45 Y/O Streamer Lashes Out at Nintendo for "Ruining" His Switch With New Update Also Attacks Viewers

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DSP Tries It - Memology 101

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@ShellMastR 3 ай бұрын

DSP's sheer ineptitude and unwillingness to google things are truly...astounding.

@RC-cv3bv 3 ай бұрын

Phil knows he can just cry until chat gives him a solution.

@jbscotchman 3 ай бұрын

That's what his dents are for, he needs them to tell him what to do.

@lugabo5756 3 ай бұрын

he's a disgruntled old man, he just wants to whine about anything

@darkmagicianscousin5261 3 ай бұрын

@@RC-cv3bv It's great when they give him a solution and he says no. He was bitching about the D-Pad on the Pro Controller, told the one on the Joycons was good, and said 'I don't care'. Because the Joycons aren't an Xbox controller, so they confuse and scare him like his attraction to men.

@PointsofData 3 ай бұрын

Possible Solutions: Power cycle your home network. Restarting your network devices may resolve this issue if is caused by the devices being unresponsive. Ensure you wait until all network devices power back on again prior to performing a connection test on the Nintendo Switch console. Important: If you are connecting directly to a modem, you will need to power cycle the modem any time you switch between devices connected to the modem. If you are using a router, this is typically not required. Manually assign a network IP address to the Nintendo Switch console. If the Nintendo Switch console is unable to obtain an IP address from a router, manually entering the IP address, subnet mask and gateway into the console's settings may allow you to connect. Situation Not Resolved: If you are still unable to connect, this may indicate an issue related to the network environment or router being used. If you would like to continue troubleshooting potential issues related to the router, contact the router's manufacturer for assistance with performing the following steps: Updating the router's firmware Resetting the router back to its factory default settings If you would like further assistance with the Nintendo Switch console, please contact our Customer Support.

@ninjafrog6966 3 ай бұрын

“it must be some super secret button combination!” you literally just hold down the power button for a few seconds. jesus christ phil

@ashleybrooke2087 3 ай бұрын

But then he has to actually get up!

@ninjafrog6966 3 ай бұрын

@@ashleybrooke2087nintendo fucked the console up!

@darkmagicianscousin5261 3 ай бұрын

And he was still too lazy to do that and just did a soft reset. Not like he knows the difference after 30 years of gaming.

@batboy555 3 ай бұрын

@@ninjafrog6966 up up down down left right left right b a start

@ashleybrooke2087 3 ай бұрын

@@ninjafrog6966 Broken console mechanics!

@venom_snake1984 3 ай бұрын

He literally has the most insufferable personality and attitude. I cannot stand this guy.

@zeldabombsquad1144 3 ай бұрын

Yet, you keep watching

@makemebad153 3 ай бұрын

@@zeldabombsquad1144 Get the fuck outta here, Phil.

@Clamfaced 3 ай бұрын

He has massive issues when it comes to being wrong about something, and massive issues when it comes to losing I guess they're the same thing and he sees being wrong as a form of losing? He really needs to get introspective, maybe some therapy, and discover what that's all about as it's definitely a massive issue for him affecting his personality and his everyday life.

@AlmightyRodga 3 ай бұрын

@@zeldabombsquad1144Everyone does, we wanna see the end

@MultiZernez 3 ай бұрын

fr his voice is the most torturous thing on the planet

@RoseKindred 3 ай бұрын

He is gonna have "Switch Issues" until someone gets him the new one coming out.

@lobsters12111 3 ай бұрын

Exactly. And then he's gonna have a major bill overdue.

@siner2442 3 ай бұрын

We already know where this is going… as soon as a new console game or whatever he can scam, he’ll start with the issues it’s giving or some stupid update and how it would just be easier to buy the new one! And somehow even tho he doesn’t buy it? He still puts it on his taxes…

@bosoxdanc1 3 ай бұрын

A very special "someone" (him).

@dwoodard5717 3 ай бұрын

Yea "someone who definitely isn't Phil" is going to buy one and send it to him 😂

@magnumxlpi 3 ай бұрын

Then he'll break the new one trying to take it apart to put Playstation joysticks in it

@Hoscue 3 ай бұрын

7:56 "They want you to walk to the console. That's too difficult to actually access it from the menu" Guy absolutely cannot be serious

@Hoscue 3 ай бұрын

9:42 "There's nothing I could do" - 42 year old man who's tried literally nothing

@smward87 3 ай бұрын

@@Hoscue He's the unironic living version of this 30 year old Simpsons gag: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooC3qoichK2al9U

@genericalfishtycoon3853 3 ай бұрын

@@smward87 How the F can you post links and I can't even post a video title? Such BS.

@stalkerstomper3304 3 ай бұрын

@@genericalfishtycoon3853You can post links by walking over to the internet and resetting it or removing the internet from it's dock first.

@Lyoko42o 2 ай бұрын

@@genericalfishtycoon3853factss

@artorias1172 3 ай бұрын

Nintendo is a confirmed detractor now, thanks Nintendo

@thedeepfriar745 3 ай бұрын

My respect for them just went way, way up

@darkmagicianscousin5261 3 ай бұрын

WYM 'now', he's hated them since the N64 lol. But everything he says about them is valid because he owns a decade old Mario shirt!

@AlexanderTheGrey 3 ай бұрын

They did nothing wrong they did everything correct

@slimesix3407 3 ай бұрын

We getting out the cancer filled country with this one 🙏🕜🎉🔥

@AndyCarrington-cf3ib 3 ай бұрын

They always have been. Pesky Nintendo demonetizing all of Phils videos of their games. I think there was a period back in the day were Phil refused to play any Nintendo games on his channel for this reason. Newsflash Phil, you're not entitled to make any money off others IPs.

@Caleb_Collects7 3 ай бұрын

Nintendo didnt think there was a person so lazy in the world who has trouble getting up to press the power button 😂

@professorpenne9962 3 ай бұрын

for a guy who claims to like retro, he sure seems confused about power and reset being on the console itself lol

@darkmagicianscousin5261 3 ай бұрын

True lifelong gamer doesn't consider the fact it's a handheld and that the power button being on the console is the only place that makes sense.

@PointsofData 3 ай бұрын

I swear there's a way to bring up that menu from a controller too, but it comes up from the side. It might be holding down the home button?

@PointsofData 3 ай бұрын

It's his fckn modem that's the issue Possible Solutions: Power cycle your home network. Restarting your network devices may resolve this issue if is caused by the devices being unresponsive. Ensure you wait until all network devices power back on again prior to performing a connection test on the Nintendo Switch console. Important: If you are connecting directly to a modem, you will need to power cycle the modem any time you switch between devices connected to the modem. If you are using a router, this is typically not required. Manually assign a network IP address to the Nintendo Switch console. If the Nintendo Switch console is unable to obtain an IP address from a router, manually entering the IP address, subnet mask and gateway into the console's settings may allow you to connect. Situation Not Resolved: If you are still unable to connect, this may indicate an issue related to the network environment or router being used. If you would like to continue troubleshooting potential issues related to the router, contact the router's manufacturer for assistance with performing the following steps: Updating the router's firmware Resetting the router back to its factory default settings If you would like further assistance with the Nintendo Switch console, please contact our Customer Support.

@PointsofData 3 ай бұрын

@Heavy_In_240P 3 ай бұрын

My god DSP there’s a power button AT THE TOP OF THE SWITCH just hold the button and turn off. My son is 5 years old and is smarter than him. Jesus

@MatthewCenance 3 ай бұрын

Like that's a generic thing of computers. Holding down the power button usually forces a hard and instant shut down, so why didn't he try to hold it down and see if it shut down fully?

@obamagaming8289 3 ай бұрын

But he has to get off his gaming chair to do that, tho. That's way too much work for him

@DJMcFlinty 3 ай бұрын

@@MatthewCenance he didn't know that button was there because the dents didn't tell him

@professorpenne9962 3 ай бұрын

@@MatthewCenance it's kinda mind blowing either way. either he unironically doesn't know what a hard reset is or he is playing it up hoping people will fund his next nintendo console.

@MrSirHenryMF 3 ай бұрын

When starting Breath of The Wild, this guy didn't know that connecting a controller that's not in a neutral position will fuck your controls.

@Tacozilla 3 ай бұрын

what's next, DSP spills water on his switch and then hates on Nintendo for not waterproofing the switch

@JaycRam 3 ай бұрын

One time, Phil had a plastic water bottle. He opened it, and spilled water on himself. He then proceeded to rant, blaming the company for filling it up too much.😂

@lv99redchocobo37 3 ай бұрын

I wanna see that

@Knuckles8864 3 ай бұрын

*Opens the water bottle* "Ohkay. time to drink this water." *Spills it upon lifting it up* "WHAT?! Nobody told me it would spill!! How was I supposed to know that?! Wow, thanks FromSoftware!" *Snort*

@michaelber 3 ай бұрын

Dude, don't predict the future. Lmao

@OrcsRDorks 2 ай бұрын

@@JaycRamit’s one of Lowtiergod’s piss bottles

@psi_feelingokay9784 3 ай бұрын

Local man CANNOT figure out how to press a power button for more than a second.

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 ай бұрын

Or how to double check that an Ethernet cable is firmly attached to

@darkmagicianscousin5261 3 ай бұрын

Any time he can't think of a valid response to what he says about Nintendo being debunked, he goes AMIIBO AMIIBO AMIIBO as if that's supposed to do anything but make him look even dumber.

@hemogoblin69 3 ай бұрын

Nintendrones are in the same group as DSP

@Clamfaced 3 ай бұрын

Which gets worse as time goes on as Nintendo relying on Amiibos was like, a 2013 thing.

@rodjoh 3 ай бұрын

it's funnier when u remember he owns amiibo

@jeremyknight9980 3 ай бұрын

He says it like Nintendo still shoves amiibo in people's faces, the craze died years ago.

@kirbo4252 3 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure the last time the amiibo was used in a game was miitopia for the switch back in 2021 which shouldn't really count since its a remake

@louspowels7120 3 ай бұрын

bricked = literally unusable. what a dent

@SuperSoulEaterX 3 ай бұрын

He thought a harsher word would earn him more sympathy points

@ToxicMothBoi 2 ай бұрын

@@SuperSoulEaterXhe is the definition of victim mentality

@Pocket_of_Explosives 3 ай бұрын

He spent 15 minutes complaining about this instead of turning his switch off and on for a few seconds. When his computer finally blue screens on him he's fked.

@ToxicMothBoi 2 ай бұрын

I'm sure he'd say microsoft bricked his pc and demand microsoft to refund his pc

@Maxx_XIII 3 ай бұрын

His Switch isn't bricked if he can still use a wireless connection and can play games. A Bricked console means it can't even power on anymore.

@SilvaShadow1990 3 ай бұрын

He didn't update the dock firmware because nobody told him that's also a thing.

@fatesfrozenflame 3 ай бұрын

Yeah but being dramatic and saying the worst case thing will generate pity from the dents. He banks on them being as stupid or stupider than him.

@Cray9980 3 ай бұрын

i know nothing about the switch but i googled how to restart it and found the answer in less than 5 seconds. how is this business operator unable to do that

@adamvalerio1377 3 ай бұрын

I didn’t even have to Google it because modern technology and common sense says to hold down the “sleep mode” button.

@Prime92 3 ай бұрын

He needs something to talk to his dents about. Can't keep talking about what he's gonna have for dinner.

@MGJDMNJ 3 ай бұрын

Didn’t you hear? You can trust anything on google dood. You need to talk to someone directly and by that he means talk to a dent to google it for him

@WASD-MVME 3 ай бұрын

This guy this guy I can't I just can't

@PenguinWithInternetAccess 3 ай бұрын

It actually makes me mad to hear someone this dumb

@oAPXo 3 ай бұрын

"It's a console" Yeah, a handheld console, because you know... people have friends and take their switch to play with friends?

@MaxsonAtTheFort 3 ай бұрын

What’s a friend d00d? Are they the people that give me tips? (SNORT🐽) - Pigler

@diegomedina9637 3 ай бұрын

I refuse to take my Switch off the Dock and even I know this. Its as basic electric device knowledge as it gets.

@scorpion6328 3 ай бұрын

Friends. As if Phil knows what that is… 😂

@venom_snake1984 3 ай бұрын

Oh my God. This man cannot be serious, he really cannot! Does this guy have no patience nor any sense of curiosity? This guy blames everything and everyone for everything that is literally his fault!

@ghostdoom3218 3 ай бұрын

This man? This guy? You're new here aren't you?

@tjstarzz9231 3 ай бұрын

"Secret button combination" Literally press and hold the power button.

@NaoGaiz 3 ай бұрын

you mean he has to get up and walk to his tv? stupid nintendo 🐷

@batboy555 3 ай бұрын

The contra code. Stupid autocorrect.

@lugabo5756 3 ай бұрын

For Phil that's like rocket science tbh

@rabbyd542 3 ай бұрын

You mean the same way it works on almost every electronic device since the early 2000s?

@babylonastronaut 3 ай бұрын

Darsfadill confused by the standby button.

@the_sid 3 ай бұрын

NM i thought he bricked it again like the first one. He is just to dumb to look for a power button on a portable console, and is mad it’s designed with portability in mind. Still bricking consoles seems to be his only skill LMFAO

@45jacky77 3 ай бұрын

He's too lazy to get off his chair for 3 seconds. 3 seconds to hold down the power button.

@professorpenne9962 3 ай бұрын

didn't even know the difference between a soft and hard reset lol

@PointsofData 3 ай бұрын

@179107199999 3 ай бұрын

how he brick his first switch??

@45jacky77 3 ай бұрын

@@179107199999 he dropped it when he took it out of the box

@ickyfist 3 ай бұрын

"They bricked my BMW! It's not my fault I never changed the oil, it's their fault they designed it so that it could have problems if you never change the oil."

@The_Endless_Now 3 ай бұрын

For real though, might as well add "leaving a Switch unplugged for 6 months makes it unable to use a wired connection" to the list of reasons why the Nintendo Switch is a bad console.

@Chipmunkboy 2 ай бұрын

@@The_Endless_Nowbe real it's probably just his cheap adapter

@ashleybrooke2087 3 ай бұрын

"The whole f@cking world's against me, dood."

@ToxicMothBoi 2 ай бұрын

He is the perfect victim

@ashleybrooke2087 2 ай бұрын

@@ToxicMothBoi If only he was less Jay and more Silent Bob.

@MrB0Obs 3 ай бұрын

there is ALWAYS a problem going on with dsp and he is never the reason for it and it is ALWAYS someone else's fault. his oppositional defiant disorder is strong in this clip.

@SarahsKnight0 3 ай бұрын

I seriously read that too fast at first and thought you said "oppositional infant disorder". How fitting for Phil. XD

@JJ_R 3 ай бұрын

Imagine if Phil encountered this menu in the 90’s; “You mean I have to get up and push the reset switch on my SNES to reset the game?!”

@diegomedina9637 3 ай бұрын

Isn't there a Genesis game that requires you to press the Reset button in order to continue? Phill is cooked if he ever decides to play that game.

@outlandishusername 3 ай бұрын

The Sega Master System had a pause button on the console itself. If he ever has to use one, he'll dedicate a whole stream complaining about it.

@TheGameCube64Guy 3 ай бұрын

@@diegomedina9637 X-Men

@KnoxsKorner2 3 ай бұрын

DSP is the gift that keeps on giving 😂

@iRemainNameless 3 ай бұрын

Yea, cancer. 😂 Gimme that gold dust pigroach

@ninjafrog6966 3 ай бұрын

ugh, he’s so dumb, it’s insane. all he has to do is hold the power button down on his console for a few seconds to restart it, but no, it’s nintendo’s fault.

@rustyAF 3 ай бұрын

You’re right, he is a lot like herpes

@RavenAlphaTwo 3 ай бұрын

More crap that he could have done off stream. But, he won't. He loves wasting time so he doesn't have to play games. It couldn't possibly be all of the dust and cat hair. So, he's bricked 2 Switches. No one else seems to have this issue. DSP always has these issues that no one else does.

@louspowels7120 3 ай бұрын

hold power button for 3-5 seconds is a 'secret button combination'

@catscanhavelittleasalami 3 ай бұрын

secret button combinations for 80-year-old grandpas with dementia.

@youtubecrack 3 ай бұрын

imagine Working with electronic devices your entire life and not knowing to just hold the power button down for 30 seconds to reset. This is Phil.

@ThatKidTony 2 ай бұрын

Bro probably has the cheapest, Chinese-made USB to Ethernet adapter known to man.

@moRULEZ18981 3 ай бұрын

"Why don't I just buy 400 more amiibos" lmao he's still on about amiibo nine years later and he still thinks it's such a le epic own whenever he has problems with Nintendo

@maroXUprising 2 ай бұрын

You’d think he’d move on and bring up Labo accessories as a sort of “own” towards Nintendo, even that would be outdated talking point about Nintendo given that was just an idea they went with and never went back on it after VR Labo. But nope, gotta have to bring up amiibo’s even though it’s not as prominent as it was back then.

@samberry8288 3 ай бұрын

For fuck's sake, you really have to get up and walk all the way to the Switch and press a button?! That's too much, I agree with Phil. He works so hard only for Nintendo to literally make it impossible for him to fix. The tale of Phil and his eternal and abiding victimization continues.

@MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev 3 ай бұрын

Honestly nintendo should be ashamed of themselves and they should provide phil with compensation. We would be having fun, chill streams of the highest kwahlity if not for nintendo. It's a tevin conspiracy tbh

@venomfuryx3250 3 ай бұрын

Crazy, he's already preparing himself to beg his way to the Switch 2 when it comes out 😂

@WontStopMeNow 3 ай бұрын

"Bricked" You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

@ProtoOrCly 3 ай бұрын

Did... did he forget that the switch was made to be portable? Most people don't have to get up to turn it off

@pavmish1460 3 ай бұрын

phil's mind would break the second he tries to read what dhcp is

@anomishfish 3 ай бұрын

God forbid he ever comes across DNS, that’s a firestorm waiting to happen

@marathonman96 3 ай бұрын

That chatter actually offered a viable solution if the switch's dhcp protocol wasn't functioning properly. Honestly a static IP might have resolved his issue but nooo, once DSP says it's broken he plugs up his ears and just drowns everybody out

@mikeG30013 2 ай бұрын

dhcp was invented by nintendo, it must be it!

@SilentWeaponsIIl 3 ай бұрын

Most smartphones/portable devices nowadays you hold the power button to turn off or restart, nothing new there.

@papayer 3 ай бұрын

He does this every single time. He wants to pad out his shitty 'pahdcast' for tips but can't think of anything remotely engaging or interesting, so he takes a simple problem a child could figure out, refuses to look up the obvious answer, and just sits there for an extra hour going 'GUYS I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO???????' Probably also planting the seeds for a 'generous fan' to 'send him' a Switch 2 when it comes out. It's an act.

@runshouse 3 ай бұрын

His racist Japanese accent was the cherry on top.

@Ashkihyena 3 ай бұрын

Those Asian players who beat him at the fighting game tournament left him with a mega grudge.

@diegomedina9637 3 ай бұрын

@@AshkihyenaBut you don't get it. He's the Street Fighter 2: Special crap edition that nobody wants to play Champ!

@NobleBruv 3 ай бұрын

Das rayciss durrr

@The_Endless_Now 3 ай бұрын

Yeah it was so funny lmao

@jimjambananaslam3596 3 ай бұрын

Accents have nothing to do with race and it's equally offensive to make fun of the way ANYBODY talks, not just people who have a different skin colour than you.

@ptrd4111 3 ай бұрын

As always, the slightest inconvenience or technical diificulty is a gross act of negligence and incompetence towards DSP. So glad chat could solve what is a basic fuckin google search

@roundishcap 3 ай бұрын

He really doesn't read the manual on a 300$ piece of hightech equipment, leaves it unplugged for six months, never cleans it. and powers it off during updates probably. Wireless is fine for gaming, especially for NES games. Then the lardbutt complains about having to use the power button.

@The_Endless_Now 3 ай бұрын

Anyway, why can't his Switch use a wired connection unless he's on the E-Shop?

@Emerald-Aholic 3 ай бұрын

@@The_Endless_Now No idea but Its not beyond the realm of possibility that pig roach either shut it off during an update, or his little dongle thing he uses to connect it to the ethernet is just toast lol.

@roundishcap 3 ай бұрын

@@The_Endless_Now IDK, but what I believe is that DSP did something really stupid like not fully plug in his cable.

@tardissins7512 3 ай бұрын

All he has to do is hard reset the console. That’s all I had to do. Hold the power button for 4 seconds… Edit #2: he’s hopeless…

@kada0420 3 ай бұрын

Nahh its too hard for him, man. He’s fused to the chair

@batboy555 3 ай бұрын

Ild look at the wired connection. Is the cable or port screwed up.

@anomishfish 3 ай бұрын

His explanation of DHCP was gold lmao “Even if I manually put in the IP address it still needs to get the IP address from the modem”

@SilvaShadow1990 3 ай бұрын

@@batboy555He didn't update the dock firmware. Once he does that, the wired connection works again.

@shahgyy 2 ай бұрын

It's crazy how dumb he is. Hold down the power button

@HUKIT. 3 ай бұрын

Imagine having Google regard at your fingertips to ask every single question, you're literally that lazy.

@GatheringHall 3 ай бұрын

He actually complained about having to undock the switch...holy christ you can't make this shit up 😅😂😂

@milkinobama 3 ай бұрын

How many switches has be bricked? How is he consistently doing this? My day one switch is still going strong

@lobsters12111 3 ай бұрын

Yeah my son had one of the original switches for years and the only reason we had to replace it was because it got water in the charging port and wouldn't charge anymore. He knows the mistake he made and won't do it again, and he's not even ten yet. Phil is a moron.

@professorpenne9962 3 ай бұрын

I got an OG switch and it still works perfectly fine. only reason why I rarely use it is because I got an OLED model. both still work, no issues.

@Serliu 3 ай бұрын

Mhm. I got a switch 3 months after the NS was released. Works just fine. He’s instantly skips to “oh well it’s bricked” without proper research. He’s so hopeless, it’s maddening.

@Qeisama 3 ай бұрын

My 1st gen OG switch still works perfectly. I will wait until Nintendo announced the switch 2 before I buy a new one.

@catscanhavelittleasalami 3 ай бұрын

Still have my OG working perfectly, if you don't count it being on the terribly evil nintendo ban list

@Wubbie213 3 ай бұрын

I’m convinced this man is on the spectrum

@ReLLaKaT316 3 ай бұрын

I'm on the spectrum. I don't want to claim him but I can almost guarantee you he's on the spectrum

@thefedoraguyYT 2 ай бұрын

local 45 year old man getting pissed at nintendo for not knowing how to press a single power button

@zaiyas1408 3 ай бұрын

Phil is the text book example of a male Karen.

@NIVDOR 2 ай бұрын

A few weeks ago, I accidentally left my keys in the door knob and left them there all night. I felt like the dumbest person in the world since then. After watching this, I realized that people like DSP exist and that my minor mistake is nothing compared to his overall stupidity.

@MedighJuh 3 ай бұрын

As always a simple 30 second Google search would of given Phil an answer but he wants to be a drama queen.

@Dende8981 3 ай бұрын

He simply loves to hear himself talk. When you think, that everyone is against you, theres many Things to complain about

@CwapPlatinum 3 ай бұрын

Ah yes, my Switch got bricked by the "stability improvements" update too because that's what the update does. Brother in Christ, CHAT TOLD HIM THE SOLUTION AND HE DID IT AND STILL COMPLAINS

@The_Endless_Now 3 ай бұрын

What was the solution?

@taham33 3 ай бұрын

@@The_Endless_Now restore to factory settings

@Herodotus888 3 ай бұрын

Humanity will figure out quantum computing, interstellar space travel and how life began on earth before we will figure out how a 42-year-old man who has been playing on console for 30+ years, and streaming video games full time on console for a decade and a half needs his chat to figure out how to restart his Switch.

@adrianBtabares 3 ай бұрын

I think I saw this in a Doody stream video, but someone mentioned he hasn't updated his dock, I suppose that's why the dock doesn't recognize the Lan adapter On another note, why is that the simpliest of things are always the hardest of tasks for this..............man? A tip from me, always check every single option in the settings and take your time to learn what does what, so you can avoid messing with your console

@simpleguy86 3 ай бұрын

As someone who isn't very tech savvy can someone please tell this idiot is just blowing smoke. I've never had issues with my switch but could be wrong about a thing or two. He had to have done something wrong right?

@CloakofAuron 3 ай бұрын

He did. He's already bricked his first Switch due to negligence, and he's convinced that a Wi-Fi connection on the Switch is inferior to a hardwired connection, when a hardwire connection would only matter on the Switch if you were playing a game off Cloud data (KH3 for example). Phil is notorious for not properly maintaining his equipment, given how often he uses it.

@MaxsonAtTheFort 3 ай бұрын

@@CloakofAuronHow’d he brick his first one?

@AirahsELL 3 ай бұрын

@MaxsonAtTheFort slamming it into the dock I think.

@MaxsonAtTheFort 3 ай бұрын

@@AirahsELL 🤦‍♂️

@catscanhavelittleasalami 3 ай бұрын

There's something wrong with his brain

@Lobothemainman23 3 ай бұрын

On any semi modern device generally the first thing you would try is to hold down the power button to reset it. Not DSP......

@gsealy1772 3 ай бұрын

Now he thinks he's more intelligent than Nintendo's engineers. What a delusional narcissist

@ThatKidTony 2 ай бұрын

Holding the power button is how 90% of devices hard power off and this dude acts like this is alien technology.

@ForeverLaxx 3 ай бұрын

Don't forget, this is the same guy that claims to have built PCs and ran LAN parties "back in the day." Getting up to push the power button? Too complicated, dude.

@jacobkooster7348 3 ай бұрын

This guy seems to be having a hard time. Maybe i should send him a couple bucks...

@brent8341 3 ай бұрын

It's hard for me to fully pay attention to his rants nowadays, but is he ranting for 15 minutes that he has to press a button on the switch to restart it?

@chad8813 3 ай бұрын

I can't take it. I usually just scroll through the comments

@TealBomber 3 ай бұрын

Him giving IP related 'solutions' when he couldn't figure out how to turn the damn thing off had me in stitches.

@donfanucci1766 3 ай бұрын

Why are Phil's electronics breaking down so often? Why doesn't anyone else have these constant issues? Is it the way his hooves smash and plow everything they touch?

@coolguychapman6685 3 ай бұрын

Well he's either lying (obviously) or he takes such bad care of his consoles that they break a lot honestly either one I'd possible with piggy 🐷

@hbme1390 3 ай бұрын

I love that he feels the need to show evidence of his ineptitude.

@Unparryable 3 ай бұрын

This is what you call foreshadowing for next season’s Beg-a-thon

@beatziegraham6928 2 ай бұрын

This is why there is a turn off auto updates button in the options menu.

@Valentineishere 3 ай бұрын

imagine whining about an handheld device having a reset button on the handheld device itself. Guy is so lazy that he cant be bothered getting up and taking 1 step to reach for the switch

@Captain_Corncobb 3 ай бұрын

This man has never faced a real hardship in his life rofl imagine getting this tilted about something that could happen to damn near anything electronic.

@GodaBoham 3 ай бұрын

It’s a portable console that can be played on a tv. Why is he making such a big deal that Nintendo expects you to have it in your hand?

@orichumo 3 ай бұрын

He buys every Zelda, every Pokemon, every Mario even every Splatoon for some reason and will 100% buy Nintendo's next console as soon a he can

@shadowblade6579 3 ай бұрын

He didn't buy splatoon 3 that was gifted by a fan that he only played the multi-player and skipped the single player campaign cause the multi-player is the "meat of the game"

@Majokodomo 2 ай бұрын

He also skipped the Thousand Year Door remake! He claims he'll get to it "eventually", but we all know he'll just ignore it until no one's talking about it or as "filler"! -_-

@Clamfaced 3 ай бұрын

DSP has such a weird relationship with change. Like he's TERRIFIED when his PC updates and has stalled years of updates so Microsoft doesn't change it from Windows 8. He hasn't given a reason as to what the big deal is if it changes from Windows 8. Just that it'd be different.

@SilvaShadow1990 3 ай бұрын

He's too lazy to export all his obs stuff and feels things will stop working correctly if he updated, but yet wants to get a new gaming computer and will still have to learn to export everything. That's gonna be fun to watch

@PanTastique 3 ай бұрын

God forbid you have to stand up to turn off a device. What is this, the 1980s??

@chrismccarty7128 3 ай бұрын

He blames Playstation for the online stopping 3 years ago, ignoring the fact they said they were removing the online servers.

@mackay700 2 ай бұрын

I'm not understanding how you can't find the restart button. It's literally right there when you hold the power button down. Right in front of your face.

@NervousNoodles 3 ай бұрын

If incompetency and ineptitude had a personality, it would be DSP.

@KOOPAS1234 2 ай бұрын

DSP is basically what your parents think would happen to you if you don't get a job and play games all day

@FranksMuseumOfGaming 3 ай бұрын

"There's no way to hard restart your Switch" A) Google it B) Anyone with ANY experience of electronics knows to hold down the power button (My nephew who is 5 knows this).

@DieHardjagged 3 ай бұрын

Phil should really start using Chat GTP to solve all his problems since hes so fucking inept.

@DonZorociaFR 3 ай бұрын

Well, he did nothing wrong, the idiots at Nintendo are still screwing with poor Phil 😢😢😢

@turgidbanana 3 ай бұрын

Hes priming the audience for a new switch hes buying.

@chaosmd9714 3 ай бұрын

The switch is a Detractor now, trying to mess up his business.

@dantejacks6956 3 ай бұрын

Grampa is mad things are changing

@MushroomEater64 2 ай бұрын

I hate whenever things don't go people way they somehow always blame or drag the fans down along with them just because they're having a miserable time with something they can't fix on their own.

@Fonz128 3 ай бұрын

I still can’t believe this guy is a real person.

@DarkPhoenix89 3 ай бұрын

He's lazy AF. Complaining about walking over to a console and pushing a button. This dude is 42. Let that sink in!

@KiwiHavok777 3 ай бұрын

DSPs entire life has been a disaster but at least it’s entertaining😂

@DefenestrateLogic 3 ай бұрын

He calls other people and places stupid... but doesn't Google ANYTHING. EVER!

@DiabloPablo42 3 ай бұрын

Getting up and walking to the console is too difficult. The alcoholism is affecting his mobility.

@JevonSwallow 3 ай бұрын

Damn, Phil really is the classic Suburban House Wife: complain about things, then complain about the solution provided to said thing

@checob224 2 ай бұрын

Man, i have seen lazy people, but this guy take it to another level😂.

@blitzar2258 2 ай бұрын

This guy is clearly trying to find every reason for why he isn't to blame, if this has happened to you twice on two different consoles, maybe it's a you issue, never mind that sleep mode rant, is it really that fcking difficult to get off your ass and press a power button on a HANDHELD SYSTEM?

@tytheguy13andahalf 2 ай бұрын

So Nintendos a detractors now because Phil's too fucking lazy to reset his switch.

@annaczgli2983 3 ай бұрын

Nintendo is a detractor; Jasper is a detractor; Everyone is a detractor 🤦‍♀️

@MaigenMaylight 3 ай бұрын

babymangaming

@Gamerbropart2 2 ай бұрын

And you wonder why Nintendo is so anti consumable to their fans.

@Imallalone1 3 ай бұрын

Phil don't need a damn Nintendo switch. He can't even figure out how to turn the damn thing on. What a weirdo.

@rj6929 2 ай бұрын

I find it hilarious that people who hate certain companies with a passion, still buy their games and consoles and then have no clue how to operate them 😂😂😂

@LUX711 3 ай бұрын

He really is the most unbearable person to listen to on the entire internet. He LOVES complaining, and when people give him suggestions he Sh!ts on them & laughs.

@BadWallaby 3 ай бұрын

Breaks Everything Blames Everyone Else Then devolves into stereotypes and racism, class act

@Prime92 3 ай бұрын

Wow....can't even turn off his console without a road map. I must be a genius to him.

@adrianolopes_sp 3 ай бұрын

can't hard reset because he will lose his settings. Just wow

@professorpenne9962 3 ай бұрын

I love that even people in his own chat called it a factory reset lol

@The_Endless_Now 3 ай бұрын

If a console can offer a customer anything that a PC can't, it's complete reliability. If I was DSP I'd be mad, too... But who would *_want_* to be DSP? 😂