5,000 CALORIE BURRITO | Kali Muscle

[@pertzvon1238]

If kali muscle was a mortal kombat character Finish him Kali: bop bop Fatality

[@IgotSomuchTroubleonmyMind]

Don't forget the skeet skeet.

[@CocoKickz94]

Skibby duh pop!! POP! POP!

[@Divine1715]

Best comment ever yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhaahh

[@HanzoSatanTheGodofGods]

Lmao

[@AlbertoGonzalez-tc2ju]

Lol crazy as hell

[@youngladinbo]

This guy looks like a real life full power frieza

[@ShowtimeLaw]

STARR BAYBEE lol damn just thought bout that

[@drrckcch0]

STARR BAYBEE You messed up for that one lmao saw this and just lost it

[@user-bm1st1by7r]

Nah bro you gave him too much credit, Frieza is way better than this 😂😂😂

[@godlytrunks5776]

Ethan Quinn can he be a broly ssj suppressed

[@chipmunk8861]

roflll

[@Kolegate]

When you free, but you still in that prison state of mind.

[@0racle751]

you can take the kali out of prison but you can't take the prison out of kali

[@ghostlyy8639]

Patrick McClure duck? be a real man bruh

[@RoGuExPaNcAkE]

he got ripped in prison eatin tis stuff

[@swayvelez6756]

RoGuExPaNcAkE but that's cuz he worked out hard every day. This stuff will have you looking like a whale if you don't work out everyday. It's a crazy amount of calories to consume

[@jaydenlewis2526]

Josue Velez he knows good and damn well he aint gonna eat that

[@skrillmatic9092]

I thought his arteries got clogged and he was dying after that first bite

[@Capza]

Lmao

[@excelsior4418]

🤣🤣

[@shawtymackhtx]

😂😂

[@sebastiannegron316]

Lmaooooo

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@smokebeer9045]

7:30 "you gonna treat this like a new born baby" *Strangles it with a towel*

[@JonGotGame]

Smoke Beer 😂😂😂😂

[@WAYZRIDEz]

😭😂😂😂

[@pablovalles-aguirre3566]

Smoke Beer “Daddy gotchu... Daddy Gotchu”

[@JazzHandzLMT]

Lmaooooo

[@tristanrangiawha5039]

😂

[@shanghai6117]

You wanna treat it like the most beautiful woman in your life *pulls out knife*

[@brendanhill5073]

lmfao

[@carrnil]

LOL great catch

[@inezhaley4688]

i

[@andrelopezrod]

I fucking passed out laughing

[@iioo187]

ahahaha X'''D

[@PainfulHail134]

Bet you this guy so buff these heart attack foods only affect him for 10 seconds then the heart fights back.

[@RyaniumPlays]

😂

[@ANZACJugger0]

funniest comment yet. underrated af

[@Absent641]

acualli you had a heart attack for 10 sec. thats enough to do brain damage

[@mattbraga4033]

+Jrise Breezy no it aint lol

[@Absent641]

oh sry six mins then

[@wolfiedabrony1802]

Kali muscle for mortal kombat 11! Who's with me?

[@Raimispidey956]

wolfie da brony “you finna get swole muhfucka?” *shoves a whole 1,000,000 calorie meal down opponents throat *gets too swole and explodes “Kali Muscle Wins”

[@petergriffin2381]

His attacks are swole food Swole kick Swole punch Swole uppercut Swole meal which heals Fatality’s Swole beatdown:where he punches the opponents head in then smashes it through a 10 lb dumbbel: HYPHY weight :grab a 1000 pound weigh smashes the opponent like a fly swatter hitting a fly HYPHY BEATDOWN WHERE KALI DOES SO MANY PUSH UPS HE SPLITS THE GROUND AND THE OTHER DUDE FALLS IN

[@waynemartin5730]

@@Raimispidey956 top ramen as a weapon

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

@@petergriffin2381 I have idea for second fatality . Hypthy pushups kill , he starts doing pushups on his laying oponent with such force his hands end up inside of the oponent by the end of it . Idea for friendship being : Hyphy cooking where he gives his oponent some take out hyphy food and say " Stay swoll " .

[@deemack3719]

Yeah, he could be a guest star ⭐ as Jax's brother!!!

[@HHHRkO1396DX]

Gordon Ramsay would be proud.

[@pennywisethedancingclown4384]

Or he'd look at it and say "ITS FUCKIN RAWWWW"

[@ADDICTEDDEADPOOLcarr]

Lmao

[@kennethglenn3613]

@@pennywisethedancingclown4384 but is it. NINOOOOOOOOOOOO?

[@youngdaggerdick834]

Gordon Ramsay wouldn't go near homie

[@zawen6935]

@@youngdaggerdick834 Gordon doesn't fear anyone.

[@TheRealKarlo33]

YOU ARE NOT IN PRISON ANYMORE DAMON!! *Katt William's voice*

[@johndoe6047]

I am a boy Damon

[@kingjay2262]

😂😂😂😂😂😂wtf bro I'm dead

[@JohnSmith-ll9st]

😂

[@zedtv8821]

😂😂

[@jasonbradley1777]

Lmao

[@QuangTran.]

I am watching this from jail. Bap Bap

[@tlknight4]

Quang Tran Hahahahahaha me 2 ya feel me

[@QuangTran.]

Lol! What's up fam! KNGHTRYDAFITNESS

[@ChrisHell420]

Quang Tran I will be watching his videos in jail in about 2 months :(!

[@QuangTran.]

Stay safe Chris Hell

[@ChrisHell420]

Thank you buddy! You to! :)

[@ozooti6098]

almost 7 years, and it's still good to this day

[@talmarit6195]

$3.70 and these cost a dollar each so that's $4.70 😂😂💀

[@shakadevirgo4937]

Lmfaoooo

[@wyattlittle8181]

the best part he was only talking single bag and stick not everything XD so whos stupid now?

[@wyattlittle8181]

sorry, whom is stupid*

[@RoGuExPaNcAkE]

he said $7 he said 4 (sticks) $7

[@sweatkieth]

Talmari Turner when he was adding it up I was confused af like am I that gdamn high tf 😂

[@jsd64]

Kali, do you inject the insulin before or after you eat the burrito? Sorry to ask, Rich Piana doesn't cover this area of BB.

[@OrangeDiamond33]

Jaspreet Dhanjan Inject before. Drink your waxy maze or malodexrose (10 grams per IU), then your protein/creatine/glutamine shake, wait 90 mins then eat Hyphy Burrito. Got it?

[@jsd64]

Efffed in da head thanks bro.

[@lolshatter]

Jaspreet Dhanjan what kind of insulin this is important PS am I the only one that thinks kali sounds like bill cosby sometimes?

[@OrangeDiamond33]

lolshatter humalin R, 1iu per 20lbs of bodyweight

[@TehKneegrowplease]

Efffed in da head what it 4

[@keepoffmyherb420]

Half a beef stick "that's 1000 calories right there" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gregorymyers3886]

lmfao.

[@burncrash0570]

Who’s watching this during quarantine?

[@o0oStillWeRiseo0o]

facts me

[@groovyjuan8276]

Me

[@thatniqqadee]

me

[@youngmensdailywisdom99]

me

[@freemoneyb]

Me

[@annamiller4114]

On a different note though, you seem like a genuine person. I think is hilarious how you're swole af and have a cat as a pet. Lmfaooo

[@anahimiranda6030]

Anna Miller fr xD lmao

[@ItsYuigi]

"Im gonna skeet all over the place" bruh, im done Edit: wow thank you guys and girls for all the likes, i didnt know i was going to get that many.

[@EnforcerTV]

YUIGI Mato agreed

[@kayycartierr]

YUIGI Mato I'm done!!!!!!

[@Big_Chico]

Lost it when the camera man skeeted 😂

[@zqa12swx]

I like how he has a cat.

[@zqa12swx]

bet when he feeds the cat he tells em' "GET BIG! REPS REPS REPS"

[@jharryiacartwright4404]

morningblue LMBO

[@climentime]

morningblue HEMAN 😂

[@caleb5925]

Kay Moses Nah man, just becuase he has a cat and not a big ass dog really shows the soft side of kali lmao.

[@dmpsix7417]

In some prisons they allow cats to chill with inmates for therapy and so mother fuckers arent killing each other. Cats can be pretty loyal, low maintenance and dope in general, too bad I'm allergic af. Happy with my dogs

[@kidakuji8480]

He should be a inmate on beyond scared straight

[@x-Abraham-x2]

Yvng Drxco Lmfaoo

[@harmankhinda5743]

Yvng Drxco he would scare the COs and the inmates

[@freddypedraza2066]

Scaring the kids by threatening them has going to make them eat it

[@IssaBuiltCivic]

He would probably kill them with his hyphy food farts

[@lonelyman3659]

Yes he should

[@RealJoshTv]

Taco Bell needs to start selling hyphy burritos

[@nathanmurray8453]

I'd buy it.. lmao

[@tomajohnson7028]

Mr.ManMakesLotsOfCan

[@Saffrone221]

Those chips are filled with sodium. Thats what filling the cress of his muscles. Vast water pockets

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

+Lvl100MagiKarp Splash That and synthol

[@True2TheBlueYoViGang]

JoshTv lmao yo why do i think that will happen one day. tacobell sells food shitty enough to endorse this hyphy brand

[@honchososa5176]

"im about to skeet all over the place when im done with this"💀

[@thesunbeamin4304]

this is how you get hyphy heart

[@nathanielmarcum2067]

Hyphy Chef Kali for Hyphy Heart Failure

[@conservativetexan2289]

LMAO

[@jessicalilipetelo7684]

+Nate Warren you ain't wrong there lol hha

[@robertchambers369]

lol

[@kd7100]

And hyphy farts

[@masterkelt10]

10:48 I think he confused skeeting with having an heart attack

[@OSh30sh]

😂😂😂😂😂☠️ u got me dead

[@davidreese6963]

😂😂

[@freethemboyz6422]

masterkelt10 no u don’t heart attack on your self do you?

[@morganbathgate1374]

Dear +Kali Muscle I just wanted to thank you for helping the young ones out there. My dad has 25 inch muscles thanks to your food because he needs it whenever he's working out. You're so inspirational and really helped my family become swole. Thank you so much for helping my family. Morgan.

[@johnathanlouissalas1627]

"You ain't got go to McDonalds they killing a n***a"! 😂 💯

[@prosperitythegod8287]

So is he lmao 😂😂

[@Gmoney2dope]

this dude gonna have a heart attack before he 50

[@ranshiiekrueger84]

+Gmoney2dope Good, I look forward to the autopsy, it's gonna be a BP Oil Spill!!

[@RyanKelly7373]

How to Have a Heart Attack Before Age 40 with Kali Muscle

[@ItsBoyRed]

+Kriptz haha u stupid mane

[@emirhammami7338]

hahahahahha lmao

[@violater7026]

+Manny Sanchez lmao a man that wants to see what another man looks like, GAAAAAAAAAAYYY ASF

[@aimbotgodthelegend6925]

I actually tried this it taste really good

[@jezuscrust7458]

Prison spread fire

[@kaecake9575]

Swoll

[@jamesthornton4867]

U most definitely right I made it and try it it hit

[@tj3much]

How much water did yu use .

[@tj3much]

@@jamesthornton4867how much water did yu use .

[@realtalk4617]

im gonna try this. 2 bags of sun chips steak strips shredded cheese 2 packs of ramen noodles wish me luck

[@rellenomics101]

Real Talk That actually sounds good lol

[@well8148]

Real Talk wait! wait! u forgot the fucking honey

[@realtalk4617]

American Dad lol. hey man isn't honey good for you? is it healthy

[@realtalk4617]

Rellenomics101 im gonna make it Monday night when my Vikings play the bears

[@JCM-x84]

Dude that actually sounds amazing XD You;ll probably get more gains from eating that one than eating what Kali made, lol

[@israeliviv]

with the hands he got i bet he's banned from petting pets

[@TX_MNEY]

“But for what man can match the hands of god” Probably his.

[@suavio3344]

😂😂😂😂

[@venusenvy2.048]

Honest Spirit im dead

[@Xceptinq]

I ate this meal everyday for a week i gained 20 lbs but i cant see the six pack yet HELP

[@Myndir]

+AcceppT Add some sticks of butter and watch the six pack muscles grow.

[@jakobthe32]

+AcceppT Did you buy Mike Chang's program and magic water? That may be your problem...

[@wat7203]

Yo have to work out idiot

[@Tastaalex]

fuck u bishb

[@robertmcalifornia2640]

+justen norfleet The irony is real right here y'all.

[@kayui648]

I've cooked this for my brother and he slept after the meal but it's been 2 days and he's still asleep😦 Edit: I got 69 likes nice

[@Fyd.jay1]

Call the ambulance

[@chansimpson932]

Ali Yuvarlak I think he skeetin

[@naffay_m1792]

Put him in rice

[@jayddiien8766]

He still sleepin' 👀

[@naffay_m1792]

@@jayddiien8766 All he gotta do is put him in rice

[@largegenitals678]

$3.70..... these cost a dollar each so thats $4.70..... so all up you got a $3.50 meal here.

[@skeptobonez2857]

Lol fr that was hilarious

[@Skor1img]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnDoe-ep9gr]

Skip the gym and go to school...

[@Xuses]

Fantastic nutritional advice from one of the best Natty lifters on KZbin. Best Of The Fitness Industry right here! Stop hating on this man who's only trying to help all of us make some real gains.

[@CAVEMANsean]

natty 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cashew559]

With the way this world is going, I wouldn't doubt that your serious with this comment

[@gamguss2625]

Well spoken

[@europeanlegend9347]

clearly sarcasm, everyone knows kali isnt natural lol. its genetically impossible to get that large without additional growth hormones. he just says hes natty because admitting to it to such a large audience would not be beneficial for his career. seeing as steroid use is prohibited. Although, he may very well be CLEAN and off whatever he was using.

[@joeynoodles5973]

Wow, didn't expect to see you on anything but fg videos

[@earlgrant837]

The camera man agreed from intimidation 😂

[@Henny_Hardaway]

Skeeted from intimidation. 😂😂

[@tristenwlaysewski105]

"You wanna treat this like the most beautiful woman in the world" *proceeds to take out knife*

[@SamuelaMesui]

"Heeeeyyyyyyyy I DIDN'T KNOW YA'LL WAS GON B HERE"

[@oscarantrax5503]

Here come the guuud part

[@bigmarkdarula]

John Doe then says "we back"

[@scumdogz3193]

People say what you want about this man. But do you have the balls to do what he does. He likes what he does and has fun with it. So respect to you Kali muscle keep up the good work.

[@kirillosl.6842]

"sodium bad for you" then he do this

[@scottjohnson867]

Kirillos kkksss I know never understood the shot he say one thing in does another

[@deonsavage9974]

He said he needed sodium cause he sweat a lot at the gym

[@anthonyfootball80]

@Delray Pissfucks sodium is horrible for you

[@doyleeastern5436]

@@anthonyfootball80 Not when you sweat alot out during workouts. Just dangerous for you because you sit on your ass .

[@gustavocastrejon1202]

Doyle Eastern he only sayin cause boy a amberconbrie model

[@johnstoner666]

Adding up the prices was hilarious!

[@ramyarakram4122]

AlexanderW he was lying about the price😂

[@waynemartin5730]

Bro I was dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skrillmatic9092]

Why did it take him so long to add $2 to $1.70

[@ArcYT]

@@skrillmatic9092 He's a lifter not a thinker

[@horadriccubicaltitan820]

@@skrillmatic9092 because his head is smaller than his shoulders

[@wetpappichurro2244]

😂I need some more pants, I done skeeted on myself

[@InCogNiito00]

"It's going down, I'm bout to skeet all over the place when I eat this"💀💀💀💀💀

[@that70sshowfan39]

I read this comment right when he said it!! lmao!!

[@NRGoon]

that 70's show fan same fr tho

[@lazarocarmona5960]

that 70's show fan me too lmaoo

[@gordothefallen1]

I made the Hyphy Burrito today and I gotta tell ya'.. That burrito is the 💣! I just skeet on myself!

[@robgarcia5284]

How's the camera guy not laughing 😂

[@sotirisgardelis1449]

rob garcia he probably is been edited

[@barneystinson9237]

Because it is a camera Girl

[@brammarkwat3135]

Because Kali is the cameraman himself...

[@widb2515]

Its his girl

[@JorgeGarcia-no5lk]

I can kick his ass and u

[@TheJakobe00]

Just tried this and got straight up hyphy diarrhea. But 5,00 calories tho 😂😂😂

[@unknowngal2215]

Ugh lmfaoo

[@LoveyoDance]

hahahah u stupid 😂😂

[@noaimshots_yt1034]

Bruh u must ain't make right

[@hoseapigram4086]

​@@noaimshots_yt1034bro got the straight shits

[@11OWE7]

the muscles in his nose make it sound like he got sinus problem...

[@TattooedFourLife]

Kali: "got to treat it like a baby". *walks out of the room and never comes back.*

[@joeyvarg3551]

Kali: this knive is too small *pulls out sword*

[@jayprice7865]

He looks like frieza on his final form

[@__AceofSpades__2003]

Jay Price he doesn't

[@iLoveDoingit]

Jay Price I was thinking the same😂

[@the-first-and-neve1409]

Jay Price true that true that

[@rowdyrebel7536]

sargent 245 fuk u and star baybee

[@hotaru3679]

Jay Price. Lmfao!!!!

[@ryanlaney3627]

If i want 5,000 calories I'll just stop by McDonald's.

[@tengkuianizkandar9638]

yeah lol but this is the cheap way of getting 5000 calories

[@ryanlaney3627]

+ian izkandar value menu bro

[@UltimatePiccolo]

+Ryan Laney this is $3.50. Can you get 5,000 calories from that on the value menu?

[@ryanlaney3627]

+UltimatePiccolo don't know, don't care

[@UltimatePiccolo]

Ryan Laney dont matter if you care, you were wrong lol.

[@S_034]

"Hyphy Burrito", yeah it is: Hypertension, Hypertrophy, Hypokinesis, Hyperplasia, all kinds of fun ways to get a heart attack.

[@takodaarmwood5358]

SOren0414 hb

[@AllStarFlamePepito]

+Philip Bujalski and tuna and coke with coffee HYPHY MUUU

[@fbgmallday1000]

dont forget hyperglycemia

[@octaviobustillos9454]

SOren0414 you killed it fam

[@williammoore5587]

We ate this shit every weekend in prison and nobody had a heart attack. I did 7 years.

[@Kidme0UT]

Hyphytension

[@CRF300Dom]

D3 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nathancasey7712]

While Kali isn't my face youtuber, I gotta admit he's funny af sometimes haha. Btw, what's up with that green tint...

[@TiwannaKollock]

Lol

[@CommonSwense]

Nathan Casey Wants to look like the Hulk

[@haiderrahman3863]

+Nathan Casey roided out freak is about to go up in a nuclear explosion with that green glow

[@CommonSwense]

KennLOSANGELES Why the thumbs down? He asked about the green tint, Seems to me that the point of the green tint was to make him look like the hulk.

[@CommonSwense]

KennLOSANGELES I wonder if anyone actually went out and made one haha

[@joeygeevees]

Ill be starting this tomorrow for one month. I better be jacked when im done

[@andreasstau5150]

HeyItsJoeyP You are fat after one month ;D its only for people who use Steroids

[@joeygeevees]

Nope. Kali is natty. He's my rolemodel. Him and Rich Piano. Natty Legends

[@gmanthatguy]

HeyItsJoeyP Kali Muscle gay porn roids and now vegan cook book loloololol

[@andreasstau5150]

Natty :D NO! they eat creatine!!! hahahah

[@blackbastard9988]

HeyItsJoeyP Don't forget Bostin Loyd, he's my favourite natural. #Allnatty

[@HammerBlow500]

9:21 "You wanna treat this real nice, like the most beautifulest woman you ever seen in yo' life"... *Cuts it open with knife* 😂

[@antonymartins8310]

let him cook

[@saleedahaf1747]

I love this guy!!!! He needs to be in a movie this guy is hilarious!!! Protect kali muscle all times!

[@redeyejedi111]

I accept this assignment and will protect kali muscle at all costs

[@mrfoamersimpson]

Legendary!

[@baseballglovereviews5935]

Foammmerr

[@zalez3945]

Its Foamy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@321kingof]

FOAMER SIMPSON tryin to make him some gainzzz check out the hodgetwins too

[@ELxTALIBAN]

Drum roll please.....lol.....bang!! bang!! dead stock hyphy burrito

[@BrackAndYerrow]

haha used to watch your vids when i was a sneakerhead, now im just a gym rat/pisstrooper...

[@nonexistent7974]

I did this, and it turned out amazing

[@AmericanIdealist]

Lmao did it really

[@FLUFBALL44]

Ryan Stephen really?

[@noejr5353]

Did it for real??

[@jonathanmaldonado4120]

nah this dude made a prison pastele 😂😂😂

[@HellRainsFromAbove]

It's called slam lol

[@JoseChaveztheReal]

looks more like a hyphy tamale.

[@crisleroi299]

that's a more accurate description.

[@graysonmosher3822]

1:14 “ Big Dad Beef Stick” Kali: Damn, Dat kinda sounds like my nickname Me: More like big dad beef log

[@NeckolasBone]

14:16 had me crying

[@khankonner3656]

Is that hyphy food

[@zachdohdohbird9624]

Serious business

[@qu33nsuga65]

I love your channel... And when you fell back on the refrigerator,it was like.... Man down!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SirhecklefishM]

$4.70 umm if the beef sticks were a dollar a peice it would be $7.70 but im only correcting you because its the internet if it was in person i would say thats $4.70 allday lol

[@JojoOlokun205]

He was actually right though......

[@twohamsters585]

Yeah a beat yo ass put you on bunk rest real quick

[@TheSerwow]

Finnalee someone who is real :D

[@klaudia871]

Lmao

[@dirtywhitee]

man wah lol i said da same thang

[@andrewdow7412]

I made this burrito my self and I must say the first bite was AMAZING but after the 3rd bite the flavor starts getting to you.

[@alejandropreciado1814]

Andrew Dow lol what’s does it taste like

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

Dont leave us in suspense! What does it taste like?

[@BetOnTheGame]

alejandro Preciado it taste like.....Ummmmm idk it’s pretty good tho

[@BetOnTheGame]

Nathaniel Clark ummm idk it taste pretty good tho!

[@sshagann]

@@BetOnTheGame wtfs happening these are 2 different accounts.

[@evirs]

Not even gonna lie. That shit looks disgusting.

[@bread8609]

it ain't no lie lmao

[@CapTheBottle]

+Evi RS It's legit prison food...

[@evirs]

Yeah I know... just looks nasty.

[@SoCalboy530]

its actually really good. I know from my time I spend behind bars

[@EpicDJTime]

+Evi RS When all you are eating is the most bland shit you've ever imagined a good spread tastes like a personal cooked meal from Gordan Ramsey. Also, you can add other things. I'd always go with a spicy pickle and a spicy sausage if it's on commissary.

[@don_noir8543]

he died 2 hours later

[@hoseapigram4086]

If I eat all that one day I'm finna be in the bathroom the whole day lol

[@BenDover-ed4rm]

Hosea Pigram finnA??

[@EJayyDreadHead]

@@BenDover-ed4rm you know what he means bro 💀

[@Human-jz8ee]

Hosea Pigram they ain’t that big

[@QwonoBandzz]

This man swole asl with a cat😂😂😂

[@tommyj960]

What's asl?

[@rezzolution1968]

tommy j as hell

[@butterflylovenj7300]

I always crack up when I see bigger men with lil dogs. ♥️

[@legendaryphoenix4700]

All Giants got a soft side.

[@vincenzostuto8550]

I have just four questions: 1. What on earth is a big dade beef stick? (I'm guessing it's grade K meat) 2. Who eats ramen and cheese puffs after a workout? 3. Is saving $2 really worth losing 15 years of life? 4. Is this a contest to see who can have a stroke first?

[@KL_Stereo]

Kali, would you recommend this to a future IFBB pro?

[@whooooooo3852]

HATER TROLL

[@mr.blonde2984]

Only during the Hindenburg phase of the diet. Not if you're in contest prep in June, for a contest in September.

[@tomijojo]

Janice Cresanova Liquid diet only bro. Just blend it bro.

[@KL_Stereo]

tomijojo only until september bro

[@AngeIDogg]

Chef crackhead approved bro

[@Androidkid17]

I love that everytime he tastes his own food he is always so amazed hahaha

[@razahussain9228]

Kali muscle should be a comedian 😂😂

[@andrzejasia5378]

This turned out great for me

[@alexcalderon4392]

Keep it up Kali man, u truly motivate me. Love from Southw3st Houston Tx!

[@alaster134]

This is not a burrito, it's a tamale; and we're making it tomorrow night. Thanks for helping us bulk, Kali

[@Eddierath]

I LOVE this man like a father but no wonder my man had a stroke. 😂😂

[@reerbaadia1896]

Looks like a force fed cow in preparation for slaughter.

[@TheFaizParadise]

Loiool

[@shyland4534]

Jody Curley Kali Muscle, your just the BEST bruhh, your energetic charisma is undeniably awesome... THANK YOU

[@Big_Chico]

5 years later and it still cracks me up when the camera man skeets on himself 😂😂

[@genderneutral5570]

Kali Muscle, your just the BEST bruhh, your energetic charisma is undeniably awesome... THANK YOU for these "Hiphy recipes", and because of you my friend; I'm gonna try sum of these EPIC meals!! 💪💪💪

[@myrockinvideos]

Gender Neutral you still alive?

[@donaldcoleman6139]

Kali my man and he is funny as hell,but he can't do quick math to save his life lol. I would never eat this but its entertainment. Can't wait for kali to get that big movie break that he wants.

[@tupelomississippiflash968]

I'll just cook a steak on my grill. Thanx for sharing!‼️

[@ramonalvizo4700]

P

[@joeygat7700]

5:25 “I’m bouta skeet all over the place when I eat this”

[@angelfigueroa8921]

Kalℹ muscle is the Truth!".. I started working out cause of this man. I'm inspired i see great things always kalℹ"..keep it up💪😏☝

[@AfroPoli]

10:42. First spoon, immediate heart attack.

[@1noky1]

Orgasmus

[@MyDOOKIE1]

@14:20 " is that hyphy food? Rip ya neck off!"🤣😂🤣😂

[@gamerm3236]

😂

[@larryjones1647]

$3.70 Puls $2.00🤦🏽‍♂️ equal what?? 😂😂

[@koquitoslurper1651]

😂😂😂

[@PapaKJxo]

🤣🤣

[@MsLady-sd6pz]

Sev-en dolla’s. Let that bottom lip drop. 😆

[@phillyjackson1680]

Larry Jones 😂

[@Savage_D_508]

Wish y'all millions of ppl watching this be watching his new Vlogs to show him some love..

[@ryanm4604]

3:04 when he calls out the cat...mad funny

[@shawnburnside1618]

this dude wrap that bag like its a kilo and slicing it down the middle

[@zacharyhammersmith7181]

Btw this meal is 2460 calories not 5000. I did the math and bought the exact same things he did and used the same amount of food too. The meal was bigger than I expected and it really doesn't taste that great. It tastes bland other than the occasional beef stick inside a scoop. Though he was right about the sodium getting u vascular.

[@jack-ei6vb]

OMG YOU ACTUALLY DID IT😂 IM DONE

[@nonutkyle5363]

that strange I counted 3000

[@kayandaeddings4803]

Gross!. I would rather eat something from McDonald's, Popeyes, or Burger King than that.

[@unforgivn81]

+zachary hammersmith You actually made and ate that shit?

[@shaniyaroberson1450]

It's a comical skit for entertainment somethings in his skit aren't literal their just exaggerated 😂😂😂it's not meant to be corrected but I hope it turned out great for you 👌🏾😱

[@Benjamin-jv5iw]

My man looks like a blueberry push pop with that filter

[@bacongod8807]

bruh I think Broly came back to life😨

[@harmankhinda5743]

Bacon God Bio Broly

[@AlexRivera-nl3qy]

that shit so nasty he almost past out 😂😂😂

[@quisegotem]

why do you look green in the video bro

[@mr.blonde2984]

Hyphy burritos turn you into the Incredible Hulk.

[@ItsIceyyy]

Quisey21 that's what happens when you inject too much damn synthol

[@ItsSparkzzz]

Quisey21 he either did it in post or didnt set the white balance on the camera while recording

[@666_filthy]

Probably the burrito xD

[@ItsSparkzzz]

Alexander Perales savage haha

[@sillyninja65]

kali muscle always looks like he hates everything he eats and drinks but a bigger and meaner version of kali muscle is holding him captive and forcing him to pretend he loves it

[@i1s1ktoxic52]

you want to treat it like the most beautiful women you've ever seen in your life. then he cuts the bag open

[@jacksonschrock757]

He's like buddy from elf with the honey

[@preston009]

😂😂😂

[@holdenmerritt]

Jackson Schrock it was syrup

[@jacksonschrock757]

Holden Merritt the honey hes using not the syrup from elf dumbass

[@elijahkeona863]

how to get a heart attack with kali muscle 😂😂

[@sdotagainphilly594]

As someone who stayed at the DOC hotel, I've watched multiple videos of ( what we called in Philly) chi chi's being made. Fun to see the different ingredients and names used. But I've never come across anyone with as much enthusiasm about it. I just had Olive Garden and now I'm in the kitchen cheffing cause you inspired me.