The Pacer test recording brought back so many terrible memories
@CharlieBerens3 ай бұрын
sorry for the trauma
@Jacob489023 ай бұрын
ninty-eight, (ding) ... ninty-nine, (ding) ... one hundred, (ding) "does anyone still hear the..." (thud) as my head hits the rubber gym floor.
@World_Bender3 ай бұрын
Is it just me, or does the pacer test sound-track actually sound kind of nice?
@MunkeyBrewster3 ай бұрын
I loved the pacer test, but I also was good at it 😁
@Mallard_waterskis3 ай бұрын
@@CharlieBerens Yeah no your not
@EviePontecorvo3 ай бұрын
The janitor deserves a raise.
@CharlieBerens3 ай бұрын
it's a thankless job
@julieneff94083 ай бұрын
@@CharlieBerens If only that gym teacher could be as unbothered as the custodian. 😁
@CleoHarperReturns3 ай бұрын
@@julieneff9408 Our gym teacher was also the principal one year.🙄He loved swinging that paddle. It was an inch thick with holes drilled through like swiss cheese. I was the only girl to be paddled by him -- and the only kid who didn't cry.💪Ah, the nineties.
@Robert08010Ай бұрын
The pink sawdust deserves a raise!
@willamshugo2833 ай бұрын
the gym teacher thinking he's the main character is so real
@kevincharlton43532 ай бұрын
i fw ur pfp heavy
@CosmicAggressor3 ай бұрын
About half way thorugh and I suddenly remembered how much I hated high school. People trying to be cool is so unbelivably cringy you have to just sit that out.
@feral_shade3 ай бұрын
...but at least you graduate after a few years. Then you're stuck dealing with people like that for decades afterwards 😂
@robloxplayer28762 ай бұрын
fr. they’re the worst people in all of high school
@Robert08010Ай бұрын
I had a chemistry teacher who was drunk every afternoon. He didn't care what we thought of him,. I should sue for back education.
@jgb_fan22 күн бұрын
They don't just go away, they go directly to mid-management
@sarahberknerКүн бұрын
You realize, some people aren't trying to be cool they just act like that, and you don't like it because you're not that way.
@juicetahn3 ай бұрын
the substitute teacher part was crazy good well done
@HadenMadderly2 ай бұрын
"I'm not... seriously here..."
@gmg90103 ай бұрын
Respect to the custodian in this video. We stay strong.
@Robert08010Ай бұрын
Respect to the pink sawdust that never even made it on camera but was used to clean up the vomit after little jimmy fell from the top of the climbing rope.
@comealongcomealong44803 ай бұрын
I'm sensing a new Charlie Berens character in 'Evangeline, the high school art teacher'. There's a whole backstory there I wanna hear. Her Parent-Teacher meetings for a start 😉
@TheRavenLord13 ай бұрын
Remember the 5 D’s of dodgeball now. Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge
@Mr.Axolotle-of_the-eighth_guy3 ай бұрын
“He went the way he would have wanted”
@lauren_WI2 ай бұрын
Omg yes! 🙌
@WritePassionFaves3 ай бұрын
I just started substitute teaching, and I’ve quickly learned that the Substitute isn’t too far from the truth. 🤣
@marydevonshire46553 ай бұрын
I forgot my gym clothes at home once. That was, 8th grade, 40 years ago...and yet, I will never forget that experience, ever...
@sshhacker3 ай бұрын
"and yet, I will forget that experience, ever..." Bet you forgot it already, eh?
@StewieGriffin1113 ай бұрын
@@sshhackerwhat?
@skyttyl3 ай бұрын
I was the kid who always wore jeans. They made us walk the bleachers. Man I hated p.e. as a middle schooler. Lol
@theinfiltrator1003 ай бұрын
@@sshhackerI can see the joke you were going for but your execution of it was off lol
@CleoHarperReturns3 ай бұрын
My grandmother did the books for a doctor's office. Every year I had a doctor's note excusing me from gym due to "cramps." I still had to show up in case there was ever a sex ed class. I only remember one.
@DrJuice993 ай бұрын
"ROBOT PECKER" LMAO
@ethanjennings26883 ай бұрын
Ah this brings back elementary, and high school memories.
@CharlieBerens3 ай бұрын
did we miss any teachers?
@wordfairy3 ай бұрын
@@CharlieBerens the pervert
@ethanjennings26883 ай бұрын
@@CharlieBerens the elementary school math teacher that has a specific way of doing things but no one gets why, and everyone thinks he’s weird for it.
@musicvibe883 ай бұрын
The elementary music teacher!
@CleoHarperReturns3 ай бұрын
@@CharlieBerens With every single pencil dart we could muster. She was too fast for us.
@User551l812 ай бұрын
0:12 OMG THAT IS SO NOSTALGIC
@ThatGuy-dd7pr3 ай бұрын
Ahh, the twist being the sub teacher is actually the cool teacher. 😎
@BSAS113 ай бұрын
3:40 Haha! That art teacher is funny!
@CleoHarperReturns3 ай бұрын
My brothers' classes smoked 🥬 with the art teacher in the back of the classroom. But she was broken by the time I came around.
@frw4r2 ай бұрын
Loved the target commercial charlie! I wish the best for your channel, and your stand up!
@teddieElaine14463 ай бұрын
Oh my god the “cool” teacher is almost exactly like my dad and I’m screaming it’s so cringe.
@halfassranch83632 ай бұрын
Tell your Dad to knock it off 😂. It's embarrassing
@teddieElaine14462 ай бұрын
@@halfassranch8363 god I wish he would listen if I told him
@halfassranch83632 ай бұрын
@@teddieElaine1446 my son is 14 and some of his friends dad's are like that. The other Dad's and I make fun of them and bully them publicly. Can't watch a grown man try and stay with the times. The one Dad said cap and fire in the same sentence and most of us laughed at him.
@teddieElaine14462 ай бұрын
@@halfassranch8363 as you should, these dads are cringe as hell and truly you’re doing them a favor if they’re willing to listen
@tripptetterton3 ай бұрын
I love this guy his videos are so funny
@CharlieBerens3 ай бұрын
cripes I'm cryin
@kristingoettlicher35033 ай бұрын
I watched Saved by the Bell, lol.
@CharlieBerens3 ай бұрын
thank god
@dumbhumor3 ай бұрын
oh my gosh the gym teacher is so accurate
@user-fg8ux8zo6w3 ай бұрын
foreskin inspection day
@carolynshull48413 ай бұрын
"..... like my Sharpies..." 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@homethatilove45953 ай бұрын
👃🏻
@feral_shade3 ай бұрын
It's funny... I DO remember watching _Saved by the Bell_ ...and every time I saw an episode, I wanted to take a long walk off a short pier!! 😂😂
@aliciaratz87263 ай бұрын
I still have nightmares in my 30’s where I am back and high school and forgot my gym clothes.
@YeetusVanitas3 ай бұрын
The second one is giving me vibes of my 11th grade history teacher for a minute😂
@MarcosOConnor3 ай бұрын
It’s always the English teacher that wants to be cool and most are not
@Puddlethumper3 ай бұрын
My gym teacher called it bombardment... he was a weirdo.
@wildgoose12233 ай бұрын
They have to cause school districts ban dodgeball
@iluomopeloso3 ай бұрын
Around here it wasn't just "bombardment", it was "bombard-a-ment." I don't know where the extra syllable came from, but everyone said it like that.
@NeversurrenderMM663 ай бұрын
We always called it Killer Ball.
@Puddlethumper3 ай бұрын
@wildgoose1223 not in the early 90s my guy.
@wildgoose12233 ай бұрын
@@Puddlethumper nah this guy’s 12
@WhydowesuckinOT2 ай бұрын
the art teacher sounds just like my actual art teacher
@nicolletbarnes5743 ай бұрын
I am from the Midwest myself Minnesota I would like to thank you for brightening up my day with your comedy. If your comedy gets bad, that will be when the Vikings win the Super Bowl.
@Senefra3 ай бұрын
The substitute can be all 4, depending: -How long they've been at it, -Whether they're substituting for several days or even a month or two. -Who they're substituting for, what campus/year/grade & what subject. -And their own personality, adaptability, private life and what kind of night they had prior to coming in that morning. In some of these cases, that's just inherently cool, no matter how gregarious they may be. In those cases, students who get that genuine nature willl: -Quietly acknowledge it & move on. -Save this information to try to ingratiate themselves i.e. "sucking up". -Act out in some way to distract them from teaching & get under they're skin, further rattling their nerves. -Depending on that morning & circumstances, be any or all three, especially if that some substitute has to cover multiple classes for several teachers on the same day with some of the same students. Eh, it's complicated.
@professional.commentator2 ай бұрын
The last teacher reminds me of a few substitute teachers I had in high school. 😅
@pe_bowman3 ай бұрын
As a PE teacher, I approve of this message. I lost it when you played the PACER test, lol
@CameronLarson3303 ай бұрын
✨✨Public School✨✨
@JCooke0312 ай бұрын
I came to comment. Did I just see you and your crew on an actual target commercial during MNF?!
@cassandras87973 ай бұрын
I can't tell if I've seen this video before, or if I've had Charlie as a substitute teacher
@grizzledgranny46003 ай бұрын
Charlie, you rock 😂😂
@Dalton72103 ай бұрын
Those mats never helped
@CharlieBerens3 ай бұрын
they did enough
@WadeWilsonDP3 ай бұрын
The art teacher was too accurate for me. I had one in high school like that and she was insane. Her daughter once jumped out of a moving car, so I think it was something genetic.
@jonnyhaskell9203 ай бұрын
Huge fan Charlie! Keep up the great content! Seen your stand up a few time always a pleasure! Watch out for deer!
@skuggensdam133 ай бұрын
The cool teacher 😂
@marygreenleaf90723 ай бұрын
Im so glad you said bubbler, Charlie. Everyone i know out here in Washington says to me: bubbler? WTF is a bubbler???? Oh crap, gotta explain it again. Something from AMERICAS DAIRYLAND WE NEVER GO WITHOUT😂🎉🎉 BUBBLER!!! YES!!!!
@bubbles49052 ай бұрын
I like the 2nd teacher, "I'm not going to do that to myself, but thanks for the suggestion " had me laughing.😂😅😊❤
@Y0G0FU3 ай бұрын
The Gym teacher is not an overweight creep who roams into the Girls locker room too many times "On accident". Totaly innacurate smh :P
@Kaydenobe-uj3qw3 ай бұрын
We can’t drop a f bomb 😂
@hillbillyjimbo173225 күн бұрын
Brought back memories of my high school gym teachers, who coincidently also taught drivers ed and health classes. The school got their moneys worth out of them!
@lindaw21783 ай бұрын
I had a teacher who would put his leg on the desk like the lit teacher. Some things you can never unsee.
@anntee90362 ай бұрын
This is why everyone’s favorite teacher is the art teacher
@JackieOwl94Ай бұрын
We were laughing at the gym teacher majors in college, and they looked at us going “we do all our courses outside and learn about how to have fun. What do YOU do?! Math?”
@nikerailfanningttm90463 ай бұрын
0:01 NO. god please no. This is literally how my old track coach looked in 1993. He was legally blind, but somehow had thick ass glasses so he could see a little. That bastard ruined my senior year. And ironically this voice sounds just like that track coach….god I hate PTSD.
@joeb7872 ай бұрын
bahaha you killed me. you brought me back 25 yrs back lol
@Joshu_arinalli3 ай бұрын
This isn't an accurate Gym teacher, he isn't morbidly obese.
@chrismohler66212 ай бұрын
I never had a over weight gym teacher 😂 were you going to school?🤣🤣🤣 Usually they coach one the sports as well.
@BrysonRobbins-eq9fq2 ай бұрын
the gym teacher looks like jeffry damer
@briannehawks6132 ай бұрын
You forgot the most iconic teacher in my schools. The whatever history you must learn this year teacher/sports coach. They all taught the same way and somehow incorporated sports analogies into government/history
@travissobeck49393 ай бұрын
you have the best assistant
@stephanreinholt82156 күн бұрын
The only one that was forgotten was the really strict and mean teacher.
@chris_27143 ай бұрын
That "cool" teacher would last about a day with your typical high school class 😂
@Lizlou-d6qАй бұрын
So relatable all of them
@evanblake52523 ай бұрын
They should promote the substitute to superintendent.
@sassikassi2043 ай бұрын
I grew up in NW Indiana and when I was in middle school my uncle Frank was my Gym teacher. For some odd reasons the school allowed him to have his pocket knife and his Leather man with him. Aways had it with him with them 90s baseball coach short shorts and his Leather man and his knife on him. Let’s just say when Christmas came around he was aways there to cut open the packages and snip the wires. Probably my favorite uncle.
@kathleengrorich13 ай бұрын
All so true...😂
@Bobtheyellowguy2 ай бұрын
For some reason my art teacher thought she was Bob Ross
@renevalice30563 ай бұрын
I was once the only kid in an art class, first period( morning schedule ). between the new age personality of the teacher and the bros thinking I was plowing with her, it was a wild time. So accurate, yes.👏
@danieldeystar22133 ай бұрын
I don’t think I really had a “cool” teacher.
@carolynshull48412 ай бұрын
I did. Eighth grade algebra
@agent573 ай бұрын
Okay that's a sweet, uhhhhh... vase, though.
@CleoHarperReturns3 ай бұрын
Derek stole every single scene he was in.
@bloodmooncomics22492 ай бұрын
"The one who hates kids" had a few of them in my school growing up. Openly made fun of students and never got in trouble. I had a teacher tell me I would never amount to anything and she openly made fun of me and got the other students to join in. She sent me to make copies and when I came back she got he class to hid my desk, books, chair, pencils, and notes in different parts of the class and she and the class laughed as I had to find them. "Not my problem" teacher. The one who does not want to get involved in anything. Openly see a kid get bully, the teacher quickly turns and nearly bolts down the hallway because they don't want to deal with it. A teen tells another teen if they went missing no one would miss them that teacher quickly tries to look away and act like they heard nothing. "Group Project teacher" the teacher that makes everything a group project so the grading is easier and the failing students work with the A+ kids so the failing kids pass.
@Owen.H.W2 ай бұрын
bro the cool teacher is literally my english teacher
@Lyn-qy2nc2 ай бұрын
I think I'm seeing you on the Target commercial?
@tommymaxey26653 ай бұрын
After a while, i just stopped bringing my gym clothes home to wash them. So i had a shirt all the way from 7th grade to senior year that i stopped washing by the start of my 8th grade year. By the time i got done, there was a layer of deodorant on the pits. Yeah, i just threw them all away at the end. I didn't need them anyways they were crappy
@lorelaigermain77082 ай бұрын
'This is water. it's for losers' 😂
@AuroraSong73 ай бұрын
Oh no 😂 I have that exact cardigan, same color as the art teacher and I paint. Lol
@WILDBUFFALOBILLS3 ай бұрын
Bruv that’s my 3D modeling class
@dominicdahlheimer68613 ай бұрын
Lucky me-- --i had all four of those teachers.....lol
@teppens712 ай бұрын
Congrats on the Target commercial! I just saw your Target husband's video and then saw you guys on TV watching the Chief's game!
@victoriaskelton47933 ай бұрын
Love the sub teacher!
@simplytoocomplicated37943 ай бұрын
Evangeline has a nice Reflex save hahahah.
@lowlifeangler3 ай бұрын
My Gym teacher in the late eighties was a Cincinnati Bengals fan in southern Ohio. Every time my Cleveland Browns beat their ass, he would get so fn pissed at me. All of the " Who Dey" teachers hated me due being a Browns fan. I hated High school thanks teachers.
@WildTrek2 ай бұрын
Am I going crazy or did I just see Charlie in a Target commercial? 😂
@Skigamer5824 күн бұрын
O:12 was the worst
@nighteye40422 ай бұрын
Absolutley NO ghosting!
@gabesandvig75323 ай бұрын
1:03 This was literally my gym class. And I got a concussion too.
@bananamancoolguy76703 ай бұрын
"...and turn to page IDGAF". so true, I feel the same way
@simplytoocomplicated37943 ай бұрын
"I like my sharpies like I like my coffee: Black." I'd like to put that on a T-Shirt but I also like colorful Sharpies.
@fastfiddler16252 ай бұрын
In my school, it was the "cool" teacher who got caught sleeping with a student.
@Zander101022 ай бұрын
I almost couldnt make it through the cool teacher
@michaelmarrs92772 ай бұрын
Graduation 82 just like coaches I knew also teachers 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@chrismccray3612 ай бұрын
Charlie the Royals made the post season 💙 💙 💙 💙 ⚾
@kristinfrazee20973 ай бұрын
I think I'm going to develop a limp and talk with a stutter now way too many memories dodgeball😮😂!!! And I definitely don't remember talking about syphilis in gym class😂😂😂
@wordfairy3 ай бұрын
3:39 it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
@svetlanaandrasova608618 күн бұрын
Amazing acting.
@minecrafterisaac588Ай бұрын
True
@killer47003Ай бұрын
The substitute teacher needs to get real
@TiernanOleary2 ай бұрын
4:01 I see a Herley
@jeremyogrizovich32473 ай бұрын
So great
@KagaiYamiАй бұрын
im down for some 1v1 dodgeball. ill catch the ball and then tell the gym teacher he's out and needs to go sit on the bench.
@ferretyluv3 ай бұрын
Considering there’s super gonorrhea out there now, I’d say syphilitics are the lucky ones.
@Rkbmomma2 ай бұрын
Naw, same for syphilis 😢
@ferretyluv2 ай бұрын
@@Rkbmomma Syphilis still responds to penicillin, last I heard.
@jlit31603 ай бұрын
I just noticed the groot planter behind the art teacher during their monologue on Michelangelo. I have that planter It comes in a pack of four different ones I wonder where the tests are
@Sunkisteskimo222 ай бұрын
Years ago the gym was separated by a large curtain. Boys on one side girls on the other. I still remember the day the cruel a-holes grabbed the “weird” guy and yanked his short and underware down and pushed him through the curtain. That image will live on forever.
@TheShagamemnon3 ай бұрын
Is the "cool" teacher music just lifted straight from @SpiritOfTheLaw youtube channel? You know, that AoE youtuber who composed and performed his own music for his channel?
@landomilknhoney3 ай бұрын
Oh if you would have only done the principal, usually it's a man, and he was always serious. Wears polyester slacks, and a button down shirt. Also, he has to have a moustache and a comb over!😂 I Went to 3 high schools and they always looked the same!
@WritePassionFaves3 ай бұрын
In my high school, we had a hall monitor who looked as if he was former Gestapo. 😄