#409

[@jordinpagel5976]

I used to not be a fan of Lee but now I realize he is a honest and genuine guy. I respect him for just being himself in front of 100,000's of people.

[@rodriguezro9999]

Jordin Pagel he's still leagues in front of Redban.

[@josephsiko6731]

rodriguezro9999 tbf is that really difficult to manage?

[@JohnStupid911]

anyone is better than jamie

[@eskee1]

Yeah that's real but he's in denial about his workout routine trying to impress rogan and a bitch to me

[@eskee1]

I never said I wouldn't fuck with a bitch though, he's ok.

[@adrianmonk7878]

"Joey, what time is it?" "Listen, when I was in jail in 87 I never cared about the time. Then in 91 when I started comedy and my mom died I couldn't stand the sight of a clock. But with Jiu Jitsu keeps me on my toes so occasionally I check the time. What was your question again?"

[@Sam-me5pl]

can u stamp the time he said this? :P

[@LibertyWaxlips]

I think it's meant as a parody of the way Joey speaks and not an actual transcription

[@andrewbevely2394]

Best comment

[@iLLConscience]

Read that in his voice fucking perfect lmao

[@hughjanus1135]

Go back to solving mysteries monk

[@pabstdrank]

I love how he talks real quiet when he's telling old criminal stories like he doesn't want anyone else to hear.

[@aricv1295]

Its crazy how much life has changed since the release of these podcasts

[@Samstewbjj]

"oh are we wrapping up" "yeah yeah in a few minutes" *forty minutes later*

[@johndk95]

"I'm not in the mood for anything, ever. " describes my life completely

[@NobodysGh0sT]

I was watching Archived episodes 170 and Lee didn't want to eat 10mg's of edibles nevermind mushrooms or acid or hash in a glass! Now he's up to over a thousand milligrams and is living like a DOCTOR! On one of the best podcasts on the net!

[@megabarf20]

John Johann the progression is amazin

[@moep.8578]

Who’s better than all the church members..no one! 💯

[@espinozafn]

Between JRE and Joey Diaz I have to go with Joey in terms of taste in music. He knows what's up in the music department. He be a great Rock Station DJ not to downplay him I think he's cool to hear his opinion on music. His story telling is bar none the best.

[@AliceInPantera]

I love that he’s always talking about Sabbath or other bands I love. I knew he was a metal/rock guy before he even mentioned it. I can spot my kind from a mile away

[@GhettoMatt]

Some of the best episodes of church are when Bert is on. He and Joey just have an odd chemisty.

[@lillfullsend6761]

And and

[@lillfullsend6761]

😂😂😂

[@booboo.4x]

They are so different & that’s why he & Joey are best friends!!!

[@LegionOfShrooms]

One drunk one really really stoned lol

[@largefinger2838]

you guys trying to get rid of lee don't get it, he's the balance the church needs, the big boi to joey's Andre 3000, the vanilla in the neopolitan, the rice with the curry, the sam to joey's gandalf

[@adriansaninja]

they get high off toenails

[@adams1458]

hes just so off the radar, it comes off cringe. like talking to a fat technical engineer

[@MrTankkiller]

Right bro

[@JohnDoe-ef3nv]

he cracks me up sometimes

[@garyfrombuffalo]

Largefinger I’ve always liked Lee 👍🏻

[@markherron749]

Joey it's tremendous what you do for your young IT guy. How good is that for him All that experience.

[@hiddenfingerb2072]

Lee looks like a baby when he just starts grabbing air with his hands lol

[@markl5998]

🤣

[@tylerbarlow1212]

"I dont like when theres a stray dog on my street, it freaks me out a little bit" Hahahaha why was that so funny

[@agentfernandez1473]

so sheltered I fucking love it

[@hamzasale2651]

sweating "profusiously". Classic Joey

[@billy831]

Anyone looking back at these in 2023

[@Tlazocamati365]

2024

[@SweetandFitting]

That part about social anxiety... Anxiety is something that should be embraced. The more you get through the things that reminds you of it (not trigger it, because if something particular triggers that negative feeling it becomes worry rather than anxiety) then the less those kinds of things will encourage anxiety to resurface. But at that point the way you live has changed and so now it'll be other things that reveal anxiety. It never goes away, you just ha e to build the habit of facing it courageously.

[@volemole]

Wow Joey D's slimming down, good on ya Uncle.

[@mmatalk3817]

Joey is Bert's spirit animal.

[@santosghecko402]

Church always reminds me of that time of your life when it’s a real purple patch…once it’s over, you can’t replicate it, but it is forever in your memory. My purple patch was 2002-2007.

[@ivandaniel08]

A pigeon from another neighbourhood. 😂😂😂

[@brunsta234]

Joeys voice for gentiles is so funny i can't take it

[@justin4428]

these are a few of my fav. ppl ever...

[@jdcoughlin]

15:15 Lee's nonchalant mention of being on 800mgs is an Lol

[@drewduz]

1:33:56 lee eats mushrooms like a dinosaur

[@stubbro]

lmfao!!!!

[@VinnyVincenzoYo]

Fucking disgusting

[@steveg8318]

How else do you eat something that grows on shit..lol

[@TheShadowdetective12]

1:40:20 - 1:41:50

[@primussucks7086]

i want an old grandpa hug from joe joe

[@jamesbeaet5135]

I wish they would have continued talking about why the West Coast oddball dates got cancelled. Sebastian, Jim Jeffries, etc etc.. that was a killer lineup.

[@hobbeskillah]

"I went to the LA zoo...what a fucking dump. "....I'm dead...

[@mandyboots7447]

was my wifes 31 birthday and show got canceled 2 days before, so went to improv and saw Steve Byrne and she got super hammered and loud and left show 15 mins before Steve was done b/c waitress or kitchen forgot her food and she got super hangry!!! She wandered around ybor had to track her down and find my truck in a 9$ vs 10$ over the tracks parking lot and couldn't find it till 4 in the Morning

[@vega21]

48:00 You dont even neeed Cosby to show up hahahaha

[@mikehunt5330]

Lee syat is 💯 badass love him with Diaz

[@ajom2184]

The odd job/mr. Fuji thing was hilarious. 1:40:14

[@jamielockerbie9830]

The way comedy leads to social anxiety disorder is due to the constant analysis the comic does of the audience during shows and writing. Stand up is one man on the stage in one spotlight so the attention is direct and intense. The anxiety of having a ‘good enough’ show especially after writing endlessly and still not being or feeling finished or fulfilled

[@gph42]

Classic start to a great podcast. love the music and Berts a great guest. Joey and Lee are the dope!

[@stuartdance5587]

I'm an hour and a half in and haven't seen anyone take a single sip of that wine

[@Enygma_Inc]

THEY KNOW ABOUT FLIGHT OFThe Concords lol

[@606danco]

Jiu Jitsu and stand up man thats all you need

[@KU-mq4er]

Tremendous podcast uncle Joey keep them coming !!!! I love you

[@MellamaronNelson]

from Venezuela mucho amor Great podcast!

[@garbougesenior3486]

Very few people are more interesting then their character thru play but Uncle Joey is definitely one!

[@WTF198]

You should redo the design of the room to a more darker richer color and texture, like an old cigar room or gentlemans club.

[@JonPayne777]

Great podcast. A bit disappointed, however, in the utter neglect to address that which has baffled medical science for decades now. Why is it that Burp Christler is indeed so fat? Big fan of The Church, but avoiding the real issues at such a tumultuous time in our nations history seems irresponsible.

[@EVRYMANaKING]

He's addicted to benzos which does cause weight gain and retention imo

[@moep.8578]

Combustible Lemons the fact u know that is tremendous

[@thomasturnbull3136]

Why are you so worried about it bruh

[@connerfuson]

Lee has some very well thought out questions. He's such an asset.

[@gregdrop502]

Anyone know the song that get's played at the end of the podcast?

[@dixinears8004]

33:50 RIP Speakers

[@Chillinincarlsbad]

Did no one else notice the Beaumont story got parts edited?

[@samelean9752]

Yea wtf was that??

[@Rand_al_Thor372]

Beaumont is a fucked up racist af town. I did time in the prison there (Gist Unit) and all the local COs were straight up klan. The bare federal minimum of minorities employed there cuz they HAVE TO have a certain number of folks to make quota.

[@charlie-uy4tg]

favorite trio

[@lukewilson2067]

BERT+ JOEY= FUNNY

[@MartinStuessyCS]

Outro - El Ratón (feat. Fania All Stars) [Live ReMastered]

[@ernestoortiz8672]

Pa Africa

[@thomasdeacon9096]

Lee: 41:55 "Cocaine?" O.O Joey: "No" XD

[@blackice7317]

+Rafaello frutex ? that was great. Comedy gold.

[@SuperStrik9]

That shit was funny.

[@remarkable-media]

I knew someone would highlight this😂😂😂😂

[@jdthakid2]

YES THANK YOU!

[@CHR1SV1DS]

wow this is the first time I've ever seen a Diaz story get edited. I guess he felt bad if his wife would hear it

[@howielong7264]

lee looks like a grown baby

[@corneliuslee6017]

Lol hilarious ... But technically we are all grown babies when ya think about it

[@rogaru]

Biggest first grader ever

[@hermestrismegistus9603]

+1 for the HaHa. Saw you there on a Wednesday Joey it was bananas. Come on up to the valley Bert

[@garbougesenior3486]

$18 a hour plus tips in 1984 you’d be living like a DOCTOR

[@blindtheye]

Joey "I don't want these people to get gouged" Diaz

[@danigirl22]

he said I don't give a French men's Fuck 😂. I love you DIAZ

[@mattmonedero835]

whats that closing song, proper chill

[@wiaamyoukhana5287]

Good show

[@818Phat]

The show won't start on my kindle fire, the advertisement doesn't load or play which prevents the show to start playing. Talk to your KZbin advertisement company and let them know please

[@liamgallagherrr]

Him calling Johnny Depp fucko killed me

[@jcmac7709]

Lee's comment at 53:40ish was really deep.

[@ZzzNamorZzz]

Comedy shows need local commericals or something honestly. I wouldve come seen bert all day in seattle

[@snorpax1887]

Lee you fuckin legend “I can’t tell if I’m high or really high”

[@spencerott2481]

Can someone tell me what song was used in the outro??

[@zilchbupkis3109]

Cameron crowe had me dying

[@MissJmells]

Jimmy Braddock! The Bulldog of North Bergen!

[@pizzaboy1250]

HUGE difference in Sativas and Indicas.

[@larryhoover718]

stop

[@ItsGJ1]

jermom phat there defintley is tho.......i get teird and wanna eat everything and feel like my body is vibrating on indicas.....on setivas im just fucked up alert and wanting to look at shit and have some crazy ass thoughts.

[@diegodelatorre8755]

Sativas keep me up all night with indicas I can actually sleep

[@RawWithIt]

keep it up, guys! Visit Austin, again!

[@FlippyHambone]

Step it up, LEE!!!

[@luislopes2240]

Lee "pull it up" skills are what you expect from someone baked

[@egansmom69]

Bert and uncle Joey, yes fuckin please.

[@nicholasnovick5849]

Lee eating that edible was the best part of this podcast 😂🤣

[@-idahos_unknown-3573]

lol @53:00 i thought i was the only one who does that shit.. "burn off the germs"

[@teeniebeenie8774]

food taste good man

[@art_by_ngl7128]

Cave time. I love LeAnn. She knows whats up. Missed my goombas !

[@joshuacooper7313]

you rock on you two lata

[@GV4794316979]

Who made the outro music? I dig it.

[@rprojectonline]

Why does the sound quality change at certain points?

[@CarlaLopesalexa]

This guys are too refined lol.... Drinking wine is classy! 👌👌👌🍷🍷🍷

[@thebandcoca]

58:51 - I love Lee. 😅😅

[@mdp_-vn4bo]

52:08 52:50 1:40:15

[@archwhitemage]

Joey @16:36 had me cracking up.

[@brunsta234]

How the fuck did Lee hook up wit Joey. Damn dude he's got a dream job

[@michaeledward2518]

why is berts phone case pink not that there is anything wrong with that LOL much love from hamilton ontario

[@jamisonwheeler5238]

Lee, What’s the edm group you went to?

[@elemenz888]

Lee, you misspelled "KreischLer"......

[@Hallahanify]

what was lee on this time???

[@Lo0nex_]

shrooms

[@nahsik]

Holy shit seeing Joey now and how much weight he has lost is awesome.

[@tyronewithersneeze7037]

Why is almost every episode the audio fucked up ?

[@swosene]

lol timba the lion

[@kwapedog]

what is the song the podcast closed with? I'm assuming it's Santana but what song

[@Brian_B300]

“Neither was fuckin the Monkees”

[@willie417]

what's the name of the song at the end of the Show/podcast???

[@adams1458]

1:48:00

[@Thebonesoftrees]

The Sound guy seems like he wou;d be fun to hang out with. He complements DIaz and his nutjobbery. & Joey with the dinner with family , brilliant. BJJ :)

[@iamjezuzchrist]

Blurb Christmas is so pat.

[@stickeredupbus]

turn that shit up, after the open joey fades out WTH turn it up lee god damn

[@butharat]

Shit got really trippy at 1:10:00

[@Jbirdballer]

At 1 hour 11 minutes with the music playing did anyone else feel awkward lol