4Two soups

W = Waitress M = Man J = Jane
W: Ready to order sir? Madam?
M: Jane?
J: Ah, yes what's the soup of the day please?
W: I'll just go and find out.
M: What time's your train?
J: Twenty-five to.
M: Oh, well that's not too bad.
W: Ready to order sir? Madam?
J: Ah, yes I wanted to know what the soup of the day was.
W: That's right, I'll just go and check with the chef.
J: Look let's just have it shall we whatever it is, we'll be here all day.
M: Waitress, we'll have the soup anyway. We'll have the two soups anyway.
W: I beg your pardon sir, I didn't quite catch that.
M: We'll have two soups.
W: Two soups. One soup. And another soup. Right away sir.
J: Look let's just have a main course shall we? Skip the soup.
M: Shall we?
J: Yes tell her.
M: Waitress, I'm sorry, we've changed our minds.
W: Yes.
M: It's no wonder this place is empty.
W: Two soups.