The Pacer test recording brought back so many terrible memories
@CharlieBerens2 ай бұрын
sorry for the trauma
@Jacob489022 ай бұрын
ninty-eight, (ding) ... ninty-nine, (ding) ... one hundred, (ding) "does anyone still hear the..." (thud) as my head hits the rubber gym floor.
@World_Bender2 ай бұрын
Is it just me, or does the pacer test sound-track actually sound kind of nice?
@MunkeyBrewster2 ай бұрын
I loved the pacer test, but I also was good at it 😁
@Mallard_waterskis2 ай бұрын
@@CharlieBerens Yeah no your not
@EviePontecorvo2 ай бұрын
The janitor deserves a raise.
@CharlieBerens2 ай бұрын
it's a thankless job
@julieneff94082 ай бұрын
@@CharlieBerens If only that gym teacher could be as unbothered as the custodian. 😁
@CleoHarperReturns2 ай бұрын
@@julieneff9408 Our gym teacher was also the principal one year.🙄He loved swinging that paddle. It was an inch thick with holes drilled through like swiss cheese. I was the only girl to be paddled by him -- and the only kid who didn't cry.💪Ah, the nineties.
@Robert080109 күн бұрын
The pink sawdust deserves a raise!
@CosmicAggressor2 ай бұрын
About half way thorugh and I suddenly remembered how much I hated high school. People trying to be cool is so unbelivably cringy you have to just sit that out.
@feral_shade2 ай бұрын
...but at least you graduate after a few years. Then you're stuck dealing with people like that for decades afterwards 😂
@robloxplayer2876Ай бұрын
fr. they’re the worst people in all of high school
@Robert080109 күн бұрын
I had a chemistry teacher who was drunk every afternoon. He didn't care what we thought of him,. I should sue for back education.
@comealongcomealong44802 ай бұрын
I'm sensing a new Charlie Berens character in 'Evangeline, the high school art teacher'. There's a whole backstory there I wanna hear. Her Parent-Teacher meetings for a start 😉
@juicetahn2 ай бұрын
the substitute teacher part was crazy good well done
@HadenMadderlyАй бұрын
"I'm not... seriously here..."
@willamshugo2832 ай бұрын
the gym teacher thinking he's the main character is so real
@kevincharlton4353Ай бұрын
i fw ur pfp heavy
@gmg90102 ай бұрын
Respect to the custodian in this video. We stay strong.
@Robert080109 күн бұрын
Respect to the pink sawdust that never even made it on camera but was used to clean up the vomit after little jimmy fell from the top of the climbing rope.
@marydevonshire46552 ай бұрын
I forgot my gym clothes at home once. That was, 8th grade, 40 years ago...and yet, I will never forget that experience, ever...
@sshhacker2 ай бұрын
"and yet, I will forget that experience, ever..." Bet you forgot it already, eh?
@StewieGriffin1112 ай бұрын
@@sshhackerwhat?
@skyttyl2 ай бұрын
I was the kid who always wore jeans. They made us walk the bleachers. Man I hated p.e. as a middle schooler. Lol
@theinfiltrator1002 ай бұрын
@@sshhackerI can see the joke you were going for but your execution of it was off lol
@CleoHarperReturns2 ай бұрын
My grandmother did the books for a doctor's office. Every year I had a doctor's note excusing me from gym due to "cramps." I still had to show up in case there was ever a sex ed class. I only remember one.
@ethanjennings26882 ай бұрын
Ah this brings back elementary, and high school memories.
@CharlieBerens2 ай бұрын
did we miss any teachers?
@wordfairy2 ай бұрын
@@CharlieBerens the pervert
@ethanjennings26882 ай бұрын
@@CharlieBerens the elementary school math teacher that has a specific way of doing things but no one gets why, and everyone thinks he’s weird for it.
@musicvibe882 ай бұрын
The elementary music teacher!
@CleoHarperReturns2 ай бұрын
@@CharlieBerens With every single pencil dart we could muster. She was too fast for us.
@TheRavenLord12 ай бұрын
Remember the 5 D’s of dodgeball now. Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge
@Mr.Axolotle-of_the-eighth_guy2 ай бұрын
“He went the way he would have wanted”
@lauren_WIАй бұрын
Omg yes! 🙌
@WritePassionFaves2 ай бұрын
I just started substitute teaching, and I’ve quickly learned that the Substitute isn’t too far from the truth. 🤣
@BSAS112 ай бұрын
3:40 Haha! That art teacher is funny!
@CleoHarperReturns2 ай бұрын
My brothers' classes smoked 🥬 with the art teacher in the back of the classroom. But she was broken by the time I came around.
@DrJuice992 ай бұрын
"ROBOT PECKER" LMAO
@kristingoettlicher35032 ай бұрын
I watched Saved by the Bell, lol.
@CharlieBerens2 ай бұрын
thank god
@User551l81Ай бұрын
0:12 OMG THAT IS SO NOSTALGIC
@AustinHalterman-s6cАй бұрын
Loved the target commercial charlie! I wish the best for your channel, and your stand up!
@ThatGuy-dd7pr2 ай бұрын
Ahh, the twist being the sub teacher is actually the cool teacher. 😎
@tripptetterton2 ай бұрын
I love this guy his videos are so funny
@CharlieBerens2 ай бұрын
cripes I'm cryin
@teddieElaine14462 ай бұрын
Oh my god the “cool” teacher is almost exactly like my dad and I’m screaming it’s so cringe.
@halfassranch8363Ай бұрын
Tell your Dad to knock it off 😂. It's embarrassing
@teddieElaine1446Ай бұрын
@@halfassranch8363 god I wish he would listen if I told him
@halfassranch8363Ай бұрын
@@teddieElaine1446 my son is 14 and some of his friends dad's are like that. The other Dad's and I make fun of them and bully them publicly. Can't watch a grown man try and stay with the times. The one Dad said cap and fire in the same sentence and most of us laughed at him.
@teddieElaine1446Ай бұрын
@@halfassranch8363 as you should, these dads are cringe as hell and truly you’re doing them a favor if they’re willing to listen
@aliciaratz87262 ай бұрын
I still have nightmares in my 30’s where I am back and high school and forgot my gym clothes.
@YeetusVanitas2 ай бұрын
The second one is giving me vibes of my 11th grade history teacher for a minute😂
@carolynshull48412 ай бұрын
"..... like my Sharpies..." 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@homethatilove45952 ай бұрын
👃🏻
@dumbhumor2 ай бұрын
oh my gosh the gym teacher is so accurate
@user-fg8ux8zo6w2 ай бұрын
foreskin inspection day
@cassandras87972 ай бұрын
I can't tell if I've seen this video before, or if I've had Charlie as a substitute teacher
@feral_shade2 ай бұрын
It's funny... I DO remember watching _Saved by the Bell_ ...and every time I saw an episode, I wanted to take a long walk off a short pier!! 😂😂
@nicolletbarnes5742 ай бұрын
I am from the Midwest myself Minnesota I would like to thank you for brightening up my day with your comedy. If your comedy gets bad, that will be when the Vikings win the Super Bowl.
@Puddlethumper2 ай бұрын
My gym teacher called it bombardment... he was a weirdo.
@wildgoose12232 ай бұрын
They have to cause school districts ban dodgeball
@iluomopeloso2 ай бұрын
Around here it wasn't just "bombardment", it was "bombard-a-ment." I don't know where the extra syllable came from, but everyone said it like that.
@NeversurrenderMM662 ай бұрын
We always called it Killer Ball.
@Puddlethumper2 ай бұрын
@wildgoose1223 not in the early 90s my guy.
@wildgoose12232 ай бұрын
@@Puddlethumper nah this guy’s 12
@grizzledgranny46002 ай бұрын
Charlie, you rock 😂😂
@Senefra2 ай бұрын
The substitute can be all 4, depending: -How long they've been at it, -Whether they're substituting for several days or even a month or two. -Who they're substituting for, what campus/year/grade & what subject. -And their own personality, adaptability, private life and what kind of night they had prior to coming in that morning. In some of these cases, that's just inherently cool, no matter how gregarious they may be. In those cases, students who get that genuine nature willl: -Quietly acknowledge it & move on. -Save this information to try to ingratiate themselves i.e. "sucking up". -Act out in some way to distract them from teaching & get under they're skin, further rattling their nerves. -Depending on that morning & circumstances, be any or all three, especially if that some substitute has to cover multiple classes for several teachers on the same day with some of the same students. Eh, it's complicated.
@JCooke031Ай бұрын
I came to comment. Did I just see you and your crew on an actual target commercial during MNF?!
@Dalton72102 ай бұрын
Those mats never helped
@CharlieBerens2 ай бұрын
they did enough
@jonnyhaskell9202 ай бұрын
Huge fan Charlie! Keep up the great content! Seen your stand up a few time always a pleasure! Watch out for deer!
@MarcosOConnor2 ай бұрын
It’s always the English teacher that wants to be cool and most are not
@travissobeck49392 ай бұрын
you have the best assistant
@WhydowesuckinOTАй бұрын
the art teacher sounds just like my actual art teacher
@Lyn-qy2ncАй бұрын
I think I'm seeing you on the Target commercial?
@skuggensdam132 ай бұрын
The cool teacher 😂
@Lizlou-d6q24 күн бұрын
So relatable all of them
@Y0G0FU2 ай бұрын
The Gym teacher is not an overweight creep who roams into the Girls locker room too many times "On accident". Totaly innacurate smh :P
@joeb787Ай бұрын
bahaha you killed me. you brought me back 25 yrs back lol
@pe_bowman2 ай бұрын
As a PE teacher, I approve of this message. I lost it when you played the PACER test, lol
@professional.commentatorАй бұрын
The last teacher reminds me of a few substitute teachers I had in high school. 😅
@lindaw21782 ай бұрын
I had a teacher who would put his leg on the desk like the lit teacher. Some things you can never unsee.
@CameronLarson3302 ай бұрын
✨✨Public School✨✨
@Kaydenobe-uj3qw2 ай бұрын
We can’t drop a f bomb 😂
@WILDBUFFALOBILLS2 ай бұрын
Bruv that’s my 3D modeling class
@bubbles4905Ай бұрын
I like the 2nd teacher, "I'm not going to do that to myself, but thanks for the suggestion " had me laughing.😂😅😊❤
@nikerailfanningttm90462 ай бұрын
0:01 NO. god please no. This is literally how my old track coach looked in 1993. He was legally blind, but somehow had thick ass glasses so he could see a little. That bastard ruined my senior year. And ironically this voice sounds just like that track coach….god I hate PTSD.
@anntee9036Ай бұрын
This is why everyone’s favorite teacher is the art teacher
@agent572 ай бұрын
Okay that's a sweet, uhhhhh... vase, though.
@dominicdahlheimer68612 ай бұрын
Lucky me-- --i had all four of those teachers.....lol
@TiernanOlearyАй бұрын
4:01 I see a Herley
@Joshu_arinalli2 ай бұрын
This isn't an accurate Gym teacher, he isn't morbidly obese.
@chrismohler6621Ай бұрын
I never had a over weight gym teacher 😂 were you going to school?🤣🤣🤣 Usually they coach one the sports as well.
@simplytoocomplicated37942 ай бұрын
Evangeline has a nice Reflex save hahahah.
@victoriaskelton47932 ай бұрын
Love the sub teacher!
@AuroraSong72 ай бұрын
Oh no 😂 I have that exact cardigan, same color as the art teacher and I paint. Lol
@tommymaxey26652 ай бұрын
After a while, i just stopped bringing my gym clothes home to wash them. So i had a shirt all the way from 7th grade to senior year that i stopped washing by the start of my 8th grade year. By the time i got done, there was a layer of deodorant on the pits. Yeah, i just threw them all away at the end. I didn't need them anyways they were crappy
@evanblake52522 ай бұрын
They should promote the substitute to superintendent.
@gabesandvig75322 ай бұрын
1:03 This was literally my gym class. And I got a concussion too.
@sassikassi2042 ай бұрын
I grew up in NW Indiana and when I was in middle school my uncle Frank was my Gym teacher. For some odd reasons the school allowed him to have his pocket knife and his Leather man with him. Aways had it with him with them 90s baseball coach short shorts and his Leather man and his knife on him. Let’s just say when Christmas came around he was aways there to cut open the packages and snip the wires. Probably my favorite uncle.
@renevalice30562 ай бұрын
I was once the only kid in an art class, first period( morning schedule ). between the new age personality of the teacher and the bros thinking I was plowing with her, it was a wild time. So accurate, yes.👏
@marygreenleaf90722 ай бұрын
Im so glad you said bubbler, Charlie. Everyone i know out here in Washington says to me: bubbler? WTF is a bubbler???? Oh crap, gotta explain it again. Something from AMERICAS DAIRYLAND WE NEVER GO WITHOUT😂🎉🎉 BUBBLER!!! YES!!!!
@lowlifeangler2 ай бұрын
My Gym teacher in the late eighties was a Cincinnati Bengals fan in southern Ohio. Every time my Cleveland Browns beat their ass, he would get so fn pissed at me. All of the " Who Dey" teachers hated me due being a Browns fan. I hated High school thanks teachers.
@WadeWilsonDP2 ай бұрын
The art teacher was too accurate for me. I had one in high school like that and she was insane. Her daughter once jumped out of a moving car, so I think it was something genetic.
@kathleengrorich1Ай бұрын
All so true...😂
@teppens71Ай бұрын
Congrats on the Target commercial! I just saw your Target husband's video and then saw you guys on TV watching the Chief's game!
@wordfairy2 ай бұрын
3:39 it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
@bananamancoolguy76702 ай бұрын
"...and turn to page IDGAF". so true, I feel the same way
@bloodmooncomics2249Ай бұрын
"The one who hates kids" had a few of them in my school growing up. Openly made fun of students and never got in trouble. I had a teacher tell me I would never amount to anything and she openly made fun of me and got the other students to join in. She sent me to make copies and when I came back she got he class to hid my desk, books, chair, pencils, and notes in different parts of the class and she and the class laughed as I had to find them. "Not my problem" teacher. The one who does not want to get involved in anything. Openly see a kid get bully, the teacher quickly turns and nearly bolts down the hallway because they don't want to deal with it. A teen tells another teen if they went missing no one would miss them that teacher quickly tries to look away and act like they heard nothing. "Group Project teacher" the teacher that makes everything a group project so the grading is easier and the failing students work with the A+ kids so the failing kids pass.
@nighteye4042Ай бұрын
Absolutley NO ghosting!
@JackieOwl9425 күн бұрын
We were laughing at the gym teacher majors in college, and they looked at us going “we do all our courses outside and learn about how to have fun. What do YOU do?! Math?”
@Owen.H.WАй бұрын
bro the cool teacher is literally my english teacher
@briannehawks613Ай бұрын
You forgot the most iconic teacher in my schools. The whatever history you must learn this year teacher/sports coach. They all taught the same way and somehow incorporated sports analogies into government/history
@chrismccray361Ай бұрын
Charlie the Royals made the post season 💙 💙 💙 💙 ⚾
@danieldeystar22132 ай бұрын
I don’t think I really had a “cool” teacher.
@carolynshull4841Ай бұрын
I did. Eighth grade algebra
@lorelaigermain7708Ай бұрын
'This is water. it's for losers' 😂
@BrysonRobbins-eq9fqАй бұрын
the gym teacher looks like jeffry damer
@jeremyogrizovich32472 ай бұрын
So great
@simplytoocomplicated37942 ай бұрын
"I like my sharpies like I like my coffee: Black." I'd like to put that on a T-Shirt but I also like colorful Sharpies.
@CleoHarperReturns2 ай бұрын
Derek stole every single scene he was in.
@kristinfrazee20972 ай бұрын
I think I'm going to develop a limp and talk with a stutter now way too many memories dodgeball😮😂!!! And I definitely don't remember talking about syphilis in gym class😂😂😂
@michaelmarrs9277Ай бұрын
Graduation 82 just like coaches I knew also teachers 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@jlit31602 ай бұрын
I just noticed the groot planter behind the art teacher during their monologue on Michelangelo. I have that planter It comes in a pack of four different ones I wonder where the tests are
@minecrafterisaac5884 күн бұрын
True
@chris_27142 ай бұрын
That "cool" teacher would last about a day with your typical high school class 😂
@Jack88B2 ай бұрын
You need to do an ELA teacher next
@WildTrekАй бұрын
Am I going crazy or did I just see Charlie in a Target commercial? 😂
@Waltaere2 ай бұрын
Charlieee 😃
@julieneff94082 ай бұрын
To try out the "vase" you have to cross a state line, how dumb is that?
@BobtheyellowguyАй бұрын
For some reason my art teacher thought she was Bob Ross
@Zander10102Ай бұрын
I almost couldnt make it through the cool teacher
@Heartwing372 ай бұрын
Man, I hate all these teachers…’cept the sub! 😂
@landomilknhoney2 ай бұрын
Oh if you would have only done the principal, usually it's a man, and he was always serious. Wears polyester slacks, and a button down shirt. Also, he has to have a moustache and a comb over!😂 I Went to 3 high schools and they always looked the same!
@WritePassionFaves2 ай бұрын
In my high school, we had a hall monitor who looked as if he was former Gestapo. 😄
@7349yt22 күн бұрын
so, when did you switch to doing documentaries?
@TheShagamemnon2 ай бұрын
Is the "cool" teacher music just lifted straight from @SpiritOfTheLaw youtube channel? You know, that AoE youtuber who composed and performed his own music for his channel?
@verdatum2 ай бұрын
Actual Fun Fruits? I WISH.
@killer470033 күн бұрын
The substitute teacher needs to get real
@KagaiYami15 күн бұрын
im down for some 1v1 dodgeball. ill catch the ball and then tell the gym teacher he's out and needs to go sit on the bench.
@fastfiddler1625Ай бұрын
In my school, it was the "cool" teacher who got caught sleeping with a student.
@AI-dp3rd2 ай бұрын
Aw, I wish English teachers responded that well to being told that there are 90 percent male authors on the reading list. Instead my professor said there are "almost no" female authors who wrote anything good between 1950 and the present day. (This was in American lit, in the year double-ought.) Otherwise a very fine video, "robot pecker" was dead accurate and so was the entire gym teacher.