I find it extremely amusing to think about an ork desperately trying to crawl away from a painboy running at him.
@JDdoesstuff6 жыл бұрын
Tyranicus Gladius that NOPE badger gif sprang to mind!
@jhorbirnlokrisson65286 жыл бұрын
tf2 doc... BUT if it was an ork it would go like :"OI! COME OVE' YA BLODY BITZ i will FIX YA GIT!"
@robertclark16696 жыл бұрын
Maybe even a fettish
@Reddotzebra6 жыл бұрын
"Dat's sum flashy bitz but um... Iz it supposed to be tickin' like dat?"
@robertclark16696 жыл бұрын
@Xenovista lol
@markmikolay90197 жыл бұрын
"Dunt be such a git ribs grow back!" *turns to flyer squig* "No dey dunt"
@willrogers37936 жыл бұрын
“ORKY-MEEDIEZ, NO!! IT AIN’T HOI-JENIKK IN DERE!!!” *digs flyer squig out of patient’s chest cavity and pitches it at a nearby grot’s face* “Kleen dat squig, grot! Oi needz ‘im stare-ill-eyezed beefor me next proseedjah!” *turns back to patient, shrugs* “Heh. Squigz, am oi roight?”
@themiller39405 жыл бұрын
They might for Orks lol
@jkenkane61885 жыл бұрын
Márk Mikolay this has to be the best comment I've ever read
@gabrielmontenegro94765 жыл бұрын
"Wot happens now?"
@crimsonphantomsolitaire88375 жыл бұрын
Tf2 orks i need it now
@barleysixseventwo66658 жыл бұрын
Not all Painboyz are feared. Grakgut Grumwizzlewot was well-known and respected for his very practical and highly successful surgeries. Who could forget his anti-backstab surgical proceedure? You know, the one where he literally sews a legless grot to your back!
@signumsapientia71008 жыл бұрын
+Barley Sixseventwo A true genius, I have to agree
@leftwardglobe16438 жыл бұрын
+Barley Sixseventwo Why legless?
@signumsapientia71008 жыл бұрын
LeftwardGlobe16 So he can't run away or kick the patient
@leftwardglobe16438 жыл бұрын
Signum Sapientia Ok, I get the second part, but it's sewn on, it's not running away. Also, it could just reach up and punch him in the back of the head.
@signumsapientia71008 жыл бұрын
I guess so there's no appeal to even try to flee, and you kidding? a grot punching an ork? he is busy with shooting a revolver at the enemy
@Astraben8 жыл бұрын
"If he can´t run the fuck away from the Doctor..." I laughed.
@leogir15188 жыл бұрын
the best part of the painboy lore. They will come to get you even when you don't want them.
@leogir15188 жыл бұрын
the best part of the painboy lore. They will come to get you even when you don't want them.
@leogir15188 жыл бұрын
the best part of the painboy lore. They will come to get you even when you don't want them.
@1998topornik Жыл бұрын
Dark humor at its finest.
@jackhoughton5118 жыл бұрын
I demand Surgeon Sim: Painboyz
@maxducks20017 жыл бұрын
Or Surgeon Sim: Skitarii Enhancement
@marcusporter75656 жыл бұрын
Jack Houghton I know I'd like to see Jack play it if it was made, but we could choose our patients.
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2003 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a regular playthrough of Surgeon Sim, the only difference being that you’re encouraged to cause havoc.
@Randerson24093 жыл бұрын
@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Given some of the playthroughs of it I've seen, the Painboyz may very well be more in control of a surgery than humans
@jamesbeatley63458 жыл бұрын
Ork: Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Dok: Itz okae, it onle tak a bit! Ork: Im okae! Seez, me arm iz good, me arm iz vary good. Dok: No, me enhanzmentz work wel an wel.
@Nippelssiini8 жыл бұрын
Orks never get old. They are freaking lunatics
@aguynamedjames89568 жыл бұрын
+henrik petteri lindström yeah but you know that you'd probably want one to be your mate
@andrewduncan78018 жыл бұрын
agree
@lorddorko238 жыл бұрын
Git, you iz a dumb oomie, da orkz iz da most kunnin' and brutal,
@asj34198 жыл бұрын
Yes, they never do, I have never seen a elderly ork.
@NetMoverSitan8 жыл бұрын
They can get as big as a Dreadnought.
@Nyrufa7 жыл бұрын
There is no alcohol in the galaxy strong enough for an Ork on the battlefield once he hears the doctor is on his way.
@akumaking13 жыл бұрын
Squat beer and/or Space Wolf ale?
@theenderdestruction23622 жыл бұрын
@@akumaking1 unless its strong enough to knock leman on his ass for a god emperor forsaken day or more then no it's not strong enough
@varminthevermin83715 жыл бұрын
Arch :Squig to ork brain transplant Me : starts laughing uncontrolable
@VomicaEmanio Жыл бұрын
I know!! I laughed so hard I cried and my cat got annoyed by all the shaking (and so left my lap where he'd been sleeping)
@DarthAzabrush7 жыл бұрын
"Re-attatching severed heads is a staple of the Painboyz' repertoire, staple being the operative word"- Ork Codex (7th Ed)
@PumpkinHoard Жыл бұрын
And successful head transplants were mentioned back in the second edition codex, way before Ghazzy got his new body.
@WormholeJim8 жыл бұрын
Well, to cure injury, first cause some injury. Makes perfect sense to me.
@TheCorrodedMan8 жыл бұрын
WormholeJim if it don't work da furst time,den 'it em wit anuva hamma!!!
@hectorandem29446 жыл бұрын
To make omelette, break eggs. 🤷
@Lord_Numpty6 жыл бұрын
In an odd way, yes. Poison cures are just poisons that have the opposite effect on the body, so with a species are loopy as the Orks, it might actually work.
@Zaprozhan5 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep dem skilz sharp! Legz off, arm bust, same stuffz diff day. Gotta hav da challenge! EXperment! Lurn!
@tylerflory93734 жыл бұрын
Dats howzit works, ya git!
@Robert-ji5dk8 жыл бұрын
Why not just retitle the video "Your average dentist".
@ozzyjames878 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@SgtTeddybear668 жыл бұрын
That's brilliant.
@MultiGG28 жыл бұрын
"New openz yer trapz and sez 'oz!'"
@TheCorrodedMan8 жыл бұрын
MultiGG2 ummm,das a real bad cavity der,I fink you's iz gonna need more surgery,OPEN WIDE YA PONZY GIT(brandishes industrial pliers menacingly)
@Masonicon7 жыл бұрын
Robert McMillan how about Toothy from Happy Tree Friends have ork for his patient(when he's dentist)?
@caos19258 жыл бұрын
Oy Painboy, whuz yu don wif me arm.""I improved it see!?" *smashes painboy*"Hmm youz rit, dat smashes gud. Gud job."
@ultimatekasrkin80028 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@maxducks20017 жыл бұрын
Oi, Dok. Woz ye pit on me 'ead? "Eu jus' got ah nu frend!" 'YOU WOT, GIT' "'Es ah bit rowdy, see." *Patient smashes second head in* Yu gav me a 'ead? GIV ME A ARM NEX TOIM!!!
@charlesw59198 жыл бұрын
Wow, didn't know the Orkz are so advanced; they have affordable healthcare!
@singletona0825 жыл бұрын
@@shunonnorth2432 Or go smack that git beside you for HIS teef.
@duddude3215 жыл бұрын
And dentistry that pays for itself.
@SephirothRyu4 жыл бұрын
Just some teeth!
@roguepsykerhaaker48134 жыл бұрын
And they have an economic system that automatically keeps people from hoarding
@vaguedreams4 жыл бұрын
They are democrats obviously
@michaelm36915 жыл бұрын
It's so rare to see people with true passion in their fields
@johannes41238 жыл бұрын
so, this must be where the medic got his licence
@TheCorrodedMan8 жыл бұрын
johannes nordeng and lost it
@darkblood6268 жыл бұрын
That means the orkz also took it away from him. That's fucking saying something about the shit he must have got up to.
@Matt-md5yt8 жыл бұрын
darkblood626 he failed to do a good job on a Ork Boy. this Soldier was there.
@eatenjaguar98547 жыл бұрын
he killed a warboss while removing a sword from his back
@djcuevas10576 жыл бұрын
Well his skeleton was missing.
@klo45pl8 жыл бұрын
sounds like the polish healthcare
@Akehiko_Urabaya8 жыл бұрын
+klo45pl If da fleshy bits stay in plec , den it werks WAAAAAAAAGHKURWAAAAA
@cezarysiemieniewski55028 жыл бұрын
If orc is crippled than it can wait a year in a que, till doctor have time, or go to him privatly.:P
@ineptwatcher8 жыл бұрын
+klo45pl "Dislocated shoulder... spine trauma... damaged knee joints... Ey, de 'ell did ya' come? Gimme de teef and fak off" ~ pretty much what orthopedist I visited 2 years ago said.
@Sewo7398 жыл бұрын
+Edvinas Tamošaitis KURWAAAAGH!!!*
@Rudevald8 жыл бұрын
+klo45pl In Kuraaaaaaaaaaagh we trust
@asdrubalvect63288 жыл бұрын
WOTZ MORE SCARY DAN A PAINBOY?...A PAINBOY ONNA BOIKE!
@NetMoverSitan8 жыл бұрын
painted red?
@MultiGG28 жыл бұрын
No! Painted yellowz! Yellowz makez em faster ya git!
@NetMoverSitan8 жыл бұрын
Yellow makez da biggest BOOOMS az well as da most shiny gubbinz and teef!!
@CorvusCorone688 жыл бұрын
+MultiGG2 no red makes faster, i forget what yellow does but it doesn't have to do with speed
@NetMoverSitan8 жыл бұрын
CorvusCorone68 More powerful explosives.
@antonkukoba33788 жыл бұрын
It's still unclear if the Ork bosses with power claws and other stuff get it from painboyz or from mekboyz. I don't think painboy would dare to play jokes with boss
@TheCorrodedMan8 жыл бұрын
Anton Kukoba HAR HAR got ya boss,izn't dat a funy-(neck snapped)
@eatenjaguar98547 жыл бұрын
ahh shouldn't av done that now come 'ere and get ye kooky juice
@marcogypaetus96075 жыл бұрын
DA MEKBOY BUILDZ IT, DA PAINBOY GRAFTZ IT, SIMPLE AS. TEAMWERK, DAT IZ.
@epiczombiedoctor59616 жыл бұрын
*Ork trips and gets a splinter in his finger* oh. No…*Painboy laughing in the background and getting his tools ready for the surgery*
@stain1095 Жыл бұрын
Other orks: You were a good lad
@SkallKiller8 жыл бұрын
"Blunt force trauma to the back of the neck" Orks have necks? 0.0
@juanpablomontalvo47158 жыл бұрын
Orks are the coolest creatures in 40K
@lordilluminati58368 жыл бұрын
WAAAAAAGH
@klm200798 жыл бұрын
Funniest yes, coolest no. Because when they land on my planet i need to burn is down and that my mate isn't allowed.... ~For the greater good!
@sonicsucks206 жыл бұрын
That's the tyranids.
@namelesssomebody25575 жыл бұрын
They are the only sane people in 40K
@anarchy48128 жыл бұрын
Altho, in Chains of Golgotha. Yarrick gets both his power claw and Bale-eye removed AND re-attached CORRECTLY. Ghazghkull mag uruk thraka seems to hire "Experienced" personel
@KingQwertzlbrmpf4 жыл бұрын
If Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka tells you to make sure that this guys survives and suffers no ill effects you make DAMN sure that nothing, absolutly NOTHING goes wrong.
@omegawilliam95s363 жыл бұрын
Grotsnik ain’t the average Dok.
@akumaking12 жыл бұрын
Well Grotsnik was the one who made Ghazkull who he is . . .
@Rubashow8 жыл бұрын
You might think what they do is pure pain but you haven't experienced the waiting hours ...
@theenderdestruction23623 жыл бұрын
What did ya think their heads were on a freaking green squig
@Commentoidiota8 жыл бұрын
I love the orks more every day. You're awesome, Arch
@AtaMarKat8 жыл бұрын
Ok, but a Painboy teaming up with a Haemonculus.
@lekhaclam878 жыл бұрын
And also a tech priest who loves making servitors, just for good measure.
@TerribilisScriptor8 жыл бұрын
jesus fuck frankensteins monster would simply be ashamed to exist next to whatever they would make.
@mirokortemaa90606 жыл бұрын
So scary thought. True medical horror.
@michaeldora90684 жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine that the Haemonculus would frequently just look at the Painboy'z work and stand like Josh asking Drake where the door is.
@Morec03 жыл бұрын
A Painboy, Haemonculus, and Fabius Bile walk into a surgical office...
@zameliz8 жыл бұрын
I love how Arch... "Chooses carefully" some of his words in Ork lore videos :P
@luckiller0198 жыл бұрын
I would love to read fanfic of painboyz written as Gregory House m.d.
@McFrager8 жыл бұрын
+Luckiller 01 'GrogGore Hut' M.d.? ..Head doktor being Doktor Cutty!.. Gretchin named 'Chase n' Rob' ..another named 'Came n' run' .. 'Firteen' -who is very enthusiastic about anesthesia.. Arek Foreork being very good at both metal working/prosthetics ..and amputation... ..and one volley ball named Wilson (GrogGore is crazy?)..
@luckiller0198 жыл бұрын
WayWard Trout Orc boyz:"Why is this gretchin called Firteen" GrogGore: "Because Twelfth died yesterday" PS" I am sorry but I cant write orc accent
@McFrager8 жыл бұрын
***** D'er d'er, itz not fore allu'da boyz ..cert'nly not fore grotz. Sum orkz jest ain't dat ..'uh... Sofisti.. Sofetilated? Sofvistulat? ..Er.. Hmm.. *...breaks table out of frustration....* ....Sum orkz jest ain't brainy iz all. ..I'z jest one'a'da more kultured uns. Right lucky i iz. -fun thing about orks is they're completely hodgepodge. Well that would be where his name came from.. But it's not like orkz care to remember why a gretchin is named the way they are -you could probably change the reason every chapter for comedic effect. They barely care where their fellow orks get their names and they fight each other to death over walkway rights.
@kyokyoniizukyo71718 жыл бұрын
+WayWard Trout can you translate to english, the subtitles don't work in comment sections, and this isn't crxuchyroll...
@SeasonsMad0428 жыл бұрын
+Kyononnon 'why did Gmail screw me over?' Hang on, I speak ork.... *Ahem* "There, there, it's not for everyone. It's certainly not for the slow. Some people just aren't that.... What's the word?... *hits table out of frustration*.... Some people just aren't smart is all. I'm just one of the more sophisticated ones. I'm actually quite lucky, the amusing thing about orks is they're entirely random."
@malter16078 жыл бұрын
I really need more of that lore.
@jomarico17708 жыл бұрын
Well this kinda gives new meaning to the phrase " An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
@NoOne-us9os Жыл бұрын
Your going to need a lot more then just a apple
@MrJohnycomelately218 жыл бұрын
So that's where the term "Shits and Giggles" comes from.
@TotalRookie_LV8 жыл бұрын
Ah, my kind of Orks! (two of only three out of 650+ professions on the catalog fitting my personality, according to the test of our state employment service, were a forensic pathologist and a surgeon)
@seanreilly52387 жыл бұрын
Orc Technology 101: I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
@JCDenton2012Modder8 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, some common ground between Orks and Humees. We both hate and are made nervous by butcher surgeons.
@davidaward824 жыл бұрын
Actual Ork anaesthetic is really quite effective, yes, they have the option of blunt force trauma, but a medi-squig is an impressive bit of bioengineering, they're also remarkably common.
@transhumanhivemind30488 жыл бұрын
Hey Arch I just want to say that I love your Warhammer stuff. I know a lot of the lore myself but the way you tell it is so damn funny and informative that I keep coming back more. That is doubly true for you orc/ork related videos. I have listen to them multiple times and they still make me smile every time. Thanks
@Cougarknight188 жыл бұрын
Wait do Painboyz get bigger everytime they do a surgery. Since everytime a Ork fights someone they get bigger and a surgery is more or less just cutting a ork does that make a painboy bigger or no. Please answer since I think it would be awesome if it did.
@toomanyaccounts8 жыл бұрын
painboyz do go into combat and well they do beat patients who don't pay.
@theatagamer907 жыл бұрын
Patrick Griffin. Sadly no. However they do get slightly bigger as a result of either knocking another ork out to do the surgery, just fighting whatever enemy is near by, or fighting an ork who he practiced on.
@Хентаи-м1ы7 жыл бұрын
TheataGamer well that is not the case either . No matter how much battles otc fighted , how many orks or enemyes he slain or got beaten by . He wont grow big if he is not vailant . Ork can brutaly destroy his enemyes but he wont grow if he just wanted to get bigger by killing them .he needs to be really vailant if he wants to get big . He can grow in size of a mountain if he is vailant even by no fighting . But when u ar that much vailant ofc u will fight .
@mk_gamíng06096 жыл бұрын
No its simple adrenaline, Orcs groww bigger due to adrenaline, its why bigger orcs try to fight bigger things to get that adrenaline kick.
@Flypotato94 жыл бұрын
Umans doctor: "if it hurts, it works !" Orks:
@CGossRunnn8 жыл бұрын
you should do lore on ork komandos
@ThePandoraGuy8 жыл бұрын
Are these the guys that cut a Rhino in four pieces and then use it as a disguise?
@aylamaiia7 жыл бұрын
The Pandora Guy yup
@maxducks20017 жыл бұрын
I'd hate to see an Ork's ass.
@jacobhodge52575 жыл бұрын
3:10 “screaming mouth” is what the irks call a bank account.
@ZGuy0fSci6 жыл бұрын
Making Mercy and the TF2 Medic seem like actual professionals.... noice.
@esterbarvonglick10987 жыл бұрын
Primary role of an Ork Painboy in life is to repair injury. Unfortunately the Ork Dictionary has a fairly broad definition of repair, and the Painboy probably cant read anyway
@BobExcalibur8 жыл бұрын
THANKS OBAMACARE.
@NetMoverSitan8 жыл бұрын
1:35 - Either that or if an Ork needs to remove some Teef prematurely to make a purchase. (e.g. a red paint job for his warbuggy to make it go "fasta")
@CrazyVulcan8 жыл бұрын
And I thought the American health care system was shit.
@ebenezer16908 жыл бұрын
Really? Smarten up the world comes here for surgery now if you're talking affording it then I'll agree with you there but really man don't make stupid statements like that.
@isaacsorrels40778 жыл бұрын
+ebenezer1690 "The world comes here for surgery *if they can afford the absurd price*. There; fixed it for you.
@CrazyVulcan8 жыл бұрын
ebenezer1690 Sorry I thought it was obvious, next time I will be sure to end my sentence with a "/sarcasm" to avoid any future misunderstandings for you. Simple Definition of sarcasm: the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say especially in order to insult someone, to show irritation, or to be funny. I myself am American. If I chose to complain about some stupid political issue in a humerus way then that is my right. Now excuse a man in a black suit is knocking on my door brb /sarcasm.
@catnium8 жыл бұрын
no the simple definition of sarcasm is : the lowest form of humor ,only funny to people so full of themselves they find their own words amusing
@diamondmetal30628 жыл бұрын
+JoeRingo118 stoopid 'umie! We'z don't like yer lit'll grotty warz, dey'z too tiny!
@360BLK7 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your lore videos. Thank you for taking the time. I often find myself re-watching particular ones when I want to brush up on things I've forgotten. Your attitudes towards Orks and Skaven are my absolute favorite.
@darrvenomfier7908 жыл бұрын
look at the pain boyz mechanical arm at 5:10 and tell me if I'm only seeing things but is that a cake beater next to a drill?
@TheAsaenath8 жыл бұрын
Now that you say it, I totally see it too :D
@alexandercross90816 жыл бұрын
It is
@chriscolumbia98346 жыл бұрын
I think I've listened to this like 3 times already. the lore is awesome, and the way arch tells it is even better
@olivia19548 жыл бұрын
and it the wonders like this that make me desire an official Fantasy Flight Ork system
@KrimzonFlygon15 жыл бұрын
You know, while we’re on the topic of crazy Warhammer 40k doctors... When can we expect to learn more about the inimitable Fabius Bile? Or the Daemonaculaba? It’s a dark-ass galaxy, and nobody alive has even heard of the Hippocratic oath.
@Rakanarshi28 жыл бұрын
lol, Orks are the best! Ork Doctors are like horror movie surgeons mixed with thugs. It's hilarious!
@Elfandspartan8 жыл бұрын
The more I learn about Orks and their marvelous culture, the more I love them!
@northernthunder78948 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 as the patient giggles and shits himself uncontrollably
@TheCorrodedMan7 жыл бұрын
Northern Thunder I just picture the ork flailing around on the table with a big smile on his face while going "TE HE HE HE HE HE HE!!!"
@jackdaalfbrainork63926 жыл бұрын
I think “professional” is not a good word for da painboyz
@philbertdez38638 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the hilarious lore on the Ork Painboyz. You have an awesome voice and the pacing of your script is quite good. Keep up the great work!
@Silverdeathpt6 жыл бұрын
Boss, I'z dun' wanna go back to da table! No boss, pleas, NOOOOOO! *gets dragged back to the table of Ghazghkull's favoured painboy*
@dueces21498 жыл бұрын
Nothing is funnier than Arch doing vids on orkz, Love it so much.
@MrAwsomenoob8 жыл бұрын
sounds like arch needs the visit a pain boy for skin replacement XD
@blackwatertv70188 жыл бұрын
And people whine about American heath care ....
@marcogypaetus96075 жыл бұрын
Well, at least ork healthcare is self paying. What most orks see before their operation is the painboy with a couple of huge pliers in hand, telling them to open wide.
@TumchieTheScot4 жыл бұрын
I remember using a painboy model for an orc artificer in a dnd one shot. Very fun times, and very silly times as well.
@Bormannator5 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a character in the anime Bungo Stray Dogs. She can completely heal any injury but can only use her powers on someone who is literally an inch away from death so she often has to make the injuries work before she is able to operate. As a result everyone is afraid of her healing treatment.
@thescribeinyellow39854 жыл бұрын
I keep thinking of the one Mad Dok you could get in Dawn of War Dark Crusade as an Honor Guard unit. One thing that was said was: "Makes da best fightin' juice in da whole Waaagh! Yum!"
@Eliphas_8 жыл бұрын
I actually thought it was gona be an Aprils Fools joke or something
@Maitrelordironfisteisenhaft8 жыл бұрын
I love 40k Orks,
@josephskiles4 жыл бұрын
I swear if I ever finally drop D&D and try 40k I will have to try Orks, they just look like so much fun to play
@Darkpentagrams8 жыл бұрын
Do you think that the Blood Raven actually are the Thousand Sons that were not present on Prospero during the Space Wolves attack? I'm pretty convinced myself and I also keep in mind that Magnus never had treachery in mind untill it seemed to be the only hope for his legion to survive. Sending a fleet away before the arrival of Russ would be something to make sure that at least a fraction of his legion keep serving the Emperor if the worst was about to happen or just because he already knew what would happen.
@toysforthetoygod26715 жыл бұрын
Cant imagine an Ork taking the hippocratic oath...
@forestelfranger8 жыл бұрын
Time for some back alley healthcare on daz boyz.
@juanpablomontalvo47158 жыл бұрын
I think a back alley would be way too clean compared to wherever the fuck painboys do their surgery
@forestelfranger8 жыл бұрын
Juanpablo Montalvo I think you are right. More like a dirty, corpse filled, poison all over the floor with rats crawling around back ally. That is just burned down ruins after a few nukes were dropped down.
@jansabela52915 жыл бұрын
Oh no.. Famous ork pain boy named Azz Drillah is on rampage again...
@shanweeboy6 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, I have finally found another person that says "mayhaps" outside of a book from 200 years ago. In all seriousness, thanks.
@Gr33nj3ster7 жыл бұрын
Sounds like *insert nation of residence or topical healthcare program* jeez.
@maxkennedy80757 жыл бұрын
Blake Kuhlman oh my god [insert political opinion that is counter to you point]
@janehrahan51165 жыл бұрын
(whines about how you are both wrong and faps to centrism for a tldr text wall)
@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam96123 жыл бұрын
I guess an apple a day wont help in this case...
@Silverdeathpt5 жыл бұрын
It would be extremely interesting to see an ork painboy doing ... "treatment"? on another painboy
@egglordthenosferatu34795 жыл бұрын
"Oiiiiiiii! Yer doin it wrung! Yer suppos ta nok me out first ya git." "Dat'z wut yoo sez, oi sez I 'z serpoz'd ter keep ye'z awake for da proseedyerr, so'z I can ask yoo 'ow much it 'urtz."
@Vineor8 жыл бұрын
Man i love your narrating my favourite subject.
@unclemiguel42218 жыл бұрын
Hey arch, could you please make more ork lore videos, if you can of course
@Lancelot2000Lps8 жыл бұрын
I must make me a Ork Army the Orc gang with three ass and the leader is a Pain boy, it was so funny as i saw your vidz because i was thinking about that. Mfg. Lancelot
@danieldeak91416 жыл бұрын
What do you call a cheap tooth removal? A RIPOFF! HAR HAR HAR!
@TheCraftedMine4 жыл бұрын
Imperium : "Our holy maidens of the Adepta Sororita travel the galaxy, blessing our faithful fighters with health in their never ending task to heal with dignity and compassion" Orkz: "haha, da boy shidded 'imself when I kut his zoggin knee in 'aff"
@JohnnyTwos8 жыл бұрын
Love these ork videos! Ever considered doing lore on the different clans?
@benjaminschabel48478 жыл бұрын
Oh Arch Warhammer :) Despite Ork Lore is clearly the best, you deliver it soo good! Big Thumb up :D Pls moar :)
@Shadowwolf-pj9zp8 жыл бұрын
This was a great vid. The whole time I thought that this would make a great documentary by Monty Python. :)
@souldry7 жыл бұрын
Brand new to 40k and watching a bunch of lore videos. How is this not the greatest universe ever created?
@samr88896 жыл бұрын
An interesting point about ork teef is that they will eventualy rot away (being organic), as a result, wealth is always temporary, and inflation is theoreticly, impossible.
@scurvydog202 жыл бұрын
Paraphrasinf old quote. No doctor has ever healed a patient. He has simply removed hindrances to the body healing itself.
@piotrskodowski75448 жыл бұрын
Ahh yess Ork lore :D. Love it. Gimme more please. And always WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
@Tech-Kaplan-Kali8 жыл бұрын
2:45 WOW! Inflation on this thing must be terrifying!
@Bluetiger64648 жыл бұрын
Well the teeth deteriorate rather quickly which is how inflation is kept at bay.
@Tech-Kaplan-Kali8 жыл бұрын
David Nelson Considering that the deffinition of good currency is that A- It's hard o get B- It's not easily destructable (A.K.A it won't rot if you keep it for longer time) All in all this is the worst currency in history. Though I shouldn't expect more from greenskeens, should I?
@ineverexist6665 жыл бұрын
i know its kinda late but is the "medical" device we see in the beginning a ork copy of the astrates medical device the apothekari have?
@ComradeCommissarYuri8 жыл бұрын
Ha an Orc unfortunate enough to not be able to run away from the Orc doc lol
@engineermole26888 жыл бұрын
RUN! ITZ A DOK!!! Also do you manege to keep a state face as you think of some of your comments? Cos the Ork shitting and giggling one got a chuckle out of me
@TrustyFriend8 жыл бұрын
Love your vids! And I especially love Ork lore. Keep up the good work :)
@patrykkotkowski87816 жыл бұрын
The competence of painboyz is preaty much like saying "just throw it into rice" when someone wants you to help him with his broken screen in a phone but im cool with it as long as orks are still alive by the end of a surgery
@MyViolador6 жыл бұрын
"thats how I lost my medical license"
@cropathfinder8 жыл бұрын
wow the ork painboyz make the US health care system look good in comparison xD
@deusvermiculus10728 жыл бұрын
make a video about Ghazghkull!
@codyarcher32638 жыл бұрын
+Kyononnon 'why did Gmail screw me over?' and all thanks to that dok who suprisingly is still alive although he has gone insane and doesnt even try to heal orks any more he just stabs things except for gaghkull who he still heals wih suprising efficency
@codyarcher32638 жыл бұрын
+Cody Archer typed this then he starts talking about him
@Jack_Stalker7 жыл бұрын
Squig to Ork brain transplant.... BRILLIANT!!!! More Angry & Savage Orks with even less regard for their own (and others) lives! And as a bonus, you get smarter Squigs! Brilliant!
@Askethanoras8 жыл бұрын
the lovlies docs in the world, reminds me of my teacher for some reason
@רועילהב-ש8נ5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Orkbama
@maxximuscree8 жыл бұрын
SURGERY!!!! never more a fearsome sound has been said by the pain boyz to a patient
@ragnar69967 жыл бұрын
Dude I love the way u put things and the way you talk lolol
@TemplarX24 жыл бұрын
A gretchin brain into an ork would be hilarious. Gretchins are actually a bit smarter.