40K Belisarius Cawl Cinematic

[@IgnisFiend]

Hearing someone say "I mean you no harm" in this universe has to be the most rare of events.

[@TheHuangShan]

Hearing someone say "I mean you no harm" is probably a standing joke in that universe. Like all the mimic jokes we have. Now saying that AND actually causing no harm, that would be extremely rare.

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

Pretty sure the Dark Eldar say that pretty often, shortly before doing lots and lots of harm.

[@samuelfawell9159]

I can just imagine someone going “No harm?” What does that mean?”

[@felipekowal2]

Knowing Trazin, he say that for better contest during the recording program

[@ottoaureliuszwiebel]

@@samuelfawell9159 they mean: you will be un-armed *ripping noises*

[@joaogomes9405]

I love the detail of Cawl calculating his chances of succeeding in convincing Creed to protect the pylons, and his chances of him or his skitarii succeeding in assassinating Creed if he refuses to protect them

[@belisarian6429]

I wonder if he also taken into account hidden Baneblade behind Creeds desk as chances of assassination seem to be too high.

[@thecommentguy9380]

@@belisarian6429 oh please, he got an emperor class titan on cawl's back

[@imperialguardsman5726]

@@thecommentguy9380 he tactical genius'd several titan legions behind his window

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Didn't update his chill software it seems.

[@Your_Average_Warlord_Titan]

​@@imperialguardsman5726he got a whole temple of the officio assasinorum is the other room just waiting to take the shot

[@AlfredGanQuan]

"Destroy me if you wish. Nothing will change." Yeah of course this is just one among your infinite number of body-doubles.

[@andybogdan4380]

He is called Trazyn the INFINITE for a reason.

[@matthatter5099]

I don’t think that’s what he’s referring to

[@orben-amos6172]

@@matthatter5099 or is it

[@reanukeeves392]

@@matthatter5099 *vsauce music intensifies*

[@smh9902]

@@matthatter5099 Trazyn has enough class and sass that he's referring to both simultaneously, that if Cawl destroy's his body double it wont change anything for him, and it wont change the current fate of that planet.

[@lkvideos7181]

To people taken slightly aback by Cawl calculating his "Override" chances: he doesn't do it out of spite or distrust. His task is so important he literaly has no options than to force it if necessary.

[@Nick_noz1]

ყველგან შენს კომენტარებს რატომ ვხვდები? არხის ვიდეოები მომწონს ეგრე გააგრძელე

[@johnpbauer]

@@Nick_noz1 English please.

[@aidanworth8199]

@@johnpbauer *high gothic, please

[@timogden5293]

Sakartvelos gaumarjos megobrebo I don’t know what that would be in High Gothic

[@Grabthar191]

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." -- Gen James Mad Dog Mattis

[@hanszhou6543]

The only reason Trazyn's here: To make sure that the Immaterium doesn't screw up any of his collectibles. The taint of Chaos would mess up the entirety of his collection, and Trazyn values those above all else. Oh, and saving the galaxy is a plus.

[@caav56]

A plus, since it allows him to collect more things on later.

[@helsreach8954]

A fine addition to my collections

[@SpectralKnight]

If anyone is going to eventually murder all life it's going to be me damn it :)

[@LordSerion]

He kinda failed though... will he report this to the Phaerons and will the Necrons take action this time is the question.

[@alphariusfuze8089]

@@SpectralKnight Oh the Tyranids

[@notdoneyet1361]

Trazyn’s line about his memory being screwy really resonates when you know that Cawl has had two full mind-wipes and has to delete much of his memory every 500 or so years because he runs out of storage

[@TalentHouseAd]

Its my favorite line, really shows Trazyn doesnt just understand Cawl, hes researched him, he knows him, and he knows him well enough to take the bet that Cawl will let him help with the pylons. Its also a great jab at Cawls existence.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

i thought it was trazyn that had to delete his memory

[@servalkorion686]

someone give Cawl a hard drive for love of the Emperor

[@tannerg89]

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Infinite and the divine delves more into how trazyn does things. 9.99 for the kindle book, well worth it imo.

[@thecoolerjon3506]

I love how when he says that the pylon creators are unknown, a classified indicator pops up on his hud, as well as a probablity of successful deduction, implying he's basically positive it was the necrons, but doesnt want to tell the others.

[@kinbolluck476]

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[@sebastianrochefort6763]

I got the feeling the probabilty of successful deduction was referring to him working out what they were for rather than who built them

[@zachrich7359]

"I prefer honored guest." I love that sass of Trazyn.

[@MizantropMan]

I know that if I ever become immortal, I'll be just like him.

[@andrewmcclean823]

The Canon nonabridged version of that scene is even funnier.

[@MizantropMan]

@@andrewmcclean823 What's the title of a book it's potrayed in? If it's not a Codex, I'm going to order it immidiately.

[@Zomious]

Guests don't steal shit Trazy.

[@phinix250]

@@Zomious Trazyn does not steal shit, he stores it for a better purpose

[@fullmetalgamers1276]

Cawl: you think you're cute? Trazyn: I'm adorable

[@arnantphongsatha7906]

Dorn: There can be only one Adorable, xeno!

[@fxsantazo]

Trazyn: here's the info, best buddy

[@CBRN-115]

Guardsman: Cheeky bugger

[@huntergman8338]

"Bitch, I'm adorable."

[@MrMuelltube]

@@huntergman8338 "No!" - Rogal Dorn

[@KennyKortrez]

Trazyn's voice seems fitting - lordly, prideful, enjoying himself. As Necron should be.

[@Autechltd]

Trazyn is sounding too much like Arch hmm

[@spartana1116]

Dosent trazyn have a blue chests and cape?

[@KennyKortrez]

@@spartana1116 Its usually hard to tell from official arts, but thats definitely him

[@MrHubcio666]

No, space asthma Necrons from DoW are the best

[@michawrona593]

@@MrHubcio666 thats probably how an Immortal would sound... the Overlords have higher quality speech devices.

[@lawfulpotato]

"You comprehend it's secrets?" "I was there when it was first awakened" "Or was I?" Vsauce music starts playing

[@voidcastfam]

"Memory is such a fickle thing"

[@scamin441]

Lawfulpotato necrons the galaxy’s best assholes or maybe they are not ? After all warhammer is such a fickle thing

[@ptbot3294]

How much harddrive would you need to keep memory of 40,000 years

[@Glumbus1]

mmm... yes... no... maybe yes? no... no!!!

[@erika002]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWPNnIlqd9iBbLc

[@Itachi21x]

The irony when the Human looks less human than the Xeno

[@alizard7617]

Yes Inquisitor, this comment is the one

[@zqfmgb4335]

*Your local Sisters of Battle order wants to : know your location*

[@bartolhaina5057]

Imperium of a man is based on irony

[@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536]

Itachi21x his most holy inquisition wants to know your location

[@metaouroboros690]

Gotta love him twisting his grotesque, hunchbacked form towards Trazyn while he says this, while the lights flicker on and off like in a horror movie.

[@2WARDEN2]

I love Cawl's HUD when he idly thinks about killing Creed with his bare hands vs. sending a task force to do it instead. *[CREED ELIMINATION]* *SUCCESS PROBABILITY: 53%* *[SKITARII TASK FORCE]* *SUCCESS PROBABILITY: 59%*

[@Ulfbhert9000]

Magos. Calculate the probability of combing both the Creed and Skitarii task force. Do this and I'll get you some toasters.

[@militaristicsoldier856]

The Hash Slinging Slasher I think that was in response to his mathematical result that there was a 36% chance that creed would agree or be anywhere near sympathetic, thus he was plotting away out in case he is accused of heresy

[@darksoul1381]

That's some serious optimism against someone with tactical genius

[@gege0298]

@@darksoul1381 Cawl is a person of mass destruction. He's probably got enough weaponry on his person to raze the place to the ground.

[@darksoul1381]

@@gege0298 Did you get the joke or not....

[@Shinzon23]

Damn, they skipped my favorite line! We share no commonality." "Perhaps. I went to the fires of biotransference in chains. You, I think, have gladly sliced away your humanity piece by piece." Best line ever

[@hang_kentang6709]

there was this theory that admech's tradition of slicing away parts of their body and replacing them with mechanical parts have something to do with the dragon of mars. the ctan loves feeding on souls, what if slicing away parts of their body also does away with a little of their life's essence, sort of like a tribute to the void dragon. being a ctan that controls technology, this was probably done to appease the omnissiah and guard their machines against malfunctions. but this is just too heretical to be true and probably just a theory.

[@Shinzon23]

@@hang_kentang6709 possibly true, since the Void Dragon is some sort of C'tan, and likely not one shattered into Shards... It would actually kinda make sense with keeping it imprisoned;the emperor kicked its ass, buried it on mars, and figured out a way to use its passive influence even whilst dead/incapacitated/dormant to slowly bring about the Mechanicus, all while also keeping the damn thing satisfied with scraps of souls and not fighting its restraints whilst also (to a overwhelming degree) keeping knowledge of it from both the Adeptus Mechanicus AND all but the most trusted servants on Earth... I'm not sure who initially set up that Cult of the Dragon thing we had in the Horus Heresy book Mechanicus though... it's probably the Emperor, but somehow it doesn't FEEL like the Emperors doing,especially since at the time he buried the Dragon, space travel would have been both difficult and stupidly dangerous, and if he truly did fight the thing as far back as its implied, there would have been no space travel for hundreds or thousands of years.

[@PrzybyszzMatplanety]

@@Shinzon23 Emperor had nothing to do with establishing Cult of the Machine. Their faith was created after Dark Age of Technology, when terraforming of Mars failed and planet reverted to a red wasteland. Survivors depended on scraps of technology so much that they started to venerate and worship them. There was barely space for Machine God believers in their enclaves and surely there was none for the nonbelieviers. Also, Emperor could travel through the Warp, so spacecraft wasn't needed. What we truly know about his abilities and powers?

[@Shinzon23]

@@PrzybyszzMatplanety wrong; emperor had need for a caste of machine worshippers, and he had either a C'tan shard to get the hell off earth or a entire C'tan. Thus, he buried that bastard in the labyrinth of night on Mars and it influenced the rise of the Mechanicus...

[@c.alexander4199]

Lazurkri What book is this?

[@lailaoneill169]

This is the kind of thing the community is hungry for, I don't know why GW doesn't make things like this.

[@RafaelCabreraAzrael]

if this game is a hit, they will

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

The Fall of Cadia is like; THE EVENT. It dwarfs Guilliman’s return by a factor of ten. The Gate Has Fallen. I personally believe any true warhammer player would have fought at that bastion to the death with every legion they have raised over the years. It would have been the new Armageddon. Vigilus is trying to make up for it, but goddamnit I want to lay down the lives of both my Astartes chapters, my tau carde, and my guard regiment holding off an endless horde of chaos space marines, cultists and daemons, every sacrifice buying the galaxy another second of survival. Another moment before the spires fall.

[@lailaoneill169]

Agreed very true.

[@josecolon2717]

Dashiell Gillingham same and I have a massive collection of ordinatus, titans and skitarii

[@nalrashido]

Uhh... they gave them permission to make the game.

[@frozensalami548]

Did Belasarius just considers Creed's assasination and outright war if he disagrees with his plan??...Holy Terra Cawl, calm down...

[@mcash3]

@Zerebrat Eightyseven CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED thats whats gonna happen

[@MikeBenko]

Yeah Cawl or no Cawl, ya still don't want your ass scouted by a Baneblade.

[@frozensalami548]

@@MikeBenko Don't forget Warlord titans hiding behind waist high fences...That's a classsic right there....

[@Yuzral]

Not only that, but alone in a room with at least one Space Marine officer, Creed, the God Emperor knows who else and all their bodyguards...he figures he can probably take them.

[@ivan_says_hi]

@@Yuzral let's be real cawl has more gizmos in his ancient ass than a space marine battle barge. he probably has some archeotec that can kill everyone on the planet hidden in his left pinkie.

[@velinmihov8958]

And this is why Cawl is awesome. Where other Archmagos would scream bloody murder in being aided by xenos, he's willing to cast aside his prejudices and do what must be done.

[@spartana1116]

For the knowledge and to protect humanity

[@Kill4Control]

That's not Cawl's problem, a lot of techpriests can and would do the same The problem with Cawl is he's too much of a mary sue, the Fall of Cadia era Cawl was cool, but they ruined him by making him design better marines then even the Emperor somehow could.

[@RockerDanM]

The Emperor made the Primarchs which I would argue are still beyond anything the Primaris are, even the rule books state that the Primaris are only another step to a Primarch, since they are missing certain gene sequences and organs.

[@dakotapahel-short3192]

They are also missing the warpcraft the emperor used in the making of the primarchs. Its never clearly stated but they do flirt with the primarchs not being human. I think the primarchs were warp entities bound into organic constructs. Based on their behavior, I'd say the emperor might have even stolen parts of the gods to make them. edit: also the primarchs have been perfectly cloned by a space marine. if fabius can do it, why not cawl?

[@Keemperor40K]

@@Kill4Control Yes, Cawl made stronger Space Marines, but it was a process that took him millennia and working with what little was left of the Emperors notes on Space Marine and Primarch creation, even now he still can't rival what the Emperor did. By contrast, from the first Thunder warriors, to the first Space Marines, less than a millenium had passed, perhaps even much less. The Emperor was able to create the Thunder Warriors, then the Primarchs and ultimately the Space Marines in just a few centuries at most

[@adrianrevness5724]

"You are an abomination." Says the cyborg with multiple limbs....

[@sentientsoftware2632]

Well, Titan AI could be considered basic, compared to the AI that exists in 40K, but an AI with memory/emotion imprints from Princeps and the equivalent reactionary intelligence of a dumb animal is a hell of a bit more then what *we* would call basic.

[@dymitrithesalty6064]

Servitors? Partly human? I don't know man. They're basically vat flesh applied to metal frames. My pox walkers have more humanity and consciousness. XD

[@Ded-Nside3825]

Too many limbs? No such thing!

[@ImPedofinderGeneral]

...and with glowing cyberdong

[@LordSerion]

I think Trazyn said something like "I was dragged in chains to the fire of biotransference, but it seems you willingly scrapped away your humanity piece by piece... which of us it the abomination?"

[@FrosenHell]

Cawl casually committing techno-heresy

[@farkasabel]

he already did when created the primaris marines. he made them better than the emperor-omnissiah did.

[@andrevanas85]

Whats new

[@ViralN9]

Archmagos Belisarius "It's not heresy when I do it" Cawl

[@bvdemier1]

Archmagos Belisarius" I am totally not using A.I" Cawl

[@rexlumontad8078]

Cato Sicarius Like you're any better with all that I, Cato Sicarius spiel.

[@BlondieYouTube]

_"But you're an abomination!"_ Belisarius shouted without stuttering. Trazyn tilted his metal skeleton head slightly and responded with a friendly voice, _"Then why are you blushing?"_ Belisarius looked away, and started sweating. He knew the Necron was everything he dared not to become.

[@spectralassassin6030]

I'm gonna need a flamer for this. A heavy flamer. And a virus bomb for good measure.

[@extremepredudice]

@@spectralassassin6030 This might be a job for a cylonic torpedo. Theres some pretty heavy heresy here.

[@Frozenkoldfury]

By the Omnissiah, restrain yourself or I shall give you a taste of the Motive Force

[@BlondieYouTube]

@@extremepredudice You guys haven't even seen my deviant art

[@luisfukumoto6838]

@@BlondieKZbin Where're the grey knights when you need them?

[@noelallenbose972]

Cawl: "But you are an abomination!" Trazyn: "Look who's talking!?"

[@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser]

Engineer meets dumb business bosses then starts awkward friendship with physicist in a nutshell.

[@陳潔明-w6y]

Is that physicist an AI? Or living souls trapped into mechanical bodies?

[@parjai97]

@@陳潔明-w6y they are necrons. They got interred into those bodies as a species, then got their souls eaten away by the C'tan.

[@陳潔明-w6y]

@@parjai97 So who is that guy talking? Himself or a replacement of him? I'm new to 40k

[@soumen1082]

@@陳潔明-w6y Very Good Question :)

[@ryanmaxwell2174]

​@@陳潔明-w6y Firstly, Welcome to 40k; learning about this stuff can be overwhelming, especially at first, so, hopefully, I can provide some places to start. Anyway, based on your question, here are the 1d4chan pages for the Necrons and the Machine Cult. The AdMech one is one of the best pages on the site, and one of the best sources of information and understanding on the Machine cult, if you can filter past the tongue in cheek stuff, because it explains why it acts like it does; despite what people will tell you, they are not a backwards religious orthodoxy that hates progress. They are a backwards religious orthodoxy that loves progress, as long as it meets certain criteria that generally mean it won't try to kill everyone. It's functionally the same, most of the time, though. 1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Mechanicus 1d4chan.org/wiki/Necron 1d4chan is a great place to get information, and I recommend it if you like the humor, but there are also other free internet sources for material on the setting. Here are links to the following: vaults of terra, which is where I first got acquainted with the setting, and is great for newcomers, 40k theories, which is similar to the old game theory, but is a bit more difficult to understand before one knows some general stuff about the setting, but really helps to understand the stuff from there, Arch Warhammer, which is similar to vaults of terra, most of the time, except that it usually goes much deeper, through the narrator going on tangents, whereas Vaults of terra is more structured, and probably better for new people, and Magos, a much smaller 40k KZbin channel, which is essentially 1d4chan in video form; it's wonderful. I sincerely hope this helps in your adventure. kzbin.info kzbin.info kzbin.info/door/hS9wazLlTUHSTeKVG39hZw kzbin.info

[@Synthonym]

I am entirely convinced that Trazyn already knew Cadia was done for, and helped Cawl activate the pylons so that everyone was distracted by the big shiny space beam while he nicked Creed for his collection

[@RawbeardX]

Trayzen, the greates Pokemon collector in the Galaxy!

[@parkermaisterra8532]

It's to bad that the Emperor got the ultra rare limited edition shiny Void Dragon

[@RawbeardX]

I bet he hid it in his Web Way prototype, just in case something went wrong nobody else could get it from him.

[@starsyasmine5982]

@@RawbeardX now that I think about the emperor is like professor oak who had polygon

[@TricksterPoi]

@@starsyasmine5982 I swear he had something that Trayzen don't-

[@markusnavergard2387]

@@parkermaisterra8532 Thats what the emperor think he has. Tarzyn has the real one and another fake one and that special one with the special nature and abilities.

[@iNahtanoJ]

i love how the necron sounds more human than cawl

[@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133]

After his meeting with Creed Cawl discovered titan under his robes... after meeting Trazyn he lost it.

[@markusnavergard2387]

Cawl " didnt i have more equipment?" Tarzyn " No"

[@AD-pp2vn]

With the blood ravens somehow acquiring them without either Cawl or Trazyn's knowledge.

[@comradepootis3665]

I need a series of novels about Cawl and Trazyn going around doing tech stuff and speaking binary and shit. GW needs to just put Alfabusa in charge already dammit

[@redeye4516]

Ah, so you're the one who jinxed it.

[@kosmicmarxman443]

Way to go man...way to go.

[@bergonath8851]

I have some bad news...

[@bobbaganooch2843]

I can’t help but think of a 40K version of Rick and Morty

[@Pancombine18]

Imagine worshipping internet shitposter oh tf2 player no wonder it has autism.

[@TopHatdudeman]

Keep in mind this dude is 10,000 years old. LITERALLY was on the ORIGINAL space marine development team.

[@RuslanLagashkin]

He is like Gabe Newell with Primaris being his HL3.

[@shadybr1t177]

Not quite Instead cawl just absorbed the memory and consciousness of the person who helped make them

[@bloodfartmoon2765]

Not really Cawl just ""stole"" the guys memories

[@williamaldred335]

@@bloodfartmoon2765 What the prior man wasn't using it, might as well put it to some good use.

[@bloodfartmoon2765]

@@williamaldred335 true plus the guy tried hijacking cawls body first so i guess its even

[@bingvarstand47]

Creed also have the snapchat mouth filter.

[@kraosdadafusfus8034]

What Cawl was thinking when Creed listened to him: That's great-_fantastic_-*I HATE YOU!*

[@philiproe1661]

I like how TTS took Cawl's multiple personalities fused into one literally. It kind of explains his HUD calculating the possibility of killing Creed.

[@Lammergeier350]

Their feeble ORGANIC locomotion will be haltedterminated within the hour.

[@bigmoe9856]

_I am very excited_ *FEATURE CREEP COMFIRMED*

[@kraosdadafusfus8034]

Whose anatomy needs-*DEVASTATING?!*

[@palmeraviles7250]

Big Moe damn you, I wanted to make that reference ;~;

[@emjaaaay]

Cawl: You are an abomination! Trazyn: Perhaps. I went to the fires of biotransference in chains. You, I think, have gladly sliced away your humanity piece by piece. Good old Trazyn rubbing salt in every wound he can 😂

[@sonofsanguinius4880]

Actually Trazyns memory hers is wrong. In The Infinite and The Divine book it is revealed that Trazyn accepted the biotransference, and he dragged Orikan in chains to do it.

[@thecommentguy9380]

@@sonofsanguinius4880 more likely scenario because he wanted to stay alive to "archive" stuffs, and he cant do that with super cancer all over his body

[@HornetSilksong1232]

@@sonofsanguinius4880 perhaps not, remember it was "vishani" who told him that (who was actually the deceiver posing as vishani) so it could have been a fake memory

[@Novictus]

@@sonofsanguinius4880 I don't know why thats your take away when every Necron that took part of the Great Sleep seems to have memory problems. Orikan and Trazyn remember it differently meaning either could have been the truth.

[@theone-tg4ey]

Lmao

[@KennyKortrez]

These cinematics really make me happy

[@jacobs4545]

Imagine this story with death of hopes textures/animations

[@powerist209]

@@jacobs4545 Except it was one time and subtle, like the scene between Admiral Spire and the Inquisitor after interrogation.

[@Erfierazgzb0ss4u]

are u father bones from BB's stream

[@Scarletraven87]

DOW3: 2D? What is this heresy?! BFGArmada2: OMG this is great! Expectations.

[@bvdemier1]

They did take a large part of the "Fallof Cadia" book: Cawl believing Trazyn to be the eldar Veilwalker: "I projected your arrival before now, Veilwalker" Trazyn: "I mean you no harm. Are those the correct words? I find that no matter wich I use, no one ever believes them. Wait... What did you call me? Cawl:"You are an abimination" Trazyn"Thief normally suffices. I prefer Honoured Guest. But abomination or thief , you and I have common cause." Cawl:"Logic dictates otherwise." Have they written Veilwalker out of the game?

[@lofn8166]

knowing the lore of this grand battle, i have to agree it is weird that this eldar part is cut out. but the "new" player doesnt know anything about that eldar at this moment. i believe it was just cut to make the scene more simpler. veilwalker and the other eldar will definetly appear in the game

[@MrDrake98998]

It makes sense to explore more detail in the Gathering Storm books... In a game like this? Wouldn't work. Narrative changes happen, but you get the general gist of what is happening. Veilwalker is more relevant due to her part with the Ynnari in book 2 and beyond. Possibly they might reference her? Or perhaps if they do an Eldar Campaign DLC (Since that would allow 3 of the playable factions to feature, similar to how Imperium Campaign will have Admech and Astartes with the Navy).

[@asurmenhandofasuryan4610]

Martellus I'm going to be very salty if the Eldar end up being DLCs

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

I would assume it to be similar to how the Blackstone Fortress actually hits Cadia in BGA:2 as well- instead of some tactical genius with the engines in the fortresss turning on (yet not destroyed for reasons) it's literally Abbadon forcing DOZENS of ships to push it into the planet. Both a much more badass visual, and a much more logical one than the book told.

[@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs]

@@asurmenhandofasuryan4610 Why would the Eldar be DLC? All the races are included in the base game.

[@warriorcrab1319]

"You comprehend it's secrets?" "I was there when they first awakened" "but perhaps I wasn't" "Or was I?" "What is 'being there' anyway? You and me, talking about existance in this pit in the middle of a chaos invasion... Is that really ALL there is to it?"

[@imperialguardsman135]

Hey, tranzyn, why are you wearing blue feathers?

[@HailNeatoBurrito]

"JUST AS PLANNED! Wait, what's that Baneblade doing the-" "CREEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

[@CBRN-115]

Can the Emperor be rebuilt out of cyberdongs?

[@BananaChicken21]

*[Suspirio]* You're as much of an overthinker as ever.

[@marsar1775]

@@BananaChicken21 ohohohoho! Is your feeble human mind to weak for some simple ponderings

[@commandermcnash5137]

I really love how Tindalos made the cutscenes, they got that Text-to-Speech vibe after Alfabusa got his art evolution in later seasons, let's hope more studios make motion-comic styled cutscenes, by the end of the day it's the lore and narrative what makes 40k bright so much.

[@kinbolluck476]

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[@Astralwolf23]

Love it! Could help but notice the mechanicum and their own agendas and schemes running through cawl's cybernetics on his HUD which was a nice touch. Very interesting looking foward to more.

[@Siegberg91]

The mechanicus power is nearly as absolute as the Inquisition the Empire can not afford loose them.

[@Astralwolf23]

@@Siegberg91 Very true! Each have a means to an end, their own goals and agendas wrapped within secrecy. Always remember one of the guard novels i read, the name sadly escapes me, where a squad with a tech-priest in toe split up in a labyrinth of ruined structures. One of the guardsmen characters discovers the tech-priest up to something and the is swiftly killed by it in order to maintain secrecy... not very pleasant with its mechanical tentacles. Or another when a detachment of Sister's of Battle take command of a column of chimeras and order they drive over the fleeing refugees... thus is 40k though.

[@DusanMadzarevic]

@@Astralwolf23 if you remember the name please reply with it here, sounds interesting

[@rememberjerry936]

I love how the lobotomized spider nugget calls trazyn a freak

[@adventofknowledge]

I like Cawl so much, his machine and flesh are not so blinded like much of the mechanicum and imperium that he isn't immediately refusing completely to work with Trayzen, he understands what is necessary and at least hes only a little batshit crazy after 10,000 years haha

[@Sodium779]

Fun fact: Inquisitor Quixos & Cherubael were already studying the Pylons and successfully duplicating them 600 years before this story. He may have succeeded if Gregor Eisenhorn hadn't executed him...

[@AldorEricsson]

Duplicating, yes. As for "successfully", that's not proven (and not very likely, considering that Quixos had to rely on his access to Warp secrets, which are antithesis of Necron technology).

[@lordgod9958]

Wasn't quixos very borderline on the cusp of falling to chaos? Even by radical inquisitor standards dude was doing sketchy stuff

[@kennethbedwell5188]

That they still put flesh on Cawl's bones means they did a better job understanding the Lore than GW did!

[@matijakurelja9827]

So was it wrong to stop Quixos ? or was he building an anti pylon and Eisenhorn was correct to stop him, ( anti pylon as in it will nullify the effect of the current ones)

[@maxb9767]

Except the fucking point about Cawl is that he only pretends to still have fleshy bits left. His entire schtick is almost being an abominable intelligence, but still,human enough to go undiscovered.

[@0XFallen]

@@maxb9767 Probably not his own flesh

[@imperialguardsman135]

@@maxb9767 hey, as long as it works

[@Suhov]

Probably first time I am interested if there is a *Collector's* edition.

[@kuehnjakob]

First time i will say this, but underrated comment indeed.

[@enorgvanquisher7044]

Outstanding move

[@marty2129]

you mean Trazyn's edition? :D

[@darkstone6018]

Was I the only one who noticed that cawl wanted to 'eliminate creed' with a 53% chance of success. Or am I misinterpreting that?

[@bvdemier1]

It is a extra protocol cawl would do if Creed didnt accept his proposal (37% acceptance probability).

[@FatGouf]

kinda reminds me of Warrior Monk Mattis' "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."

[@FollowedGaming]

Haha Cawl doesn't see the 3 warhound titans behind that table over there so goes the TACTICAL GENIUS OF CREED!

[@Sigismund697]

@@FollowedGaming which he could probably control if he wanted No machine spirit is safe when Papa Cawl is around

[@FollowedGaming]

@@Sigismund697 ok how about sly MARBO BEING HIDDEN BEHIND THE GUARDSMAN OVER THERE!! So goes the TACTICAL GENIUS

[@matics453]

Trazyn is the best necron in the galaxy

[@Fractured676]

I prefer Zahndrekh and Obyron. Bro's that cross time.

[@caav56]

@@Fractured676 Amarkun the Gatherer and Zaa of Tomorrow would fit quite nice with them as well.

[@wikipediaintellectual7088]

I like Szarekh the best.

[@legiohysterius4624]

@@Fractured676 i want see all three trazyn wanting them for his collection

[@comteraffayn8351]

Imothek, Zahndrekh, Szarek, Orikan, Trazyn etc... Necrons have some cool characters in general

[@aguspuig6615]

i love how from a far 40k seems like a parody on extreme xenophobia but the deeper you get into the lore the more you realise every faction's actions make total sense, and that in some situations they are even willing to colaborate, its a world so dark that dictatorship and xenophobia are simply the correct answer in some situations

[@Valsorayu]

Which is what makes 40k terrifying. It shows how in abstraction (out group vs in group) totalitarianism and xenophobia may seem logical.

[@PaiSAMSEN]

Cawl : "But you are an abomination" Trolzyn : "Funny, coming from someone looking less human than me."

[@evanhunt1863]

1:38 I just noticed- Cawl was thinking about murdering Creed if the general didn't accept. And there was a fair chance that he wouldn't. "Lives are the Emperor's currency" indeed.

[@sirquiffkuffsofmarsbars6036]

No need to Call for a call to Cawl when Cawl Crawls to your hall before your downfall

[@sonofjack6286]

That's a tounge twister.

[@TheBigChinaGamer]

Trazyn - A man who fought Abbadon with pokemon balls

[@sonofjack6286]

Yep

[@thelastroman7791]

(Belisarius arrives) Ostrogoths, Vandals and Persians: Ha, I’m in danger.

[@ather4300]

Persians?

[@vandeheyeric]

@@ather4300 It's a historical joke. The most famous Belisarius was a kickass Later Roman/Byzantine General who beat up all those people for Roman Emperor Justinian.

[@VRichardsn]

Long live Rome.

[@Lunarice98]

@@VRichardsn More like long live Constantinople since that was the capital and even when they did take rome back from barbarians it was not in great shape.

[@VRichardsn]

@@Lunarice98 Rome as in "Rome the entity" not the city :)

[@SpartanM23]

"Show me... a nice toaster!"

[@bezretmet]

is that a tss reference are is that actually canon?!

[@LordSerion]

@@bezretmet TSS is canon.

[@Wanaskiwin]

show me potato salad!

[@manictiger]

Somewhere, Slaaneshi Hereteks are violating home appliances.

[@willmarsden6921]

Trazyn: "I mean you no harm" Anyone in the 40k universe: "THAT'S A F**KIN LIE!!!"

[@JustSomeGuy489]

I like how Cawl does not entirely rule out the option of just whacking Creed as shown by his head-up display. 1:36

[@TheSpearkan]

"nyerg" I FOUND A LIQUID NITROGEN

[@Shinzon23]

Lolz, that's from a LOOONNNGG time ago!

[@magnustheredxv]

*ANESTHETICS REQUIRED! ANESTHETICS REQUIRED! ANESTHETICS REQUIRED! ANESTHETICS REQUI-*

[@markgresch9944]

I just love how Trazyn says "Kill me, it won't change anything, not for me" like the death of his body is a minor inconvenience to him...because it literally is.

[@akanuwolf]

I love how Crawl calls Trazyn an abomination when he himself has a less human form than the robot (figure wise)

[@thesupremegentlemanatheist7382]

In the book, Trazyn calls him out for it. And says that he's ironically more human than Cawl.

[@gareththorn4356]

But cawl is more human then trazyn. Not only are you mixing up human and humanoid, but cawl literally has human face. Dumb fucking comments here.

[@Frozenkoldfury]

@@gareththorn4356 actually, Cawls "Face" is not necessarily his own. He puts in just enough effort to look human, but he is actually 99% Machine. That flesh is carefully placed over cybernetics. It could even be someone elses flesh.

[@gareththorn4356]

@@Frozenkoldfury no... That's him. You are just making that shit up and guessing.

[@Sylfposts]

@@gareththorn4356 I saw another comment apparently quoting a missing Line from this dialogue, about their differences: *"Cawl: We share no commonality Trazyn: Perhaps. I went through the fires of biotransference in chains. You, I think, have gladly sliced away your humanity piece by piece"* I think this is were Trazyn said he's more human than Cawl. Humanity being much more than about your body, but also your mind.

[@mitchellbond9833]

Feels like cawl is playing xcom with all those percentages.

[@patrickvasconcelos3001]

That has alot better than I could expect. Creed does sounds alot better and smooth that I expected too. I am rather excited for the history on this new game for sure.

[@leephilips5781]

Is Trazyn's voice actor the same actor who played Mr House from New Vegas? So uncanny! So confident!

[@ryanherrington2319]

We need to redub this with the TTS cawl.

[@philiproe1661]

We need a TTS Trazyn first.

[@finnheisenheim8274]

In the short amount of time we saw cawl, he seems to have developed tourettes syndrome because of old age or faulty mechanical parts

[@philiproe1661]

@@finnheisenheim8274 He has multiple personalities as well.

[@account8158]

@@philiproe1661 They are all based around the chaos gods as well

[@philiproe1661]

@@account8158 Really? Which ones are which?

[@thezman9001]

"May the Emperor guide you" Cawl: who do you think let me do my work?

[@Fototheier]

Calling the necrons abominations. Literally is an abomination

[@TAttila84]

Fototheier Cawl is beautiful, have a form kind to the Omnissiah.

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

+Attila Crawl is a madman who consorts with xenos and is likely a heretek of the highest order; he is likely to have produced an abominable intelligence. He is an abomination as surly as any alien.

[@ass1434]

Pump your brakes there heretic

[@TAttila84]

@@dashiellgillingham4579 Sometimes you need to do some immoral things for the sake of humanity. There is much worse things than the necrons.

[@IsaiahClemmons]

Repent for your sins. The God Emperor is always watching. That is awfully close to taking the side of a filthy xenos foto. I would be happy to contact the arbites to see what they think?

[@ricky6608]

“You are an abomination” says the cyborg who looks like a praying mantis and speaks in garbled static out of a shoulder mounted speaker

[@wolfmirebacta8710]

I don't like the moving mouths, they should've just done what they did in the first one

[@averagecoloniser4586]

Wolfmire Bacta the first one has moving mouths aswell in a few cutscenes

[@Hasus16]

It's like made by Karl the Deranged

[@thesuperpierre59]

Hasus16 haha thought of that too , but hey that make me like it tbh

[@thorveim1174]

Yup the lips look awkward.. facves look like they are made of plastic that has a hard time to move, and the animation looks like something out of the emperor text-to-speech. Doesn't stop them from delivering PURE AWESOME

[@afox7040]

By Order of the Emperor: We Must Construct Additional Pylons!

[@sonofjack6286]

With help from the Necrons, specifically Trazyn's people.

[@martinp1054]

But.... do we have enough minerals?

[@nemesorofthokt2755]

“I prefer honored guest” Trazyn stop with the sass you are already banned from Mandragora don’t get banned from imperial space too! Well, at least you didn’t try to steal Cawl’s staff, that’s probably the part that annoyed the stormlord the most.

[@LordSerion]

He is kinda banned from almost every dynasty - he had to pull a speech lvl 100 move to get in to the Celestial Orrery to even get to Cadia.

[@nemesorofthokt2755]

@@LordSerion Not that it ever stops him, immediately after being banned from Mandragora he returned and possessed imotekhs vargard in a white dwarf article to get Imotekh to help him loot something. Trazyn is such a troll.

[@jkee9760]

"But you are an abomination!" "I'd prefer honored guest" Conversation with my parents when I leave my room

[@Nagerash]

I'm soo curious about the Necron Campaign. and if it's any good...

[@Deathroll1988]

Wait,are there different campaigns for each faction?

[@majedhamad8733]

@@Deathroll1988 imperial campaign you use astartes imperial navy and mechanicus , also there is a necron one and a tyranid one

[@ivan_says_hi]

@@majedhamad8733 I'm excited for the tyranid one. I love nomnomnoming, and I hope every mission is "the hive mind wills that thing over there to be nomnomnomed" and your like "yeah ok boss whatever you say" in a thick bronx accent.

[@majedhamad8733]

@@ivan_says_hi actually the dialog is from the enemies you attack and their experience from it from what i know. should be interesting!

[@woodwyrm]

@@Deathroll1988 Base game ships with three campaigns: Imperium, Necrons and the Tyranids.

[@EdgarTheOgre]

Cawl: You're an abomination Trazyn: bitch I'm your dream, but better

[@concept5631]

2:58 I like how you can hear some contempt come out of Trazyn's voice when he mentions his faltering memory about the pylons.

[@Cynocehali]

I'm honestly happy to have this type of animation, I'd love for more of this!

[@GunRunner106]

the planet fell before the guard did!

[@JonyTony2018]

*Broke

[@woodwyrm]

CADIA BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!

[@johnvictorroderos8842]

CADIA STANDS!

[@escanor8087]

Trazyn: Yo Cawl: who you is? Trazyn: I made this shit Cawl: Yo...mind showing us?

[@marcusmeins1839]

Lol

[@masterzoroark6664]

I love how you can see the though process of Cawl when you have the fps view from him. I wounder how it looked like when he met that Necron

[@TheOuroboros84]

Belisarius is probably the best character that GW has produced in recent years...So far there hasn't been but Marines and Guardsmen as promienent figures in Lore. It was about time that such a colourful faction as AdMech got their own.

[@facundoluciani8920]

I love when you see Cawl from far he looks cool and intimidating, but near, you see him like a sad old man with a destroyed body

[@flyboy_nathan4112]

I just love how trazyn is somehow more human than cawl

[@kenjohnsumampong4663]

I had an experience some months ago when i was at sea on the merchant ship during the storm rai near the philippine island of palawan our engines were failing the crew was afraid the storms wind and waves crash in the deck i was on duty in the bridge that time i noticed the engines sound was screaming to me it was almost like it wanted me to slow down the rpms so did after that the engines where stabilizing the movement of the ship was smoother i thought to my self “did the ship spoke to me?” Thats when i understood the spirit of this mighty machine though strong needed my help and the engineers thanked me for it. It calmed me that the spirit touched me and helped me understand

[@habitualline-stepper8218]

If anyone hasnt read it i recommend reading The Infinite and the Divine which goes deep into necron lore. Trazyns voice in this is exactly how i would imagine it woulld be

[@jeramiahvanelgort3913]

Gotta say, pretty perfect with everyone’s portrayal. Also, CRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD

[@joshuablake4595]

I was there when they first awakened, or maybe I wasn't? Memory is such a fickle thing. One of my favourite lines

[@LordSerion]

After about 60 million years of existing he's not entirely wrong.

[@emmanuelrojas2632]

👏👏👏👏👏💪💪 espectacular!!!lo mismo que leí en los libros hecho en cinemáticas!!! exquisito!!!eres un genio!!!por el emperador!!Cadia resiste .....jaja.. bueno no resistió mucho más xD!!

[@brendenibrahim2265]

Cawl mentally thought "we doing this my way or WE DOING THIS MY WAY"

[@whale8436]

Calling a call to cawl

[@rustkarl]

Cawling Cawl.

[@chagui5253]

Line open Hello ! Belisarius cawl speaks What do you require ? Fucking what !?

[@sonofjack6286]

Your Fabricator General requires your services Cawl. You shall be getting your way too many mechadendrites dirty.

[@shadowstrider8295]

@@sonofjack6286 Fine. Whose anatomy needs DEVASTATING!?

[@BananaChicken21]

@@shadowstrider8295 Transferring the data riiiiiiiiiiiight now. **yeets Tech-Priest** I need this host of glistening meatheaps liquidated before they reach the Noctis Labyrinth.

[@DarkSolace33]

Cadia Stands!!!

[@maniacaltwit]

FUCK CADIA-I mean casual fucked chaos

[@yinranzhang1908]

No it doesn't loyalist dog!

[@maniacaltwit]

@@yinranzhang1908 *whispers* I'm not loyalist

[@yinranzhang1908]

@@maniacaltwit I'm not speaking to you, champion of slaanesh, but to the papa smurf.

[@danieldeak9141]

Until orks smash it.

[@lkvideos7181]

This is the reason Cawl is such a great character. Not to mention Trazyn, though latter can be an incredibly cheeky savage. ^^

[@DudeWatIsThis]

The chad Mechanicus dub. The virgin Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2 dub.

[@Grimdankemperor]

Cawl: “GENERAL TRAZYN” Trazyn: “Hello there”

[@calumdeighton]

Ok, this is getting interesting! Really Interesting

[@loreman2803]

Some of if not the most advanced ships of the “Imperium”, the best of everything

[@ericlarrieu-let5757]

1:30 I like how Belisarius considered killing Creed and taking over if he refused to let him research the pylons.

[@helmwall133]

"You are an abomination" says the machine serpent

[@palmeraviles7250]

Mechanicus > xeno

[@E100Omega123]

Upgrades granted by the blessed Omnissiah vs foul soulless xeno tech heresy

[@nazoj6462]

"but you are an abomination" ok metal anthropomorphic snail thing man

[@villie86]

Trazyn is a treasure.

[@sqoots863]

Trazyn: "I mean you no harm........... because I am going to add you to my collection!"

[@josiahwright5859]

Looking at Cawl's upper body, specifically his head, all I can think of is that Genie Quote, "ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck."

[@olivers.7151]

"Or perhaps I wasn't?" Trazyn taking a page out of Tzeentch's book there....

[@aenigmatrices]

They should have kept the part where he thought Trazyn was Veilwalker - and then he went "Wait, what did you just call me?" And then Cawl proceeded to call him an abomination after realizing that he's too metal to be an Eldar.

[@marrvynswillames4975]

Well, they didnt even included Veilwalker

[@MrBombermann27]

a Human who have a robotic emotion and A robot with Human emotion.

[@chestnut4860]

"But you are an abomination" Centipede dude to guy who looks more human than him.

[@josecolon2717]

Ok this is the warhammer I have always wanted to see in my short existence in the fandom... Anyone else wonder how long it would take to make a miniseries on each big warhammer 40k event or straight up a show that takes place in warhammer 40k Because I know TTS is a thing but we need a show about the insignificant people, in something that will hopefully be in something close to this quality

[@thesupremegentlemanatheist7382]

GW announced a 40k tv show. There's a trailer out for it now.