His excuse book never ends.. he blamed the heat also
@tardissins75123 ай бұрын
There are no cats at irl tournaments. He will be amazing if he goes to an irl tournament!
@savageone31953 ай бұрын
Jasper is just larping as his cat, he's really a detractor.
@OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa3 ай бұрын
He's going to start calling Jasper a situational disability 😂
@Deadricblood3 ай бұрын
Jasper remains one of his biggest detractors. We hear you Jasper and appreciate your support.
@pko16833 ай бұрын
everyone knows cats hate pigroachs
@xavierlewis97333 ай бұрын
He is a real one, a true 💀 🚜. Jasper 4 Prezdent 🇺🇲
@hillarybanks923 ай бұрын
Best money phil ever spent!
@mikeall70123 ай бұрын
So no treats for Jasper tonight?
@tammytheranger76453 ай бұрын
Big ups Agent De Claude
@larkwans27253 ай бұрын
"you should literally delete the game and delete your internet fukin social media!!" oh come on now! he just beat you up in a video game. it's not like he did anything truly humiliating that will follow him for the rest of his life, like, oh i dont know, JERKING OFF on CAMERA
@ninjafrog69663 ай бұрын
in front of kids
@JathanielLunnington3 ай бұрын
@ninjafrog6966 it's the guy! I'm watching his Twitch!
@intellectic91553 ай бұрын
"Oh, the camera was on this whole time?"
@ghettoprince1873 ай бұрын
@@intellectic9155"Hullo...." 😂
@UNIRockLIVE3 ай бұрын
THANK YOU
@k-ondoomer3 ай бұрын
"Why is he punching me??!" Bro you agreed to the fight lol
@KnucklesWTD3 ай бұрын
Not once but twice
@scribblerjones3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@flossatnite20823 ай бұрын
lmfao this actuallu made me laugh out loud bro
@Sam-vh9zs3 ай бұрын
Why is he hitting me?!? I’m not even doing anything !!!! Not what I wanted!! Hail Mary wake up level 3 super drive rush, that’s game.
@heartbeatsdrum2 ай бұрын
😆😆😆
@MauZangetsu3 ай бұрын
Pig gets distracted because his cat jumps on his chair. Meanwhile, Maximilian can fight and win with his daughter jumping him from behind and still talk to her all at the same time
@daijodan3 ай бұрын
Phil would have slapped the shit out of that kid if she tried that on him in real life.
@jazzygeofferz3 ай бұрын
Justin Wong as well.
@TheLaurelCrown3 ай бұрын
@@jazzygeofferz PR Balrog competed in a tournament while holding his baby
@spectraltheinkling85263 ай бұрын
@@TheLaurelCrown i read that news
@papayer3 ай бұрын
'Jasper distracted me, I almost got him!' my brother in Christ, you got perfected.
@Ron_Jambo_3 ай бұрын
I know it's just a saying but he is not your brother in Christ, if Hell exists, it exists for a reason, for people like him 😂
@EnclaveZA2 ай бұрын
The dude at the 10 min mark gave him several chances and still he got owned😂😂😂 I've never seen anyone so bad at fighting games!!!
@Blind-cow3 ай бұрын
For a game with no steaks he sure is acting like it’s a barbecue
@warrenweaver66643 ай бұрын
Omg 😂
@Powers_D1473 ай бұрын
Ahh yes. Smoked pig is back on the menu booooooys.
@StationaryBeggar3 ай бұрын
Gout
@The_Rampart3 ай бұрын
No nice juicy tender steaks.
@RoflCopter7263 ай бұрын
Celebrate Gout 100
@seamonkey84353 ай бұрын
Every single loss. No matter what, no matter how he is beat, he always thinks he didn’t get beat legitimately. Dude has a major mental issue
@Clamfaced3 ай бұрын
He needs to go to therapy to find out why he can't cope with the idea of losing or being wrong at something. It seeps into every aspect of his life and content, he has to always "win" and get one over on people. It is his biggest problem and has held him back his entire life as the majority of the issues regarding his personality feed back into this trait of always having to win and being unable to handle loss.
@CornerPressurE3 ай бұрын
He's the white LTG
@DSPsWifesBF3 ай бұрын
@@CornerPressurEthey’re both absolute tards. They both avoid accountability like the plague
@Osithirith3 ай бұрын
If he doesn’t constantly bitch like this what does he have to talk about? Nothing. He’s the King of Hate it’s all he’s ever had to be interested in him about. Now it’s just people making fun of him and a handful of dents supporting him.
@Awellneededsmoke3 ай бұрын
I mean it’s pretty clear. He says his mother brushed his hair until he was about 18 years old he’s a man child. Children have a hard time emotionally with losing.
@Clamfaced3 ай бұрын
Why would you rage quit? There are no stakes remember! 🥩🥩🥩
@-suphur3 ай бұрын
No steaks.
@hillarybanks923 ай бұрын
He can’t have stakes because of the gout, you know his aunt didn’t tell him to see a doctor normally!
@thinkindark3 ай бұрын
@@hillarybanks92 it's so cruel how his aunt didn't warn him that he might end up with gout after 10+ years of drinking gin like a fish and eating like a fucking raccoon all day every day!
@Phantom.Gaming643 ай бұрын
Because he is a lying hypocrite.
@DiktatrSquid3 ай бұрын
Ego, pride
@Poopbucket453 ай бұрын
Gets perfected, “ you don’t know how to play street fighter at all” 😂
@Herodotus8883 ай бұрын
Dood, he did nothing wrong in that match. He did everything right. Game sucks.
@Technature75673 ай бұрын
@@Poopbucket45 I like to pretend he's looking in a mirror anytime he loses. Sorry, I meant any time he starts losing. Sorry, I meant any time something doesn't go his way. Sorry, I meant any time he's breathing.
@vanguarddnice3 ай бұрын
Btw those Cammy was Raw Phil lol.
@rez74373 ай бұрын
Dang piggy, the self hate is real
@ZooberWezeeKenzan3 ай бұрын
“I’m waiting for a legit hit” *Counter hit* “Still waiting for a legit hit” Again, responsibility is a foreign concept to this man
@SeffTrollins3 ай бұрын
I pray there's perfect ko's in these videos simply for the seal laugh edits. They kill me every time.
@-suphur3 ай бұрын
Me too. I lmao every time.
@geotcxs16973 ай бұрын
Saw this comment and was like "I'm gonna be on the lookout now" and it was LITERALLY the first match 🤣💀
@DSPsWifesBF3 ай бұрын
Phil’s fake laughs make me embarrassed for him. I doubt he’s even fooling the dents
🐷: "You just mash buttons and gamble!" Heh, Phil must have been talking to himself there
@venomfuryx32503 ай бұрын
Especially the gamble part
@Lanthias3 ай бұрын
He bitched about having to do Patreon videos and not being able to stream tonight as well. He blames the people who gave him $50 because he can't organise his own schedule...
@ninjafrog69663 ай бұрын
he’s literally his own boss, he makes his own schedule
@jontaehall27403 ай бұрын
It would not be stressful to still do both streams and do Patreon react videos. It's literally just pressing record and watching some dumbass videos for an hour or two. Lazy mf
@darkmagicianscousin52613 ай бұрын
@@ninjafrog6966 And proof that not everyone is meant for self-employment.
@thinkindark3 ай бұрын
@darkmagicianscousin5261 piggy isn't self employed, not really. He's just a professional, full-time beggar from the comfort of his snort fort
@DSPsWifesBF3 ай бұрын
His cat tries to hang out with him and he sprays him with water. Phil can’t be likable if he tries. He would be a villain if he wasn’t such a soy
@BovineIntervention3 ай бұрын
Jasper is a slave and its the least of the bad shit dsp does lool
@mikeall70123 ай бұрын
Total gambler mantality. Only talks about the wins, never the loses and cant step away from the table.
@calgriff19003 ай бұрын
"I WANNA WIN MATCHES" literally sounds like a 5 year old crying over online points.
@NavaDownSouth3 ай бұрын
5 year old would be better at SF though, they would train in the lab and become really good then Mock DSP and get banned in matches
@victorvillanueva11043 ай бұрын
Don't forget this is a 40+ year old "man" yet he throws excuses and tantrums like a 5 year old. Very mature and robust content.
@GamerGarm3 ай бұрын
Very robust. Much curation.
@Pembo-vn7qq3 ай бұрын
This is one sad little creature lol
@DrumRoody3 ай бұрын
@@GamerGarm wow
@elshaddaimosthigh50033 ай бұрын
he's 42 and tbh bro no one ever really fully grows up :(
@2inverse4693 ай бұрын
Yet he still manages to make money.
@Clamfaced3 ай бұрын
Jasper is the ultimate detractor. Remember when he exposed WWE Champions on DSP's phone? And when he pulled the plug?
@MTown5873 ай бұрын
He has to live with DSP, it’s only natural he’d hate DSP more than anybody
@theMaster...3 ай бұрын
ScamSideDave and the $300,000 WWE Champions Scam will NEVER be forgotten...
@DonZorociaFR3 ай бұрын
3 hours of pure grind to get -27 MR, keep it up Phil 💪💪💪
@Doge-bz3vj3 ай бұрын
> Scrubs are mashing their way to Master because Capcom sucks > Pig highest rank is Master and Is stuck in Master
@valsione383 ай бұрын
Worse yet, he's stuck in 1500 because above 1600 people have way better matchup knowledge and 1800 onward.....yeah pigs can't meet god.
@carloshill3 ай бұрын
I heard these pathetic excuses and they were ridiculous but now he's blaming his loses on his cat unreal
@amyford29713 ай бұрын
Especially as the cat just jumped on the chair with him. It wasn’t like he walked in front of tv and was jumping at TV or anything. He just wanted a bit of attention from him. Who knows maybe he was trying to calm him down.
@calbon29943 ай бұрын
Secret agent Jasper is the one behind the lag and losses.
@TheMygoran3 ай бұрын
Most likely Jasper screwed with his modem as well, trying to blacklist phil from the internet
@DSPTriesItMemology1013 ай бұрын
How can capcom get away robbing this guy inputs! WOW
@DSPTriesItMemology1013 ай бұрын
Kahpcam*
@larkwans27253 ай бұрын
they stole his tire too! and made his wife gain 200lbs
@scorpion63283 ай бұрын
Same way he gets away with robbing his dents.
@GNARK1LL4203 ай бұрын
Someone to do a class acktion lawsuit against Scatcom
@k-ondoomer3 ай бұрын
Come AHN DOOD
@ninjafrog69663 ай бұрын
“any monkey could do what you’re doing right now” then do it phil. if you’re so confident in that statement, pick cammy and do that combo consistently
@WeCareAlot46933 ай бұрын
You're less than a monkey doing patterns. Good job Phil
@innocentorphan12133 ай бұрын
Meanwhile an infant monkey can do what he's doing with Bison. Easiest character to use in the game.
@MTown5873 ай бұрын
He can’t play as Cammy because he’s married stoopid!
@N1xon453 ай бұрын
I love how the dents are responsible for leaving his door open. Lmao, literally anything he can do to avoid accountability.
@pakapasiti3 ай бұрын
Admits to multi mashing inputs and acts surprised that it “drops” inputs when it’s reading all his multipresses and giving him the garbage he’s hitting
@Paltheos3 ай бұрын
9:08 - 9:40 This clip is insane, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. 1) How can a grown man be unable to move a declawed cat? 2) Confirming point 1, he then sprays (??) the cat with water (what bottle is he drinking from that has a spritzer?). Surely gently picking up a cat is less disruptive than harassing it by spraying it with water. WTF
@CrashKazooie3 ай бұрын
I think he sprays Jasper because he thinks it discourages him from the same behaviour, but cats don’t understand that at all… poor fucking cat
@realbeefcastle3 ай бұрын
Phil shouldn’t be allowed to own a pet. I can’t imagine dousing my cat with water. He is truly a scumbag.
@Lethargicaman133 ай бұрын
Imagine unironically saying “you did nothing to hit me” after getting you’re ass beat and being over the age of seven. His super power is not realizing how embarrassing this lol
@oAPXo3 ай бұрын
That A.K.I. was fucking brilliant.
@yohagain3 ай бұрын
27:42 the fact that his mother combed his hair until he was 17 by itself is shameful enough, but him bringing it up unprompted is outright insane. You couldn’t get me to confess something like that even under torture, he uses it to blame his mother for his own hairline and unhealthy ways. Wow…
@WeCareAlot46933 ай бұрын
Blame everyone else
@erheetrherh26593 ай бұрын
And thats not how even hairloss works, you can plug your hair all you want, it doesn't kill the hair follicle.
@Ron_Jambo_3 ай бұрын
@@erheetrherh2659Thabks I was about to comment thag exact thing. Combing your hair doesn't destroy your hairline lmao, it's just that he wants to believ that he is aging geacefuly😂😂😂
@yohagain3 ай бұрын
@@erheetrherh2659 but you know what does? Binge drinking and bad eating habits! Up to a point of course, genetics are heavily involved, but Dave doesn’t do himself any favors with his crappy diet of midnight burgers and gin.
@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll3 ай бұрын
The funny thing is that his mother *IS* to blame for his hairloss: guys get their hair genes from the mother’s side of the family. If your maternal grandfather and uncles went bald early, odds are so will you. 😅
@97Crazysteve3 ай бұрын
*65 year old man yells at Street Fighter 6*
@KyleoftheViridianForest3 ай бұрын
He's 65??? I thought we was like 40
@MunKDaDDyy3 ай бұрын
And yet look at the money he still made, these dents really are something special
@2509146166721523 ай бұрын
i doubt those anon tips are real, either they are fake or the OIC is going file a bankruptcy
@jjjordan38813 ай бұрын
Ikr, it's unreal there's ppl out there that'll give him a dime. I can't fathom it. He's such a flagrant lying pos.
@thinkindark3 ай бұрын
@@jjjordan3881it's mostly OIC using its many alt accounts tbf. As soon as it disappears from piggy's streams, so too will piggy 🤞
@NavaDownSouth3 ай бұрын
@@thinkindark 1 health emergency from OIC and DSP will be homeless
@creeeamy71333 ай бұрын
Me when my beloved companion distracts me from an inconsequential online game (He will suffer for this treason)
@Ashkihyena3 ай бұрын
Once again his ego wrote checks his butt can’t cash
@dertythegrower3 ай бұрын
Jaha proved this in the famous Jaha vs Dsp parking lot meet up... dsp physically cried and said he forgot what he said
@pko16833 ай бұрын
@@dertythegrower I believe that ass whopping would have done wonders for phil and had he caught it he would be a different person today.
@Sharkmane253 ай бұрын
@@pko1683I'm telling you now brother that beating would've done nothing but make him more of a hermit. He's a natural born yapper
@DSPPolitics3 ай бұрын
He thinks his opponents aren't better than him because they don't impress him or "outplay" him. Bro it's skill based matchmaking in a popular game with a large player pool, you're not entitled to matches with the vastly more skilled pros that you think you should be playing against.
@jeffoff77953 ай бұрын
He really thought M. Bison was his ticket to the upper echelons of SF6😂
@JackSpearhoes3 ай бұрын
“I’m going to training right FUCKING NOW” -DSP “I’ve actually never labbed ever” -DSP
@jordandennis67943 ай бұрын
Dem cheeks got clapped tonight 😂😂😂 Poor Jasper took the blame
@walkertr56853 ай бұрын
dude the perfect ko clip kills me every single time it plays 😂😂
@JesseHenderson-xc2kg3 ай бұрын
If its so pattern, Dave, counter it.
@Joey809003 ай бұрын
Idk how you can be so bad at a game you play literally all the time. It makes no sense.
@pko16833 ай бұрын
its hard to play video games with hooves
@darkmagicianscousin52613 ай бұрын
The inability to learn from mistakes. His mama told him as a kid nothing was ever his fault and he unironically still believes this.
@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer3 ай бұрын
He's not "bad" per say. he just doesn't adapt. What he's complaining about is that this game doesn't play like SF2.
@jeffoff77953 ай бұрын
The only thing he's gotten really good at is making excuses. Practice makes perfect.
@hemogoblin693 ай бұрын
He's playing ranked
@lamarpray53243 ай бұрын
“Dropped input” is his go to excuse for every game he plays. Instead of owning up to a misplay no lets make up a scenario that never happened and blame it on that. Dude is wild lol a habitual liar.
@reudevad3 ай бұрын
Reminder that people pay him to act like a spoiled child
@MinecwaftBeans3 ай бұрын
In Philburts defense getting distracted by Jasper is technically getting distracted by half of his "family"
@larkwans27253 ай бұрын
in terms of mass, kat counts for at least 95% of his """family"""
@Lum20223 ай бұрын
It’s a whole fucking family reunion in that closet.
@bigsmoke97943 ай бұрын
@@larkwans2725That's 95% including the mass of Phil. Bomboclaat big gyal
@adrianmartinez81253 ай бұрын
Now I fear for Jasper, is just matter of time he gets so heated that he may kick jasper full force. 😢
@TheDrizzle563 ай бұрын
I think Jasper wins that fight lol dsp would hide in the bathroom and be like "I'm an alcoholic! It's naht my fault!"
@AndyCarrington-cf3ib3 ай бұрын
And if he doesn't get banned after doing something like that, then it is official that he has more plot armour than Goku
@CasualRacerRed3 ай бұрын
42 years old Ladies and Gentlemen
@thomasshepard78913 ай бұрын
No fucking way he pulled out the cat distraction excuse lmfao that's a new one.
@MICHAELILES123 ай бұрын
I can't wait for him to be in his '50s living with his parents
@whocares16313 ай бұрын
It’s like that old guy from to catch a predator who’s like 45 and tells Chris Hanson that his moms totally going too take his computer away
@outlandishusername3 ай бұрын
@@whocares1631 "Old guy" "45" - Damn.
@Lum20223 ай бұрын
“Mahm!! Bathroom!!”
@NavaDownSouth3 ай бұрын
imagine 50-60 year old DSP still begging for 5.00 pay pal tips and reminding us that youtube takes 30% and all the ways to donate to to the channel. Super fun positive chill stream only allowed to chat about the game , and help me win faster
@heartbeatsdrum2 ай бұрын
Nothing he could do. Bugged adult mechanics dood
@saturos133 ай бұрын
That AKI combo was insane! props to that guy
@belikewatersf10513 ай бұрын
Complete 💩 attitude it’s all cause he didn’t get that Wolverine toy 🧸
@DJMcFlinty3 ай бұрын
his attitude is like this because he did get that toy (it was just a few months later), and everything else he demanded from his simpleton parents, like a brand new car that he totaled by illegally driving without his glasses
@StationaryBeggar3 ай бұрын
All cause Daves pull out game weak.
@bytz47423 ай бұрын
Dsp when the offensive heavy character with little to no defensive tools does not infact have defensive tools: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@sugarbelleash3 ай бұрын
I would like to see an hour of Cammy compliations.
@DaquanHarrison2 ай бұрын
I would love to see it, too. Especially since he keeps calling my main a brainless, no skill character and yet he gets beaten by her relentlessly. And also to take inspiration from them to better myself as a Cammy main.
@11Christys113 ай бұрын
It’s an all new low to blame Jasper. If I were Jasper I’d start giving Argentina memberships out of spite.
@RobAreviews3 ай бұрын
I love how he believes just saying the name of moves means he's the superior player, despite the fact that he just got wrecked. The proof of the pudding is in the eating, my doooooood
@seamonkey84353 ай бұрын
Imagine being an adult, and actually giving this guy money. Remeber, when he does a personal react stream, he’s charging $50 for it. So he’s actually getting paid for what would be a late night stream. His viewers must all be in ♿️
@StationaryBeggar3 ай бұрын
They're mobile af for sure.
@rando.name.3 ай бұрын
2:15 Remember $50 is NOT above and beyond according to dsp. Its just what is expected.
@yournan43103 ай бұрын
I wish I had never found out about this guy.
@MaztRPwn3 ай бұрын
Remember the scene in the Boondocks in the Catcher Freeman episode when Ruckus was telling his version and the slaves were making fun of how the owner talked when he got mad? That’s how Phil talks. “Staahp draahping my inputs! It’s going to staahp right now!” 😂😂
@darkmagicianscousin52613 ай бұрын
I cannot state how much I love the "pattern play" excuse, because there's so many facets too it that individually make him look bad enough, but together make him look seriously mentally challenged. One being even if they were all pattern players, you're factually the bigger scrub because you lose to it every time. So if they're scrubs, you're a Scrub Bottom and they Top you 9/10.
@simplelife883933 ай бұрын
There is also the fact that his Bison does every single thing he accuses others of. Safe repetitive patterns, mashing MP hoping for a chain regardless of space, same desperate drive reversals on wakeup. Then he rages when someone blocks him and punishes.
@J-Tex-Corporation3 ай бұрын
How do his dents not understand that EVERY LOSS he goes off the rails. I'm convinced he's trolling.
@StationaryBeggar3 ай бұрын
Lol it's not trolling, he's really like this.
@scorpion63283 ай бұрын
Phil’s dents are the same people who give him money. Not the smartest bunch.
@J-Tex-Corporation3 ай бұрын
@@scorpion6328 Valid point!
@seamonkey84353 ай бұрын
Your intro is gold. When he says state taxes he has to pay that came out of no where. I live in Washington. There is NO state tax in Washington. There is just federal tax.
@MobileNasty3 ай бұрын
No fkn waaaay
@DSPsWifesBF3 ай бұрын
Yet his minions continue to give him their money. The dents would be prime material to join a cult.
@JesseHenderson-xc2kg3 ай бұрын
I cant lie, i moved to WA 3 years ago and ive been wondering WTF hes even talking about in the intro....didnt even dawn on me that he lied so flagrantly....but his dents dont know so i get it i guess.
@DJMcFlinty3 ай бұрын
there is state taxes on businesses, which he does fall under
@AugustStephenson3973 ай бұрын
There’s no Income tax in WA.
@avidism3 ай бұрын
admitting your mom used to do your hair until you were 16-17 is wild lol
@StationaryBeggar3 ай бұрын
What else did she do for him....
@TrashbinCat3 ай бұрын
Jasper has a blast making his owner whine and scream and it's easy to see why!
@daltonbolser51003 ай бұрын
Doctor: Any last words Phil? Phil: Yes please tell everyone how they can support, and please try to hit the $100 tip goal so you can put the M. Bison hat on me when I go, cause right now I have received ZERO contributions. 😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is nuts for real
@derek258crusco53 ай бұрын
I love how Phil says tip me $100 now so we don’t have to worry about it like it’s are job to tip him. What a creep
@kyletech843 ай бұрын
sounds so odd when he says it like that, "private patreon videos" like he's doing some strictly men only fans videos on the side hustle for spare hogan funds. 🤢 🤮
@tizza9633 ай бұрын
God he’s such a baby 😂
@ickyfist3 ай бұрын
I love when he fights the aki complaining everything she's doing is pattern play when he starts every round with drive dash and the guy starts punishing him. Like Phil...just stop. Also Phil is the biggest scrub out of anyone he played against, all he does is spam drive dash and aerials because they're hard to punish against bison. And then he immediately does wakeup reversal every time he's knocked down or in the corner.
@-suphur3 ай бұрын
Add Jasper to the list of excuses.
@Deadman10003 ай бұрын
"I wasn't ready!" Ok Phil because your opponent should wait for you 😂
@JFresh93 ай бұрын
I hope Phil's parents see the results of their parenting on display every time he """"works"""" 😂
@spencermcbride38813 ай бұрын
"WHY IS HE PUNCHING ME TWICE!!!" does he really not think that ppl can't see the giant orange COUNTER HIT on screen
@shushshush71373 ай бұрын
Damn cat distracting this hard working streamer, to the gulag with thee!
@loubloom19413 ай бұрын
This is a 58 year old man freaking out about one of them beat em up games 😂
@Notyoji3 ай бұрын
7:26 You could see him think, "I'm gonna blame the cat."
@larkwans27253 ай бұрын
hell yes! i can watch this manchild's meltdown AGAIN!
@Apollo3p3 ай бұрын
Today was glorious
@larkwans27253 ай бұрын
@@Apollo3p I love when he blamed it on jasper. pretty soon he'll be blaming the Big Bitch, and she'll sit on him and that will be the end of his "legacy"
@StationaryBeggar3 ай бұрын
Jasper bout to have the back claws removed at this rate.
@YoutubeStyleChannel3 ай бұрын
Someone needs to tell him to have a blinking break.
@WeCareAlot46933 ай бұрын
They did, he got pissed and refused.
@AndyCarrington-cf3ib3 ай бұрын
They did early in the stream and he was like 'what? I've only played two matches I'm not having a break' But he was already getting volcanically pissed off after just two matches
@iConformed3 ай бұрын
“I do this because you guys tell me there’s meaning behind it” is so fucking telling haha
@ZHunt-sj1lf3 ай бұрын
Smfh.......these kids are legit weirdos
@fhagane68213 ай бұрын
Pandalee was underage
@TheLewisDawg3 ай бұрын
Jasper's getting the belt tonight 🤕
@billbrasky13183 ай бұрын
Every time he acts smug, this is always right around the corner
@AndyCarrington-cf3ib3 ай бұрын
You'd think he'd have learned to keep his mouth shut by now
@Manglet7622 ай бұрын
An ass beating is ALWAYS around the corner with him, doesn't matter the game or how he's feeling.
@MichaelJohnson-ny6zs3 ай бұрын
I CACKLED when he tried to challenge @19:34 and tried to say there was nothing he can do. Like, you are mashing when Cammy is plus and still whining 🤣
@runningwithflair3 ай бұрын
Lol jasper is the newest detractor
@Sonjaden-q2b3 ай бұрын
I can not believe he behaves the same as 20 years ago. Seems like he has not mature at all. Lol
@iRock_7503 ай бұрын
Memology does more work editing and censoring the first minute of the video than DSP has done in his whole life.
@Zolva923 ай бұрын
It makes me happy seeing other Bison players INTERACT with his move list
@ervingreen89763 ай бұрын
"F this game!!!" As he continues to play it and get his ass beaten. 😂😂😂. He sucks so much that he blames his 🐱. Lol
@boswelldoddler52353 ай бұрын
You know he wanted to whip that cat into the wall. He is on the verge of tears playing this.
@pinkrudy3 ай бұрын
typical phil game: that was scissors! that was headstomp! that was standing fierce! that was low medium! that was drive rush! that was my drive impact! rinse and repeat
@Div-Hour3 ай бұрын
It’s still baffles me how he has any genuine fans left
@marlon80953 ай бұрын
-Fans- enablers
@BasedF-15Pilot3 ай бұрын
No steaks cause MR points don't matter remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
@deegee61843 ай бұрын
"All safe gambling..." Don't those two words just contradict themselves?!
@variedakollector12853 ай бұрын
“You did nothing intelligent.” Were they like, supposed to play you a certain way? Lol 😂
@bobsmith50883 ай бұрын
Did he have his cat declawed? Wow, that is beyond unacceptable. That is the worst thing I have ever heard about him.
@DSPsWifesBF3 ай бұрын
He did. People like Phil should never own pets. Khet is to blame too.
@mortified03 ай бұрын
The best part was as he was slamming his hand on the pad he was rating that Ryu nice over and over lol
@poethegamer1183 ай бұрын
6:31 could've sworn he was gonna take more breaks to keep his salt levels down, but maybe he forgot
@navi-charlotte3 ай бұрын
🧂🥩🧂 its delicious to see the pig going absolutely MAD with RAGE 🤣🤣🤣