealmoseley6575]

I just started this! How'd it turn out? I feel like I'm betraying my roots🤣

[@anybodyoutthere3208]

Julia that’s how we’ve been making our coffee for a couple years. Sometimes we jazz it up with cinnamon, anise powder and Cacao Boy fills you up for hours on end Love it ☕️

[@RickLeBeau]

I enjoy at least 2-5 Charlie videos a day, and this is the funniest one I've seen yet. And I don't even drink coffee. But we all know people who fit into all of those stereotypes.

[@Th3Duck0nQuak]

You forgot the ice coffee guy in the midst of winter

[@boomchakalaka0]

guilty

[@DJTheMetalheadMercenary]

Cold Brew is great, beats the heartburn lmao

[@clrobinson1776]

That’s me too. Well, except for the guy part.

[@jnicole2440]

That's me!

[@Lawrence330]

I feel attacked.

[@theultimaterage675]

I turned into a coffee snob after my old art teacher got me in this cult. I've been ordering specialty beans ever since. He taught me all the ins and outs of enjoying high end beans and specific boiling temperatures

[@Sr_iRL]

Could you share your tips with me, with us in the comments section?

[@AllyMonsters]

@@Sr_iRL The key is to have monkeys poop the coffee beans out.

[@The-Blue-Knight]

@@AllyMonsters lmfao you made my day XD

[@marcoberriodi3685]

Specific water temperature is not really important in most brewing methods, and you will generally get the best results at 212° (for light-medium roasts anyway). You should watch Hoffman's video on it.

[@armorykittington]

Please.

[@KpopOrigami]

This has become one of my favorite channels. I'm addicted.

[@spamviking]

Dont forget the "I got fucking annihilated last night, slept 2 hours, took 8 ibuprofen washed down with a gallon of gatorade, but I gotta get to work somehow" coffee drinker.

[@101jir]

With the exception of "getting annihilated last night," basically me. Except I work overnights at a group home, so it isn't about getting to work as much as not falling asleep on the job. Some nights nothing happens and I can sleep right through. Other nights not a single hour. Though my boss and coworkers are cool with me staying at the house and sleeping after my shift is done before going home if need be, fortunately. Technically we get sleep hours. In practice we may or may not actually get any sleep.

[@emilyc9380]

That’s the first one (me)😂

[@aprilfonseca4916]

I am literally watching this as I hand grind my organic, fair trade, Peruvian honey processed beans. I am ashamed of myself now lol

[@pholdren]

Organic fair trade AND honey process? How much do THOSE beans cost?

[@thevashfan12392]

@@pholdren about 25 dollars a bag these days. I've had plenty but my daily go-to is instant followed by an artisanal coffee brewed up to follow me through the day.

[@JesusMySavior24]

​@@thevashfan12392Artisinal.

[@el_dani]

Don‘t be ashamed, enjoy life and your coffee - let the others drink the rubbish

[@seanm7539]

Hey ha ha ha ha as you should be sir

[@MissouriGuerrilla]

Charlie! 😁😁 One of your best skits for sure. Keep 'em coming.

[@NinjaSushi2]

"Medium coffee?" *"OH NO YOU WILL NOT."* Lol doesn't even let him order.

[@forestrot666]

Yes. I am a coffee snob. Years as a baristas at local joints got me to that point. These days,all I drink is a regional and local brand. However, I used to be a Yuba gas station coffee girl in my late teens and I very much dislike Starbucks.

[@valeriepark9444]

It's kind of like with IPA beer - the further it has to travel, the more likely the esters and flavinoids will deteriorate, leaving a straight bitter flavor. Locally roasted (or at least in-state) is the way to go!

[@andrealmoseley6575]

If you get to Boise, holler!!!

[@PanchromaticNoise]

Gotta support your local roasters! Mine doesn't sell the best specialty beans but they are way better than grocery store or franchise coffee shops. Also $13/lbs is a steal. If I want to splurge, I'll get beans from SWroasting at $15/lbs.

[@genewilliams617]

YAY for disliking starbucks. starbucks is not really a coffee shop, it's a kuel place to be. The social influencers made sure of that. Their coffee is very average at best, at worst it mostly tasted burnt. Granted, its been a great many years since I have graced the doors of a starbucks, and that may have changed. But the variety of "coffee drinks" is only outnumbered by the number of genders that the "woke"(just never awake)cancel culture would like to shove down our throats.

[@notimportant8643]

The part where the coffee snob tells his friend to throw out the folgers is 100% me lol

[@bobbyboucher187]

"I'm baking white bread." That one got me. 😂😂

[@annwitten4359]

Dude- I laughed seeing the Jack Kerouac novel in the Snob’s house! He’s a perfect coffeehouse Beats poetry guy right there!

[@danielthompson6207]

The first guy brings back memories of using the instant coffee that came in MREs like dip. I'm not sure if it ever worked, but it's what we did.

[@robertf3397]

I think I've been a little of each of those types. But now I'm pretty much the 'Black Coffee Drinker.' ... "It's pre-flavored!" 🤣

[@HighHolyOne]

I moved to Springfield Illinois. My Oregon brother-in-law is a total coffee connoisseur. He allows no heresy in his presence. So right after the move I was on the phone with him and my sister and I said I've got an important question for him. Inasmuch as my coffee makers were still packed, I needed to ask him what instant coffee should I buy? Nasty question to ask him, but my sister became a wealthy widow.

[@sydneymoore9896]

Cafe Moxo is a pretty good Cafe there, I would give them a try and they have stuff from black coffee to super sugary. They also have good food.

[@sherribrtn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@hope2029]

Have him send you some Dutch Bros coffee if hes from Oregon. Good stuff!

[@NikoBellaKhouf2]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theomnipresent1]

Starbucks instant coffee is my favorite unfortunately. Just don't buy their instant lattes, worst drink you can buy!

[@Lizzyjaeger]

“Go throw it at a cat” 😂😂😂

[@sallyhamilton7202]

Your dog is so cute! I also appreciated the mug with the beagle on it as I have three beagles of my own!

[@TannerSwizel]

My wife is a black coffee snob. In the last two years alone she has acquired 3 different grinders, two electric kettles, two different glass pour overs, two different french presses, briefly tried going back to autodrip just to throw it out a week after she bought it, then bought a moka pot and an aeropress in the same day. Regardless how she grinds it, pours it, steeps, or percolates it it always has to be black; I've never seen her taint the black go juice with any kind of magic heresy. Luckily she married a guy that loves the smell but hates the taste, so she gets all the coffee to herself while I relax in my mornings with the smells and sounds of a full on french cafe 😂

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Good for you, man. 👍

[@SamsaLilaTheHobo]

This is sassy, I love it. I used to be the fourth one in Northern California making these little cups of "yuba mud" burning sage and pair it with sexy mexi weed (aka imported weed that wasn't pressed into a brick). 90s we're fun

[@Mang0Tang048]

The fair trade joke killed me. But this is all so painfully accurate 😂😂

[@busslayer4790]

Someone at work subscribes to the 'don't wash it theory' with their coffee mug. They left their crusty stained mug in the sink one day and I couldn't stop myself from getting out the scotch brite scrubbing it spotless. It was very satisfying.

[@jakegarrett8109]

Why was it in the sink if they never wash it?

[@busslayer4790]

@@jakegarrett8109 I think it was actually left in a conference room or other common area and was moved by a third party to the sink, seeing that it was obviously in need of cleaning.

[@jakegarrett8109]

@@busslayer4790 That makes sense, poor dude isn't gong to even recognize the coffee mug and think he lost his though, lol!

[@av8orCH-47]

@@busslayer4790 I don't believe in doing any of my dishes and, subsequently, my kitchen is a mess. I'll do you a favor...come on over and clean the kitchen. If you though scrubbing one mug was satisfying, just imagine how great you'll feel after making the kitchen a place where food can safely be handled again. You're welcome in advance. Just being magnanimous today.

[@Wizardcastslightningbolt]

Someone left their coffee at my office in the mug, then covid hit and we were all sent home to work. 1.5 years later when we returned, the coffee was a black goo science experiment at the bottom of the mug. Needless to say, they just threw out the mug.

[@Puddlef1sh]

1st one all day. Years of outdoors work. So spot on.

[@vinchennzobuonauro6637]

Please do 4 types of beer drinkers please! This was legendary

[@davidfroehlich2702]

great as always, and as a big fan of Wisconsin, I am happy to say that the merch took only 5 days to get to Europe. I am looking forward to piss off my friends from Chicago. Go Packers and fugg da Bears

[@Numenorean1]

Subscribed! So many good actors for this segment! Well done! 👌 I'm not a coffee person, but I know every one of those coffee guys 😂

[@jenniferbrooks1178]

I'm a coffee drinker who just switched back to a old fashioned electric percolator coffee maker. I find it to be much better than drip. Stronger and has more body and flavor.

[@candycottrell6469]

Perked is very good!

[@DimT670]

You are insane im sorry to say. Percolators burn coffe. Its not up to debate or found in some models, its inherent in the design So you either like burned coffe or don't have an actual percolator

[@candycottrell6469]

@@DimT670 your lack of what and how an electric percolator works is showing

[@WeezieV]

When he "fell off the wagon" it'd be funny if he said, "Yeah I couldn't sleep for 5 days and I'm not used to pooping everyday. It's never some place convenient either."

[@whosme8221]

I'm a mixture of many of them. I am a Swiss Water Decaf Organic with vanilla creamer no added sugar.

[@memyself898]

I love those that say they love coffee, then proceed to add 14 different things to it turning it into a slightly coffee flavored milk (oh, sometimes almond or something weird) shake.

[@Griselda_Puppy]

Right!?

[@vittoriof.8088]

You literally described every starbucks costumer.

[@memyself898]

@@vittoriof.8088 literally....

[@Dovawhat]

And thats their choice.

[@erinyes3943]

Honestly I do both lol Easier than going out to buy coffee ice cream but tastes just like it

[@BBJBS]

I only drink coffee that comes from Kwik Trip, and only after I've spent twenty hours shoveling snow.

[@Visplight]

Seems like it would have helped you more if you drank it before shoveling.

[@fatallyfatcat5274]

It's not being boring it's being insomnia prone. Also vanilla ice cream and sugar cones are great!

[@Justsomegamergamingandstuff]

0:55 I'm a barista, and I can confirm these kinds of people scare us

[@michaelhicks1481]

I swear, Charlie is like a Mid-West version of my Texas self. Except he's a heck of alot funnier. Keep er movin y'all

[@arielle8489]

*Only for fans over 18 years old* Forepl4y.com/machiko mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘💟

[@OspreyFlyer]

I remember in 1973 sneaking back to the cafeteria at my job to have "Cowboy Coffee" with the cooks. They'd boil water and throw in some Folgers. A little gritty but was good times. 👍😂

[@BuckeyeNut123]

Ah yes, it's the texture that makes it good.

[@Chonkish]

“Come get it while it’s cracked!”

[@c0urtneyk]

I weaned myself off of all caffeine about 6 months ago, so I am definitely the decaf guy now lmao. “I got naughty and tried the regular stuff, didn’t sleep for 5 days” 😂😂

[@SlacnLuke]

Love the mug in the first clip

[@stephanieoregan]

This is frickin gold 😂😂😂😂

[@Laura-oy8oz]

I am decaf. 😂😂 Everything is correct. 😂

[@NaNa-re3wc]

My grandpa drinks decaf, and my grandma’s got him drinking crystal light. That part hit home for me😂

[@proletar-ian]

The Jack Kerouac book in the last scene lmao

[@vickiignaszak5041]

Idk how much caffeine actually gets into your system from packing your lip with ground coffee, but if it doesn't get caffeine into your system it at least can work as a placebo. I used to stuff my lip with coffee sometimes while writing papers in college. Only at home though cause not only is it nasty looking to spit out, but you've gotta have access to a toothbrush otherwise you're gonna have coffee grounds in your smile. It may have been a placebo but it sure felt like I got a more productive caffeine hit from that than from drinking something. Honestly tastes pretty good if you like black coffee and you're using decent stuff.

[@curtvlietstra7296]

They make coffee pouches these days. Not sure I see the point, but some capitalist entrepreneur is making a living off a few of my coworkers! Had to laugh about your toothbrush comment.

[@Uni85h]

I worked in coffee shops for 10 years. This is spot on. I can’t find a single flaw in this video.

[@Kelly_Grey]

Cross the black coffee drinker and the snob, and that's me. I would never condone throwing anything at a cat though.

[@arielle8489]

*Only for fans over 18 years old* Forepl4y.com/machiko mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘💟

[@kimmeeb]

I find this hilarious cause my dad is literally the black coffee guy but dumps like half a bottle of creamer in his cup every morning XD. I asked him when the last time he washed the pot was, cause it was starting to get some grime in the bottom and he just said "I don't know, when did we buy it?"

[@steelrarebit7387]

The pot gets washed when you fill it with water from the tap to pour into the maker. The cup gets washed when you pour the coffee into it.

[@SecondChapterMom]

Each year for Christmas I try to find my husband a bag of coffee with a unique name. Last year it was “Three Peckered Billy goat” & this year it was “grin and bear it” and “sweet love blend” - there’s others like Black Rifle, Muy Macho, Chock Full O Nuts, Jackhammer, and more. I got an ulcer in my 20s and therefore no longer get to enjoy coffee (I have tried Dandelion tea and Rasa tea when I miss coffee), but get a kick out of finding funny names.

[@cashkromsupernerd1193]

I found my grandparents one called "Bald Brothers" that proclaimed it's made-by-women status. I figured they'd appreciate the odd dichotomy, but I didn't expect them to call me a couple days later and say it was the best they'd ever had!

[@eliza_t7799]

I love your videos 😭

[@davidcox9709]

Watching the paint dry is super underrated 1:53

[@marygilliland6024]

I don't drink coffee, but the decaf guy was my fav 😂 brilliant! Thanks, Charles!