You were killing joey inside with your bare feet out like that hah
@BlammoGer8 жыл бұрын
+Foster McFoster First the socks (Jim Jeffries Podcast) now the feet - is this a new thing? LOL
@weeknightwarrior7 жыл бұрын
lookin like half a fruitcake, fuckin momo
@sarahnolansbrother7 жыл бұрын
that shit bothers me too dog.
@zodarian67057 жыл бұрын
oh hell yes! I cant stand that shit! no one wants to see yer damn feet!
@hankhill19867 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that lol especially when he grabs his gross toes
@peden338 жыл бұрын
Do you ever notice how comfortable Bert looks during his podcast and how uncomfortable his guests tend to look? Joey needs a la-z-boy. Haha! Hilarious interview!
Bert I can't with you playin with toes. Put some shoes on brah
@garylee78448 жыл бұрын
word...
@mattfoley66657 жыл бұрын
Put a shirt on
@jfoss19743 жыл бұрын
You won’t like most of the south then. I haven’t wore shoes in 30 years!
@Gekokujo768 жыл бұрын
I just listened to this a couple of hours ago on my ipod. If I would have known that you were going to put Uncle Joey up in technocolor like a soldia, I would have waited around for the talking picture.
@titodenino85247 жыл бұрын
Gekokujo76 wanna watch me again?
@NickPR878 жыл бұрын
Good Googly Moogly!
@josteincarlsen29058 жыл бұрын
I like this A LOT!! Thanks from Norway
@joker2k9998 жыл бұрын
Finally realized the huge bag of Stars of Death sitting on the table. F'kin Love it. Like a Doc'tah!
@cloudyj43682 жыл бұрын
This is crazy I've never seen Bert listen this much, like he's an amazing at interviewing in this cast
@user-jk9rf7qi4p6 ай бұрын
Wow - paper routes - started mine with 19 customers. gave it up 3 years later with 92. Bert, you are correct about the valuable life lessons learned. Customer service, sales, bookkeeping and collections. Mom assisted me the bookkeeping & collecting while dad taught me service and sales.
@Shaner3738 жыл бұрын
Look at lady Godiva, some sweet with his pj's on drinking a glass of wine.
@uptownsamcv6 жыл бұрын
I swear whenever I hear the stories anout Joey's youth it plays like some alternative Wonder Years type tv show in my mind lol
@3ossomok588 Жыл бұрын
i feel you bro me too !!
@jfoss19743 жыл бұрын
Bertstyle: pajama bottoms, sweatshirt, fedora hat with feather. Classic homebody! Love it!
@Lytsout1938 жыл бұрын
btw, how the fuq does Joey remember all that detail? I'm in my mid 30's and cant remember shit! haha
@Lytsout1938 жыл бұрын
***** its insane that he always talks about shrooms, acid, coke, heroine, angel dust, edibles, Quaaludes and smoking weed and still remembers! If I had Joeys memory, my wife wouldn't be so pissed at me all the time haha!
@andrewmyers9338 жыл бұрын
When you get clean all your past memories flood back.
@riffraff90708 жыл бұрын
I'm the same way. But I have a friend who has a memory like Joey. Like and elephant. He can remember stuff 20 yrs ago to the month and year.
@killyourego19838 жыл бұрын
+Stephen Gerardo I am same....have a memory for those things(life).But for me its fucked,I dont like it.Past hunts you like a savage!
@OpentheLightAUA928 жыл бұрын
at first I thought some of his stories were lies, but when he brought out some of his childhood friends and when I read news articles about things he said happened I started realising that Joey wasn't full of shit. If you ever met Joey and you made an impression on him he'd probably remember you.
@markandrew38467 жыл бұрын
2 of the best ! Love watching your show Bert !
@aaronzywicki86833 жыл бұрын
These Two Are A Good Combo
@CZRXCZR8 жыл бұрын
10 Susquehanna opinion's about this video.
@EvilMonkey83668 жыл бұрын
You're one of my favorites Bert! You AND Joey = awesomeness!
@dumbvedeoz8 жыл бұрын
thank you man thank you! 2 honest humble sincere men talking about life and not one mention of their red expensive cars or their work ethics or their BS life! thanks!
@gw5932 жыл бұрын
A dime an hour to cut grass..bro..you aren’t that old hahah
@Khathaar8 жыл бұрын
That fucking hat Bert jesus hahahah
@DIR9119117 жыл бұрын
joey must be a sound engineer's nightmare , always up and down with the volume. from hard to hear ,then BOOM there he is. love him but damn :)
@jamestowne14818 жыл бұрын
I'm with Joey on the Star Wars shit !!
@SixStringShooter6 жыл бұрын
"I had to tell my ma, "Ma, clean your fuckin nose, guy!" - Joey Diaz
@jhughes198518 жыл бұрын
"I don't like space.." Joey is the best.. =)
@peronakov76637 жыл бұрын
Joey killing it from the beginning 3:38
@andreasdunlap31475 жыл бұрын
Joey giving out stars of death Ike my school teacher used to do when I was good in class lol
@OpentheLightAUA928 жыл бұрын
Bert, livestreaming your conversations will bring your podcast to another level. you probably know this already.
@titodenino85247 жыл бұрын
Open the Light AUA letters make words and words make sentences, but I'm sure you know that.
@flashmanfred7 жыл бұрын
When Joey is on about crystal THC is he actually on about PCP?
@ChrisHp6177 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tommygiii49205 жыл бұрын
I’ve been wondering that myself for years lol
@gavinbeets47363 жыл бұрын
Joey Rocks always
@TokyoSwan.8 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! I've been waiting for you to make the podcasts video
@hellohighhellotv8 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey!!!!
@clu7chblac4wat3r96 жыл бұрын
love the subtle duracell promotion
@johnmcsomething95768 жыл бұрын
Two of the Greats.... My productivity/attention to detail is now dropping to near zero... Good thing I'm not making dynamite...
@je__.11 ай бұрын
greatt episodeee
@stattoo328 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey!!!! Speaking the truth! Bert, I am so glad I found your show, I love it!!!
@JacobC4793 жыл бұрын
-Skip to 1:10:27 -Let the video play out -Press replay -Ads will be gone
@joenone66387 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz, in my mind is the story of a true American. An immigrant who come from the bottom to the top. I have SO MUCH Respect for this man. Much love to the main man Coco, Bert is okay too lol Jk love you to Bert. Party on Machine, you are a god to the godless, Cocksucka.
@creepyowl10498 жыл бұрын
this for my birthday
@coreygrubb46763 жыл бұрын
Best podcast! Love Joey and bert. I feel the love
@Sharkfan7 жыл бұрын
"do you know whos going to suffer the most when joey diaz dies?....REDBAN" haha i lost it
@matthewmorgan71607 жыл бұрын
hey burnt fleshlight put some socks on
@andrewharper47678 жыл бұрын
FINALLY dont get why the video takes weeks to upload but thanks!
@michaeledward25184 жыл бұрын
10 cents a lawn come on im 51 and i was getting between 3 to 5 bucks a lawn in a small town in nova scotia as a kid .. much love from hamilton ontario canada
@sangyeolchoi63368 жыл бұрын
"thats a complete different bag of worms right there."
@zivaray6 жыл бұрын
Love BERT...and Joey, too!
@unctheduc7 жыл бұрын
joeys got the best memory in the world
@BrianDclark238 жыл бұрын
Watched toms Netflix show, so funny!!! Can't wait to see u again live!
@Phantom2316 Жыл бұрын
Time flies
@gjjgb7 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz should do his own "Stand By Me" Movie... Lol
@coyster530 Жыл бұрын
When I was in sixth and seventh grade my dad had a paper route because where I live you need a car because the area is so spread out and I would leave with him at 2:30 in the morning and I would get done at about 6:30 or so and then go home eat breakfast and go to school but do that about 3 or 4 days a week definitely help me build character
@leedaryl8 жыл бұрын
Oh man! I did all that. Seen it already it's was great. Tom so funny.
@juangajate31603 жыл бұрын
No more commercials
@OpentheLightAUA928 жыл бұрын
That David Spade book. Joey would have wiped his ass with it if you weren't looking.
@cardinalvisions5568 жыл бұрын
LIKE A DOCTAH
@Genochi8 жыл бұрын
his stories are the best
@brendandodson65537 жыл бұрын
The books are staring at us. It's freaking me out.
@LegendShark5 жыл бұрын
yo i love the longest yard
@avarey84116 жыл бұрын
Bert I'm gagging watching you pick those nasty toes
@stattoo327 жыл бұрын
The Machine!!!
@goanyways8 жыл бұрын
best guest
@jp3mcpherson7 жыл бұрын
Walmart sells suits?
@desmondbarry44477 жыл бұрын
TURN THE VOLUME UP BERT
@yugo9168 жыл бұрын
i feel the newspapers and cutting grass i was doing it as a kid in '97 and my buddies son wouldnt cut the giys grass down the street for $20 everytime
@garryhyare16598 жыл бұрын
Yes finally this is going to be Epic...
@banama17588 жыл бұрын
where is the tom segura vlog ? cant find it ...
@jimgarrison73867 жыл бұрын
CAN'T HEAR SHIT. TURN IT UP
@je__.11 ай бұрын
awesomeee
@jdthakid28 жыл бұрын
thanks bert
@shannonkuhta66618 жыл бұрын
Bert your great. Watching Joey d I found you a.now I got two momo's to watch
@grafforbust8 жыл бұрын
more please
@diaperriflez93918 жыл бұрын
soooo good!
@3ossomok588 Жыл бұрын
long live joey diaz. i wish uncle joey would take care of his health more and lose some weight we love him abd we want h to stay around for a long time ❤️💯💪🏼
@Killacorn8 жыл бұрын
I miss Freshly Baked Video Games
@TrollHiddenCave3 жыл бұрын
Who's me
@StuffIHeard8 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are killing it! Control your content, do the work, reap the benefits! Creating content is where it's at!
@traysutherland84916 жыл бұрын
Bert better quit dropping names before someone gets in trouble
@emmanuelmejia70168 жыл бұрын
Oh shit!
@ume-f5j2 жыл бұрын
59:40
@gjruff778 жыл бұрын
"but Bert?"
@THEEDESPERAD07 жыл бұрын
💜
@joshuabaker34275 жыл бұрын
Joey talks so quietly until he starts screaming. Can't listen in the shower Joey come on man.
@givezerofx8 жыл бұрын
Watched Tom Segura's special it's absolutely incredible.
@SomeKindOfMadman8 жыл бұрын
No Joey! Why the E-Cig? Oh well, no matter what, Joey is the man
@ryanpetty17748 жыл бұрын
its a vape pen for weed
@EDGEAMAKATEDIDDIOT6 жыл бұрын
I tried coke for 18 months once
@leviguise64115 жыл бұрын
I limit myself to whenever I'm alone or with someone
@jbutreallyjaie3 жыл бұрын
Ford didn't start selling/making his cars until 45. /or 55? One of the other. Impressive either way.
@sabryngibson2944 Жыл бұрын
What ford are you talking about? Ford motor company sold their first car in 1903
@garretdelaurier37896 жыл бұрын
Third time listened.. guilty love coco love machine
@tylernicholas44717 ай бұрын
What he got his feet out like that
@NWforager8 жыл бұрын
woe , Buns and Moms kid is named after the Machine ? for reals ?
@michaeledward25184 жыл бұрын
a half ounce -29 joints so a half a gram a joint roughly give or take a joint not bad considering a lot of people can get 3 to 4 joints a gram and holy shit 25 bucks for a half ounce . and bert get that fucking mic. of the fucking table please l ... much love from hamilton ontario canada
@michaelpipkin99427 жыл бұрын
Find Bert crying on Opie. Holy. Shit guys. The time travelers wife.
@MrGoater118 жыл бұрын
How dare you interrupt madflavour's Intro to plug something!!!!
@user-jz9on4ek1e5 жыл бұрын
Should make a film about Joey mother f**king Diaz!!
@rlenclub3 жыл бұрын
"I don't like ro-BOTS"
@JoeAnklam4 жыл бұрын
bare feet with that fedora
@endelible59254 жыл бұрын
are we being best friends right now?
@zombie77dipper8 жыл бұрын
Finally
@mind-of-neo5 жыл бұрын
Podcast starts at 2:30 dont know what tf hes talking about before that
@jmas98288 жыл бұрын
Awesome podcast sir. I feel like Joey dosed you. You seem to be more contemplative this cast. Also, loved the newest vlog and the last cast with Doug Benson. keep it up man. I think you're mancave keeps me coming back haha
@leviguise64115 жыл бұрын
Get that treadmill the hell outta there
@garylj37 жыл бұрын
paper route... collecting it was $4.75 a month. Some cheap phucks would give you a $5 and stand there while I would dig through my money bag for their .25 change. Others would give you the .25, and I would be like, oh gee... THANKS.